Brown Bag Mornings

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Ep. 636 My Homie is Kicking it With My Ex... 😣 + The Plastic Glizzy Grill-Off | Brown Bag Mornings (01/13/26) Jan 13, 2026

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The crew navigates an interesting Homie Helpline where they debate if Damian should cut off his friend Junior for staying "ride or die" with Damian’s tattoo artist ex-girlfriend and posting videos of her "backing it up" at events. The comedy stays high as the "studious fools" roast the "glizzy goblins" who are grilling hot dogs inside plastic packaging for "extra flavor" and investigate why Michael Jordan once threatened to trade his teammates for laughing at his old-man dancing.

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Ep. 635 Lusting After His... Therapist!? 🫠 + The Pentagon of the Sky Visits LAX | Brown Bag Mornings (01/12/26) Jan 12, 2026

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The crew navigates a legendary Homie Helpline where they try to determine if Jack is actually "vibing" with his therapist or if he’s just falling for a "mental stripper" who is literally paid to listen to his problems. The comedy stays high as the squad reacts to a viral youth hockey brawl where 10-year-olds were throwing "haymakers" like NHL pros and investigates why the "Pentagon of the Sky" was circling LAX.

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Ep. 634 She Got Her Lick Back With the PRIMO!? 😭 | Brown Bag Mornings (01/09/26) Jan 09, 2026

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The crew navigates a legendary Homie Helpline as they debate if Vanessa should "stay toxic" and pass off her "revenge baby"—conceived with her ex's first cousin—as her baby daddy’s own child before the "cousin-brother" is born. The comedy keeps going as the squad roasts a 79-year-old millionaire’s insane checklist for a wife, which includes a helicopter license, a ban on Scorpios, and a strict "no Irish or Scottish" policy.

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Ep. 633 Strippers Are the Nicest Scammers 💵 + DoKnow Makes a Special Guest Appearance! | Brown Bag Mornings (01/08/26) Jan 08, 2026

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The crew navigates a chaotic Homie Helpline where a day-one homie is going broke dating "nicest scammers" from the strip club, leading the squad to debate whether he should "let go and let God" or just find a more budget-friendly local spot. The comedy continues as the "studious fools" break down research claiming that while men pass gas more often, women’s farts pack a way nastier punch due to a higher concentration of hydrogen sulfide.

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Ep. 632 Besties With Benefits...? 🙄 + Octopuses on Molly | Brown Bag Mornings (01/07/26) Jan 08, 2026

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The crew dives into a chaotic Homie Helpline to decide if Maya should fess up to her "bestie with benefits" about getting ghosted by her ex, Randy, after she tried to wish him a happy birthday. The "studious fools" also explore the high seas to discuss a scientific study where antisocial octopuses suddenly want to hug each other after being dosed with ecstasy.

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Ep. 631 Your Tio is Acting Like a Deadbeat + The $500,000 Pokémon Briefcase Heist | Brown Bag Mornings (01/06/26) Jan 06, 2026

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On this Homie Helpline, the squad grills a "slick" older brother who acted like a holiday hero using $1,000 of his sibling's money to buy favor with his nephews. To keep the vibes high, the team roasts victims of "AI slop" who ordered majestic stained-glass lamps but received terrifying marker drawings of Yorkies that look like "cool robots" and discuss a wild Pokémon heist that took place.

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Ep. 630 Fiddling with the Joystick at 3 AM 🕹️ + The President of Venezuela’s Nike Tech Fit | Brown Bag Mornings (01/05/26) Jan 05, 2026

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Luis calls the Homie Helpline to ask if he should "spin the block" on a 29-year-old "firecracker" who claims her 3 a.m. texts were just for Fortnite and who allegedly loves his "soft hair and Jackie Chan hands". The squad also puts the Petty Police on high alert after reports that the President of Venezuela was captured in a Nike Tech fleece because he was publicly dancing too much like Donald Trump.

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Ep. 629 FINAL Recap of 2025! 🎆 | Brown Bag Mornings (12/31/25) Dec 31, 2025

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The Brown Bag crew celebrates the end of 2025 by recapping their most chaotic highlights, ranging from Mariah Carey’s viral "Bonnie and Clyde" stories about Tupac to the bizarre "Italian brain rot" taking over the internet. The comedy peaks during a high-stakes Homie Helpline where they debate if a girlfriend should pay to fix the car she keyed during a breakup, followed by the crew roasting Vic for his "one-year tattoo" and Angie for her bread-induced constipation.

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Ep. 628 2025 Recap of the Year! 🎊 | Brown Bag Mornings (12/30/25) Dec 30, 2025

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The Brown Bag crew celebrates the end of the year by recapping their wildest highlights, ranging from Letty's prestigious media award to Concrete's near-death experience choking on a rookie-year icebreaker. The comedy peaks as the hosts debate the "flagrant foul" of putting sour cream on tamales, roast Vic for his one-year anniversary tattoo, and hear a shocking Homie Helpline update from Roberto, who finally called it quits with both his wife and her sister.

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Ep. 627 2025 Interview Recaps! 🤩 | Brown Bag Mornings (12/29/25) Dec 29, 2025

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Lo returns to the Homie Helpline for a wild update, explaining how a night of San Pedro shrimp and "drinks on the rocks" led to him getting "vampire marks" from his ex and ghosting a new girl he was supposed to take to church. The squad also roasts Vic after his girlfriend racked up a $100 bill on just kimchi and ramen at a Korean BBQ spot, sparking a heated debate on whether she’s secretly pregnant or if Vic just got "bamboozled".

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