Brown Bag Mornings

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Ep. 661 (Full Episode) She's a 34B and He's Delusional 🍒 | Brown Bag Mornings (02/17/26) Feb 17, 2026

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The crew attempts to stage an intervention for Gerardo, a 28-year-old who has never had a girlfriend and is currently "delusional" enough to believe his barber wants him to "save her" from her incarcerated husband just because she shared her cup size and took off a hoodie in his presence. The "studious fools" also investigate Kevin Durant’s alleged secret Twitter burner where he supposedly called Russell Westbrook a "triple double c*****e bear" and discuss the "airy" reviews of Brandy’s national anthem performance.

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Ep. 660 (Full Episode) He's Basically Like a- Reliable Sedan??? 🚗 | Brown Bag Mornings (02/16/26) Feb 16, 2026

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The crew navigates a high-stakes Homie Helpline for Antonio, who is ready to "stand on business" and keep a $240 payout after his girlfriend refused to pay her $10 entry fee, leading the squad to predict a very lonely Valentine’s Day for him. The comedy stays "hella studious" as the squad investigates why the Seattle Seahawks’ owner is technically a dead man while his sister runs the team for zero dollars, and reacts to Cardi B’s "pretty and petty" Twitter war with Homeland Security.

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Ep. 659 (Full Episode) Relationship Debt Consolidation 💘💔 | Brown Bag Mornings (02/13/26) Feb 13, 2026

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The crew navigates a messy Homie Helpline for Ross, who is "down bad" after his ex-girlfriend booked a "self-care" trip to the "relationship grave" of Miami with her freshly divorced bestie for Valentine’s Day. The comedy stays "hella studious" as the squad roasts the hilarious AI-translated lyrics of Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance and debates boxer Mario Barrios’ controversial claim that breakfast tacos are superior to burritos.

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BEST of Brown Bag Mornings: 🚓 Cardi B vs ICE, 🤖 AI Translates Bad Bunny 🐰, 💔 Ross Relationship Drama & 💌 Valentine’s Poem (02/13/26) Feb 13, 2026

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🚓 Petty Police: Cardi B fires back after getting attention from ICE and the internet immediately takes sides — was this justified or just messy?

📱 Scrolling with the Homies: Didn’t understand the Bad Bunny halftime show? Somebody translated it into English🤖🐰

☎️ Homie Helpline: Ross might lose his girl this weekend over something she did… is this a dealbreaker or is he overreacting? We break it down with your calls.

💌 Valentine’s Poems: Listeners call in to read his original Valentine’s Day poem on-air for tickets — romantic or cringe? You decide.

🗣️ Chisme: Bad Bunny turned Valentine’s Day into his personal holiday of surprises… will he do it again this year? 🌹

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Ep. 658 (Full Episode) Babe, The Dating Apps Are Strictly For Entertainment... 🥀 | Brown Bag Mornings (02/12/26) Feb 12, 2026

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The crew navigates a "forceful removal" of a Homie Helpline for Areli, whose boyfriend of three years claims he needs dating apps to "fight his demons" and refuses to post her on social media because he's "uncertain of love". The "studious fools" also investigate the LAPD’s new $2.1 million drone program and debate if Russell Wilson is headed for the doghouse after struggling to choose between his Super Bowl ring and his wedding ring on Hot Ones.

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BEST of Brown Bag Mornings: 🎤 J. Cole Responds, 💔 Dating App Drama & 🎭 The Internet Singing Opera (02/12/26) Feb 12, 2026

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🚓 Petty Police: J. Cole finally responds after Cam’ron’s petty lawsuit — and hip-hop has opinions.

📱 Scrolling with the Homies: The internet is turning songs into opera. This new trend is going to have you clearing your throat and hitting those high notes!

🌤️ Concrete Storm: Your Thursday, February 12th weather update.

☎️ Homie Helpline: Areli’s man treats her amazing in person… but she found him on dating apps. Ignore it or take a break?

🗣️ Chisme: Ciara asked Russell Wilson one question that left him completely speechless.

💰 Money Moves: MrBeast may have accidentally left people missing out on a million-dollar opportunity.

🎓 Hella Studious: Younger people are choosing the gym over the bar — and the lifestyle shift is real.

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Ep. 657 (Full Episode) The Greed They Talk About in the Bible + Waymo's Overseas Joyriders 🚗 | Brown Bag Mornings (02/11/26) Feb 11, 2026

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The crew tackles a legendary Homie Helpline where Randy is labeled a "greedy" fool for trying to ditch his sick, hard-working nurse girlfriend for a boys' night at an Ashanti concert. Then the "studious foos" also investigate the "creepy" news that Waymo self-driving cars are being remotely piloted by workers in the Philippines and debate why 35% of college kids are addicted to scrolling TikTok during intimacy.

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BEST OF Brown Bag Mornings: 🎧 Snoop vs Nate Dogg’s Son, 🏅 Olympic Ex Proposal & 💔 Valentine’s Concert Fight (02/11/26) Feb 11, 2026

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🚓 Petty Police: Nate Dogg’s son is accusing Snoop Dogg of taking ownership of his father’s masters — hip-hop fans are split on who’s right.

📱 Scrolling with the Homies: The “Throat Goat” challenge is going viral and people are testing their skills online.

☎️ Homie Helpline: Randy is back! His girl is mad because he wants to go to a concert without her on Valentine’s Day — is he wrong or is she overreacting?

🗣️ Chisme: Olympic-level simp? An athlete used their medal moment to try winning back an ex.
TEASE: Would you use your Olympic medal moment to try and win back your ex?

🎶 Rap Sheet: Brown Bag & DJ Greg C world premiere Concrete's brand-new song.

💰 Money Moves: The owner of the Seattle Seahawks is reportedly getting no money from the team — here’s why.

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BEST OF Brown Bag Mornings: 🐰 Bad Bunny Aftermath, ✈️ Ja Rule Plane Confrontation & 💸 Super Bowl Bet Drama — Brown Bag Mornings (02/10/26) Feb 10, 2026

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🚓 Petty Police / Rap Sheet: Ja Rule got pressed mid-flight and the internet is debating who was actually out of line.
📱 Scrolling with the Homies: The kids are being annoying again — apparently “Chicken Banana” is the newest thing parents are about to regret hearing all day.
TEASE: Think your kid’s annoying now? Wait till they discover Chicken Banana.
🌤️ Weather with Concrete Storm: Tuesday, February 10th 2026 SoCal forecast update.
☎️ Homie Helpline: Antonio’s girl made him put money down on a Super Bowl bet… now she wants the winnings. Whose money is it? We help him figure it out next!
🗣️ Chisme: Sisters share everything… but would you share an ex? A Kardashian-adjacent situation has people side-eyeing the family group chat.
🎶 Rap Sheet: Fans ask if J. Cole about to drop more music?
💰 Money Moves: Those Bad Bunny halftime “tree people” performers — how much money did they actually make?

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Ep. 656 (Full Episode) About to Have A 'Manuela' Kind of Weekend... 💘 | Brown Bag Mornings (02/10/26) Feb 10, 2026

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The squad navigates a messy Homie Helpline to decide if Antonio should "stand on business" and keep a $240 prize from a square his girlfriend refused to pay for, or if he’s just cruising toward a lonely, solo Valentine’s Day. The "studious fools" also break down the high-stakes life of Bad Bunny’s "bush people," who were paid $18 an hour to dance in 40-pound grass suits while dodging rehearsals with a "Good Rabbit" stand-in.

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