Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Latest Episodes:

Phone Tap: Big Rick's Buffet Ban Jul 29, 2026

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Today’s Phone Tap Victim goes to the same buffet restaurant every Sunday morning with his family, so today Jose's calling to BAN him for life for some EGREGIOUS line-cutting behavior!

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Phone Tap: Barnaby Wild & the Lost Water Bottle Jul 28, 2026

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Today’s Phone Tap victim lost her water bottle at the airport and we have good news: We found it! But she’ll need to pay our storage fees first…

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Phone Tap: Steady Eddy's Motel Oysters Jul 27, 2026

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The guy we’re Phone Tapping today claims his job working the front desk at a motel is dreadfully BORING. So we’re hoping to change that with some of the most outrageous room requests he’s ever dealt with!

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Phone Tap: Wiper Blade Ripoff Jul 24, 2026

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is very skeptical of car mechanics and NEVER wants to get ripped off or overcharged. So today we’re calling to do EXACTLY THAT.

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Phone Tap: Bundle Your Grave Jul 23, 2026

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Everything is better when bundled right? Phone and internet, burger and fries… but what about your eternal resting place? We’ll put it to the test in your Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap: Hate A Date Jul 22, 2026

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In your Phone Tap, we created a new system so no dater ever gets ghosted again! It's so good, it might even replace our Second Date Updates!

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Phone Tap: Simp Gets Vibe Checked Jul 21, 2026

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The character Brooke is channeling in today’s Phone Tap is so off putting, it almost made us LOSE our LUNCH when we first heard it.

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Phone Tap: Benjamin's Birthday For One Jul 20, 2026

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Today’s Phone Tap victim HATES being uncomfortable so we’re calling her restaurant and making one of the cringiest and awkward dinner reservations she’ll ever experience!

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Phone Tap: Give Me A Baby Jul 17, 2026

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In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a soon-to-be first time father to see if he’s game for being a soon-to-be two-time dad if you know what we mean…

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Phone Tap: 2 Jobs 1 Rep Jul 16, 2026

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Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to make a return over the phone, but our customer services reps are overworked, and over stressed so she’s gonna have to deal with the multitask-KING!

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