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We are changing the show. [NOT CLICKBAIT] Jun 11, 2023

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Welcome to The Crunch Catholic Podcast! Join us for a side-splitting journey through the lighter side of Catholicism. In this episode, we embark on a hilarious adventure to Chicago, where we'll share rib-tickling tales from the Windy City. But that's not all! We'll also dive into unexpected topics like the blazing wildfires in Canada, offering a comedic spin on current events. Prepare to be in stitches as we tackle everyday topics like shampoo, revealing the holy hilarity hidden in your shower routine. And if that wasn't enough, we'll even bring the house down with anecdotes about the unique quirks of purchasing a new home. Whether you're a devout Catholic or simply a lover of laughter, this podcast promises to keep you entertained, uplifted, and giggling your way to heavenly bliss. Tune in to The Crunch Catholic Podcast for a divine dose of comedy that transcends faith boundaries. Laugh out loud with us and let the good holy times roll!

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We answered your most cringe dating questions... Jun 04, 2023

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Tons of good stuff in this here episode. A dating corner extravaganza! Long distance, alcohol, cohabitation, deceit, physical touch, and more! If you have a dating question of your own, submit it in our discord community at https://bit.ly/crunchdiscord OR email patrick@thecrunchcast.com.

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We solved the liturgy debate once and for all May 28, 2023

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This week, Patrick talks about how he hung out with people who thought he was a different podcaster, Ethan talks about how he shot guns at a gun range and at 27:08 we did a nice interview with Isaac from Decided Excellence where we talk a little bit about Parish life.

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Brett Cooper is wrong about porn May 21, 2023

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We start talking about Brett's comments on p0rn on the Iced Coffee Hour at 22:42.

We start off the show with some gags about graduation, feet, and Patrick's various icks. The bulk of the show is spent discussing some comments made by Brett that we disagreed with. Ultimately, we love that she is a public figure standing up against the evil of p*rn, but we just wish she could have articulated the ~why~ a bit better. Hope you enjoy!

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We Ranked Every Cereal Mascot May 14, 2023

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We ranked as many cereal mascots as we could get our hands on, including "Chef Wendell," "Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch," and "Crazy Craving." Check it out and share with a friend!

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Quantum Mononucleosis May 07, 2023

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Have you heard about this Epstein thing? Anyone else hate the dentist? How about those celebrity Catholics, huh? This week in Dr. Ethan's Dating Corner: a problem that Dr. Ethan has never before encountered...

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Christian Art: The Good, the Bad, and the Kanye Apr 30, 2023

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Patrick takes a shot, old TV commercials, John Mulaney vs. Bo Burnham, and the three tiers of good Christian art. Ethan flies off the handle in Dr. Ethan's dating corner.

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The Real Story Behind Peter Pan... Apr 23, 2023

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Patrick and I make some serious allegations regarding the "boy wonder", namely the Petrine Pan. Let us know in the comments if you agree. Ratatouille is also mentioned, along with Patrick's yearnings for a garden.

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William of Ockham Was a Drag Queen Apr 16, 2023

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You heard me right folks. I'm going after the philosophers now. Patrick joins a yacht club, we fight about Chuck E. Cheese, talk about Disney adults, then we segue into a topic about the Mario movie and people's flawed expectations of media. Finally, a critique of the Marxism inherent in the transgender movement. Hope you enjoy!

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This controversial book convinced us...but we might get cancelled Apr 09, 2023

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I read a book! An entire one this time. A classic work of western literature, that we now bring to light from a Catholic perspective. Patrick is settling in down in Florida, and the Triduum is WACK when you have your first kid. DEDC: we have no mercy on a poor 30 year old man.

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