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Berner Phone #53: The Best Excuses Aug 14, 2024

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What if we all stopped trying to make excuses and just said no? The moral of today's episode is "if it's not a fuck yes it's a no".

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Berner Phone #52: Pets Gone Wild Aug 05, 2024

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Pets are the glue that hold our lives and our mental sanity together. But they have minds of their own and despite what we may think, they don't always listen to us. This week the dialers are sharing some wild pet stories. Some left us laughing and some left us cringing.

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Berner Phone #51: Minor Disasters Jul 29, 2024

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The dialers are sharing the minor things that feel like a complete disaster. From incorrect food orders to stubbing your toe - days are being ruined nationwide.

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Berner Phone #50: Solving Your Dial-emmas Jul 23, 2024

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We're back with another unprofessional advice epsiode. Becasue it's so much more fun to help other people with their problems than trying to solve your own. The dialers are navigating wedding stress, awkward family situations, and dating dilemmas.

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Berner Phone #49: Bad Drivers Jul 14, 2024

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Nothing ruins your peaceful drive like a bad driver. Hannah doesn't have a driver's license but don't worry she still has plenty of opinons. This was a cathartic episode for Des who claims he doesn't have road rage.

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Berner Phone #48: When Bad Things Are Good Jul 08, 2024

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Things don't always work out the way we planned but often it turns out for the best. Whether it's crazy ex boyfriends or crushed dreams of winning Wimbledon, life has a way of working out.

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Berner Phone #47: Best Song Lyrics Ever Jun 30, 2024

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We're going through the dialer's favorite song lyrics and there are even some impromptu performances. We learned Hannnah likes music that makes her want to punch a wall and Des likes music that makes him tear up.

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Berner Phone #46: Hannah's Next Special Jun 23, 2024

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Hannah and Des are both in the process of writing a new hour of stand up. The dialers are helping to spark some creativity and inspiration. Are Irish men sexy and what do we think of therapy? And for the first time ever, someone wants Hannah to talk more about tennis.

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Berner Phone #45: Best Flirting Strategies Jun 15, 2024

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Hannah, Des, and the dialers are recalling their best and worst attempts at flirting. We discuss whether guys actually enjoy negging and drop one of the most unique DM slides we've ever heard.

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Berner Phone #44: Movies You Need To Watch Jun 08, 2024

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Grab your popcorn. The dialers called in with their favorite old movies and Hannah tried to explain the cultural impact of Mean Girls.

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