Brown Bag Mornings

Latest Episodes:

06/05/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🐸 DOJA CAT’S ELON DISS & ✂️ THE ARTS AND CRAFTS SCANDAL Jun 05, 2026

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The squad is losing it after Doja Cat called Elon Musk a "frog-build looking Ewok" in a viral outcry to get her audio posts back on X. 🐸📱 We dive into a spicy Homie Helpline for Jerry, whose girlfriend admitted to a full-blown "arts and crafts" experiment with a homegirl who is still very much in the friend group. ✂️👯 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are sounding the alarm on a massive worker strike at SoFi Stadium that could completely derail the World Cup kickoff next week! ⚽️🪧 Latto finally addresses those messy marriage rumors surrounding 21 Savage, while the crew investigates the unholy alliance of IHOP and Applebee’s opening a dual-branded "pancake burger" heaven in Inglewood. 🥞🍔 Between "Man of War" chest disses and Gabriel’s wild "take advantage" advice from West Hollywood, the crew is keeping it a hundred for your Friday! 💨🔥

[Edited by @iamdyre ✈️]

Chapters

(00:00) Petty Police

(3:31) Homie Helpline

(23:37) Don't You Know I'm Local

(25:17) Chisme

(27:57) Money Moves

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6/4/26 | Should She Expose Him At Graduation?! 👀🎓💀 | Brown Bag Mornings Jun 04, 2026

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Description:
Alyssa discovers her boyfriend of five years has been cheating and now plans to expose him with screenshots hidden inside his graduation slideshow while live-streaming the fallout on TikTok. The Brown Bag crew also gets into 50 Cent addressing Diddy drama, a news crew allegedly stealing their style, World Cup scams, Latto's comments on Cardi B and Ice Spice, and FIFA's latest rule changes.
Chapters:
(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local
(04:59) Chismation
(07:32) Petty Police
(13:01) Scrolling
(16:13) The Weather with Concrete Storm
(17:38) Homie Helpline
(52:13) Finish The Lyric for Snoop Tickets
(57:40) Always on Time? What is Ja Rule Talking About?
(58:59) Don't You Know I'm Local
(63:25) Chismation
(67:07) Rap Sheet
(71:35) How To Hug A Kitty
(75:11) Sports

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06/04/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🎓 Graduation Party Revenge Jun 04, 2026

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Description / Show Notes:
Brown Bag starts local with NERDS making moves in the community 🎉 Then Petty Police dives into a viral situation that has everyone united in hating one woman 😾🚨 Alyssa's Homie Helpline gets completely out of control when she reveals her plan to expose her cheating boyfriend during his graduation party... with receipts, screenshots, and a livestream 😳📱 Chismation breaks down Latto's comments on Cardi B and Ice Spice 🎤 Finally, Studious Foo teaches everyone the proper way to hug their kitty on this very important day 🐱❤️

Chapters / Timestamps:
(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local
(05:02) Petty Police
(10:31) Homie Helpline
(23:29) Chismation
(27:11) Studious Foo

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6/3/26 I Knew It Was Mine, But I Was Shy... 🍼 | Brown Bag Mornings Jun 03, 2026

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The squad navigates a heavy Homie Helpline for "Shy Mike," who abandoned his daughter 19 years ago and is now "stutter-stepping" around whether to reach out during his divorce. Between the family drama, the crew roasts Dame Dash for claiming Jay-Z has "cinnamon and doodoo" breath and investigates a Mr. Beast challenge winner caught with 261 kilos of marijuana.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🤷‍♂️]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:39) Chisme

(7:03) Movie Talk

(10:19) Petty Police

(13:34) Scrolling

(16:50) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:11) Homie Helpline

(50:03) Chisme

(52:57) Love Island

(57:29) Money Moves

(1:01:19) Studious Foo

(1:04:54) Play Ball

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06/03/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🎬 JLO’S CO-STAR CURSE & 🌿 MR. BEAST’S SECRET SHIPMENT Jun 03, 2026

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The squad is dissecting JLo's latest denial about her co-star romance rumors, but her track record of dating her leading men has the crew feeling skeptical. 🎬💍 We also tackle the wild viral story of a Mr. Beast challenge winner getting busted by the feds with 261 kilos of green in Paraguay. 🌿✈️ Things get emotional on the Homie Helpline as Mike struggles with whether to contact the 18-year-old daughter he abandoned during his 15-year marriage. 👶💔 Callers weigh in with their own experiences of "deadbeat" parents trying to come back once the kids are grown. 📱⚖️ Finally, we find out how Vic plans to be the stingiest millionaire ever if he wins the $5 million Door Dash World Cup giveaway. ☕💸

[Edited by @iamdyre 🤷‍♂️]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(3:25) Scrolling

(6:39) Homie Helpline

(18:39) Money Moves

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6/2/26 The Breakup Tea 🍵 | Brown Bag Mornings Jun 02, 2026

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[Full Episode] The squad attempts a spiritual intervention for Carla after she was served "breakup tea" by a mother-in-law she suspects is a witch, leading to terrifying listener stories about scorpions popping out of bodies and blood oaths. Between the brujeria drama, the crew roasts Sauce Walka for threatening to "smoke" Drake on a leaked call and breaks down Steph Curry’s massive $1.1 billion move to a Chinese shoe brand.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🦂]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:09) Chisme

(6:48) Rap Sheet

(8:18) Petty Police

(14:07) Scrolling

(17:54) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(20:23) Homie Helpline

(1:00:20) Don't You Know I'm Local

(1:07:25) Chisme

(1:11:56) Rap Sheet

(1:14:12) Studious Foo

(1:17:49) Play Ball

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06/02/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🔫 SAUCE WALKA’S DRAKE HIT & 🦂 THE SCORPION WITCH REVEAL Jun 02, 2026

Show notes

The squad investigates the viral phone call where Texas rapper Sauce Walka allegedly threatens to "smoke" Drake for sleeping with his baby mama. The Homie Helpline reaches peak levels of "scary" as Carla suspects her boyfriend’s mom is a witch after a "special tea" made her sick, leading to insane stories of blood oaths and scorpions popping out of a woman's body. Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re roasting the "dot cake" trend that is just white people rebranding our childhood cortadillos because we have "bad marketing". Chisme with Angie reveals Vic’s lowrider "date" with F1 star Lewis Hamilton, who was recently spotted on a "cutesy" bike ride with Kim Kardashian. Finally, we celebrate National Rotisserie Chicken Day with a "lazy hack" and some "spit roast" jokes that had the whole studio losing it.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🦂]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(3:40) Scrolling

(7:27) Homie Helpline

(29:22) Chisme

(34:03) Studious Foo

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6/1/26 The $300 Soul Snatcher 👻 | Brown Bag Mornings Jun 01, 2026

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The squad helps a homie who dropped 90 pounds after a suspected "brujeria" curse while investigating why US Soccer used Diego Luna as their poster boy only to leave him off the World Cup roster. We also break down Jay-Z’s savage Roots Picnic freestyle aimed at Drake and debate if Pete Davidson is sending a "bat signal" to Kim Kardashian by over-praising her acting.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🎩]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:17) Chisme

(5:53) Rap Sheet

(8:48) Petty Police

(13:00) Scrolling

(15:24) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(18:11) Homie Helpline

(49:50) Snoop Dogg Tix!

(55:00) Monday Mashup

(56:35) Don't You Know I'm Local

(1:02:02) Chisme

(1:05:02) Rap Sheet

(1:10:37) Studious Foo

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06/01/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🕯️ THE $300 BLOOD OATH & ⚽ DIEGO LUNA’S WORLD CUP BETRAYAL Jun 01, 2026

Show notes

Things reach a peak level of weird as we help Martin, who is convinced his sudden medical issues are actually a brujo spell cast by a hookup he did dirty. 🕯️😱 Callers flood the lines with wild stories of drinking blood offerings, "Olympia" readings, and ex-baby mamas who literally suck the soul out of you!!!Also, Los Angeles leading the nation in mailman dog attacks—manage your pups or the USPS will suspend your whole block’s mail! 📮🐕 The Petty Police call out the USA soccer team for using Diego Luna to market to Latinos only to leave him home during the World Cup. ⚽📉 Finally, we’re dissecting Pete Davidson’s "superhuman" praise for Kim Kardashian’s acting and debating if it’s a sarcastic joke or a desperate "bat signal" to get her back. 🎬🍰

[Edited by @iamdyre 🎩]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:09) Petty Police

(7:20) Homie Helpline

(26:45) Chisme

Experience the Culture: Catch Brown Bag Mornings and the rest of the network 24/7 on the Amplified Voices TV app: amplifiedvoices.com/podcast-brown-bag/

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5/29/26 In Front of His Sack... ? ⚽ | Brown Bag Mornings May 29, 2026

Show notes

The squad attempts an intervention for Janessa, who had to use ChatGPT to write a Spanish confrontation script for her "monster-in-law" after years of being called fat and told her marriage wasn't real. Between the family drama, the crew roasts Khloe Kardashian for legally "owning" Tristan Thompson’s embryos and forcing him into a vasectomy to finally end the baby mama cycle.

[Edited by @iamdyre ✂️]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:07) Chisme

(5:12) Rap Sheet

(7:37) Petty Police

(11:13) Scrolling

(14:48) The Weather

(16:09) Homie Helpline

(47:45) Disneyland Tix

(50:27) Don't You Know I'm Local

(56:02) Chisme

(59:45) Studious Foo

(1:02:45) Play Ball

Experience the Culture: Catch Brown Bag Mornings and the rest of the network 24/7 on the Amplified Voices TV app: amplifiedvoices.com/podcast-brown-bag/

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