Stand-up comedian Brian Simpson talks some bullshit about whatever he wants, with whomever he wants.
Email the show at BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com and follow Brian at @BScomedian
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Stand-up comedian Brian Simpson talks some bullshit about whatever he wants, with whomever he wants.
Email the show at BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com and follow Brian at @BScomedian
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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In this week’s episode, Brian dives his thoughts on the inauguration, what classifies a human being, and much more.
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In this week’s episode, Brian dives into the art of starting stand-up comedy. He also shares advice on navigating life after losing your soulmate, explores the latest buzz around Elon Musk declaring himself the “best gamer,” and tackles a variety of other engaging topics.
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It’s a new year with the same BS!
In this week's episode, Brian dives into some wild topics, including Russia fining people for "looking too gay," a bizarre fight at a Jack in the Box, and his personal advice on shrooms. And that's just scratching the surface—tune in for more!
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In this week's episode, Brian tackles some fascinating topics, including whether Elon Musk is the ultimate gamer, his personal take on Christmas, and the shocking assassination of a healthcare CEO. And that's just the beginning—tune in for more!
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This week, Brian explores themes of cynicism, questions whether his last visit to Canada was really his final one, offers a fresh perspective on piracy, and delves into the debate over whether the YMCA song is as "gay" as everyone claims. Tune in for all this and more!
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This week, Brian takes a deep dive into baby mama drama, relationship advice, and much more.
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This week, Brian dives deep into politics as well as the 2024 presidential election.
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This week, Brian gives advice on how to deal with loud neighbors, how to appeal to new audiences as an entertainer, and much more—all while answering your emails.
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This week, Brian’s cat makes a guest appearance. Brian also talks about his new gaming obsession, and much more—all while answering your emails.
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This week, Brian gives relationship advice, talks about gaming, and much more—all while answering your emails.
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This week, Brian discusses rowdy cats, mediocrity in the gaming industry, and much more—all while answering your emails.
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This week, Brian discusses tech, how he lives a fulfilled life, and much more—all while answering your emails.
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This week, Brian talks about Fyre Fest 2, how to eliminate credit card debt, and much more—all while answering your emails.
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This week, Brian highlights some of today’s con artists, dives into gaming and tech, and much more—all while answering your emails.
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This week, Brian talks about how many has changed his life, this years election, and so much more while also answering your emails.
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This week, Brian talks about how haters boosted his ticket sales, racist South Africans, and so much more while also answering your emails.
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This week, Brian offers his advice for new comedians, talks about the resale market for Burning Man tickets, and so much more while also answering your emails.
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This week, Brian delves into the absurdity of a middle school's ban on all black clothing, shares his vision for saving the world, and explores the ways people attempt to alter others' core beliefs—all while answering your emails and covering so much more.
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This week Brian discusses art and cosplaying poverty, how to seek financial assistance, as well as so much more while also answering some of your emails.
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This week Brian discusses Biden dropping out, scam artists, and how to cherish real love.
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This week Brian discusses Trump getting shot, an email that he can't stop thinking about, as well as so much more.
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This week Brian discusses people's obsession to worship celebrities and certain religious figures, new updates and thoughts on the YSL trial, as well as bringing in a very special guest.
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This week Brian discusses the presidential debate, gets an update from a fan in regards to a tricky situation, as well as so much more while also answering some of your emails.
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This week Brian discusses a cannibalism BBQ, gives advice for stand up comedians and if you should pursue a workplace relationship, as well as so much more while also answering some of your emails.
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This week Brian discusses McDonald's use of AI, the wage increase at Waffle House, his political opinions, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.
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This week Brian discusses the trials of Trump and Young Thug, the lawsuit on Cold Stone Creamery, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.
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This week Brian discusses his take on iphone vs galaxy phones, Trump's conviction, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.
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This week Brian discusses hecklers, fatal alligator attacks, the man or bear debate, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.
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This week Brian discusses doomsday prepping, Diddy, online trolls, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.
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This week Brian discusses the rap beef between Drake & Kendrick, gives advice on life and career choices, his take on seeking revenge, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.
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This week Brian discusses the housing market issues, homelessness, relationship advice, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.
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This week Brian discusses the Supreme Court decision, Olympics and their choice of outfits, how TikTok is crooked, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.
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This week Brian discusses Caitlin Clark and the WNBA, the solar eclipse, video games, game of thrones, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.
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This week Brian discusses Southwest Airlines seat accommodations, the rich and powerful, video games, acting advice, and so much more while also answering some of your comments and questions.
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This week Brian discusses his new Netflix special, Sean "Diddy" Combs, Wal Mart charging to use their self checkout, and so much more while also answering some of your comments and questions.
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This week starts on a particularly *philosophical* beat as Brian discusses Peter Singer and drowning children, the consternation he feels conversing with hyperloquacious individuals, and the battle between intellect and popularity. Plus, an after-school club designed to trigger republicans and the Advice Champ helps a listener with a career change.
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Happy holidays to all you Beaverpusses out there! This week Brian's talking about holiday gift-giving, why he doesn't hang out with magicians or accordion players, a Tolkien sequel that must be destroyed, and reparations for Haiti.
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We got an easygoing episode for you this week--no emails or articles, just Brian's perspective on the ADHD struggle, why he's not an "audiophile," and the frustrations of working in Hollywood.
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This week we're talmbout:
00:00 cold open
00:41 intro
01:58 George Santos on Cameo
08:00 does the furry community respect made-up animals?
12:26 Tech Moment: B+O A9
15:56 Sheath ad
17:06 Day Before disaster
26:26 Texas woman leaves state for abortion
35:16 Life in Texas
45:01 George Santos on gay marriage
49:38 Military revenge (voicemail)
57:02 British accent
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This week we're talmbout:
00:00 cold open
00:41 intro
01:33 apologies for missing a week
03:06 Arlington house explosion
04:50 psychopath power rankings
07:22 Bruce Willis geezer teasers
09:27 SCOTUS eyes Sackler decision
17:37 Sheath Ad
19:03 Revenge is just budget justice
26:20 “Arctic means bear”
27:14 Displate ad
28:50 best form of revenge
31:22 woman dies after falling into hidden well shaft
35:34 TECH MOMENT
38:16 Advice Champ: breaking up with married woman
50:27 Advice about being followed
58:59 dealing with wolves
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This week we're talmbout:
00:00 cold open
00:20 intro
01:30 no elephants?
01:43 human ancestors nearly went extinct
06:37 TikTok has Brian in a chokehold
10:12 worker choked unconscious by machine
21:25 Sheath ad
22:30 KitKat hijacking
30:47 DraftKings ad
32:11 Taylor Swift death
32:48 Relationship advice (Damage Control)
40:10 forgiveness
45:08 dealing with a restaurant bro
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This week we're in an all-new studio to talk about:
00:00 cold open
00:42 intro
05:00 homeless cleared out of San Francisco; liberal hypocrisy
15:39 Displate Ad
17:05 Israel’s collateral damage
20:00 The British are responsible for everything bad
21:54 Costa Rica bank heist
23:12 airplane takes off without windows
26:58 customer service is down the drain
30:34 JP Morgan x Epstein connection
38:45 #hetoo
42:24 misgendering and Neo-pronouns
55:00 relationship advice
1:00:40 video game question, plus ADHD and gaming
1:05:17 old heads on rap, and the best time for media is now
1:11:20 International revenge
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This week is all about BAD audio and GOOD content, y'all. On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:
00:00 cold open
00:42 intro
02:14 family sues Panera Bread
22:00 Sheath ad
23:12 Hamas follow-up
30:32 Manscaped ad
31:35 Voicemail follow-up
35:45 wholesome laughter
37:30 Booty Patrol
41:12 Making cops laugh (or not)
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On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:
00:00 Cold Open
00:16 Brian headphone reviews
10:50 new vehicle
17:50 email (dogs)
23:21 wrecked vagina
25:57 ADHD
31:56 Hasan Minahj part 2
39:45 pregnancy fraud
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On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:
00:00 cold open
00:33 intro and a great comment
11:19 Sheath ad
12:21 delivery driver acquitted
28:19 “I grew up in both eras”
33:02 Dave Chapelle causes walkouts
34:09 hockey puck injuries
36:24 DraftKings ad
38:27 Bing users and right to repair
44:44 Operation Paperclip
45:06 Fiancee won’t work (voicemail)
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On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:
0:00 cold open
0:24 whipping boys
2:20 Israel vs. Hamas
13:08 belated introductions
14:48 Microsoft acquisition
23:48 23 and me data leak
29:02 email: mixed family paternity
32:42 email: sexually incompatible
39:28 email: Hannibal hotness
42:03 email: writing jokes for friends
48:31 model embryos
55:51 going to mars
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On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:
0:00 Intro
1:57 World War 3?
15:12 Nepo Babies as Diplomats
16:00 The Fall of Civilizations
18:45 Sheath Ad
20:06 Bastards!
23:20 Dating advice (women ghosting)
31:00 tr@nsmaxxing and red pills
33:40 N@zis in Canada
36:30 Odyssey review
41:40 Career choices and making more money
50:30 Man arrested for murder of Tupac
57:10 never talk to cops
1:00:57 Air BnB tenant from hell
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Brian is sick as sh*t but f*ck it we ball.
On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:
0:00 Cold Open
0:38 Skankfest
2:30 Vegas sucks
4:15 Mandatory Paternity Tests
19:11 Factor Ad
20:15 Should you reveal paternity?
26:30 what do you get out of marriage?
30:15 Friends with benefits
35:26 Reparations
40:00 dead dolphins
43:00 Times Square hate
45:00 Fremont Street busking
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Brian's between studios this week, so we're bringing you a (mostly) audio-only episode!
On this week's episode:
- Listener email: Army man in Japan, escaping the rat race, and taking a second look at Umar Johnson
- Rat lungworms are infecting Atlanta
- Poll finds that "listening to Joe Rogan" is a turnoff
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On this week's episode:
- Russell Brand gets got
- Hasan Minhaj's "emotional truths"
- Never call the cops
- Brian doesn't like FPS video games
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On this week's episode:
- Earthquake in Morocco
- Collapse of the Bronze Age
- Apocalyptic fiction
- Hypocrisy in the age of CØV!D
- Listener emails
- Brian's not a fan of music festivals :(
- Black History: Marcus Garvey
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On this week's episode:
- Responding to voicemails about bench trials and inappropriate work jokes
- Burning Man Exodus
- East Jesus at Slab City
- Should you join the military?
- Brian's Starfield review
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On this week's episode:
00:00 Intro
01:17 Housekeeping
02:07 Netflix Special
03:34 The Process of Creating a Stand-Up Comedy Hour
04:44 Tony aka Mr. New Zealand
08:31 Empathy for Crack-Addicted Former Hotties
09:54 Negatively Received Short Video with High Views on YouTube
10:54 Derogatory Remarks, Internet Services, and Frustration
15:34 Cocaine Sharks
17:14 'The Blind Side' Controversy
28:58 College Athletes' Compensation
32:33 Police officer accused of putting woman in police car hit by train
46:41 Exploring Music Tastes
48:01 Reminiscing about Albums and Stealing CDs
53:18 Mixtapes
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On this week's episode:
- Immortals of Aveum
- Unskippable Cutscenes
- Time Is Life
- Starfield is incoming
- Timeblindness
- Late people bother Brian
- A story about being late in the military
- More SAG/WGA strike updates
- “Nobody wants to work anymore”
- F.I.R.E.
- The REAL hustle culture
- The Enhanced Games
- BALCO documentary
- "JESUS IS A PERFORMANCE-ENHANCING DRUG" (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
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On this week's episode:
- We DON’T talk about the newest Trump indictment
- It’s Brian’s birthday!
- Samsung Galaxy Tab Ultra S9 Review
- Shooting Brian’s special
- Getting tickets to the Comedy Mothership
- Austin is SMASHING heat records
- Smash-n-grabs in L.A.
- The “Good Boy, Bad Boy” theory of justice
- Population "overshoot"
- There are no good billionaires
- Email from Mat
- Affirmative Action for Rich Kids (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
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This week Brian weighs in on
- The dockside brawl in Montgomery, Alabama
- More alien whistleblower information
- Living in 'MURICA
- The Marine Corps Crucible (Patreon exclusive)
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- Brian answer's Gunny's email about "The Crucible"
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Josh is in the middle of a studio move, so the audio is a little rough this week--but we got plenty to talk about, including:
- Brian is back from Just For Laughs
- Why Brian always misses America
- Everybody wanna spy on you
- Coral reef bleaching
- Congressional hearing on aliens
- Conspiratorial Thinking
- “The Examined Life”
- “Global boiling is here”
- Too many stupids
- Mission to Mars (but it's on Earth)
- Is Brian happy in Austin?
- Voicemails from Big Dog and Tony from NZ
- Oligarch serial killer
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- Can an A.I. be creative?
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On this week's episode:
- Brian reviews his new Samsung Neo OLED ultrawide gaming monitor
- A janitor destroys $1M and decades of research
- Skimpflation
- Grumpy locals sabotage autotaxis
- 87% of "classic" video games are missing
- NPCs take TikTok by storm
- A voicemail from Not-Tony from NZ
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On this week's episode:
- What makes a hack
- Bombing vs Killing on stage
- Hollywood strike
- Viewer mail
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On this week's episode:
- A.I. p*rn
- what can the government stop you from doing in your own home?
- the writers strike
- avatars in World of Warcraft
- video game reviews
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On this week's episode:
S*** goes down at a carry-out
FDA-approved d*** enlargement?
Limb-lengthening surgeries
Masc and femme attractiveness
Listener mail
PC vs. Console
BS Blindspots
Socrates and Plato
The Hulk is some deep s***
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On this week's episode:
00:00 - Intro
01:50 - babies and hygiene
03:08 - gaming
10:05 - Rogan controversy (RFK vs. Hotez)
21:26 - online debate culture
31:56 - Titan submersible
48:17 - tech junk
01:07:51 - listener mail
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On this week's episode:
Trump's indictment
Gerontocracy
Early adopters
Advice Champ
Why government IT sucks
Can Elon code?
Polymaths don't really exist
A $100M heist
The so-called "Gay Agenda"
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On this week's episode:
Cornel West announces his run for president on a platform of "truth and justice"
Someone hits level 100 in Diablo IV hardcore mode in about three days
Brian hates unskippable cutscenes
Flickering lights trigger hallucinatory trips
Apple unveils a $3500 AR headset called the Vision
How much gaming is too much gaming?
Remembering the baby who starved to death while their parents played the Sims
Elizabeth Holmes goes to jail!
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BS is back after a week for the birth of Rob's child! The rumors that Brian was too busy playing Diablo were incorrect. Mostly.
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On this week's episode:
Diablo 4, bay-beeee
Peter Singer thinks we're all evil
Dianne Feinstein and elder abuse
The Universe is trying to kill us!
Bobby Kotick would murder you with a smile
“Tread softly because you tread on my dreams”
Target enters the culture war
Our show supports the hoes
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Brian welcomes multi-Michelin Star chef Phillip Frankland Lee (@PhillipFranklandLee) onto the show to talk about
- Voicemails
- Salt vs. MSG
- The restaurant world
- Abolitionist senators
- Child labor laws
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Brian welcomes comedian Trenton Davis (@TrentonComedy) to the show to talk about
- Filming a comedy special during a zombie-less apocalypse
- Why momentum is important in entertainment
- The Advice Champ answers your questions about turning your passion into profit
- Paralysis by analysis
- Patrice on O&A
- HBCUs vs. PWIs ft. Trenton Davis
- Black mold
- Robot slaves
Music: Griff Parker, "Orange Banana"
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This week on BS with Brian Simpson:
Secret Labs has a broken website
Age of Wonders
The Peter principle
Cockney rhyming slang
How words change their meaning
Tony from NZ!
Blue September / Blue June
The difference between masculine and feminine relationships
The Advice Champ rides again
WGA goes on strike
Uber Eats meth
AI mind-reading
Music: Griff Parker, "Orange Banana"
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Brian's sister-in-law joins Brian and Rob to discuss
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- Various d***-related topics
- The "P-Shot"
- The Black Mozart
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Episode Topics:
Don Lemon and Tucker Carlson canned
Humans are stuck in an abusive relationship with themselves
We can't evolve as quickly as our tech
Brian is a "work-from-home cynic"
Brian responds to an email about god and religion
Voicemail from Tony from NZ
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Cameron Sexton lies about residence
Enron: Smartest Guys in the Room
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1016268/
“Couple beheaded themselves with homemade guillotine in ritual sacrifice, police in India say”
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/india-couple-behead-themselves-homemade-guillotine-hindu-ritual-human-sacrifice/
“The Great Pacific Garbage Patch is now so huge and permanent that a coastal ecosystem is thriving on it, scientists say“
https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/17/world/plastic-pollution-ocean-ecosystems-intl-climate/index.html
Mushroom therapy
NAD+
Albert Einstein got high
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/professor-erika-lopez-prater-sues-hamline-university-minnesota-prophet-muhammad/
Is Rob a Leaf-eating hippie?
Anti-Trans bills proliferating throughout US
“What about the kids?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOe3siDAyJA&ab_channel=HouseofHope
Music: Griff Parker, "Striped Cadillac"
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In this episode, Brian welcomes Thai Rivera (@officialthairivera) the studio to discuss the Louisville shooter, why people get meaner online, Michael Irvin's lawsuit, gay dating apps, and the lady-man behind Clearview AI.
Articles:
- https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/10/us/connor-sturgeon-louisville-bank-mass-shooting/index.html
- https://www.vice.com/en/article/pkadgm/man-dies-by-suicide-after-talking-with-ai-chatbot-widow-says
Special Bonus Feature: Rob is in-studio and extremely jet lagged
Music: Griff Parker, "Wet Envelope"
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We talk Angel Reese vs. Caitlin Clark, the Trump indictment, transgender powerlifters, and more Twitter and Elon nonsense.
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Brian and Rob are sick as hell this week, but we've got a new episode made with love! Featuring Brian's review of the Diablo 4 beta, Advice Champ answers to mailbag questions, and a voicemail from Tony from New Zealand.
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Topics for this week:
- Joe Rogan opens his new "anti-cancel culture comedy club," The Comedy Mothership
- SVB, Silvergate, Signature, and Credit Suisse go down
- Why there's no homelessness in Saudi Arabia
- America is a cowboy with shaky hands
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Topics this week:
Brian and Rob give their book recs
- Murderbot Diaries
- AWE
- Clinton Bush and CIA Conspiracies: From The Boys on the Tracks to Jeffrey Epstein
- Redwall
- Edible Economics
- Berserk
- Jujutsu Kaisen
- Lazarus
- Old Man’s War
- Quantum (Einstein vs. Bohr)
- Sabriel
- Debt
- Her (dir. Spike Jonze)
Spooky action at a distance
Luka and the evil of Replika AI
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This week we talk about the "slap heard 'round the world" from Chris Rock's POV, why good morals don't fit on bumper stickers, and why young men aren't dating (if that's what's REALLY happening).
Articles referenced:
https://www.psychologytoday.com/intl/blog/the-state-of-our-unions/202302/why-are-so-many-young-men-single-and-sexless
https://nypost.com/2023/01/23/im-dating-a-23-year-old-woman-who-looks-like-an-8-year-old-girl/
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/australian-accent-is-a-product-of-early-settler-s-heavy-drinking-claims-academic-a6711486.html
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In this week's episode, it's apologies all around as Rob apologizes for mangling "Cuyahoga," a fan apologizes for lambasting the show, and Brian apologizes (preemptively) to the robots who plan to kill us all.
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This week we have a quick update on the Norfolk Southern Railway debacle, followed by a longer conversation about Hogwarts Legacy, so-called cancel culture, and what our purchasing habits say about us.
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Today's topics:
Rihanna did a whole halftime show pregnant
Corporate cost-cutting derails Norfolk Southern train in East Palestine
Almost every politician is either lying or incompetent
Follower =/= Fan
Advice on moving to Texas
Feeling grief over bad people
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Is Mr. Beast the Anti-Christ?!?! (No, he isn't)
Serial killers
Why crime happens
Diversity hires
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A moving broker nightmare (check out https://www.bluetapeblades.com/ to help a fan out)
The Virginia Calculator
Is Mr. Beast a sociopath?
https://www.morningbrew.com/daily/stories/2023/01/08/ai-will-be-used-as-legal-assistant-in-court-for-first-time-ever-in-february
The Singularity and Ray Kurzweil
https://www.washingtonpost.com/arts-entertainment/2023/01/17/boston-mlk-statue-criticism/
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Comedian Ehsan Ahmad (@EhsanJAhmad) joins Brian in the studio to discuss:
Hot Sauce
Conspiracy Theories
Buccal Fat Removal (https://www.womenshealthmag.com/beauty/a42447081/buccal-fat-removal/)
The Tylenol Murders
Foreign Comics
Is a Redskins-Themed Man Cave Racist?
Fan-Casting Admiral Thrawn
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This week on BS with Brian Simpson:
Arguing on the internet
Digg is still around?!
Google Plus drops the bag
“Maryland Lawmakers Want to Stop Criminal Cops From Getting Their Pensions”: https://www.vice.com/en/article/z349w5/criminal-cops-pension-payments
“Orphaned neurological implants”: https://doctorow.medium.com/orphaned-neurological-implants-3f0b7918553f
The Great Baltimore Fire of 1904
"TikTok Promoted ‘Deepfake AI Porn’ of Billie Eilish to People's For You Pages": https://www.vice.com/en/article/m7gnya/billie-eilish-tiktok-ai-art
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Talking on set
Unreasonable riders
Should you tip a racist?
Bill Cosby plans return to the stage
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Hannibal Barca had Rome shook
How the Great Depression shaped people’s DNA https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-022-03789-z
Are there bidets in the White House?
What have you changed your mind about?
Equilibrium
“The only way I can make a billion is if I make someone a trillion”
Solving the housing crisis: “Someone should do something!”
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/dec/08/sexual-choking-is-now-so-common-that-many-young-people-dont-think-it-even-requires-consent-thats-a-problem
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This week on BS with Brian Simpson:
4k vs 8k
Standup advice
Steel Beans
“Google rivals join forces in online maps”
https://www.deccanherald.com/business/technology/google-rivals-join-forces-in-online-maps-1172260.html
“Google to pay $391.5 million in location tracking settlement with 40 states”
https://techcrunch.com/2022/11/14/google-pay-391-5-million-location-tracking-settlement/
Elon has lost Brian
How did Alexander the Great die?
Badass Genghis Khan quotes
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This week on BS with Brian Simpson:
Apologies to Iowa
Complaining about the Atlanta airport
Watching movies by yourself
The last time we talk about Marvel Snap
Path of Exile is perfect
The FTC wants to stop Microsoft from buying Activision
Brian solves a smelly mystery
New York rats
Downtown Raleigh
https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2022/11/12/artificial-intelligence-grief/
The Fermi Paradox
Nuclear Close Calls
The Dark Forest Hypothesis
Mapping the radio sphere
Anti-natalism
Billionaires have no one to talk to
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This week on BS with Brian Simpson:
Fast and slow brain
Rob issues a chess challenge
Flow state
Playing board games
African people eating cocoa beans
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2022/nov/25/heidi-crowter-woman-downs-syndrome-loses-court-of-appeal-abortion-law-case
How religion justifies ridiculous beliefs
The Four Horsemen of Atheism
The Existentialist Cafe by Sarah Bakewell
Struthless on fonts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVfRxFwVHQc&ab_channel=struthless
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More Elon talk (against our better judgment)
Sleep Deprivation
Love vs. Justice vs. Revenge
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
Methed-up Monks
Secret social media accounts
The Advice Champ helps you quit smoking
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Scientists feed cows hemp... for science!
Frank Castillo hops on the phone for a quick neurobiology lesson
Louisiana voters decide to keep slavery around
KFC promotes N@zi chicken
A demonic conundrum
White rappers: are they any good?
Please don’t sunburn your taint
The life and legacy of Isaac Burns Murphy
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RIP Kevin Conroy
Brian’s growing movie collection
The fish are addicted to meth (https://boingboing.net/2022/11/02/new-study-fish-can-get-addicted-to-meth-after-eating-human-poop.html)
Brian’s runs down his top ten apocalyptic crises
Why smart people do drugs
Reliving the Daigo Parry
Why do e-sports players retire so young?
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Brian and Rob discuss Jordan Peele's NOPE (skip to 28:15 to avoid spoilers) with a slight detour into Game of Thrones and "The Long Night."
Elon finally takes control of Twitter.
Police taser a man who immediately bursts into flames.
Three men survive a shark attack in the Gulf of Mexico.
Rob tests Brian's moral parsimony with an online test.
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Brian finds Halloween nerve-wracking.
Is "not voting" ever the right choice?
Americans are not scientifically literate.
Ford targets "quiet quitters": https://fortune.com/2022/10/31/ford-quiet-quitting-severance-package-performance-improvement/
RIP Takeoff
Why you should mind ya business
The dangers of Nextdoor
Space Ads could generate up to $2M a day: https://www.freethink.com/space/space-advertising#:~:text=Based%20on%20those%20estimates%2C%20they,raises%20some%20obvious%20aesthetic%20concerns.
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Brian is back from London with some feedback on the food.
Marvel Snap snaps up all of Brian and Rob's free time.
The Advice Champ tells a fan how to talk to his girl about money.
Brian's Blu-Ray collection grows.
Missouri police ignore black women going missing:
https://www.blackenterprise.com/black-woman-escapes-basement-after-missouri-police-allegedly-dismissed-claims-about-nearby-abductions/
The James Webb Space Telescope gives us the best image of the "Pillars of Creation" yet: https://www.nasa.gov/feature/goddard/2022/nasa-s-webb-takes-star-filled-portrait-of-pillars-of-creation
Jamaica bans media that glorifies crime:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/oct/13/jamaica-broadcasting-commission-regulator-bans-music-tv-deemed-to-glorify-crime
Amazon driver eaten by dogs:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2022/10/25/amazon-delivery-driver-dead-dogs/
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Topics today include:
Kanye wants to buy Parler
Becoming an A/V fanboy is expensive
Telomere length and racism: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7373166/
Does your childhood shape your personality?
JP Chase doesn’t want Kanye’s money
Politician releases own sex tape: https://www.cityandstateny.com/politics/2022/10/manhattan-congressional-candidate-publishes-porn-video-highlight-his-sex-positive-platform/378456/
TX algorithm company raises rents: https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/local/data-report-shows-how-north-texas-companys-algorithm-raising-rent-prices/287-6eeecdda-7b29-41ef-abc0-327d1953cca0
Climate activist throw soup: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/climate-activists-throw-soup-on-vincent-van-goghs-sunflowers-to-protest-fossil-fuels-180980958/
Alaska snow crab season canceled: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/alaska-snow-crab-die-off-warming-waters/
Thanos was… not right
Three paces, turn, and shoot!
Check out Deric's podcast "Spoil the Beans" on IG @spoilthebeans
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Overwatch 2 is awesome
"Elon Musk’s texts shatter the myth of the tech genius"
Tala the Alien freaks out British TERFs
Kanye has lost his mind
Herschel Walker's baby mama drama
"Why don't the presidents fight the wars?"
Man sells fake guns to gun buyback program
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Moving to the country, and *out of* the country
Dragonball Z fan fiction
Cynic vs. Pessimist vs. Misanthrope
Introvert vs Extravert
Love on the Spectrum
Revealed preferences
Worry is a waste of imagination (Walt Disney)
Wringing humans out for water
Living underground
“The United State is a poor country with rich people in it” - John Burn-Murdoch
https://www.ft.com/content/ef265420-45e8-497b-b308-c951baa68945
The post-war middle-class consensus
“It’s inevitable”
Adventure Capitalism by Raymond Craib
The Fall of Rome
Distributed Denial of Service attacks
Overwatch 2 drops
Best movies to watch on a killer A/V setup
Audiophile BS
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This week on BS with Brian Simpson:
Cops leave woman handcuffed, in a car, on the train tracks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vISSDzz079o
Some More News: Uvalde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ioaBG3K_dk
Cat Food Revenge
That time Drake put hot sauce in the condom
DART mission
https://www.npr.org/2022/09/27/1125314926/nasa-dart-asteroid-photos
Fascism returns to Italy
https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2022/09/giorgia-meloni-italy-election-fascism-mussolini/671515/
Citizen Digital KFCB bans “homosexual” material
https://www.citizen.digital/news/kfcb-bans-all-movies-with-lgbtq-content-in-kenya-n306206
Bed Bath and Beyond executive jumps from high-rise
https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/04/business/cfo-bed-bath-beyond-jumps-off-nyc-tower
Outro Music: Justin Smith “Active Culture”
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How did Andrew Tate get canceled?
Why the dislike button doesn’t work
Securing your social media
Northern Boys “Party Time”
Edutainment
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Back in hi-def this week now that Brian is in his new Austin studio. This week's topics:
Chess News
https://kotaku.com/chess-champion-anal-bead-magnus-carlsen-hans-niemann-1849542639
Black Hobbits
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2022/09/lord-of-the-rings-rings-of-power-fantasy-sci-fi-racist-criticism/671421/
The Golden Age of Anime
China Plans on Three Moon Missions
https://www.businessinsider.com/china-plans-three-moon-missions-after-discovering-new-lunar-mineral-2022-9
FN Meka
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/08/23/arts/music/fn-meka-dropped-capitol-records.html
Why does everything on Netflix look like that
https://www.vice.com/en/article/ake3j5/why-does-everything-on-netflix-look-like-that
Political Director of Texas Right to Life Arrested
https://abc13.com/lucas-bowen-former-political-director-for-texas-right-to-life-arrested-with-soliciting-sex-from-a-minor-anti-abortion-organization/12168425/
Would George Carlin Be Canceled?
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Brian is still completing his move to Austin, so this week he calls in to churn through the backlog at BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com, featuring:
- Fascism and IQ
- Alien kingmaking
- MRE reviews
- The worst Best Buy in the world
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Comedian Keenan Baker joins Brian to discuss old-school anime, why Black men shouldn't trust yt women, and New Jersey hospitals snitchin on babies.
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Evan Lovett from @LAinaminute joins Brian to talk Los Angeles history, featuring: avoiding Edison, invasive mosquitoes, poison rainwater, and the invention of the taco truck.
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In this week's episode:
- Ranking the top 5 comedy specials
- Timeless vs Timely
- What makes a GOAT
- Cutthroat comedy
- Shooting a comedy special
- Young folks
- Porn and protests in china
- Horseshoe Theory
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In today's episode:
The FBI "raids" Mar-a-Lago
Facebook snitches on a couple of Nebraska users
The optimism of the 1990s
GOATed Serena retires
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Brian talks about touring with Tom Segura, the best meal he's ever had, an drinking orange soda in his grandma's basement. Plus, the Advice Champ rides again and a viewer shares a tale of revenge.
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Brian's back from the road with opinions on how to execute people who steal money from foster kids, whether roleplaying games have made us weak, and proper de-planing etiquette.
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Y’all ready for a fun one? Brian kicks off the episode with listener emails about why economics makes no sense and working at Best Buy in the 90s, followed by:
- Why Elon might be forced to buy Twitter after all
- How a galactic “burp” can slow down star formation
- What humans can do about sex between zombie flies
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Brian discusses the dumbass politicians on both sides of the aisle, Elon Musk's ever-expanding brood, the James Webb Space Telescope, and French sausage giving people colon cancer.
Plus, The Advice Champ (tm) answers your questions about foster care, video game addiction, and stand-up with an agenda.
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Brian's back from performing for a packed crowd with Joe Rogan, Tony Hinchcliffe, and Hans Kim! Plus, he covers this weekend's shootings, a threesome brawl, accidental marijuana legalization, and prison slave labor. All on a particularly positive and delightfully optimistic episode of "BS with Brian Simpson" (future title: "Internal Investigations").
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Brian goes off on the Supreme Court's decision in Roe v. Wade, plus: An LAPD officer gets bodied by his fellow officers, Qatar outlaws f*cking at the World Cup, and Houston solves the homelessness crisis by (gasp!) giving people a place to live!
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Brian and producer Rob get a little serious when they talk about what sort of speech should be "allowed" on Twitter and other social media platforms. Plus: an elephant gets revenge, sex workers are not technophiles, and the Unabomber was (maybe?) right about a couple of things.
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Sources:
https://pluralistic.net/2022/06/21/early-adopters/#sex-tech
https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-china-blog-40627855
https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/phoenix-gas-station-selling-fuel-below-average-we-are-helping-our-community
https://www.fbi.gov/history/famous-cases/unabomber
https://www.wired.com/2004/02/grey-album-fans-protest-clampdown/
https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/new-updates/elephant-kills-woman-in-odisha-tramples-her-body-at-funeral/
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Brian welcomes comedian Jeff Horste to the show to rant about Best Buy's customer service, why you should never pre-order ANYTHING, and why he's not a member of the "2A community."
"He Does Not Look Like Video Games Made Him Do It": https://www.apa.org/pubs/journals/releases/ppm-ppm0000255.pdf
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Brian opines on the infuriating Diablo Immortal, miscellaneous tech gripes, the potential of a four-day workweek, and the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire.
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Brian opines on the "cop mentality," arming middle schoolers, and selling tiddy sweat.
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Brian flies solo because of a medical emergency on the production team. Today's topics include Jordan B. Peterson vs. Sports Illustrated, the Second Amendment, and free lunch in New York City.
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Brian welcomes comedian Dame Grant onto the show to discuss killer cops, bad slogans, and sex tourism.
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Bodily fluids, Depp v Heard, and the wonderful Whites of Alabama
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Brian unpacks the attack on Dave Chappelle at the Hollywood Bowl, a masturbation-induced injury, and the many crimes of the VA.
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Elon Musk offers $44B for Twitter, DNA building blocks found on meteorites, and a $300 MILLION typo.
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Brian talks with Matt & Morgan from The Big Humble about civil forfeiture, Vatican slush funds, and whether Thanos was justified.
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Brian talks about Brazilian butt lifts, tactical skateboarding, and the affordability of jetpacks with comedian Jamar Neighbors.
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Brian opines on Will Smith slapping Chris Rock, geeks out over the Hubble Telescope, and dispenses advice on quitting an evil company.
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Brian welcomes Trevor Joyner to the show to discuss growing up in the DMV, rap battles, and which cops don't need to be fired.
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Brian discusses Jerry Jones's greedy secret daughter, flying spiders, and tunnel-digging lasers.
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Brian welcomes Tre Stewart onto the podcast to talk about Putin, financial domination, and Tinder Swindlers.
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Brian is BACK to share his thoughts on Joe Rogan, Bitcoin hackers, high-speed internet, Disney vs Time Warner, and the JFK assassination.
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This week we talk about, Sha'Carri Richardson's ban from the 2021 Olympics; A new child genius; Bootleg Vaccines in India; and more...
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This week I talk about the riot at the US Capitol building, the guy that got smacked in the face with a can of Twisted Tea, and I read a story from reddit about small town revenge.
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This week I talk about my struggles with the DMV; a women who allegedly stabbed herself in the vagina to get away with murder; and much more...
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This week we talk about President Trump testing positive for Covid-19; A senior citizen-turned super hero; I answer some listener questions, and much more...
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This week, I talk about the dumbest Sheriff in America, a shitty California Landlord, Autocorrect ruining a man, and more.
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This week, I answer a few questions from Instagram (@bscomedian) ; discuss voting for Joe Biden; Kanye West running for president, and the haunted house I happend to discover.
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This week I talk about the recent controversies in Hollywood, the ongoing pandemic, the Washington Redskins name change...etc.
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This episode I talk about people protesting stay-at-home orders, Why the Governor of Georgia is trash, why you should always wear clothes when you check the mail, and much more...
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This week, I talk about why Jeff Bezos is still a garbage person; why you shouldn't take medical advice from memes, and the 20 states that still are not taking the corona-virus seriously...
#Comedy #Jeffbezoa #Coronavirus #Quarantine #BrianSimpson #BSWBS
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This episode I talk about the Coronavirus lockdowns, the paltry sum of money that some in congress think will help; and explain the latest example of why Gamestop is an objectively evil company.
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This episode I talk about how I feel about Las Vegas, the death of Kobe Bryant, whether you can commit suicide by drowning, and more.
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This episode I talk about why I'm fine with a Judge having a threesome in the courthouse, an idiot who robbed a bank for so he could take out a loan, why you shouldn't triple wrap a gift, and sooo much more....
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This week I talk about my appearance on YMH and shoutout a couple of their amazing fans; a lawyer that was killed in court by a gun that was being used as evidence; make fun of South Dakota's ridiculous anti-meth slogan; continue my ongoing war on Popeye's Chicken, and much much more.
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This week I talk about T.I.'s hymen, getting body slammed at Popeye's, how my paranoia cost me my Amazon Prime membership, and more...
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This week I talk about 2 Nuns that mysteriously ended up pregnant, a stabbing over a Popeyes Chicken Sandwich, whether or not million dollar bills exist.. and much much more
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This week I talk about the white man named Tupac Shakur; Garrett Morgan, the inventor of the stop-light; and more...
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This week we congratulate Simone Biles on her record breaking performance; talk about my issue with the TSA; The Big Sky Comedy Festival; Why you shouldn't use toothpaste in your vagina and more. This week's Artist Spotlight is Portland Rapper KayelaJ
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This week I talk about the Amber Guyger/Botham Jean murder trial; A women who opened the emergency exit on a plane to get some fresh air: freak athlete Journey Brown; and this week's Artist Spotlight is Washington D.C. band, Oh He Dead.
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This week I talk about the stupid-tax, weigh the merits of snitching, and am once again saddened into ending the episode. We go out on a good note, with a sample track from new artist Sunny Haze.
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Today I talk about the controversy over Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr, and Shane Gillis; a pedophile that was lured to a park and beaten down by a teenager dressed as Spider Man; and more...
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This week I talk about the Popeye's chicken sandwich craze; Jay-Z and the NFL, A man that was caught for a murder by a financial company's Artificial Intelligence, and My own personal EPIC road-trip disaster.
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This week we talk about a man that was born a slave and lived to be 130 years old, Mass shooters, a kid that was injured playing dodge ball, and we ask the important question; does vegan food keep you out of heaven?
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This episode we discuss the fallout of a comedian making a joke about rapper xxxtentacion, Black Serial Killers, and a man whose body was found at work after 10 years.
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This week I talk about brazilians bringing cocaine home from the Supermarket, OJ being back on twitter, the planned invasion of Area 51, and more...
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This week we talk about the a police Connecticut State Trooper inadvertently gave a man a recording of them planning to set him up; outrage over The Little Mermaid being black now; and people in LA and San Francisco paying 1200 dollars a month for a bunk-bed.
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In this episode I talk about a woman named Marijuana Pepsi; the congressional hearings on reparations for slavery, the history of Juneteenth, H3H3 episode of stop-the-douche bag, and how we need to acknowledge how much sex the elderly are really having...
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This episode I talk about how awful the American healthcare system is in comparison to other wealthy nations; the Eric Garner case, the Texas asshole tickling bandit, and more...
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This episode I talk about the absolute disaster that occurred as a result of Betsy DeVos giving the commencement speech at an HBCU graduation and Washington's New 'Shoot the Fade' law
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This week I talk about the cesspool in NW Dallas called the Han Gil Hotel; my general disdain for people that spoil movies and TV shows on social media; and Civil Rights Hero and Anti-Lynching activist, Ida B. Wells.
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This episode I talk about the Old Town Road/Billboard controversy, and cultural appropriation.
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This episode I discuss a man that set his wife on fire after an argument; Jussie Smollet, and the audacity of the Chicago PD; and the tragic death of beloved rapper Nipsey Hussle.
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This episode I talk about the Leaving Neverland documentary, this year's controversy around the laughing skull festival, the antivax movement and medical costs, and a shout-out to the late great Steven Brody Stevens.
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This week I talk about the Gucci and Liam Neeson racism controversies and my complete and utter disdain for the Grammy's and award shows in general.
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Today we talk about a dirty nurse that raped a mentally ill patient; the bullshit government shutdown; the clueless rich; the bullshit Kalief Browder case, and the History of Black History Month
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This episode I talk to my guest @shilohmeetsworld about the entertainment industry, and the importance of knowing oneself before trying to be apart of it.
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Today I talk about the R. Kelly and Louis CK controversies and How Power is not to be trusted.
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This week, I talk about Tekashi 6ix 9ine, The social credit system in China, The bullshit rent prices in Los Angeles, and Yasuke the Black Samurai
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This episode I talk about Jemel Roberson, the Security guard that was shot by police while apprehending suspect; Devon Eddington, a man whose neighbor called the police on him after hearing him quote some Jay-Z lyrics; and the racial history and desegregation of the greatest fighting force the world has ever seen, The United States Marine Corps.
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This week, guest and fellow comedian, Trevor Joyner and I talk about The journalist that was recently murdered in the middle east; The stonewall riots; outrage in the Trans community; and toxic masculinity in the black community.
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This week I talk about Kanye West visiting Trump, the black community and mental health; Apartment Patty and again, why you should mind your damn business; and the most successful black revolutionary in history, Toussaint L'Ouverture aka Black Napoleon.
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This episode I talk about the first police officer since 1980 to be charged with murder in the city of Chicago; the Kavanaugh hearing, and my take on fear of rape accusations; and the first white man to be our black history focus, abolitionist John Brown.
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This episode I talk about the killing of Botham Jean, Katt Williams vs Wanda Smith and why you shouldn't try to roast with a professional comic, and the man who invented the Green Book; Victor Hugo Green.
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This week I talk briefly about the death of Mac Miller, My own personal encounter with stealth racism/classism at a Hollywood screening, and my favorite person in modern Black History; Professor Angela Davis
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Today I talk about the Pastor that groped Ariana Grande, the hilarious outrage on the left and right about NIKE and In 'N Out Burger, and the most important person involved with the invention of the light bulb; Lewis Latimer.
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This episode I talk about the death of Senator John McCain; the shooting at a Madden tournament in Florida; The mysterious psychics all over Los Angeles; and the first black military pilot, Eugene Bullard.
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Today I talk about my trip to Boston, The craziest Tinder story I've heard so far, and W.E.B. Du Bois
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This episode I discuss Alex Jones being black-balled; my general disdain for conspiracy theorists, flat-earthers in particular; and the all but forgotten British Black Panthers
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This week I talk about how I feel about fake activists, real comedians vs. people that get to do comedy for some reason, and Viola Desmond aka the Canadian Rosa Parks.
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This episode I talk about the fastest way to get out of the military; the recent epidemic of black people getting the cops called on them for minor things and why a lot of these racial incidents could be avoided by people learning to mind their own business; and Emmett Till and the role he played in the civil rights movement.
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This episode we go over The building and destruction of the wealthiest black neighborhood in early 20th Century America, and the Government Practice of Redlining.
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This episode we talk about the real Origins of Betty Boop, Rachel Dolezal/Cultural Appropriation, and Harriet Tubman's gun.
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This episode answers a few relationship questions. Staying friends with your exes..etc. We also recognize Shirley Chisholm in our History in Color segment.
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Comedian, Brian Simpson, calmly ranting with advice for fans, his take on pop culture, and always leaving you with a little bit of obscure black history.
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