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Betches Book Club, Presented By Nutella Biscuits: Such A Bad Influence, Part 2 (Ch 9-16) Nov 18, 2024

Welcome back to the Betches Book Club, presented by Nutella Biscuits! This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami cover chapters 9-16 of Such a Bad Influence by Olivia Muenter. They unpack the new revelations about Evie and her backstory, Erin’s villain origin story, how Hazel’s unreliable narration may be clouding her judgment, and the Instagram post that changes everything. Come back next week for Part 3, where they cover chapters 17-24, and make sure to leave all your comments and theories on Spotify and Instagram.

The only thing better than sharing a good read with your book club friends is having some delicious snacks at the function, which is why we’ll be snacking on Nutella Biscuits while we discuss. They’re the perfect club snack — so pick up a bag and follow along with us.

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Is John Krasinski The Sexiest Man?, Mattel's Wicked Misprint, & Armie Hammer's Vasectomy Birthday Gift Nov 15, 2024

This week, Sami shares some dog updates with Aleen and Jordana, before they get into the stories of the week. First up is People's Sexiest Man Alive, John Krasinski, and the DeuxMoi blind item that has people second guessing his crowning. Did Glen Powell and Pedro Pascal actually turn it down, or is that just what their publicists want us to think? Wicked is almost in theaters, and Sami heard a rumor it's the best movie musical since Chicago... Meanwhile, Mattel had to apologize after accidentally linking to a porn site on its Wicked doll packaging. Next up, fellow podcaster Armie Hammer had his mother on the show, who shared that she got him a vasectomy for his birthday last year to make sure there wouldn't be any more little Hammers running around. Usually our moms just take us to dinner, but to each their own. Then, they send congrats to Megan Fox on her pregnancy and speculate on Khloé's mysterious new business venture. In a segment sponsored by Truly Hard Seltzer, they share some of their fall traditions. Aleen gives her review of the first half of Emilia Perez, which unexpectedly evoked shades of Cocomelon. We're sending the Mattel packaging and marketing team to the Caymans, and our Betch Of The Week is Emily Blunt, for being married to the Sexiest Man Alive.

Make sure to get your copy of Such A Bad Influence by Olivia Muenter and read chapters 9-16, so you can join us on Monday, November 18th for the second episode of our Betches Book Club, presented by Nutella Biscuits!

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Betches Book Club, Presented By Nutella Biscuits: Such A Bad Influence, Part 1 (Ch 1-8) Nov 11, 2024

Welcome to the first episode of the Betches Book Club, presented by Nutella Biscuits! This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami dive into the first 8 chapters of Such a Bad Influence by Olivia Muenter, which follows the story of an influencer who goes missing, and the older sister determined to find her. They talk dream casting for the movie before unpacking everything from snarky Reddit threads and DeuxMoi parodies, to momagers and true crime podcasters. Come back next week for Part 2, where they cover chapters 9-16, and make sure to leave all your comments and theories on Spotify and Instagram.

The only thing better than sharing a good read with your book club friends is having some delicious snacks at the function, which is why we’ll be snacking on Nutella Biscuits while we discuss. They’re the perfect club snack — so pick up a bag and follow along with us.

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Martha Stewart, M. Night Shyamalan, & The Betches Book Club Nov 08, 2024

This week, Aleen, Sami, and Jordana are here to distract you - and themselves - from the news cycle with a deep dive into the new Martha Stewart documentary that hit Netflix last week. They compare notes on all their favorite moments, peruse her incredible Instagram account (if you’re not following @marthastewart48, you have no idea what you’re missing), and talk about her recent NYT interview where she shared her less-than-favorable thoughts on how it turned out. In a segment sponsored by Truly Hard Seltzer, they share some of their fall traditions. To close out the episode, Jordana gives her review of M. Night Shyamalan’s latest film, Trap. Our Betch of the Week is, of course, Martha Stewart. But we’re also sending her to the Caymans, because, like all true icons, she’s flawed.

Make sure to get your copy of Such A Bad Influence by Olivia Muenter and read chapters 1-8, so you can join us on Monday, November 11th for the first episode of our Betches Book Club, presented by Nutella Biscuits! We’ll be covering the book for the next 4 Mondays, right here in the @Betches podcast feed.

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Timmy Crashes His Lookalike Contest, Zoë & Channing Call It Quits, & Nick Cannon Says Mariah Carey Is An “Alpha” Oct 31, 2024

This week, Aleen and Jordana celebrate Halloween in the studio in matching Carmela and Tony Soprano costumes (check @aleen and @jordanaabraham on IG for the full fits). They kick things off with the spookiest story of the week: Armie Hammer's newly announced podcast, aptly named "The Armie HammerTime Podcast." Next, Timothée Chalamet showed up at his own lookalike contest in NY this week, and Aleen and Jordana get caught up on some of the the ClubChalamet lore. Moving on to celeb relationship news: Despite recent public appearances together looking loved up, Zoë Kravtiz and Channing Tatum have reportedly split - and Jenna Dewan’s fiancé seems to find that hilarious, for reasons unknown. Gisele Bündchen and her Jiu-Jitsu instructor/boyfriend are expecting their first child together, and Tom Brady might be feeling kind of emo about it, if his IG stories are any indication. Nick Cannon opened up about feeling insecure during his marriage to “Alpha” Mariah Carey, which leads to a conversation about relationship dynamics within successful couples. Jordana and Aleen share their thoughts on A Friend Of The Family, streaming on Peacock (true crime counts for Halloween, right?). Then, a game of Ick or Treat with five pop culture moments from the week, from Ariana Grande’s bf on the cover of GQ to Kim’s birthday post for Caitlyn. Finally, a tribute to queen of Halloween, Heidi Klum, who we’d love to share a cider with, sponsored by Angry Orchard Hard Cider. We’re sending Armie back to the Caymans yet again, and Steve Kazee to the Caymans for cackling on IG stories after the Zoe/Channing breakup.

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The Kardashians’ Wicked Screening, Is Justin Bieber Suing His Former Business Managers? And J Lo’s Ex Speaks Out Oct 25, 2024

While Aleen’s off in LA, Jordana and Sami debate the pros and cons of the LA vs. NY lifestyles. Next, the Betches Canceled Plans issue is officially live, and they discuss the joys of both canceling and getting canceled on. Onto the pop culture headlines, Kylie is on the November cover of Elle, but Jordana’s more concerned with Wicked’s marketing team’s decision to host a special screening for the Kardashian-Jenner kids. In other news, what’s going on with Justin Bieber’s finances? We’ll be keeping an eye out for a potential future lawsuit. Then, much as it pains Jordana and Sami to discuss this without Aleen, J Lo’s ex-husband Ojani Noa went on TV this week and blamed Diddy for their divorce. Honestly, we just want a deep dive documentary on what really happened during the two years J Lo and Diddy dated. And at long last, Jordana and Sami share their long-awaited thoughts on It Ends With Us. Finally, they decide which celeb of the week they are sharing a cider with, sponsored by Angry Orchard Hard Cider. Our Betch of the Week is Anna Kendrick, for her directorial debut Woman of the Year on Netflix, and we’re sending both of the marketing teams for Wicked and It Ends With Us to the Caymans.

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The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Betch Of The Year Kick Off & The Many Lies On TV Oct 18, 2024

This week, Sami, Aleen, and Jordana are all in the studio celebrating its fabulous renovation! Before catching up, they take a moment to reflect on the heartbreaking news surrounding the passing of former One Direction star, Liam Payne. Then, Sami shares her very exciting news from the week, where she had a brief encounter and hand hold with none other than Queen Meryl Streep. Speaking of iconic people, the second annual Betch of the Year Awards are here! And this time around you get to vote on which celebrity, athlete, creator, or viral moment should take home the top honor of Betch of the Year. Next, the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show returned after a six-year hiatus. They share their thoughts on the changing standards of beauty in the fashion industry. Then, Jordana and Sami dive into a masterclass on deception, unpacking the week’s TV dramas, including the eye-opening Anatomy of a Lie documentary and the gripping finale of Tell Me Lies. Was Aleen successfully convinced to tune in? Then, Jordana and Sami decide which celeb of the week they are sharing a cider with, sponsored by Angry Orchard Hard Cider. Finally, Stephen and Lucy from Tell Me Lies get sent to the Caymans and our Betch of the Week is Sami’s new BFF, Meryl Streep.

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JLo Speaks Out, Taylor Swift's Billion-Dollar Moment, & Tell Me Lies Thoughts Oct 11, 2024

This week, Sami and Jordana cover the latest headlines while Aleen takes care of business. First up, Sami shares her rave challah reviews, it was so delicious that Jordana might be inspired to write up a business plan! In her first interview since her split from Ben Affleck, JLo discusses their divorce, prompting Jordana to find the timing suspicious, while Sami takes a more entrepreneurial angle. Then, Taylor Swift is named the world’s richest female musician following the success of her Eras Tour, boasting a net worth of $1.6 billion. This leads Jordana and Sami to explore a potential engagement timeline for Taylor and Travis. Finally, they dive into the thrilling penultimate episode of Tell Me Lies and predict how this season might wrap up. Our Betch of the Week is Taylor Swift for making that coin, and in a surprising twist, no one gets sent to the Caymans—you're welcome!

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Lana Del Rey Gets Married, Adam Brody Is A Hot Rabbi, & Nicole Kidman Goes Psychosexual Oct 04, 2024

This week, Sami accidentally made 6 challah for Rosh Hashanah, Jordana shares her harrowing onion chopping accident, and Aleen reminisces about the ways she used to bribe Jordana to hang out in middle school. Most importantly, Jordana unveils her new custom 3 Betch Movers hoodie… We Here For You(r Move). Then, they dive into the headlines, starting with Lana Del Rey’s marriage to alligator tour guide Jeremy Dufrene, which simultaneously feels like something out of an alternate dimension and completely on brand. Millie Bobby Brown and Jake Bongiovi shared wedding photos of their own this week, and they’re so very young, but we wish them all the best. Next, some Diddy updates and celeb death conspiracy theories (including a spooky Britney Spears/Brittany Murphy crossover). Onto film and TV, the trio share their thoughts on Nobody Wants This, Will & Harper, The Apprentice, and the trailers for Nicole Kidman’s Babygirl, and Amy Adams’ Night Bitch. Our Betch Of The Week is Lana for not giving a fuck and finding true love, and we’re sending onions (and knives) to the Caymans for maiming Jordana’s finger. Shana Tova!

We’ll be back next week at our new Friday 6AM EST release time!

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Ellen Fumbles Her Farewell Special, Diddy’s Legal Troubles Continue, & Did Ryan Murphy Do The Menendez Story Justice? Sep 26, 2024

This week, Sami fills Aleen and Jordana in on her experience at Charli XCX and Troye Sivan’s Sweat tour at MSG featuring Lorde and Addison Rae, and they get into the differences between the current grunge vs Barbie pop girl aesthetics. Next, Jordana’s been watching a few things that hit Netflix this week, and she has *thoughts*. First up, her review of Ellen Degeneres’ new and final comedy special (who let her believe this was the material to go out on?) Then, they recap of some of the updates in the Diddy case - keep an eye out for a deeper dive coming soon. Speaking of true crime, the new season of Monster hit Netflix this week, with The Lyle And Erik Menendez Story, and Jordana gets into whether or not it nailed the tone… Ryan Murphy might need to take a step back from that genre as a whole. And finally, Jordana shares something worthy of a recommendation: the documentary Into The Fire: The Lost Daughter. We’re sending Ryan Murphy to the Caymans for his Menendez misstep, and our Betches of the week are Charli XCX, Troye Sivan, Lorde, and Addison Rae.

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Mormon Wives, Diddy’s Arrest, And Kate Middleton’s Uncanny Video Sep 19, 2024

This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami talk about their recent experience playing tennis together, and Sami walks them through the high drama of her HOA. Then, they share their thoughts on the new Sopranos documentary Wise Guy, season 2 of Tell Me Lies, and The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Onto the headlines, Diddy was arrested this week and is being held without bail, and 50 Cent was quick to roast him on social media (too soon?). J Lo and Ben were spotted *allegedly* getting cozy at brunch, and it’s giving us whiplash. And finally, Kate Middleton has returned to her royal duties after completing her cancer treatment, and Jordana, Sami, and Aleen unpack the eerie video she released last week to announce the good news. Our Betch Of The Week is MomTok’s own Taylor Frankie Paul, and we’re sending Ben and J Lo to the Caymans yet again, because we’ve had enough.

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Taylor Sweeps The VMAs, Selena Gomez Joins The Billionaire Club, JLo And Matt Damon Hold Hands, And Everything Wrong With The Perfect Couple Sep 12, 2024

This week, Sami, Aleen, and Jordana catch up on airplane shoe etiquette (on or off in the bathroom?) before diving into last night’s VMAs, from live performances to fashion choices. Taylor swept for Fortnight, but we’re not buying it as the legitimate Song of the Summer. Meanwhile, Taylor and Travis are doing everything in their power to make us forget about that publicity breakup conspiracy document, and honestly… it’s kind of working. In related billionaire news, Selena Gomez officially joined the club this week, with the success of Rare Beauty. We love a self-made woman, and we will be sat for her upcoming film Emilia Perez. Up at TIFF, JLo and Matt Damon were spotted having an intense conversation while holding hands at the after party for Unstoppable, which stars JLo and is produced by Matt and Ben’s production company. What could they have been talking about? And finally, Netflix’s The Perfect Couple dropped this week and we have… critiques (except for Dakota Fanning, who was perfect). Listen for the full rundown on why it didn’t work for us. Our Betch of the Week is Selena, and we’re packing the plane to the Caymans with the writers room of The Perfect Couple.

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Are Taylor And Travis Having A PR Breakup? Is Chappell Roan Our Most Authentic Pop Girlie? And The Launch Of Betches Sports Sep 05, 2024

This week, we kick things off with Jordana’s peak and pit of France, Aleen’s celeb citing at Oh, Mary on Broadway, and Sami’s anniversary gift dilemma. Then, they catch up on their US Open experiences before sharing an exciting announcement: Betches Sports has officially launched on the Betches website! If you’ve ever felt left out by most mainstream sports coverage, Betches Sports is here to change the narrative, starting with The Betchdel Test. Speaking of sports, a (probably fake) document claiming to be Taylor and Travis’ breakup plan leaked on Snapchat this week, and Sami shares a few conspiracy theories of her own. And finally, Jordana is fully obsessed with Chappell Roan and her IDGAF*ckyness. Come back next week for their thoughts on the new season of Tell Me Lies once Aleen catches up. “Emily” from the leaked Tay/Trav Snapchat is simultaneously our Betch of the Week and getting sent to the Caymans, because whoever orchestrated this mess deserves it.

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Does Bethany Frankel Know Who Danielle Olivera Is?, Are The Kardashians Selling Tea?, And Lana Del Rey’s Alligator Tour Guide Boyfriend Aug 29, 2024

This week, Jordana’s in France, but Sami is back from DC and catches Aleen up on her time at the DNC, including those Beyoncé rumors. Aleen shares news of her upcoming move and a fun interior decorating discovery with her daughter. The much-anticipated 2nd season of Tell Me Lies is dropping next week, but until then, Aleen is loving Industry (aka X-rated Suits). Bethany Frankel had a cringeworthy run-in with Danielle Olivera in the Hamptons and acted like she was too old to know who she was, but Sami and Aleen aren’t convinced. Brittany Cartwright filed for divorce from Jax Taylor this week, which is yet another reason to tune in to season 2 of The Valley. And what is going on with the Kardashian-Jenners and their cryptic posts about tea? Are they launching a new product… or a podcast? Most importantly, it looks like Aleen may have been right about Kylie and Timmy. In other news, Sabrina Carpenter’s new album is on repeat, but are she and Barry Keoghan still together (or were they ever? It’s giving PR relationship). Congrats are in order for Hailey and Justin Bieber’s new baby Jack Blues, and a tentative congrats to Lana Del Rey on her new relationship… do you think they met on one of his alligator tours? Ben Affleck also sparked relationship rumors with Kick Kennedy, which took us all down yet another weird RFK animal horror story. Our Betch of the Week is Lana for being one of the realest in the game, and we’re sending Armie Hammer right back to the Caymans to escape the LA gas prices.

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J Lo Files For Divorce, Everyone Wants To Be Demure, & Dakota Johnson Is Still Consciously Coupled With Chris Martin Aug 22, 2024

This week, Sami is away at the Bravocon of politics (aka the DNC), so Aleen and Jordana are here to cover this week’s headlines. Aleen kicks things off with her recent online shopping headache, before they dive into celeb news. First up, J Lo has finally filed for divorce from Ben Affleck on the 2nd anniversary of their Georgia wedding, while Ben is in New Haven with the other Jen dropping their daughter off at Yale. Was This Is Me…Now their 2nd Gigli? And how could they not have a prenup? Next, is the “demure” trend over or are we just too old to participate? Either way, we’re happy for Jools Lebron’s viral hit. Speaking of successful women in media, Alex Cooper of Call Her Daddy fame inked a massive deal with SiriusXM. Just don’t call her the female Joe Rogan. And finally, despite rumors to the contrary and those of us (Jordana) who didn’t even know they were together to begin with, Dakota Johnson and Chris Martin are still very much engaged, if her massive emerald ring is any indication. We’re sending Fashion Bunker to the Caymans to sort out their customer service, and our very demure, very mindful, very cutesy Betch of the Week is Jools Lebron.

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Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni’s PR War, Matthew Perry’s Doctors Arrested, And Netflix’s New Laci Peterson Docuseries Aug 15, 2024

This week, Sami, Jordana, and Aleen wish Ben Affleck a very happy 52nd birthday, and share their theories on JLo’s recent public sightings with Ben and Jen Garner’s kids. Then, they dive back in to the continuing drama around It Ends With Us. Who is winning the PR war? Does rude behavior in an interview mean Blake is a true mean girl, or are her jokes just not landing? Next, several people have been arrested in connection with Matthew Perry’s death, including two of his doctors. We’ll be keeping an eye on the case as it develops. In true crime news, Jordana watched Netflix’s new Laci Peterson docuseries, and gives Aleen and Sami a refresher on the case. Our Betch of the Week is Lily Collins, because we can’t wait to get home and watch the new season of Emily in Paris, and we’re sending Blake, Ryan, and Justin to the Caymans to do a team building exercise together.

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Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds Media Domination, Does The Cast Of “It Ends With Us” Hate Justin Baldoni?, & The Disappointing House Of The Dragon Finale Aug 08, 2024

This week, Sami, Jordana, and Aleen kick things off with two very important discussions: which fast food chicken place is the best, and would you have chosen Big or Aiden in the SATC universe? In other news, Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively have been all over social media with their respective films’ press tours. Is Blake Lively a “crown straightener,” or was she mean to Leighton Meester in the Gossip Girl days? Speaking of cast feuds, what is going on with Justin Baldoni versus everyone else in It Ends With Us? He’s almost suspiciously emotionally intelligent. Meanwhile, why didn’t Ryan Reynolds acknowledge Matthew Macfadyen in any of his Deadpool & Wolverine posts? And why hasn’t anyone except Aleen noticed? Then, Jordana and Aleen share their thoughts on the House of the Dragon finale (spoiler: Aleen is pissed), and Jordana catches Aleen and Sami up on all the RHONJ finale drama. Our Betch of the Week is Blake, and we’re sending Luis Ruelas to the Caymans for saying he hopes Margaret Joseph’s son suffers.

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Simone Biles’ Olympic Gold Clap Back, Ballerina Farm Responds, And Carl Radke’s New Venture Aug 01, 2024

This week, Sami, Aleen, and Jordana kick things off with their favorite Olympics moments so far, including the US Women’s gymnastics team’s incredible win and Simone Biles having the last laugh over MyKayla Skinner. Next, we dive into the world of Ballerina Farm, the viral Times article, and trad wife culture in general. Are they that different from any other lifestyle influencer? Onto celeb news, Ben Affleck bought a $20 million mansion while the $60 million one he shares with JLo still languishes on the market. Can they just announce their separation already so we can all move on? In the world of Bravo, Carl Radke announced his new non-alcoholic venue Soft Bar + Cafe, and we have some constructive criticism on the name. Jax Taylor is reportedly getting some help with his mental health, and we’ll be tuning in when season 2 of The Valley comes back to see how he and Brittany are handling their separation. And finally, Bill Maher has a lot of opinions about Taylor and Travis that he shared with none other than the Hawk Tuah girl. Our Betch of the Week is the entire US women’s gymnastics team, and we’re sending the Times journalist for her mean-spirited article.

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JLo’s Bridgerton Bday, Prince William’s $31 Million Salary, & Presumed Innocent Finale Thoughts Jul 25, 2024

This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami jump right into it with the latest Bennifer updates. JLo’s in the Hamptons celebrating her 55th bday with an extravagant Bridgerton-themed bash, while Ben Affleck is on the other side of the country inspiring less-than-flattering headlines about how he might be coping with their alleged separation. In global news, the CrowdStrike outage resulted in mass disruptions for airlines and hospitals, which is a good reminder for Aleen and Sami to get back to work on their bunkers. Next up, the royal family caused a stir with a report that Prince William earned over $30 million last year… no wonder he got such good Taylor Swift seats. And while we’re over in the UK, Matthew Macfayden (aka Tom Wambsgans) did an interview claiming he wasn’t “dishy enough” to play Mr. Darcy, and respectfully, we beg to differ. The Paris Olympics opening ceremony is tomorrow night, and we’ll be tuning in to Celine Dion and Lady Gaga’s La Vie En Rose duet. And finally, Aleen and Jordana share their thoughts on the Presumed Innocent finale. Our Betch of the Week is Matthew Macfayden for being enough for us, and we’re sending the CrowdStrike CEO to the Caymans, but he’s gonna have to suffer through a few canceled flights on his way there.

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Maurico’s Mystery Woman, Tom Sandoval Sues Ariana, And Kate Middleton Goes To Wimbledon Jul 18, 2024

This week, we’re kicking things off with a huge congrats to Sami for reaching number two on the NYT Best Seller list with Democracy In Retrograde! This week also marks the release of The Tummy Ache Issue on Betches.com, and Aleen, Jordana, and Sami share some of their embarrassing gastric stories. Onto the celeb headlines: Mauricio Umansky was spotted in Mykonos kissing a mystery blonde… Do you think they went to Nammos? And are any of the remaining RHBOH couples actually real? Speaking of Bravo, Tom Sandoval filed a new lawsuit against Ariana, in a mission to keep his Most Hated Man In America title. In other legal news, Alec Baldwin’s criminal trial has been dismissed, which is great news for the TLC show. Across the pond, Kate Middleton made a rare public appearance at Wimbledon, looking gorgeous in purple. Aleen’s determined to attend next year, and Jordana’s taking lessons so she’s practically tournament ready. And randomly, Ozzy Osbourne has had quite enough of Britney Spears’ dancing videos, not that she cares… although low key we did have to unfollow. Finally, we wrap with a segment called You Deserve A Treat, brought to you by Hill’s Pet Nutrition, to go over some self care goals for the coming week. We’re sending Tom Sandoval to the Caymans yet again, because, in Jordana’s words, that guy stinks. Our Betch of the Week is the Princess of Wales for her much deserved standing O at “the” Wimbeldon.

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Lindsay Vs. Dorinda, Gypsy Rose Is Pregnant, And Ellen Is Done With Show Biz Jul 11, 2024

This week, Aleen is back from Greece with a hot take about Mykonos, and an even hotter sunscreen conspiracy theory that she needs Sami and Jordana to weigh in on. Sami’s new book, Democracy In Retrograde, is in high demand in stores *and* at the library (ever heard of it?). In celeb news, Lindsay Hubbard is pregnant and made the announcement in true Lindsay fashion: via a sponsored post. Did Dorinda really spill the news to The Traitors’ producers and get her axed from the show? Speaking of pregnancies, Gypsy Rose Blanchard is expecting a baby with her boyfriend Ken, and we would totally watch their TLC show. Jordana is finally caught up on the Hawk Tuah girl…the American Dream has truly evolved so much in our lifetimes. We’re excited for the sequel to The Devil Wears Prada, and a little frustrated by House of the Dragon season 2 (someone please get Jordana a character guide ASAP). And is Ellen DeGeneres actually leaving fame behind after her Netflix special drops? Finally, we wrap with a segment called You Deserve A Treat, brought to you by Hill’s Pet Nutrition, to go over some self care goals for the coming week. We’re sending Nammos Mykonos to the Caymans for bamboozling Aleen, and our Betch of the Week is the Hawk Tuah girl for signing with UTA.

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Celine’s Documentary, Has Bennifer Been Over Since March?, And Lindsay And Carl Head Back To Summer House Jul 04, 2024

This week, Aleen may be in Greece, but Jordana is looking tan, which according to her dermatologist is *not* a compliment. Sami reveals her meteorology skepticism (climate change is real, but weather apps are fake). Jordana and Sami share their thoughts on Celine Dion’s new documentary… JLo’s doc is feeling more insignificant by the day. Speaking of JLo, a new update suggests she and Ben have actually been separated since March, and Ben has been looking to Jennifer Garner for advice on the situation. Listen to find out what we think that advice actually is. Then, Sami explains Charli XCX and her new album Brat to Jordana, and they discuss their Summer House season 9 predictions. Finally, they wrap with a segment called You Deserve A Treat, brought to you by Hill’s Pet Nutrition, to go over some self care goals for the coming week. Our Betch of the Week is, of course, Celine. And we’re sending Ben Affleck’s publicist to the Caymans to figure out how to make him look less miserable in the tabloids.

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JLo Flies Commercial, Mindy Kaling’s Baby News, And Hugh Grant Comes Out As A Swiftie Jun 27, 2024

Sami’s in LA for VidCon, so Jordana and Aleen are here to discuss all the stories of the week. Jordana kicks things off with a recap of her failed attempt at procuring Eras Tour tix in London. Taylor, if you’re listening, Vivid Seats seriously needs to get their act together. Aleen’s heading to Greece next week for her 5 year wedding anniversary (and 10 year dating anniversary!), and reflects on how long term relationships shape you as a person. Speaking of vacations, JLo was papped flying commercial, which raises the question: how tight *is* money right now in the Bennifer household? If you could have insider info on any celeb’s finances, who would you choose? We’re sending a huge congrats to Mindy Kaling, who surprised everyone with an announcement that her 3rd child was born back in February. How many pre-planned IG posts must she have taken to keep that under wraps? In other celebrity offspring news, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise’s daughter Suri has dropped her dad’s last name, not long after Shiloh Jolie-Pitt announced plans to do the same. The family drama there might be even more fascinating than JLo’s tax return. Next up, despite his fears about the world tour being ruined, Justin played Madison Square Garden this week to an audience that somehow included Martin Scorsese. And notorious hater Hugh Grant tweeted his love of Taylor Swift after her show at Wembley, where Prince William was also spotting shaking it off - was everyone there except Jordana? Finally, filming has commenced on Freaky Friday 2, and we can’t wait to see it in 2025. Our Silver Star of The Week, brought to you by Heineken, is Prince William for letting loose at the show. And Vivid Seats is getting a one way ticket to the Caymans for their terrible customer service.

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Lindsay And Carl Dominate The Reunion, Justin Timberlake Gets Arrested, And Joe Alwyn Finally Speaks Jun 20, 2024

This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami are coming to you from the Spotify studio at Cannes Lions! They kick off the episode with some highlights from the festival, before unpacking Part 2 of the Summer House reunion and the continued Carl and Lindsay drama. In other news, Justin Timberlake has been arrested in the Hamptons for a DWI… This is really going to ruin the world tour. Cayman’s poster boy Armie Hammer is attempting a comeback by reminding everyone he was accused of cannibalism. Maybe he can stay there for a while longer. Joe Alwyn makes a rare public statement about his former relationship with Taylor, and we’re actually not mad at it. Finally, Scooter Braun is officially a manager no more. What is he trying to get ahead of? Listen to hear our theories. Our Silver Star of The Week, brought to you by Heineken, is Joe Alwyn for keeping it so classy. And Justin is getting a time out in the Caymans until he can figure out how to call an Uber.

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Mr. and Mrs. Smallest Man Who Ever Lived, Are Ben and Jen The Same As Lindsay And Carl? And The Summer House Finale Jun 13, 2024

The Betches are getting ready to head to Cannes next week! They’re ready for a week at Spotify Beach, where Jordana and Jared are going to be on a panel - they’re even on the same flier as John Legend. Helloooooo, legendary. We also hear the Kelce brothers are scheduled to attend too-- will the Betches end up in the presence of Taylor? We’ll report back. Speaking of Taylor, The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived aka Matty Healy is engaged to model Gabbriette Bechtel, and we have a lot of thoughts, including a niche theory. From one troubling couple to the next– JLO and Ben Affleck are selling their $60 million dollar mansion. Is a divorce imminent? Why couldn’t they have bought a simple $15 million dollar cottage like Prince Harry and Meghan Markle?! Has Jen Garner been secretly planting these press stories? Listen for our thoughts. Finally, they wrap up with a Summer House debrief including the Carl/ Lindsay and Amanda/Kyle of it all. Our Silver Star of The Week, brought to you by Heineken is Ciara, because she showed up, looked ethereal, and had Kyle crying. West is taking a time out or maybe an uncomfortable coffee with Ben and JLO.

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JLO’s Weird PR Moves, The Baldwins’ New Show, And Lindsay VS Carl Jun 06, 2024

All 3 betches are together IRL, and we have a lot to discuss today. So much news, so little time. JLO canceled her tour and tbh, we’re not distraught at all over it. Will this save her marriage? Good luck to her PR team. The Baldwins are coming to TLC – yes, you read that correctly. Mark your calendars for 2025. The three give their hot takes on the Traitors cast announcement, and of course we have to talk about the Summer House finale, and the Cheez Its VS Goldfish of it all. Betch of the Week goes to the casting department for Traitors. TLC was closing in as a second Betch of the Week. We’ll have to see how The Baldwins actually is first. Maybe the network will have a renaissance from this.

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Are Nepo Babies The New Socialites? JLo’s Feisty Clap back, And Our VPR Finale Debrief May 30, 2024

We’re back betch and glad it’s a short week. Sami, Jordana and Aleen recap their Memorial Day Weekend and then give their congrats to Sofia Richie who just became a mom! Are nepo babies the new socialites? That’s the question we’re askin’. Our resident JLO representative Aleen gives the rundown on her recent clapback about her marriage during a press conference. We watched The Challengers and The Idea Of You. Yes we have some hot takes. Like, did they even have chemistry?! The episode wraps up with their recap of the VPR Finale. The Bravo producers will be sent to the Caymans and Billie Eilish is our Betch of the week. Sami can’t stop listening to her new album.

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Is This The End Of Bennifer? Does Anne Hathaway Need To Calma? And ScarJo VS AI May 23, 2024

Cheers betch, it’s almost Memorial Day Weekend.It’s about to be the summer of Betches. Aleen’s oldest, Mila is ready for the pool and Jordana’s ready for the heat. Well, as the temps rise, one couple seems to be cooling down… JLO and Ben WTF is going on?! And, now Jennifer Garner is getting involved... From one couple to the next, are Taylor and Travis secretly engaged or is Trav not even planning an engagement? The Betches break down the crazy couple headlines. They wrap up with a quick Valley debrief, and Jordana and Sami’s hot takes of Anne Hathaway’s new movie, The Idea Of You.. which leads them to let you know that Harry Styles is single again. Delulu girlies rise up! Our Betch of the Week: Scarlett Johansson fighting against AI. We’re sending Bennifer to the Caymans and will be joined by the AI guy who screwed over ScarJo.

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King Charles’ Scary Portrait, Hailey Bieber’s Pregnancy Announcement, And Sophie Turner Tells All May 16, 2024

Aleen is back from across the pond, which makes it perfect timing to discuss King Charles’ scary new royal portrait… It’s giving Carrie at prom. Hailey Bieber’s pregnant, and Benny Blanco is ready for kids, will Selena and Hailey be expecting at the same time? Speaking of couples, Sophie Turner is telling all to British Vogue about her divorce and friendship with Taylor Swift, leaving no stones unturned. Lots of new shows that we will be SAT for are coming: a Legally Blonde prequel, the Wicked movie and Pop Culture Jeopardy. Sign us up! How would we do?? Sound off in the reviews. Whoever didn’t submit the annual report for Harry and Meghan’s Archwell foundation will be sent to the Caymans, and Benny Blanco is our Betch of the Week.

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Met Gala Recap, Tom Brady’s Epic Roast, And WTF is Going On With Drake and Kendrick?! May 09, 2024

Aleen’s across the pond, but Sami and Jordana are here IRL. Guess what? Jordana moved again… lucky number 7! Now onto the event of the year… fashion’s biggest night– the MET Gala! Sami and Jordana share their favorite looks from the evening and introduce our new segment, Who Wore It Betch? Sponsored by Sparkling Ice. Was Zendaya their fave, and why was Kim K wearing a cardigan?! We have a lot of thoughts… From the MET to the GOAT– yes we’re talking about the epic roast of Tom Brady. Jordana gives her debrief after watching with Mike. Justice 4 Bridget Moynahan, listen and you’ll find out why. The two share which celebs they’d love to be roasted next, and the list is endless. The Betches wanna be roasted! Perhaps a joint 40th birthday founders roast? They wrap up with WTF is going on in the rap world aka Drake and Kendrick’s latest beef. Bring Esther Perel on to facilitate the roast of these guys. Therapy sessions are the new roast, we don’t make the rules. Our Betch of the Week is Tyla, because she had the best outfit, and got people to carry her up the stairs. Drake and Kendrick will be sent to the Caymans so they can work out their sh*t together Parent Trap style.

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White House Correspondents Dinner Recap, MET Gala Predictions, And Barbra Streisand’s Ozempic Comments May 02, 2024

We begin today’s episode with Sami’s celeb sightings and peak and pit from her time at the White House last week. Hint, one includes Jon Hamm. The Betches do a quick segue into The Valley, because Jax Taylor and Brittany were at the Correspondents Dinner… Switching gears from celebs in DC to NYC-- we’re less than a week away from the MET Gala. The 3 give their predictions on who will show up. And how miserable will Ben Affleck look? His wife is a co-chair of the evening after all… Then onto the IG comment that sent the internet spiraling: Barbra Streisand asking Melissa McCarthy if she’s on Ozempic. Then onto another quick Baby Reindeer recap because Jordana is curious. She also gives her Anyone But You review. Is Sydney Sweeney a good actress… or is she just really hot? Thus going into a convo on what their fave bad romcoms of all time are. Jax Taylor will be sent to the Caymans because he sent Brittany to a tantric sex expert. Wtf?! Barbra is our Lifetime Achievement Betch of the Week, because she made the internet funny during some dark times.

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Taylor Swift’s Tortured Poetry, Is Kylie Jenner *Actually* Pregnant?, and Our Baby Reindeer Debrief Apr 25, 2024

Sami kicks off today’s episode coming at you live from DC. Then onto the album on everyone’s lips… The Tortured Poets Department, and what are our fave songs so far? We’re into petty Taylor (especially when she likes and then unlikes our IG post!) Speaking of petty, the Betches delve into the Kim K song drama of it all… Will Taylor ever get over it? Speaking of Kardashians, Kylie Jenner might be pregnant again! Listen and you’ll find out our theories on where her relationship with Timotheé stands. They wrap with a debrief on the hottest new show, Baby Reindeer, plus a Bravo recap. Nelson Peltz (Nicola’s daddy) will be sent to the Caymans for initiating and failing at his Disney takeover…. What is he so mad about? Betch of the Week of course, has to go to Tay, for the most streams in a day of her new album. She’s forever the Queen of breaking her own records.

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The Tortured Poets Album Leak, The Not So Shocking Golden Bach Divorce, And Caitlin Clark’s Our MVP Apr 18, 2024

The original recipe is back, IRL. Aleen kicks things off with a revelation that one day, some day, she *will* turn 40, but at least she has a trip to Japan to look forward to. Of course, we have to discuss all things Taylor ahead of The Tortured Poets Department release. Even Jordana has to admit Tay and Travis looked really cute at Coachella. On a *not so shocking note * the Golden Bachelor Gerry Turner is getting a divorce after 3 months of marriage to Theresa Nist…. It’s giving Kim K and Kris Humphries. Our Betch of the Week is NCAA superstar Caitlin Clarke, who’s worth way more than she’s being given. Get your sh*t together WNBA. As for the Caymans? Gerry and Theresa are on their way, they knew this divorce was coming before they even got married…. We’re unable to be duped.

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The Great NY Earthquake, The End Of Curb, And The Scathing Brandy Melville Doc Apr 11, 2024

Ciao betch, Sami’s celebrating her birthday in Italy, but Aleen and Jordana are here to discuss all the pop culture tea of the week, starting with an immediate breaking news story while recording. They recap their earthquake and eclipse stories– Aleen has an emergency bunker. Jordana’s not invited, unless she promises not to tell anyone…. Betches Luv This Bunker– has a nice ring to it right? Then, onto an in depth debrief on the Curb finale and the Brandy Melville doc that has every millennial reeling right now. Noah Cyrus liked who’s thirst trap? That’s right, her sister Miley’s ex-husband Liam Hemsworth’s. WTF is going on with that family? Speaking of Miley, JoJo Siwa’s tryna enter her own Can’t Be Tamed era, and causing quite the stir. In happier news, another Bridget Jones movie is in the works. Larry David is our Betch Of The Week, his show’s had a good 25 year run. And Stefan, the founder of Brandy Melville will be sent to the Caymans. No further questions.

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The Betches Take Harvard Business School, Cowboy Carter Era, Taylor Swift and Trav Take Coachella Apr 04, 2024

The Betches are fresh off the heels of their speaking engagements at Harvard Business School, what like it’s hard?! They recap their trip and the drama that ensued afterwards. Then onto the biggest pop culture news of the week: Beyonce’s Cowboy Carter has arrived, and Jolene better sleep with one eye open. Taylor Swift has *officially* achieved billionaire status, and she Travis are going to Coachella together. Sorry, are they 26?! Lizzo’s quitting-- well not really. Listen and you’ll find out her reasoning. They wrap up with Aleen’s thoughts on Shogun, and Jordana finally watched Buying Beverly Hills! If you’re a reality TV lover, and if you’re still confused if canned tuna is chicken or fish tune into our website and socials on Monday April 8th to see what we’ve been cooking up.

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Kate Middleton’s Shocking Announcement, Diddy’s Home Invasion, And Debriefing the ‘Quiet On Set’ Doc Mar 28, 2024

The Betches begin this week’s episode with their peaks and pits of their collective 35th birthday Mexico getaway-- including what they were up to when they found out about the shocking Kate Middleton news. We all owe her an apology... Then onto some other serious topics (not the lightest news day). They discuss Diddy’s FBI home invasion and their thoughts on the the chilling Quiet on Set Nickelodeon documentary. In happier news, Ariana Maddix is finally moving out of her house with Tom Sandoval! Will she back at VPR or is it time for her to move on? And finally, Beyonce’s album drops tonight, we’ve never been so excited to listen to country music.

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KateGate Continues, Caitlyn Jenner & Lamar’s Podcast, And Travis Kelce’s New Gig Mar 21, 2024

The trio is back in action. According to Aleen, the joke’s on us because the Caymans are lovely. We’re recording a day early, because the Betches are going on their collective bday trip tomorrow to Mexico, so first they dive in to KateGate. Of course we’re talking about the TMZ video. Is it a body double? Why are the Royals carrying plastic bags? Is Rose Hanbury the posh Raquel Leviss? Then onto America’s knockoff royal family- the Kardashians, or at least their exes... Caitlyn Jenner and Lamar Odom are launching a podcast together and their logo is giving clip art. What does Khloe think about all this? We won’t be listening. Onto another clickbait headline, Travis Kelce’s new hosting gig-- Listen and you’ll understand the irony.

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Oscars Recap, Kate Middleton’s Photoshop Fail, and Are Taylor and Travis On The Rocks? Mar 14, 2024

Happy Bday Aleen! An important day for Pisces everywhere. While Aleen’s in the Caymans, Sami recaps her trip to the White House and Jordana gives a sneak peak into her U Up interview with her dream guest Esther Perel. They recap the (boring) Oscars, where the most exciting headline seems to be Vanessa Hudgens’ pregnancy. Kim K also continues to attempt to hard launch Odell at every major event, including the Vanity Fair Oscars After Party, and no one cares. Speaking of couples, are Taylor and Travis on the rocks? Sami thinks so, while Jordana thinks Tay should consider circling back to one of her exes. Then onto more piping hot English breakfast tea – Kate Middleton’s photoshop fail, and Prince William’s alleged affair. We’ll see how things look after Easter… Also, this just in, Meghan Markle has a new lifestyle brand that just launched mid-recording… American Riviera Orchard. They wrap up with a VPR recap and the Mauricio/ Hilton drama. Olivia Rodrigo is our Betch of the Week for handing out Plan B and condoms to fans on the GUTS tour. Kensington Palace’s PR team will be sent to the Caymans. No further questions.

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Get Off Kate Middleton’s Ass, Bravo State Of The Union, and WTF Is Going On With The Cyrus Family? Mar 07, 2024

Sup, betch. Sami is podcasting from DC today, before heading off to the White House! We fear she’s become a Gen Z TikToker, because she’s doing a GRWM while recording. A multi tasking queen. The three dive in on one of Sami’s fave topics: the Royals and Kate Middleton’s suss spotting. Can we all give the girl a break?? Next, some Bravo updates: splits, pregnancies, and a new couple feat. an Olsen twin’s ex. Listen and you’ll find out who. Then, the Cyrus family’s love triangle drama is giving the plot of Something’s Gotta Give. Sami and Aleen wrap up with their hot takes on Kate Winslet’s new show, The Regime. Tish and Dominic will be sent to the Caymans. Your job as a parent is not to date your daughter’s ex… duh. Parenting 101.

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Where TF is Kate Middleton? The Kelce Trav-esty, and Love Is Blind Debrief Feb 29, 2024

All 3 betches are back in studio IRL, and joined by a very special guest… Sami’s new puppy! It’s toasty AF in here, so the gals are schvitzing and stressin’. Speaking of stress, the 3 kick off today’s episode with the name on everyone’s lips: Kate Middleton — WTF is going on and what won’t William tell us?! We’re waiting for her TikTok debut, preferably to Beyonce’s Texas hold ’em. Now onto another man stirring up some drama, Travis Kelce… and his Vegas partying after only visiting Taylor down under for 2 days. He’s a very “committed boyfriend.” Jordana and Sami give their Love is Blind debrief — does Chelsea really look like Megan Fox?! Sami thinks a different celeberity… listen and you’ll find out. They wrap up with Sami’s detailed retelling of Reesa Teesa’s TF Did I Marry? Yup, the story told in 52 parts on TikTok. See? We can be our own documentarians. Our Betch of the Week is Ruth Gottesman, for her $1 billion donation to the Albert Einstein College of Medicine, which will cover for free tuition in perpetuity for all medical students.

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The Cut’s Scammer Article, Sandoval Is Deeply Unwell, And JLo’s Awful Movie Feb 22, 2024

Sami got a dog! Well, she exchanged dogs with her mom. Long story, you gotta listen. It’s been a slow week for celebrities, so we’re kickin’ it old school and talking about the most brow raising articles from The Cut and The NY Times, which include a scary scammer piece and VPR’s Assistant’s exposé…Ann has a bright future ahead of her. Jordana thinks she can scam Sami…now that would be a fun game to play. They wrap with Aleen’s hot takes on JLO’s awful movie. No srsly, we still have PTSD, it’s that bad. Our Betch of the Week is Beyoncé because she’s making history yet again! We’re sending Aleen to the Cayman’s, because she’s literally going next week! We’re trying to convince her to sell a timeshare while she’s there…No promises.

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Happy Betch Mitzvah, Super Bowl Recap, & The Met Gala Has A Theme Feb 15, 2024

The company is officially a grown woman… happy Betch Mitzvah to you all on our 13th birthday. Sami, Aleen, and Jordana share some of their fave memories from the early days and tell an embarrassing Facebook story. They debrief a busy Super Bowl Sunday and there’s a lot to unpack: Travis let his bro-flag fly, Ben & JLo stole the show with their Dunkin commercial, and Taylor looked great every time she was on screen. They also tell us what they thought of Usher’s halftime performance (hint: the caressing of Alicia Keys got a little too personal). The Met Gala officially has a theme and it’s a good one. Ariana Grande is teaming up with Mariah Carey and people couldn’t be happier – if only we could get her song out of our head. Finally, Nicola Peltz Bekham and Meghan Markle made headlines this week. Travis will go to the Caymans this week, because he needs to work on his public speaking.

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Speak Now (Betches Version): The Tortured Era Feb 09, 2024

It’s been a long time comin’, but Sami and Holly are back for another episode of Speak Now (Betches Version). There’s A LOT going on at the moment, because Tay just made history at the Grammys, exhibited some very unhinged behavior, AND she simultaneously dropped a major announcement: a brand new album that’s been “2 years in the making”. Yes, we have some reason to believe that the title is a dig at you-joe-who. Fresh off the Grammys (fresh out the slammer), the Eras tour has resumed in Tokyo, and the Super Bowl just days away. Will Trav make a grand gesture if the Chiefs win? Listen and found out, Dear Listener. Speak now or forever hold your peace in the comments if you liked this and want more.

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Drake’s NSFW Video, Grammys Debrief, & Tracy Chapman Is Having A Moment Feb 08, 2024

All three betches are back recording together this week and begin by discussing Drake’s NSFW video… IYKYK. Did he release this video himself or was it really leaked? They debrief a packed Grammys show that featured a few awkward Taylor Swift moments on stage, and an amazing performance of Fast Car by Tracy Chapman – Jordana’s her new biggest fan… even though she only likes the one song. Also Jay-Z made things uncomfortable for everyone and we have thoughts. The Super Bowl is happening this Sunday, so Aleen tells us why she thinks the game was predetermined – Sami’s not so sure, but Jordana only cares about her betting pool anyway. There’s more to say about Taylor’s big announcement, but you’ll have to wait until tomorrow’s episode of Speak Now Betches Version. In the meantime, Tracy gets her moment to shine as our Betch of the Week, and Phoebe Bridgers gets the honor of sending some guy named Neil to the Caymans. Good luck selling those timeshares while you “rot in piss” (Phoebe’s words, not ours).

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JT Apologizes To Absolutely F–king Nobody, TSwift’s Going To The Super Bowl, And UMG VS TikTok Feb 01, 2024

It’s February - the worst month ever! But that also means that Betches’s birthday is in 2 weeks...and it's our Betch Mitzvah! Won't you please come up and light candle number 13? Sami is preparing a montage, and maybe we’ll include Levels by Avicii in it, if we can get the music rights (shout out to the TikTok vs. UMG feud). While Sami is sound mixing, Jordana is busy selling her wares on Facebook Marketplace (her Betch of the Week and part of our new sustainability initiative). Then they move onto this week's headlines: Justin Timberlake is in his flop era, Sami and Jordana re-forecast their Taylor & Travis relationship timeline to account for the Chiefs making it to Super Bowl. We’re so proud, but also just about ready for them to put their public honeymooning on pause. There's also Sophie Turner and her semi-hard launch with British aristocrat boyfriend Peregrine Pearson, and Tom Sandoval is on the press circuit. This week, Justin Timberlake will be sent to the Caymans. He needs to experience some rejection.

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Barbie Oscar Snubs, Selena’s Body Revelation, And Jason Kelce’s Bare Chest Jan 25, 2024

Sami and Aleen are back in the Betches HQ studio and they’ve got a bone to pick with the Oscar noms that were just released. Everyone is buzzing about Greta Gerwig and Margot Robbie snubs, and we’re all ready to move past darkly-lit “complex man does terrible thing” movies. Onto things we love – Selena Gomez opened up about body image in a series of IG posts with an inspiring update on a throwback bikini moment. Aleen also shares a positive paparazzi (pos-arazzi?) red carpet encounter between some of our favorite celebs. They introduce a new segment called “some things people are talking about that we don’t really care about but we’ll mention anyway” – and the list goes on: Jason Kelce’s bare chest, Kardashian sponsorships, Jacob Elordi’s relationship status, and Tristan Thompson’s doping scandal. They wrap with some TV recs, Timothée’s resurfaced rap footage, a classic Anne Hathaway moment, and the Betch of the Week.

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Emmys Red Carpet Roast, Ariana Grande’s New Song, And A Royal Hospital Scare Jan 18, 2024

Jordana, Sami, and Aleen begin today with a heated discussion that brings them back to their sorority rush days *shudders* Shoutout to AEPHI! Sami begins the pop culture topics by introducing a new segment: Betch of the Week. We chose 2 because they’re just too good. Then onto an Emmys red carpet roast recapping all their fave and worst looks – it’s giving Jovani. Switching gears to the music industry, Ariana Grande returned to music and dropped a new song for the first time in 3 years… Is it a bop or a flop? We’re divided. In other news across the pond, Kate Middleton was admitted to the hospital due to abdominal surgery. Spoiler alert, she’s doing fine. They wrap up with a preview of today’s live RHOSLC table read, and Mauricio will be sent to the Caymans this week because god knows how many times he’s cheated.

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Golden Globes Reactions, What Were Selena & Taylor Whispering About?, And The White Lotus Szn 3 Cast Reveal Jan 11, 2024

Aleen, Sami, and Jordana kick off today’s episode debriefing their first outing of 2024 – their Taylor Swift cover band concert. Then they dive in with a recap of the 2024 Golden Globes, including Jo Koy’s lack of originality. Of course we have to talk about the gossip sesh seen round the world: Selena, Taylor, and Keleigh Teller’s caught on camera convo. Honestly, we’d do the exact same thing. Listen to find out who we’re *pretty sure* they’re talking about. Has a new couple emerged from the Golden Globes… aka Meryl Streep and Martin Short? Post-Golden Globes the trio wrap up with the latest on the White Lotus season 3 announcements and who was just cast. No Caymans this week, we’ll give you your couple minutes back.

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Gypsy Rose Is On Fire, Jimmy Kimmel VS Aaron Rodgers, And Our Saltburn Review Jan 04, 2024

Happy New Year betch! 2024 is off to a great start, because we’re back to our original recipe. Welcome back Aleen! The three have a perfectly unhinged catch up and then dive into the latest news in pop culture, starting with Queen Camilla’s new podcast- trust us, she’ll be doing ads for MeUndies in no time. Gypsy Rose Blanchard was released from prison and is now sharing a little too much on the internet with her newfound fame. Bachelor Nation faced yet another divorce 30 seconds into the new year: Rachel Lindsay and Bryan Abasolo are splitting and he’s the one requesting spousal support. The boys are fighting: Jimmy Kimmel and Aaron Rodgers that is. Listen and you’ll find out what set Jimmy off. Kim K had some very controversial Christmas decorations. Does Kim need a boyfriend? She seems bored. They wrap up with their hot takes on the movie on everyone’s lips: Saltburn… bathwater and all.

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The Betches’ Best of 2023 Dec 28, 2023

The Betches have blessed us with a round up of the hottest pop culture moments and dumpster fires of 2023. From the best moments in TV to the most fever dream of celeb couples, Jordana and Sami cover it all, including some of their pop culture predictions for 2024. Plus all about their NYE plans– you can alway rely on Jordana to bring the board games. Summing up this year, Kanye and Elon will be sent to the Caymans. We’ll send them into space together– Economy only. And lastly, a special thank you to our faithful listeners for your grace as we get facts wrong.

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The Year of Break Ups, Is Selena Gomez A Little Unhinged?, Demi Lovato’s Big Ass Engagement Ring, And The Upcoming American Girl Movie Dec 21, 2023

Ho ho ho, betch. Sami and Jordana are recording this episode a little early for you because by this time, Sami will be jet setting to Japan- a #1 bucket list destination for her. Jordana, not so much.. But rest assured, Sami will bring back some Ramen for her. Look out for her Betches travel guide. Another couple bites the dust, this time it’s Kendall Jenner and Bad Bunny (no shock there). From one break up to a surprise engagement (#2) for Demi Lovato and her huge ring that’s worth all the hype. And a PDA filled hard launch from Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco. Is Taylor inspiring her celeb besties to not hint at sh*t anymore? Millennials rejoice, an American Girl movie is in the works and we’ll be first in line. Sami’s Samantha doll story will melt your heart. Updates from this week’s Chiefs game changed Jordana’s relationship timeline for Taylor and Travis, and Sami too! It all depends on the Superbowl. Travis will shockingly be sent to the Caymans, because he’s being such a dude bro. Listen and you’ll find out why.

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A Very Royal Photoshop Fail, Kylie & Kris Crash Wonka’s Premiere, And Will Taylor & Travis Make It Past The Superbowl? Dec 14, 2023

Happy Hanukkah, betches. Sami kicks off today’s episode sharing her Hanukkah celebrations from the VP and First Gentleman’s big bash at the *other* White House. While on the topic of celebrating, they wish Taylor Swift a happy 34th birthday — even if Travis was too busy to celebrate with her — which leads to more speculation about their relationship timeline. Speaking of couples, Kylie and Kris Jenner were spotted sneaking out of Timmy’s LA premiere for his movie Wonka– will Timothée become Stormi and Aire’s stepdaddy? The congrats continue with a shoutout to Hilary Duff who is now going to be a mom of 4(!!) and a reaction to the royal Christmas card, which has caused quite the stir online with a major photoshop fail of Prince Louis. And while we’re on the subject, when will the Sussexes drop their card? Sami and Jordana wrap up with a quick debrief on Julia Roberts new movie, Leave The World Behind, the shocking Vanderpump Rules season trailer, and Paris in Love. The photoshop editor for William and Kate’s holiday card will be sent to the Caymans, no royal treatment included.

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Betch Of The Year, The Year of Taylor Swift, And WTF Is Wrong With Hugh Grant? Dec 07, 2023

Sami and Jordana are having a Friendsgiving get together tonight – yes, a couple weeks too late, but hey they’re working gals. There’s lots to discuss today including our inaugural Betch of the Year finalists and a ton of categories to debate. Then onto Oxford’s Word of the Year (spoiler, it’s Rizz), and, if you’re sensing a theme here, TIME’s Person of the Year… Swifties IYKYK. Lots of clowny headlines today including a Trump TV series starring Sebastian Stan, Kim K’s new Hulu show, Ariana Madix heading to Broadway, and what is up Hugh Grant’s a**?! The two wrap up with their review of the movie May December. No question, Hugh Grant will be sent to the Caymans this week. We wanna hear him complain, what exactly would be his dream job?

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Spotify Wrapped Betches Edition, Justice for Blue Ivy, And WTF Is Going On With Mark Cuban? Nov 30, 2023

Sami trooped her way through the tropics, and begins today’s episode with a recap of her Thanksgiving vacay, while Jordana spills the tea on her holiday with Dr. Naomi. They jump in with a RHOBH debrief, which details Morgan Wade’s first appearance – had she and Kyle Richards f*cked yet?! Jordana reveals her Spotify wrapped in real time, and you’re going to be shocked at who her #1 artist for the year is. Taylor Swift’s moving in with Travis Kelce and the betches have some thoughts– is Jordana officially over this couple? Meanwhile, Blue Ivy is on her own redemption tour, and Mark Cuban is making headlines. If his Shark Tank departure is due to planning a presidential run, the betches would vote for him. No one will be sent to the Caymans this week. Instead we propose a competition involving 3 betch movers: a timeshare selling contest between Aleen, Sami, and Jordana. Who would win?! Sound off in the comments.

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How To Be Good At Shopping: Black Friday Gift Guide Nov 23, 2023

On a special Black Friday episode of the podcast, Sami and Jordana are joined by their co-hosts for the day: Maddy Paul and Maria Del Russo of Good at Shopping. Together, they walk us through the do's and don'ts of holiday gift-giving this year. Is there a *right* way to re-gift? Do people really want you to get them an "experience" gift? And should I go ahead and buy the $250 candle I've had my eye on this season? Sami shares her list of thoughtful gifts for this year and tells us why gifting is her love language. Then Maddy and Maria take the reins and finish the show with their own gift guides, along with some tips and tricks for begin your own best shopper this season. Get your notes app ready, you're gonna need it Betch.

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It’s Giving Thanks, Is The Crown Good-Bad or Good-Good? And Travis Kelce’s WSJ Interview Nov 23, 2023

Gobble gobble, betches. Sami and Jordana are here to distract you from your family this Thanksgiving. They share their holiday plans and then it's onto a royal recap of the first 4 episodes of season 6 of The Crown. Is Camilla Parker-Bowles our new favorite member of the royal family? Were she and Charles star-crossed lovers? Speaking of starbucks lovers, Travis Kelce is gracing the cover of WSJ magazine to tell all about his courtship of Taylor Swift. Will he have a Swiftmas? And wait, there’s more! Tune in to our Black Friday special bonus episode (already in your feed), compliments of Betches' Good at Shopping. Listen to our gifting do's and don'ts and be sure to follow @goodatshopping!

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Speak Now (Betches Version): The Guy On The Chiefs Ft. Ali Vitali of NBC News Nov 17, 2023

Sami and Holly are coming back stronger than a 90s trend today, and they're joined by fellow Swiftie and NBC News Capitol correspondent Ali Vitali. The trio is here to discuss everything from the kiss that broke the internet, to the iconic lyric change, to Travis’s newfound friendship with Mr. (Scott) Swift, and they go deeper into the benefit of young women seeing what it looks like to have a partner who shows up for you. Has Travis finally made it completely uncool to be a f*ckboy? PS. We wanna be your End Game, so Speak Now in the reviews if you enjoyed this and want more, and let us know which famous Swifties you want to join our next episode. And btw (I'm goin out tonight): if you’re willing to trade Eras tour tix with Holly, DM her on IG. Serious trade inquiries only!

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How Close Was The Friends Cast?, Gwyneth's Trial Goes Musical, Grammy Noms and North West Nov 16, 2023

What’s on Sami’s sh*t list? Fire alarms. Listen and you’ll find out what set her off. They begin discussing all the instagram tributes to Matthew Perry by the cast of Friends, which got them discussing: how close is the Friends cast really? Then it was time for some congrats to the Betches team - we’re in Vogue, and got a shout out on the View. We'll be checking the mailbox for our Met Gala invite. North West is back in the news, this time as a self-admitted scam artist. In one of our favorite stories in a long time, Gwyneth Paltrow’s infamous ski accident trial is becoming a musical. Would we fly to London to see it? We’ll see... Jordana and Sami *quickly* touch on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s Buenos Aires PDA filled weekend, but don’t worry Swifties, we saved most of our commentary for this week’s Speak Now (Betches Version). Speaking of our girl Tay, the 2024 Grammy nominations were announced, and Jordana’s hoping for Ryan Gosling to perform. They wrap up with a quick chat about RHOSLC and RHOBH. As for the Caymans? We’ll send the producer of the Gwyneth Paltrow musical somewhere nice, first class. Five star hotel.

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Who Votes For The Sexiest Man Alive? Decoding The Met Gala Theme & Celebrity Family Games Nov 09, 2023

Jordana and Sami begin today’s episode sharing what the betches have been reading and watching this week: not just Bravo, we promise. The SAG-AFTRA strike is over, Jared Leto scaled the Empire State Building this morning, and Patrick Dempsey is named People's Sexiest Man Alive (about 10 years too late in our humble opinion!) Then onto more happy news: kongrats to KRAVIS on the birth of Rocky. Also, the 2024 MET Gala theme has been announced, and a random musing about who will be the first celebrity child to attend the Met Gala led to the spontaneous invention of a brand new Betches podcast game! You'll have to listen to find out. Jared Leto will be sent to the Caymans this week following his desperate ploy for attention.

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RIP Matthew Perry, Bravo's Reality Reckoning, And Should Meryl Streep Date Pete Davidson? Nov 02, 2023

Sami and Jordana begin today’s episode with an interesting debate: should Zillow listings include a rating for how trick or treat-ability? Because their first Halloween in the burbs brought zero trick-or-treaters. They talk about the untimely passing of Friends star Matthew Perry and why it hit everyone so hard. Then onto the Bravo reality TV reckoning – they break down the much-anticipated Vanity Fair article and how Ramona Singer got herself booted from BravoCon in the aftermath (plus a live breaking headline during the recording). They send mazels to Zoe Kravitz and Channing Tatum on their engagement, and spill their hot takes on the (possible) Travis Barker-Kardashian love triangle, IYKYK. Jordana wraps up with her enthusiasm for the Mean Girls Walmart Commercial. Ramona will be sent straight to the Caymans to sell timeshares, no explanation necessary.

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Speak Now (Betches Version): Screaming, Crying: 1989 TV Is Here Ft. Kate Kennedy Oct 27, 2023

High tide came and brought Sami and Holly back for a special episode of Speak Now (Betches Version) with friend of Betches, fellow pop culture connoisseur and most importantly– Swiftie, Kate Kennedy! The trio is talking all things 1989 (Taylor’s Version) so, Dear Reader, we’re going down the rabbit hole sharing all of our first impressions on the vault tracks and re-recordings. All you have to do is– speak now or forever hold your peace in the comments if you liked this and want more.

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JT’s Bye Bye Bye Letter To Britney, Meryl’s Shocking Announcement, And Is Mauricio Dating His DWTS Costar? Oct 26, 2023

Sami and Jordana start with some exciting announcements, including a new Betches podcast that just dropped today. And Swifties tune in tomorrow for Speak Now (Betches Version) covering all things 1989 TV. Is it midnight (come and pick me up no headlights) yet?! The duo then dive in with the hottest takeaways from Britney’s memoir. Yes, we’ll say it: We dislike Justin Timberlake EVEN MORE. Then onto their takes regarding speculation surrounding Kyle Richards and Mauricio’s tumultuous marriage– is he dating his DWTS partner? Speaking of celeb couples, Meryl Streep revealed she has been separated from her husband for… 6 years! What’s going on Hollywood?! Guess she took a note from Jada’s book. JT will be sent back to the Caymans again, this is our place we make the rules. We don’t advise a statement– apologize to Brit then go into hiding.

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Speak Now (Betches Version): Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s NYC Takeover, NYT Profile, and Eras Movie Recap Oct 20, 2023

It’s us (hi!). Sami and Holly are comin’ straight home to your feed with our next special episode of Speak Now (@ Betches Version). We’ve come up with a gorgeous new way to track our Taylor Easter eggs, and this week we’re breaking down Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s enchanting weekend in NYC, their lipstick stained PDA, and BOTH of their surprise SNL appearances. Holly shares her experience after seeing the Eras Tour movie on a date, and Sami shares her deep dive on the NYT article all about Miss Americana. What does Travis think about his dad meeting his new flame? And his new Kansas City mansion cost how much?! Speak now or forever hold your peace in the comments if you liked this and want more.

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Betches’ Big Announcement, We’re Over Justin Timberlake, And Our Fiery Fair Play Debrief Oct 19, 2023

Sami and Jordana are joined by a very special guest… Aleen! Surprise– our betch is joining us to share details on this week’s exciting news: Betches has a new parent company, LBG Media. They tell us what it feels like to make such a huge announcement, and quell any fears that your fave Betches content will be changing. Sami and Jordana spill their hot takes on the new Netflix movie Fair Play, followed by a rundown of the most eye-catching revelations from Britney Spears’ upcoming memoir. Justin Timberlake, we’re over your bullshit. Finally, Sami fills Jordana in on a particular sip of RHOSLC tea. And don’t worry Swifties, all things Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce will be covered in a bonus episode on Speak Now (@Betches Version), coming straight home to your feed tomorrow.

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Bey Showed Up At Tay's Party, Jada & Will's Secretive Separation, & A Very Difficult Week Oct 12, 2023

Sami and Jordana are here to bring some levity to a very heavy week. The two begin by addressing their thoughts with what’s going on in the world, before diving into this week’s pop culture. Spoiler alert, not much happened aside from Beyonce showing up at the Eras Tour film premiere in LA on Wednesday. Also this week, Jada Pinkett-Smith revealed that she and Will have been supposedly separated for 7 years!? Elsewhere in Splitsville, Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner finally reached a custody agreement. They wrap up today’s episode giving their hot takes on an ethical dilemma from the Oversharing podcast, regarding a scalper and his former friend, and a bit of what they've been watching lately.

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KyMau Is NoMo, Kourtney & Kim Kompetition, And Speak Now (@ Betches Version) On Travis & Taylor's Taking Phase Oct 05, 2023

Sami and Jordana are here to get into "the pop culture" while Aleen is on maternity leave. They begin the episode by welcoming the man whose name is on everybody's (red) lips — Travis Kelce — to the 34 Club (our slogan: it's not that great). Next they discuss reporting on a certain popular Bravo couple and their new real estate venture in Splitsville. From one messy situation to the next: Pete Davidson has crashed his car again (Is Pete too famous to take an Uber? We report, you decide.) This episode is like a Hollywood human centipede of exes, because the next headline is that Ariana Grande supposedly moved in with new flame Ethan Slater. Another of Pete's exes was reportedly snubbed by Anna Wintour because she was 50 minutes late to Victoria Beckham’s Paris Fashion Week show, but that drama is nothing compared to what's going on inside the family. What's really behind the Kim and Kourtney feud? Finally, @ Betches Producer Holly joins Sami to wrap up with our new segment Speak Now (Betches Version) to spill all the Swiftie updates.

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Speak Now (Betches Version): Taylor Swift’s NFL Takeover Sep 29, 2023

It’s us (hi!) We’re back for a bonus episode, betch. This time Sami is joined by our producer Holly for a special edition to the pod: Speak Now (Betches Version.) This week we’re discussing what we think is really going on between Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. Traylor? Oh wait we’re not doing couple names… yet. We’ve got a blank space for this budding couple and we’re spilling all the tea on her enchanting weekend in Kansas City. Are Donna Kelce and Andrea Swift the same person? What does this mean for 1989 (Taylor’s Version)? And they debrief the Sophie Turner of it all. Speak now or forever hold your peace in the comments if you liked this and want more.

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WTF Is Going On With Kyle And Mauricio?, NFL (Taylor’s Version), & Kylie And Timothée Take Paris Sep 28, 2023

We have a new baby betch in town, congrats Aleen! But rest assured, we have a very special guest joining Sami today… Danny Pellegrino is here to talk about his brand new book The Jolliest Bunch, coming out October 24th. Of course, he’s also here to talk all things pop culture, starting with a Bravo State of the Union and then onto discussing the hottest *possibly PR * relationships: Kylie and Timothée, & Taylor and Travis — seriously, we need to do a chemistry test for these couples. Kyle and Mauricio are Danny’s pick to send to the Caymans and Sami threw in Lisa Barlow… enough about the ring already.

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Sophie Turner Is Suing, What’s Really Going On Btwn Travis Kelce And Taylor Swift, & Drake’s WTF Moment Sep 21, 2023

Aleen’s out but Sami and Jordana are here this week, and for the first time nothing’s going on– except for one exciting announcement: Gerry aka ABC’s first Golden Bachelor will be on U Up? next week– stay tuned for that! From one hopeless romantic to the next, the two dive in on what’s really happening between Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift. They also share their thoughts on the photo that nearly broke the internet this week: Sophie Turner and Taylor Swift’s NYC outing. Plus, they share breaking news about Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner’s divorce. It’s getting messy ya’ll. Then onto Drake’s recent shady behavior towards Halle Berry. They wrap up with some housewives drama which includes Shannon Beador’s DUI, and a RHONY debrief. Drake will be sent to the Cayman’s this week. Go Halle Berry.

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The Very Milennial VMAs, Joe Jonas’ Blah Statement, And The Kylothee PDA Continues Sep 14, 2023

This week’s episode begins with a debrief of the millennially triggering VMAs, with a trip down memory lane that includes Jordana’s deep dive on the origin of NSYNC, followed by this week’s edition of Sami Sleuths, featuring our producer Holly, where they dive into the world of TS theories of the lavender variety. Then, onto the couple on everyone’s lips: Kylothee and their latest PDA sighting at the US Open, followed by their latest thoughts on Joe Jonas’ blah divorce strategy. Speaking of Splitsville, we have another prediction in the CORRECT column after having predicted Kyle Richards’ daughter Farrah Aldjufrie split from fiancé Alex Manos. Finally, Jordana and Aleen wrap up with their review on the dumpster fire that is And Just Like That season 2. And as for the Caymans? We reserve the right to not send anyone this week. This is our place, we make the rules.

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SOS Joe & Sophie Are Getting A Divorce, Kylie & Timothée’s Hard Launch, KRAVIS’ Hospital Scare, and WTF Happened At Burning Man? Sep 07, 2023

Aleen and Sami start off today’s episode with a special shoutout to today’s birthday betch and our Virgo queen, Jordana! All is now right in the world because all 3 Betches are the same age again, and Aleen can hardly contain her excitement to share her take on Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner’s divorce headlines. This was the perfect opening to introduce ‘Sami Sleuths’ where she shares her conclusions after scouring the internet regarding Joe & Sophie’s relationship history. From one couple to the next, the Betches discuss Kylie & Timothée’s PDA hard launch at Beyonce’s Renaissance tour in LA, Kourtney and Travis’s hospital scare, and the latest speculation on Summer House’s Carl and Lindsay. They wrap up by discussing the dumpster fire that was supposed to be Burning Man. Carl will be sent to the Caymans to sell timeshares, and despite his performance in dental and alcohol sales, we think vacation homes could be his niche.

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Loaf Girl Fall, The Biebers’ Fashion Choices, & Are Lindsay And Carl Really Over? Aug 31, 2023

We’re back to our original recipe this week with all 3 betches together again. Jordana kicks off the episode with the peach and pit of her Lake Como vacay. They share their review of Adam Sandler’s latest and highest rated movie so far: You Are So Not Invited To My Bat Mitzvah. Sami has to go to one next month so she’ll report back on the level of bougieness. While recording today’s episode, news dropped of the Summer House couple Lindsay and Carl’s broken engagement, so speculation abounds as to whether or not this is a ploy to gain attention. Speaking of Bravo and schemes, they dive into Erika Jayne’s latest fraud accusation, and share the latest update in Scooter Braun’s fallen empire. They wrap up with a chat about Selena Gomez’s hot new single and who it might be about, before discussing this morning’s hottest news: Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour coming to theaters nationwide in October. Also Loaf Girl Fall is our new aesthetic (don’t ask, just listen) and all pumpkin spice girlies will be sent to the Caymans.

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WTF Is Going On With Scooter Braun?, Jack Antonoff’s Star Studded Wedding, And Selena’s Surprise Return To Music Aug 24, 2023

Two out of 3 betches are here today. Jordana is on vacay in Italy (living it up White Lotus style). Sami and Aleen jump right in with the question on everyone’s lips-- okay not everyone’s, but on ours: Are Timotheé and Kylie still a thing?! After this heated debate, they share their millennial excitement for not one, but two new singles coming from Miley and Selena– on the same day. Speaking of the music industry, hot takes are shared on WTF is going on with Scooter Braun. Who are they stalking this week? (Hint: it’s an update on a Bravo family.) They spill the tea on Jack Antonoff’s LBI wedding and Sami shares her kiki & bouba-inspired theory on the ‘2 sides of Hollywood’. They congratulate Rihanna and Serena Williams on their baby no. 2 arrivals, share an unhinged TV debrief on this week’s RHONY, and as for who will be sent to the Caymans this week? Billy McFarland. If he can sell $500 tickets to nothing he can certainly sell some timeshares.

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Oops Brit’s Getting Divorced, Ashley Olsen’s Surprise Birth, & We’re Over Bethenny Frenkel’s Sh*t Aug 17, 2023

Jordana’s back from moving (again) and played tennis with Sami this morning… without Aleen. Maybe she’ll be a benchwarmer next time? Or how about group lessons for all Betches! The trio dive right into the hottest tea off the pop culture presses: Britney Spears’ divorce from Sam Asghari, Kate Middleton and Prince Harry’s “late night phone calls”, Ashley Olsen’s surprise birth, and Raquel Leviss’ tell all interview with Bethenny Frankel (of all people). Sam Asghari and Bethenny are being sent to the Caymans this week, cause we’re not having any more of their sh*t.

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A Summer For The Girls: Taylor, Beyonce, Selena & More Ft. Jared Freid Aug 10, 2023

This week we’re swapping one J for another: Jordana’s out because she’s busy doing her favorite activity... you guessed it, moving! So Aleen and Sami invite their good friend, and Betches fam member, Jared Freid to discuss the latest headlines and talk about his upcoming Netflix special “37 & Single” premiering August 15th (set your reminder, betch!!). They recap everything that’s gone on this summer, in what has truly become the season for women. From Barbie to Beyonce to Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour and 1989 TV announcement, they dig into why it’s been such a busy couple of months for women’s entertainment. Plus, Jared is manifesting a post-Netflix DM from Selena Gomez — somebody needs to make sure she’s watching the special next week. We’re in a conflict free mood this week, so no one will be sent to the Caymans, just ~vibes~.

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The Truth Hurts Lizzo, TSwift For President, & The Cheating Blame Game Aug 03, 2023

Jordana and Sami are here to announce that they’re each doing their favorite things next week aka moving and seeing Taylor Swift in concert! Things start on a slightly somber note, as they reflect on the news of Angus Cloud and Paul Reubens (Pee Wee Herman) passings. Sami defends herself re: Barbie movie #theatregate last week and shares her big theory on the Ariana Grande + Ethan Slater of it all. Some TSwift news turns things on a positive note, and the two discuss if she should run for prez. They wrap with a reaction to Lizzo’s lawsuit... Jordana’s AJLT hot takes will be saved for when Aleen’s back next week. Ariana will be sent to the Caymans– bc she’s not a girl’s girl… No comment, betch.

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Is Barbie A Corporate Sellout?, Ariana WTF Are You Doing?, & Are Irina Shayk And Tom Brady Together? Jul 27, 2023

Two out of three betches are here to discuss the juiciest pop culture news of the week a la celebrity affairs and possible new couples. Jordana fills us in on moving in with her in-laws– she’s turning into Aleen circa 2021. She and Aleen discuss their sus experience at the movies, and Sami isn’t here to defend herself. They dive in with their hot takes on the Barbie movie, the tea on Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater’s so-called affair, as well as Irina Shayk and Tom Brady’s brewing romance. They end with a RHONY/TV review. It’s no question that Ethan Slater will be sent to the Caymans this week.

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Ariana and Sofia’s Single Girl Summer, Are Harry And Meghan Separating?, & Gigi Got Arrested In The Caymans Jul 20, 2023

Come on Betches let’s go party – Jordana, Sami, and Aleen are seeing the Barbie movie this Friday, and want you to know that they literally can’t wait. After discussing their weekend plans they dive into what felt like the newsiest pop culture week in a while: a la Ariana Grande’s divorce, Sofia Vergara’s single girl summer (don’t ask us to pronounce her ex’s last name), and the rumor mill is questioning if Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are separating. They quickly touch on the new RHONY season and congratulate Lindsay Lohan on her new baby. Lastly, they share their hot takes on Gigi Hadid’s arrest in… *drumroll please*…. The Caymans. The PR team damage control srsly cost more than the actual fine. Since Gigi is already there, problematic people are spared a week.

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Jonah Hill’s (Alarming) Texts, The Emmy Noms Are Here, & It’s Britney(’s memoir) B*tch Jul 13, 2023

The 3 betches open up today’s episode with a debate on ‘bad good’ shows to watch. Then onto discussing the 2023 Emmy nominations– the show airs when Aleen gives birth– will Brian Cox get her through labor? They dive into details on Britney Spears’ memoir: The Woman in Me– will it be a book of Instagram captions? Of course we have to talk about the Barbie press tour seen ’round the world. Then they weigh in on Keke Palmer’s problematic BF and Jonah Hill’s alarming text messages... Both dudes will be going to the Caymans, hopefully with a better therapist.

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Is Threads The End Of Twitter? Who TF is Michael Rubin? And Debriefing The Awful Idol Finale Jul 06, 2023

All 3 betches are back and ready to discuss social media’s hottest new app: Threads– It’s like Twitter back from rehab. They share their thoughts on RHOBH Kyle Richard’s and Mauricio’s separation; speculate on who Olivia Rodrigo’s new single Vampire is about, and discuss the party of the summer: aka Michael Rubin’s star studded Hamptons soiree (our invite got lost in the mail.) They wrap up with their thoughts on the god awful finale of The Idol, and Sam Levinson is being sent to the Caymans-- HBO bring back Amy Simon.

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Did ‘The Idol’ Get Cancelled?, ‘And Just Like That’ Has Too Many Sex Scenes, & Who Cares about Wheel of Fortune? Jun 29, 2023

Aleen and Sami are here holding down the fort while Jordana is out, and one thing that Sami doesn’t care about at all: Pat Sayjak retiring… Give her a notification when Raquel signs her VPR contract. The two dive into the drama of The Idol’s abrupt end. And while we’re discussing awful TV: AJLT is back for season 2 and we pose the question: just because we can show the sex, does that mean we should show the sex? Now onto actual celebs: they discuss Jennifer Lawrence’s fiery interview on WWHL, Taylor Swift’s call out to Swifties about John Mayer, and give their congrats to newly married man, Jon Hamm.

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The Titan Sub Has Everyone’s Attention, Elon Musk VS Zuckerberg Cage Match, & Spotify Broke Up With Harry And Meghan Jun 22, 2023

While Jordana is in Boston doing U Up Live things, Aleen and Sami are covering all the trending news. Sami is 5,000 feet deep into the Titan submersible drama, and we get the latest details. (NOTE: This episode was recorded before news was confirmed of the Titan sub's catastrophic implosion, ending search efforts this afternoon.) Aleen shares the most recent Hollywood feud… the billionaires are fighting: Elon Musk VS Mark Zuckerberg. Seriously, this is like some South Park type sh*t. Whoever loses should donate everything to charity. They send their congrats to Kourtney Kardashian who is expecting a baby at 44 with hubby Travis Barker. We offer our list of baby names here. The betches share their hottest takes on Harry & Meghan’s split from Spotify before wrapping up with the first installment of “Who We’re Stalking This Week” — hint: she’s a Real Housewife, her name is Kyle, and her husband has been conspicuously absent from her IG posts lately. Get your tickets to UUp Live in Boston and NYC while you still can: link here!

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TSwift VS Casa Cipriani, Amy Schumer Roasts Hilaria Baldwin, & WTF Is Wrong With The Idol? Jun 15, 2023

What happens when a pop star gets photographed in a private club? We found out this week in the Casa Cipriani v. Taylor Swift drama, and Jordana has a message for her Swiftie haters. We may be Scandoval’d out, but the trio agree that we need a Raquel tell-all once everything dies down. Sami shares her excitement for Olivia Rodrigos’s new single– Vampires… is it 2009 again? They share their takes on the latest beef in Hollywood aka Amy Schumer roasting the sh*t out of Hilaria Baldwin in her new comedy special. Aleen wraps up with her thoughts on the ~highly controversial~ new series The Idol starring The Weeknd and Lily Rose Depp. The Weeknd will be sent to the Caymans this week, but you’ll have to listen to find out why….

U Up? Live show plug! Come one come all, 7:30 tonight (Thursday, June 15th) in Philly, there’s still times to get your tickies! Betches.co/uuplive

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Taylor Swift And Matty Healy Are Dunzo, Pete Davidson Vs. PETA, & Were Natalie Portman And Her Husband On A Break? Jun 08, 2023

Today is your day non-Bravo fans since we’re recording before the final reunion of the Scandoval of it all. The three betches share their takes on Taylor Swift and Matty Healy’s split — FYI, Sami doesn’t claim to be a Taylor Swift expert, and Jordana doesn’t need any more re-recorded albums. That’s followed by Aleen’s dramatic reading of Pete Davidson’s explicit voicemail to PETA. It’s giving Housewives– honestly, public shaming is never the answer. They wrap things up with Natalie Portman’s marital drama, and introduce the hottest new book club in town, Betch Lit Society. Natalie’s french hubby is being sent to the Caymans, bc gross.

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Sandoval Is Raquel’s Crisis PR, Al Pacino’s A Dad Again, And Just Like That… Kim Cattrall Is Back Jun 01, 2023

Aleen and Jordana are serving as a dynamic duo today while Sami is recovering from the dentist... picture that episode of the Kardashians when Kourt’s lip is numb, it’s exactly like that. The two talk all things Bravo a la VPR reunion part two, and Lindsay Hubbard needing her own PR. Then onto headlines you never thought you’d see, like Al Pacino’s 4th round of fatherhood at age 83 (like there’s no way he’s changing diapers… maybe his own), Blue Ivy's Renaissance tour debut with her mom aka Queen Bey (yes, we’re jealous), and of course the iconic Kim Cattrall's announcement that she's set to return to And Just Like That.

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Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 10 (With Open Eyes) May 30, 2023

We hope you have a high tolerance for pain and physical discomfort, because it's the series finale of Succession, and Sami and Aleen are back for the ultimate recap. They get into all the biggest moments, from the siblings' brief but sweet reunion, to Peter's special cheese, The Great Reallocation, violent hugs, explosive fights, and the all-important vote on the GoJo deal. Sami and Aleen discuss some fan theories and award their final Number One Boy, Out Of The Will, and Boar On The Floor of the episode. We'll never know if Connor is headed to Slovenia, but at least we have the phrase "face eggs" forever.

Thanks for listening…you can smile, Betch.

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The VPR Reunion Is Here, Ariana Tells All, & Taylor Swift’s Troubling New BF May 25, 2023

All three betches are back and ready to dive into the biggest news in pop culture this week, which means is all things Eras tour, and VPR reunion. Sami shares a concert recap and her own theories following Taylor Swift’s statement that she’s “never ever been happier.” The trio also answers the toughest question of the day: who is worse… Matty Healy or Tom Sandoval? You be the judge, betch. They unpack every revelation from the first VPR reunion episode, along with thoughts on Ariana’s public interview. They close things with a tough decision — Matty frankly needs more help than selling timeshares, but he will be sent to the Caymans, because Tom Schwartz has many more weeks to come.

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Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 9 (Church And State) May 22, 2023

Put on your glasses and cry in secret, because Sami and Aleen are back to recap the penultimate episode of Succession's ever, and at long last it's time to lay Logan Roy to rest. They get into it all, from Roman's bungled eulogy, to Shiv and Tom's reunion, and Kendall's strategic moves. Then, Sami and Aleen award their Number One Boy, Out Of The Will, and Boar On The Floor of the episode, and end with their final Forecast ever.

Thanks for listening…woof, woof. And be sure to tune in next Tuesday for their recap of the series finale!

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The Most Reviled Man In America (Ft. Emma Diamond Of Comments By Celebs) May 18, 2023

Sorry betches, Aleen and Jordana are on the road this week – and missing the biggest VPR recap of all time. But never fear, Sami is joined by Emma Diamond, creator and host of the Comments by Celebs podcast, to talk all about the wildly revealing season finale of Vanderpump Rules. They break down all the best moments: Tom & Ariana’s epic breakup scene, the ever-so-satisfying cast reactions, Ariana’s shade-filled WWHL interview, and everything in between. How long do we think the affair was really going on for? What did everyone know about Miami girl? And what else are the Toms hiding from us? Plus, they debrief on where Tom and Raquel’s relationship stands and where we go from here. Finally, they send Sandoval on a solo trip to the Caymans… because he needs to think about what he’s done and those timeshares aren’t going to sell themselves.

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Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 8 (America Decides) May 15, 2023

Tuck your cloven hooves into your slip-on shoes, because Sami and Aleen are back to recap Episode 8 of Succession's final season - and it's finally election night. Absentee ballots are on fire, there's wasabi in Decision Deck Darwin's eyes, Greg's getting busted back down to Greg for the night, and we're down to our last functioning touchscreen. Sami and Aleen share the power rankings for the week, some of their favorite quotes, and cap it off with The Forecast (or perhaps we could call it PENDING).

Thanks for listening… but be warned, for the Conheads are coming. And be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season of Succession to hear more recaps!

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King Charles’ Coronation, Matty Healy’s *Allegedly* Problematic Gesture, DeNiro’s 7th Child, & Vanderpump’s Not-Quite-Finale Recap May 11, 2023

The Betches are are settled after the travels and have plenty to discuss today in the world of pop culture and beyond! They kick off the episode breaking down the long awaited coronation of King Charles, who was captured showing some grumpy faces on his big day. What could His Majesty the King have possibly been complaining about? Then they discuss the latest Matt Healy’s headlines of him *allegedly* doing the nazi salute on stage. Out of context, or actually problematic? Then it’s time to talk about Robert DeNiro, who has announced he soon to have his 7th child at 79 years old! Finally, they get to last night’s Vanderpump’s not-quite-finale episode. Would we all feel different if we didn’t know the Scandoval was right around the corner? They wrap it up with the ceremonial exiling to Cayman Islands, and they are spoiled for options this week, who will get the infamous honor?

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Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 7 (Tailgate Party) May 08, 2023

Can we steal you for a sec? Sami and Aleen woke up on the right side of the coffin today, and they’re back with a recap of Episode 7 of Succession's final season. Matsson’s cracks are starting to show, Shiv & Tom finally fight it out, and Connor’s back in the game. With election night and Logan’s funeral still looming large, they cap it off with their forecast of what’s to come.

Thanks for listening…enjoy your beds, go home, cry. Don’t forget your coats! And be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season of Succession to hear more recaps!

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Best Dressed At The Met, It’s Almost Coronation Day, & Tom Sandoval Is Still the Worst May 04, 2023

The Betches are back from London town and ready to share their firsthand experience across the pond leading up to the coronation. It’s almost King Charles’ big day… Prince Harry, get your sh*t together. Back in NYC, they give their takes for best and worst dressed from fashion’s biggest night– the Met Gala. RIP cockroach. Then they wrap up with a debrief on the leaked VPR finale trailer. Raquel will finally be sent to the Caymans, because it’s about time.

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Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 6 (Living+) May 01, 2023

Who wants to play bitey? Sami and Aleen put on their matching bomber jackets and take off into the *clouds* with a recap of Episode 6 of Succession’s final season, complete with Kendall’s moment in the spotlight, Shiv & Tom’s reconciliation, and Roman’s firing spree. Plus, they discuss Matsson questionable tweet… he’s very European. They give us their favorite quotes from the episode (deep fakes included) and finish with a forecast for next week.

Thanks for listening…Big shoes. Big shoes. Be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season of Succession to hear more recaps!

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Did Joe Alwyn Cheat On Taylor Swift?, Is Sofia Richie The New IT Girl?, & WTF Is Going On Btwn Sydney Sweeney And Glen Powell? Apr 27, 2023

Cheerio, betch. Sami is podcasting from London, with Aleen and Jordana joining her by the time this episode is live. Sami and Jordana are talking all things couples from Sofia Richie and Elliot Grainge’s lavish French wedding, to debriefing the easter eggs in TSwift and Joe Alwyn’s split… and are costars Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell hooking up? They wrap up with a farewell to Bed Bath and Beyond. Use those coupons now! Who’s going to the Caymans? Joe Alwyn, of course. Hope the stewardess isn’t a Swiftie.

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Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 5 (Kill List) Apr 24, 2023

Mind if we perch? The podcast is off to Norway for an @Betches retreat following yet another memorable episode of Succession. Our very own Quad Squad (Sami and Aleen) are back to recap Episode 5 of the final season, and they have a kill list of their own to discuss. They cover Kendall’s Scooby Doo negotiation tactics, Roman’s epic mountaintop rant, and the bags and bags of blood. So much blood. Plus, they share their favorite quotes from the week, and make some predictions for where the future of the company is heading, with or without ATN.

Thanks for listening… but if a podcast collapses in the woods and no one hears it, is it an SEC violation? Be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season of Succession to hear more recaps!

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Are Kylie And Timmy A PR stunt?, The Summerhouse Showdown, & Jordana’s Back In The Burbs Apr 20, 2023

Jordana’s officially in the burbs. Welcome back to Long Island, betch. The trio is all together IRL and begin today’s episode with Jordana offering Sami & Aleen her review of Air, giving it a solid 4.25 out of 5. They dive into discussing the hottest new PR relationship in Hollywood: Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet. Then they wrap up with some reality TV tea: debriefing Summer House drama between Lindsay and Danielle, and the latest on Vanderpump Rules. To close things out, we find out the casting list for ‘3 Betch Movers.’

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Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 4 (Honeymoon States) Apr 17, 2023

It’s a somber episode this week, but we have a great grief guy for you… well, actually two great grief Betches to recap Episode 4 of the final season of Succession. Sami and Aleen have their Tom Wam lip balm on, and share their thoughts about everything that happened leading up to the pivotal board vote. They give their 5-Waystar Earnings Report review, including their favorite moments from the week, and share a myriad of memorable quotes. Plus, they get to the bottom of Logan’s underlined-in-pencil wishes, speculate about Shiv’s pregnancy storyline, and forecast what will happen next.

Thanks for listening… but you might wanna put down that fish taco, you’re getting your melancholy everywhere. Be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season of Succession to hear more recaps!

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T-Swift’s Joe Alwyn Era Is Over, Debriefing Sandoval’s Infuriating Tell-All, & Kate Middleton’s Royal Cuticles Apr 13, 2023

Ciao, betch! Sami is coming at you live from Italia, with Aleen back home. They wish Tay Tay (all too) well following her recent split from Joe Alwyn. Then they share their hot takes on Tom Sandoval’s recent tell-all interview that no one asked for… however, we’re salivating for the reunion. They wrap up with the internet’s latest viral obsessions: Ben Affleck speaking fluent Spanish — who knew — and a reaction on Harry’s confirmed attendance for King Charles’ coronation. It’s pretty obvious who we’re sending to the Caymans this week…. Howie Mandel.

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Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 3 (Connor's Wedding) Apr 10, 2023

Somebody get me the best airplane-medicine-expert in the world, because Sami and Aleen have a lot to discuss and the plane is circling. Episode 3 of the final season of Succession was a memorable one, following the bombshell moment when **spoilers ahead** the family patriarch died on his private plane and everybody was left scrambling. How will things shake out now that the true meaning of “Succession” is in full swing – dramaturgically speaking – and what will happen to the family now that Logan is gone? Plus, they share the standout quotes of the week, talk about the wedding-that-wasn’t (but actually kinda was), and forecast some major predictions for the rest of the season.

Thanks for listening… You make us feel like we caught a foul ball at Yankee Stadium. Be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season of Succession to hear more recaps!

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Barbie’s Meme Tour, Sandoval’s Cover Up, & The Joys Of Canceling Plans Apr 06, 2023

Is anything sweeter than getting out plans at the last second? Maybe having someone come over and cook your holiday dinner for you. Aleen, Sami, and Jordana tell us all about their Passover dinner plans – sorry we couldn’t make it – and why Gefilte fish deserves more respect. The Barbie trailer has everyone talking, and we’re in… but is the movie going to live up to the memes? They talk about the reasons Barbie is going viral, and share the scoop on why Amy Schumer dropped out of the project. Then they go deep on the latest Scandoval news – Schwartz tried to do damage control on WWHL last night – but something isn’t quite adding up. They send Sandy’s business partner on a one way trip to the Caymans so he can try to get his stories straight.

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Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 2 (Rehearsal) Apr 03, 2023

Anyone up for some karaoke? The final season of Succession continues with episode 2, and Sami & Aleen – just a couple of regular joes – are recapping it all. The siblings are still scheming, Conn0r’s rehearsal dinner awaits (sorry we’re late, the chopper took off without us), and Logan returns to his ATN roots to inspire the pirate crew. Plus, they dive into Logan’s karaoke room apology as the Gojo deal looms. Finally, they close the show with a round of “We Rate You” featuring their Number One Boy and some deeply uncomfortable moments - Kerry’s audition tape continues to haunt our focus group nightmares.

Thanks for listening… we hear for you. Be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season of Succession to hear more recaps!

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Gwyneth’s Ski Accident, Harry Styles & EmRata’s PDA, & Selena’s In Her Single Girl Era Mar 30, 2023

We’ve got a lot to catch up on, betch. Most importantly, how much does a good haircut cost these days? Aleen, Sami, and Jordana begin with their hot takes on Hollywood’s hottest new couples: Harry Styles & EmRata, and Selena Gomez & Zayn Malik are both making headlines. After that, they break down Gwyneth Paltrow’s memeable court case, and while on the topic of problematic blondes, they share their thoughts on Reese Witherspoon’s divorce. Aleen wraps up with her debrief on Daisy Jones and the 6 — should we be watching? — and they tell us where the new season of White Lotus will take plus. Terry Sanderson (aka the guy who’s suing Gwyneth) will be sent to the Caymans, because he’ll probably be paying her legal fees anyway.

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Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 1 (The Munsters) Mar 27, 2023

Why is everybody so f*cking happy? Probably because Succession is finally back! Which is why Sami and Aleen are *rummaging* through the much anticipated season premier and recapping it all. They’ve already watched it 3 times – one for each Roy kid, unless you count Connor and his 1% – and they have a lot to say. From sad birthdays and “disgusting brothers,” to bidding wars and breakups, they dump out a ludicrously capacious bagful of memorable moments. Then they close with a “We Rate You” featuring Nan Pierce’s finest lines, Greg’s countless faux pas, and a look ahead to next week.

Thanks for listening… You’re our pal. You’re our best pal. Be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season to hear each Succession episode recap!

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Get Well Mandy, Why Is Coachella A Cheater’s Paradise?, And MGK/Megan Fox Are On A Break Mar 23, 2023

All 3 Betches are back together IRL and kick off this week’s episode with a spirited debate about how women are addressed VS men. Gals? Girls? Ladies? You tell us. The first bit of celebri-tea starts off on a sad note, with the 3 wishing Amanda Bynes well following her recent psychotic episode. Afterwards they dive into the latest VPR/Scandoval updates– the tea is boiling. Right after, Jordana does a quick Last of Us finale recap now that Aleen’s back, and then all of them debrief the latest nepobaby that is Sofia Coppola’s daughter Romy, and how she attempted to charter her father’s helicopter for funsies. Lastly they share their hot takes on MGK and Megan Fox’s split. And who’s going to the Caymans? Raquel for her cringe interview outside the nail salon. It seems only fair since we’ve sent Sandoval multiple times.. She’ll be sent on the Coppola’s helicopter.

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Succession Recap: Season 3 Finale (All the Bells Say) Mar 20, 2023

We hear... for you. Season 4 of Succession is almost here and Sami & Aleen are going to be recapping every single episode... so why not start where things left off? In this ATN Betches ep, they dive into the finale of Season 3 (titled: All the Bells Say) to refresh your memory on the big cliffhanger, who committed the latest betrayal, and what we think may be coming next. They rate the episode on a scale of 1 to 5 Waystars, recap all the pivotal scenes, and share their favorite quotes from the episode. Then they close things out with "We Rate You" by ranking the week's Number One Boy, who's Out of the Will, and which character is Boar on the Floor.

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The Scandoval Continues, Gwyneth Paltrow’s Controversial “Wellness” Routine, & The “Influencer Kid” Dilemma Mar 16, 2023

The gals are back but minus one– Happy Birthday Aleen! Don’t worry all 3 Betches will be together again next week, IRL. (And Sami & Aleen’s Succession recap episodes start Monday!) Jordana and Sami kick off the episode by debriefing the latest in the VPR Scandoval of it all. Then the two do a quick Oscars recap, congratulate Lindsay Lohan on her baby announcement, and share their hot takes on Gwyneth Paltrow’s controversial “health and wellness” routine. They wrap up with a deep dive on the trending “Influencer Kid” interview in Teen Vogue. Gwyneth Paltrow will be sent to the Caymans this week: try finding that bone broth in the islands, Gwyn.

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The Scandoval Of It All, Is The Bieber Marriage Arranged?, & Chris Rock’s Selective Outrage Mar 09, 2023

Aleen and Jordana are out today, but don’t worry Betch, Sami and her good friend Kate Kennedy (host of the ‘Be There in Five’ podcast) are here to spill all the pop culture tea of the week. Of course, the episode begins with a debrief on the Scandoval. That's followed by additional hot takes on the Hailey/Selena drama, the two share their Oscars predictions, and wrap up with their reaction to Chris Rock’s return to comedy in his latest Netflix special.

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Girl World At War: Hailey & Selena, Breaking Down The Murdaugh Trial, & The Prince Of Privacy Is Back Mar 02, 2023

In case you’ve been glued to your screens watching the Murdaugh trial, you’re not alone. The Betches are coming in hot and dive right into a debrief on all the details. Then they share their hot takes on the latest with what’s happening in Girl World: aka what exactly is going on with Selena Gomez & Hailey Bieber? And why is Kylie Jenner involved? From one feud to the next, they give their thoughts on the news that Prince Harry may be adding another chapter to Spare following his eviction from Frogmore cottage. As to who’s being sent to the Caymans? Buster Murdaugh, since he’s not on trial and deserves some sort of punishment aka, no recliner, next to a screaming baby, and has to check his bag.

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Angela Bassett Did The Thing, Does Meghan Markle Watch South Park?, & American Girl’s “Historical” 1999 Dolls Feb 23, 2023

The Betches open today’s episode with a hilarious discussion: how old do you feel you REALLY are? Jordana’s a solid 28, Sami’s settled on 60, and Aleen is a tired 25 year old — she just needs more sleep. Can relate. The trio dives in to share their thoughts on ~that~ viral video of Ariana DeBose from the BAFTAs, followed by a debrief on the latest South Park episode mocking a certain former royal couple — take a wild guess. They discuss more Peltz-Beckham wedding countersuits, Countess Luann’s vomit-worthy concert, American Girl’s new “historical” 1999 dolls (we’re THAT old), and congratulate U Up’s #1 subscriber, Rebel Wilson on her engagement. Then they wrap things up with a recap of the latest Summer House ep — much to discuss. The fan who threw up on Luann will be sent to the Caymans, just to enjoy the trip– not to sell timeshares.

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Happy Birthday Betches, MGK and Megan Fox are Toxic AF, Is Penn Badgley NOT a Legit Actor? Rihanna’s British Vogue Cover, Barney’s Alarming Glow Up Feb 16, 2023

Happy birthday Betches! The OGs are back for a double feature this week. In honor of the special day, the 3 women reminisce on their college days aka where Betches was born. Aleen doesn’t miss it, but Jordana and Sami would pull a hot tub time machine to relive it for a week. They then dive into all the celeb tea: Megan Fox’s cryptic message amid her rumored split from MGK, followed by Penn Badgley’s avoidance of sex scenes, Rihanna’s stunning Vogue cover, Bennifer’s cringe worthy tattoos, and Barney’s alarming rebrand. They wrap up with a TV recap of Vanderpump Rules and the Summer House premiere. Tough call this week, but MGK will be sent to the Caymans.

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Our Rih-Actions To The Super Bowl Feb 13, 2023

Surprise, Betch. Jordana, Aleen and Sami came together to record a special episode recapping the Super Bowl. Aleen got very into it this year, Jordana’s all about the bets, and Sami could can’t imagine caring that much about something. (She lets the memes find her.) They dish on how they celebrated, what they watched, their best and worst commercials of the night, and of course share their hot takes on Rihanna’s halftime show. So, sit back and have your leftover buffalo chicken dip handy (if you didn’t finish it already) ‘cause this episode's a good one.

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Grammys Satanic Panic, The Bennifer Of The Doubt, Would You Swipe Right On Tom Brady?, & Is Armie Hammer Really Broke? Feb 09, 2023

We begin with a fair warning from Sami: she says like a lot in this episode. Okay, now that that’s over with, we have so much piping hot celebri-tea to discuss. The trio starts off with a juicy Grammys debrief, including Aleen’s hot take on Harry Styles’ outfit, and a heated discussion on the state of Bennifer’s relationship. (Too many weddings is always a bad sign.) From one red carpet to the next, the three discuss Reese and Ashton’s awkward AF photos, and spill the tea on Tom Brady’s cringey thirst trap– although Jordana would beg to differ. They wrap with Sami’s debrief on Armie Hammer’s attempted comeback in his latest interview. He’ll be sent back to the Caymans since he was the original inspo for the segment.

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Did Tom Brady Get Buccal Fat Removal?, The Age Of De-Influencing, The Peltz-Beckham Wedding Plotz, & Justice For Pam Anderson Feb 02, 2023

The Betches begin today’s episode asking some real world questions, like Is AI taking over the world? Although, a cook GPT could seriously solve world hunger.. After literally discussing the meaning of life, the women dive into this week’s pop culture news, beginning with Tom Brady’s *official* retirement announcement– for real this time. Sami then debriefs the de-Influencing trend and wtf is going on in the beauty world, which spurs the three gals to share their hot takes on products that are 100% overrated. They move on to discuss rich people problems, aka the Peltz-Beckham’s wedding planner deposit lawsuit, and wrap up with a heated tv/movie debrief all about Tar, and Pamela Anderson’s new doc? The contractor who *allegedly* stole Pam Anderson’s sex tape is for sure being sent straight to the Caymans.

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WTF Went Down In Dubai?, Aire Is Middle Name Energy, Paris' Baby Announcement, & Is Charles A Woke King? Jan 26, 2023

The Betches are hangry, unhinged, and ready to debrief this week’s pop culture news. And before you ask, no they were not in Dubai this weekend (sadly). We begin in Paris where the three discuss Kylie Jenner’s baby name announcement and her latest controversy: wearing a (faux) lion head to fashion week. They then debrief about WTF went on in Dubai this weekend, from Beyoncé’s multi million dollar concert, to Tarte– or as Jared Freid says Tart-é’s lavish influencer trip, before sharing their hottest congrats to Paris Hilton who just became a mom. Sami debriefs Ana Delvey’s new reality show that she'll be filming straight from her house arrest and wrap up with King Charles’ latest proclamation: kicking Prince Andrew out of Buckingham Palace, sorry Mummy.

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Prince Harry Is A Royal Snark, Kim K’s Big Purchase, & Why You Should Be Watching Traitors Jan 19, 2023

The trio is back in-studio today rocking groutfits– it’s raining out, so don’t judge. After a hefty debate on umbrellas vs raincoats, Sami gives her final debrief of Prince Harry’s memoir Spare. Speaking of royal tea, they share their hot takes on Kim K’s big purchase that directly relates to Princess Diana, and break the news of Alec Baldwin’s criminal charges stemming from the tragic Rust shooting. Plus, they recap their latest TV obsession… Traitors on Peacock could be the next big thing: Big Brother and Survivor fans this is for you! As for who’s being sent to the Cayman Islands? Aleen volunteered herself! She’ll do anything for a vacation.

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Crown Jewels: Spare Revelations Jan 19, 2023

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The gift that keeps on giving! This week, Samantha and Lex are back to dig even deeper into Spare, with the help of @Betches’ own Sami Sage. Together, they discover that a second date to Botswana isn’t as original as Meghan thinks, note the rising “todger” count, and critique the now-infamous line “she didn’t know and I didn’t tell her”.

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The Award For Irish Mean Girls Goes To?, Is Prince Harry’s Burn Book Worth Reading?, & What’s The ‘The Menu’ Really About? Jan 12, 2023

Seen any good movies lately? Awards show season has kicked off, and Jordana visited her first theater since the pandemic began. Did she make it through Avatar without crying? We’re looking at you Aleen— and how will she get her revenge for the tiny theater they put her in? Plus, she just finished watching the Harry Potter series for the first time and *needs * to talk about it. Justice for Snape. Sami and Aleen join in to debrief the Golden Globe Awards and the three share their hot takes from the night, including their fave category: Best Actor in a Limited Series. Switching gears, Sami sums up 40% of Prince Harry’s new memoir, Spare. Highlights are on her IG stories if you’re interested. They wrap up with a glowing review of the new movie The Menu, starring Anya Taylor Joy and Voldemort himself. As for who’s being sent to the Cayman Islands? Aleen votes Austin Butler, but the consensus lands on AMC Theaters- no one should have to pay to sit somewhere less comfortable than your couch.

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Watch What Happens On CNN, Is Nicola/Selena’s Friendship a PR Stunt?, Windsor Bros Smackdown, Fleishman Fever Jan 05, 2023

New Year, same betch. The gals are back to debrief their holidays: Jordana is a soon to be game sommelier, Aleen didn’t make it to midnight (RIP Fontainebleau Miami days), and Sami channeled her best Emily in Paris while vacationing in France. They dive in to share their hot takes on the juiciest news from 2023 so far, starting with the reemerged beef developing between Ryan Seacrest and Andy Cohen. Speaking of duos, they discuss Selena Gomez and Nicola Peltz Beckham’s tropical getaway and new found friendship. They wish Jeremy Renner a speedy recovery following his tragic snow plow accident, and Sami fills us in on the latest Windsor bros beef (aka Prince William and Prince Harry) just in time for his Spare book release next week. They wrap with their thoughts on Hulu’s Fleishman is in Trouble. Finally, William and Harry will be sent to the Cayman Islands and cannot come back until they sell a timeshare together.

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The Betches Play Family Feud: Pop Culture Year In Review Dec 29, 2022

Congrats, betch, you made it to the end of the year. How are we celebrating? Good ole fashioned Family Feud style, led by our very own Sean Kilby. We surveyed 30 people from Betches HQ in a variety of pop culture categories from the past year. Spoiler alert, our office is still basic. Listen as Jordana, Aleen, and Sami give it their all with some really *good answer(s) *. Who will emerge victorious in this pop culture showdown? And for the final Caymans send off? The three take it even a step further with a seat on Spirit airlines with no checked bags. Bah humbug

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Debriefing NepoBabies, Mason’s Bar Mitzvah, Rihanna’s Nameless Child Dec 22, 2022

‘Tis the season, betch. Jordana, Sami and Aleen are here to tell us all about their holiday plans including attending Sami’s fabulous soireé (Sorry, you’re not invited). Speaking of fabulous parties, the three dive in to discuss the latest Kardashian festivities: Mason Disick’s Bar Mitzvah. He’s a man now and we’re officially old. From there, they gush over a first look of Rihanna’s adorable baby (who still remains nameless). They then wrap up with the talk of the town this week in pop culture: Vulture’s Nepo Baby article, summing up who their favorite and least favorite celeb kids are. As for who will be sent to the Cayman Islands for Christmas? Instacart. Sami has a bone to pick with them.

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Betches Down Under, Katie Holmes’s Y2K Comeback, & Debriefing The White Lotus Finale Dec 15, 2022

G’day Betch! Jordana and Sami are coming to you live from down under, as the record this week’s episode from the Gold Coast of Australia. Hear all about their travels down under– yes all the touristy things like holding a koala and feeding a kangaroo. So cute. FYI, Jordana might be a star surfer. Then the two dive into all things pop culture that happened this week: from Katie Holmes’ questionable y2k fashion choices — which leads to a discussion of what trends they want brought back — to their favorite and not so popular Golden Globe nominations. The Crown, do better. They wrap up with their royal-tea on part one of the Harry & Meghan documentary and of course, share their thoughts on the White Lotus season 2 finale.

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Something Navy in Some Sh*t, Megxit’s Doc Dropped, & Sami Sage White Lotus Correspondent Dec 08, 2022

The gals are glammed and looking better than usual (Sorry that we’re audio only.) Sami is back from Art Basel just in time to share deets about her upcoming trip down under with Jordana. Hemsworth bros watch out! Don’t worry, Aleen was invited, but she’s doing mom things. The three jump right in to debrief and share their hot takes on the scandal brewing at Something Navy between married couple, Brandon and Arielle Charnas. And, their thoughts on Redditt ruining everything. Aleen takes a time out to vent about NordicTrack's customer service or lack thereof. Then royally switching gears to the tea on Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s Netflix doc. The three debate is this for entertainment or journalism? They touch on Celine Dion’s shocking health diagnosis before diving into all things White Lotus finale predictions: Who’s gonna flip, who’s gonna die, and who’s possibly asexual? (Mike White, come on our podcast!) As to who’s being sent to the Cayman’s this week? No question, NordicTrack per Aleen's request.

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Who TF Approved Balenciaga’s Campaign?, Kimye Divides Their 19 Homes, & “All Too Well” VS Spotify Wrapped Dec 01, 2022

Sami is living it up at Art Basel this week, while Jordana and Aleen are here to debrief their Thanksgivings. Aleen made lox with her dad, and spoiler: the result was delicious. Then onto celeb news and the Balenciaga scandal—like Kids R Us gone wrong. They unpack Kim K’s statement about the controversial campaign, before sharing some updates on Emrata and Pete Davidson (aka America’s Rebound Guy). They then wish the Biebers well amid Hailey’s latest health scare, before breaking down their Spotify Wrapped. Then back to the Kardashians, re: Kim and Kanye’s divorce settlement. How will they divide their 19 homes? They wrap up with some TV talk: Jordana’s rewatching Laguna Beach (it’s as good as you remember), and they share their thoughts on the latest White Lotus ep. As Aleen said, so much sex, so little time. In terms of who’s going to the Cayman’s this week, it’s a no brainer…Balenciaga, obviously.

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Were Harry & Olivia Only Together For The Movie?, A $4.8 Million Gummy Bear Saga, & Cracking The Case Of The White Lotus Nov 24, 2022

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Jordana, Sami, and Aleen share their plans for the holiday: who’s hosting, what are they bringing, what’s the best size for a gathering? So yes, this is kind of turning into a Martha Stewart podcast, but we’re not mad about it. Then onto celeb news of the week, and they start off with the big breakup—Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde. They debate when the breakup actually happened (re: the weird af premiere), and Jordana asks the important q: will Harry miss her salad dressing? This leads into an article that Sami recently found, all about Haribo, a returned $4.8 million check, and a *disappointing* gummy bear reward. Then back to pop culture, and Aleen gives the rundown of what else happened this week. Spoiler: it’s not much. They wrap up debriefing the latest White Lotus episode, and Sami shares a major plot twist theory. Did she just crack the case?

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Are Emrata & Pete Davidson A PR Stunt?, Who Is Buying A $22K Taylor Swift Ticket?, & What Do You Think Of The New Cast On The Crown? Nov 17, 2022

Sami, Jordana, and Aleen start off with some speculation—who is Pete Davidson’s new fling? Was Aleen right, is it Helen Mirren? Was Sami—is it Selena Gomez? Turns out it’s Emily Ratajkowski, and Aleen, Sami, and Jordana chat about the rumored relationship and go through Pete’s girlfriends past (TBT to Kate Beckinsale). Pete is clearly sleeping his way to the top, but what top is that? Where does he go from here? They discuss Pete’s fame trajectory, before debriefing the Taylor Swift ticket and waiting-in-line frenzy. Jordana relates—she has stood in some long gelato lines before. They wrap up unpacking The Crown season 5 (what do you think of the new queen?), before deciding who’s going to the Cayman Islands: Prince Charles or Ticketmaster?

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Everyone’s Talking About Selena Gomez, “Buying Beverly Hills” Is A Nepotism Dream, & Jennifer Aniston Killed That Magazine Cover Nov 10, 2022

Aleen starts off by recapping the *fab* Marcus Mumford concert she went to, including all of her celeb sightings—Evan Spiegel and Hilary Duff’s husband. Sami and Jordana wonder how TF she recognized them, before they defer the conversation to Jordana. AKA, the Selena Gomez point person, to discuss Selena’s new documentary (it’s beside the point that Jordana doesn’t follow Selena on Instagram). They get into a *passionate* debate about the documentary, but come to the consensus that the first half is better. Then onto another documentary…of sorts. They debrief the new “Buying Beverly Hills” reality show with Kyle Richards’ fam, and share their takes on the daughters and the nepotism. They wrap up with a discussion about *that* new Jennifer Aniston cover before going through celebs who are allegedly disliked—is Julia Roberts more bitchy than diva or diva than bitchy?

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Heidi Klum’s Worm—Gross Or Genius?, WTF Are Kylie & Khloe’s Baby Names?, Who Will Be A Killer In The White Lotus? Nov 03, 2022

Aleen is back from her Hawaiian vaca, and she recaps the trip to Jordana and Sami in one word—amazing. They also give a Halloween recap, before debriefing the showstopper that was Heidi Klum’s worm costume. Jordana and Aleen were v impressed by the commitment, but Sami just doesn’t like worms. Couldn’t Heidi have picked something less gross? They reminisce on their own college costume days, and break down their Twilight remake (yes, Aleen was Edward). Then onto a couple more Halloween-adjacent topics: Tristan Thompson was at the Kardashian’s party and Gigi Hadid and Leonardo DiCaprio were seen out on the town together—again. They wrap up with some much needed TV talk (warning: spoilers ahead), and unpack The Watcher and The White Lotus. Jordana asks the pertinent question—why do they only eat at the hotel for dinner?

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Taylor Swift Stepped In It, Ye’s Too Sketch For Sketchers, & Tell Me Lies Finale Oct 27, 2022

Sami and Jordana say aloha to Aleen while she’s in Hawaii this week and talk costumes before the Halloweekend begins. Next up is the season finale they’ve been dying to talk about - Tell Me Lies season one concluded and they’ve got thoughts. Lots of thoughts. Is this a realistic depiction of college relationships? Where did they go wrong adapting it from the book? And where will things go in season 2? Then they recap Kathy Hilton’s latest gaslighting on the Real Housewives of Bev Hills finale. Is her “deny, deny, deny” strategy going to work or just making her look worse? They talk about Taylor Swift’s new album and latest music video controversy, before offering a reaction to Adidas finally dropping Ye followed by his unannounced visit to *checks notes* the Sketchers headquarters. Finally, they break down the drama surrounding Travis Scott allegedly cheating on Kylie Jenner. Is anyone in Hollywood monogamous anymore?

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WTF Is In Olivia Wilde's Salad Dressing?, James Corden's Balthazar Ban, & THE Hailey Bieber & Selena Gomez Pic Oct 20, 2022

The band of three is back together, now that Sami has finished her big move to the ‘burbs. The update? Aleen came over and showed Sami the joy of kitchen organization. Then onto TV, and Jordana asks what everyone has been watching, only for them to realize they’ve all been watching different things (they'll get on the same page for next week). They then dive into what the people are really here for: Olivia Wilde’s salad dressing. Sami breaks down the timeline of all the drama with the nanny, and Aleen shares where the recipe comes from. Then onto another celeb who doesn’t look great in the news right now — James Corden. Aleen gives the rundown on the short-lived Balthazar feud (what even is an egg yolk omelet), before Sami asks Jordana her thoughts on the Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber pic — you know the one. They wrap up with who they’re sending to the Cayman Islands: the nanny or James Corden?

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House Of The Dragon’s Twists & Turns, Kanye’s V Upsetting Antics, & Blink-182 Got The Band Back Together Oct 13, 2022

What a good week to catch up—on TV that is, oh and life. But isn’t TV life? Jordana does give some real life updates about her sister’s wedding, which included a security guard to keep the family on their best behavior (tune in for the deets). Aleen shares Mila’s potential Halloween costumes (so cute), and Jordana gives the best suggestion. Then onto TV, and Jordana and Aleen talk about the shows they’re into right now: The Patient, Bling Ring, RHOBH, and of course, House of the Dragon. They debrief all of the twists and turns of the GOT spinoff (PSA there are some spoilers), and Aleen asks what we’ve all been wondering: how come all of the actresses are gone but the actors stayed the same? They wrap up with the latest Kanye West drama and unpack his v upsetting antics, before chatting about a happier subject—Blink-182 is getting the band back together. Should they get tickets?

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Unpacking Tom & Gisele’s Divorce, What Really Happened Between Brad & Angelina?, & An Alec Baldwin Update Oct 06, 2022

Jordana starts things off with a story she has been waiting all week to tell. It includes a sleepless night, Sami, and some v funny 2012 Facebook messages—tune in to hear what went down. Then onto the ’ole celeb gossip. Jordana, Sami, and Aleen debrief all of the press surrounding Tom and Gisele’s divorce (Aleen clarifies that it is Tom Brady, not Girardi they’re discussing). Then onto another, umm, divorced couple—Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. They recap the latest court documents regarding the very sad 2016 plane incident, before pivoting to a quick convo about all of the Kanye PFW drama. We know, we hate talking about him too. Then Sami, (AKA the Alec Baldwin News Network), wraps up the ep with an update on the Rust incident, before they all discuss the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills finale and Lisa Rinna’s latest antics.

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Wait, Hailey Bieber Is Actually Cool, Hilaria Baldwin Legit Named Her Kid Ilaria, & Why Did Rihanna Say Yes To The Super Bowl? Sep 29, 2022

Sorry, Jordana can’t get to the phone right now, she’s in Hawaii. But don’t worry, Sami and Aleen are here to dial in all things pop culture. Up first is the v smutty, royal family tell-all that Sami’s been reading. Sami breaks down the book, which explains why the royal family reacted the way they did, re: all things Meghan and Harry. Then onto a podcast expose about American royalty—Hailey Bieber. Sami and Aleen unpack the interview and realize they are in fact team Selena and Hailey. (Sorry to Jordana, the Jelena 4evr fan.) They discuss Hailey’s huge influence (Aleen even ruined her nails for the glazed look), before chatting about another Baldwin. Hilaria has named her seventh kid—wait for it—Ilaria. Lots to unpack. Sami and Aleen wrap up by predicting which songs Rihanna will sing at the Super Bowl before, of course, deciding who’s going to the Cayman Islands.

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Adam Levine Is Putting Everyone In Misery, Leave Blake Lively Alone, & Are Kim K & Scott Part Of An Instagram Scam? Sep 22, 2022

From Adam Levine to the queen, there’s a lot to discuss. But first, Sami and Aleen share their peaks and pits from their retreat this past weekend (sadly Jordana is out today). The mutual peak? Hanging out on the couch and watching Tell Me Lies. They then give the full run down on all of the Adam Levine and Sumner Stroh cheating drama, and debate the big q—if you’re once a cheater are you always a cheater? Towards the end of that convo a special guest jumps in—Samantha Bush, AKA unofficial royal correspondent—to unpack the never ending royal tea. After the royal corner, they discuss Blake Lively’s adorable Insta post, and how she rightfully called out the paparazzi (go Blake go). They wrap up by breaking down the most predictable scam. You know those Kardashian giveaway posts? Yeah, well Kim K and Scott Disick are being sued for $40 million over them. Maybe Kim can defend them with her new law firm?

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Much Needed Debrief Of House Of The Dragon, Get Up Jimmy Kimmel, & The Royal Family Has Kardashian-Level Drama Sep 15, 2022

Did someone say girl’s trip? Sami, Aleen, and Jordana are headed on a quick getaway this weekend to hike, bond, and sh*t talk (just a little). And speaking of sh*t talking, Jordana and Aleen have some thoughts about House of the Dragon. What’s with all of the uncomfortable sex scences? Then onto discussing The Patient which, despite Sami not watching the show, Jordana and Aleen still use her account—relatable. Jordana has one more show to discuss, Tell Me Lies, before they dive into an Emmys recap. Re: that weird Jimmy Kimmel incident & Sheryl Lee Ralph’s amazing speech. Sami then gives a full breakdown on all of the royal drama post-Queen Elizabeth’s death (RIP), before they quickly discuss Lemme, Kourtney Kardashian’s new company. Lemme guess, it’s a wellness product?

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Don’t Worry Darling’s Many Worries, The Great Spit Debate, & Elizabeth The Legend Sep 08, 2022

This one goes out to the legend, Elizabeth. Jordana, Aleen, and Sami are IRL in the studio this week, and they get the notification of the queen’s passing while on air. Sami breaks down the royal family drama and Jordana questions the line of succession—are you sure it’s really Charles next? He just doesn’t give very king-like vibes. Then, Aleen is very ready to discuss the movie of the moment—Don’t Worry Darling and all of its many worries. Sami gives the lowdown on all of the drama and they pose the big q’s: Are Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde still together? Did Harry actually spit on Chris Pine? What’s up with Chris Pine’s hair? They wrap up with which Brit is going to the Cayman Islands this week. Hint: his name is Harry and he’s not a prince.

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Leonardo DiCaprio’s GF Reached His Age Limit, Trying To Get A Read On Meghan Markle, & Is Tennis Too Many Games? Sep 01, 2022

Before getting into the packed week of pop culture news, Sami recaps her Israel trip. Despite not being able to eat fries at the hotel’s pool, she still had a great time. Then Aleen and Jordana jump in to debrief the first celeb story: Leo DiCaprio’s break up. They go through Leo’s roster of girlfriends past, and realize he needs to get on U Up? stat. Then Jordana shares her latest revelation—watching tennis is actually fun. They all chat about Serena Williams’ final US Open, before debriefing her episode on Meghan Markle’s new podcast. They unpack the big q—who really is Meghan? The show wraps up with yet another discussion of Bennifer’s wedding, re: NDAs and the leaked dancing video. But who’s going to the Cayman Islands this week, might you ask? Hint: he was kissing Addison Rae’s mom at the VMAs.

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Where TF Was Casey Affleck?, Scott Disick’s New Cougar GF, & Barbie Ferreira Kisses Euphoria Goodbye Aug 25, 2022

They grow up so fast! Aleen shares all of the deets about Mila’s first bday party, and no, Jordana wasn’t invited. Don’t worry, it was a family-only affair, and yes, Jordana still analyzed every pic to make sure none of their other friends were there either. Meanwhile, Jordana went on a weekend trip to Charleston (sadly had no Southern Charm sightings). But speaking of celebs in the south, they debrief Bennifer’s three day wedding extravaganza in Georgia. Why wasn’t Casey Affleck in attendance? Then onto the *other* wedding—Sarah Hyland and Wells Adams tied the knot with a lot of the Modern Family cast. Jordana and Aleen wrap up the show with a whirlwind of celeb news: Scott Disick has a new, older-than-him girlfriend; Barbie Ferreira says goodbye to Euphoria; Taylor Swift is getting sued—again. Tune in for the breakdown.

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Unpacking Brangelina’s Breaking Point, Kanye’s Trash Bags Are Selling Out, & What Makes An Icon? Aug 18, 2022

Welp folks, Sami’s leaving to go camp in the desert. Ok fine, she’s staying in a hotel and she’s just going on vacation, but this sparks a convo with Aleen and Jordana about adventure trips, go-bags, apocalypses. You know, the usual stuff. After they forget how they started talking about apocalypses in the first place, they pivot to the actual usual stuff—celeb news. Re: the Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt airplane altercation story. How did they get to this breaking point? And Brad Pitt might be dating who?! TBH, they realize Brad should be dating Ben Affleck (they give v similar vibes), but unfortunately Ben can’t right now—he and JLo are entering their 3 day wedding extravaganza. Then onto Kathy Hilton’s philanthropic endeavors for homeless people, which oddly segues well into Kanye’s latest Yeezy x Gap collection. Is Kanye fetishizing homeless people? They wrap up with TV talk and have the great debate: what makes an icon?

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The End Of Kim & Pete Era, The Peltz vs Beckham Power Struggle, & Britney Spears’ Toxic Ex Aug 12, 2022

That’s a wrap! U Up? Live has officially solved dating everywhere, and Jordana, Aleen, and Sami give the highlight reel. But there’s still one (ex)couple no one can figure out—the mystery that is Kim K and Pete Davidson. The ever surprising duo broke things off, and we have q’s: Was the relationship real and the break-up is the PR stunt? What’s going to happen to Pete’s Kim tattoos? And most importantly, who will they date next? Then onto another ex-couple who made headlines this week—Britney Spears and Kevin Federline with the parenting video drama. Lots to unpack. There might also be trouble in newlyweds Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz’s billionaire paradise, and they dive into the age-old rift of wife vs mother-in-law (AKA Nicky vs Vicky). The show wraps up with Aleen’s fav topic: JAffleck was spotted canoodling at Dunkin Donuts. We just want to know, did JLo get munchkins?

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Britney Conspiracy Theories, Taylor Swift’s PJ Joyrides, & Chrissy Teigen’s Big Announcement Aug 04, 2022

Aleen is sussed out with Britney Spears—maybe she’s not as free as the #FreeBritney movement thinks. Are the red posts on her insta red flags? Next, they debate Will Smith’s apology to Chris Rock over the Oscars slap. Jordana appreciates him owning the mistake, but not hating himself for making it. Then they cover Taylor Swift’s 170 Private plane trips THIS YEAR. Sami is convinced it’s a plot by Kris Jenner to defend Kylie. Chrissy Teigen is pregnant, and Beyonce’s new album has the bops we all needed, minus some controversial wording. Meanwhile, Monica Lewinsky does not approve… 8 years later. Finally, JAffleck announced a huge wedding reception, and we are NOT happy about it. What happened to their pure, intimate love?

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Something Fishy Is Going On With JAffleck, Sydney Sweeney Is V Impressive, & F-You Instagram Jul 28, 2022

PSA: U Up? Live shows are really f*cking fun. Jordana shares all the deets from the Chicago show, which did include an onstage makeout sesh. Sami and Aleen can’t wait to join you at the NYC show, so be sure to get your tix ASAP. Then onto Aleen’s highly anticipated J-Affleck honeymoon theory. Are JLo and Ben actually a PR stunt after all? They debate, and Sami presents some pretty convincing evidence you’ll def want to hear. Speaking of industry intel, they chat about Sydney Sweeney’s latest interview breaking down the real Hollywood struggle. Group conclusion? Massive respect for you, Sydney. They wrap up discussing the people’s qualm: Instagram, you’re ruining everything. Where TF did the pics go? Let’s just say there are some top contenders for this week’s Hollywood Purgatory decision. IYKYK.

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Do We Have To Call Her Jennifer Affleck?, Rotten Tomatoes’ Supremacy, & What Else Could Kylie Jenner Buy? Jul 21, 2022

ICYMI, it’s really f*cking hot outside. Naturally, Sami, Aleen, and Jordana chat about the weather and their ideal temperatures. Have they simply run out of things to discuss? Don’t you worry, they have plenty of even hotter topics to get into. JLo and Ben Affleck tied the knot in Vegas, and Aleen agrees their relationship is no longer a PR stunt. Then onto TV: The Bear, Persuasion, The Rehearsal, Severance. They reminisce on their college days when they held HBO Sundays in their dorm (of course Jimmy John’s was involved), and watched shows together. Now they’re all just logged into Sami’s Hulu account, which is basically the same thing. The ep wraps up with an examination of Kylie Jenner’s spending habits (Can Kylie keep us out of a recession with all her shopping?), before giving an update on the Armie Hammer Cayman Islands situation. Re: Robert Downey Jr. is now involved.

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Ugh Khloe, Not Tristan Again!, Jen Shah Is Guilty AF, & Armie Hammer’s Actually Selling Timeshares Jul 14, 2022

Howdy, y’all. Jordana is tuning in from the v hot Austin, TX following a U Up? Live show, and recaps the trip with Sami and Aleen (a penis donut was involved). Things have also been heating up in the celeb world, and they unpack the big D—drama, obviously. Headline #1: Khloe Kardashian welcomes a second child via surrogate, with the unwelcomed Tristan Thompson as the father. They get into a heated debate—does it matter if your siblings have different parents? Across the reality show aisle, they debrief Jen Shah’s guilty plea before diving into the mystery that is Armie Hammer working as a timeshare salesman in the Cayman Islands. You can’t make this sh*t up. Then onto the Funny Girl drama (re: Beanie Feldstein and Lea Michele), before wrapping up with some Emmy nominations talk. Jordana presents the new @ Betches ending—who are you sending to Hollywood purgatory, AKA selling timeshares with Armie in the Cayman Islands?

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Rihanna’s Rich AF, Lindsay Lohan’s Much Awaited Comeback, & An Argument That’s Not Actually About Tomatoes Jul 07, 2022

Aleen’s up first to debrief the holiday weekend, re: she didn’t actually do much. Jordana, however, did a plethora of classic July 4th activities—a baseball game, ice cream, and…Benihana? Sami then breaks down her holiday excursion, which included a large fight in a tiny cabin in the woods. The argument started off with cutting tomatoes, but as we know, it’s never just about the tomatoes. Then onto pop culture, which like Aleen’s weekend, was pretty slow. Rihanna is now the youngest self-made billionaire, and they debunk the self-made scale. How TF is Kylie Jenner so high on the list? Then onto Cameron Diaz’s un-retirement (didn’t even know she retired TBH), Lindsay Lohan’s comeback and recent marriage, and a discussion of the very Derelicte-esque Balenciaga show. And don’t forget, U Up? Live is still on tour. They’re headed to Austin, Chicago, and New York—get your tix at betches.co/uuplive.

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What’s With Chris Pratt & Religion?, How Come Kim K Didn’t Post More About North’s Bday?, & Should Betches Launch An Airline? Jun 30, 2022

Have you watched anything good lately? Well Jordana, Aleen, and Sami have, and fill you in on all their latest TV and movie finds. And yes, Everything, Everywhere, All At Once is discussed. Then onto everything, everywhere celeb drama. First up is Chris Pratt’s latest Men’s Health interview, and they unpack all the tea—re: Hillsong church accusations, comments about his son, and his place among the many Hollywood Chrises. Then, they couldn’t not debrief North West’s extravagant camp bday party, but are surprised by the lack of Kim K’s posts about it. Did Kim go to Staten Island once and finally become grounded? The show wraps up with a RHOBH recap, as Jordana, Aleen, and Sami discuss Diana’s callous comments about the CA wildfires—yikes Diana, yikes—and a new Betches airline is born.

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Wait, Khloe K Is Dating A Finance Bro?, Was Kendall Jenner’s Relationship Real?, & Have Brad Pitt & Jennifer Aniston Been Hooking Up? Jun 23, 2022

Tuning in live from sunny CA, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami are out west for the U Up? show in LA. They debrief the live event (surprise—they had a great time), and chat about dating today. Is it possible to meet someone in person anymore? Speaking of meeting people in person, they go through the roster of stars they’ve seen in LA. No Pete Davidson, but they drop some other big names. On the same thread of big names, they break down the latest celeb drama. Brace yourself, there’s a lot to debrief: Julia Haart is becoming the Jewish Kris Jenner, Khloe Kardashian’s new beau is a finance bro, Kendall Jenner’s break up, Brad Pitt’s new GQ cover, and of course, a chat about the new Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip. Say all that 10x fast.

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Kim K Broke The Marilyn Dress, Justin Bieber’s Health Issue, & The Remi Bader Fat-Shaming Drama Jun 16, 2022

Jordana starts today’s ep by debriefing the U Up? Live show in the cleaner, smaller New York—AKA Boston. Jordana, Aleen, and Sami are all going to the LA show next week, which will be the first time Aleen’s been to SoCal since her choker-wearing days. Obvi they can’t mention LA without a convo on the Kardashians, and how Kim K broke the Marilyn Monroe dress (yikes). They then talk about another LA star Justin Bieber, and his very scary facial paralysis. Next is a discussion of J.Lo’s new movie Halftime, before getting into the fat-shaming drama surrounding influencer Remi Bader. They wrap up with a chat about Britney Spears’ wedding (and her ex-BF wedding crasher), before debriefing how Erika Jayne can’t afford to pay $2 million in taxes. Have you seen her closet?

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Julia Haart’s Interesting Sex Life, Prince Louis The Troublemaker, & Pete Davidson Plays Parent Jun 09, 2022

Time has indeed passed, the clock continues to tick—AKA Jordana, Aleen, and Sami don’t have a ton of updates from the last time we all chatted. So, onto pop culture we go. Sami starts off by debriefing Julia Haart’s new book (re: the My Unorthodox Life star), and there’s a lot to discuss. No, it’s not PG, and Aleen even spits out her coffee after hearing one of the sex stories—you’ll def want to tune in. Back to PG programming, they segue onto celeb kids and discuss celeb parenting styles—think Prince Louis at the Platinum Jubilee and Pete Davidson taking Saint West on an outing sans Kim K. They wrap up by asking the big q we all wanna know: did Kylie Jenner name her baby yet?

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Debriefing The Johnny & Amber Trial Verdict, The Top Gun Craze, & Celebs You Never Knew Were Scientologists Jun 02, 2022

You’ll never guess which celebs Sami met in Italy. Now that you’re v curious, tune in to hear Sami share all the detes with Jordana and Aleen about her Italian adventure (including overhearing a couple’s argument—everyone loves an eavesdrop moment). And speaking of celebs and…um…arguments, Sami, Jordana, and Aleen go over the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial verdict. A lot to break down. Then a quick chat about the new Top Gun movie, Tom Cruise, and naturally, Scientology, before sharing some unpopular opinions about Harry Styles’ music. They wrap up by talking about TV shows and movies, and yes, Aleen is rewatching Succession. Give her a new show to watch in a 5 star review and comment.

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Kourtney & Travis’s Wedding Spectacle, Khloe & Tristan’s Relationship Woes, & TV’s Hottest Crime Shows May 26, 2022

This week in the life of Betches: Aleen had her first house pool party (a saxophone was indeed brought out), Jordana’s getting a massage, and Sami’s actually in Italy right now with her mom (jealous). Of course, you can’t bring up Italy without diving into the spectacle that was Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker’s wedding. Jordana and Aleen discuss all the detes, before having a quick chat about sister Khloe and Tristan Thompson. Should Khloe keep defending him? They wrap up the ep with some TV talk, including The Staircase (you have to watch) and Candy (another must-watch). Let them know your fav show in a 5 star review.

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Live From The Betches Empower Hour May 22, 2022

On this special bonus episode of the @Betches podcast, Jordana, Sami, and Aleen join moderator Ann Shoket (author and former editor-in-chief of Seventeen Magazine) live on stage from the WHH Empower Hour, presented by Heineken 0.0. They start with a conversation about the new definition of “work-life balance” and why it has become such a moving target. Plus, they offer some negotiating tips related to Jordana’s favorite topic, dating. Is finding the right job (and setting expectations) the same as finding a romantic partner? Next, they play a game of “Connected or Rejected” all about red flags when you’re applying for a new job. Finally, they close out the show with some questions from the audience and a pair of stories about cover letter mistakes and the worst interview they’ve ever witnessed.

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So Kourtney & Travis Got Married, The Never-Ending Johnny Depp & Amber Heard Chaos, & The RHOBH Receipt Drama Unpacked May 19, 2022

About last night… It was the Heineken 0.0 Empower Hour networking event, and Aleen, Sami, and Jordana hosted with a *fab* q & a session. Jordana killed it last night, but she reminisces on some socially awkward encounters she’s had with fans (re: Jordana was the awkward one), before they dive into pop culture. First up is a debrief of Kourtney and Travis’s wedding, before going over the never-ending Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial. Much to discuss. They wrap up with a *sort of* quick chat about RHOBH, as this season is already v dramatic. Don’t forget to leave a 5 star review and let them know what to cover next.

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RHOBH Came In Hot, Is Kim K A Controlling GF?, & Piping Hot Royal Tea May 12, 2022

Jordana is traveling (no, she’s not on the struggle bus again) but Sami and Aleen are here to give the ~411~ on all things pop culture. First off, Sami spills some more *piping* hot tea about the royal family, via The Palace Papers book she’s reading. Did you know Kate Middleton basically followed Prince William to school? Then onto the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ latest episode, where Sami and Aleen debrief it all: Dorit’s robbery, Erika’s lawsuits, and Sutton’s odd behavior. They wrap up with a Kim and Pete update, (is Kim controlling—yes or no), before sharing their current TV obsessions. Sami’s watching a great new show and Aleen’s watching a great show from two years ago (better late than never). Tune in for their recs and comment your own in a 5 star review.

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Was Carrie The City & Samantha The Sex? WTF Were Those Met Gala Looks? Is Kim K Really A Businesswoman? May 05, 2022

Before diving into life updates, Sami, Aleen, and Jordana discuss the major update that will affect all of our lives—the Roe v. Wade news. Be sure to tune into the Betches Sup for more resources and updates. Jordana then recaps her time on the struggle bus (à la U Up? Podcast and Pizza Hut), Sami explains how she’s been bamboozled out of her home office, and Aleen shares her furniture-ordering struggle. Re: pop culture, there’s a lot of sh*t to discuss. On the sched: Kim Cattrall’s tell-all interview about Sex and the City (v juicy), all things Met Gala recap (including the Marilyn Monroe dress sitch), and a heated debate about the Kardashians’ business acumen. Tune in for the opposing POVs.

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Prince William’s Sassy Tendencies, Olivia Wilde Gets Served Onstage, Blac Chyna's And Johnny Depp's Court "News" Apr 28, 2022

Sami and Aleen are here to hold down the fort, while Jordana’s on the struggle bus. No literally, as we speak Jordana’s on the Pizza Hut Struggle Bus doing a live U Up? show with co-host Jared Freid—tune in for more info. And across the pond, the royals are on a more metaphorical struggle bus. Sami’s been reading Tina Brown’s new book, and she spills some royal tea about the monarchy, mistresses, and young Prince William’s antics. They then debrief the Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis custody sitch—Olivia got served custody papers while onstage at Cinemacon—before diving into some other legal matters: Blac Chyna and the Kardashians’ ongoing suit and the Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard saga. The ep comes to a close with some TV talk, and be sure to comment what they should watch next.

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Coachella’s A Mess, The A$AP & Rihanna Cheating Rumor, & Blac Chyna VS The Kardashians Apr 21, 2022

Aleen, Sami, and Jordana are all here this week, but the latter two are tuning in from Miami. Why, might you ask? For Faux Pas of course! They’re bringing the goods to the sunshine state, and if you want them in your area then just ask (no literally, go to your local liquor store and ask them to carry Faux Pas). Now that we’ve addressed the cocktail, onto the main course: pop culture. First up is Coachella, and they share some personal desert experiences before diving into this year’s festival (and ofc address the Revolve fest mess). Then onto more drama: the A$AP and Rihanna cheating rumor, the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial, and the Blac Chyna vs the Kardashians trial. Pro tip: crack open a Faux Pas while you listen.

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Britney’s Surprise Pregnancy, Bennifer’s Re-engangement, & Faux Pas BTS Apr 14, 2022

The betches are back (all three this time) and they’ve got an exciting announcement: meet Faux Pas, the *delicious* canned cocktail (made by yours truly). Sami, Aleen, and Jordana give all the BTS info on their latest endeavor, including the inspo behind the beverage, all the different flavors, and how you can get ’em. Tune in for the tea—actually scratch that, tune in for the cocktail. Then onto pop cultah (as they say). You’ll need a drink for this one, ’cause there’s a lot going on. Britney Spears is pregnant, Bennifer is engaged (that green diamond tho), Hailey Bieber asks trolls to GTFO, Brooklyn Beckham & Nicola Peltz’s $$$ wedding, Julia Haart is stirring the company pot (again), and Rihanna’s pregnant Vogue cover is amazing. Told you, lots to sip over.

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Kravis Kind Of Got Married, Erika Jayne’s In Deep Sh*t, & Thoughts On “The Girl From Plainville” Apr 07, 2022

Jordana is moving apartments today (again?) but Aleen and Sami are holding down the @ Betches fort. Sami starts off by sharing a Twitter thread (we know she loves her threads) about kids tuning into supernatural abilities—like ghost stuff. In other words, just a regular Thursday morning convo. After Aleen gets too freaked out, they dive into celeb news: Kourtney and Travis got married (sort of) and Erika Jayne has been named in her ex-husband’s lawsuit (much to debrief). Then onto TV drama: they review last week’s ep of The Dropout before sharing their thoughts on The Girl From Plainville. The episode wraps up with a quick fangirling of Amy Schumer— ’cause who doesn’t love Amy.

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The Famous Oscars Slap, Meghan Markle’s New Podcast, & The Baldwin's 7th Kid Mar 31, 2022

After much jet-setting, the gang’s finally all here. Sami, Aleen, and Jordana are ready to dig into the sh*t show that is pop culture, but first, a recap of that jet-setting. Jordana just got back from her ~trip of a lifetime~ honeymoon, which included skydiving in Dubai (yes, she was terrified). Jordana, Aleen, and Sami then dive (so much diving today) into all the latest in celeb drama. First up is Meghan Markle’s new female-focused podcast, Archetypes. They have a couple q’s—why is Meghan’s voice different? And why does her intro kind of sound like Mean Girls? Then a quick convo about the topic of the hour (or of the last week, really), Will Smith’s Oscars slap—you know the one. They wrap up the ep with a quick chat about Hilaria and Alec Baldwin—and their seventh child. Much to discuss.

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RHONY Is Back In Town, Should Pete & Kim Have A Kid?, & The New Movie You 100% Have To See Mar 24, 2022

Today’s episode begins in a dream—no literally, Aleen shares a very *unique* dream she had the other night including Succession, Gumby, and a coffee date (she and Sami ofc debrief). Then onto *real* pop culture news that feels like a dream: RHONY is renewed with a part new cast/part OG cast. Can’t you just feel the drama brewing already? Then onto the world of Kardadshians. Pete’s mom wants him to have a baby with Kim, Britney Spears doesn’t know who Pete is, & Kylie Jenner is undoing her son’s name (it was Wolf BTW). Sami & Aleen wrap up with some TV talk including And Just Like That’s szn 2 renewal, the new Netflix movie Windfall (SPOILERS start at 32:00 and end at 44:12), and a quick recap of some current favs: The Dropout, Life & Beth, and We Crashed. If you have any other recs, send ’em our way (with a 5 star review pls).

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Pete & Kanye Text Chain, Kim’s Latest Fumble, And Katie & Tom’s Divorce Mar 17, 2022

On today’s ep, Aleen’s joining from Florida, Sami’s back from Switzerland but is tuning in from LA, and Jordana’s out on her honeymoon. It’s like a game of traveling musical chairs over here (and we’re v jealous). They start on Sami’s current coast, and dive into Vanderpump Rules’ Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz getting divorced. They pose the q we’re all wondering—how much of Katie and Tom’s relationship was just for TV? Speaking of chaotic (& LA based) families, Sami recaps the *insane* Pete and Kanye text convo, and Aleen shares a dream she had based on said texts (out here living, breathing, sleeping pop culture). Then onto Kim’s latest fumble where, (as a billionaire), she tells ppl to work harder—tune in for the debrief. Lastly, the ep wraps up with a recap of Aleen and Josh Peck’s reunion. Yes, the Josh from Drake & Josh—you def want to hear this story.

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Euphoria BTS Drama, The Kardashian’s Latest Qualms, & Elizabeth Holmes’ Wild Tale Mar 10, 2022

Jordana and Aleen are holding down the fort this week while Sami skis in Gstaad (say that 10x fast). In more jetset news, Jordana’s leaving for her honeymoon tomorrow (to Sri Lanka & the Maldives—a dream) and Aleen’s taking baby Mila to Naples for the first time (the Florida one, to be clear). But first, a quick trip to pop culturedom. On today’s itinerary: Euphoria’s BTS drama rivals that of on-screen, Amy Schumer accidentally reveals Michael Cera has a baby (oopsies), and RHONJ has a *fab* cast dynamic. They then cover some other celeb news—including Amanda Bynes ending her 9 yr conservatorship (go girl) and the latest Kardashian tea surrounding their new show (talk about a trip)—before discussing TV’s hottest show rn, The Dropout. They wrap up the ep with a quick round of f*ck, marry, shoot—scammer edition, with Anna Delvey, Elizabeth Holmes, and the Tinder Swindler. The answers may surprise you.

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Euphoria’s Underwhelming End, The TikTok Dancing Cult, & A Real Housewives Recast Mar 03, 2022

Jordana’s out on a ~secret mission~ today (stay tuned for the big reveal next month), but Sami & Aleen are here and ready to clown around. They were all at their friend’s wedding this past weekend, and Aleen did some bragging about a certain Marvel (& Gossip Girl) actor who’s coming on the Betches’ U Up? podcast next week. Tune in for the tea. On the subject of acting, Sami & Aleen dive into all things Euphoria. While they have some mixed opinions about the szn finale (that serenade tho), there's no denying Rue, Cassie, et al. killed the acting game. Then onto a show that’s less strong in that department (but the crazy AF story carries you through): Inventing Anna. Aleen formally retracts all previous statements about hating it, as she did indeed end up watching the whole thing. Sami then reveals a different kind of con, well, it’s more like a religious cult for TikTok dancers (you’re gonna want to hear more about this one). They wrap up the ep with a RHOSLC debrief, including how they’d recast the show (Mary should be on RHOM due to her wackiness, ofc).

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Britney’s Huge Book Deal, Julia Haart’s Downfall, & Euphoria’s Unrealistic Play Feb 24, 2022

Last week Jordana and Aleen got drinks (& got blackout), and the week before Jordana and Sami did the same. Enter a *brilliant* new concept: socializing (& drinking) with friends should be considered a hobby. They come to you, dear audience, for name ideas for this revolutionary hobby (send us your recs). And as friends do, the trio gets sidetracked with an impromptu HBO show rating—Sopranos is obvi at the top, but there’s some debate about 2nd & 3rd place. Then onto another star at the top—Ms. Britney Spears & her $15 million book deal (that’s bigger than J.K. Rowling’s btw). Speaking of wizardry, they chat about My Unorthodox Life’s Julia Haart, who has a life so wild it might as well be magic. They discuss her unfortunate downfall before diving into other chaotic TV topics: Summer House’s Amanda and Kyle have hit an all time *cringey* high (that stye tho); the play in Euphoria’s latest ep was v unrealistic; & J Lo and Owen Wilson have no sexual chemistry in Marry Me (but hey, at least we finally got a romcom). Whether you agree or disagree, or if you just have a new show they need to watch, throw us a 5 star review and share your thoughts.

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Kanye’s On One (Again), Inventing Anna Is Cray, & Josh Safdie’s Muse Feb 17, 2022

This week, Aleen, Jordana & Sami are in the hot seat (no literally, they’re in person at the studio and it’s warm AF in there). They start off with some *high*ly interesting updates—yes, we’re talking about edibles. For one of our hosts, edibles are like skiing—she forgets that she doesn’t like it so she keeps trying, but it’s always a miss. The brilliant solution? Have a drink instead! Speaking of…um…weed, Snoop Dogg & all of the other nostalgic stars killed that half time show (Aleen was jumping on the couch clapping her hands). Sami wonders, though, if the SuperBowl would consider changing it up and throw in a live @ Betches podcast recording, perhaps? Then onto Kanye’s chaotic—but also really very sad—antics. Pete Davidson dated Hillary Clinton? And that photoshopped Marvel Civil War poster? A lot to unpack here. Onto other chaotic antics: Inventing Anna. While Sami and Aleen couldn’t get through the first episode, Jordana soldiered on—Anna Delvey’s true story is too wild to miss (that Marrakech trip tho). Sami delves into the ins and outs of another wild (and horrific) true story: the Alec Baldwin wrongful death lawsuit. They wrap up the episode chatting about The Gilded Age (including the new, more pathetic version of Miranda Hobbs) and end on a quick recap of Euphoria (Gia, you icon!). Don’t forget to leave that 5 star review and tell Aleen, Jordana, & Sami what to watch next.

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Tinder Swindler’s Absurdity, Kardashian’s Never-Ending Drama, & AJLT’s Disappointing Finale Feb 11, 2022

Howdy y’all! Sami and Jordana are dashing off to Nashville right after this episode, and yes, Aleen is ofc jealous. Sami wishes she could pack her chess board (oh so relatable), but luckily Jordana’s bringing a deck of Monopoly Deal—watch out, Nashville! But before they jet off, Sami and Jordana discuss, well, a literal jet. Yup, they’re talking about Netflix’s Tinder Swindler and all of its absurdities. The private jets, the loans, and the obsessive love bombing. If you’re like Aleen and haven’t watched the exposé yet, then pls fast forward to 24:00—no spoilers! Then on to wealth that we know is real (cause that’s literally all they post about): the Kardashians. Aleen, Sami, and Jordana dive into the Kim & Kanye (& their kids) saga—which is honestly pretty sad—and then chat about Kylie’s new nameless bébé—born on 2/2/22—and speculate child names. The show wraps up with some much needed debriefs. First up is Euphoria’s latest ep—all in agreement that Zendaya killed that performance—and Sami shares a *mind blowing* theory (yes, said theory was found on Reddit). Lastly, the And Just Like That finale with lots of thoughts that we absolutely ~couldn’t help but wonder~. Tune in for the much needed deep dive.

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RiRi’s Having A Baby, Wordle Still Reigns, & Euphoria’s Mystery Child Feb 04, 2022

And just like that, Sami sadly has Covid. Luckily she’s feeling ok and spills the tea on her bougie (but also very handy) new rapid test machine. Or, as Jordana calls it, the Soho House of rapid tests. Trust us, you’re gonna want to listen in to learn more (only downside—no, it’s not bedazzled, but yes, Jordana and Aleen asked). Moving along, pop culture princess Rihanna announced her pregnancy this week and they reminisce about her greatest hits. Pon de Replay, Umbrella…oh, the good ole days. They also pose the q we’ve all been thinking: who in their right mind would wear that outfit during an NYC winter?! Then on to the trio’s true passion: Wordle. Obvi the New York Times listened to last week’s ep and realized they should buy the game—pls don’t blame us. Back to pop culture, they dive into the absurdity of RHONJ cast member Jennifer Aydin’s nose job from Turkey, the absolute chaos that is RHOSLC, and the standout performances from Euphoria’s latest ep (spoiler: more penises). Also, who tf is the mystery child in the family photo anyways? After tuning in, we ask that you comment your fav TV show recs while leaving a *5 star* review (or else they’ll just keep talking about Wordle).

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Wordle Takes Over, Kathy Hilton’s A Bad Aunt, & WTF Is With HBO & Penises Jan 27, 2022

And the Wordle of the day is…Yup, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami are just as obsessed with the online word guessing game as you are. In fact, playing Wordle was Jordana’s highlight of the week, according to Aleen time simply ceases to exist when playing the game, and Sami claims that it’s unifying America right now. It’s just that good. Sami even spills the detes on her mom’s sneaky guessing trick (no spoilers, listen and find out). On to less unifying topics, they dive into Kyle and Amanda’s Summer House drama. Is the relationship’s biggest problem Kyle’s drinking, or that they run a business together? Speaking of Kyles, Sami shares some more Bravo tea. On a Watch What Happens Live, Kathy Hilton just does not know the names of her sister Kyle Richards’ children. No, like it’s literally so rude. Since we’re already thinking of word games, what rhymes with rude? Nude. Jordana sparks the much needed debate on wtf is with all of the nudity and penises on HBO Max? They ofc talk about the episode’s other shortcomings (pun intended): Che and Miranda’s love seems v fake and yes, it’s weird that Lily slept in Carrie’s bed. Then Sean joins to wrap up the show with a game (not Wordle) all about which celeb couples have the biggest age gap. The answers may surprise you.

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Kanye Is Coming For Pete, Carrie Bradshaw’s Latest Antics, & Yellowjackets Season Finale Jan 20, 2022

Meribel, Courchevel, après ski, oh my! Sami starts off this week’s episode by telling Jordana and Aleen all about her luxurious European ski adventures—yes, matching Fila tracksuits were of course involved. We love a good matching moment, which also inspired Sami’s upcoming nap dress themed birthday party—save the date for April, everyone. Then they attempt to dissect all the Kim and Kanye drama, as Kim apparently didn’t invite Kanye to their daughter Chicago’s fourth birthday party, so Kanye pouted on IG Live and then crashed the party. Honestly Kanye, leave the tantrums to the children. And Jordana asks the million dollar question—does Kanye have a therapist? Next, they all discuss the unfortunate nuances of RHOSLC and Jennie Nguyen’s offensive Facebook that was recently uncovered. Trust us, you’re gonna want to hear about this one, and Sami spills all the Jennie Nguyen Reddit tea. Then onto the Summer House drama between Kyle and Amanda (seriously, what was with that contract?), the weekly And Just Like That debrief (shocker, Carrie gets even more selfish), and Aleen and Jordana cover the Yellowjackets season finale. They get into all the questions we’ve been pondering—Where did Misty get those Shrooms? And why didn’t Jackie just go inside? To wrap up the show Jordana, Aleen, and Sami want to hear from you. That’s right, leave us a *glowing* 5 star review if you will, and share all the shows you’ve been loving and what they should chat about next.

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MGK & Megan Drank Their Blood, ‘Euphoria’ Teens Are Unhinged, & ‘Don’t Look Up’ Causes A Slight Existential Crisis Jan 13, 2022

Aleen and Jordana start this week’s ep by sharing their tales of partying hard re: their bff’s bachelorette party. Aleen asked Jordana to borrow a bronzer brush and was shocked at it’s, uh, messy state of being. They then dive into discussing another engagement, one with a bit more…blood. Yup, MGK and Megan Fox actually drank each other’s blood after their engagement. Anywho, recovering from how strange that is, they get into a wild relationship of the familial sort—Jamie Lynn Spears has spoken out about her relationship with sister Britney, who has recently unfollowed Jamie on IG—or as Jordana likes to call it, some typical sister shit. The conversation makes a quick tone shift to remember America’s fave TV dad, Bob Saget, who recently passed away at 65. Aleen shares her deep appreciation of Bob’s most popular show, Full House. Then they chat about another show full of families, friends, and the struggles of youth—only this time, it’s jam packed with sex and drugs. You guessed it—Euphoria! A show that gives Jordana and Aleen a lot of pause about children these days, and makes them realize that by comparison they were prude as f*ck in high school—relatable. Speaking of f*cked up TV, they round off the show sharing their mixed reviews of the star-packed, end-of-the-world movie Don’t Look Up. They wrap it up with a shout-out to Sami—if you’re out there listening, be careful skiing.

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Tristan Cheats On Khloe, OMG That SATC Scene, And Our 2022 Predictions Jan 07, 2022

Are you a fan of puzzles? So is Jordana. She kicks off this week’s episode sharing her love of literal puzzles (the 1,000 piece kind to be exact), which leads into Jordana, Aleen, and Sami talking about a truly puzzling topic—how tf could Tristan Thompson cheat on Khloe K yet again, and have a kid with another woman?! The conversation then shifts to another woman who seems to always choose the wrong men. Yes, we’re talking about Carrie Bradshaw. They discuss how the latest installment of And Just Like That, we’re sorry to tell you, only gets cringier. They reminisce on the OG SATC and pose the controversial q we all couldn’t help but wonder—should Carrie just have ended up single way back then and saved us the time? Continuing on the theme of b*tches with drama, they talk about the latest season of RHOC, including the ins and outs of what makes a good RH—Aleen compares it to a game of chess—and how RHOSLC is missing the ball. The show wraps up with a few pop culture predictions for the new year: Will Miley Cyrus and Pete Davidson date? Will Justin and Hailey Bieber have a kid? And who will be the next to break up?

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And That’s A F*cking Wrap: Hot Pop Culture Takes of 2021 Dec 23, 2021

Following last week’s v controversial debate, Sami, Aleen, and Jordana revisit the og Sex and the City TV show. Yes, it really is as good as you remember and no, it’s actually not cheesy. The trio then get into an ultimate recap of 2021 and discuss all the important things. You know, best Bravo moments of the year—Erika Jayne or Jen Shah?—whether or not Squid Game deserves the spot of top TV show, and was Olivia Rodrigo’s Drivers License song really that big of a deal—or are we just millennials? After delving deep into 2021’s pop culture past, they round off the show with a game that tests how well they kept tabs. Like, remember when wild hogs stole Shakira’s purse? Yeah, they forgot about that too. Finally, Sami shares her go-to research method for digging into celeb tea—think, JB and Selena’s relationship, Kim Cattrall and SJP’s feud—and Aleen asks the hard hitting q: Is it actually research or is Sami just reading an 8th grader’s blog?

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And Just Like That… She Should Have Called 911 Dec 16, 2021

The Betches annual holiday party just ended so Aleen, Jordana, and Sami are recapping it all, including who the real MVP was this year (the open bar, obviously). Then they dive into a SPOILER-filled recap of the wild Succession season finale (boo souls). Should we have seen that betrayal coming all season? Plus, they debate where things go from here for the Roy siblings. Finally, they talk all about the Sex and the City reboot, including that shocking (and frustrating) cliffhanger to end the premiere. Did Carrie Bradshaw suddenly forget how to use her phone? Finally, they discuss whether or not SATC was always this cheesy, or if it’s just a new Samantha-less world.

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The One Where Aleen Returns Dec 09, 2021

Aleen is finally back on the podcast, so she’s catching Sami and Jordana up on everything we’ve missed while she was on maternity leave. They talk about going back to work, binging True Blood during downtime, and living in a (potentially) haunted house. Next, they recap last night’s huge U Up? Live Show, including Jordana’s take on what made it the best one ever. Then they dive into all the latest trending TV shows, starting with the best new comedy of the year (The Sex Lives of College Girls) and another debate about Paris Hilton’s return to the spotlight. Plus, they share their thoughts on Selling Sunset, the new season of RHOC, and VPR’s Raquel calling things off with James Kennedy. Then at around 50:30 - SPOILERS AHEAD - they debate the most shocking moment in Succession history. Did [SPOILER] really just [SPOILER] or is [SPOILER] a red herring?

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Chaos At Jordana’s Wedding Dec 02, 2021

Jordana is back from her wedding and she’s recapping all the juiciest details with Sami. They talk about family drama, what she’d do differently, and the moment it turned into their own version of Fyre Festival. This leads to a conversation about intergenerational stability, and why it’s so valuable to find a supportive and stable partner. Next, they talk about their Thanksgiving weekend, including why Jordana (the tree expert) decided not to get a Christmas tree this year. They also discuss the challenge of buying gifts, especially when you have to make a wish-list for yourself, and they tell us which holiday needs a glow up. Finally, they close the show with some great TV recommendations, including their thoughts on the new season of Selling Sunset, and a review of Real Housewives: Ultimate Girls Trip.

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Is Cranberry Sauce Overrated? Nov 25, 2021

Sami is back from Jordana’s wedding and she’s joined by Sean Kilby to share some highlights from the weekend. They start with details about rain on the wedding day, and Sami gives us an update on her embryo freezing process. Next, they preview their Thanksgiving holidays, which leads to a debate about the most overrated Thanksgiving dish and the best dessert at the table. They also offer a retraction from last week’s conversation about Paris Hilton’s wedding (now that we’ve seen Paris and her husband in their new reality show). Finally, at around 38:00 they recap the best episode of this season of Succession, telling us exactly where they think things are going in the next few episodes.

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Is ‘All Too Well’ Taylor’s Creative Peak? Nov 18, 2021

It’s only a few hours until Jordana’s wedding arrives, so she and Sami talk about the last minute anticipation (and tell us how you actually get a wedding dress on a plane). Then they react to Britney’s conservatorship coming to an end and talk about what’s next for her now that she’s finally free. They discuss Paris Hilton’s over-the-top wedding this past weekend, including whether or not she used her now-husband as a prop. Next, they talk about Taylor Swift dominating the conversation this week with the re-release of Red, and debate whether or not she’ll ever get married (or already secretly got married). Finally, they discuss Taylor’s creative peak, people coming for Jake Gyllenhaal, and the relatability of ‘All Too Well’.

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Is It Sexist To Call Someone A Bridezilla? Nov 11, 2021

With so much to discuss this week, Sami and Jordana dive into a conversation about last-minute wedding worries and the concept of a Bridezilla. This leads to a debate about different standards for male and female executives and the consequences they face, especially in the case of Barstool Sports. Then they play a game of ‘Bridezilla Wrangler’ with Sami serving as Jordana’s advisor for wedding-related drama and stress. They also talk about the exciting news that our own Jared Freid will be on the Tonight Show with (wait for it) Taylor f*cking Swift this evening! Next, they discuss Aaron Rodgers getting COVID and Shailene Woodley lashing out at the media on his behalf. They also react to Paul Rudd being named the sexist man alive. Finally, at 45:00 they finish things out with a recap of this week’s Succession episode and a reaction to the Jen Shah arrest footage.

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What Really Happened Between Zayn And Yolanda? Nov 04, 2021

This week, Sami and Jordana kick things off with a conversation about the last few bits of planning before Jordana’s destination wedding. Plus, Jordana tells us what it feels like to not have the urge to constantly spend money. Then they talk about Pete Davidson and Kim K going on three dates (and counting) this week, as they speculate about how they started seeing each other. They also debate the source of Pete’s romantic appeal to so many high-profile celebs. Next, they react to Zayn Malik pleading no-contest to four counts of harassment after allegedly shoving Gigi Hadid’s mom Yolanda. They try to figure out the timeline of events and tell us what they think led to the conflict. Finally, at 35:30 they close the show with a recap of this week’s (much improved) episode of Succession, and update us on the Britney Spears conservatorship.

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What’s The Perfect Halloween Party? Oct 28, 2021

Jordana and Sami start the show with a preview of their Halloween plans and a conversation about what the ideal Halloween weekend looks like. Then they dive into a discussion of the fatal shooting this week involving Alec Baldwin. How does something like this still happen on a movie set, and what will the consequences be? Next, they talk about their latest TV obsessions, including a review of the new season of You and a recap of the season premiere of Curb Your Enthusiasm. At 33:00 they review the latest episode of Succession, telling us what they thought of the Roy family’s latest meeting. Finally they close out the show with a Halloween-themed game of ‘Trick or Treat’ featuring some spooky riddles and candy-inspired trivia.

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Having Kids, Kourtney’s Engagement & Succession Is Back Oct 21, 2021

This week’s episode starts with a recap of Sami and Jordana’s visit to Watch What Happens Live, and a conversation about knowing you’re ready to have children. Plus, they discuss how many kids is the right number for you, and the fears that come along with starting a family. They talk about Kourtney Kardashian getting engaged to Travis Barker over the weekend, with a prediction for how long it will last. They also talk about Lala Kent reportedly splitting from her fiancé just a few months after the birth of their first child. Then they react to the latest update on the Gabby Petito case, telling us what they think really happened to Brian Laundrie. Finally, at 29:30 they launch into a full recap of the season three premiere of Succession, which leads to a debate about why wealthy children even want to take over the family business in the first place.

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Is Squid Game Worth The Hype? Oct 14, 2021

Sami and Jordana start the show with a conversation about the growing interest in streaming TV shows (in comparison to movies and pop music). They also talk about the upcoming release of Adele’s new album, and debate whether or not her best songs are superior to Taylor Swift’s. Then at around 18:30 they dive into a SPOILER FILLED debate about the success of the hit Netflix series Squid Game. Why is everyone so obsessed with this show, and what does it say about us that we can’t stop talking about it? Plus, they give us an update on the Gabby Petito case, including the cause of death and who is to blame. Finally, they close things out with a challenging trivia game all about popular children’s games.

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Why Was The Sopranos Movie So Bad? Oct 07, 2021

Jordana and Sami start the week with a conversation about getting your marriage license and feeling secure in a relationship. They make an exciting announcement about an upcoming visit to Watch What Happens Live (it involves some bartending duties) before recapping the season finale of RHOBH. Then they talk all about the day Instagram and Facebook went down this week, and break down the problems with how the social media company operates. Next, they explain the details behind the “Who Is The Bad Art Friend” article that went viral this week. Which of these two writers comes off worse in the situation? They also give their review of the Sopranos movie The Many Saints of Newark, and explain why it just didn’t work. Finally, they close the show with the game of “Would You Rather… Not” featuring some challenging questions about technology failing us.

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Bye Jamie Spears! Sep 30, 2021

Sami and Jordana are back this week and they kick off the episode with some catching up about Jordana’s upcoming wedding! After that, they go over all the updates from Britney’s conservatorship hearing last night, and what it means for her future that her father has been suspended as her conservator. They then get into some House Wives topics, touching on RHOBH and RHOSC (~25-38 minutes). They end the episode with a game called Isn’t She Lucky 13, where they celebrate the end of Britney’s 13-year long conservatorship under her father by trying to guess different whether different categories are over or under 13.

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Why The Media Can’t Stop Talking About Gabby Petito Sep 23, 2021

Jordana and Sami kick off this week’s episode with a recap of the latest RHOBH episode and breakdown all the drama from the hotel dinner (skip to ~30 mins in for the end of the RHOBH talk). Then, they get into two huge true crime cases that everyone seems to be talking about these days. They start with the Gabrielle Petito saga, and try to figure out why everyone has become so obsessed with it in the past few weeks. Then, Sami walks us through the intricate story of the Murdaughs from South Carolina, which involves questionable boating accidents, multiple murders, and an insurance fraud attempt that seems stranger than fiction.

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Abolish The Met Gala Sep 16, 2021

Sami and Jordana are back and they kick things off with a brief recap of last night’s RHOBH episode and their thoughts on the evolving scandal (skip to ~12 mins in for the end of RHOBH talk). Then, they talk about Britney’s surprise engagement and the fact that she deleted her Instagram account. How will we cope without her cryptic updates?! Then, they jump over to The Met Gala and discuss whether the Gala should even exist in this day and age and what its purpose really is. To end the show, they play ‘Oops! I Dated Again,’ where they try to guess the right celebrity based on two other celebrities that dated them.

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Is Jen Shah The Worst Person In Housewives History? Sep 09, 2021

Sami is back from her honeymoon and tells Jordana all about watching Bravo and scrolling Reddit while on vacation. They recap this week’s RHOBH with a reaction to Rinna’s insufferable behavior and Erika’s latest diversions. Then they discuss the first two minutes of the new RHOSLC season and what’s in store for Jen Shah. They also react to Scott Disick’s breakup from Amelia Hamlin, and update us on Britney’s dad filing a petition to end her conservatorship. How close is #FreeBritney to finally becoming a reality? Finally, they close the show with the game of the week, all about your favorite movies and TV show featuring trips to Europe.

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They Were On A Break! (And Other TV Debates) Sep 02, 2021

Jordana and her co-host-for-the-day Sean start with a conversation about the latest confrontation over Erika Jayne’s unwillingness to take responsibility. They dive into the latest Kanye West controversy, with an explanation of why his latest album release is embroiled in controversy. Is Kanye even relevant anymore, or are we just interested in the spectacle? Then it’s time for a spoiler-free debate about the success (and backlash to) the hit show Ted Lasso, and what liking that brand of comedy says about you. Plus, they discuss a list of sitcom storylines that serve as a good test of your personality. Finally, Jorge joins once again to lead them in a Kanye-inspired game of “Musical Direction” with some complete-the-lyrics and band name trivia.

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We Know Who The Next Jeopardy Host Should Be Aug 26, 2021

With Aleen and Sami out this week, Jordana is joined by Betches’ own Sean Kilby to discuss the Jeopardy scandal and revisit the White Lotus season finale. They start with a conversation about vacations (including Jordana’s recent trip to Greece) and update us on Aleen’s new baby. Then they dive into the Jeopardy hosting scandal, with a full breakdown of what led to the downfall of replacement host Mike Richards. Who should be the new host now that he’s out of the way? Next, they recap the finale of the much-talked-about first season of HBO’s White Lotus (spoilers start at 30:00). Was this show worth all the hype? Finally, at around 48:00 the spoilers end and they’re joined by producer Jorge to close out the show with a game of “Betch-pardy” featuring trivia questions all about bad choices and undeserving winners.

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Is The J.Lo And Ben Fling A PR Stunt? Aug 19, 2021

It’s the topic Aleen, Sami, and Jordana have been waiting to discuss: are Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez back together for publicity, or is the relationship real this time around? They dive into the latest headlines about the couple, and tell us what they think Ben’s real motivation is. They discuss some of the biggest celebrity couples that have come along since Bennifer broke up nearly 20 years ago. Plus, they tell us which celeb breakups hit them the hardest (we’re looking at you Justin and Selena) and go over the laundry list of men that have dated Taylor Swift through the years. Then it’s time for a music-infused game of the week entitled “Reunited and it Feels So Good” featuring songs about getting back together

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Who Knows Their Friend Best: Jordana vs. Aleen Aug 12, 2021

With the first Betches baby about to arrive, Aleen and Jordana take some time to reflect on their lifelong friendship. They start with a recap of this week’s RHOBH, including Sutton taking sides in the Erika drama, and Garcelle squaring off against Lisa Rinna. Then at 24:00 they dive into their two decades as best friends, with a reflection on their favorite memories throughout the years, and the changes that come with the arrival of your first child. Finally, they play a game called “Better Friend Forever” all about how well they know one another, which leads to some great stories from their shared history together.

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Who Is The Most Out Of Touch Rich Person In America? Aug 05, 2021

Aleen, Jordana, and Sami are back to talk about everything going on this week, starting with a conversation about the photos of Tom Girardi’s black eye. Do the pictures of his black eye earn him any sympathy, or does this feel like yet another ploy to gain public support? Then they dive into a recap of another great episode of RHOBH, complete with a breakdown of Erika’s latest confusing claims. They talk about the Frontier Airlines passenger who had to be duct taped to his seat. Plus, they discuss a new Vanity Fair article about just how out-of-hand the level of wealth has gotten in the Hamptons. Can we be done with all these rich people complaining already? Finally, they play a game called “Even Richer People” all about celebrities and the wildly out-of-touch things they say.

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Why Are People Coming For Simone Biles? Jul 29, 2021

Sami, Jordana, and Aleen are back and there’s a lot to cover this week, so they dive straight into a conversation about Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez grabbing headlines. Is this just a coordinated publicity stunt or are they genuinely reconnecting? Next, they talk about Chrishell from Selling Sunset dating her boss Jason, and tell us why that show is so entertaining. Plus, they break down the car crash story Erika Jayne told on RHOBH this week and talk about Kyle’s bee attack. Then they give their take on the public reaction to Simone Biles pulling herself from competition at the Olympic games. What does this moment say about the public conversation around mental health? Finally, they play a round of the “Olymbetch Games” by handing out medals in some Olympics-inspired categories.

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Is Erika Jayne Playing Us All? Jul 22, 2021

This week Jordana, Sami and Aleen are all back and start with a conversation about celebrity spotting in Los Angeles, including a story from Sami’s recent trip. They offer their reaction to Erika Jayne’s acting performance on RHOBH this week (complete with running mascara) and tell us what they think she should do to deal with the legal drama. Plus, they tell us how the other housewives are now involved in it all. Then they dive into a review of the new Netflix reality show “My Unorthodox Life” which leads to a debate about how authentic Julia’s background story really sounds. Do we need to get more answers about her origin story before drawing any conclusions? Finally, they play a game of “Name That Reality TV Villain” which includes some of the best quotes from the reality stars we love to hate.

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Are The Kourtney And Travis Engagement Rumors True? Jul 15, 2021

Aleen, Sami and Jordana are all together again this week, and start with a reaction to Scooter Braun splitting from his wife (with credit to Sami for a shockingly accurate prediction). They catch us up to speed on the latest #FreeBritney developments, including yesterday’s hearing and her new representation. Plus, they speculate about the nature of Britney’s relationship with her current boyfriend. Then they discuss the Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker engagement rumors coming out of the weekend, sharing all the clues from their mysterious Las Vegas trip. Do we think these rumors are real, and are they saving the reveal for a reality TV moment? Finally, they play a game of “Breaking Up with the Kardashians” all about how long the Kardashian relationships have each lasted.

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Ranking The Real Housewives Scandals Jul 08, 2021

Jordana and Sami are back this week to talk all about the Real Housewives of New York and Beverly Hills. They start out by highlighting the biggest problems with RHONY this season, including the misery of revisiting 2020, and trying to get through a season with such a small cast. They also talk about the challenges RHOBH faces this season, especially with Erika Girardi skirting the subject of her legal troubles, and tell us what they think of the newest cast members. They reflect on The Hustler and the Housewife documentary with a conversation about Erika’s level of involvement and how she portrays herself publicly. Plus, they play F*ck, Marry, Kill with a few of the biggest Housewives scandals. Finally, they dive into this week’s game of “Tag It and Bag It” featuring some of the best taglines in Real Housewives history.

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Jordana’s Bachelorette Recap Jul 01, 2021

This week, Jordana, Sami and Aleen are back to talk all about Jordana’s bachelorette party this past weekend. First, they discuss a recent rumor regarding Scooter Braun and Erica Jane, which leads Jordana to share a story about meeting Scooter in person. They also talk about the RHOBH secrecy pact, how much the housewives protect each other, and who they hope will return to the show next season. Then they dive into the bachelorette weekend in Tahoe, with stories about how they ended up in that location, almost didn’t get home, and partied all day on a boat (obviously). Then it’s time for the game of the week, as they hand out awards for the standout moments and people from the bachelorette party.

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Is #FreeBritney Finally Happening? Jun 24, 2021

Jordana, Sami and Aleen are back from a brief hiatus to talk all about all the latest developments in the #FreeBritney saga. They start with a preview of Jordana’s upcoming bachelorette party this weekend, including what they’ll be doing and who will be missing out. Then they dive into an explanation of how Britney came to be subject to this conservatorship, why it’s so f*cked up, and the reason it may finally be coming to an end. Is it time for Britney to finally be free of the conservatorship? Then they close out the show with a game of “Quiz Me Baby One More Time” featuring a finish-the-lyrics challenge and some Britney Spears trivia.

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The Best And Worst of the Last Decade May 18, 2021

This week, it’s time for the final episode of season 1 of @Betches! To celebrate the finale, Jordana, Sami, and Aleen bring us The Betchies Awards, during which they take a look at the past ten years. They debate a series of categories to chose the lucky winners, covering everything from Betches milestones to overrated food fads to the most memorable viral moments of years past. After that, it’s time for the Dear Betches email for the week, where a listener writes about re-finding her own sense of identity and setting goals for the future after a tough breakup. How can you get specific with your goal setting when you don’t have a clear roadmap for the future? To end the show, they play The Songs of the Summer, where they test their knowledge on the summer songs of the decade through a series of obscure hints, short clips, and hilarious covers. Thanks for tuning in to this season of @Betches, and we will be back in a few weeks!

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The Land Before iPhones May 11, 2021

This week, Sami, Jordana, and Aleen are back to talk about the most impactful pop culture, technology, and media changes they experienced in their early years. They start off talking about just how different communication was back in college with Blackberries and BBM pings, and how annoying it was to not be able to turn off read receipts. They also discuss how complicated it was to invite people to parties back then, and how they would deal with the clean up afterwards by invoking the famed “Threshold Rule.” Next, they talk about a few apps that completely changed the way they interacted with their phones and each other, including Instagram, Venmo, and Spotify. They also talk about the advent of streaming services and remember the first shows that made them get a Netflix subscription. After that, they get into a listener email about the world’s obsession with the Royal Family and whether it’s really worth our attention. Is the British obsession with them the same as the American obsession with the Kardashians? To end the show, they play a round of Succession Trivia, where they put their knowledge to the test about some lesser known behind-the-scenes facts about the show and the people involved in it.

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These Are A Few Of Our Favorite Trips May 04, 2021

On this episode, Jordana, Sami, and Aleen go all into one of their favorite activities: Traveling. They start off with their study abroad experiences during college, and why Aleen couldn’t join them on their adventures. They reflect on the culture shock that they experienced at that age, and how it would later feed into the satirical content they would make at the very beginning of Betches. Then, they get into post-college trips and how different they were from their college era-travels, discussing family trips, honeymoons, and Aleen’s near-encounter with future president Joe Biden on a trip to Capri. After that, it’s time for the Dear Betches email for the week, where a listener writes in about struggling to plan her best friend’s destination bachelorette party as the Maid of Honor. How do you balance the lofty expectations of the bride while being considerate of the costs and logistics for all of the guests? To end the show, they play The Layover Game, where they have to decide which attractions in famous cities around the world they would either visit, check out, or chuck out of their itineraries altogether.

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You Can’t Hide From Who You Are On A Podcast Apr 27, 2021

Today’s episode is all about how the Betches founders first got into podcasting, with stories of how Jordana, Sami and Aleen each came to host some of your favorite shows. They begin by listening to a brief clip of their very first podcast discussion way back in 2016 (spoiler: Rob and Blac Chyna were still relevant at the time). They reminisce on how Betch Slapped first got started, and what led them to launch a number of other podcasts including U Up?, Diet Starts Tomorrow, and more. They also discuss what it means to have a “vulnerability hangover” after a podcast recording, the unique feeling of baring your personal life to a huge audience, and the perils of handing out advice to strangers. Then a listener writes in to ask whether or not she should offer some unsolicited dating advice of her own to a friend who’s struggling in the romance department. Is it ever okay to offer guidance unprompted, or is it always best to keep it to yourself? Finally, they pay homage to the first game ever played on the podcast by having a “verbal smackdown” style debate about a very important subject: What is the definitive HBO show?

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So, How Did You Meet Your Husband? Apr 20, 2021

This week is all about how Sami, Jordana and Aleen each met their significant other. They start with the story of how Sami was first introduced to her husband Avi, and why it took so long for them to actually start dating after their first encounter. She tells us how they eventually got serious, decided to get engaged, and had a wedding ceremony in the exact same location where they first met. Aleen explains the way she found her husband Rusty (even though they technically went to high school together) and how their relationship progressed over time, culminating in a two minute dance routine to Mumford and Sons at their wedding. Jordana tells us about getting set up with her now-fiancé Mike and where their upcoming wedding will be. Plus, they tell the story of the time they all did a paper-burning ceremony in Montauk that led them each to find lasting love. Then an emailer writes in to ask if she should stick with her longtime boyfriend for the sake of having children before it’s too late, even though their communication style doesn’t seem compatible. Is it better to stick it out for the sake of your life plans, or is it better to call things off now? To close the show, they play a Newlywed-style game featuring detailed responses from Avi, Rusty, and Mike, proving once and for all who knows their significant other best.

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Mistakes Were Made (In Our Twenties) Apr 13, 2021

Jordana, Sami, and Aleen start the fifth episode of the season exactly where we left off last time, with the story of Sami’s little-known *gasp* first engagement. She tells us all the details about how she ended up in Israel during her mid-twenties, almost fell into an orthodox lifestyle, and met the guy who would eventually become her ex-fiancé. They talk about how easy it is to feel lost in your twenties, and why we make decisions out of confusion and uncertainty. Aleen and Jordana share some of their biggest mistakes from the past, and talk about why it’s hard to feel regret about experiences that shape you. Then a listener writes in to ask if she’ll ever find closure after a devastating breakup from her first love. Do we idealize our past relationships too much? Finally, they close the show with a game of Red Flag or Deal Breaker: Mistakes Edition, featuring some dating faux pas and a conversation about how you would react if your partner said someone else’s name during sex.

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Betches And The City Apr 06, 2021

In episode four of the new season, Sami, Aleen and Jordana are talking all about moving to New York City and what it was like being broke and single in their early twenties. They start with stories from their first apartments in the city, including their battles with cockroaches, gas leaks, and Murray Hill bros. They tell us about the pre-Tinder dating scene and recall in detail the moment dating apps took over (like literally, the actual day the swiping started). They also highlight some of the biggest differences between the city today and what it was like 10 years ago. Then a listener writes in to ask for advice when it comes to leaving your hometown for the first time and moving to the big city. Where do you even start, and how do people make new friends? Finally, they play an NYC-themed game of Never Have I Ever all about of the most common things people do when they visit New York.

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How Did Betches Actually Come To Be? Mar 30, 2021

In episode three of the new season, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami are talking all about the humble beginning of Betches. They explain what the social media landscape was like at the time, and how they went from an anonymous Twitter account to a bustling website that kept growing and growing. Then explain how they managed to monetize a company without ever raising any capital, and what the process of growing the business was like in the first few years. They talk about their ‘fake-it-till-you-make-it’ approach to pitching and acquiring clients, and the breakthrough that helped them land their first major deal. Then they dive into the Dear Betch email for the week, all about career choices and new beginnings. A listener writes in about feeling unsatisfied in her current career path and looking for the best way to explore new options. They round it all out with a game of Workplace Would You Rather? where they face some difficult decisions on everything from annoying co-workers to the ideal office environment.

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Why Was College More High School Than High School? Mar 23, 2021

Aleen, Jordana, and Sami are back for episode two of the new season, and this week they’re talking all about their college days together. They tell us how they ended up going to the same school (it was a lot like an MLM recruitment) and why they each chose their majors. They talk about what dorm life was like, dating in college, and what led them to join a sorority together. They explain the sorority rush process, and why it felt more like high school than actual high school did. Plus, they explain how their feelings about the toxic elements of Greek life helped shape the Betches brand in the first place. We hear the story of when and where Betches was born during their Senior year, including what their headspace was like at the time. Then they dive into the Dear Betch email of the week, all about the bonds you form in school and when it’s time to admit a friendship has run its course. A listener writes in to ask why a close friend has fallen further and further out of touch, and whether or not she should just move on altogether. Finally, they play a game of “Senior Superlatives” where they hand out awards to one another based on what they were really like in college.

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The Secret To Staying Friends For Life Mar 16, 2021

The Betches founders (and original Betch Slapped hosts) are back for episode one of this ten-episode season celebrating the tenth birthday of Betches Media. Aleen Dreksler, Sami Sage, and Jordana Abraham return to talk about the origin of their friendship (going all the way back to childhood) and some of their favorite memories together. From their earliest recollections of each other (guess whose screen name was CurlGurl) and how they met, to the time Aleen invited everyone over to make crepes and check out her new iPod, they tell us where their bond began. They swap stories about how they messed with one another in high school, dealing with disappointment, and what they would do differently (hint: they’d care a whole lot less about grades and drop band class much sooner). Plus, they tell us the secret to staying friends for so long, even after starting a business together. Then it’s time for the Dear Betch email of the week featuring some advice about “girl code” rules when it comes to an ex. A listener writes in to ask whether or not it’s acceptable to start dating a high school friend’s ex-boyfriend now that they’re several years removed. Finally, they play a game of “Who Knows Our Friend Best?” all about some of their most embarrassing secrets and earliest memories together.

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Royally Shook Mar 10, 2021

Bari, Dana, and Dylan are back this week and they start off with a few important announcements about Betches’ 10 year anniversary and what’s next for the podcast! Then they dive in to the topic that everyone has been talking about: Oprah’s interview with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. They start with their expectations before watching and also breakdown all the notable moments from the interview and all the astonishing revelations. They go into Meghan’s journey into the family, her treatment by the Firm, and her struggle with mental health through it all. Then, they end the show looking back at the past year now that we’re at the one year mark since we’ve been in lockdown.

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Why Did We Even Watch The Golden Globes? Mar 03, 2021

Bari, Dana, and Dylan are back this week with a breakdown of the Golden Globes, giving their impressions on the show in general and sharing thoughts on why this was the least-watched Globes in modern history. They also give their picks for best-dressed of the night. After that, they dive into the latest from Hilaria and Alec Baldwin, and how the internet reacted to their surprise baby announcement. They also get into a controversial joke from ‘Ginny & Georgia’ made at the expense of Taylor Swift, and her response to the whole drama. They round it all out with what they’re watching this week and what’s worth checking out.

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The Bachelor Drama That Just Keeps On Giving Feb 24, 2021

Bari, Dana, and Dylan start off this week with another update from The Bachelor’s Chris Harrison drama and discuss Matt James’s statement on everything that has happened in the past few weeks and what the next steps could look like for the show. Then, they run through a few more Bachelor updates, including Clare and Dale apparently getting back together and a bizarre pairing involving Hannah Brown and Jed Wyatt. After that, they go into Kim and Kanye’s official divorce news and what’s next for them as they go through this period. Will Kim drop West from her name? They end the show by sharing what they’ve been watching lately and what’s worth binging.

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The Bachelor’s Chris Harrison Problem Feb 17, 2021

This week, Bari, Dana, and Dylan start off with the drama engulfing Bachelor Nation: Chris Harrison’s insensitive comments that resulted in him temporarily stepping back from the show. They give a brief overview of everything that has gone down so far and then talk about implications and what the show’s future could look like. Then, they go into some Prince Harry’s and Meghan Markle’s baby announcement! They also discuss the couple’s upcoming tell-all interview with Oprah that has the rest of the royal family shaking in their boots. What will the couple reveal? They round it all off reacting to the Cruella trailer, which features Emma Stone playing the infamous villain. Will the movie live up to the hype or will Emma ruin 101 Dalmatians forever?

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How Did The Weeknd Spend $7 Million On That Halftime Show? Feb 10, 2021

Bari, Dana, and Dylan are back this week, and they start off with a recap of the biggest sports event of the year: the Super Bowl. They breakdown the mixed reactions to The Weeknd’s halftime show and the somewhat forgettable ads. They also give their picks for the best Super Bowl halftime show of all time. Then, they discuss the ‘Framing Britney Spears’ documentary and react to her treatment by the media throughout her career, the limited viewpoint of the documentary, and whether her conservatorship has any merit. They then react to the bizarre viral cat lawyer video and Rebecca Black’s new remix to commemorate 10 years since ‘Friday’ came out. Finally, they cover Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley’s surprise engagement and debate whether Shailene has ever watched an episode of The Bachelor.

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Has J.Lo Really Never Had Work Done? Feb 03, 2021

This week Bari and Dana have a lot to say about 'Bachelor' drama and what happens when the biggest villains of the season are gone. Then they react to J. Lo saying she’s never had botox and the backlash that ensued. Do we really believe celebrities like her when they say they haven’t had work done? They talk about Kylie Jenner ignoring social gathering bans and throwing Stormi a third birthday party with family in attendance. With the Super Bowl right around the corner, they talk about The Weeknd’s upcoming halftime performance and share their favorite Super Bowl commercials. Finally, they close the show with a reaction to Jeff Bezos stepping down as Amazon CEO and a Gamestop Stock drama movie coming to Netflix.

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Behind The Scenes Of Bling Empire Ft. Kane and Kevin Jan 27, 2021

Bari, Dana, and Dylan are back and start with a breakdown of what’s going on between Kristin Cavallari, Jay Cutler, and a Southern Charm cast member. Plus, they explain what the cryptic IG post from Kristin and Jay was all about. Then they react to JoJo Siwa’s inspiring coming out video, how she deals with the haters, and why it’s valuable to her generation of followers. They also offer a reaction to the latest episode of Euphoria and why it stands out from the last one. Finally, Dylan and Bari are joined by Kane and Kevin from Netflix’s hit new series Bling Empire to talk about the first season of the show and how people are reacting to it. They tell us what went on behind the scenes, why they get along so well, and what may be coming in the second season of the show.

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Joe-Chella: Our Inauguration Review Jan 20, 2021

This week Dana, Bari, and Dylan start the show with a conversation about *gasp* living without internet in a pandemic. Then they tackle the biggest topic of the week: Clare and Dale from The Bachelorette suddenly calling it quits after what seemed like a legitimate connection on the show. Did they break up because Clare was too focused on having children immediately? They also discuss the other biggest breakup of the week, with Ben Affleck splitting from Ana de Armas and throwing her cardboard cutout in the trash. Next, they review the inauguration celebration from earlier today and tell us which celebrity performers they’d want at their own ceremony. They also talk about this weekend’s special Euphoria episode and rumors that Timothée Chalamet might play Willy Wonka in the next adaptation. Finally, they close the show with a review of the new Netflix series Bling Empire and tell us why you should be watching WandaVision on Disney+.

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I Couldn’t Help But Wonder… Will The SATC Revival Work? Jan 13, 2021

Bari, Dylan, and Dana are back and start with their immediate reaction to the Sex and the City revival coming to HBO Max. Will the show work without Kim Cattrall, or is it destined to disappoint? They talk about the rumors of Kim and Kanye’s impending divorce, and admit they should’ve seen this coming. Next, they discuss Armie Hammer’s DM scandal this week, telling us whether or not they think he’s a real-life cannibal. Plus, they explain what’s going on with Azealia Banks freaking everyone out with her dead cat on social media. They also break down the relationship drama that lead to Olivia Rodrigo’s hit new single ‘Drivers License’ and tell us who the song is really about. Finally, they close the show with some Betchflix conversation, including a reaction to Queen Victoria’s wild week on The Bachelor and their review of Netflix’s (overly) sexual series Bridgerton.

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Our 2021 Celeb Couple Predictions Jan 05, 2021

Bari, Dana, and Dylan return to talk about the biggest Hollywood couples of 2020 and what’s to come for celeb relationships in the new year. But first, they start with a reaction to the newest season of The Bachelor and whether or not a 21-year-old has any chance of winning. Next, they react to the new celeb power couple Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde, with details of where they were spotted and just how serious their relationship might be. They talk about some of the biggest breakups of the last year and react to reports that Emma Stone is pregnant. Plus, they explain what they do and do not expect out of a celeb baby IG post, and tell us which Red Table Talk they’d most want to see. Finally, they predict which celebrities will break up in 2021 and tell us which future couples they hope will get together.

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Why Do We Care So Much About Hilaria? Dec 29, 2020

This week, Dylan and Bari are joined by Danny Murphy, co-host of Betches’ “Not Another True Crime Podcast”, to discuss everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by breaking down the scandal of Hilaria Baldwin’s fake Spanish branding. Next, they decide who won the Christmas day streaming battle between HBO Max, Netflix, and Disney+. Finally, they preview what will certainly be the weirdest New Year’s Eve of our lives.

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Which Celeb Had The Best Year During The Worst Year Ever? Dec 22, 2020

Bari, Dylan, and Kay kick off the show by looking back on their favorite pop culture moments of a year that still managed to have a lot going on. Next, they look ahead and discuss what they’re looking forward to in 2021. Later, they reveal their 2020 celeb superlatives, including favorite couple, favorite social media follow, which celeb had the best year, and more.

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Is Evermore Better Than Folklore? Dec 15, 2020

This week Dylan, Dana, and Bari assemble to discuss everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by giving their review of Taylor Swift’s surprise “Evermore” album and how it stacks up against “Folklore”. Next, they discuss what it must be like to be the first person in America to take the COVID vaccine, and whether or not they’re optimistic about 2021. Later, they give their reaction to Shawn Mendes addressing his frustrations over rumors about his sexuality. Finally, they break down Forbes’ list of top celeb earners in 2020, and how poor it makes them feel.

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Is It Time To Forgive Olivia Jade? Dec 08, 2020

This week, Dylan, Dana, and Bari assemble to discuss everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by recapping Olivia Jade’s appearance on “Red Table Talk”, breaking her long time silence about the college admission scandal. Next, they bring you a Kardashian roundup, after Christmas is canceled in Calabasas and Rob and Blac Chyna continue their legal disputes. Later, they discuss Warner Brothers’ decision to release all of their 2021 feature films on HBO Max, and what it might mean for the future of streaming. Finally, they give their thoughts on the “Euphoria” special.

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Are Stans Ruining Pop Culture For The Rest Of Us? Dec 01, 2020

This week, Kay, Dana, and Bari assemble to discuss everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by discussing if stan culture has gone too far after Selena Gomez fans got a joke about her edited out of “Saved By The Bell,” and Millie Bobby Brown deleted TikTok after an uncomfortable encounter with a fan. Next, they weigh in on whether or not Felicity Huffman deserves a second chance in showbiz after landing a new tv show right after being released from prison. Finally, they give you a breakdown of the best things to stream this week while you’re stuck at home.

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Were Harry Styles and The Weeknd Snubbed By The Grammys? Nov 24, 2020

This week Kay, Dylan, and Bari assemble to discuss everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by giving their reactions to the 2021 Grammy nominations, including who they’re surprised scored a nom and who got snubbed. Next, they discuss Twitter and Snapchat ripping off features from Instagram and TikTok. Finally, they rank Thanksgiving foods from best to worst as a preview of one of the weirdest holiday seasons of all time.

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Why Is Scooter Braun So Obsessed With Taylor Swift? Nov 17, 2020

This week Kay, Dylan, and Dana assemble to discuss everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by breaking down the complicated and seemingly petty $350 Million sale of Taylor Swift’s music catalog by Scooter Braun. Next, they help Kay recover from the rumors that Chris Evans and Aly Raisman might be dating. Later, they give their opinions on the internet’s reaction to Harry Styles wearing a dress on the cover of Vogue. Finally, they react to some of the newest music video releases from Ariana Grande, Lil Nas X, and Billie Eilish.

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Is Larsa Pippen Spilling The Tea or Looking For Attention? Nov 10, 2020

This week Dylan, Dana, and Bari assemble to discuss everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin with the news that had all of New York City dancing in the street, as Joe Biden was declared President Elect over the weekend. Next, they reflect on the life and career of Alex Trebek and what his legacy means to them in the wake of his death. Later, they discuss the drama and fallout from Larsa Pippen’s Kardashian-tea-spilling podcast appearance. Finally, they share what they’ve been watching lately, and upcoming streaming titles that they’re most excited about.

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Which Kardashian Party Violated The Most CDC Guidelines? Nov 03, 2020

This week Dylan, Dana, and Bari assemble to discuss everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by giving their opinions on Kim Kardashian’s 40th birthday on a private island and her bizarre hologram birthday gift from Kanye. Next, they discuss Kendall Jenner’s birthday/Halloween bash that has the world pretty pissed at the lack of social distancing guidelines. Finally, they rank which rappers surprised them the most with their last-minute political endorsements.

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Do You Know Who My Dad Is? Episode 8: The Trumps & The Kushners Oct 30, 2020

@Betches presents the eighth and final installment of the limited series exposing the connections you never knew existed: Do You Know Who My Dad Is? explores dynastic nepotism and the effects it has on media, culture, and our current political system. Hosts Bryan Russell Smith and Alicia Angeles are talking all about the privilege that leads inexperienced and unaccomplished children of powerful people to get ahead.

This week, we’ve finally arrived at the crown jewel of American nepotism: the Trump family (and by extension the Kushners). First, Alicia tells us where Donald Trump’s son-in-law got his start (under his father’s watch), and covers the various scandals and convictions the Kushner family has under its belt. Next, Bryan tries to explain how Donald Trump’s father helped create one of the most inept (and destructive) presidents in history, and tells us how his children carry on the family tradition of raking in money and opportunity despite their lack of any discernible merit. Finally, they close the show with a game of “Daddy Sent Me” all about famous figures who benefited from being legacy admissions to a prestigious university.

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Has 2020 Been A Great Year For Music? Oct 27, 2020

This week Kay, Dana, and Bari assemble to bring you all the tea happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by discussing the concerning record-low ratings for the newest season of “The Bachelorette” and what could be the cause. Next, they give their thoughts on Arianna Grande’s new single “Positions” and whether or not 2020 has been a low-key great year for music. Finally, with the trailer drop for the “Saved By The Bell” reboot, they decide if they’re over streaming reboots and sequels altogether.

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Do You Know Who My Dad Is? Episode 7: The McCains & The Romneys Oct 22, 2020

@Betches presents the seventh installment of the 8-episode limited series exposing the connections you never knew existed: Do You Know Who My Dad Is? explores dynastic nepotism and the effects it has on media, culture, and our current political system. Hosts Bryan Russell Smith and Alicia Angeles are talking all about the privilege that leads inexperienced and unaccomplished children of powerful people to get ahead.

This week, we’re talking all about the families responsible for producing two recent Republican presidential nominees, the McCains and the Romneys. First, Bryan tells us about the rise of John McCain, from his family’s military roots to his election to the Senate, and finally his ascendence to power and eventual campaign against Barack Obama in 2008. Next, Alicia explains the origins of Mitt Romney’s dynastic family, including his father’s time as Governor of Michigan, the source of their enormous wealth, and how he became a presidential nominee. Finally, they close things out with a game of “Do You Know Who Said It?” featuring real quotes from both John and Mitt.

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Is Hocus Pocus The Greatest Halloween Movie Ever? Ft. Naomi Smalls Oct 20, 2020

This week Dylan Hafer, Sean Kilby, and Carlie Rice are back to debate the best movies to watch around Halloween time. They start the show with a news story about a cruise ship that may soon be overrun by influencers and Bitcoin bros. Next, they discuss Justin Bieber’s SNL performance and tell us what they think of his newest single. Plus, they weigh in on whether Billie Eillish’s sneakers are actually pink or green, explaining why it’s so hard to come to a consensus on this week’s biggest internet debate. Then they run through the Betches bracket of the best Halloween movies, settling once and for all whether Hocus Pocus takes the crown. Finally, Dylan is joined by Naomi Smalls of RuPaul’s Drag Race to talk about competing on TV, performing in Vegas, and her new virtual one-woman drag show.

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Do You Know Who My Dad Is? Episode 6: The Walmart Family & The Koch Brothers Oct 16, 2020

@Betches presents the sixth installment of the 8-episode limited series exposing the connections you never knew existed: Do You Know Who My Dad Is? explores dynastic nepotism and the effects it has on media, culture, and our current political system. Hosts Bryan Russell Smith and Alicia Angeles are talking all about the privilege that leads inexperienced and unaccomplished children of powerful people to get ahead.

This week, we’re talking all about two of the richest families in human history, the Waltons and the Kochs. First up, Alicia tells us how Sam Walton and his Walmart empire led his children and their descendants to become the wealthiest family in the world. Next, Bryan tells us all about the infamous Koch brothers and how their family fortune enabled them to become one of the most powerful influencers of political policy on the planet. Finally, they close the show with a game of Walton family trivia called “Retail or Tall Tale” featuring a few facts that just may surprise you.

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Why TF Is Max Ehrich Crying On The Beach? Oct 13, 2020

This week Chris, Dana, and Bari assemble to bring you all the tea happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by revealing their feelings on the upcoming season premiere of “The Bachelorette,” in what promises to be one of the messiest seasons yet. Next, they talk about Max Ehrich’s pity party for one on the beach as his breakup with Demi Lovato continues to get weirder and weirder. Later, with the US planning to open travel to London, they discuss whether or not they’re ready to travel internationally. Finally, they tag in Dylan Hafer for a one-on-one interview with pop superstar, Ava Max.

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Do You Know Who My Dad Is? Episode 5: Fox News & The New York Times Oct 09, 2020

@Betches presents the fifth installment of the 8-episode limited series exposing the connections you never knew existed: Do You Know Who My Dad Is? explores dynastic nepotism and the effects it has on media, culture, and our current political system. Hosts Bryan Russell Smith and Alicia Angeles are talking all about the privilege that leads inexperienced and unaccomplished children of powerful people to get ahead.

On this week’s episode, we’re talking all about the families behind two of the biggest media empires in the world, Fox News (the Murdochs) and The New York Times (the Ochs Sulzbergers). First, Bryan walks us through the history of the Murdochs, starting with patriarch Rupert Murdoch’s rise to wealth and power. Plus, he outline the many scandals the family has endured and how Rupert’s children stand to inherit his vast empire. Next, Alicia outlines the lineage of the Ochs Sulzbergers and how the role of publisher has been passed from one (white male) family member to another for over a century. Finally, they finish this week’s episode with a game called “Get With the Times” all about some of the most interesting facts about these two media families.

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Leave (Get Out): A Message To COVID ft. JoJo Oct 06, 2020

This week Dylan, Alicia and Danny assemble to bring you all the tea happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by discussing President Trump’s Covid 19 diagnosis and the outbreak in the White House. Later they recap the return of SNL and whether or not political humor is as funny when things in America are not so great. Finally, pop music icon JoJo joins the show to talk about her new life as a vegan, how she’s surviving quarantine, and her new official campaign song for the Biden/Harris ticket.

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Do You Know Who My Dad Is? Episode 4: The Kennedy Family Oct 02, 2020

@Betches presents the fourth installment of the 8-episode limited series exposing the connections you never knew existed: Do You Know Who My Dad Is? explores dynastic nepotism and the effects it has on media, culture, and our current political system. Hosts Bryan Russell Smith and Alicia Angeles are talking all about the privilege that leads inexperienced and unaccomplished children of powerful people to get ahead.

On this week’s episode, Alicia guides us through the lineage of another one of the most powerful dynasties in American history, the Kennedy family. First, they discuss the rise of JFK’s father Joseph P. Kennedy Sr. and how he groomed his sons for a life in politics. Next, they discuss the success of the Kennedy sons, including JFK’s time as president, and cover the many scandals the family endured. Finally, they close things out with a game of “Kennedy or It Can’t Be” all about some of the most surprising Kennedy family trivia.

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WTF Is Going On With Demi Lovato and Max Ehrich? Sep 29, 2020

This week Dana, Carlie and Danny assemble to bring you all the tea happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by trying to figure out what the hell is going on in the convoluted Demi Lovato and Max Ehrich cancelled engagement. Next they discuss whether it’s time for Americans to de-stigmatize the idea of moving back home with your parents as an adult. Later they discuss tonight’s upcoming Presidential debate and whether people will be watching for the issues or the insults.

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Do You Know Who My Dad Is? Episode 3: The Bush Family Sep 25, 2020

@Betches presents the third installment of the 8-episode limited series exposing the connections you never knew existed: Do You Know Who My Dad Is? explores dynastic nepotism and the effects it has on media, culture, and our current political system. Hosts Bryan Russell Smith and Alicia Angeles are talking all about the privilege that leads inexperienced and unaccomplished children of powerful people to get ahead.

On this week’s episode, Bryan leads us through the family history of one of the most powerful dynasties in American history, the Bush family. First, they talk about the origins of the family’s wealth and power. Next, they discuss the many scandals and highlights of President George H.W. Bush’s political career. Plus, they talk about how nepotism led George W. Bush to walk in his father’s footsteps (and copy his playbook along the way). Finally, they close things out with a game of “Bush or Bull” featuring a collection of surprising facts about the Bush family.

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Is Halloween Canceled? Sep 22, 2020

This week Dana, Bari, and Mike assemble to bring you all the tea happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by discussing their thoughts on the first ever virtual Emmy Awards and what this may mean for award shows in the future. Next, they break down Ellen DeGeneres’ monologue apology for accusations of a toxic workplace and whether or not she actually meant it. Finally, they discuss the CDC’s new guidelines for Halloween and whether or not the holiday is cancelled this year.

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Do You Know Who My Dad Is? Episode 2: Hollywood Sep 18, 2020

@Betches presents the second installment of this 8-episode limited series exposing the connections you never knew existed: Do You Know Who My Dad Is? explores dynastic nepotism and the effects it has on media, culture, and our current political system. Hosts Bryan Russell Smith and Alicia Angeles are talking all about the privilege that leads inexperienced and unaccomplished children of powerful people to get ahead.

On this week’s episode, our hosts are talking about two of the most storied families in Hollywood history. First, Alicia examines the Barrymore family, from their roots as acting royalty in the late 19th century all the way to Drew Barrymore’s rise to stardom. Next, Bryan talks about the Disney family and how the descendants of Walt and Roy Disney continue to reap the benefits of their labor to this day. Finally, they close things out with another round of Do You Know Who My Dad Played, all about actors whose famous lineage might surprise you.

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Paris Hilton Has A F*cked Up Past Sep 15, 2020

This week Dylan, Bari and Bryan assemble to bring you all the tea happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by discussing JK Rowling doubling down on her transphobic views in her new book. Next they decide whether or not it’s irresponsible for ABC to have Carole Baskin as a contestant on “Dancing With The Stars”. Later they give their thoughts on what could be next for the Kardashians after the cancellation of KUWTK. Finally they present their revelations from the new Paris Hilton documentary and what makes the film a must watch.

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Do You Know Who My Dad Is? Episode 1: Influencers Sep 12, 2020

@Betches presents an 8-episode limited series exposing the connections you never knew existed: Do You Know Who My Dad Is? explores dynastic nepotism and the effects it has on media, culture, and our current political system. Hosts Bryan Russell Smith and Alicia Angeles are talking all about the privilege that leads inexperienced and unaccomplished children of powerful people to get ahead.

On this week’s episode, our hosts are talking about influencers. First, Bryan examines the rise of Cara Delevingne as a model, actress and influencer, sharing just how far back in history her powerful family can be traced. Next, Alicia talks about the ascension of the Hadid sisters, and how their wealthy and influential parents helped them get where they are today. Finally, they close things out with a game of Do You Know Who My Dad Played, all about actors whose parents gave them a leg up.

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A Gender Reveal Party Set California On Fire Sep 08, 2020

This week Dylan, Dana, and Sara return after the holiday (only a little hungover) to bring you the tea on everything happening in the world this week. They begin by breaking down the gender reveal party that started a blazing California wildfire, and whether it’s time to move on from the reveal trend altogether. Next, they discuss the story of a college professor who canceled herself after revealing that she has secretly been pretending to be African American for much of her life. Finally, they decide whether you can still get FOMO from social media content during the pandemic.

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Why Is Everyone Suddenly Obsessed With Selling Sunset? Ft. Heather Rae Young Sep 01, 2020

This week Chris, Dana, and Mike return to break down everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by paying tribute to the late Chadwick Boseman and breaking down his long-lasting cultural impact. Next, they discuss whether Adele is guilty of cultural appropriation after her Carnival outfit went viral. Then, they talk about the difficulties around making new friends during the pandemic. Finally, Chris is joined by Heather from "Selling Sunset" to discuss California real estate, her upcoming wedding, and all the tea from the show.

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Kimberly Guilfoyle: Republican Disney Villain Aug 25, 2020

This week Dylan, Amanda and Chris return to break down all the drama and beef from the world of social media this week. They begin by illustrating the unappetizing viral quarantine meals being served to NYU students now that school is back in session. Next they discuss the viral think pieces circulating the internet claiming that “New York Is Dead” and whether or not it’s an overreaction. Later they share their favorite moments from Kimberly Guilfoyle’s viral, colorful, frightening RNC speech. Finally they break down the twitter beef between Alyssa Milano and Rose McGowan over Milano’s alleged behavior on the set of “Charmed” several decades ago.

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Go Back To College They Said, It’ll Be Safe They Said Aug 18, 2020

Kay Brown, Sean Kilby and Taylor Jackson are back together and start with a conversation about vacationing in a pandemic. They talk about the challenges of getting on a plane right now, the joys of all-inclusive living, and how to relax when you still have to social distance from everyone. Next, they discuss the latest reports from the set of The Bachelorette and share their best theories on what’s really happening. Then they talk about college students returning to campuses across the country, and they’re joined by ‘Intern Reagan’ for an inside look at what it’s like going back to school at Tulane University. Finally they discuss some movie news, including the live-action Mulan going straight to Disney+ streaming for an outrageous price.

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Is “WAP” The First Summer Hit Of 2020? Aug 11, 2020

This week Dana, Bari, and Mike are back to spill the tea on everything happening on the internet this week. They begin by reviewing Cardi B and Meghan Thee Stallion’s new song “WAP” and whether or not it’s the first smash hit of summer 2020. Next they discuss a Georgia high school student’s suspension from school after posting pictures of social distancing violations that went viral. Finally they discuss the phenomenon of quarantine envy and whether or not they are guilty of it themselves.

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How Do You Stay Creative During Quarantine? Ft. Sabrina Carpenter Aug 04, 2020

Dylan, Dana and Chris are back despite a HURRICANE to bring you the tea on everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by getting to the bottom of the current scam being run on TikTok by President Trump as he threatens to ban the app unless it’s bought by a US company. Next they discuss the reveal of Tayshia as the new “Bachelorette” after Clare’s surprise engagement. Later they break down the new details in the workplace investigation of the “Ellen” show. Finally they are joined by Sabrina Carpenter to discuss being creative during quarantine and her new movie “Work It”, premiering on Netflix on 8/7.

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Can Taylor Swift’s New Album Save 2020? Jul 28, 2020

This week Dylan, Bryan and Carlie join forces to talk about everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by reviewing the surprise Taylor Swift album “Folklore”, and decide what their favorite songs are and where it ranks compared to Taylor’s other albums. Next they break down the news of an internal investigation into misconduct at “The Ellen DeGeneres Show”. Later they give an update on all the celebrities who spent their week disregarding quarantine. Finally they discuss group activities that didn’t seem so disgusting before 2020, but may never come back in a post-COVID world.

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Mental Illness Doesn’t Care If You’re Famous Jul 21, 2020

This week Chris, Dana, and Bari get together to recap everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by talking about Kanye West’s most recent Twitter meltdown and whether or not it’s time to start worrying about him. Next they give their thoughts on the extremely volatile Johnny Depp/Amber Heard divorce trial. Finally they discuss TikTok houses and what creators will do if the platform is outlawed in the U.S.

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Has Disney World Lost Its F*cking Mind? Jul 14, 2020

This week Kay, Sara and Amanda are back to talk about everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by discussing Disney World re-opening despite rising covid numbers in Florida. Next they break down the Will Smith/Jada Pinkett-Smith red table talk entanglement drama. Later they give all the details on the looming possibility of Tik Tok becoming outlawed in the US. Finally they dissect the conspiracy theory circulating that Wayfair is involved in a human trafficking ring, and whether or not there’s any weight to it.

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Please Don’t Vote For Kanye West Jul 07, 2020

This week Sara, Dylan and Alicia shake off their holiday hangover to talk about everything happening in the world of pop culture. They begin by discussing the weirdest 4th of July ever and why this year feels different than the holiday has in the past. Next they discuss Kanye West’s announcement that he’s running for president of the United States and whether or not it’s just a publicity stunt. Later they break down the new criticism against “Hamilton” and whether or not it’s justified. Finally they discuss the best way to keep good habits once the quarantine ends.

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Kim Kardashian Is A Fake Billionaire Just Like Kylie Jun 30, 2020

This week Dylan, Dana, and Mike break down everything happening in the world of pop culture from a safe social distance. They start by discussing Chase Rice’s mask-less concert in Tennessee and why so much of the country refuses to wear masks out in public during a pandemic. Next they give you a big time Kardashian update including Kim’s fake billion dollar net worth, YZY joining forces with The Gap, and Rob Kardashian…..being "back." Finally they discuss the upcoming “Hamilton” release on Disney+ and what its creative re-imagining of American history could mean for Hollywood diversity in the future.

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Defund The Fireworks Jun 23, 2020

Kay, Amanda and Sara return to update you on everything happening in post-COVID America. Wait, COVID isn't over? Someone should tell America. They start by breaking down how President Trump’s Oklahoma rally got monumentally trolled by Tik Tok users and K Pop fans. Next they try to get to the bottom of where all of these damn fireworks in major cities in the US are coming from. Later they explain the recent sexual assault allegations against a number of male celebrities. Finally they discuss the re-opening of NYC in the wake of Covid-19 stay at home orders and what they feel comfortable doing as the city enters phase 2.

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Why Can’t Celebrities Just Stop Talking? Jun 16, 2020

This week Chris Burns, Dylan Hafer and Dana Samuel join forces to update you on everything happening in the world of pop culture and social media. They begin by discussing the casting of the first Black Bachelor and the current lack of diversity in reality television. Next they discuss the tragically cringe worthy celebrity “I Take Responsibility” video and whether or not celebs are actually helping right now. Finally they discuss whether or not it should become common practice for co-workers to discuss and compare salaries to help combat pay inequality.

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A Message From @Betches Jun 09, 2020

@Betches will not be releasing an episode this week.

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Sh*t You Need To Stop Saying To Black Women Jun 03, 2020

This week Kay Brown, Dana Samuel, and Amanda Duberman try to make sense of the current American social climate and speak frankly about the events that led us here (namely, four centuries of racism)... They begin by sharing their own feelings about the nationwide protests against police brutality and the social injustice against the black community. Kay and Dana discuss navigating their identities as biracial women and share their own experiences dealing with both covert and overt racism in their everyday lives. Finally they give listeners a helpful guide to avoid microaggressions against people of color.

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Khloe Kardashian Faces Off With The Internet May 26, 2020

This week Chris Burns, Bari Rosenfeld and Mike Coscarelli break down everything trending on social media right now. They begin by discussing Khloe Kardashian’s new face and whether or not it was fair for the entire internet to laugh at it. Next they dive into the Doja Cat incel chat room controversy and try to figure out what exactly is going on. Later they decide if Instagram was the right place for Lana Del Rey to take out her frustration on Beyonce, Arianna Grande and other female artists who are making pop songs about being sexy. Finally they explain once and for all the scam behind the infamous Instagram loop giveaways from shady influencers.

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Even Ryan Seacrest Is Bored With American Idol May 19, 2020

This week our hosts Kay Brown, Sean Kilby, and Taylor Jackson start the show with a dating dilemma for one of our hosts. Next, they discuss former Bachelorette Hannah B’s weak apology after saying the N-word on IG Live. Could this be the end of her career as we know it? Then they tell us why Ariana Grande and Justin Bieber are feuding with Tekashi 6ix9ine while he’s under house arrest. Plus, they react to the public concern about Ryan Seacrest’s health after a strange moment during the American Idol finale. Finally, they talk about Mindy Kaling signing on to write Legally Blonde 3 and tell us which rom-coms they’d like to see get a sequel.

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Chrissy Teigen Served Up Some Beef On Twitter May 12, 2020

This week Sara Levine, Bryan Russell Smith and Bari Rosenfeld interrupt their quarantine to bring you content! They begin by discussing Chrissy Teigen’s short lived Twitter break and weekend beef with Alison Roman. Next they give their opinions on whether or not Instagram has actually gotten better and less toxic since everyone’s been in quarantine. Then they decide whether or not they would attend an invite only quarantine party after the reports that an NYC hotspot threw one for its VIPs. Finally they break down the “Parks and Rec” reunion and decide how it stacks up against other classic TV show reunions.

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How Hard Is It To Keep It In Your Pants? Ft. David Birtwistle May 05, 2020

This week our hosts Kay Brown, Dylan Hafer, and Chris Burns have tons of pop culture news to discuss, starting with an update on Kristin Cavallari’s divorce turning ugly. Next, they discuss the announcement that a new Twilight book is coming this summer. Then they talk about the surprise casting choice of Nic Cage as Joe Exotic in a TV adaptation of the Tiger King story. They update us on the status of Clare’s season of The Bachelorette, and tell us whether or not it’s ever going to happen. Plus, they share some of the cringiest celebrity TikToks of the week. When is Pilot Peter finally going to post something that doesn’t hurt to watch? Finally, Kay is joined by David Birtwistle of Netflix’s Too Hot To Handle to talk about picking up girls on vacation, how he’s surviving quarantine, and what makes THTH different from your run of the mill dating show.

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We Were There For The Real Story Behind Bad Education Apr 28, 2020

The OG Betches crew is back! Jordana, Sami, and Aleen return to @Betches to talk about an incredible true story from their high school days. But first they start the show with a conversation about Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler announcing they’re getting divorced after 10 years together. Is this headed for an ugly battle? Then they move onto the main event: their reaction to the brand new HBO movie Bad Education, which is all about an embezzlement scandal that took place during their own high school days. They walk us through what the movie got right, what it got wrong, and exactly how the scandal affected their hometown of Roslyn, New York. Plus, they give us the inside scoop from working at the school newspaper that broke the story, what it felt like at the time, and how it even may have indirectly inspired their starting Betches.

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Are We Tired of Zoom Concerts? Apr 21, 2020

This week your hosts Sara Levine, Bryan Russell Smith and Taylor Jackson judge all the quarantine content being produced for people during the social distancing era. The begin by analyzing the rumors of a potential One Direction reunion. Next they give their opinions on the “Together At Home” concert and whether or not they’re tired of zoom quality programming. Finally they give a full breakdown of Netflix’s latest reality hit “Too Hot To Handle”.

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Celebs Are Fu**ing Up Apr 14, 2020

This week Chris Burns, Bari Rosenfeld and Kay Brown dish on all the hottest quarantine gossip. They begin by discussing celebs f**cking up including Justin Bieber taking a moment to think about all the poor people watching his livestream, and Tori Spelling charging for a virtual meet and greet. Next they discuss SNL’s at home zoom prime time show and whether or not they pulled it off. Finally they discuss the premiere of the new “Listen To Your Heart” show and whether or not it’ll be any good.

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Do I Need To Be Productive During Quarantine? Apr 07, 2020

This week Aleen, Dylan and Bari discuss influencer culture in the time of quarantine breaking down their opinions on the differences between Arielle Charnas and Kristin Cavallari’s content, and whether or not they are promoting responsible behavior in the time of a pandemic. Next they discuss whether Quibi’s 10-minute mobile content has staying power in a world of a million streaming services. Finally they discuss whether or not people should be putting pressure on themselves to be extremely productive during the quarantine.

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Tiger King Is The Only Thing Keeping Us Sane Mar 31, 2020

On this week’s @Betches our hosts Sean Kilby, Dylan Hafer, and Sara Levine talk about the recent backlash to celebrity culture during quarantine and discuss whether or not the hate will last when things go back to normal. Plus, they share some of the most egregious celebrity posts and ask why the vitriol has gotten so much stronger this week. Then it’s time for the latest edition of Betchflix with a reaction to the show everyone is talking about, Tiger King. They rank the worst villains on the show, break down the biggest outstanding questions following its conclusion, and share their own pet theories. Did Carole Baskin really commit the crime everyone is accusing her of, and does she deserve all the hate from fans? Finally, they tell us which characters from Tiger King absolutely need their own spinoff shows.

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Who Leaked The Kanye/ Taylor Phone Call? Mar 24, 2020

This week Betches Co-Founder Sami Fishbein is joined by the man with all the tea, Enty Lawyer. They begin by discussing the release of the entirety of the infamous Kanye West/ Taylor Swift phone call and who could have possibly leaked it. Next they attempt to get to the bottom of why it’s been so easy for some celebs to get a Coronavirus test. Later they talk about which shows and movies are halting production and whether or not we can expect to see them come back at all. Finally, fresh off the heels of the news that Ellen Degeneres is a monster, Enty reveals who is nice and who is not in Hollywood.

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Quarantine Chronicles Mar 17, 2020

This week on @Betches our hosts Sean Kilby, Chris Burns, and Sara Levine tell us how they’re staying sane during this moment of social distancing. They talk about the series of events last week that lead people to starting taking the crisis seriously, including Tom Hanks getting diagnosed. Next, they discuss the impact of restaurants, movie theaters, and other businesses closing, and talk about the announcement that the Met Gala is now postponed. Plus, they rank the cringiest celebrity coronavirus posts this week. Finally, they close out the show with some Betchflix binge recommendations and tell us what to watch while stuck in quarantine.

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Corona Is Headlining Coachella This Year Mar 10, 2020

This week your hosts Dylan Hafer, Nicole Pellegrino and Chris Burns begin the show by discussing Coronavirus shutting down Coachella, and major sporting events. Next they try to pin down the latest updates surrounding possible fugitive, Amanda Bynes. Next they discuss Megan Thee Stallion suing her former record label to get out of a terrible contract. Later Nicole and Dylan are joined by ‘Riverdale’s Ashleigh Murray to discuss her new show ‘Katy Keene’.

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Why Is Clare Crawley The Next Bachelorette? Ft. Iliza Shlesinger Mar 03, 2020

This week on @Betches our hosts Sean Kilby (Podcast Manager), Bari Rosenfeld (E-commerce Manager), and Dylan Hafer (Assistant Editor) start the show with a reaction to Clare Crawley being named the next Bachelorette. Then they discuss Hilary Duff’s plea to move the Lizzie McGuire reboot to Hulu. Would you want to watch a more adult version of the show? Next, they break down a feud between the ‘Cash Me Outside’ girl and a Disney Channel star that got way out of hand. Plus, they talk about the new Lady Gaga music video and share their response to Coronavirus making its way to New York City. Finally, Sean and Bari are joined by Iliza Shlesinger to talk about her starring role alongside Mark Wahlberg in the new Netflix movie Spenser Confidential.

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Is “Love Is Blind” Living Up To The Hype? Feb 25, 2020

This week our hosts Chris Burns (Video Content Creator), Sara Levine (Editor in Chief/Host of ‘Not Another True Crime Podcast’) and Mike Coscarelli (Manager: Podcast Production) begin the show by discussing Gigi Hadid’s epic fight night twitter clap back at Jake Paul. Next they dive into Justin Bieber’s shade throwing at Cara Delevingne on James Corden’s show. Later they give their thoughts on Amanda Byne’s engagement announcement on Instagram. Finally, they’re joined by Betches Co-Founder Sami Fishbein to break down all the madness happening on the Netflix show “Love Is Blind”.

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Why Are People Claiming Jameela Jamil Has Munchausen Syndrome? Feb 18, 2020

This week our hosts Sean Kilby (Podcast Manager), Amanda Duberman (Manager of Betches Sup), and Dylan Hafer (Assistant Editor) begin the show with a conversation about people claiming that Jameela Jamil may have embellished her own health problems. Is it fair to criticize her claims or should everyone just leave her alone? Next, they discuss the release of Justin Bieber’s new album, the decision to shave that unfortunate mustache, and his relationship with Hailey. Plus, they talk about the release date for Adele’s upcoming album and whether or not she’s receiving extra scrutiny of late. They talk about one of the cruise ships that had to be quarantined after passengers, including Americans, were infected with the coronavirus. Finally, they finish the show with a conversation about the new movie "To All The Boys: P.S. I Still Love You," including what they liked, how it should have ended, and whether Noah Centineo is the Aidan or the Big of this franchise.

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Awards Season Is Finally F**king Over Ft. Joey Sasso Feb 11, 2020

This week our hosts Kay Brown (Senior Social Media Manager), Sara Levine (Editor in Chief), and Bari Rosenfeld (E-commerce Manager) start things off with their best and worst dressed lists from the Oscars red carpet. Then they share the most WTF moments from the Academy Awards ceremony, including a debate about which actor’s speech was the most painful to watch. Next, they break down the drama between Snoop Dogg and Gayle King and tell us who is in the wrong here. Plus, they update us on the celebrity college admissions scandal and explain what was on Olivia Jade’s fake resume. Finally, Kay and Sara are joined by Joey Sasso (spoilers ahead) of Netflix’s new reality series The Circle to talk about his strategy on the show, what it was like to go in blind, and how his life has changed since.

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Was This The Greatest Super Bowl Halftime Show Ever? Feb 04, 2020

This week on @Betches our hosts Aleen Kuperman (Betches Founder and CEO), Chris Burns (Video Content Creator), and Alicia Angeles (Account Director) begin the show with their reaction to the incredible JLO/Shakira Superbowl Halftime Show. Next they decide which Super Bowl commercials were the best and the worst of this year’s big game. Then they discuss the truly horrifying Stormi World 2 that had even Stormi Webster herself a little scared. Later they breakdown their feelings on Taylor Swift’s new documentary, “Miss Americana”, and whether or not Taylor comes across as relatable. Finally they profess their undying love for Demi Lovato who had a huge week singing at both the Grammy’s and the Super Bowl.

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Do You Have It In You To Catfish Someone? Ft. Nev Schulman and Kamie Crawford Jan 28, 2020

This week on @Betches our hosts Sara Levine (Editor in Chief), Dylan Hafer (Assistant Editor), and Gilana Jaffe (Consumer Insights Analyst) begin the show with their reaction to the tragic news of Kobe Bryant’s sudden passing. They discuss the initial reaction and why this feels different than other celebrity deaths. Next, they break down the Grammys this weekend including red carpet highlights, the best performances, and whether or not Billie Eilish deserved all the top awards. Then they update us on the former Bachelor contestant who had her million-dollar fantasy football winnings taken away. Plus, they discuss the format of the new Netflix show The Circle and tell us how well they would be able to pull off a fake identity online. Finally, Sara is joined by Nev Schulman and Kamie Crawford of MTV’s Catfish to talk about how people are still getting hoodwinked online, the new format this season, and what to do if someone you love is getting catfished. They close the show with their thoughts on everyone rooting for Brad and Jen to get back together.

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Will Brad And Jen Get Back Together? Jan 21, 2020

This week on @Betches our hosts Sami Fishbein (Co-Founder and Chief Content Officer), Bari Rosenfeld (E-commerce Manager), and Sean Kilby (Podcast Manager) start the show with a recap of Sami’s back-to-back vacations. Then it’s time to discuss the backstage picture-seen-round-the-world, as they speculate on Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston’s SAG awards exchange. Is there any chance these two might be getting back together, and if so, are you here for it? Next, they react to Prince Harry’s first public speech since moving to Canada and talk about the first paparazzi photos of Meghan Markel in her new hometown. Will they ever be able to shake the spotlight? They break down the drama between Danielle Bernstein of WeWoreWhat and a Poshmark seller who ended up with some of her unreleased swimwear. Finally, they tell about the historic event going on in the Senate today, and unveil a Clown of the Week featuring two Vanderpump Rules cast members and a series of old Tweets.

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Disney Pixar Presents: Princess Megxit Jan 14, 2020

In this week’s episode of the @Betches podcast, our hosts Chris Burns (Video Content Creator), Taylor Jackson (Social Media Manager), and Nicole Pellegrino (Associate Marketing Manager) start with a reaction to the Queen’s public statement on Megxit and a conversation about what Meghan and Harry will do to make a living. Next, they discuss Gigi Hadid getting back with Zayn Malik, and speculate as to why she deleted a tweet in support of Justin Bieber. They share the biggest Oscar snubs of the year and a story about the Bachelor contestant who got caught running her own fan account. Plus, they tell us how to become Tik Tok famous (or at least how to fail miserably). Finally, they close the show with the Clown of the Week and a great celebrity IG post.

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Welcome To The First @Betches Jan 07, 2020

Welcome to the first ever @Betches Podcast! This week our hosts Dylan Hafer (Assistant Editor), Sara Levine (Editor in Chief/ Host of ‘Not Another True Crime Podcast’) and Kay Brown (Senior Social Media Manager/Host of ‘The Betchelor’) begin by breaking down the past weekend’s office beef with Hailey Bieber over a review of Justin’s new single. Next they discuss all the best (and worst) moments of the Golden Globes. Later they talk about a Ferrari crashing into Lisa Vanderpump’s restaurant, Pump. Finally they close the show with a recap of the season premiere of “The Bachelor”.

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#170 The Final Slap (Sort Of) Dec 17, 2019

For the final time this year, Sami, Aleen and Jordana are together and start the show with a recap of their busy weekends, including Jordana's long trip, Aleen getting a Peloton, and a trip to see Alanis Morrisette’s new Broadway show. Plus, they talk about Jordana and Sami’s form on the ski slopes last week. Then they make an exciting announcement about the future of the show and tell us what’s to come in the new year. Next, they talk about the season finale of Keeping Up with the Kardashians and speculate about the future of that show. A listener writes in to ask how to skip a bachelorette party without hurting the bride’s feelings. Is it okay to tell someone you can’t afford to join them for both their wedding and the bachelorette? They then reminisce about some of the best (and worst) moments from the first year of Betches’ existence, sharing stories from their time in college. Finally, they close out the show with a Betch Slap and a debate about Apple TV+.

Be sure to check back in the new year as we debut the @Betches podcast!

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#169 Who’s On Your Celeb Hall Pass List? Dec 10, 2019

This week Aleen is joined by Betches employees Kay Brown and Abby Lloyd. They get things started with a recap of Aleen’s honeymoon, including a story about traveling back in time and a visit to the spot where Kim K famously lost her earring. Plus, they discuss Abby getting stood up on a date this weekend and what to do when you already got dressed up to go out. Next, they talk about Snooki announcing her retirement from Jersey Shore and revisit why that show was so iconic in the first place. They discuss the controversial Peloton commercial that has everyone outraged, along with the ingenious follow up from Ryan Reynolds’s gin company. They also talk about the banana taped to a wall at Art Basel that was sold for $120k (and subsequently got eaten). Then it’s time to play The Ranking Game featuring some of the best holiday movies from the last 30 years. Finally, they close out the show with another round of Betches Superlatives, including a conversation about embarrassing celebrity crushes and a debate about who’d be most likely to hook up with a famous person.

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#168 Did Dakota Johnson Just Expose Ellen DeGeneres? Dec 03, 2019

With Jordana and Aleen on the road, Sami is joined instead by Betches employees Dylan Hafer and Bari Rosenfeld. They start the show with a review of several new movies including The Irishman, Knives Out and Frozen 2. They discuss the ongoing streaming TV wars and ask whether or not it’s time to start cutting out the ones you don’t watch. Next, they talk about Olivia Jade’s return to YouTube and Dakota Johnson awkwardly calling out Ellen for not coming to her birthday party. Plus, they discuss Pete Davidson’s strange appeal and the outrageous NDAs people have to sign in order to attend his shows. They play a round of The Ranking Game featuring the number-one songs from each year of the decade. Then they close out the show with another list of Betches Superlatives and their Betch Slaps of this week.

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#167 Is Anyone In Hollywood Still Monogamous? Nov 26, 2019

Jordana and Sami start the show with a preview of their Thanksgiving plans and a conversation about sharing TV time with sporting events. They debate whether or not the photos of Justin Timberlake holding hands with Alisha Wainwright mean that he is cheating. Is it ever okay for a married man to hold hands with another woman? They talk about the new Hulu series Dollface and HBO’s Mrs. Fletcher. Next, a listener writes in to ask if it’s okay to ask your significant other to pay a greater share of rent if they make more money than you. Could this create a rift in the relationship that could lead down the wrong path? They play a round of The Ranking Game featuring the most popular Thanksgiving foods. Plus, they play another game of Betches Superlatives and tell us who they want to Betch Slap this week.

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#166 Are You Tired Of All The New Streaming Services Yet? Nov 19, 2019

Jordana and Aleen kick off the show with a recap of their busy weekends, a preview of their upcoming vacations, and a few book recommendations. At 14:30 they talk about the renewed drama between Taylor Swift and Scooter Braun. Are either of the two feuding sides actually telling the truth? They also tell us about their latest Real Housewives binges, talk about the Countess being late to her own BravoCon event, and share details about the newest Housewives franchise. Next, they discuss the debut of Disney+ and talk about all the competing streaming services. At 30:10 a listener writes in to ask how to confront a pair of friends who started going to concerts without inviting her along. How do you handle not being included in a plan? At 36:40 they play The Ranking Game with a list of some of the best classic Disney films. Finally, they introduce Betches Superlatives, the new segment where we find out which person in the office is most likely to do what, including the most likely to leave without saying goodbye.

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#165 Is Hiding Instagram Likes The Answer To Your Social Media Anxiety? Nov 12, 2019

Aleen and Jordana are back and start the show with a conversation about the Showtime show Couples Therapy and how f*cked up we all are in our relationships. Plus, they react to the series finale of The Affair and tell us what they thought of the show’s conclusion. At 18:45 they talk about Instagram’s move to start hiding likes from the public. Do you think people will be more free with their posts if people can’t see their like count? They also follow up on last week’s list of the most beloved celebrity couples with a few listener submissions. Then at 36:50 an emailer asks for advice with handling a toxic work environment. Is it your responsibility to adjust to a bad situation, or should you just go look for something more fulfilling? At 42:40 they play The Ranking Game with a list of the most famous celebrity couples to get together in 2019. They close out the show by telling us who they want to Betch Slap this week.

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#164 Which Celeb Breakup Would Be The Most Devastating? Nov 05, 2019

Sami and Aleen are back and kick off the show with a conversation about all the people missing from Stassi and Beau’s engagement party this weekend, and discuss the drama surrounding Kanye’s Brunchella debacle. Is this the most embarrassing event since Fyre Festival? At 15:05 they discuss all things TV including what’s new, what’s good, and where you should watch. With all the new streaming services popping up, which ones will last and which are actually worth paying for? At 33:40 a listener writes in for help with a light-weight she invited to her bachelorette party. How do you express pre-party concerns without coming off as passive aggressive? At 42:20 they play The Ranking Game with a list of the highest profile breakups of 2019, and ask which celebrity breakup would hit you the hardest. They close out the show by questioning every relationship Taylor Swift has ever had.

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#162 What If My Love Does Cost A Thing? Oct 22, 2019

Sami is back with Jordana and Aleen to breakdown her trip to Switzerland. They talk about going on vacation with family and highlight the best places to travel with your mom. At 16:50 they discuss Jennifer Lawrence’s wedding this weekend, and the ongoing drama between Liam and Miley. Plus, they react to the latest shows to hit streaming. At 33:35 they read a Dear Betch email from a listener who is more successful than her boyfriend and not sure what to do. Is it wrong to break up with someone because they don’t make enough money? In honor of Halloween, at 41:20 they rank how much fun each holiday was back when they were 23-years-old, as well as how much fun they are now. At 48:10 they close out the show with their Betch Slaps of the week. Thanks again to our sponsor! Pumpkin season is here and that means all things pumpkin at Dunkin. For more information, follow @Dunkin on Instagram

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#161 When Is It Okay To Just Leave The Group Chat? Oct 15, 2019

Jordana and Aleen are back with a recap of the U Up? Live shows this weekend and tell us what Joey Fatone was like in person. Plus, they talk about how disappointing the Breaking Bad movie was. They also react to the latest Miley and Liam drama and tell us whether or not they’re destined to get back together. At 15:55 they share their reaction to the season finale of Succession, including a theory about who is really pulling the strings. At 23:30 an emailer asks how to deal with a pair of close friends who are always in fights. Is it okay to just leave the group chat if things are getting out of hand? At 30:35 they play a round of the Ranking Game with the juiciest scandals in RHOC history. Is Vicki Gunvalson’s “cancer-gate” saga the most appalling scandal in all of the Real Housewives franchises? Then they close out the show by telling us who they want to Betch Slap this week.

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#160 Should I Measure My Close Friends Based On Wedding Invitations? Oct 08, 2019

Jordana, Aleen and Sami return to discuss their weekend binge watching which included “Joker”, “Succession”, and “The Politician”, only to find that the type of shows that they’re interested are completely different. At 14:00 they talk about Miley Cyrus’ recent thirst trapping Instagram antics since her divorce from Liam. At 19:55 they talk about Kylie and Travis’ breakup and her late night meetups with Tyga. At 25:00 they discuss whether or not Kanye West is trying to start his own religion. At 29:45 a listener writes in wondering how to deal with her anxiety and fomo about not being invited to a wedding that her friends are going to. At 37:00 they play the ranking game, Halloween candy edition. At 47:35 they award their Betch Slap of the week.

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#159 Has Anyone Ever Enjoyed A Hayride? Oct 01, 2019

Jordana and Aleen start the show with a recap of the wedding they attended this weekend and their thoughts on this week’s episode of Succession. They also talk about all the drama happening on RHOC. Is everyone trying to get Kelly kicked off the show? At 22:10 they share the latest pop culture news including J.Lo teaming up with Shakira for the Superbowl halftime show, details from the Bieber wedding, and Malika Haqq turning her pregnancy into sponcon. At 36:10 a listener writes in to ask if she should be pissed that her boyfriend’s sister didn’t include her name on their save-the-date. Is this an obvious signal that she’s not welcome at the wedding? At 47:00 Sami joins the show and they close things out with a Ranking Game all about the most popular fall activities. Thanks again to our sponsor! Pumpkin season is here and that means all things pumpkin at Dunkin. For more information, follow @Dunkin on Instagram

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#158 The One Where We Rank The ‘Friends’ Sep 24, 2019

Jordana, Aleen and Sami are back and start with a recap of their European vacations, including highlights from Italy, Aleen’s airline horror story, and Jordana’s first Oktoberfest. At 25:50 they break down the Aaron and Nick Carter dumpster fire going on and tell us why they’re suddenly in the news. Is Aaron in need of help or is Nick just overreacting? At 42:25 a listener writes in to ask how to deal with overbearing men in the workplace. Is it better to stick it out or look for or a new job? Then at 47:00 they celebrate the 25th anniversary of Friends with a round of The Ranking Game all about characters from the show. Could Chandler BE any funnier? They close out the show with a conversation about how each character fits in the group and which one is the absolute worst.

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#157 Why Can’t We Stop Talking About Caroline Calloway? Sep 17, 2019

Sami and Aleen are back, and with Jordana on vacation they break down the controversy surrounding faux-influencer Caroline Calloway, including her Adderall fueled spiral. Does she deserve all the hate, or is she just a victim of her own addiction? At 32:45 a listener (who may just be more obsessed with Succession than them) shares in-depth thoughts on the latest episode and asks about Nan’s impressive performance. Is this the best show on tv right now? At 39:12 they play The Ranking Game, vacation-style. What is the worst type of vacation to go on? They finish the show by telling us who they want to Betch Slap this week.

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#156 What Do I Do If All The Women I Work With Are Cliquey? Sep 10, 2019

Aleen, Sami and Jordana start the show a conversation about fall finally arriving in New York City and a debate about which season is the best time of year. Plus, they recap Jordana’s 30th birthday wine tour this weekend. At 13:50 they discuss the latest episode of Succession. Is this the best episode they’ve ever made? Then at 26:25 they break down the latest news about the Britney Spears conservatorship and explain what’s happening with the custody battle over her children. They also discuss a new Betches article that asks whether or not influencers are just using gratitude to brag. At 39:40 a listener writes in to ask how she should deal with a group of catty co-workers. Is it up to her boss to get involved or should she take care of this on her own? At 45:20 they play The Ranking Game with some of the most regrettable fashion trends of the early 2000’s, then reveal who they want to Betch Slap this week. Thanks to our sponsors! For more summer cocktail recipes visit MalibuRumDrinks.com or follow @MalibuRumUS on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook!

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#155 Is Justin Bieber Like, Emotionally Mature Now? Sep 03, 2019

Sami, Aleen and Jordana start the show with a recap of Aleen’s mini-honeymoon, including the most romantic moments and a conversation about whether or not you feel different after getting married. Plus, they talk about the nude beach she swam at and debate whether or not they’d have the courage to go nude. At 23:30 they discuss Justin Bieber’s public statement about dealing with fame at a young age. Is he suddenly mature? They also talk about the controversial new Dave Chappelle stand up special and react to the latest episode of Succession. At 50:40 a listener writes in to ask if her mom is right to accuse her boyfriend of taking advantage of her financial support. Is there a double standard when women are the breadwinners? At 59:45 they play The Ranking Game with some of the best fictional criminals in film and television, then tell us who they are going to Betch Slap this week. Thanks to our sponsors! For more summer cocktail recipes visit MalibuRumDrinks.com or follow @MalibuRumUS on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook!

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#154 What’s The Best Album Of Taylor Swift’s Career? Aug 27, 2019

Sami and Jordana start the show with highlights from Aleen’s wedding this weekend, including a story about how Jordana managed to break into a house. At 8:00 they talk about the new Betches Off Campus podcast and share some of the craziest stories from their college days. At 18:00 they discuss the new Taylor Swift album and recap the latest Bravo drama. Why did Bethenny Frankel leave RHONY and what was her cryptic marriage-tweet all about? They also react to this week’s episode of HBO’s Succession. At 34:40 a listener writes in to ask for advice with the next step in her career. Is it better to move from job to job or should you just stay put? At 39:15 they play The Ranking Game with all of Taylor Swift’s albums, then they close out the show with their Betch Slap of the Week. Thanks to our sponsors! For more summer cocktail recipes visit MalibuRumDrinks.com or follow @MalibuRumUS on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook!

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#153 Is It Socially Acceptable To Claim A Wedding Date Before You’re Even Engaged? Aug 20, 2019

Sami, Jordana and Aleen begin the show with a recap of Jordana’s trip across the midwest this weekend for the UUp? Live tour. At 20:10 they update us on who Tyler from The Bachelorette is hooking up with, including rumors about Gigi Hadid and Andi Dorfman. At 25:30 they discuss the latest episode of HBO’s Succession. Which character is actually in line to take over, and which ones are just getting played? At 37:30 a listener writes in to ask if it’s socially acceptable to claim a date for your wedding if you’re not even engaged yet. How far do you have to space out your wedding from an immediate family member to avoid stepping on their toes? At 44:40 they play The Ranking Game with a list of the most notorious scammers of our generation. To close out the show they tell us who they want to Betch Slap this week. Thanks to our sponsors! For more summer cocktail recipes visit MalibuRumDrinks.com or follow @MalibuRumUS on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook!

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#152 Is Miley Cyrus Milking Her Divorce For Publicity? Aug 13, 2019

Aleen, Jordana and Sami start the show with a recap of their busy weekends. At 15:15 they talk about Miley Cyrus getting divorced from Liam Hemsworth and all the drama that has unfolded since the news dropped. What do you make of Miley and Kaitlynn Carter posting pictures together? At 28:20 they discuss Kid Rock coming for Taylor Swift. Do we like it when our favorite celebrities share their political opinions? Plus, they react to the season premiere of HBO’s Succession. At 44:45 an emailer is sick of people assuming her partner pays for everything. Should you get offended if people think someone else pays for your lifestyle? To finish the show they play The Ranking Game with days of the week, then tell us who they want to Betch Slap. Thanks to our sponsors! For more summer cocktail recipes visit MalibuRumDrinks.com or follow @MalibuRumUS on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook!

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#151 What Does It Mean If You Got A Save-The-Date But No Wedding Invitation? Aug 06, 2019

Jordana, Aleen and Sami start the show with a conversation about their weekends and a debate about what counts as “sweet”. Should plain yogurt ever be considered dessert? At 15:30 they talk about Quentin Tarantino’s new movie Once Upon a Time In Hollywood and tell us where it ranks all-time in his list of films. At 28:35 they dive into the season finale of Euphoria and debate what actually happened at the end of the episode. Was this the worst episode of the season? They also recap the conclusion of RHOBH and tell us which housewives are fundamentally bad people. At 43:40 a listener writes in to ask what to do if you received a save-the-date but never got an invitation to the wedding. Is it okay to ask if you’ve been disinvited? They finish the show with a round of “The Ranking Game” all about the best and worst seasons of Real Housewives, then tell us who they want to Betch Slap this week. Thanks to our sponsors! For more summer cocktail recipes visit MalibuRumDrinks.com or follow @MalibuRumUS on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook!

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#150 Is Unfollowing Someone The Biggest Insult? Jul 30, 2019

Aleen, Jordana and Sami start the show with a recap of their weekends, including a new video game obsession and a brief hacking crisis. At 16:50 they talk about Kylie finally unfollowing Jordyn Woods after she was seen hanging with James Harden. Then they dive into the latest episode of Euphoria and debate which character has the best backstory. They also recap the Real Housewives reunions from the last few weeks. At 34:45 a listener writes in to ask if it’s okay to be upset with her friend for flaunting her new relationship. Is it wrong to tell someone you don’t want to see happy pictures of them with their boyfriend? At 47:35 they play a game of “Who Follows Who?” all about which celebrities are following each other and which ones aren’t. They finish the show with a conversation about the relationship Caitlyn Jenner has with her children and share their Betch Slap of the week. Thanks to our sponsors! For more summer cocktail recipes visit MalibuRumDrinks.com or follow @MalibuRumUS on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook!

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#149 Can We All Agree Big Little Lies Was A Huge Disappointment? Jul 23, 2019

Sami, Aleen and Jordana are back and start the show with a recap of the #BetchesStaycation. At 7:50 they talk about the Gossip Girl reboot and all the streaming options we have now. They update us on the Fashion Ambitionist engagement story from a few weeks ago and discuss the trend of performative vulnerability on Instagram. Are people getting carried away with long captions aimed at making themselves seem authentic? At 25:00 they dive into the Big Little Lies finale. Were you disappointed by how it all ended? They also react to the Real Housewives reunions, including Luann’s ongoing problems and Lisa Vanderpump’s absence. At 51:05 a listener writes in to ask if she should say “I love you” back to her boyfriend or wait until she really means it. At 55:25 they play a RHONY-themed game all about crazy quotes uttered by Ramona Singer, then close the show with a conversation about Kim Kardashian’s line of body makeup. Thanks to our sponsors! For more summer cocktail recipes visit MalibuRumDrinks.com or follow @MalibuRumUS on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook!

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#148 Why Are People Freaking Out About Area 51? Jul 16, 2019

Sami, Aleen and Jordana are back and start with a recap of Aleen’s bridal shower and Jordana’s attempt to make garlic bread. At 8:25 they talk about the enormous group of people that have vowed to storm Area 51 and tell us whether or not they buy into the conspiracy theory. How much would someone have to pay you to join the raid on Area 51? At 19:15 they discuss the “I Love You, Now Die” documentary that has everyone talking. Was the punishment fair for the crime she committed? They also talk about the latest episode of Big Little Lies and how irritating the show has begun to feel. At 47:00 a listener writes in to ask whether or not it’s okay to uninvite yourself from a group trip if you no longer feel welcome. Should you you just go through with it or remove yourself from the situation? At 51:55 they finish the show with an Area 51-themed game featuring celebrity quotes about aliens, then tell us who they want to Betch Slap this week. Thanks to our sponsors! For more summer cocktail recipes visit MalibuRumDrinks.com or follow @MalibuRumUS on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook!

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#147 Why Does Meghan Markle Keep Firing Her Nannies? Jul 09, 2019

Sami, Jordana and Aleen are back and start with the peak and pit from Sami’s trip to Vietnam, including the story of how she ended up hitchhiking with her fiancé. They recap their 4th of July weekend in NJ and discuss the huge Women’s World Cup win. At 20:45 they try to figure out what the f*ck is going on with the royal family and tell us why they think Meghan Markle is already on her third nanny. They talk about the RHOC preview video that just dropped and discuss all the drama about to happen this season. At 40:00 a listener writes in to ask how to approach dating in the office. Is there a respectful way to reject a coworker that asks you out? At 45:50 they finish the show with a Real Housewives-inspired Would You Rather game and tell us who they want to Betch Slap this week. Thanks to our sponsors! For more summer cocktail recipes visit MalibuRumDrinks.com or follow @MalibuRumUS on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook!

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#146 Should Scooter Braun Give Taylor Swift Her Music Back? Jul 02, 2019

Jordana and Aleen start the show with a preview their 4th of July plans. Then at 4:00 they talk about the new season of The Hills and tell us which cast members have been surprisingly genuine. Will the rest of the season be as entertaining as the premiere? At 11:20 they discuss Taylor Swift’s public comments about Scooter Braun buying her catalog of music. Find out which side they’re taking in the feud. They cover all the pop-culture news from the weekend including Jax and Brittany’s wedding, the Britney Spears photoshop fail, and Kim Kardashian’s Kimono debacle. At 31:30 a listener writes in to ask for advice with changing careers. Is it ever too late to pick a different career path? They close out the show with a game called “Scoot or Swift” all about which celebrities are backing Taylor Swift and which ones are turning on her. Thanks to our sponsors! For more summer cocktail recipes visit MalibuRumDrinks.com or follow @MalibuRumUS on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook! Simple Health: Try Simple Health for free - just go to SimpleHealth.com/Slapped or enter the code Slapped at checkout!

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#145 Was The Instagram Engagement Staged? Jun 25, 2019

Jordana and Aleen start with details from the wedding they attended this weekend, including the moment Aleen ran into Countess Luann. Next, they discuss the latest drama from RHONY and react to Tinsley’s lack of life skills. Does she just need a life makeover? At 18:10 they talk about influencer Marissa Fuchs getting engaged (then married) last week on Instagram and why everyone is suspicious of her involvement. They talk about The Hills reunion airing this week and share some of their favorite moments from the show’s original run. At 41:55 a listener writes in to ask how to deal with being an only child of a stage-five clinger mom with conservative political views. How do you create boundaries and gain independence from your mother? At 47:20 they finish the show with a “Who Knows The Hills?” trivia game and tell us who they want to Betch Slap.

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#144 Is My Friend Judgmental Or Just Jealous? Jun 18, 2019

Sami, Jordana and Aleen start with a recap of their weekends, including a trip to the Hamptons and a housewarming party. Next, they discuss Taylor Swift’s new single and explain why everyone is talking about the music video. At 14:35 they tell us why this week’s episode of RHONY was the best in the history of the show. Then they talk about the drama that unfolded in the latest episode of Big Little Lies. At 50:35 a listener writes in to ask how to deal with a friend who can’t help but project her insecurities on others. How do you not take hurtful comments personally? At 55:20 they finish the show with a Father’s Day themed game of “Which Celebs Posted About Their Dad?” and tell us who they want to Betch Slap. Thanks to our sponsors! For more summer cocktail recipes visit MalibuRumDrinks.com or follow @MalibuRumUS on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook! Thirdlove: That’s ThirdLove.com/BETCH for 15% off today! BetterHelp: Get 10% off your first month with discount code SLAPPED when you visit BetterHelp.com/SLAPPED!

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#143 Is This The Summer Of Meryl Streep? Jun 11, 2019

Aleen, Sami and Jordana start with some exciting announcements (be sure to listen to this week’s U Up? for more). Then they recap their weekend highlights, including a fun poolside hang, and share a great summer cocktail recipe. Next, they discuss Britney’s claim that paparazzi are editing photos to make her look heavier. At 13:10 they talk about Kylie Jenner throwing a Handmaid’s Tale party for her new bff. Is this weird or funny? They speculate about the announcement that Lisa Vanderpump is officially leaving RHOBH. At 26:20 they recap the premiere episode of Big Little Lies. Is Meryl the only good thing about this season? At 34:00 a listener writes in to ask for help with a guy that crept back into her life. At 43:00 they play a Big Little Lies-themed game of “Kill, F*ck, Meryl” and tell us who they want to Betch Slap this week. Thanks to our sponsors! Malibu: For more summer cocktail recipes visit MalibuRumDrinks.com or follow @MalibuRumUS on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook! Daily Harvest: Go to daily-harvest.com and enter promo code Slapped to get three cups free in your first box! Lola: For 40% off all subscriptions, visit mylola.com and enter promo code Slapped when you subscribe!

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#142 This is When You Pull Out of The Bachelorette Weekend Jun 04, 2019

Jordana, Aleen and Sami kick off the show with a recap of the bachelorette party that took place over the weekend and compare their embarrassing sleep habits. At 7:00 they talk about an ongoing trial that involves Ashton Kutcher and a serial killer. Next, they preview the upcoming seasons of Handmaid’s Tale and Big Little Lies. Unpopular opinion: is Reese Witherspoon the most annoying actress in Hollywood? At 18:55 they catch us up on the latest RHONY drama and tell us which cast members they think are really friends outside the show. They also recap this season of RHOBH, including Lisa Vanderpump’s latest manipulations. At 39:10 a listener asks for advice about getting her first job out of college. Another listener writes in to ask whether or not it’s okay to skip a bachelorette weekend with 26 girls and only one bathroom. Does it count as high maintenance if you want your own bed and bathroom? At 51:35 they play a game where they vote on which of them is highest and lowest maintenance on vacation, then tell us who they want to Betch Slap this week.

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#141 Should We Be Gassing Each Other Up More Often? Ft. Olivia Wilde May 28, 2019

Aleen, Sami and Jordana are back from Memorial Day and tell us all about their weekend getaways, including Jordana’s crazy Uber story. They talk about Paris Hilton reigniting her feud with Lindsay Lohan on Watch What Happens Live. At 23:52 they’re joined by Olivia Wilde to talk about her new movie Booksmart. They start out with their reaction to the film and talk about how the soundtrack came together. Olivia tells us which line in the movie was changed during filming and how it relates to her character on The OC. At 32:20 they talk about the trend toward women gassing each other up instead of tearing each other down. They discuss how Olivia got into directing and highlight the gender disparity among directors in Hollywood. They swap embarrassing stories from high school and tell us what they’d do differently if they could. At 54:58 they finish the show with a lightning-round pop quiz all about Olivia’s favorite things and most embarrassing secrets.

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#140 Is The Dragon The Best Actor On Game Of Thrones? May 21, 2019

Aleen, Sami and Jordana are here with the only Game of Thrones roast you need to hear, but first they recap the latest RHOBH drama. Is Lisa Vanderpump really going to quit the show? They also catch us up on RHONY and share their favorite moments from the season so far. At 16:03 they dive into the Game of Thrones finale and give their thoughts on how it all ended. Is anybody satisfied with the outcome? They highlight some of the most frustrating plot holes and unresolved storylines from the series. Is the show just setting us up for the inevitable sequels? At 38:30 they offer suggestions for how the ending could have been fixed and tell us where things went wrong. At 49:30 a listener writes in to ask if it’s okay to ignore people who reach out over LinkedIn. Where do you draw the line when it comes to networking? To close the show they test their Game of Thrones knowledge with a “Who Killed Who?” trivia game.

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#139 Has Game of Thrones Played Itself? May 14, 2019

Aleen, Sami and Jordana are back with their reaction to the penultimate Game of Thrones episode. Why are they rushing through this season? At 20:40 the GOT conversation is over and they dive into a crazy story about a NY socialite who faked her own wedding and tricked the groom into thinking they were legally married for three years. They debate whether or not he really knew what was going on, or if she actually fooled him for this long. At 38:50 a listener asks if it’s okay to feel rejected by a close friend who didn’t choose her to be a bridesmaid. Another listener writes in to ask how to juggle two groups of friends. They finish the show with a game about the most famous celebrity couples who may or may not actually be married, and some passionate Betch-Slaps of the week.

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#138 Was This The Best Or Worst Met Gala Ever? May 07, 2019

Aleen, Sami and Jordana are back from Mexico to talk about Aleen’s bachelorette party weekend. They recap everything that happened on the trip and admit which one of them is always first to ditch the club and head home to sleep. At 10:40 they talk about last night’s Met Gala, including what the “Camp” theme was supposed to mean, the best outfits of the night, and which celebrities missed the point. At 28:20 they dive into the latest Game of Thrones episode and predict what will happen in the final two weeks. At 41:50 a listener writes in to ask if she should feel guilty for not obeying the rules of girl code. They finish the show with a game about some of the most surprising Met Gala dates of all time.

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#137 It’s Not About The Whitewalkers Apr 30, 2019

Aleen, Sami and Jordana return to break down one of the most hyped episodes of “Game of Thrones” ever, because there are so many unanswered questions and so many predictions to be made. At 16:55 they breakdown the extremely convoluted 50 Cent, Randall Emmett, La La Kent beef. At 32:25 a listener writes in wondering how to avoid going to the wedding of a friend that she’s not that close to anymore. At 38:45 they play a game called “Is This Real Beef?” and try to figure out which 50 Cent beefs are real and which are fake. At 44:20 they reveal their Betch Slap of the week. Thanks To Our Sponsors! Rothy's- Framebridge-

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#136 Did Prince William Really Cheat On Kate Middleton? Apr 26, 2019

Sami interrupts your regularly scheduled program to bring you an emergency episode on the royal cheating scandal with an assist from celeb insider, Enty Lawyer. They start by discussing the tea on the alleged Prince William cheating scandal. At 11:00 they talk about whether the feud between Meghan Markle and the Royal Family may be the reason for the rumor of the affair leaking. At 25:40 Enty gives his take on the chaotic new developments in the Britney Spears legal fiasco.

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#135 Where The F*ck Is Britney Spears? Apr 23, 2019

Aleen, Sami and Jordana are back to talk some Game of Thrones and share their theories about who will die next week. At 15:15 they talk about the latest Britney Spears drama and speculate whether or not we should join the #FreeBritney movement. At 28:40 they discuss news that Instagram may soon be getting rid of likes. Would you rather go back to the early days of Instagram when it was basically your personal photo album? Then they break down Kanye’s Coachella Sunday Service performance. At 47:30 a listener writes in to ask how to get over a painful breakup. They finish the show with a game where they guess the most-liked Instagram posts of all time.

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#134 How Do I Tell My Mom To Stop Inviting Her Friends To My Wedding? Apr 16, 2019

Aleen, Sami and Jordana are all back and they start off talking about the Game of Thrones season premiere. Is this show just setting us up for a huge letdown? At 7:25 they transition to a conversation about the latest RHONY episode, including Sonja’s epic meltdown. At 19:30 they debate whether or not Kim Kardashian actually plans to become a lawyer. Is she insulting the legal profession? They also talk about Coachella, Ariana Grande performing with NSYNC, and everyone in attendance posting the same photo. At 31:50 a listener writes in to ask how to deal with family members who refuse to go along with her wedding plans. Finally, they finish the show with a game of Coachella-themed “Would You Rather” and their Betch Slap of the week.

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#133 Are Millennials Actually Sick of Drinking? Apr 09, 2019

Aleen, Sami and Jordana are all here, and they start off talking about Sami’s upcoming 30th birthday. At 6:40 they discuss an article in the Atlantic asking if millennials are getting tired of drinking. This leads to a conversation about their changing drinking habits. At 23:10 they share a dramatic reading of the cringeworthy poem Justin Bieber wrote for Hailey Baldwin. At 28:00 a listener writes in to ask how she should deal with a coworker who insists on talking about his political opinions all day. They finish the show with a game of “Guess the Celebrity Poet” featuring some of the most absurd poems celebrities have ever written.

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#132 Should I Tell My Friend She’s About to Get Dumped? Apr 02, 2019

Aleen and Jordana are back and talking about the crazy Elizabeth Holmes documentary that everyone is obsessed with. At 5:15 they discuss the launch of Kourtney Kardashian’s new lifestyle brand Poosh. After all that hype, is this really just another version of Goop? At 11:20 Aleen updates us on her RHOC rewatch, which is already into Season 13. Then they discuss a news story about male birth control being just a few years away. Would you trust your guy to remember to take his birth control pills? At 28:00 a listener writes in to ask if she should tell a close friend that she’s about to get dumped. They finish the show with a game of “21-ish Questions” all about Real Housewives cast members.

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#131 Are Celebrities F*cking Up Their Photoshop On Purpose? Mar 26, 2019

Sami and Jordana discuss the celebrities showing up to Kanye West’s new “Sunday Service” performances. Is Kanye starting a church? At 10:00 they discuss a new conspiracy theory about Kourtney’s latest photoshop fail. Are celebrities really putting out poorly edited pics just to get us to stare at them? They also talk about the fake drama on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills this season and a rumor about who may be joining the cast. At 26:10 a listener asks how to deal with not being included in a friend’s bridal party. Another listener writes in to ask why everyone is always questioning her happiness. In honor of Sarah Jessica Parker’s birthday, they close the show with a game of Sex and the City trivia.

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#130 Hey Kourtney, What’s a Poosh? Mar 19, 2019

Sami and Aleen are back and talking about their upcoming bachelorette party plans. At 5:15 they dive into the crazy college admissions scandal that landed Felicity Huffman and Aunt Becky in jail. Then they discuss Kourtney Kardashian’s mystery brand Poosh, Jordyn Woods back in the news, and the gripping new Madeleine McCann documentary. At 21:00 a listener writes in to ask how to deal with a difficult manager. Another listener asks for their opinions on not inviting children to her wedding. Is it weird to not include your own nieces? They finish the show with a sex-awards themed game and their Betch Slap of the Week.

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#129 Are Any Couples In Hollywood NOT Cheating On Each Other? Mar 12, 2019

Aleen and Jordana are back and talking about all the hype behind tonight’s Bachelor finale. Jordana gives us some expert tips for choosing your dating-app pics, including what not to do. At 6:00 they talk about J.Lo and A-Rod getting engaged. Is there any truth to the cheating rumors? They predict which Hollywood couples are actually faithful and which ones are not. At 17:10 they discuss to the new season of RHONY and catch us up on their Orange County re-watch. Aleen has a question about one of the Housewives marriages that just doesn’t add up. At 30:30 a listener writes in to ask if she should be concerned that her boyfriend didn’t ask for a plus-one to his cousin’s wedding. Another listener asks for help with splitting the cost of a bachelorette party. Is it normal to cover costs for the bride? They finish the show with a game of Real Housewives-themed Would You Rather and their Betch Slap of the Week.

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#128 Why the F*ck Are People Still Defending Michael Jackson? Mar 05, 2019

Sami and Aleen are back and talking about the Michael Jackson documentary that debuted on HBO this week. Why do people feel the need to doubt the accounts of abuse survivors? At 11:45 Aleen shares a rumor about the surprising celeb Kourtney Kardashian is secretly dating. Could this guy really be her new boyfriend? At 16:30 a listener writes in for help with being happy for her friends despite remaining single and jobless after college. Then another listener asks what to do about her brother and her best friend hooking up behind her back. They finish the show with a game of Kardashian relationship trivia and share their Betch Slap of the week.

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#127 Is Kris Jenner Behind The Jordyn Woods Drama? Feb 26, 2019

Sami and Jordana are back and talking about their weekend trip to Colombia, including the peaks and pits of their vacay. At 5:40 they talk about the Oscars, react to Green Book’s controversial best picture win and discuss Lady Gaga’s chemistry with Bradley Cooper. They dive into the Jordyn Woods scandal and share some Kardashian conspiracy theories. Could this all just be a ploy to get Tristan Thompson out of the picture? At 28:30 a listener writes in to ask about going on a trip with friends who want to bring their boyfriends along. Should there have been a convo before they were invited? Another listener asks for advice with running an Instagram account alongside her lazy friend. Is there any good way to tell a friend they’re f*cking up? At 42:40 they close out the show with a game of Guess the Virgin and tell us who they’d like to Betch Slap this week.

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#126 Who Is Kim K’s Fashion Mole? Feb 19, 2019

Jordana and Aleen are back and talking about the internet’s reaction to the passing of Karl Lagerfeld. At 5:55 they discuss the crazy vintage dress Kim K wore over the weekend. Does Kim have a right to be outraged that companies are selling cheap replicas of the designs she wears? At 12:20 they catch us up on Aleen’s RHOC re-watch and discuss the new Bev Hills season. Is Denise Richards a good fit for the show? At 25:45 they ask if we have too many boring streaming options to choose from right now. At 36:15 a listener writes in to ask if she’s being the high maintenance one in her friend group, and another asks for advice about quitting a job she just started. They close out the show with a trivia game all about how much money each of the Real Housewives make for being on the show.

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#125 We’re Really Angry About Stormi’s 1st Birthday Party Feb 12, 2019

Sami and Aleen are back and talking about this year’s Grammy Awards show. They defend Cardi B from the haters who didn’t like her winning best rap album, and talk about Kacey Musgraves winning album of the year. Is country music still polarizing, or are you finally willing to admit you like it? At 11:45 they talk about Jennifer Aniston’s celeb-packed birthday party and the over-the-top celebration Kylie threw for Stormi this weekend. If you had the chance, would you want to be the child of a huge celebrity? At 26:15 they ask why Justin Theroux and Jen couldn’t make their marriage work. At 31:15 a listener asks for advice after feeling left out by her best friends, and another writes in to ask about confronting her roommate’s boyfriend. In honor of the RHOBH Season 9 premiere they play a game of housewives themed throwback trivia. At 52:50 they close out the show with their Betch Slap of the Week.

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#124 Why Won’t Some Facebook Friendships Just Die? Feb 05, 2019

Sami and Jordana are back and talking about Sami’s big win in the office Super Bowl pool despite not understanding what an office pool even is. Are guys onto something with this sports gambling stuff? At 3:05 they discuss the birth of Andy Cohen’s baby, and at 7:15 they talk about this week’s episode of Vanderpump Rules. Are we the only ones who think this season is boring AF? At 12:05 they discuss an article about Facebook friendships that just won’t die. Do you feel closer to someone when you see their Facebook posts or do they just infuriate you? At 20:10 they answer a listener question about bad eyebrows, and another about an overbearing boss. They close out the show with a game of “First World Problem Solvers” and tell us who they want to Betch Slap this week.

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#123 Where TF Were The Rest Of The Housewives At Andy Cohen’s Baby Shower? Jan 29, 2019

Aleen and Jordana are back and talking about Andy Cohen’s celeb-packed baby shower this weekend. They speculate about which of the Real Housewives were M.I.A. from the shower and why that might be. At 9:20 their Throwback Convo of the Week features RHOC Season 7. Is it just us or were the Housewives way harsh back then? At 24:30 a listener writes in asking how to get her rude ass BFF to be less of an airhead. They also share the secret to a happy couple: his-and-hers sinks. At 36:30 they close out the show with a round of RHOC-themed “Shoot, F*ck, Marry” and ask “Would You Rather” attend a Kardashian party or a Bravo party? Betches has launched a new dating app called Ship! Check it out now at betches.co/ship Thanks to our sponsors! Framebridge- Go to Framebridge.com and use promo code BETCH to save an additional 15% off your first order! Shoedazzle- Go to Shoedazzle.com/SLAPPED to get your first pair of shoes for just $10!

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#122 Is Fyre Festival Is The Greatest Scam Of All Time? Jan 22, 2019

Aleen and Sami are back and talking about today’s launch of the new Ship dating app from Betches. At 7:35 they dive into the dueling Fyre Festival documentaries and never want the convo to end. Which one did you like better, Netflix of Hulu? At 26:10 Sami makes a shocking confession. At 33:10 they continue the theme of influencer scams with a discussion of Caroline Calloway and her failed creativity "seminars." At 42:00 they respond to an email about finding new friends. They conclude with some con-artist themed games and thoughts on Oscar snubs. Betches has launched a new dating app called Ship! Check it out now at betches.co/ship Thanks to our sponsors! Third Love- Go to ThirdLove.com/Betch now to find your perfect-fitting bra and get 15% off your first purchase!

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#121 How Do I Tell A Bride That Her Bridesmaids Dress Choices Suck? Jan 15, 2019

Sami and Jordana are back and talking about the new show on Netflix, “You” starring Penn Badgley. Isn’t he just playing the same role from Gossip Girl? They agree that the stalker genre is always entertaining. At 10:00 they discuss the egg picture that went viral on Instagram this week. At 11:45 they discuss an article about influencers faking brand deals. Is this going to ruin the industry? At 24:00 they read a listener email about trying to fit into a bridesmaid dress. Is it time brides stop making us wear matching dresses? At 29:30 another listener writes in to ask for help with a psycho manager. They play “Would You Rather” with some tough questions about money vs fame. And they ask: would you want to party with your 21-year-old self? Thanks to our sponsors! Framebridge- Go to Framebridge.com and use promo code BETCH to save an additional 15% off your first order! Beachbody- Get a special free trial membership when you text BETCH to 303030 Kopari- Go to KopariBeauty.com/slapped to make the safe switch today, and save $5 off your first order when you subscribe!

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#120 Is Bird Box Overrated? Jan 08, 2019

Aleen and Jordana are ready to break down all the television that’s worth catching up on since the holiday break, starting with the Netflix phenomenon “Bird Box.” Jordana liked the movie. Aleen hasn’t seen it but they both agree that there are few things more meme-able than Sandra Bullock walking around a forest in a blindfold. At 4:30 they talk about the chaos happening on season 5 of RHOC. At 15:00 they talk about the Golden Globes and how Lady Gaga’s presence spiced up the ceremony. At 20:00 a listener writes in wondering how to help her friends be more responsible with their finances. At 28:20 a listener writes in wondering how to ask her roommate’s boyfriend to be more considerate of her belongings. At 33:30 they play some games including “shoot, party with, bff” and “shoot, fuck, marry.” Thanks to our sponsors! Zola- To start your free wedding website and also get $50 off your registry on Zola, go to ZOLA.com/slapped Hourglass- Discover Hourglass and experience unparalleled, next-generation performance by visiting Hourglass Cosmetics.com/SLAPPED, and use promo code SLAPPED to get free shipping with your purchase of a full-sized Caution Mascara! Go to DAILY-HARVEST.com and enter promo code SLAPPED to get three cups FREE in your first box!

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#119 New Year, Same Betch Jan 01, 2019

Jordana and Sami are here to help you ring in 2019. They both agree that 2018 was a good one and are hoping 2019 follows suit. At 7:30 they discuss their favorite slang words that have been put to rest in the last year or so. At 12:50 they reveal their New Year’s resolutions. At 20:30 a listener moving cross country wants to know if it’s time to get a raise if she’s to stay with her company. At 23:20 an unmarried betch wants to know how to be less annoyed by her married friends when they talk about their husbands. At 32:10 they play some games including, “would you rather never be able to wash your hands after you go to the bathroom or never have the thermostat above 63?”and “shoot fuck marry: RHONY, RHOBH, and Vanderpump Rules”.

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#118 Is Meghan Markle Running A Royal Scam? Ft. Enty Lawyer Dec 25, 2018

Sami and Aleen are back and joined by the mythical, Enty Laya. At 6:19 Enty explains where he gets his information from and how people become sources for him. At 12:00 they do a deep investigation on Ariana Grande’s good girl image and whether it’s a facade or not. At 22:00 they talk about why there’s been a shift in celebrity partying from the night clubs of Los Angeles to the basement of their homes. At 26:00 they talk about the questionable move by Justin Bieber to not get a prenup with Hailey Baldwin. At 31:10 they talk about the strategy of celebs fabricating debilitating diseases to cover up drug problems. At 37:00 Enty spills the tea on the biggest Kardashian secrets. At 49:00 Enty gives an update on the rising tensions within the royal family. Thanks to our sponsor, Care/of. For 25% off your first month of personalized Care/of vitamins, visit TakeCareOf.com and enter "Slapped".

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#117 Vanderpump Rules Is An HR Nightmare Dec 18, 2018

Sami and Jordana are back with the second to last episode of 2018. They start by talking about Pete Davidson’s troubling instagram post. They both feel like it’s a cry for help stemming, possibly, from Ariana Grande’s fans rabidly bullying him on social media. At 6:30 they talk about the utter chaos breaking out on celebrity twitter with Kanye West going on an unhinged rampage. At 10:40 they talk about the drama unfolding on “Vanderpump Rules”. They feel it might finally be time to recognize that Sur is just an HR nightmare. At 13:55 they give a royal update on Meghan Markle’s refusal to hunt pheasants and the drama between her and Kate. At 23:30 a listener writes in wondering if her apathy in a new job that allows her to work from home might ruin her in the long run. At 28:45 a listener writes in wondering how to approach her boyfriend’s group of friends about inviting his ex girlfriend to gatherings. At 35:50 they play would you rather. Thanks to our sponsors Boon- Send your Betchiest Holiday Greetings with our Betches Design Pack on Boon. Just download the app by searching Send Boon (2 words) in the itunes app store. Thirdlove-Go to THIRDLOVE.com/BETCH now to find your perfect-fitting bra and get 15% off your first purchase! Framebridge- Go to Framebridge.com and use promo code BETCH you’ll save an additional 15% off your first order.

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#116 Which Real Housewives Franchise Is The Tackiest? Dec 11, 2018

Aleen and Jordana are back, just in time for the Mumford and Sons concert. Aleen is a huge Mumford fan and doesn’t care if you make fun of her for it. At 6:50 they talk about the premier of season 2 of “Marvelous Mrs. Maisel”. They’re trying to keep up with the lightning fast dialogue but overall are enjoying the show and its change of scenery in season 2. At 9:30 they talk about Real Housewives of Orange County” through the years coming to the conclusion that, unfortunately, it’s a little tacky. At 17:15 a listener writes in wondering if it’s time to move home instead of living with her boyfriend and his annoying roommates. At 23:00 a listener writes in wondering if she should confront a friend who hooked up with one of her exes while they were on a break. At 29:15 they play some games including: “would you rather- live with your bf’s parents for 5 years and then live in your dream home for the rest of your life or live in a home you think is just ok forever?” “would you rather listen to Christmas music for 10 months of the year or listen to no music for 10 months of the year?” and “shoot, fuck, marry- Jason Mamoa, Liam Hemsworth, and Marcus Mumford”. Thanks to our sponsors! Living Proof- Make the switch to LivingProof TODAY by visiting LivingProof.com/SLAPPED and use promo code SLAPPED to get a free sample of their award-winning dry shampoo with your purchase. Talkspace- To match with a perfect therapist for a fraction of the price of traditional therapy, go to Talkspace.com/BETCH, and use the code BETCH to get $45 off your first month and show your support for this show.

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#115 What Exactly Does Tom Schwartz Do? Dec 04, 2018

Sami and Aleen are back just in time for the beginning of a merry Decembetch. They start by talking about the return of Bravo masterpiece “Vanderpump Rules”. Sami feels as though the stability of the Vanderpump cast is bad for the show explaining that happy relationships with no cheating might make for boring storylines. At 10:00 they talk about why on earth Jax and Brittany got engaged at a fish shack in Malibu. At 15:00 they talk about the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show which they both found extremely boring. They both feel as though it’s an outdated relic that hasn’t evolved in years. At 21:55 they talk about Ariana Grande’s “Thank U Next” video which they thought lacked any real substance. At 35:00 a listener writes in wondering if an overly judgmental friend should be phased out of her circle. At 39:10 a listener writes in wondering if her anxious start to a new job is a warning sign to get out of the business. At 46:10 they play some games including: “would you rather be a soccer player or Victoria’s Secret Model?”, “BFF, party with or shoot- Adriana Lima, Ariana Grande, Selena Gomez”, and “would you rather open all your packages with your teeth or eat all your meals with chopsticks?” Thanks to our sponsors! M Gemi- Go see for yourself how amazing these shoes are at M.Gemi.com/BETCHES for fifty dollars off your first pair. Framebridge- Go to Framebridge.com and use promo code BETCH you’ll save an additional 15% off your first order plus free delivery in time for Christmas if you order by Monday, December 17th!

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#114 Is Amanda Bynes Back? Nov 27, 2018

Sami and Jordana are back after a long Thanksgiving week. The open the show by talking about the resurgence of Amanda Bynes who is did an interview with Paper Magazine in which she seems lucid. Sami thinks that in hindsight the internet mob was way too harsh on Amanda and is hoping for the best for her. At 7:45 they talk about Kim Kardashian’s admission that she was high on ecstasy when she got married the first time and made her sex tape. At 10:20 they address the rumor that Colton, the new Bachelor, is actually gay and will come out of the closet at the new season’s end. At 14:15 a listener writes in asking what to do if a friend doesn’t accept her apology. At 19:45 a listener writes in wondering how soon is appropriate to take time off when working a new job. At 27:50 they play games including: “shoot, fu*k, marry- Kanye West, Prince Charles, Arie from the Bachelor.” and “would you rather spend the entire month of December drunk, or the entire month sober?” Thanks to our sponsors! Living Proof- Make the switch to LivingProof TODAY by visiting LivingProof.com/SLAPPED and use promo code SLAPPED to get a free sample of their award-winning dry shampoo with your purchase. Third Love- Go to THIRDLOVE.com/BETCH now to find your perfect-fitting bra… and get 15% off your first purchase!

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#113 Is It Weird That I Don’t Have Work Friends? Nov 20, 2018

Aleen and Jordana are back from vacation. They’ve read an article about a resort in Switzerland that takes care of your Instagram while on vacation so guests can be present in the moment. Jordana loves the idea, Aleen thinks is not so sure. At 9:45 a listener writes in wondering what to do with about an upcoming holiday work party for a job where she has no friends. At 14:30 a listener writes in wondering if she’s justified for being mad at her friends for flaking on her birthday. At 22:04 a listener writes in wondering if she’s selfish for wanting to devote her holiday time to her family instead of her boyfriend’s parents who are divorced. At 28:30 they play some games including: “would you rather have a friend who cries every time you ask them to do something or a friend who unfollows you on Instagram after every flight?” “Shoot, fuck, marry: person who has no social media, person who doesn’t know what social media is, person who posts 5X a day everyday on social media”, and “would you rather always have a fucked up chipped manicure or 3 loose hairs that are always out of place and slightly sticking up?” Thanks To Our Sponsors Framebridge- With just a few taps on your phone, Framebridge lets you create a one-of-a-kind gift that will win Christmas and make someone happy for years to come. Go to Framebridge.com and use promo code BETCH you’ll save an additional 15% off your first order! Policy Genius- Life insurance isn’t the most enjoyable thing to think about - most people don’t like thinking about dying. So if you’ve been avoiding getting life insurance because it’s difficult or confusing, give Policygenius a try. Just go to Policygenius dot com, get your quotes, and apply in minutes. You can do the whole thing on your phone right now.

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#112 How Do I Figure Out What To Do With My Life? Nov 13, 2018

Sami and Aleen are back and they've made their triumphant return to twitter. They’re also celebrating being added to the Forbes list of “30 Under 30” by popping bottles that exploded all over the Betches kitchen. At 6:00 they talk about the tragic fires sweeping across California. They’re both proud of the Hollywood community for rising to the occasion to help victims in the area. At 10:20 they remember the destruction of Hurricane Sandy and when it hit NYC. At 16:20 a listener writes in wondering if she and her long distance friends are growing apart. At 23:20 a listener writes in wondering how to figure out what she really wants to do with her career. At 31:00 they play some games including would you rather: “wake up every morning at 5 AM or not be able to sleep until midnight?” and “have no wifi for 3 months straight, or have to call someone every time you wanted to text them?” Thanks To Our Sponsors! Talk Space-The Talkspace platform has over 2,000 licensed therapists who are experienced in addressing life challenges we all face. To match with a perfect therapist for a fraction of the price of traditional therapy, go to Talkspace.com/BETCH, and use the code BETCH to get $45 off your first month and show your support for this show. Living Proof- Make the switch to LivingProof TODAY by visiting LivingProof.com/SLAPPED and use promo code SLAPPED to get a free sample of their award-winning dry shampoo with your purchase.

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#111 How Do I Turn A Sarcastic Guy Into A Nice Guy? Nov 06, 2018

Jordana and Sami are back on this very special election day! They start by diving into the current shadefest between Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson and discussing whether or not “Thank U, Next” is about Pete or not. Jordana thinks that there’s no way team Grande could put together a song so fast. At 8:20 they discuss Britney Spears and whether or not she’s being over medicated to continue making money for her camp. They both wonder if Britney could have been saved in the social media era when it didn’t take a team of people to craft a public persona and turn you into a star. At 16:10 a listener writes in wondering why a guy she’s dating is constantly roasting her when out in public. At 23:20 A listener writes in wondering how to make a career change after discovering that her dream job isn’t her dream job. At 29:40 they play some games including, “BFF, party with, shoot: Ariana Grande, Gigi Hadid, Taylor Swift”, and “Would you rather: date someone who didn’t speak the same language as you, or someone who can’t read?” Thanks to our sponsors! Policy Genius-Policygenius is the easy way to get life insurance online. In just two minutes you can compare quotes from the top insurers to find the best policy for you. Go to Policygenius.com, get your quotes, and apply in minutes M Gemi- Go see for yourself how amazing these shoes are at MGemi.com/Betches for fifty dollars off your first pair. Italian luxury made the old way, sold the new way.

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#110 How Do I Balance Friendships and Relationships? Oct 30, 2018

Aleen and Jordana are back and are psyched about the return of TV season. They both spent the weekend watching the “Sabrina The Teenage Witch” remake. Aleen was obsessed with the trailer because she loves magic but was semi disappointed to find out that that it’s more of a teen drama than a spellbinding, dark show. At 10:20 they talk about the “Clueless” remake. Jordana is all for adding a fresh coat of paint to the franchise while Aleen feels as though there’s no need to update it. At 15:15 a listener writes in wondering what to do about a friend who is recklessly hooking up with boys who should be off limits. At 22:11 a listener writes in wondering how to juggle quality time with her boyfriend and her single friends who want to go out. At 29:25 they play some games including “Shoot, BFF, party with: Melissa Joan Hart, Cher Horowitz, and Cady Heron” and “Chuck, fu*k, marry: Aaron Samuels, Harvey Kinkle, and Josh from ‘Clueless’”. Thanks to our sponsors! Third Love- Go to THIRDLOVE.com/BETCH now to find your perfect-fitting bra and get 15% off your first purchase! Policy Genius- Policygenius is the easy way to get life insurance online. In just two minutes you can compare quotes from the top insurers to find the best policy for you. Go to Policygenius.com, get your quotes, and apply in minutes Billie- Billie is a Female-first shave brand taking on the pink tax, offering high-quality razors at half the price of you'd pay in stores. Go to MYBILLIE.COM, that’s MY BILLIE DOT COM to start shaving with Billie today!

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#109 When's Happy Hour? Oct 23, 2018

Sami and Aleen are back for a special mailbag episode in celebration of the release of “When’s Happy Hour”. At 4:40 a listener feeling overqualified at work writes in wondering if it’s time to ask for a higher position that her company is trying to fill. At 14:15 a listener writes in wondering how to not be resentful of a co-worker who is taking advantage of their company’s work from home policy. At 19:46 they play some games including “party with, BFF with or chuck: Anna Wintour, Beyonce, Sophia Amoruso” and “would you rather work in a beautiful office 80 hours a week, or work in an office that looks like a prison for 20 hours a week?”

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#108 Do We Have A Right To Know Celebrities’ Personal Drama? Oct 16, 2018

Sami and Jordana are back. They begin talking about the breakup of Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson. Sami has been listening to the rumor mill and has come up with some theories as to why the two broke up, some of them, more dramatic than others. At 7:35 they talk about the possibility that child stars misbehave and do drugs because they are abused by adults with influence in Hollywood. Jordana admits that she doesn’t understand why celebrities’ personal lives are any of our business. At 17:40 they talk about Meghan Markle’s pregnancy, wondering what the royal baby will look like. At 22:00 a listener writes in wondering how to get excited about studying abroad after being underwhelmed by the experience. At 29:20 they play some games including “would you rather have lived 4 months abroad in college or right now?” and “shoot, marry, BFF with: Ariana Grande, Meghan Markle, Selena Gomez”. Thanks to our sponsors! M Gemi- Go see for yourself how amazing these shoes are at MGemi.com/Betches for fifty dollars off your first pair. Italian luxury made the old way, sold the new way. Talk Space- The Talkspace platform has over 2,000 licensed therapists who are experienced in addressing life challenges we all face. To match with a perfect therapist for a fraction of the price of traditional therapy, go to Talkspace.com/BETCH, and use the code BETCH to get $45 off your first month and show your support for this show.

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#107 Why Are We So Obsessed With "A Star Is Born"? Oct 09, 2018

Aleen and Jordana are back and Aleen is on the verge of tears talking about “A Star Is Born.” Jordana seems to think the movie is pretty much the same thing as “Walk The Line”. Aleen doesn’t really dispute that. At 3:30 they talk about Mike “The Situation” going to jail. They both agree that if you don’t pay your taxes, you have to do the time. At 10:20 they talk about Banksy’s art sale. Jordana thinks it’s a total PR stunt and is unsure how they get the money to Banksy if no one even knows who he is. At 13:45 a listener writes in wondering how to break up with her roommate and move out on her own. At 20:20 a listener writes in wondering how to leave a job that she recently just got for a job that pays more. At 25:25 they play some games including, “would you rather watch 40 hours of TV a week or throw your TV out?,” “would you rather be on ‘RHONY’ or ‘Survivor’?” and “shoot fu*k marry: The Situation, Justin Bieber’s Dad, Jax Taylor.

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#106 Is It Possible to Make New Friends As An Adult? Oct 02, 2018

Aleen and Sami talk about this week’s news and pop culture events. Kim and Kanye may be splitting up. Aleen says Maniac is a weird show. Also, is literally every celebrity constantly tempted by alcohol and drugs? After some fun banter, they read an excerpt called “The 5 People You Meet In Hell (At Work)” from the Betches’ new book, When’s Happy Hour? At 22:40, they take a letter from a London listener who can’t seem to connect with a work friend and now needs a letter of recommendation for a job. How can she request one from her without it coming off wrong? At 30:16, they take another letter from a listener who feels like she wants better friends and doesn’t know how to make new ones. After they wrap up with some games including Would You Rather: Not have a refrigerator or share a bathroom with everyone on your apartment floor. Thanks to our sponsor, Ritual. Ritual created a smarter vitamin with 9 essential ingredients women lack most. Sign up now at Ritual.com/Betch. Thanks to our sponsor Third Love. Go to Thirdlove.com/Betch now to find your perfect fitting bra and get 15% off your first purchase!

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#105 Why Isn't My Friend Liking My Instagrams? Sep 25, 2018

Sami and Jordana are back with a harrowing statistic that children are not considered adults until they turn 24. Sami agrees with this line of thinking stating that your 20s are your time to find yourself and become the person you are meant to be. At 12:30 they talk about John Mayer’s instagram post targeting internet trolls and how social media is affecting the way people live their lives. Jordana thinks the social media impact is positive, allowing people more choices in their careers, travel destinations and love life. At 17:55 a listener writes in asking if her friend has her back even though she’s not liking her Instagram posts. At 27:40 a listener writes in asking how to make herself feel at home in a new house. At 34:30 they play some games including “would you rather”: sweat mayonnaise or poop a tennis ball? Be supported by your parents until 18 or 38? Live at home until you’re 30 or have your mother live with your family after 35?

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#104 How Do I Re-Kindle Friendships After A Break Up? Sep 18, 2018

Jordana and Aleen are back. They start off talking about Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin who are apparently married now? At 2:40 Jordana explains that she doesn’t think Justin and Hailey should be getting married because their love languages don’t line up. They agree that marrying someone that you’ve been dating for less than 2 years is not the best idea since you never really get to know who that person is in important situations. At 7:50 they talk about the drama unfolding in the “Bachelor” world with Jenna Cooper still receiving backlash for the Reality Steve scandal and Becca M’s surprise pregnancy. At 18:00 a listener writes in asking if it’s morally wrong to quit her job before a holiday break to make extra money on her way out. At 25:20 a listener writes in wondering how to re-kindle friendships after exiting a toxic relationship. At 30:10 they play some games including “Would You Rather”: Have your mom be Becca M. or Kylie Jenner? Have your parents be Pete and Ariana or Justin and Hailey? Thanks to our sponsor, Talk Space. To match with a perfect therapist for a fraction of the price of traditional therapy, go to Talkspace.com/BETCH, and use the code BETCH to get $45 off your first month and show your support for this show.

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#103 Why Isn’t Anyone Mad At Serena’s Coach? Sep 11, 2018

Shana Tova! Sami and Jordana are back . They talk about Serena Williams’ argument with the umpire at the US Open. Sami maintains that the media wouldn’t be calling the incident a “meltdown” if Serena were a man. At 8:30 they talk about Jordana’s favorite Housewives franchise, RHONY. They agree that the cast is a mess and that Bethenny is not particularly nice to any of them. At 20:50 a listener struggling with her body image writes in asking how to mitigate a friendship that is weighing on her mental wellness. 26:15 a listener writes in asking, how to stop her new roomate from pissing on her floor while he’s sleepwalking. At 30:50 they play games including “shoot, BFF party with: Serena Williams, Carole Radiziwill and Ariana Grande. “Would you rather love everyone you work with and make 30K a year, or hate everyone you work with and make 300K per year?” “Would you rather work directly every day with your mom or your ex?” Thank to our sponsor for this episode, Ritual. Get your vitamins today by visiting ritual.com/betch

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#102 Are Weddings Getting Completely Out Of Hand? Sep 04, 2018

Sami and Aleen are back! Labor Day got Aleen reflecting on what she wants out of her wedding. At 4:30 she explains that she wants to have a practical wedding and the most important thing to her is that everyone comes and has a great time instead of keeping up with some of the extravagant weddings we've all been seeing on Instagram. At 9:40 they talk about Colton being named the new “Bachelor” which bores the hell out of both of them. At 16:45 they talk about the RHONY and try to narrow down which one they would want as their mother. At 22:35 a listener writes in wondering how to not make things awkward at work after dissolving a friends with benefits relationship with a co-worker. 26:00 a listener writes in wondering how to cope with feeling excluded after not being invited to play ‘Dungeons and Dragons’ with co-workers. At 31:10 they play some games including a “Bachelor” edition of shoot, fu*k, marry-Kamille, Colton and Kevin.

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# 101 How Do I Get My Needy Friend Off My Back? Aug 28, 2018

Jordana and Aleen are back to wrap up the summer. Labor Day is approaching and so is Jordana’s birthday. She seems utterly unphased by the thought of turning 29. At 6:20 they break down Sunday’s HBO lineup with a recap of “Sharp Objects” and “Insecure”. They both feel that “Sharp Objects” was a little disappointing leaving many questions unanswered, but “Insecure” was hilarious and keeps getting better. At 17:35 a listener asks how to set boundaries for an extremely overbearing friend that is being too extra. At 23:35 a listener asks how to help a depressed friend take steps to get her out of her rut. At 27:55 they play games including “Would You Rather?” only be able to take a sh*t in a gas station bathroom or lose your index finger? Have a toxic relationship with your mother, your daughter or your BFF? Give up sex for the rest of your life or eat only vegetables for the rest of your life? This episode was brought to you in partnership with Three Olives Vodka. Enjoy Responsibly.

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#100 We Love a F*cking Agenda Ft. Jaclyn Johnson, Founder of Create & Cultivate Aug 21, 2018

Sami and Aleen are back but they’re having trouble caring that mercury is out of retrograde. Will things really be different under the Pisces moon? At 4:40 they talk about the VMAs. After watching the show they’re both having trouble deciding who they love more, JLO, or Ariana Grande. At 12:05, they play Would You Rather: Be unattractive and be given JLO’s look at age 40, or have Ariana Grande’s look until age 30, but then go sharply downhill? At 18:09 Jaclyn Johnson, founder of Create & Cultivate and author of “Work Party”, joins them. Aleen tells a story about receiving a free room from Jaclyn’s company and a mix up that lead to her and Jordana sharing a king-sized bed. Jaclyn explains her influences for writing the book and who she turned to for advice. At 28:50, an overworked Betch writes in asking how to ask her employer for the raise she feels she deserves.

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#99 How Do I Get My Mom Off My Ass? Aug 14, 2018

Aleen and Jordana are back with a recap of the new season of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”. Jordana doesn’t understand why all the Kardashians think they’re business women. Kim might be in meetings, but is she running a business? At 12:40 they wonder if Scott Disick is finally happy now that he’s in a relationship with no ups and downs. At 14:20 a listener writes in for advice on how to stop a co-worker from taking credit for her projects at work. At 19:30 a listener asks them how to stand up to her controlling mother. At 25:00 they play games including Would You Rather: party hard for 5 nights a week or be on a juice cleanse 5 days a week every week?

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#98 Why Was Arie Flown Into The Maldives? Aug 07, 2018

Jordana and Aleen are back with a lot of thoughts on the “Bachelorette” finale. Aleen is shocked that Becca chose Garrett over Blake. They both agree that Blake seemed genuinely upset and Garrett seems very simple minded. At 12:25 they discuss ABC’s attempt to address Garrett’s scandalous use of racist memes. Jordana maintains that Garrett’s apology was not a real apology. At 21:00 a listener writes in asking for advice on how to handle an unwanted invitation to an uncomfortable networking situation. At 26:00 A listener wonders how she can avoid being locked into a job she dislikes long term. At 29:30 they wrap up with some games including “would you rather date someone who’s been on The Bachelor or someone who’s been unemployed for 2 years?”

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#97 Why Is Your Wedding My Inconvenience? Jul 31, 2018

Sami and Jordana are ready to kiss wedding season goodbye. At 2:20, they discuss the very public Jet Blue Bridesmaid dispute. They both agree that the bride is acting a bit extra, but the bridesmaid is also in the wrong for airing a private conversation on Twitter. Sami thinks that some people plan their wedding as a hobby because it’s the most important thing they’ll ever do. At 15:50, they discuss the re-emergence of Meghan Markle’s dad. Sami is not 100 percent sold on Meghan Markle who, for some reason, still refuses to address her family drama. At 19:30, a listener wonders, “how do I tell my friend that her boyfriend is cheating on her even though she probably already knows and is just in denial?” At 24:00, a listener asks, “how do I avoid an ex boyfriend hoping to run into me and win me back?”. At 29:50, they wrap up with some wedding games including Would You Rather: be a bridesmaid for 25 friends or zero?

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#96 Why is Everyone at The Taylor Swift Concert? Jul 24, 2018

Sami and Aleen are enjoying their summer, but not as much as everyone on Instagram attending the Taylor Swift tour. Sami’s jealousy is real but she can’t help dancing to the stories. At 2:30, they discuss the onslaught of Instagram summer thirst traps, but are a bit surprised that the thirstiest appears to be Emily Ratajkowski. At 8:00, they discuss their new favorite show “Who Is America?” They think Sacha Baron Cohen is doing the Lord’s work by tricking politicians and everyday Americans into saying and doing outrageous things. At 13:16, a listener writes in asking if she should join the Navy to pay for law school. At 18:16, a listener writes in wondering if she should reconnect with members of a book club who cut her out of their crew. At 22:35, they wrap up on games including Would You Rather: attend a Taylor Swift concert every night for an entire month or be banned from ever seeing one.

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#95 Why Won’t Meghan Markle’s Dad Stop Talking Sh*t? Jul 17, 2018

Sami and Jordana are back with huge news...Mandy Moore is making music again! They take a deep dive into the life of Meghan Markle. How’s she doing in her first month of a royal? Is she unhappy and acting fake to fit in with the Royal Family? Why is she pretending that her family isn’t dysfunctional? At 16:50, a listener asks “when is it too early to leave my first job and how do I begin networking into a field I want to work in?” At 23:15, a listener asks what to do about her military boyfriend who's not ready to get married. At 30:50 they decide, given the choice, would you rather only be able to take baths for the rest of your life or have to use only your fingers for a hairbrush? It’s more complicated than you think.

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#94 The Reason Celebrities Get Engaged Absurdly Fast Jul 10, 2018

Sami and Jordana are back from the weekend of July 4th and they feel done with work. They talk about the best season for hard work (Is August the worst or July?). After 10 days of slacking, it's the perfect opportunity to mention Betches' new book, When's Happy Hour? How to Work Hard So You Can Hardly Work. At 18:36 they take a letter from a listener whose bosses are described as "your average Trump voter stereotype" and who is repeatedly made uncomfortable by her boss. Should she leave or put up with the patriarchy? At 28:32, they take another letter from a listener asking about a "friend" in their friend group that cheats on her boyfriend (who's also in the group) and isn't really that good of a friend in any real way.

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#93 How Do I Get My Boyfriend to Clean Up After Himself? Jul 03, 2018

Jordana and Aleen start off talking about the latest ep of RHONY. After they move onto Handmaid's Tale, a show where everyone thinks that every episode is the last episode. They talk about stepping out of the dramatic scenes and imagining what it was like to act in it, a skill Aleen developed while high. At 13:26, they move onto trending "big dick energy" and of course, Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson. It's theorized that Pete has BDE. At 21:04, they take a letter from a listener whose 10th year high school reunion is right around the corner. She's worried about a run-in with an ex-bestie; they have a lot of unfinished business. At 26:31, they take another letter from a girl planning to live with her boyfriend. The problem is they spent a summer together and she's constantly nagging him about his mess. They wrap up on some games including would you rather: date a guy with a micropenis or a guy who wears floaties into every body of water (including a shower and bathtub).

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#92 Can I Make My Fiancé Take My Last Name? Jun 26, 2018

Aleen and Sami talk about the mentality of Ariana Grande's obsessed BF, Pete Davidson. They estimate how long the relationship will last and who will break up with who. Sami claims that "comedians are most likely to get divorces" They move into Game of Thrones which is not Sami's expertise. Aleen says she knows GoT history more than real history. They talk about Succession afterward, which they love. Then they talk about the crazy Jersey Shore drama. At 14:43, they take a letter from a listener asking about keeping their last name after getting married. The thing is- she wants her boyfriend to take her last name too. At 19:38 they wrap up on some games including: shoot, party, and BFF with Cardi B, Ariana Grande, and Countess Lou Ann.

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#91 How Do I Get More Respect at Work? Jun 19, 2018

Jordana and Aleen talk about Jared and Ashley I’s engagement. At 11:50, they move onto Real Housewives of New York. They have a lot to say about Tinsley. At 18:05, they take a letter from a listener asking about potentially encroaching on her boyfriend’s turf as she tries to work at the law firm he does. At 22:30, they take another letter from an employee who is considering a different job but whose employer covered her education costs. They wrap up playing games including shoot, fuck, marry: Jared Haibon, Jax Taylor, and Nick Viall.

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#90 We Need To Talk About Ariana Grande And Pete Davidson Jun 12, 2018

Aleen and Sami talk about Jax and Brittany getting engaged. There seems to be a gross over-emphasis on the size of their ring. At 6:36, they move on to an even higher profile engagement, Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande. Could it be a PR stunt? Nobody knows. At 18:53, they take an email from a listener struggling to get a job; she gets to the last round, but she can't close the deal. What's the problem? At 24:40, they take another letter from a listener asking how to deal with adult friendships. She's annoyed with her unambitious friends - what now? At 31:35, they move onto some games including would you rather have: a mom who is obsessed with your horoscope, or a mom who is obsessed with you keeping your bedtime.

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#89 Public Displays of 'Babe' Jun 05, 2018

Sami and Jordana talk the weather and weekend plans. They briefly discuss the tragic Kate Spade news before moving onto Scott Disick & Sofia Richie, Alec & Hilaria Baldwin, and Selena & Justin (the only couple they're rooting for). Sami shares her theory behind why we stalk certain people on Instagram and why we get invested in certain celebs so much. Jordana accidentally calls Sami "babe" and feels extremely embarrassed. At 18:30, they take a letter from a listener who unfriended a girl who bullied her. At 24:02, they take another letter asking for career advice from a recent college graduate who can't find a job. Compounding things, her boyfriend works in the same field and they are competing for the same sorts of jobs. After, they play some games including Shoot, Fuck, Marry: Scott Disick, The Weekend, Alec Baldwin.

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#88 What To Do If You Hate Your Roommate’s Boyfriend? May 29, 2018

Jordana and Sami talk about Khloe Kardashian and judging reality stars. Does dealing with criticism come with the territory or do reality stars have a right to say, “f*ck off”? Can you be a reality celeb and refuse to take the negativity that inevitably comes with a lot of attention? At 17:05, they take a letter from a listener asking how to deal with a roommate’s boyfriend she hates (and who objectively sucks). At 24:15, another listener asks about how to deal with a boyfriend who drunkenly said she has no hobbies or interests beside him. Where can this relationship go now? They wrap up with some games including Would you rather: walk in on your parents having sex or have them walk in on you having sex?

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#87 How Do I Deal With My Drunk Boyfriend? May 22, 2018

Aleen and Jordana get together after a long hiatus of podcasting with each other. They talk about the Royal Wedding and how it cost around ~$40 million. At 16 minutes in, they start talking about Vanderpump Rules. At 21:19, they take a letter from a listener who's having issuing with their boyfriend who gets extremely annoying when drunk. It keeps happening. How does she make it stop? At 27:30, they take a second letter from someone who's sick of their co-worker getting preferential treatment. At 34:56, they play a couple of games including "would you rather attend the Royal Wedding or attend a Mumford & Sons concert"?

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#86 I Was Blocked By My Ex - Now What? May 15, 2018

It's a beautiful day in NYC. Sami and Jordana talk about the Markle debacle, a dysfunctional family drama of royal proportions. At 16:27, they move on to Met Gala drama. At 17:06, they play a new game called, "What's the deal with?" about Jennifer Aniston. Angelina Jolie is clearly image-obsessed. Sami can't decide whether she'd marry Angie or Jennifer. At 22:50, they take an email from a listener who still has friendly yearnings for an ex who blocked her.

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#85 How Do You Pronounce SZA? May 08, 2018

Aleen and Sami discuss the Met Gala and detail the best looking, most on point with the theme and more. Neither of them are sure how to pronounce SZA. At 13:21, they move on to Vanderpump Rules. At 24:20, they take a letter from a listener with a tumultuous friendship who uses her as a therapist. The worst part: she can't seem to take any of the advice that's given. After they take another letter from a girl whose ex-roommate attends the same school as her. Things get complicated after she started dating ex-roomie's cousin. Even worse, this is one once roommate with a serious propensity for negativity and sh*t talking.

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#84 When The Group Chat Is Just Too Much May 01, 2018

After briefly plugging every Betches podcast, Jordana and Aleen talk about Vanderpump Rules and reality TV. Jordana points out that if you're going to be on it, don't act like you're above it. The finale of Vanderpump happened last night. They agree that the Tom Tom plot line was awful. At 6:21, they briefly discuss Sweetbitter, a new show on Starz debuting this Sunday, May 6th. At 10:34, they move onto The Handmaid's Tale. Then at 12:30, there's some RHONY talk. They take a letter from a listener at 16;12 regarding a girl's friends who keep getting mad at her when she hooks up with a particular guy. Another listener is worrying she talks to her old friends too much via group chat.

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#83 Mourning the Death of Avicii & Our Partying Years Apr 24, 2018

Sami and Jordana mourn the death of Avicii who defined their college years, along with Blackberry. After they briefly discuss the Royal Baby. At 6:38, they begin a brief journey to Bravo land, starting with RHONY. At 15:32, they move on to I Feel Pretty and a discussion of the culture around women's bodies and body positivity. After they plug Diet Starts Tomorrow, the Betches' new podcast about food and wellness. They take a letter from a listener who's been ghosted by her friend after a 4 day bender together in Mexico that went awry. Another listener has qualms with a roommate whose parents pay her rent and is now a life/fitness coach on Insta. This episode was brought to you in partnership with Three Olives Vodka. Enjoy Responsibly.

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#82 The Narcissists' Guide to Coachella Apr 17, 2018

Sami and Aleen just returned from Coachella. They mostly tanned, drank Three Olives Rosé vodka, and in Sami's case "pounded" bread. Aleen has but one Coachella "ragret", missing Queen Bey. They talk about the act everyone in Indio saw this weekend: people taking thousands of selfies. At 15:04, they move off Coachella into Vanderpump. At 18:38, they move on to Khloe's new baby and the drama with Tristan. Why can't Khloe pick a decent dude? Finally, they take a couple letters from listeners, the final one asking about when to have "the kids talk" with a potential partner. This episode was brought to you in partnership with Three Olives Vodka. Enjoy Responsibly.

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#81 When's The Right Time to Ask Your Boyfriend About Marriage? Apr 10, 2018

Jordana and Aleen talk Real Housewives of New York. Jordana recently binge-watched all 10 seasons. After, they talk about Jersey Shore: Family Reunion. They talk about reality TV for awhile and then take a letter from a listener seeking career advice. She's moving to a different city and isn't sure how to break up with her company. A second letter comes from a "relationship virgin" who asks how she should broach talking to her boyfriend about marriage and kids.

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#80 Don't Sleep With Anyone You Wouldn't Donate a Kidney To Apr 03, 2018

After briefly discussing the weather, Sami and Jordana talk about Vanderpump Rules and offensive jokes (Vanderpump talk ends at 18:45). After, they move on to The Weeknd and how his new album references how he almost gave Selena Gomez a kidney. Sami says that it's obvious her heart is still with the Biebs (whose isn't tho?). After they take a letter from a listener asking about a new boyfriend who keeps talking to his ex. They wrap up answering a would you rather involving a guy you've been dating three weeks: donate a kidney or have his baby.

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#79 Venmo: An App For Finding Your Cheap Friends Mar 27, 2018

Sami and Aleen are in amazing moods and they start off discussing Aleen’s new dog, a golden doodle. Sami reassures Aleen that it’s difficult to fuck up a dog compared to a kid - as long as you don’t let her watch Vanderpump. They discuss the latest episode and Scheana’s tendency to be overly communicative on vacay. After, they hate on the “money plot” aspects; it’s tough to feel like it’s “reality” when we know that Jax makes $30,000 an ep. They discuss the culture of Venmo and how it’s transformed how we relate to our friends owing us money and exposes people who are cheap. Finally, they take a few letters, including one where a listener’s boyfriend’s sister owes her money.

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#78 Suburbs and Bird Shit Mar 20, 2018

After talking about Vanderpump Rules until 10:43, Jordana and Aleen move on to Evan Spiegel. Snapchat may or may not be on its way out, but they agree that girls have conquered it. They take a letter from a married listener who just moved in with her husband and is having some issues. Husband wants to get a house in the 'burbs, but she wants to be the fun couple living in the in the chic West LA apartment. Another listener, Ms. 'Bros Before This Betch' asks why guys break plans with girls so often? They end the pod with the would you rather question of the century: would you rather get shat on by a bird or receive a particularly disturbing dick pic.

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#77 Is It Okay to be Vulnerable on Instagram? Mar 13, 2018

Jordana and Sami start off talking Vanderpump Rules. Did Scheana finally wake up to reality? Do Jax and Brittany really love each other? After, they move on to Instagram Stories. Jordana points out that Stories offer a unique platform for when you feel like you're proud of a moment, but not proud enough to make it permanent. Sami quips that they're special because the engagement is between "you and your DMs." They discuss the sincerity and earnestness of the Insta Story. Sure, some of it is real, but some of it is puffery. What's definitely real is that Sami is afraid of Jordana's judgment.

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#76 We're All Dead Inside Mar 07, 2018

Sami and Aleen are joined by Thoroughbreds writer/director Cory Finley and lead actress Anya Taylor-Joy. The film tells the story of two girls who are dark and funny, much like the Betches. Unlike the Betches, this the story of two girls with a penchant for murder. After talking about the movie, the four discuss everyone’s propensity to overthink and obsess over what others think of us (they don’t). Finally, the actress and director face some “Would You Rather questions” involving theater behavior such as dating a person who cries at every movie they see.

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#75 How to Know When to Drop Your Friends Feb 27, 2018

Sami and Jordana briefly mention the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules and then move into a discussion about adult friendship. Sure, we all have friends as adults, but why was it so much easier when we were in high school and college? They discuss the nature of these old friendships in adulthood. It's the difference between the friends you want to have dinner alone with and those who you begin to "consciously uncouple" from AKA the losers you're trying to lose.

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#74 We Start Fights With Our Boyfriends For No Reason Too Feb 20, 2018

Jordana and Aleen start off talking about Vanderpump Rules. Is Jax having a mid-life crisis? Who cares? Jax doesn’t care about anyone but himself, so why should we? After, they talk about a letter from a listener whose boyfriend’s mom has begun hustling her boss via LInkedIn— and if she could help her land the gig. They wrap up talking about general couple stuff, like being annoyed with one’s boyfriend.

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#73 Money Talks And It Says ‘Spend Me’ Feb 13, 2018

People talk about everything except money which is crazy because a lot of us live paycheck to paycheck. Sami and Jordana talk about how there’s more of an attraction than ever to spending what you don’t have due to social media and because it’s become less taboo to flaunt your wealth. Sami describes herself as a “reformed impulse shopper” and Jordana advocates the unsexy practice of investing. They also talk about money’s role in romantic relationships whether it’s dining at the expensive sushi spot vs staying in, or taking that sweet vacay vs saving for the long term.

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#72 Is Having an Expensive Wedding Worth It? Feb 07, 2018

This week on Betch Slapped Jordana and Aleen are joined by Pucker & Pout’s Katie Maloney-Schwartz. They talk about expensive weddings, marriage, and of course, how Katie was joined by Vanderpump Rules friend, Stassi, on her honeymoon. They discuss who is next on Vanderpump to be married. After they answer a question from a reader asking if it’s acceptable for her boyfriend to get a matching tattoo (along with his three brothers), given that she disapproves and they’re on a marriage track.

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#71 You Can Still Lose Weight Without a Fitspo Insta Jan 31, 2018

Sami and Aleen talk about food and weight loss. They talk about the necessary mindset, habits, and how thoroughly unsexy everyone looks waking up early to hit the gym and trim those pounds. In terms of diets, they’ve done it all: carb-free, high-protein, and Halo Top only. Is there anything better than eating out? Of course not, but gaining confidence may be a close second.

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#70 Overhyped Babies on Social Media Jan 24, 2018

Jordana and Sami wax condescending on a huge variety of topics this ep. starting with their equal love of obscure movie quotes. After they judge everyone on Vanderpump Rules, namely Jax (who definitely deserves it). After talking about a dude who can't seem to stop yelling at his girlfriend, they discuss the Women's March and stress emphatically that their meme signs were meant as no disrespect to those with serious signs. They wrap things up talking about babies and how many on Insta have turned the gestation process into way too many posts. Wow, seriously, you're exploiting someone who's not even there. Don't miss "Dear Betches" this week; this listener wants to keep hooking up with a guy, but her friend is threatening to end their friendship over it.

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#69 The Quarter Life Crisis Jan 17, 2018

In 2018's second episode, Sami and Aleen start the show dishing on Vanderpump Rules. After sufficiently calling everyone on Vanderpump delusional, they talk about quarter life crisis, the moment we've all had (or will have) where we're 25-ish and realize we don't identify with our own identity. Don't miss this week's "Dear Betches" which can be summed up as someone asking, "What the f*ck is with all these fitness instagrams?" Hint: it involves crisis. The rest of the ep. deals with very serious questions including what the quarter life crisis looked like before social media, how fat Khloe Kardashian is, and if Aleen would freeze her eggs.

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#68 Vacation instagrams Jan 10, 2018

This week on Betch Slapped, Sami and Jordana discuss The Golden Globes and how everyone on Vanderpump Rules is a cheating lunatic. They discuss vacation Instagrams and why they’re ruining our culture. They answer a question from a listener whose best friend and boyfriend are creating a ‘throuple’ that is getting out of hand. They play games involving Oprah, Reese Witherspoon, and Frances McDormand and discuss the various scenarios they’d prefer based on this year’s Golden Globes.

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#67 Should I Tell My Friend That I Saw Her Boyfriend On a Dating App? Jan 03, 2018

In the first episode of 2018, Sami and Aleen talk about being boughie on New Years, our thoughts on plastic surgery, Luanne DeLessep's arrest and about the cheating tendencies of the Vanderpump Rules cast. We answer reader questions about whether to tell a friend that her boyfriend is on a dating app, and whether it's good or bad to seek out an intense whirlwind romance. And some Bachelor / wedding related games, kbye.

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#66 Are Selena and Justin Meant to Be? Dec 27, 2017

This week Samantha and Jordana discuss the best and worst things that happened in 2017. They talk about the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premiere and Justin and Selena’s issues as a couple. They answer questions from a listener who wants to know the best places to meet guys and another one who wants to know if she can negotiate her bonus. They play Shoot Fuck Marry with Real Housewives and reality TV.

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#65 How to Tell if Your Friends are Actually Mad At You Dec 20, 2017

Jordana and Aleen discuss the latest episode of Vanderpump rules and the impending episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. They answer questions from a listener whose boyfriend won’t come to bed with her and another one is scared her friends are angry with her for cancelling a trip. They play games involving airport travel and the amount of sunlight in a year and debate whether eating meat is ethical.

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#64 What Scheana REALLY Thinks Of Stassi & Katie w/ guest Scheana Marie Dec 13, 2017

Aleen and Sara (Betches Editor-in-Cheif) and guest Scheana Marie discuss all of Vanderpump Rules drama including the Jax and Brittany cheating scandal and tells us her unfiltered opinions of Stassi and Katie (!). We also answer a Dear Betch question about a girl who wants to know how to tell if she's a fuckgirl and the usual games but even better because they're Vanderpump edition

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#63 Owning Bitcoin Is Like Having Instagram Likes Dec 06, 2017

Jordana and Samantha discuss the season premiere of Vanderpump Rules and reflect on this season of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Samantha explains what Bitcoin is. They answer questions from a reader who doesn’t know what to do about her boyfriend’s partying and another who can’t deal with a needy coworker. They play games involving celebrity Christmas parties, working at SUR, and sitting in middle seats on airplanes

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#62 TBH Meghan Markle Is Kind Of Annoying Nov 29, 2017

This week Jordana and Aleen discuss the Royal engagement. They answer questions from a listener who wants to find a new job after having a baby and another who’s upset that her sister doesn’t get along with her boyfriend. They play games involving British royalty vs ‘American Royalty’ and whether or not they’d sign an sexual non-disclosure form.

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#61 My Boyfriend’s Ex Is Literally Stalking Me Nov 22, 2017

Jordana and Aleen discuss Thanksgiving and what they are grateful for. They also discuss their favorite childhood movies and their nerdy hobbies. They answer questions from a listener wondering if she should set her friend up with a friend’s ex and another who’s ex is literally stalking her. They play games regarding shaving their legs

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#60 Why Taylor Swift Is Amazing But We Hate Her Nov 15, 2017

On this week’s Betch Slapped, Sami and Jordana discuss Taylor Swift’s new album and Ed Westwick’s alleged rape scandal. They answer questions from a listener looking to get promoted and another who’s having trouble making friends. They play games involving The Parent Trap and public transportation.

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#59 I Wanna Lose 3 Pounds w/ @doctor.mike Nov 08, 2017

Aleen and Sami interview insta-famous doctor @doctor.mike and discuss how to lose 3 pounds, the truth behind Netflix documentaries about diets and health, and Movember. We also answer Dear Betch questions about a girl who refuses to go out because it messes up her diet, and when to tell a guy you're dating about an STD. And the usual games.

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#58 How Much Sex Should I Be Having In My Relationship? Nov 01, 2017

On this week’s Betch Slapped, Jordana and Sami talk about whether or not Kim Kardashian’s Halloween costume was cultural appropriation and the Kevin Spacey pedophilia scandal. They answer questions from a listener wondering how important sex should be in a relationship and another who wonders if she should see a guy who has a girlfriend. They play games about sharing information on social media and a would your rather about being a millionaire.

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#57 My Messy Roommate Is Driving Me Crazy w/ Ryan Serhant Oct 25, 2017

Aleen and Sami host Ryan Serhant from Million Dollar Listing. We talk about how much we love real estate porn, Ryan's experience as the world's most greatest hand model, and where we should buy an apartment. A Dear Betch reader asks how to deal with her disgusting roommate, and we do some Would You Rathers (duh)

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#56 How Do I Break My Boyfriend’s Disgusting Habit Oct 18, 2017

This week Jordana and Aleen discuss Sansa Stark’s engagement to Joe Jonas, the ethics of puppy mills and breeders, and a company that’s making condoms in 60 different sizes. They answer questions from a reader who wants to know how to fix her boyfriend’s gross habit and another one debating between attending the wedding of a close friend or a cousin. They play games involving binge drinking, and discuss their thoughts on arbitrary holidays. Send your 'Dear Betches' to slapped@betches.com

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#55 Why Sliding Into DMs Is The New AIM Oct 11, 2017

This week the Betches discuss the death of AIM, The Harvey Weinstein scandal, and the new season of Curb. They answer questions from a listener who is embarrassed about squirting and another listener who wonders if she should keep speaking to a guy that doesn’t want a relationship with her. They play shoot fuck marry, would you rather, and discuss their thoughts on weddings over holiday weekends

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#54 Guns, Porn, And Wedding Etiquette Oct 04, 2017

In the wake of the Vegas shooting, we talk about our expert opinions on gun control, American society as a whole, Playboy and Hugh Hefner. Then we answered a question from a listener who wasn't clear on proper wedding invitation etiquette. And GAMES Sponsored by: Sustain (Code: BETCHESPOD) Send your 'Dear Betch' questions to slapped@betches.com

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#53 WTF Is Ariel Winter Wearing Now? Sep 27, 2017

We talk about Ariel Winters outfits (duh), Kylie Jenner’s upcoming child and Trump bashing the NFl. Advice is about how to ask for a full time job and how to deal with a Bumble date gone wrong. And we play games as usual

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#52 Open Relationships Are Fake News Sep 20, 2017

Topics include the Laci Peterson documentary and our love for true crime, and a little bit about the Emmys. We respond to reader feedback on open relationships, and give advice on ghosting a friend and demoting a maid of honor. And a sh*t ton of Would You Rathers Sponsored By: Framebridge.com (Code: Betches) Send your 'Dear Betch' questions to slapped@betches.com

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#51 How To Get Out Of Making Someone Your Bridesmaid Sep 13, 2017

The Betches discuss the season finale of Insecure and Kim Kardashian’s surrogate. They answer questions from future brides wondering about bridesmaid etiquette and play games involving the tradeoff of being smart vs being fun Sponsored by: Sustain (Code: BETCHESPOD) Send your 'Dear Betch' questions to slapped@betches.com

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#50 When You’re In A Relationship With Your Boyfriend And His Mom Sep 06, 2017

The Betches discuss a reader’s story about rejecting an offer to be a bridesmaid. They discuss the show Insecure and answer emails from a listener whose boyfriend’s close relationship with his mother is causing problems in her relationship. They play Would You Rather games involving the bathroom Send your 'Dear Betch' questions to slapped@betches.com

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#49 Should I Dump My Immature Boyfriend? Aug 30, 2017

We talk about Game Of Thrones season finale, Insecure, and answer listeners questions about picking bridesmaids and breaking up with your immature boyfriend

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#48 We Could Totally Party With The White Walkers Aug 23, 2017

The Betches talk about the overrated solar eclipse and a Game of Thrones update, and answer a reader's question about if it's okay to drop a friend who you don't like after college if all your other friends still like her. Then we play games, f*cking duh Sponsored By: Framebridge.com (Code: Betches)

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#47 Do Long Distance Relationships Ever Work? Aug 16, 2017

The Betches discuss the Charlottesville rallies, the Taylor Swift sexual assault case, and Leonardo DiCaprio’s proclivity towards young models. They answer letters from listeners struggling with long distance relationships and a bride who wants to minimize drama at her wedding. They Would You Rather’s regarding adoption and Shoot Fuck Marry about Kardashians and Mean Girls.

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#46 The Ultimate Guide To A Mans Brain w/ Jared Freid Aug 09, 2017

On this episode guest starring Jared Freid, we talk about how single people need passions, The Bachelorette finale, why girls get engaged just to get engaged, and answer a question from a listener in a five year relationship who’s boyfriend doesn’t want to have kids. Should she break up with him? Email your Dear Betch questions to slapped@betches.com

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#45 The Men Tell Nothing Aug 02, 2017

The Betches discuss the ‘Men Tell All’ on the bachelor & the Anthony Scaramucci situation. Dear Betches include having an emotionally abusive boss and whether you should tell your friend if her husband is cheating on her. We also played games, fucking duh

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#44 Is Peter A F*ck Boi Jul 26, 2017

This week on Betch Slapped, the girls discuss the Bachelorette, Game of Thrones and Michael Kors. We answer listeners questions about whether a guy's excuse that he just got over a breakup is a legitimate reason to end things. They play would you rather games and give their thoughts on piercing babies' ears. Sponsored by: Framebridge (Promo Code: Betches)

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#43 Who Would You Rather Murder? w/ Johnny Bananas & Jenna Compono from The Challenge Jul 19, 2017

This week on Betch Slapped, the Betches are joined by Johnny Bananas and Jenna Compono of this season of MTV's The Challenge. They talk about the ups and downs of being on reality TV, Jenna's Challenge relationships and Johnny's betrayal of Sarah. The Betches answer questions from a listener who wonders if she should move in with or dump her long distance boyfriend. Finally, Challenge cast members play would you rather and Shoot Fuck Marry using people they were on the show with.

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#42 HAHA You Smell Like Sh*t Jul 12, 2017

This week the Betches discuss this weeks Bachlorette ep, the ongoing Blac Chyna & Rob Kardashian feud, answer questions from a listener about if she should confront her boss about an annoying habit and play ‘Shoot, BFF, Party’ with the Trump family Send you questions for 'Dear Betch' to slapped@betches.com

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#41 Snapchat Isn’t A Way To Start A Relationship Jul 05, 2017

This week the Betches talk about the Fourth of July, the Kanye/Jay Z & Rob Kardashian/Blac Chyna feuds, answer questions from a listener who wants to know if it’s ok to hook up with a guy that her friend has a history with and play Would You Rather & Shoot, F*ck, Marry Email your Dear Betch questions to slapped@betches.com

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#40 Is He A F*ckboy? w/ Bravo's Daily Dish Jun 28, 2017

We co-host this episode with the girls from Bravo's Daily Dish Podcast and talk all things reality TV - Kim Kardashian's surrogate, updates on the recent Bachelor scandal, and a plethora of Vanderpump Rules-themed games. Dear Betch letters include questions about a potential fuckboy and potential sexual harassment at work.

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#39 Peeing In Pools Is Cool w/ Brooklyn Decker Jun 20, 2017

In this weeks podcast our guest is actress & model Brooklyn Decker. We talk about Beyonce's twins, answer dating questions about if guy friends are real and if you should get back with an ex. We also answer some hypotheticals about hoarding and the taboo phenomenon of peeing in a pool & play “Party, Be BFF or Kill" with Kim K, Kendall & Kylie

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#38 Bachelor In Paradise Is Spring Break For Fame Whores Jun 14, 2017

Topics include the Bachelor In Paradise assault scandal & what it means to have consensual sex. Dear Betches are about a girl who has to choose between her dream job and her dream boyfriend and a girl who is cheating on her boyfriend with an old man

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#37 How To Get Rid Of Your Roommate w/ Emily Warren Jun 07, 2017

#37 How To Get Rid Of Your Roommate w/ Emily Warren by Betches Media

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#36 The Dating App That Gets You A Boyfriend May 31, 2017

This amazing episode features special guest Jared Freid to discuss the new Bachelorette season, which dating apps are good for actually finding a boyfriend, and guys' obsession with The Rock. Dear Betch submission talks about a girl with a crush on her coworker who she thinks leads her on but won't make a move.

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#35 Would You Rather Be Friends With Katy Perry or Taylor Swift? May 24, 2017

The Betches discuss the Bachelorette premiere, the Katy vs Taylor feud and the amazing true crime doc we’ve been watching lately dear Betches are a girl who has a crush on her best friend and a girl who got ghosted in a tinder relationship. Games include what are your thoughts on Miley Cyrus.

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#34 Weddings Are So Cliche May 17, 2017

We talk about Bachelor Ben & Lauren’s break up and how much we love the upcoming Bachelorette, Rachel Lindsay. We discuss a reader response to our Bill O’Reilly discussion and give a male listener advice on how to not be a fuckboi. We also give our thoughts on extravagant weddings

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#33 Can You Be In Love With Two People At The Same Time? May 10, 2017

We talk about the Ponzi scheme that is Fyre Festival, Nicki Minaj paying everyone's college bills, and how we hated two new popular shows on Netflix. We answer a Dear Betch on how to make a career for yourself (not as an investigatory journalist), and play What Are Your Thoughts on...Polyamory edition. (And more) Send your questions for 'Dear Betch' to slapped@betches.com

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#32 No Emotional Masturbating May 03, 2017

This week the Betches discuss the Fyre Festival disaster and The Handmaid's Tale. They answer questions from a listener who has never been kissed and another one who's worried her boyfriend is too serious for her. They debut their new game "What Are Your Thoughts On", and play Would You Rather and Shoot F*ck Marry. Today's episode is sponsored by Framebridge (Framebridge.com CODE: BETCHES) Send your questions for 'Dear Betch' to slapped@betches.com

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#31 Relationships Are 90% Timing Apr 26, 2017

The Betches discuss Chris Soules recent arrest and Bill O’Reilly's $25 million bullsh*t payout. They answer a Dear Betch about defining the relationship too soon and play some really challenging Would You Rather's and Shoot, F*ck, Marry's.

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#30 There's No Filters In Real Life Apr 19, 2017

In this amazing episode we discuss behind the scenes bullsh*t of Coachella, the Girls and Vanderpump Rules finales, and we give advice about receiving unsolicited dick pics and asking for a raise at your internship.

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#29 Cracked Out Chris Harrison Apr 12, 2017

The Betches discuss the United flight drama, Kylie's new show and 2017 Coachella fashion with Cosmopolitan Accessories Editor Nicole Fineo. They give advice to a listener about how to have the exclusivity talk and debate whether if you'd still date a guy if he was perfect in every way except that he spoke in email sign off phrases.

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#28 Social Media Is A Big Little Lie Apr 05, 2017

Is this special tv dominated episode the Betches talk about the Vanderpump Rules reunion, the Big Little Lies finale, this weeks episode of Girls, and answer questions about being a virgin in college & asking your company about moving costs

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#27 Alec Baldwin For $500 Mar 29, 2017

The Betches discuss the finale of Vanderpump Rules (of course). Dear Betches give advice on what to do when two girls who hooked up with the same guy are on a bachelorette together, and what to do when your coworkers are all friends and you're not. Games are all part of Would You Rather: traveling edition, aka what sh*tty traveling conditions would you prefer over others?

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#26 Elephant In The Room: Tom Schwartz’s Brothers Mar 22, 2017

The Betches discuss Vanderpump Rules, competitive endurance tickling, and the THINX sexual harassment scandal. They give advice to a listener wanting revenge on a guy that ghosted her. They discuss which reality star they’d want to be stranded with and play ‘would you rather.' Send your questions for 'Dear Betch' to slapped@betches.com

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#25 Networking: Worse Than Dating Mar 15, 2017

The Betches talk about The Bachelor finale , their absurd trip to SXSW, answer advice about dating a guy you’re not that attracted to and what to do when your boyfriend is super stressed out and not giving you enough attention Today's episode is sponsored by Parachute. Go to parachutehome.com/betches to get free shipping and returns on bedding & Framebridge (Framebridge.com CODE: BETCHES) Send your questions for 'Dear Betch' to slapped@betches.com

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#24 Instagram Is Fake News Mar 08, 2017

In this episode the Betches discuss the fantasy suite Bachelor episode, International Women's day, WTF they're gonna do at SXSW, and more. Audience submitted advice questions are about a girl who needs to come out as a lesbian to her friends, and a long distance messaging relationship. Today's episode is sponsored by Parachute. Go to parachutehome.com/betches to get free shipping and returns on bedding

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#23 You Don’t Deserve A Wedding Hashtag w/ Evan Krumholz Mar 01, 2017

This week the Betches are joined by Evan Krumholz. They discuss the Oscars best picture confusion, A Kay Jewelry sexual harassment lawsuit, and the Bachelor. A listeners questions about men's fashion and the nature of cheating are answered and the Betches play the game 'Would You Rather.' Send your questions for 'Dear Betch' to slapped@betches.com

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#22 Did You Guys Know Rachel Is Black? w/ Liz Plank Feb 22, 2017

The Betches talk about political correctness, trolls in Trumpmerica, and the general emotional shortcomings of guys. Three games including: would you rather have every breakup be nationally televised or every inappropriate comment you've ever made be nationally televised?

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#21 Are You Rich Or Boughie? w/ Stassi Schroeder Feb 15, 2017

This v special episode featured Stassi Schroeder of Vanderpump Rules. We discuss behind the scenes of the show and the Pump Rules cast, debate the definition of "boughie" and answer the Dear Betch of a girl who has a 7 year flirtation with her "guy friend" -- which by the way, are guy friends even real?

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#20 The Justin Spesh Feb 08, 2017

On this week's Betch Slapped The Betches discuss Nick's breakdown, Kristina's story, and Corinne on the Bachelor. They also give their predictions for the upcoming Grammys. Advice is given to a girl whose friends are all single and another girl who isn't sure if her boyfriend is cheating. The girls discuss the differences between Justin Trudeau and Justin Theroux and play Would You Rather with dating hypotheticals.

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#19 Is The Bachelor Getting Boring? Feb 01, 2017

In this week's episode we discuss whether or not The Bachelor may actually have become boring, if it's all Nick Viall's fault, and what we would do if we had an unlimited amount of money. Dear Betch submissions are both dating-related, and we have a game segment, f*cking duh.

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#18 Courtney Robertson Or Donald Trump Jan 25, 2017

The Betches discuss their experience at the women's march, President Trump, and how reality TV and the news are basically the same thing now. Dear Betch submissions are about dating your friend's boss and what to do when your boss hasn't given you a raise in 3 years. Games are Would You Rather and "guess which hometown the cast of Vanderpump Rules are from."

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#17 Most Dramatic Orgasm Ever Jan 18, 2017

This week on Betch Slapped, the Betches discuss the latest episodes of The Bachelor and Vanderpump Rules. They give advice to a listener struggling with her over critical mother and another who no longer wants to be the office gossip. The Betches imagine life being sister wives and play shoot f*ck marry with various TV hosts including Chris B. Harrison.

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#16 Murder & Blowouts Jan 11, 2017

Today's episode recaps Corinne's sluttiness on The Bachelor and we play (and lose) a game called "guess what past Bachelor contestants' careers were," amongst other newsworthy discussions. Dear Betch questions are about how direct to be with a guy early in dating, and about asking for a raise after your boss dicks you around.

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#15 Let's Talk About Smart Things w/ Olivia Caridi Jan 04, 2017

This special edition of Betch Slapped featured former Bachelor contestant Olivia Caridi. We discuss Nick Viall's season premiere, the new group of bachelorettes, the behind the scenes of filming, and what it's like to be turned into the season's villain

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#14 Floppy Disc™ Is The New Whisky Dick Dec 28, 2016

This week's podcast featured our favorite male guest, Jared Freid. We discuss the upcoming Bachelor season, the death of George Michael/2016 and the pitfalls of dating a Long Island Jewish girl. Dear Betch submission asks about breaking off a long term relationship where the guy is a cheater.

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#13 Isn't Charlotte York Just The Absolute Worst? Dec 21, 2016

In this episode the Betches discuss Rob and Chyna's baby drama, and this week's reality TV update. Dear Betch responses are career advice on how to know if your side hustle should become your main hustle, and if you should ever reveal to your boyfriend that you've faked an orgasm. Game rounds are Shoot F*ck Marry: Love Actually and Sex and the City edition.

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#12 How Am I Supposed To DJ On This Island!? Dec 14, 2016

The Betches discuss Kanye West and Donald Trump's meeting, the latest reality TV drama. We read Dear Betches asking for career advice, and impart of words wisdom on how to ask for a raise. Games were Shoot F*ck Marry: Sociopath Edition, and Would You Rather. YAY.

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#11 Imagine If Rob Kardashian Was A V.S. Angel Dec 07, 2016

The Betches talk about the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, the Hadid sisters, and seeing Leo DiCaprio at the VSFS after party. Dear Betch advice topis are how to deal with gender discrimination at work, and if you should ask a guy out at the gym

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#10 Slay Your Pay Nov 30, 2016

In this episode the Betches discuss Kanye's mental health situation, our new campaign with Soap & Glory to raise awareness and close the wage gap, and the Olsen twins relationship status. The Dear Betch questions request career and commitment advice, and in our Verbal Smackdown round we debate whether or not Rory Gilmore is a betch.

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#9 Jax, Tom, or Tom w/ Girl With No Job Nov 23, 2016

Girl With No Job guests hosts with the Betches, where they discuss the scandals of Vanderpump Rules, Kanye West's mental health, and whether or not finding a rat sewn inside your dress from Zara is worth a million dollar settlement. Our Dear Betch topics include whether a girl should break up with a guy she's bored of, and if it's okay to reject someone because of their job.

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#8 The Future Is Still Female Nov 16, 2016

The Betches discuss the election, the world post-Trump presidency, and our new campaign #TheFutureIsSTILLFemale. The Dear Betch segment offers advice for how to deal with guys who are "friends," when you're into them or they're into you.

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#7 All Signs Point To Gay Nov 09, 2016

In this Election Day edition, the Betches talk about their ridic experiences at the polling place, and play election day editions of Shoot Fuck Marry and Would You Rather. The Dear Betch submissions discuss a guy who's just not that into you, and a guy who's maybe gay. And also discuss Robert Durst's latest murder charge and Sheana from Vanderpump Rules' husband's disappearance.

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#6 How To Get Out Of Being A Bridesmaid Nov 02, 2016

In this episode the Betches discuss the etiquette of rejecting an invitation to be a bridesmaid and whether serial monogamy is a red flag for a guy. They also play the British edition of Shoot Fuck Marry and a controversial Would You Rather.

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#5 New Sex Trumps Old Sex Oct 26, 2016

On this week’s episode of Betch Slapped, The Betches are joined by comedian Jared Freid of The JTrain Podcast and discuss what to do when a guy doesn’t answer your texts, setting standards with with bros you’re hooking up with, and live streaming giving birth. Yeah we went there. We also play our fave game “Would You Rather” about betches obsessed with social media.

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#4 If You Don't Know Who The Dud Is, It's Probably You Oct 19, 2016

On this week's episode, The Betches talk about Jordan and Jojo's televised bachelor wedding, King Cairo's Ferrari themed birthday party, WTF is a towd, and their biggest pet peeves. We give advise to a girl ghosted on Hinge and discuss which bachelor contestants we'd like to shoot, fu**, and marry

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#3 Why "Locker Room Talk" is BS Oct 12, 2016

The Betches discuss Drake and Rihanna's break up and "locker room talk" in the second presidential debate. They also advise a reader about how to handle a psycho, clingy roommate and discuss which absurd Americans they'd rather have as their president.

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#2 How To Tell If You’re A F**kgirl Oct 05, 2016

In our second episode, The Betches discuss the definition of a f**kgirl and f**ckboy, the vice presidential debate (snoozefest!), Kim Kardashian’s robbery, and the new Google phone. We also answer a Dear Betch about dating app text etiquette.

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#1 A Baby Shower Without A Mom Is Just A Party Sep 28, 2016

In our debut podcast we discuss the Kardashian baby shower drama, the presidential debate, Vogue's editors throwing shade at fashion bloggers, and Brangelina's divorce. We also introduce a live Dear Betch reading about bros' Facebook profile red flags, and have our own debate about which types of reality shows are the worst

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