Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!

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42 Betty the Serious Slayer Mar 05, 2008

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Episode 42

So...I know what your thinking...Betty the Serious Slayer? Well I was a big fan of the tv show...and Betty and Buffy are both kinda silly names.

For many years Airline employees were beaten down, sad and grumpy. But lately things are starting to look alittle brighter. This episode is rapid fire jokes and funny stories...so basically I am tring to slay the serious with some seriously funny stories.

I just hope I don't get a wooden stake to the heart for the stupid title (or for offending anyone.)

Music by www.garageband.com "Joke Thing" by Talawah

41 Why Fly Feb 04, 2008

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Episode 41

This pilot told me a funny story about why this ditsy Flight Attendant decided to fly and it was so funny that I started to ask other Flight Attendants and pilots why they decided to fly. And sure enough I found alot of funny stories!

Later on in the episope I tell why I decided to fly, and at the end of the show a very special passenger shares a story with us.

Music by www.garageband.com "Fly" by The Good Sirs

40 Coffee Tea or Me? Jan 06, 2008

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Episode 40

Surprise surprise...this episode features funny airline stories involving coffee, tea and a little romance!

People always ask me about the mile high club...so we have one of those stories along with some jolting coffee tales and a few flirtatious travel stories.

The picture is of my "Rapa Nui Romeo"!

Music by www.garageband.com "Coffee Song" by Dean Krippaehne

39 Ah Nuts Dec 07, 2007

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Episode 39

For some strange reason people associate air travel with peanuts...people want their peanuts on the airplane.

So this show has some funny stories about peanuts along with a bunch of nuts (crazy nutty people)!

At the end of the episode I tell my own story of how I was seen as the crazy nut on Easter Island!

Music by a great Rapa Nui Band called Matato'a. You can get more information about them at www.matatoa.com

38 Welcome Aboard Nov 03, 2007

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Episode 38

I would like to welcome you aboard episode 38 which is full of outrageous stories in the timeline of a typical flight.

We've got a sexy safety demonstration, puke in the first class desserts and tp in the pantyhose!

So sit back relax...and enjoy the wild ride!

Music by www.garageband.com "Flight 1263" by Loft

37 Airline Life is Wild Oct 08, 2007

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Episode 37

It's sort of an understatement to say that Airline Life is Wild as you'll see in this wild episode of Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!

We have wild life stories starring leopards, gorillas, turtles and snakes. Along with just "plane" wild stories

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music by www.garageband.com Live on the Wild Side by Damian Grove

36 Dingbats Take Flight Sep 05, 2007

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Episode 36

This episode could be called Blondes Take Flight... but being a blonde I wanted a non hair color specific term to describe a moment where your alittle slow on the uptake.

So this show features some outrageous stories involving lost uniform skirts, burnt shoes and choking on an airline pillow?

But don't you worry... the skies are not full of dingbats but anybody can have a dim moment.

Music by www.garageband.com "Don't You Worry" by Dean Krippaehne

35 Oh My Stars Aug 02, 2007

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Episode 35

Ladies and Gentlemen we would like to welcome you aboard Celebrity Express! Hold on to your armrests as we navigate through some turbulent and funny star stories.

At the end of the episode I'll tell you about the most impressive passenger I have ever met on the airplane.

Music by www.garageband.com "Stars" by Sulphur

34 Airline X-files Jun 28, 2007

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Episode 34

In this show we hear about ghosts, angels and unexplained events on the airplane and on layovers. It's basically Airline paranormal if you will...I'm not saying I believe in ghosts or angels...I'm just saying that you never know.

Whatever you believe...these are some really good stories!

Music... Paranormal Sunrise by Endsville www.endsville.ca or www.garageband.com