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Berner Phone — Comedy
Berner Phone

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer’s contributions. Keep an eye out on Des’s Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it’s pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions Des and his comedian friends are dialed in.

Dial in to the Berner Phone Hotline
(917) 512-1758 or WhatsApp +1 (646) 423-7020 for the international dialers

Copyright: © Hannah Berner

Latest Episodes:

Your Prompt Suggestions Oct 05, 2026

Show notes

Des reacts to your prompt suggestions. Next week we're doing HAPPY ACCIDENTS - what was a moment in your life that changed everything for you, butterfly effect style?

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

X: https://x.com/desbishop

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com

Workplace Annoyances Sep 28, 2026

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Des reacts to what's bugging you at work this week.

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

X: https://x.com/desbishop

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com

Religious Trauma Sep 21, 2026

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This week, Des reacts to your religious trauma and gives a history lesson on the Irish famine.

NEXT WEEK'S PROMPT: WHAT/WHO IS BUGGING YOU AT WORK?

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

X: https://x.com/desbishop

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com

Childhood Neglect Sep 14, 2026

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This week, Des decides whether or not the Dialers were neglected as children.

NEXT WEEK'S PROMPT: RELIGIOUS TRAUMA / GOING TO YOUR RELIGIOUS FRIEND'S HOUSE

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

X: https://x.com/desbishop

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com

Celebrity Rumors and High School Incidents Sep 07, 2026

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Des revisits some classic celebrity rumors and reacts to "the incidents" at your high schools.

NEXT WEEK'S PROMPT: RELIGIOUS TRAUMA & MORE CELEB RUMORS!

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

X: https://x.com/desbishop

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com

Wedding Traditions That Need to End (with Kelsey Cook) Aug 31, 2026

Show notes

Des is joined by guest and newlywed Kelsey Cook to discuss wedding traditions that need to end.

Watch Kelsey's new special HAPPY HOUR on Netflix!

FOLLOW KELSEY:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/kelseycook/tour

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kelseycookcomedy/

Pretend Problems Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/pretend-problems/id1717496693

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

X: https://x.com/desbishop

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com

Ghost Stories Aug 24, 2026

Show notes

This week, Des the non-believer reacts to your ghost stories. Give us some prompt suggestions in the comments!

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

X: https://x.com/desbishop

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com

Book Club Bonus: Yesteryear by Caro Claire Burke Aug 21, 2026

Show notes

It's finally here - the Yesteryear episode. What book should we read next? Let us know in the comments!

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

X: https://x.com/desbishop

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com

What's Bugging You? Aug 17, 2026

Show notes

Today, Des reacts to what's bugging the Dialers, plus some leftover call-ins from the past couple weeks.

NEXT WEEK'S PROMPT: GHOST STORIES!

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

X: https://x.com/desbishop

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com

Things You Thought Every Family Did Aug 10, 2026

Show notes

This week, Des reacts to the weird things your families did that you thought were completely normal until you found out not everyone's family did them.

Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

FOLLOW DES:

Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

X: https://x.com/desbishop

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com

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