Brown Bag Mornings

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4/1/26 A Rat Likes Cheese 🐀 | Brown Bag Mornings Apr 01, 2026

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The squad helps a "mouth-breather" from New Jersey decide if he should risk a "fistfight on sight" with his snitch cousin at their best friend's funeral. Between the family drama, the crew investigate Will Ferrell's new career selling thrifted ukuleles and why Tiger Woods is pleading not guilty despite having pills in his pocket.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🐭]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Rose Bowl flea market

(3:46) Chisme: Tiger Woods' latest DUI accident

(7:21) Rap Sheet: Cardi B's employee firing resolution

(9:44) Petty Police: Angry judge kicks out IT guy

(12:41) Scrolling: AI gives Mona Lisa a voice

(16:31) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:08) Homie Helpline: Jersey funeral brawl with "rat" cousin

(46:01) Six Flags Tix!

(49:56) Don't You Know I'm Local: World Cup update

(53:58) Chisme: Lamar Odom documentary

(1:02:57) Money Moves: Costco Easter: The $140 10-pound chocolate bunny

(1:06:14) Studious Foo: April Fool's Gregorian calendar origin

(1:10:10) Play Ball: 49ers hired Bill Nye for injuries

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04/01/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🐯 Tiger Woods Speaks & 🤖 Sexy Mona Lisa?! Apr 01, 2026

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DESCRIPTION / SHOW NOTES:
🏈 “Don’t You Know I’m Local” reveals the easiest way to casually run into Will Ferrell at the Rose Bowl. 🐯 Tiger Woods gives a major update following his accident, and people are locked in. ⚖️ Judges are apparently “petty maxxing,” and skipping court might cost you way more than you think. 🤖 AI goes too far again—this time turning the Mona Lisa into a viral thirst trap. 🌦️ Concrete Storm taps in with the latest weather before 📞 the Homie Helpline tackles a tough situation involving family beef and a funeral. 💔 Khloé Kardashian admits she punched Lamar Odom, while 🍫 a massive chocolate Easter bunny has people emotional (and needing a hammer).

CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS:
(00:01) Don’t You Know I’m Local: Where to run into Will Ferrell at the Rose Bowl
(03:39) Chismation: Tiger Woods breaks silence after accident
(07:14) Petty Police: Judges are not playing—court consequences get real
(10:09) Scrolling: AI Mona Lisa goes viral as a thirst trap
(13:59) The Weather with Concrete Storm
(16:34) Homie Helpline: Man debates attending funeral amid family beef
(25:26) Chismation: Khloé Kardashian admits hitting Lamar Odom
(34:25) Money Moves: Giant chocolate bunny has people stressed

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3/31/26 The Last Rodeo in Colombia... 🍾💍 | Brown Bag Mornings Mar 31, 2026

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The squad stages a massive intervention for Lester, a government worker who planned a 16-room bachelor party in Colombia before even proposing to his fiancé. Between the relationship drama, the "studious fools" roast the Armenian homies from Glendale who got caught wearing a light brown bear suit to vandalize a Rolls-Royce for insurance money.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🏠]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Armenian homies in bear suits

(3:25) Chisme: Kris Jenner's Chinese luck face

(5:20) Rap Sheet: Cardi B's Texas lawsuit dismissed

(8:41) Petty Police: Biggie's deathbed apology to Escape

(11:57) Scrolling: Boleros with attitude goes viral

(15:29) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(17:27) Homie Helpline: Lester's Colombia bachelor trip

(36:14) Six Flags Tickets!

(41:13) Remembering Nipsey Hussle

(42:37) Don't You Know I'm Local: Adult novelty candy recall news

(46:28) Chisme: Beauty queen's teeth fall out

(51:47) Worst Weekend: Greg's $220 dinner

(56:25) Money Moves: 75 cheap date spots list

(1:03:26) Studious Foo: Tacos are healthier than granola

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03/31/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🐻 LA Bear Madness & 😬 Pageant Chaos Mar 31, 2026

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🐻 “Don’t You Know I’m Local” questions why LA keeps showing up in full bear mode. 🍀 Kris Jenner somehow becomes a good luck charm in China, and it’s as random as it sounds. 🙏 A surprising story reveals Biggie spent his final night apologizing, showing a different side of the legend. 🎥 One viral moment proves making content can literally change your life overnight—this is your sign. 📞 The Homie Helpline gets tricky as Lester hides a Colombia bachelor party from his fiancée. 😬 And a Thailand beauty pageant goes viral for all the wrong reasons—from wild performances to teeth falling out on stage. 💰
CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS:
(00:02) Don’t You Know I’m Local: LA’s ongoing obsession with dressing like bears
(03:17) Chismation: Kris Jenner becomes a good luck symbol in China
(08:34) Petty Police: Biggie’s final night apology story
(11:48) Scrolling: Viral moment proves why you should make content
(15:28) Homie Helpline: Man hiding Colombia bachelor party from fiancée
(24:33) Chismation: Thailand beauty pageant goes viral for chaotic moments
(28:41) Money Moves: LA Times list of things to do in LA

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3/30/26 "Are You Trash? Because I Want to Take You Out" 🥀 | Brown Bag Mornings Mar 30, 2026

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The squad hits the Homie Helpline to help a shy future lawyer named Cameron find the "rizz" to talk to a security guard who gave up social media for Lent. They also roast Tiger Woods for flipping his Land Rover in Florida and debate why Jelly Roll was chosen to sing a country song for the official World Cup soundtrack.

[Edited by @iamdyre 📅]

Chapters

(00:00) Chivas!

(1:57) Petty Police: Chilli from TLC's "fat thumb" repost

(7:09) Scrolling: Getting "pressed like juice" in Newport

(9:49) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(13:01) Homie Helpline: Rizzing up Barney's Beanery guard

(42:46) Happy Holy Week!

(43:56) Six Flags Tickets!

(50:11) Don't You Know I'm Local: The $75 refillable Shohei Ohtani cup

(52:09) Chisme: Tiger Woods'' rollover crash and impairment

(56:27) Rap Sheet: Roasting the Jelly Roll World Cup song

(1:00:11) Studious Foo: Chat GPT ranks California as #1 for food

(1:03:55) Play Ball: Arnold Schwarzenegger's secret bodybuilding love child

(1:07:15) Money Moves: 12 tons of Kit Kats stolen in transit

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3/27/26 Pregnant and My Mom Won't Make Some Sandwiches! 🤰| Brown Bag Mornings Mar 27, 2026

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The crew stages an intervention for Melissa, whose mom is trying to hijack her baby shower guest list while complaining about the "exhausting" task of making ham sandwiches. Between the family drama, the crew roasts the Michigan woman who tried to gaslight a judge during a virtual hearing and investigates why Kim Kardashian is auctioning off her provocative "lawyer outfits" to fund legal services.

[Edited by @iamdyre ⚾]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Low rider license plate bill

(3:54) Chisme: Tiny responds to 50 Cent

(6:38) Rap Sheet: J Cole's tight jeans rejection

(9:55) Petty Police: Virtual court driving gaslighter

(14:01) Scrolling with the Homies: Chinese dogs "in heat"

(18:05) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:33) Homie Helpline: Melissa's stingy mom drama

(1:00:53) Don't You Know I'm Local: humans raising cubs in suits

(1:04:18) Chisme: Ray J's $6 million settlement

(1:06:52) Money Moves: Kim Kardashian

(1:10:42) Studious Foo: Cold weather heart disease risk

(1:12:28) Play Ball: Ohtani's $4,000 Seiko watch gifts

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03/27/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🎤 J. Cole x G-Unit?! & 🐻 Sad Bear Reality Mar 27, 2026

Show notes

🎤 The crew reacts to the idea that J. Cole could’ve been part of G-Unit and how different hip-hop might look today. ⚖️ A judge proves you can’t out-petty the system in a hilarious but brutal moment. 📱 We break down how fake “good news” stories keep going viral because people want something positive so bad. 📞 The Homie Helpline gets tense as Melissa considers uninviting her own mom from her baby shower. 🐻 “Don’t You Know I’m Local” delivers a surprisingly sad bear situation that hits the feels. 💰 And Kim K is being called generous… but let’s be real, who’s actually wearing that outfit?
CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS:
(00:00) Rapsheet: J. Cole almost joined G-Unit
(03:06) Petty Police: Judge shuts down petty behavior instantly
(07:12) Scrolling: Fake good news stories going viral
(11:15) Homie Helpline: Woman wants to uninvite mom from baby shower
(25:10) Don’t You Know I’m Local: Sad situation involving local bears
(28:34) Money Moves: Kim K’s wild outfit has people questioning everything

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03/26/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🤖 Whittier Robot Chaos & 😳 Shaq’s Wild DMs Mar 26, 2026

Show notes

🤖 “Don’t You Know I’m Local” takes us to Whittier, where the robots are apparently… not it. 😬 Things get awkward as Howie Mandel snaps during a tense moment, proving nobody likes being called old. 🎬 A mystery movie teaser has the crew hyped—especially since one of their own might be the star. 🌦️ Concrete Storm checks in with the weather before 📞 the Homie Helpline gets messy with a friend making a very bold weekend request. 😳 Shaq clears the air on his viral DMs, while 💰 Meta and YouTube might finally have to pay up. 🧠 Plus, a simple word that could actually help calm your anxiety.
CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS:
(00:00) Don’t You Know I’m Local: Whittier’s questionable robot situation
(04:42) Petty Police: Don’t call old people old—awkward TV moment
(08:05) Scrolling: New movie buzz and a surprise star in the room
(10:42) The Weather with Concrete Storm: Thursday March 26th forecast
(12:06) Homie Helpline: Friend makes a bold and messy relationship request
(20:50) Chismation: Shaq addresses viral DMs to Sabrina Carpenter
(25:27) Money Moves: Meta and YouTube facing major payouts
(29:29) Studious Foo: The one word that could ease anxiety

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3/26/26 Pikachu Evolved Into... a Threesome? 👀 | Brown Bag Mornings Mar 26, 2026

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The crew attempts to navigate a messy Homie Helpline where a friendship is evolving "like a Pokémon" into a threesome invitation, leading the crew to debate the rules of being a unicorn. Between the relationship drama, the squad roasts Shaq for his supposedly "AI-generated" leaked DMs to Sabrina Carpenter and investigates why Whittier is using "Wall-E" robots to scan for sidewalk cracks.

[Edited by @iamdyre 👁️]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Whittier's sidewalk scanning robots

(4:48) Chisme: Cardi B's booty reduction backpedal

(7:45) Petty Police: Howie Mandel's grumpy 70th birthday

(11:12) Scrolling: Concrete's 'Chairman' movie trailer debut

(13:48) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(15:13) Elysian Park W/ Greg!

(17:07) Homie Helpline: Tammy's friendship-to-threesome dilemma

(43:24) Elysian Park update

(53:40) Ye Tix!

(55:12) Chisme: Shaq's freaky Sabrina Carpenter DM's

(59:53) Don't You Know I'm Local: Greg @ Elysian Park

(1:02:30) Money Moves: app addiction

(1:06:31) Studious Foo: texting "okie" to calm anxiety

(1:09:41) Play Ball: Luka breaks Kobe's Laker records

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03/25/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🤡 The Rock Gets Roasted & 🐀 Sewer Rat Chaos Mar 25, 2026

Show notes

🐀 Things get real local as sewer rats make headlines and have people shook. 🤡 The Rock goes from superstar to meme real quick after the internet tears into his Moana look. 🐕 PETA gets petty with Young Thug, sparking reactions across socials. 🍺 Greg goes OFF with a wild take about women drinking beer that has everyone arguing. 📞 The Homie Helpline tackles a dad stressed about his daughter turning up in Rosarito, plus 🤠 Hannah Montana fans finally get their drink—and immediately regret it. 🎤 J. Cole opens up about “Like That,” while 👴 older folks are out here living like kids again.

CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS:
(00:00) Don’t You Know I’m Local: Sewer rats causing chaos in the streets
(04:04) Chismation: The Rock gets roasted over viral Moana look
(08:13) Petty Police: PETA calls out Young Thug in petty fashion
(11:42) Scrolling: Greg’s wild take on women drinking beer sparks debate
(16:36) Homie Helpline: Dad worried about daughter partying in Rosarito
(24:34) Chismation: Hannah Montana drink leaves fans disappointed
(27:41) Rapsheet: J. Cole reacts to “Like That” moment
(35:22) Studious Foo: Older generation embracing kid-like trends

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