Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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118 - DMVs Need On-Site Glam Squads Jan 15, 2025

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In this episode, we are talking about Counselor Jonathan's visit to the DMV, Steven Tyler's toes, men committing insurance fraud in a bear suit, Camp Counselors emojis, finstas, and so much more!

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➜ Jessica Murray. “Mystery of Bananas on Nottinghamshire Road Has Residents A-Peeling for Answers.” The Guardian, Guardian News and Media, 6 Jan. 2025.
➜ Annie Correal. “Human in Bear Suit Was Used to Defraud Insurance Companies, Officials Say.” The New York Times, The New York Times, 14 Nov. 2024.

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Matching With My Cousin On Tinder - Trail Mix #66 Jan 13, 2025

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In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper's dating app family affair, an edible experience that was an absolute mess, and a bartender’s freaky encounter with a paddle, some feathers, a leash, and a shocking twist.
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117 - Stuart Little is a Spy Kid Jan 08, 2025

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Campers! WE HAVE MERCH! After 116 weeks at Camp Shady Birch, we finally stocked the camp gift shop with merchandise! Sammich will be available to take all of your preorders for our first 2 items on Sunday January 12, 2025! In addition to our merch launch we are recapping our holiday break, Spy Kids, Stuart Little, why cardboard boxes are dangerous, and so much more.

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➜ This episode is al so sponsored by Apostrophe. Get your first visit for only $5 at Apostrophe.com/COUNSELORS when you use our code: COUNSELORS
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Sources:
➜ 25 Films Named to National Film Registry for Preservation.” The NewsMarket, Library of Congress, 17 Dec. 2024.
➜ Melissa Locker. “Lost Painting Found by Art Historian While Watching Stuart Little.” Vanity Fair, Vanity Fair, 30 Nov. 2014.

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Mom's Shady Boyfriend is Scamming Her - Trail Mix #65 Jan 06, 2025

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In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper whose job interview went totally off-leash, a supe juicy warning letter from a scorned woman of fiance's past, and a good family deed that takes a horrifying twist.
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116 - Prestigious Nunu Nana Awards Dec 18, 2024

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In this final episode of the year, we are jingling all the way into the holidays! We kick things off with the first ever prestigious Nunu Nana Awards, celebrating the best (and worst) of 2024 with our NuNu NaNamonees. A man gets stuck in a chimney, people are paying over $250 to see Interstellar in IMAX, plus we are sharing our thoughts on holiday work parties (spoiler: one of the counselors hates them). Grab a cup of cocoa and join us for this festive, hilarious, and slightly chaotic wrap-up to 2024! Thank you for an absolutely amazing year!! We can't wait to see what next years brings our lovely little camp.

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Sources:
➜ David Sharp. “Ho Ho, Oh No: Man Sought by Police Goes down Chimney and Gets Stuck.” AP News, AP News, 12 Dec. 2024.
➜ Ryan Kailath. “‘Interstellar’ Tickets Are Selling for $215 in NYC - 10 Years after Its Release.” Gothamist, 27 Nov. 2024.

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Victim.jpg - Trail Mix #64 Dec 16, 2024

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In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper lovesick in forbidden love, a confession from a camper who just wanted the bathroom door shut, a a mystery that gives Knives Out a run for its money.
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115 - Don't EVER Sing Happy Birthday to me When I'm Wearing Wool Dec 11, 2024

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This week, we packed our bags and headed to the Windy City for a nostalgic trip down memory lane as we visited his hometown, Crystal Lake, IL. Along the way, we participated in the Supermaket Sweep at the Aldi Holiday Party!!

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Sources:
➜ Anna Ellis. “Record Breaking Couple Get Married in Their 100s.” Euro Weekly News, 6 Dec. 2024.
➜ Cole Novak. “Meet San Diego’s Renowned Pet Detective, Babs Fry.” San Diego Magazine, 5 Dec. 2024.

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Bad Chicken, Bad Sex - Trail Mix #63 Dec 09, 2024

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In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about bad takeout chicken (and an even worse hookup), twins that hate each other, and a mommy/baby yoga class that take a Shady Birch turn.
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114 - Mall Rat Behavior! (We Went To Mall of America) Dec 04, 2024

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Grab your Amex and PacSun Bucks, campers! We are talking all things Mall of America today! From nostalgic mall memories to trying every free sample in the food court, and getting sick on the indoor roller coaster, it’s a mall-themed adventure you won’t want to miss. Grab a pretzel and meet us by the fountain Sammich can drive us to the mall if your mom can pick us up.
Disclaimer: The Camp Counselors Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. While we love sharing stories and opinions, we are not a real news outlet or authority on any subject. We encourage our listeners to have fun with us but always do their own research to verify any information shared on the show. Remember, this is all just good campfire fun!

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Sources:
➜ Potato Pro, “Alleged ‘potato Cartel’ Accused of Conspiring to Raise Price of Frozen French Fries, Tater Tots across the United States.” PotatoPro, 26 Nov. 2024.
➜ Jarah Wright. “Spiegelworld Could Open First Public Venues in Nipton by the End of 2025.” Channel 13 Las Vegas News KTNV, 17 Oct. 2024.

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Yellow Liquid Dripping from My Ceiling?! - Trail Mix #62 Dec 02, 2024

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In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper in a bank lobby boxing match, a shot-ski that sent the night downhill, and a shocking story that came form the attic.
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Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories!

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