Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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Lunch Monitor Mom Affair - Trail Mix #46 Aug 12, 2024

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In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a pair of bleu suede boots heard 'round the school, a camper in need of dating app reconstruction, a nightmare trip to the nail salon that will make you sweat, and an affirmative message from the great beyond.

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to BetterHelp.com/CAMP today to get 10% off your first month.

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98 - Jonathan Was Attacked By A Raccoon (Literally) Aug 07, 2024

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In this episode, The Counselors discuss their crazy week from river floating in New Hampshire, Zachariah's live Boston shows, and a raccoon that attacked Counselor Jonathan. Like actually.

Works Cited:
➜ Daniel J. Rowe, “Family Rents Quebec Pool without Homeowner’s Consent.” CTV News Montreal, 29 July 2024.
➜ Carolyn Johnson and Christine Roher. “Crooks Post Santa Barbara Man’s Backyard Pool for Rent on Swimply to Pocket the Rental Fee.” NBC Los Angeles, NBC Southern California, 22 May 2024.
➜ Koh Ewe. “Giorgia Villa’s Cheesiest Posts: Italian Gymnast Sponsored by Parmesan.” Time, Time, 1 Aug. 2024.

Jonathan’s Monopoly GO friend link: https://mply.io/gW7jonEKJyc

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The Scariest Horse Story You've Ever Heard - Trail Mix #45 Aug 05, 2024

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In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about an intense experience at gym teacher boot camp, an un-cut-slip-up, an energy drink ambulance ride, and a horse stable horror story that is NOT for the weak of heart.

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to BetterHelp.com/CAMP today to get 10% off your first month.

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97 - Goodbye Kitty in a Poodle Skirt Jul 31, 2024

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In this episode, The Counselors learn about the LIES that big Hello Kitty have been spreading, a friendly orange lobster with big dreams, poodle skirts, and being trapped in the Tampa airport.

Works Cited:
➜ Charlie Sawyer. “The Internet Just Found out That Hello Kitty Isn’t a Cat, and They’re Not Coping Well.” SCREENSHOT Media, SCREENSHOT Media, 22 July 2024.
➜ Amy Beth Hanson. “Meet Crush, the Rare Orange Lobster Diverted from Dinner Plate to Aquarium by Denver Broncos Fans.” AP News, AP News, 19 July 2024.

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Two Men in Jail Are Fighting Over Me - Trail Mix #44 Jul 29, 2024

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In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper who witnesses a dirty little secret unveil on the streets of Italy, a reminder to always log off of instant messenger on the family computer, a Kool-Aid mustache gone wrong, and 2 ex boyfriends with extended sentences behind bars.

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96 - Geocache Me Outside (With Ciara Tomasia) Jul 24, 2024

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You asked for her, and now you regret it. In this episode we are joined by Counselor Zachariah's best friend, prom date, twin flame, and sister in song; Ciara! From geriatric vitamins to Five Below grand openings, we get into it all.

This episode is sponsored by Pretty Litter. For 20% off your first order go to PrettyLitter.com/CAMP and use code: camp

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to BetterHelp.com/CAMP to get 10% off your first month.

Works Cited:
➜ Erum Salam. “Get Bricks Quick: Collectible Lego Sets Fuel Growing Black Market.” The Guardian, Guardian News and Media, 13 July 2024.
➜ Sabba Rahbar. “Whoopi Goldberg Reveals She Scattered Her Mom’s Ashes on Disneyland Ride.” E! Online, 16 July 2024.

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My Boy Band Face Plant - Trail Mix #43 Jul 22, 2024

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This episode is sponsored by Liquid I.V. Go to liquidiv.com/CAMP to get 20% off your first order.
This episode is sponsored by AG1. Go to drinkAG1.com/camp and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K2 and 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase.

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95 - Coastal Counselor Era Jul 17, 2024

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Coastal Counselor Era is in FULL EFFECT! Affect? I don't know. Either way, we are so excited to be broadcasting this episode to you from our New England abode.

This episode is sponsored by MeUndies. Head to meundies.com/counselors for 20% off, plus free shipping!

Works Cited:
➜ Sydney Boyo. “Fecal Fiasco: Manure Truck Rolls Over, Spills on Pomfret’s Neighborhood Homes, Cars.” NBC Connecticut, NBC Connecticut, 26 June 2024.
➜ Stacey Leasca. “This Apocalypse Dinner Kit Comes with 150 Servings of Food, Lasts 25 Years, and Is Available at Costco for $99.” Food & Wine, Food & Wine, 10 July 2024.

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I Ran A Nude 5k - Trail Mix #42 Jul 15, 2024

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This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/CAMP to get 10% off your first month.

Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselors
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94 - Two Gays, One RV Jul 10, 2024

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In this episode, the counselors are dreaming of cross-country road trips, chatting about walking wombats in Tasmania, rewriting historic figures as gay icons, and so much more!

Works Cited:
➜ Kate Irwin. “This ‘emotion-Canceling’ Ai Alters Angry Voices for Call Center Staff.” PC MAG, 19 June 2024.
➜ Anna Lamche. “Tasmania Entices Tourists with ‘odd Jobs’ Offer.” BBC News, BBC, 19 June 2024.

Check out our website: campcounselorspodcast.com
Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselors
Submit your advice needed, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories at campcounselorspodcast.com

Camp Songs Spotify Playlist: https://spoti.fi/3qyK0ri
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