Beardless, D*ckless Me

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The Long Halloween Sep 19, 2024

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Kevin and Harley cavort through the calendar and Passion or Ration all of the holidays. Plus: Harley’s selling her clothes!

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The 4:30 Movie is Now in Theaters! Sep 12, 2024

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Harley passes on a leading role in Kevin’s new movie. A Dad and Daughter discuss Mental Health. And the debut of Passion or Ration.

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About, Above, Across Sep 12, 2024

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Kevin tells Harley about a dead Hollywood man who became a live Oklahoma boy. Matriarch Momily can still recite her prepositions.

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“In a time when a woman could only be a man…” Sep 12, 2024

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Kevin and Harley try to write either a one hour drama for the Christian Broadcasting Network or a half hour sitcom for Netflix.

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Cookie Puss Sep 12, 2024

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Harley’s taste test triggers a Disney deep-dive. Plus: Matriarch Momily’s Marijuana Midnight Madness!

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“GIVE ME BACK MY NAME, WOMAN!” Sep 12, 2024

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Kevin and Harley are in hot pursuit of the Trivial 90’s. And John Proctor climbs out of his crucible.

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Embouchure Sep 12, 2024

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Harley gets caught in a mosh and Kevin has a Dad-level existential crisis. Harley goes geeky for a Disney Vlogger while Kevin tries to come up with a name for the band.

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Tom Waits for No Man Sep 12, 2024

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Harley gets a haircut and the internet has thoughts. Kevin becomes the King of the Elves while Harley won’t kill an undead Austin. Plus: a REAL review of Jen’s stew.

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You Can Count on Momily Sep 12, 2024

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Matriarch Momily gets her heart re-started. Kevin reveals talk show secrets. Harley is haunted by the Bermuda Triangle and agog over Satan’s secret origin.

Plus: The Infant of Prague vs The Children of Fatima!

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We Are, All of Us, Lucky Sep 12, 2024

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Lucky chases balls like Harley and Kevin chase relevancy. Harley is obsessed with the Disney vlogging community. Would You Work as a Face Character at the Magic Kingdom? And voicing Harley Quinn’s kitties for fun and profit!.

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