Brown Bag Mornings

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Ep. 596 Do I Tell My Baby Daddy Or Wait For The Ancestry.com Results? 😗 | Brown Bag Mornings (11/07/25) Nov 07, 2025

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The Homie Helpline goes deep into anxiety and technology when Katie asks if she should allow her cheating baby daddy to claim the child conceived during a "POP"-less rendezvous with a married man, fearing that future DNA tests will expose the years-long lie. This chaotic situation inspires listeners to call in and share how Ancestry.com and other tests have already revealed that their own family secrets and paternity questions came to light, often imploding their entire family structure. The crew also discusses major pop culture disappointment as Daddy Yankee suggests he would skip performing the iconic "Gasolina" at the Super Bowl, preferring to promote his new spiritual music to "send a message".

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Ep. 595 Make Sure To Bring Back A Magnet 🎄 | Brown Bag Mornings (11/06/25) Nov 06, 2025

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The Homie Helpline features Joey, who is struggling with immense guilt over potentially missing Christmas for an anniversary trip, as his family reminds him of his sick mother. Then, the crew debates if two years of probation is worse than 20 days behind bars and unpacks the wild news that the classic Matrix code is allegedly based entirely on sushi recipes.

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Ep. 594 "I Wouldn't Trust You With My Mom's Minivan" 🚗| Brown Bag Mornings (11/05/25) Nov 05, 2025

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Tune in to the Homie Helpline where Aaron is agonizing over whether to block his "hater homie" Jason—who went sour after losing his girl and whip—or try to save their 16-year friendship, even though Jason publicly clowned his skills. The hosts also break down the confusing Electoral College using analogies involving the World Series, buying bottle service sections at the club, and throwing a chaotic pizza party.

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Ep. 593 Joining The Marines To Get My Girl Back! + Brown Bag Elections! | Brown Bag Mornings (11/04/25) Nov 04, 2025

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The Homie Helpline catches up with Tony, a 27-year-old who admitted to making jokes out of everything, including purposely leaving his shoes out to annoy his now ex-girlfriend, but he plans to join the Marines to prove he's finally a man. Plus, the crew tallies the results of the hilariously divisive Brown Bag Election!

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Ep. 592 What Are His Anger Rights? & Drake Takes Back-to-Back L's 😡 | Brown Bag Mornings (11/03/25) Nov 03, 2025

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The Homie Helpline is on fire as Carlos seeks advice on his "anger rights" after his fiancée's stepdaughter asks her mom to be the madrina alongside her ex-husband padrino for a baby baptism, sparking debate over whether he should confront the entire family. We also celebrate the Dodgers' improbable World Series victory against the Blue Jays with reports from the massive parade in Downtown LA (where fans are getting fired for attendance!) while also trolling Drake for talking trash only to see his team lose, and breaking down celebrity breakups and Halloween drama.

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Ep. 591 Happy Halloween!!! 🎃 If He Cheats, It Wasn't Him, It Was The Costume He Was In! | Brown Bag Mornings (10/31/25) Oct 31, 2025

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The crew tackles a relationship crisis on the Homie Helpline when Savannah discovers her Christian boyfriend plans to ditch her for a Halloween party hosted by a "lesbian coworker," leading the guys to jokingly advise she should "let him cheat in peace" or just give him a "ring camera around his neck" as a costume. Plus, Alfred Robles delivers a big announcement, Vic reveals his truly bizarre Billy Ray Cyrus costume, and renowned medium AJ Barrera joins the show to connect with spirits and even instructs a caller to fix a bathroom leak.

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Ep. 590 Mijo, You're Dead 🪦 & What Does '67' Even Mean? | Brown Bag Mornings (10/30/25) Oct 30, 2025

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The crew dives deep into the Homie Helpline to figure out if Pedro's Tia is protecting him from bad vibes or if the cold spots in the house mean he’s a ghost who doesn’t realize he’s dead. We also break down the confusing word of the year, "67," which apparently can mean anything from "mid" to a chemically relevant insult found on the periodic table.

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Ep. 589 The Baby Mama's Trying to Catch That Web Again 🕸️ & The Ballad of Beretta (The Mexican Game) | Brown Bag Mornings (10/29/25) Oct 29, 2025

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The Homie Helpline is swinging into chaos as a father tries to decide whether to participate in the Spider-Man meme costume with his 8-year-old son and his "skinny and single" baby mama, risking an unhappy wife who believes the ex is trying to "catch that web again". Later, the laughter continues when DJ Greg C reveals Concrete’s shocking 2016 past as an LA rapper named "Beretta" (a.k.a. "The Mexican Game") during Wicked Wednesday, and the crew tackles major topics like J. Cole’s $500k lawsuit over a handshake deal and China’s new law requiring certified podcasters.

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Ep. 588 The Case of the Promiscuous Bunny 🐇 | Brown Bag Mornings (10/28/25) Oct 28, 2025

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The Homie Helpline takes a serious turn as Dom is left "sick to my stomach" after his wife wore a sexy bunny costume where "she had her whole ass out" to a work party featuring her boss as Hugh Hefner, leaving the team to debate whether Dom is simply suffering from "low self-esteem". Things get spooky when the crew recounts their ghostly adventure at the haunted Pasadena Playhouse, where a mini-séance resulted in a mysterious movement of a windchime and the hosts discuss the entity that likes to grab people, leading to the coining of the legendary "Spooky Gucci Touch".

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Ep. 587 He Didn't Want Her Until Somebody Else Did 🧠 & A Eulogy from Sonic the Hedgehog | Brown Bag Mornings (10/27/25) Oct 27, 2025

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The "Homie Helpline" gets wild when Sergio realizes he's a victim of "guy logic," admitting he only wants Jenny now that she has turned into a "spooky basket making machine" for other men, prompting the crew to debate if he should engage in this "pretty for the streets" competition. Plus, prepare for an emotional journey as the team ponders the appropriate funeral etiquette after listening to a heart-wrenching eulogy delivered by Sonic the Hedgehog at the service for a 21-year-old cat named Ratchet.

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