BS with Brian Simpson

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Ep. 144: Affair with a Married Woman - Full Story | BS with Brian Simpson Dec 02, 2025

Show notes

This week Brian reads the final chapter of one of the craziest listener sagas ever submitted — a multi-episode relationship roller coaster involving secrecy, confusion, emotional chaos, and a shocking twist ending.

❗️ Chapters

00:00 – Welcome back & show updates

00:24 – A different kind of episode begins

01:00 – The return of a three-part listener saga

02:10 – The original email recap

03:30 – How it all started: a relationship gone sideways

05:12 – The emotional trap explained

06:40 – Why walking away is harder than it sounds

08:20 – The moment everything unravels

09:55 – A reality check in the car

11:00 – Drawing boundaries that finally stick

12:25 – The update that changes everything

14:00 – The husband enters the story

15:20 – The shocking phone call

17:10 – Unexpected empathy and confusion

18:30 – The truth about what happened next

20:00 – Why some people never face consequences

22:00 – “I’ve moved on” — the final word

23:10 – Life update from Tokyo

24:20 – Lessons learned the hard way

26:00 – Brian’s final thoughts & positive ending

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Ep. 143: Wild Fan Emails, Conspiracy Theories & Real-Life Chaos | BS with Brian Simpson Nov 25, 2025

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This week Brian dives into wild inbox confessions, surprising conspiracy thinking, real-talk about relationships, and the comedy behind the confusion of modern life.

❗️ Chapters

00:00 – Weekend Recap & Tour Dates

01:30 – What Brian Is Playing Right Now

04:00 – The Game That Keeps Pulling Him Back In

06:10 – Why Certain Games Have Everyone Hooked

08:00 – Brian Talks About Conspiracy Mindsets

10:45 – The Hidden Danger of “Harmless” Conspiracy Theories

13:20 – What’s REALLY Going on With Certain Businesses

15:40 – Why Private Equity Is Quietly Changing Everything

18:30 – Housing, Costs, and the Austin Problem

20:15 – Airline Chaos & The Truth About Budget Flights

23:05 – Waffle House, FEMA & Disaster Reality Checks

25:00 – Fan Email #1: PowerPoint Thanksgiving Update

30:10 – Fan Email #2: Relationship Drama Abroad

33:20 – Why Men Struggle With Heartbreak Differently

37:00 – Modern Marriage, Money & Harsh Realities

41:50 – Life Overseas vs. The American Dream

45:20 – Brian’s Thoughts on Love vs. Logic

48:00 – Tulsa Show Story: The Unexpected Situation

52:30 – When Good Intentions Go Wrong

56:10 – Brian Talks Instinct, Intuition & Life Choices

59:00 – Closing Thoughts & Fan Follow-Ups

VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.

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Ep. 142: Dating Apps and Email Updates | BS with Brian Simpson Nov 18, 2025

Show notes

In this episode, Brian reacts to a series of unbelievable relationship emails, breaks down dating dynamics, talks about traveling for shows, food recommendations, and gives grounded life insights you won’t hear anywhere else.

If you enjoy episodes that mix real stories, authentic advice, and Brian’s signature take on life, hit that Subscribe button — it truly helps the show grow.

00:00 – Welcome Back & On the Road Again

00:50 – Listener Email: “Maybe He’s Going Through Something”

03:00 – Relationship Challenges & Emotional Breaking Points

05:20 – Co-Parenting, Stability, and Real-Life Struggles

07:50 – A Mother’s Perspective on Trying to Improve

10:10 – Gaming Talk: Travel Tips & Battery Secrets

12:45 – Food on the Road: Chains vs Local Spots

15:20 – Why Word of Mouth Still Matters

18:05 – Restaurant Consistency & Travel Stories

21:40 – Listener Follow-Up: Setting Boundaries

24:20 – How Scams Hook People Emotionally

27:00 – Social Worker Weighs In on Relationship Styles

30:10 – Knowing Yourself Before Dating Others

32:20 – Dating Apps vs Meeting in Person

34:15 – The “Too Many Options” Problem

36:00 – The Math Behind Choosing a Partner

37:30 – Final Thoughts & How to Send Your Emails

VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.

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Ep. 141: The Dubai Affair | BS with Brian Simpson Nov 11, 2025

Show notes

In this episode, Brian shares updates from his comedy tour, answers wild listener emails, and dives deep into relationships, trust, heartbreak, and self-growth — all with his trademark blend of honesty and humor. If you’ve ever wondered how to bounce back from bad love, how to reconnect after isolation, or how to stop self-sabotaging — this one’s for you.

00:00 – Welcome back from tour!

02:00 – Comedy, fans, and viral moments

06:15 – Advice Champ: Helping your partner make friends

14:30 – Relationship regret and emotional walls

21:40 – Learning from heartbreak

29:50 – The artist’s mind and mental health

36:00 – Wild listener email: The forbidden love triangle

48:20 – Can you fix betrayal once it happens?

55:00 – Life lessons from military service

01:03:40 – The truth about discipline, growth, and purpose

01:10:50 – Closing thoughts & gratitude to fans

VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.

Follow Brian @BScomedian

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Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com

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Ep. 140: You no pay? I no work! | BS with Brian Simpson Nov 04, 2025

Show notes

Welcome back to BS with Brian Simpson — this week Brian answers listener emails, talks real life, and roast-level breaks down the chaos of travel, relationships, and parenting…

❗️ Chapters

00:00 – Show is back + tour dates

02:00 – How to send emails to the show

03:30 – Atlanta airport: the chaos hub

08:30 – Why travel problems stack up in one city

12:30 – Military story about not getting paid

18:30 – Standing up for yourself at work

24:00 – Listener email: relationships & rules

30:30 – Being honest vs keeping the peace

35:00 – Listener email: parenting and boundaries

40:00 – Kids need stability more than anything

45:00 – Government, money, and regular people

52:00 – Closing thoughts + send your emails

VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.

Follow Brian @BScomedian

Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com

Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com

If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line.

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Ep. 139: GTA 6 Will Cost HOW MUCH?! | BS with Brian Simpson Oct 21, 2025

Show notes

Welcome back to BS with Brian Simpson — where comedy, real talk, and a little chaos collide.

In this episode, Brian dives deep into the Nintendo Switch 2 hype, predicts GTA 6’s wild pricing strategy, breaks down why Battlefield 6 and Madden aren’t what they used to be, and shares hilarious stories from life on the road.

From gaming culture to travel fails (yes, the Atlanta airport strikes again), Brian brings his signature mix of wit, honesty, and storytelling that keeps fans coming back every week.

🎮 Highlights:

– Why the new Nintendo Switch 2 is actually worth it

– Brian’s bold prediction for GTA 6 prices

– Battlefield 6 vs Call of Duty: who’s really winning?

– The truth about gaming culture and public judgment

– Stand-up life, airports, and hilarious real-world chaos

🕹️ BS with Brian Simpson is comedy for thinkers, gamers, and fans of honest conversation.

Subscribe for more hilarious takes, gaming breakdowns, and life stories every week!

📍 Tour Dates & Info: bransonsimpsoncomedy.com

📧 Email the show: frombriansimpson@gmail.com

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⏱️ Chapter Markers

00:00 – Welcome Back to BS with Brian Simpson

01:00 – Comedy Tour Updates and Travel Fails

03:00 – Nintendo Switch 2: Worth the Hype?

07:00 – Influencers vs Reality in Gaming Reviews

09:00 – Why GTA 6 Could Cost $300 (And Still Sell Out)

13:00 – Battlefield 6 vs Call of Duty: Old-School Gamers Fight Back

15:00 – Why Modern Gaming Feels Different

18:00 – Airport Nightmares and Travel Comedy

20:00 – Judgment in Public and Being Yourself

22:00 – Comedy Life & Podcast Philosophy

25:00 – Random Headlines and Pop-Culture Chaos

27:00 – Brian Simpson Signs Off With A Laugh

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Ep. 138: AI, Jobs, Bus Drivers & The Future of America | BS with Brian Simpson Oct 21, 2025

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📖 Description

This week on BS with Brian Simpson, Brian digs into real-world problems and big-picture ideas:

⏱️ Chapters

0:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Updates

1:10 – Factory Life & Bad Management Email

3:00 – Job Security & Automation Talk

6:00 – Always Be Job Hunting (Why You Should)

8:00 – Gaming: Ark Raiders & AI Singularity

10:00 – Would Brian Ever Leave the U.S.?

12:00 – Parenting, Responsibility & Pets

15:00 – Art & Music That Changed His Life

19:00 – Life Advice & Words for Hard Times

20:00 – Breakfast Cereal Debate 🥣

22:00 – AI Theories & The Future of Humanity

25:00 – Bus Driver Chaos Story from Arizona

33:00 – Bus Safety and Traffic Physics

37:00 – Delivery Drivers & City Roundabouts

39:00 – French Influencer Prank Gone Wrong

40:30 – Closing Thoughts & Tour Reminder

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Ep. 137: We Preppin!!! | BS with Brian Simpson Oct 21, 2025

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⏱️ Chapters

0:00 – Filming in Austin & Opening Emails

1:00 – Accidentally Shooting Foster Brother Story

3:40 – Why Comics Skip Bad Barrel Topics

5:30 – Ghosting, Tinder & Complicated Relationships

8:15 – Marriage, Trust & Red Flags in Dating

11:00 – Why Passion Feels So Wrong (But Right)

15:00 – Incels, Loneliness & Modern Intimacy

18:30 – Violence, Sex & Why Intimacy Matters More

22:00 – Vulnerability, Manipulation & Modern Breakups

27:00 – Real Love vs. Expectations in Relationships

30:00 – OnlyFans, Image & Pride in Your Partner

35:00 – Cancel Culture, Politics & America’s Decline

40:00 – Civil War Fantasies vs. Real Survival

45:00 – Who Really Runs the Country (Follow the Money)

50:00 – Why Trades Matter More Than “Influencers” Today

57:00 – Closing Thoughts & Survival in Modern America

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Ep. 136: Culture of Cancel | BS with Brian Simpson Oct 21, 2025

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This week Brian delivers his unique blend of comedy, honesty, and cultural commentary—mixing laughs with real talk about politics, technology, and human connection.

⏱️ Chapters

0:00 – Welcome Back & Emails

3:00 – Tech, Boredom & Growing Up Then vs. Now

8:00 – Loneliness Epidemic & Human Connection

13:00 – Future Generations & Merging With Machines

17:00 – Relationship Advice: Roster vs. Real Love

24:00 – Red Pill Culture Exposed

30:00 – Kindergarten Charging $1,400 for Art?!

35:00 – Cancel Culture, Free Speech & Jimmy Kimmel

44:00 – America’s Decline & Political Hypocrisy

52:00 – Hope, Cynicism & Hugging on the Way Down

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Ep. 135: Jimmy Kimmel, Cancel Culture & America’s Decline | BS with Brian Simpson Oct 21, 2025

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👉 Follow Brian: @BScomedian

If you enjoy the show, don’t forget to subscribe, like, and share to help us grow!

This week on BS with Brian Simpson, Brian tackles:

The firing of Jimmy Kimmel and the cancel culture debate, political hypocrisy and America’s slow decline, media monopolies and the FCC, Red Dead Redemption costing someone a job, LimeWire buying Fyre Festival, forgotten Black history figures and their legacies, and why technology shapes how generations handle life

⏱️ Chapters

0:00 – Welcome & Episode Setup

2:30 – Jimmy Kimmel Fired & Cancel Culture

7:00 – Free Speech, Hypocrisy & Political Violence

12:00 – FCC, Media Monopolies & Corruption

18:00 – America’s Decline: Veneer vs. Reality

24:00 – Emails: Losing a Job Over Red Dead Redemption

29:30 – LimeWire Buys Fyre Festival?!

34:00 – Forgotten Black History Figures

41:00 – Technology, Generations & Instant Gratification

47:00 – Ending Thoughts & Tour Dates

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