Bit Season

Bit Season, Episode 152: Rhubarb Crush Nov 14, 2024

Bit Season, Episode 151: Christmas Khaki Contest Nov 07, 2024

Bit Season, Episode 150: Jeffy Poo Oct 31, 2024

Bit Season, Episode 149: Give It Back Oct 24, 2024

Bit Season, Episode 148: Junkies Discord Oct 18, 2024

Bit Season, Episode 147: Sea Leg Oct 10, 2024

Bit Season, Episode 146: Paul Finebaum's Son Oct 03, 2024

Bit Season, Episode 145: Set Your Marriage Lineup Sep 26, 2024

Bit Season, Episode 144: Ring Talk Sep 19, 2024

Bit Season, Episode 143: Quad Box Sep 13, 2024

It's a Friday edition of Bit Season. Valdez is furious he canceled a vacation for football season while EB and Maher are out in the same week. Drab has a new cable service. Plus, Valdez gets cornered by Cakes for a one-sided bet.

Bit Season, Episode 142: I Can't Hear You When You Interrupt Me Sep 05, 2024

Valdez theorizes that the Crab Kickoff is slowly turning into the Christmas Show. Is EB slow-playing hosting donks from Tampa? Rickness ensues after a JP comment about booking Jon Sciambi. Plus, Lurch "The Miz" was unhappy with his Nashville trip.

Bit Season, Episode 141: JP Is The Best...Cart This Up Aug 29, 2024

This episode we try to figure out how to harness EB's Venmo fetish. Valdez official diagnosis of Lurch is "agoraphobia." We analyze the Junks involvement in their academic pursuits. And, does size matter for your TV?

Bit Season, Episode 140: Tap on the Shoulder Aug 22, 2024

Bit Season, Episode 139: Beating Off With Dead Grandma Aug 15, 2024

In today's episode, Drab gives a a full recap of his trips to Ocean City and Lanecaster. Valdez claims Drab ruined his OC reputation. We give our tilts of the week and talk about the Junks discussion on ghosts.

Bit Season, Episode 138: Ursula's DD's Aug 01, 2024

Valdez comments on Lurch's stressless travel to Pebble Beach. Drab finally has his kid vacation planned for next week. We got an awesome message from two Bitties getting married. Plus, Valdez was shocked to hear Drab hasn't seen Rounders and a bunch of other popular movies.

Bit Season, Episode 137: Gay Pajamas Jul 25, 2024

Francis on Open Line Thursday stole the show and Drab and Valdez recap her hour long appearance. Plus, Drab is interested in becoming a pajama guy.

Bit Season, Episode 136: That's Her Department Jul 18, 2024

D Woodz comes in studio with Matt and Matt before he leaves for Atlanta. Valdez is a wuss about being in a coffin. We talk about Cakes being in the crosshairs of joaning from his stinky drain and bats nest. We also talk about how absurd it would be if JP leaves his family at home and vacations without them.

Bit Season, Episode 135: Shaboozey Defense Jul 11, 2024

Drab and Valdez stick to their guns about everyone knowing who "Shaboozey" is. They dislike how JP changed the question to slant the results in his favor. We talk about Kelsie's "boredom" label on JP and the discussion of the Junks not seeking out adventure. Plus D Woodz is heading to A-Town.

Bit Season, Episode 133: Tony P in DC interview Jun 27, 2024

Social media superstar Tony P joins Drab and Valdez in studio for Bit Season.

Bit Season, Episode 133: Girl Code Jun 27, 2024

Drab and Valdez chat about the Junks not knowing about the Louve and Sphinx as well as the Empire State Building being the #1 Landmark. Plus, "Girl Code" and the guy getting caught cheating on a plane.

Bit Season, Episode 132: Mr. Roger Jun 20, 2024

Drab and Valdez discuss having a day off mid week and EB's jealousy of people who work from home. Sick Valdez is back and now suffers from a cyst on his foot. The newest fashion is super short shorts. Kelsie Flaim's viral moment and financial transparency. Plus, handyman Roger the Engineer is fixing Drab's shower.

Bit Season, Episode 131: Pasadena Flu Jun 13, 2024

Drab and Valdez discuss how golf has taken over the Junks during U.S. Open week. We crush Blue Shorts for his call promoting IDM on the show. Valdez is tilted by JP taking shots at Uber Eats drivers. Plus, Kevin Hart, Druski and Kai Cenet are making sleepovers popular with adults.

Bit Season, Episode 130: Mr. Gringo Jun 06, 2024

Bit Season is back! Valdez is back from his 10th vacation this year. Valdez talks about his golf trip and confesses to Drab he did gummies. Drab calls Valdez a liar about making his own tortilla chips in prep for their salsa challenge. Plus drab explains his anti shorts stanceand the awkward Brian Keefe interview.

Bit Season, Episode 129: Pizza Face May 16, 2024

Valdez is back from his trip to Kiawah and explains why he's interested in weed gummies for sleep. Drab explains his hard stance on missing work for childbirth and graduations. Plus, the Soda King weighs in on free refills.

Bit Season, Episode 128: B your L May 02, 2024

Drab is curious as to why Valdez upcoming vacation gets more attention than his international travel. Plus, could Drab and Valdez be back in the horse racing industry? Drab has the bug to own a thoroughbred. We talk about Lurch's weird dream and Valdez's condom conspiracy theory.

Bit Season, Episode 127: Post Vacation Blues Apr 25, 2024

Drab is back from his vacation to Spain and has become very introspective. Drab tries to figure out how he can learn to take risks in his life and finally realizes why Valdez wants to do a mid-life retirement. We explain why Capitals Survivor was a weird segment and Valdez notices the Junks poking holes in every study that comes up on the show.

Bit Season, Episode 126: Intellectual Curiosity Apr 11, 2024

We start the show talking about the death of OJ Simpson. Drab shames Valdez for using the word "iconic" to describe him. Drab thinks Valdez is jealous of Barstool's content. We are amazed by the Junks lack of curiousity after Monday's eclipse. Plus, Lunchables are being pulled from schools.

Bit Season, Episode 125: From Geek to Chic Apr 04, 2024

On today's episode we talk about measuring everyone's nose to figure penis size. We are determined to make Cakes wear a wig for an entire year and how to do a big reveal. Drab shows Awadd how to properly do a cart wheel. We respond to a WFAN radio fight. Plus, what kind of April Fool's prank could we pull on the Junks?

Bit Season, Episode 124: Never Have I Ever Mar 28, 2024

Valdez chronicles his Zach Bryan experience and hitting the town on a Monday night. Listen to why he was so grossed out. Drab apologizes for grilling JP whle on his vacation. Plus a racy Reddit post regarding a couple's threesome has the internet debating who's to blame.

Bit Season, Episode 123: I Could Feel It In My Ass Cheeks Mar 21, 2024

Bit Season on a March Madness opening day!....Drab is infatuated with the Ohtani betting scandal. We recap the Road House appearance and our gift from a listener. We discuss if the new Bond is too ugly to be 007. Plus, Cakes partying with his son and not knowing much about Kurth's Match Day.

Bit Season, Episode 122: Game Night Mar 14, 2024

Valdez and Drab discuss why people are spending $2,500 a year dining out. Valdez makes a plea to bring back the Dinner Party and Game Nights while Drab yearns to be social. Plus Titanic 2.0 will set sail soon....Would you board the "unsinkable" ship?

Bit Season, Episode 121: Shaky Lips Mar 07, 2024

Valdez and D Woodz host Episode 121 of Bit Season with Drab having to hustle home to take care of his sick wife. We discuss EB and Drab fighting with each another. We call Drab after analyzing two days of bickering. Valdez has become the boob guy and has his list picked apart by IDM. Plus, Miami is canceling Spring Break.

Bit Season, Episode 120: Cage the Elephantiasis Feb 29, 2024

Drab and Valdez are getting to work conscructing their pervy list EB wanted. We talk about EB's "recent" love of trucks and his weird pitch during his EP read. Valdez has an elaborate boys weekend in his mind for Ocean's Calling. Plus, fast food surge pricing and the psychology behind Cakes' Happy Meal.

Bit Season, Episode 119: Big Nattys Feb 22, 2024

Valdez takes his medicine about being wrong on the Ravens. We are excited about what's next for the $10 to 10K Challenge. We discuss Cakes and his big lunches and his love for Sydney Sweeney. Drab is intrigued by Love is Blind and JP's need to make everything a competition.

Bit Season, Episode 118: Ice Cream Man Feb 15, 2024

Drab starts the show with a depressing hypothetical that makes the guys feel worthless. We feel bad for Maher and his house being infested with mice....But not as bad as the Junks getting picture shamed with their photo with Paul Rabil. Drab also claims to be an expert kick.

Bit Season, Episode 117: Blood Brothers Feb 08, 2024

Drab gives Valdez grief about hemorrhoid complaining and EB's fascination with butt Giving Toby Keith a proper eulogy. Former producer Bret calls in from Greenville, NC. Plus, our "Tilts of the Week."

Bit Season, Episode 116: Signing Boobies Feb 02, 2024

Drab and Valdez talk about pushing the Junks buttons on Twitter after the Ravens loss to the Chiefs. Bit Season will being doing a lot of heavy lifting during 106.7 vs. Team 980 night. Plus, EB and JP look awful in Thursday's promo picture posted to to the show's social media.

Bit Season, Episode 115: Jesse Jane....American Actress Jan 25, 2024

Valdez and Drab eulogize actress Jesse Jane. We recap Cakes taking another one fo the team and trying Zyn on air. Plus, EB fascination with sales at TJ Maxx and Marshalls but aversion to chain restaurants baffles everyone.

Bit Season, Episode 114: I Would Just Keep Talkin' Sports Jan 18, 2024

Drab gives an update on his twins' potty training. Does Cakes worship Satan? We break down the Sports Talk fight between Lurch and Ron. Plus, this phsyical trait is common amongst psychopaths.

Bit Season, Episode 113: Onion Powder Jan 11, 2024

Drab's discussion on losing $2,000 and not hedging the Huskies. We get an update on the airbags in Drab's car. Valdez is doing dry January and supplementing his boredom with lamb roasts. Plus, who is the least fashionable Junkie?

Bit Season, Episode 112: Boobs Up Jan 04, 2024

Happy New Year(s) from Valdez and Drab! Drab tries to explain his resolution to read more books. Valdez describes his "Sloppy Gatsby" dream New Year's Eve Party. Plus, we talk about overrated and underrated vacation spots.

Bit Season, Episode 111: The Most Unrelatable Topic in The History of Bit Season Dec 29, 2023

Another special Friday edition of Bit Season. Drab is back for his one day work week. We talk about our sickly Christmas and Valdez losing to Cakes in Jeopardy!. Valdez tells Drab about the surprising gift he receieved on Christmas. Plus, what we are focused on for the Junks in 2024.

Bit Season, Episode 110: D Sized Batteries Dec 22, 2023

Bit Season is hosting with Richmond John and Michael Maher in studio after the annual drinking show. We talk about Drab's fight with EB earlier this week. Plus, the highs and lows of the drinking show. What went well....What went poorly. Happy Holiday!

Bit Season, Episode 109: Johnny Hopkins Dec 14, 2023

Drab is back from his trip to the Carolinas. We outline how Ted Leonsis should have done his deal with Potomac Yard. Drab craves hitting the town after his night of bar hopping with his family. Southwest Airlines is becoming "Fat Friendly." Plus, Porn Hub gives out their top searches by state in 2023.

Bit Season, Episode 108: Hole Wanted Dec 07, 2023

Drab shares why he disrespects the Beatles. Valdez is paranoid about his job security and future with the show. Has Michael Maher earned his way into the "inner circle?" Plus, a shocking twist and addition for Bit Season is discussed amongst the boys and first-time, long-time caller Awadd.

Bit Season, Episode 107: Hippie Pie Nov 30, 2023

Valdez and Drab welcome you back after a Thanksgiving break. Listen to the guys' describe their Turkey Days and find out why Drab's dessert was so disappointing. We talk about Cakes and his Owl day, Lurch and the future of the Junkies Parlay. Plus, our rendition of "Audacy Wrapped."

Bit Season, Episode 106: Freshman Rumble Nov 16, 2023

Drab narrowly escapes an ass-smacking. JP is on to something with being too old to discover new music and go to concerts. Plus, Drab claims Valdez is milking his knee injury and Drab kicking his soda addiction.

Bit Season, Episode 105: Double or Nothing Nov 09, 2023

Valdez and Drab discuss how tacky and gaudy lights are making a Christmas comeback. We also go into detail about the potential spanking for Drab if the Seahawks lose.

Bit Season, Episode 104: I Handcuffed Your Running Back and Your Wife Nov 02, 2023

In today's episode, Valdez mourns the loss of Chandler Bing and discovers Friends is a chick show. We recap Halloween and re-visit the sexy story of a friend offering his wife for a one-sided Fantasy Football trade.

Bit Season, Episode 103: Queer Eye is My Sports Oct 26, 2023

Drab shares how annoyed he is with EB and Valdez's commercial break golf talk. EB's speeding is alarming. Drab is a secret "Queer Eye" fan and feels compelled to rank his favorite Fab 5 after meeting Karamo. Plus, we talk about Awadd's call in and if he can take the "Bruce the Hugger" call-in role moving forward.

Bit Season, Episode 102: Re-Loaded Oct 19, 2023

This episode of Bit Season was recorded in the side Production Studio. Valdez and Drab talked about "Small Penis Fall" and if women are just as raunchy as men. We react to EB wearing his wife's pants to work. Also, Drab calls Taylor Swift "emotionally immature."

Bit Season, Episode 101: No A.M.? Oct 12, 2023

Sorry for the tech issue, but only the first 2 minutes are missing. Strange. We talk about Jon DePompa's failed Dave Richard zing and EB calling him out. Could this Holiday Show involve weed/gummies? Plus, a sad update on show legend, Bruce the Hugger.

Bit Season, Episode 100: Preferred Vendors Oct 05, 2023

Happy 100th Episode!...Drab and Valdez celebrate their 2+ year run of Bit Season. We recap a charity event appearance and discover an untapped side hustle market. There's discussion about Larry aka LTC and where he fits within the Junks show. And why do the Junkies hate radio rants so much?

Bit Season, Episode 99: Welding Pipes Sep 28, 2023

Drab and Valdez talk for 50 minutes about recess and playing as kids. Drab tells a story about how he had to use the emergency eye wash machine. EB was a in crabby mood this morning and Blue Shorts working in construction.

Bit Season, Episode 98: Oppenheimer Comeback Sep 21, 2023

We are back after Valdez's 100th vacation this year. This episode was recorded Wednesday before the Nats game and Cakes hops on the mic for a segment. Apologies for the audio, we did our best to boost/fix it. Valdez and Drab talk about the hot Lauren Boebert video and Roger being Exhibit A for Nerds making the best husbands. Plus the Circa pool generating Producer AD's and we give advice for Awadd's radio war.

Bit Season, Episode 97: 4.5th Junkie Sep 07, 2023

Valdez and Drab record the show post 3rd Annual Crab Kickoff. Drab talks about getting recognized at inopportune times with his kids. Valdez and Drab talk about Labor Day Pool Day. We eulogize Jimmy Buffett and debate who will be the next Beach Rock sensation. Plus, Listen to a new segment at the end of the show.

Bit Season, Episode 96: Hit the Showers Aug 31, 2023

On today's episode we talk about EB vs. Frederick and how it started a loosey-goosey Open Line Thursday. We discuss the art of seduction and how titillating our "Disturbia" scenario at work is. Plus, we are offended by the Junks claiming shower time is the best time for personal fun time.

Bit Season, Episode 95: Bean Counters Aug 24, 2023

In this episode of Bit Season, we explain what the hell is going on with the Junkies Podcasting. Drab is jealous of Valdez's big score at MGM while Valdez is jealous of Drab's calves. Plus, Why didn't Valdez get more joaning for being the only one who missed out on the parlay?

Bit Season, Episode 94: Worker Bees Aug 17, 2023

Bit Season welcomes long-time Junks/Bit Season P1 D Woods in studio. D has questions for Matt and Matt regarding the Junks and producing. We talk about EB and Cakes joining the same Country Club. Drab explains his obsession with entrepreneurs. Plus, D Woods tells us how he defends our honor.

Bit Season, Episode 93: Have You Seen This? Aug 10, 2023

Valdez and Drab honor DJ Casper by talking Cha Cha Slide and wedding songs. Producer Cameo's are back!...We give an update on the Junks Survivor pool. Plus, Matt and Matt dislike the Junkies new segment "Have you seen this?"

Bit Season, Episode 92: Rhubarb Pie Aug 03, 2023

Drab and Valdez talk about their birthdays and love of Ice Cream Cake. The Junks have an obsession about bear stories....And we find out Drab is an aficionado of fictional bears. Plus, growing up cutting the grass as a kid.

Bit Season, Episode 91: Smoking Hottie Jul 27, 2023

In this episode we discuss Awadd and Mrs. Bickel's call-ins to the Junks. Valdez invites listeners on his Eric Church party bus. Plus, we reminisce on some of the worst date we've had in the past.

Bit Season, Episode 90: Country Club Chic Jul 21, 2023

Valdez and Drab recap the Burgundy and Sold party at the Bullpen. Drab tells Valdez he was dressed like a 63-year-old man. We explain why EB is a fake country fan and Valdez tells people to stop singing at concerts. Plus, trying to explain the NPC craze and Lurch and JP stealing from Homewood Suites.

Bit Season, Episode 89: I'm Also Drunk Jul 13, 2023

Welcome back, Bitties! Matt and Matt are back from their sabbaticals for a brand new episode. Drab goes in depth about his "vacation" and why his wife felt compelled to journal her feelings afterwards. Plus, there's an update on the future of Bit Season and Valdez explains what would have made the Real Cheesburger Challenge epic.

Bit Season, Episode 88: Junekies Jun 08, 2023

In this episode of Bit Season, we have an announcement regarding summer vacations. Drab lightly endorses Valdez's attempt to hold each other accountable on their fitness journies. Valdez touched a nerve with Drabby after a comment on his time management. We talk about Blue Shorts and his 12 minute IDM promo and the upcoming Purple Heart Open.

Bit Season, Episode 87: May 27th, 2024 Jun 01, 2023

Valdez claims he will focus online content primarly to Instagram. Drab doesn't understand the "Murph" phenomenon and pulls back to curtain on his bodily insecurities. Plus, Al Pacino becomes a father at 83-years-old.

Bit Season, Episode 86: Creative Director of Media Operations May 25, 2023

In this episode of Bit Season, Drab declares his love of high school baseball. Valdez grosses out Drab with his poison ivy. Drab and Valdez also preview their day out together at the LIV Tournament and daydream about a new career working for Greg Norman. After the break, we address the twitter beef between JP and Drab.

Bit Season, Episode 85: Maybe D Smith May 18, 2023

Valdez calls out Drab for hijacking his Nuru Massage fetish. Is EB on track for dentures? Drab thinks he transforms in Rico Suave whenever he goes to the dentist. Plus, We talk about Pat McAfee's move to ESPN and our Tilts of the Week.

Bit Season, Episode 84: Italian Beef May 11, 2023

Matt and Matt recap EB's last tailgate and the end to the Marist season. We noticed someone was particularly quiet during the recap. Plus, Cakes' enormous tree needs to be cut down. Listen to us trick him into getting it removed. "Extreme Showers" are all the rage with millenials. Drab aka "Shower King" pioneered the trend.

Bit Season, Episode 83: Quesadilla Gut May 04, 2023

May the Fourth Be With You! Drab is sad he didn't get his late breakfast from Valdez this week. Valdez details his morning routine and Drab is stunned he does everything naked. We recap Bit Season spending a week on OnlyFans Twitter. Plus, we talk about Mintzy being fired from Barstool

Bit Season, Episode 82: Farm Girl (Unedited) Apr 27, 2023

In this episode of Bit Season, We talk about the week of fights on the Junkies. We get into EB's blowup at the producers on Thursday. Big John annoying Lurch on Friday. Plus, Old Lady Sara ripping on the Junks. We interview Skye Marie, the Farm Girl who Drab mentioned this week. BE AWARE: Today's show is unedited and contains foul language. Enjoy!

Bit Season, Episode 81: Junkies Venmo Jar Apr 20, 2023

Drab has a bone to pick with Valdez to start the show. We talk about how the Junks handled the Brian Davis interview. Vinny and Joe's ball-busting segment. Do the Junks need to give Awadd more respect and promotion?

Bit Season, Episode 80: Pass The Hat Apr 13, 2023

Valdez thinks the Junkies Parlay is losing steam. How can we pump some juice back into it? EB acting out of character and singing Hotel California at a Karaoke Bar. Where's the bully Bickel we've grown to love? Plus, HBO's rebranding and learn what it takes to be Drab and Valdez's friends.

Bit Season, Episode 79: You Know What The Winner Gets? Apr 06, 2023

On this episode of Bit Season, we invite Mike Maher to hang out and be third mic. Drab's parents want to take a family vacation to Hilton Head. Valdez makes Drab out to be the show's party pooper for putting the breaks on the Junkies Panty Contest.

Bit Season, Episode 78: No Info Wars Mar 30, 2023

In this episode of Bit Season, Drab and Valdez reveal the reason why the Stallion is no longer 3rd mic. We talk about the large increase in drunk callers to the Junks. Plus, we remember Blue Shorts and his many contributions to the Junks and radio station.

Bit Season, Episode 77: 3rd Mic Casting Couch Mar 23, 2023

In this episode of Bit Season, we try to figure out who could fill Stallion's seat in studio. We react to the positive comments after EB/Savannah's bike segment. Drab almost drowned as a child and does JP have the hots for Larsa Pippen?

Bit Seeason, Episode 76: We're Going To Omaha! Mar 16, 2023

Happy Thursday! We open up discussing some of the evergreen topics on the Junks that make the Mount Rushmore for us. Then, one of the Bitties has a big issue starting to settle in that has the others obsessed with the subject. Jason has a new hobby he has been pursuing after work, and the fellas have some thoughts on what that could be.

Bit Season, Episode 75: Padiddle Mar 10, 2023

The boys behind the glass get the show kicked off by discussing Valdez's bit on Friday's show, and we get you the ins and outs as to how that worked out. As we love nostalgia on Bit Season, we talk about our old high school cars and all the stories we had with those, even mentioning some games that were played. Last weekend, Drab had an adventure of a lifetime that has made him puff his chest out all week, we get into that as well.

Bit Season, Episode 74: Deflecting 101 Mar 02, 2023

Valdez and Drab discuss the awkwardness with JP, Stallion and the class Field Trip Wednesday after the show. What was the reason Lisa Ann was brought up? And does JP have a history of being inappropriate? Plus, Cakes is the ultimate Hall Pass. We go over the bit regrets after the bombshell caller who admits his girlfriend has the hots for John Auville.

Bit Season, Episode 73: Mound Visit Feb 24, 2023

The boys get started talking about what goes into their decision to making their dinner plans, and all the different game plans put into it. Matt & Matt then start bragging about their culinary skills, as it may be put up to the test. We then go inside radio, as the Stallion crowned one of the segments this week one of the better ones in a while. Matt & Matt dive into the segment at hand, and all the background for it. Lastly, EB went on his boys trip with Vinnie & Joe as we discuss that.

Bit Season, Episode 72: The Spark May Be Gone Feb 16, 2023

Happy Thursday Bitties! Valdez opens up the show with an exclusive story that he has been waiting to share. We discuss Old Glory DC's Rugby team stopping by studio, and the behind the scenes for what may be unfolding for Bit Season... or not? One of us has beef with another producer with being crowned the "fashion guy" around WJFK, and one of us were taken it back by that crowning. Lastly, the Bitties put their tinfoil hat on and dissect what's been going down with these UFO's.

Bit Season, Episode 71: Boys Will Be Boys Feb 09, 2023

To open up Super Bowl week, the guys discuss their plans for the big game and of course dive into all the different foods that will be consumed during that. But, there has been a last second change of plans for one of the Matt's... what could it be? Then, Drab discusses how he blames EB for letting a crappy call get through, filled with behind the scenes nuggets. Lastly, we end the show discussing Valdez getting his car broken into during the Junks show, and what has transpired since then.

Bit Season, Episode 70: Shuffle Partners Not Boards Feb 03, 2023

One of the Matt's have been getting flooded with compliments around the office, so we start off todays show discussing this and the possible segment idea to come. BDK may have a Super Bowl party for the Bitties, so we discuss the festivities we would bring to the table for that party. The producer bible came out with a story on swingers using LOOFAHS as a way of Communication, so Valdez breaks down the code of swingers for us. Netflix is cracking down on password sharing, which Matt & Matt have heavy disagreements over that they debate.

Bit Season, Episode 69: Grab The Sofa Jan 26, 2023

We open up todays show discussing BDK's hit from this morning, while he was outclassing EB in his sports knowledge! We also hint on some new wrinkles in that segment coming up. Valdez reveals one of Drab's newest Sunday rituals, as it ha shocked everyone. Drab makes his return to pickup b-ball, & gets smoked by the kids. The Junkies have been discussing Viagra lately, so we discuss that & the significance of Viagra talk. We end the show on our fastball, and discuss the whippings we used to get as kids.

Bit Season, Episode 68: Butt Bongo Fiesta Jan 19, 2023

Happy Thursday Bitties, we open up todays show discussing last weeks episode and the pop EB delivered with our uncensored version of Bit Season. Then we get to the genius idea of our butt slapping competition that started with the face slapping competition. Vinnie & Joe sent EB a doody pic during the show, and they all found it hilarious so we discuss that wacky exchange. Lastly, sauna talk has been a big discussion cause one of the Junks purchased a $100 portable sauna.

Bit Season, Episode 67: Gift From God Jan 12, 2023

We have a special guest in studio today for Bit Season, and that is The Man Of Leisure, the Fire King, EB, also known as Eric Bickel. He sits in with the boys today to discuss ALL things Junkies. We take you inside the brain of EB and what his days look like as a whole, as well as his input on his recent Carson Wentz statement. We then dive into the future of the Junkies and a timeline of retirement for himself, as well as the show.

Bit Season, Episode 66: The Two Andy's Jan 05, 2023

New year, same Bit Season! We open up the show discussing New Year's Eve and what the guys all did that night. Drab then accuses Valdez of watching other programs on New Year's Eve beside the big CFP game. EB had an epic rant on Carson Wentz, & it's an early candidate for segment of the year. We then finally get to hash out the missing flesh light, as Drab has come prepare to make his case for the missing flesh flight. Has the mystery been solved?

Bit Season, Episode 65: Missing Flesh Light Dec 29, 2022

We hope you guys all had a wonderful Holiday season, as the boys from Bit Season open up the show discussing their holiday festivities, and all the bells & whistles that come along with that. EB has also claimed to be a "Man of leisure", so we discuss the life he lives outside the studio & what makes a day for him. There's a missing gift from Drab's office, and the boys from Bit Season have some clues on who has that gift. Valdez has a recent obsession with Kate Hudson and her new film Glass Onion that he explains why he's obsessed with it. The Junkies brought up a study on how most Americans use the bathroom as a resting place, so we divulge that with our big-brained thoughts.

Bit Season, Episode 64: Drinking Show Recap Dec 23, 2022

Happy Holidays to ALL the Bitties out there, who listen and take in the show. Today's show is dedicated to the Junkies Drinking Show which took place today, so the guys start off with all the behind the scenes work that goes into this massive show. What was their favorite part of the show? We discuss this thoroughly and break down all parts of the show as it was loaded with classic Junks content. We then move on to discuss the mystery guess that popped all the Junks, and some inside scoops on how that went. We end on the Stallion having a story that makes him live up to his nickname, joining an exclusive club.

Bit Season, Episode 63: "Aunt Tramp Stamp" Dec 15, 2022

We start off discussing the two man shows so far this week, and give you the inside scoop on what those look like behind the scenes. Drab & Valdez are ricked at the Stallion for adding nubby items to the list, and the guys grill him for that. We also stand firm on the ground for college kids paying for their on spring break, unlike one of the Junks kids. We get you the latest rankings from the most searched porno fetishes over the year, and there's some shockers. Tramp Stamps are back in style, and the fellas are sized.

Bit Season, Episode 62: They Talk It, I Walk It Dec 08, 2022

On today's show, we recap the Stallion's big night out with Lisa Ann after her in studio Junkies appearance last Friday, and we get you all the stories from his night out at Cloakroom DC. Then, Matt & Matt have breaking news from the Stallion, that they believe is a complete lie. We then move on to discuss our companies holiday party tonight at MGM, and the boys are bitter the Junks may not show up. The boys behind the glass then joaned on EB's media room setup, and what they would do to critique it. Then, we discuss the infamous, horrible pic of Drab that has been going around, and we discuss how bad it really is.

Bit Season, Episode 61: Valdez The Jeopardy Guy Dec 01, 2022

We get todays show started off by discussing our in studio guest tomorrow on the Junkies, the legendary Lisa Ann. The Stallion discusses his fascination with Lisa as she was the first movie star he discovered, and Drab & Valdez try and convince him to come in. The Liver King got exposed over the weekend, so they talk about that also today. JP gave Valdez a big compliment during the show this week for his knowledge over where pizza originated from, and Drab has a problem with that. We also get into Jason using the Life-360 app to keep track of his kids while at their school.

Bit Season, Episode 60: It's Not A Lie If You Believe It Nov 23, 2022

Drab & Valdez discuss the Junkies new contract, as the boys broke that big news this week. How does a future MGM Junkies branded survivor pool sound to you? Plus, Drab may have found someone in a MAJOR lie, find out who on todays show!

Bit Season, Episode 59: Joan Dome Nov 17, 2022

Drab & Valdez do their own version of dumpster diving at the WJFK studios as we are in the process of dumping electronics, and the boys may have struck gold. Howard Eskin joined the Junks this week, and he may have taken the Junks to school during their joaning sesh. Do they have their fastball still when it comes to joaning? The Stallion gets into the Clary Christmas festivities, as Matt & Matt are fascinated by it. Valdez's Christmas Dinners also catches some joaning, and Valdez ends on his annual speech; why are we skipping Thanksgiving?

Bit Season Episode 58: Rat-A-Tat-Matt Nov 10, 2022

On Bit Season the guys recap their appearance together for the Commanders game. Drab thinks Valdez is being too wimpy about JP's Terps criticism. We discuss how Lurch and EB are country posers and rank the Junks hillbilly features. Plus, a mom takes her 5-year-old son to Hooters for his birthday.

Bit Season, Episode 57: Vsco Boy Nov 03, 2022

On today's episode of Bit Season, the Bitties open up about all the full sized and fun sized candy we have sitting around in the office, and Drab is ricked about full size candy bars on Halloween. Drab also has a bombshell theory on alcohol poisoning, so he delves into that here. We also have to give JP props for his SILLY ports Junkies instagram page as he has been killing it, we were wrong all along. EB is also claiming that he's now out on Junkies lingo, and the boys behind the glass joan on him for that mistake. We also take a trip back to college and look back at Valdez's time in the college dorm rooms at UMD.

Bit Season, Episode 56: Skunk Them Out Oct 27, 2022

There was a big discussion about squatters on the Junkies this week, so Drab & Valdez dive into that and how BAD squatting is right now. It's spooky season, so Drab & Valdez talk about their good ole days of egging houses, TP'ing houses, amongst other teenage hooligan activities. Big John pointed out the new Cakes-isms, so we have to jump into that here also. Johnny Dep is back in the news, and the ladies still love Johnny Depp! We wrap up the show with Valdez's obsession with Survivor.

Bit Season, Episode 55: Seam Head Oct 20, 2022

On todays episode, we have sickly Drab chugging through todays show like a champ. Then, we talk about the will power that Cakes has when he has an empty nest at the house and he doesn't do the deed. Drab gets us into the new, trendy beard that we see all men with now that can grow one. Should Matt & Matt grow a beard? The Stallion may have finally scored a girl in his age range, so we celebrate that here. JP has "discovered" Instagram and wants the Junkies to be more out front on that app as well, Drab & Valdez share their opinions on that. Lastly, we end on Drab digging deeper into how he really broke his hand.

Bit Season, Episode 54: Tom Booze Oct 06, 2022

On todays show, we open up with Spooky Season with all the Halloween festivities, and the best spooky season movies. Then, we jump into Drab's obsession with McDonald's and he reveals that he has been to Mickey D's FIVE days in a row. We then discuss NFL legends, Brandon Marshall & Pacman Jones being in the office and the great interaction the Stallion had with Pacman. We end on the Junkies new drinking game that they came up with, and we give it a try for ourselves.

Bit Season, Episode 53: Morbidly Unhealthy Sep 29, 2022

We have Valdez back in action this week as he is back from South Carolina, so we talk about his vacation and his Abercrombie photo. McDonald's is genius yet again, and bringing adult Happy Meals with toys to the menu; what toy do you want? JP brought up a story on the Junkies about Dana White knowing when he will die based on biology, would you want to know when you'll die? Then we talk about all the tourist attractions in DC, and which ones we get sized for.

Bit Season, Episode 52: Sigma Moo Sep 22, 2022

On today's episode of Bit Season, we discuss the drama surrounding Adam Levine, and how he stinks at sliding in girls DM's. Then, we start ripping into the Yankees fans who decided not to sell Judge's historic homerun ball, and share what we would've asked for from the team and Judge. Lurch is nervous for Cal Ripken's event, and we hash it out as to why that is. Lastly, we dive into EB's obsession with Adnan Syed's release from prison.

Bit Season, Episode 51: 100 Miles, 100 Years Sep 15, 2022

The guys are still riding high from the JPO, and the Stallion finally gets to share a wild story from his dirty Myrtle Beach vacation. Could the Junkies make a Manning style broadcast work for games? Plus, what are you ordering off the 9/11 menu?

Bit Season, Episode 50: JPOpie T-Shirt Sep 09, 2022

The day we have been waiting for a while is here, we are LIVE from MGM inside the JPO room recording a fresh Bit Season episode for everyone. We then have our own presents for ourselves for our 50th episode, and basically the 1 year anniversary of Bit Season. We then take you inside the JPO, and commentate what we're seeing so far. We also get to talk about todays broadcast from MGM as Big John made his return to the show. Lastly, we end on Drab telling us what he was doing prior to todays episode. Like, comment, and subscribe!

Bit Season, Episode 49: It Sounds Like You're Just Horny Sep 01, 2022

Today's episode we talk daytime TV and if there will be another Jerry Springer type show. We noodle the Crab Kickoff and how to make it better in the future. How JP is a fake Orioles fan. Drab wants to take Valdez to New Orleans and why Leonardo DiCaprio gets so much hate for only dating girls younger than 25. You'll want to stay for the horse story at the end.

Bit Season, Episode 48: Disney Brainwashed Aug 25, 2022

Drab and Valdez recorded this epsiode of Bit Season on Tuesday. We recap Drab's trip to Disney before leaving for New Orleans. Plus, we discuss "Quiet Quitting," Lurch house shopping in North Carolina. Stay tuned for Bit Season's show announcement at the end!

Bit Season, Episode 47: I'd Make A Great Prisoner Aug 18, 2022

Happy Thursday Bitties! We open up todays show joaning on Drab after all the flack he gave Cakes for going to Disney World, he is now there with his Mickey Mouse ears. Earlier this week, JP was late for the 2nd time in the past few weeks- what is JP's penalty? We then share our final meals if we were in prison, and the nubby ones that others have come up with. With the nubby meals in prison, there are even nubbier jobs that you have to do so we share our power rankings of prison jobs. Lastly, we end on Lindsay-John telling a story about how he smashed his face into a diving board that left him hospitalized.

Bit Season, Episode 46: Thanks God Valdez Pods His Mic Down Aug 11, 2022

Happy Thursday Bitties! We open up todays episode discussing the slow, dragged out month of August and all the terrible things that come with it. What's the deal with EB wearing jerseys on the beach? Also, Valdez made his triumphant return to Ocean City over the weekend with a smashola photo that got Drab & The Stallion sized. Then, the boys behind the glass are bitter about John The Intern getting an intro after being on the show for a few weeks. Lastly, what should the punishments be for running late to the show?

Bit Season, Episode 45: Drab's Lullaby Aug 04, 2022

We open up this weeks episode welcoming a new sponsor SeatGeek! Then, we jump right into EB jumping ship on his Nats fandom after the deadline trade. Then, right before the show, the Stallion side swiped a car in the parking lot and botched the process entirely. What is the most masculine trait that the bitties have, we put our masculinity to test. Also, why does Cakes keep taking shots at nice cities like San Diego? We also get into the JPO event coming back, and the plans Bit Season has with the event. We finish this weeks episode with Drab singing his good night lullaby to his twins.

Bit Season, Episode 44: From The Womb To The Tomb Jul 29, 2022

Happy Friday, Bitties!...Sorry for the tech issues. In this episode we talk about JP and his computer being stolen from his car. Drab gives his expertise on home security systems. Plus, everyone needs to wish Drab a happy 40th birthday.

Bit Season, Episode 43: And Then Your Husband Walks In Jul 21, 2022

This episode is being featured on 106.7 The Fan during Overtime at 7PM!...We talk about the Renaissance Festival and contemplate other festivals around the world. Drab and Valdez explain sexual tensions on a flight and enlighten The Stallion about the wonders of AIM. Get your away messages ready, and listen in!

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Bit Season Episode 42: The Suite Life of Bit Season Jul 14, 2022

We open up this weeks episode talking about Drab and The Stallion's day at Nats Park yesterday sitting in the suite, and the Junks comments on the suite. Then, we get to the flourishing star that is Intern John & have him come on for this weeks episode. We get to the end of the internet, as some of the Bitties may have ventured into that space with movie fascinations. Lastly, we end on Drab's obsession with the recent NASA pictures and what ricked him about the segment on Tuesday on the Junks.

Bit Season, Episode 41: Scab Jars Jul 07, 2022

Congratulations to Ryan Clary on his huge day on Twitter yesterday! Ciara popping Russell Wilson's pimple make us reminisce to all of our pizza faced days as teens. Drab reveals why he felt so exposed to Valdez this July 4th. We explain why boy bands are so hot and why Backstreet are the GOAT. Plus, JP running on fumes from taking his daughter to all her events.

Bit Season, Episode 40: Are We Allowed to Say Cookout? Jun 30, 2022

In this episode of Bit Season, we discuss JP paying someone to teach his daughter how to ride a bike. Plus, we lament how we have problems following through on ideas. Listen for a Valdez crab story but stay for the holiday festivities. Happy 4th of July, Bitties!...Get your flag cake and Bud heavies ready and crank some Juvenile at the cookout!

Bit Season, Episode 39: Watch Me Save This Segment Jun 23, 2022

Recapping Ryan the Stallion's TV time during the Junks. Drab let's a Twitter troll touch a nerve about Junkies content. Drab and Valdez contemplate how to incorportate fireworks into different holidays. Cakes has been super money obsessed lately, plus the jarring photo of EB playing croquet.

Bit Season, Episode 38: Three Door Scotty Jun 16, 2022

In Episode 38 of Bit Season, we discuss how important lunch is for other shows around the station. JP appeared on a Tik Tok with his daughter, Kelsie and we're floored at all the Zaddy comments. Plus, we tell you why Amber Heard will get back together with Johnny Depp.

Bit Season, Episode 37: Alpha Brains Jun 09, 2022

Look out!...Does Bit Season have a budding rilvalry with Lurch's new podcast "Picking Fatties?" Valdez explains why he is not involved with the newest rendition of the betting podcast. Plus, is it Alpha Brain or the new cameras in studio that revitilized the Junks this week? Get your Reel Big Fish ready and come sell out with Bit Season!

Bit Season, Episode 36: Normalizing Tubbiness Jun 02, 2022

Valdez and Drab are pounchy after a long night at MGM for the Cakes Classic. They recap their casino experience and Valdez confesses his constant need for male companionship. Speaking of companionship, EB joins the Purple Heart Open golf team. Dad bods are still en vogue and Valdez takes offense to muscle shaming. Plus, Tom Cruise is officially back!

Bit Season, Episode 35: July 4th vs. Memorial Day May 26, 2022

Happy Memorial Day!...Today we hypothesize the origin of Lurch's morning cough/phlegm. Valdez argues Memorial Day is better than July 4th. We try to schedule a bitty meet up in OC for the concert this fall. We discuss why it's necessary to show up at late at parties and why we think the Mile High Club is overrated.

Bit Season, Episode 34: Never Drink The Jungle Juice May 19, 2022

In this episode we discuss Lurch's $21 chicken. Valdez and Drab lament how awful you feel after fast food and what could you eat daily for 50 years. Drab accuses Valdez of Ocean City payola. Ryan tells his Uber horror story and why are guys so messy and filthy in their college years?

Bit Season, Episode 33: Button Pusher May 12, 2022

Valdez and Drab praise Cakes for being the show punching bag this week with regards to his Caps jinx and bald head. Are the guys prepared to go shirtless this Memorial Day? Valdez is jealous of Vinny and Joe's relationship with EB. Drab explains how giddy Eric gets with his new goombas. Plus, listen to the strategy of how to live on the lam. See you in Zihuatanejo!

Bit Season, Episode 32: Valedictorian Of Summer School May 05, 2022

Ryan Clary is back and tells Drab and Valdez he had to miss shows because he was studying for a math final. Not just any final...His remedial math final he's already failed once. We ponder what goes on during the Met Gala and debate which holiday is better: St. Patrick's Day or Cinco de Mayo. Plus we get hyped to be the upcoming guests at the June Cakes Classic.

Bit Season, Episode 31: ¡Bésame Ahora! Apr 28, 2022

Welcome to the brand new podcast feed for "Bit Season!" We appreciate everyone's support thus far. In today's episode, we learn why Drab avoids small talk with guests on the show. Valdez and Drab talk about 73-year-old David's relationship with a much younger latina woman. As a bonus, Drab tells the steamy story of his Mexican makeout while living in Arizona. Plus, which one of the Junks would be the ideal neighbor? ¡Que lo disfrutes!

Bit Season, Episode 30: I'm The Will Smith of Virginia Apr 22, 2022

Listen to Drab explain his altercation with his neighbor and if he's mentally prepared to fight. Why are the Junks obsessed with labelling Logan Thomas Valdez's BFF? The producers were duped by the Big Naturals story. EB's obsession with a male porn star named "Jack,"

Bit Season, Episode 29: Does Italian and Puerto Rican Food Pair Well Together? Apr 22, 2022

Sorry for the delay with this episode of Bit Season, but we are glad we called out Tiger. Drab and Valdez critique Vinny and Joe's Friday call-in to The Junkies. Examine EB's lack of tailgate preparation and his need for approval of his New York friends. Did we catch Cakes in a white lie about his Happy Meals? Plus the inside skinny on the show's Champion's Dinner.

Bit Season, Episode 28: Jackie Robinson of Producers Apr 22, 2022

Happy Thursday, Bitties. Drab is officially big time and has his own spots and the other producers in the office are jealous of his extra money. The producers vent about Open Line Thursday. Why is Pablo Francisco so polarizing?....And Drab and Valdez stand firm with their distaste of 2022 being Short King Summer.

Bit Season, Episode 27: Vitiligo King Summer Apr 22, 2022

Valdez unintenionally narcs on Pablo Francisco. The boys analyze EB's travel tweet and how he can't claim he's rich and also poor mouth. Being the fastest kid in school was a thrill. Valdez Drab and Awadd analyze "Short King" season.

Bit Season, Episode 26: Context Matters Apr 22, 2022

Happy St. Patrick's Day! Valdez is clamoring for more holidays allowing you to indugle in international food and drink. Drab calls BS on Valdez's claim he doesn't use curse words. Matt and Matt interview a potential producer candidate. Valdez is offended by EB's suggestion to become an Assitant Golf Pro.

Episode 25: Twirling Quarters Mar 10, 2022

Valdez and Drab share some Radio 101 knowledge about having hot sports takes. The Junks have been doing a lot of poor mouthing during their childhoods. Was Cakes a low-key rich kid? We re-live the joys of Otis Spunkmeyer. Plus, two of Drab's repressed memories make for radio gold.

Episode 24: Airports Are Enchanting Mar 10, 2022

Drab and Valdez discuss Lurch's comment that "He'll be in South Carolina in 5 years." Nuggets from Drab's wedding, besides the tiniest crab balls known to man. The guys sheepishly pitch their business idea where you can hire Matt & Matt to attend your bachelor party. Erotic Drab tells us about the time he went to a strip club with his wife.

Episode 23: 6-4, 6-1 Mar 10, 2022

Awadd stops by for this edition of Bit Season. Drab and Valdez are eager to make EB laugh. So much so, they argue about their styles of comedy. Pickleball has fully infiltrated the Junks and we want to put on a tournament. Is Awadd a secret tennis star? Drab has the cooking bug and Valdez tries to win his father's love with brisket.

Episode 22: Swimming 205 Feb 17, 2022

Bit Season is officially here! With the Super Bowl over, the Junks have transitioned into Bit Season. Dips have taken over the show! Drab and Valdez have uncovered a huge scandal regarding Cakes' clam dip. What's with JP's machismo attitude about cooking? Buff Alan Ritchson joins the show. Lurch all of a sudden has become an Ellen denier. Drab and Valdez noodle a way to create a online game with Missing Link and Dead or Alive akin to Wordle.

Episode 21- When You Have Hepatitis, Nobody Wants You Feb 11, 2022

Welcome to Ram's favorite episode! Jack Reacher is the hottest guy alive. Listen to how Drab navigated a loaded question from his wife. Valdez recounts the time he was knocked unconscious while playing basketball. Where did JP get the phrase "Getting back with my girlfriend?"

Episode 20 - Awadd = Ringo Feb 04, 2022

The trio is joined in studio by special guest, Cakes! Valdez is on his high horse about creativity of radio after the Commanders dud announcement. Take a trip down Nu Metal memory lane as Drab admits his love for System of a Down and we discover Cakes is a closet country fan. After the podcast, find "Bit Season Ep. 20" playlist on Spotify to listen to all the music we talked about!

Episode 19: You Think Sam Elliott Is A Cuckhold?! Feb 01, 2022

Surprise!...Drab and Valdez feel bad about missing last week's episode, so here's some extra content for you bitties. Awadd joins in and we get and update now that he's a Richmond superstar. Why is "Ozark" talk so hot with the Junkies, and is recapping TV shows boring for the audience? Drab's claims he should have been a Cowboy. He shoulda learned to rope and ride. Wearing his six-shooter, riding his pony on a cattle drive. Plus, we try to convince Awadd why New York sucks.

Episode 18: Producer Safe Word Jan 21, 2022

Monterey Matt is back from his trip to Pebble Beach. Drab asks the important questions, analyzes some of his pics and the duo comes up with a safe word incase the Junks are no-selling a story. Bit Season memorializes American icon Bob Saget and how important he was to our generation. Drab's latest cockamime interest is flying planes.

Episode 17: You Know A Little About A Lot Jan 06, 2022

Welcome to 2022, bitties! Does Valdez need to go to doody humor rehab? Drab feels sorry for Valdez and his infatuation with Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen hosting NYE. Valdez is crash dieting so his Pebble Beach pictures look handsome. Matt and Matt weigh the pros and cons of being trapped on I-95 with each Junkie.

Episode 16: Drinking Show Recap Dec 23, 2021

Valdez and Drab give a behind the scenes recap of the annual Junkies Drinking/Holiday show. We talk about what went right, what went wrong and how we can make it better for 2022. We also break down Lurch booking Marcus Hayes this week and how we wish EB hung up on him.

Episode 15: You‘re Not an Annapolis 9 Dec 16, 2021

Valdez comes into the studio on his week off doused in Abercrombie & Fitch cologne. Drab is in disbelief Valdez was asked to work there when he was younger. Awadd and Drab give a recap of the P1 Party at JP's house. We dissect Lurch's lack of gluttony and if it's a possible cause of his depression. Plus, Drab accuses Cakes of stealing one of his famous stories.

Episode 14: Houdini Dec 09, 2021

Drab and Valdez pontificate about the Junks' affinity for thermostat settings. We get an Awadd update from his night out before Thanksgiving. Spoiler alert! A lady ends up at his apartment. We also preview the Junkies Holiday/Christmas/Drinking show on December 23rd. Drab and Adam are disgusted by Valdez wearing used pants.

Episode 13: December 2nd, 12:10PM Dec 02, 2021

Bit Season welcomes the first guest of the show: JP Flaim. JP talks about Still Barking and recaps his appearance at Pot Belly. Valdez, Drab and Awadd give all you bittys some bonus content and address the elephant in the room. No, not Adam, but EB angry at the "mocking" from the producers. Listen to Valdez and Drab contemplate the future of joaning allowed on the show.

Episode 12: Super Junkie Nov 24, 2021

Happy Thanksgiving from Valdez, Drab and Awadd!..Listen to Drab and Valdez explain why EB wants to constantly hear Pastor Jacques' story and why he's suspicious of happy people. Make sure you have plungers handy for the guests using your bathroom during the holiday. Also, when you're enjoying your dessert, think about Valdez scrolling through Pintrest to make Drab the most perfectly moist cheesecake.

Episode 11: Achy Breaky Heart Nov 18, 2021

EB has been hounding BDK about his sex life lately. Awadd agrees to a half mile race against "fatso" Cakes. Everyone should be rich fading Cakes' parlay picks. Valdez and Drab are fascinated by Awadd and his Dad's trip to Nashville. Find out who was more successful hitting on women: Adam or Moorie.

Episode 10- Flaberdasher Nov 12, 2021

Drab is back and joins Valdez and Awadd after missing last week's show. Drab is borderline psycho because he hates bar-b-que, citing it's messiness as the main reason. The guys love chain restaurants and are not afraid to admit it. Awadd's outrageous claim that hobbies suchs as "books on tape" are the reason singles are giving up sex

Episode 9: Still Popping Nov 12, 2021

Drab is MIA from episode 9 of Bit Season after fat-shaming himself into a much needed mental health day. Awadd and Valdez talk about JP's book, "Still Barking" and his emotional announcement Tuesday. They nitpick the promo picture, the title and speculate if Cakes will actually read JP's second book. Note: We needed to use back-up audio at the 21 minute mark. Please forgive us. Always blame Awadd for these type of snafus.

Episode 8: Poor Katie Oct 28, 2021

Valdez, Drab and Awadd speculate why EB and Lurch are being Halloweenies and won't wear a costume for Friday's show. Valdez's Lil' Jon impression is surprisingly decent. Drab was forbidden to trick-or-treat as a child. And speaking of childhood, Drab shocks everyone with his horny playground shenanigans during daycare.

Episode 7: The Green-Eyed Bandit Oct 27, 2021

Awadd using his radio fame for Wizards tickets but doesn't know how to use it when he's pulled over by the police. Drab befriends an old lady at the hospital who's watching the Junks TV simulcast. The guys give you their tilts of the week, and one of Valdez's includes a major change for the show.

Episode 6: Stolen Valor Oct 27, 2021

Lurch is bribed into listening to this episode. Has EB joined Jason in being a helicopter parent? Drab realizes how expensive bowling can be. There’s a theft at the radio station. The gang contemplates if their dongs would fit in a Gatorade bottle or be too big, like EB claims.

Episode 5: Sara Jay, Oh My Lawd! Oct 27, 2021

Drab's sweater was the talk of the office today and Valdez tries to explain the benefits of vests. New Haven style pizza and Valdez's thirst for food compliments makes him beg the guys to show off their tacos. Drab and Valdez agree that no hooker can ever outdo your own hand. New segment alert!: Tilt of the week.

Episode 4: The Guys Got Nothing Oct 27, 2021

Awadd's IG videos make Valdez self-conscious of his yellow teeth. Drab admits he misses Valdez when he's on vacation, but vows to audit his PTO in 2022. Everyone plays armchair Psychiatrist and analyzes EB's hatred of his personal success and readiness to die. Plus, Adam's attempt to be funny at the end of the show could cause awkwardness next time he sees Lurch.

Episode 3: You Boys Wanna Go Skiing with Me? Oct 27, 2021

We get a zaddy update and find out who is King Zaddy? Lurch's Pebble Beach trip has the boys jealous. We speculate other types of trips guys can take together that could be fun. Valdez loves murderous Drab and how he almost killed his brother with a rock. You also get the privilege of hearing Drab sing Everclear- Santa Monica.

Episode 2: Call Her Zaddy Oct 27, 2021

Valdez gives his official apology to EB and theorizes why Lurch won't stop visiting his daughters in college. Drab explains what a "Zaddy" is to the crew while discussing Machine Gun Kelly's sex appeal. We also discuss Ben Affleck, Vin Diesel's pasta belly and reminiscing on high school shower horse play.

Episode 1: Crab Kickoff Oct 27, 2021

Drab, Valdez and Awadd recap the first Crab Kickoff in their debut episode. What should the Junks do next year to one-up the celebration to start the NFL season? There was a behind-the-scenes fight and Valdez is upset Drab hung out with Cowboy Todd and never offers up his friendship. Plus, Drab and Valdez are disappointed with Adam's contribution to the show.

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