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**California King**

A new journal of emotional hygiene. From the makers of You Look Nice Today.

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**Jar-X** Jul 10, 2020
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**Opportunity**: appreciation is the ultimate adaptogen.

Do you suffer from moderate to severe *dyschlamydia*? Still stalled on your first set of braces? Tired of stuck-up "health doctors" always acting like they're the boss of you?

Well. Check your mailbox. Now, remove the contents and fill 'er up to your level of satisfaction. Okay, just a little more. *Litttttle* more, and…***perfect***.

Our representatives are standing by to review your case, accept your virtual confession, and answer any of the questions your wife might have about your invoice.*

yours in health,
—s.

(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's *way* better that way.)

Jar-X - YouTube
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Why plague doctors wore those strange beaked masks — But the forbidding ensemble was not just a deathly fashion statement: It was intended to protect the doctor from miasma.
Information for Consumers on Using Dietary Supplements | FDA — Stay Connected! Follow FDA on Twitter and Facebook.
The Cleric Class for Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) Fifth Edition (5e) - D&D Beyond — In some cities, priesthood amounts to a political office, viewed as a stepping stone to higher positions of authority and involving no communion with a god at all. True clerics are rare in most hierarchies.
Jar-X - YouTube
You Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to the YLNT YouTube channel.

Flair School Jun 26, 2020

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Opportunity: a unique educational environment for students who like to use their hands.

Thank you for applying to Flair School. You will soon be receiving a packet containing your spider, your practice juggling bottles, your fountain pen, and your recumbent bike. It's very hot in Florida right now, so feel free to grab a kombucha mocktail from the restroom next to the student lounge.

Flair School - YouTube

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Oh Heavenly Dog (1980) - IMDb — Browning is a PI with a bad cold, who's sent to investigate a case by a mysterious client.He stumbles across the body of a young woman and is stabbed to death, and when he wakes up in heaven, they tell him he's "marginal material," and they can only decide on his final destination through one last assignment: to go back and solve his own murder. As a dog.
Spider Facts | HowStuffWorks — Studies have shown that you're never more than ten feet away from a spider, and one estimate puts you as close as three feet. To be "spider-free" you'd have to go into space in a fumigated capsule. Rather than flee, read these facts and appreciate our amazing arachnids.
Flair Bartending Course — We will teach you the complete Art of Flair. From straws to coasters, shakers to glassware, garnishes and liquor bottles, this practical, hands-on approach teaches any level of bartender how to toss, flip and spin their way into MONSTROUS TIPS.
Flair School - YouTube

Love Pharmacy Jun 19, 2020

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Opportunity: Bespoke pairings in a safe environment.

Welcome to Love Pharmacy. Please touch the button corresponding to the assistance you will need today. Do you need to lie down? This bed smells like your college girlfriend. And, it is very emollient.

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Love Pharmacy - YouTube
Madonna Inn — Madonna Inn is renowned for its 110 distinct guest rooms, whimsical charm, and unique amenities and activities.
How to use a Japanese LOVE HOTEL - YouTube — In this video you will learn how to use them and be confident on your next or even first visit.
Column: For the doctor behind Happy Foot Sad Foot sign, a strange kind of fame comes to an end - Los Angeles Times — If you see the sign on its happy side, you’ll have a good day, and if you see the sad side, you’ll have a bad day.

Ring Light Parade May 29, 2020

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Opportunity: Beauty is a one-way street.

Ring Light Parade - YouTube

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Ring Light Parade - YouTube

Th3rd Stage at Scottfest May 21, 2020

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Project: a living wage for the Scotts we lost. 🩳

"Th3rd Stage at Scottfest" - YouTube

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Th3rd Stage at Scottfest - YouTube

What is HØL? Apr 04, 2020

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Our work was done. We'd said all we needed to say. We apparated from this world, much like monks who retreat to a mountaintop hovel. Only for us, we apparated via Greyhound and hoveled in an abandoned Bauxite mine outside Eufaula, Alabama.

Everything was going great. We each had our own little cavernlet in which to do our alonetime ablutions and adult irrigations, and every evening we gathered by the pile of old cigarettes to tell stories and scratch each others' bug bites. We chopped wood, and we carried water. We made forts. And, yes, somtimes, we cried.

Then, one night, we heard a cricket.

Coming from... somewhere? Its chirp drove us crazy through those long 'Bama nights. Merlin suggested we get a lizard to kill the cricket. The plan worked perfectly. But that night we noticed the lizard looking down at us from its perch, really giving us the stink eye. Like it thought it was better than us. So Adam bought us a snake to take care of the lizard. And, then, somehow, there was a filthy Persian cat to take care of the snake. And so forth.

So, long story short: our cave is now occupied by a family of endangered Alabama Beach Mice (Peromyscus polionotus ammobates). And, we have returned to California.

Also, we are out of money.

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