Stand-up comedian Brian Simpson talks some bullshit about whatever he wants, with whomever he wants.
Email the show at BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com and follow Brian at @BScomedian
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Stand-up comedian Brian Simpson talks some bullshit about whatever he wants, with whomever he wants.
Email the show at BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com and follow Brian at @BScomedian
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Copyright: © Brian Simpson
On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:
0:00 cold open
0:24 whipping boys
2:20 Israel vs. Hamas
13:08 belated introductions
14:48 Microsoft acquisition
23:48 23 and me data leak
29:02 email: mixed family paternity
32:42 email: sexually incompatible
39:28 email: Hannibal hotness
42:03 email: writing jokes for friends
48:31 model embryos
55:51 going to mars
VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.
Follow Brian @BScomedian
Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com
Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com
Thanks to Griff Parker for this week’s music track, “Wet Bottle”! If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line.
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SPONSORED BY SHEATH:
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On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:
0:00 Intro
1:57 World War 3?
15:12 Nepo Babies as Diplomats
16:00 The Fall of Civilizations
18:45 Sheath Ad
20:06 Bastards!
23:20 Dating advice (women ghosting)
31:00 tr@nsmaxxing and red pills
33:40 N@zis in Canada
36:30 Odyssey review
41:40 Career choices and making more money
50:30 Man arrested for murder of Tupac
57:10 never talk to cops
1:00:57 Air BnB tenant from hell
VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.
Follow Brian @BScomedian
Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com
Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com
Thanks to Griff Parker for this week’s music track, “Candy Bars”! If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line.
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***SPONSORS***
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Brian is sick as sh*t but f*ck it we ball.
On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:
0:00 Cold Open
0:38 Skankfest
2:30 Vegas sucks
4:15 Mandatory Paternity Tests
19:11 Factor Ad
20:15 Should you reveal paternity?
26:30 what do you get out of marriage?
30:15 Friends with benefits
35:26 Reparations
40:00 dead dolphins
43:00 Times Square hate
45:00 Fremont Street busking
Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get access to EXCLUSIVE content every week!
NOTE: the Patreon is on hold while we finish setting up the new studio.
VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.
Follow Brian @BScomedian
Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com
Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com
Thanks to Griff Parker for this week’s music track, “Wet Bottle”!
If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line.
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***SPONSORS***
SHEATH:
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DOORDASH:
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Brian's between studios this week, so we're bringing you a (mostly) audio-only episode!
On this week's episode:
- Listener email: Army man in Japan, escaping the rat race, and taking a second look at Umar Johnson
- Rat lungworms are infecting Atlanta
- Poll finds that "listening to Joe Rogan" is a turnoff
Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get access to EXCLUSIVE content every week! NOTE: the Patreon is on hold while we finish setting up the new studio.
VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.
Follow Brian @BScomedian
Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com
Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com
If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line.
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SPONSORED BY FACTOR:
Support the show and get 50% off of Factor at https://www.factormeals.com/BS50 with code BS50
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On this week's episode:
- Russell Brand gets got
- Hasan Minhaj's "emotional truths"
- Never call the cops
- Brian doesn't like FPS video games
Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get access to EXCLUSIVE content every week!
VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.
Follow Brian @BScomedian
Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com
Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com
If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
SPONSORS:
SHEATH: Support the show and get 20% off your 1st order with code BS at https://www.sheathunderwear.com
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On this week's episode:
- Earthquake in Morocco
- Collapse of the Bronze Age
- Apocalyptic fiction
- Hypocrisy in the age of CØV!D
- Listener emails
- Brian's not a fan of music festivals :(
- Black History: Marcus Garvey
BS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON!
On this week's minisode: "Leroy Hood Wants To Show You How To Live for a Really, Really Long Time"
Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get EXCLUSIVE MINISODES every week!
Hit up the Patreon for a free trial and get exclusive access to ALL the minisodes, plus ad-free episodes.
If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line.
Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency.
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We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.
Follow Brian @BScomedian
Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com
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SPONSORS:
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On this week's episode:
- Responding to voicemails about bench trials and inappropriate work jokes
- Burning Man Exodus
- East Jesus at Slab City
- Should you join the military?
- Brian's Starfield review
BS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON!
On this week's minisode: "Neuralink or Mars?"
Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get EXCLUSIVE MINISODES every week!
Hit up the Patreon for a free trial and get exclusive access to ALL the minisodes, plus ad-free episodes.
If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line.
Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency.
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We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.
Follow Brian @BScomedian
Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com
Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com
Check out comedyfrequency.com
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
SPONSORS:
SHEATH UNDERWEAR: Support the show and get 20% off your first order with code "BS" at https://www.sheathunderwear.com
DRAFTKINGS: Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code "BS." New customers can bet $5 on college football and score $200 in bonus bets. Terms and restrictions apply.
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On this week's episode:
00:00 Intro
01:17 Housekeeping
02:07 Netflix Special
03:34 The Process of Creating a Stand-Up Comedy Hour
04:44 Tony aka Mr. New Zealand
08:31 Empathy for Crack-Addicted Former Hotties
09:54 Negatively Received Short Video with High Views on YouTube
10:54 Derogatory Remarks, Internet Services, and Frustration
15:34 Cocaine Sharks
17:14 'The Blind Side' Controversy
28:58 College Athletes' Compensation
32:33 Police officer accused of putting woman in police car hit by train
46:41 Exploring Music Tastes
48:01 Reminiscing about Albums and Stealing CDs
53:18 Mixtapes
BS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON!
On this week's minisode: "Neuralink or Mars?"
Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get EXCLUSIVE MINISODES every week!
Hit up the Patreon for a free trial and get exclusive access to ALL the minisodes, plus ad-free episodes.
If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line.
Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency.
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We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.
Follow Brian @BScomedian
Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com
Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com
Check out comedyfrequency.com
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On this week's episode:
- Immortals of Aveum
- Unskippable Cutscenes
- Time Is Life
- Starfield is incoming
- Timeblindness
- Late people bother Brian
- A story about being late in the military
- More SAG/WGA strike updates
- “Nobody wants to work anymore”
- F.I.R.E.
- The REAL hustle culture
- The Enhanced Games
- BALCO documentary
- "JESUS IS A PERFORMANCE-ENHANCING DRUG" (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
BS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON!
Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get EXCLUSIVE MINISODES every week!
Hit up the Patreon for a free trial and get exclusive access to ALL the minisodes, plus ad-free episodes.
Thanks to Griff Parker for this week's track, "Gritty Cakes"!
If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line.
Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency.
***
We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.
Follow Brian @BScomedian
Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com
Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com
Check out comedyfrequency.com
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This episode is sponsored by SHEATH:
Support the podcast and support your balls. Head to https://www.sheathunderwear.com and use code "BS" for 20% off your first order!
On this week's episode:
- We DON’T talk about the newest Trump indictment
- It’s Brian’s birthday!
- Samsung Galaxy Tab Ultra S9 Review
- Shooting Brian’s special
- Getting tickets to the Comedy Mothership
- Austin is SMASHING heat records
- Smash-n-grabs in L.A.
- The “Good Boy, Bad Boy” theory of justice
- Population "overshoot"
- There are no good billionaires
- Email from Mat
- Affirmative Action for Rich Kids (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
BS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON!
Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get EXCLUSIVE MINISODES every week!
Hit up the Patreon for a free trial and get exclusive access to ALL the minisodes, plus ad-free episodes.
Thanks to Griff Parker for this week's track, "Yellow Cup"!
If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line.
Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency.
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We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.
Follow Brian @BScomedian
Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com
Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com
Check out comedyfrequency.com
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.