Berner Phone

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Berner Phone #13: Random Life Advice Nov 02, 2023

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For the first time, we are taking life advice questions from the little dialers and we'll see where it takes us. This week we're discussing how we can learn to say no, long distance relationships, and confusing situationships.

Berner Phone #12: More Dumb Etiquette and Traditions Oct 26, 2023

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The phonies are fed up with office small talk, mommy influencers, and wedding traditions. Plus, Hannah's mom makes an appearance on the pod.

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Berner Phone #11: Dumb Etiquette and Traditions Oct 19, 2023

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We are all eating cold food, holding doors, and asking permission to get married in the name of etiquette and tradition. The little dialers have had enough and so have we.

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Berner Phone #10: Your Unorthodox Kinks Oct 12, 2023

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From armpits to toilets to breeding, no kink is left unturned in this new episode of Berner Phone!

Berner Phone #9: Your Most Petty Moments Oct 04, 2023

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The little dialers have committed some petty acts against exes, coworkers, neighbors, siblings, and spouses. Hannah and Des are here to justify your most petty moments.

Berner Phone #8: Your Best Relationship Advice Ever Sep 27, 2023

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Hannah and Des finally discuss love. They asked the little dialers about the best advice they ever received when it comes to having a successful relationship.

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Berner Phone #7: Dialer's Dilemmas Sep 20, 2023

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This week we're listening to your biggest dilemmas. Someone's boyfriend is a secret submissive, we share our opinions on losing weight for a wedding, and contemplate dating as a stripper.

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Berner Phone #6: Your Guiltiest Pleasures Sep 13, 2023

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This week the little dialers get some of the guiltiest pleasures off their chest. From chef boyardee to situationships and anal itching, we're here to make you feel a little less guilty.

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Berner Phone #5: The Best Life Advice You Ever Got Sep 06, 2023

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This week we asked our little dialers to give us the best life advice they've ever gotten! Some knowledge dropped about jealousy, performance pressure, caring too much about what people think, and marriage advice about ball sucking!

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