Ballot with Patrick Gutfield - Where Politics Meets Pop Culture

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TROPHY FUMBLE! JD Vance DESTROYS National Championship Prize as Trump Sends WARSHIPS to Iran & SLAMS Zelensky Apr 16, 2025

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Patrick Gutfield roasts Vice President JD Vance's fumble of the fifty-pound College Football trophy, Trump's power move sending two aircraft carriers to Iran nuclear talks, and the president's shocking blame of Zelensky for "millions dead" in Ukraine. Plus, Boeing's latest crisis - airplane bathroom doors trapping passengers at thirty thousand feet! Gutfield delivers the news with a sharp wit that cuts through political absurdity faster than Vance dropped that trophy!
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Katy Perry puts the Ass in Astronaut! Plus Why Gretchen Whitmer is hiding her face! Apr 15, 2025

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Patrick Gutfield delivers the HOTTEST political stories with his signature snark! President Trump IGNORES Cheryl Hines at UFC, and demands CBS lose its license in a twenty billion dollar revenge lawsuit. Plus, Governor Whitmer HIDES behind folders during an ambush Oval Office appearance, and aty Perry and friends put the "ASS in astronaut" with designer spacesuits on Blue Origin's historic all-female mission!
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Trump's War on Water Pressure - Make Shower's Great Again! Apr 14, 2025

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Patrick Gutfield tackles Trump's attack on shower regulations while defending his "beautiful hair," Colonel Meyers' firing after contradicting JD Vance in Greenland, and the Space Force's new mini satellite jammer (perfect for the militarized soccer mom). Plus, the mysterious case of nearly two hundred vanishing Colorado cows that has the governor hunting "cattle rustlers," and we correct our JetBlue "First Class" mix-up.
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Tariffs, Investigations, and a Not-So-Pink Moon" Apr 11, 2025

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The latest episode where Patrick Gutfield takes aim at the political circus surrounding Trump's tariff reversal as Democrats call for insider trading investigations. Plus, YouTube star Mr. Beast challenges the economics of "America First" tariffs, and a breakdown of this weekend's misleadingly-named "pink micromoon" that promises to be slightly less impressive than advertised. Cutting commentary on Wall Street's armchair psychology, political pearl-clutching, and celestial non-events that somehow still make headlines.
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Trump Heads to Walter Reed: Does the Presidential Scale Add 2 Inches and subtract 50 pounds? Apr 10, 2025

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Patrick Gutfield delivers hilarious commentary on President Trump's upcoming Walter Reed physical. From Truth Social announcements to imaginary presidential scales that magically add height and subtract weight, Gutfield explores the funny side of White House health checks. Watch Gutfield's take on what Trump's "never felt better" really means and why presidential medical exams might be different from yours.
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Joe Rogan, Dave Portnoy and Ben Shapiro TURNING on Trump? | Luxury Handbags and DEPORTATION APPS in America's New Tariff Nightmare Apr 09, 2025

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Patrick Gutfield breaks down how Joe Rogan and Trump's biggest podcast allies Dave Portony and Ben Shapiro are jumping ship as tariffs CRUSH the economy! Watch Wall Street MELTDOWN while Chanel and Gucci executives panic over their six-thousand-dollar bags. Plus: The government's new nine hundred ninety-eight dollar daily immigrant fine that has everyone talking! Even Elon Musk calls Trump's advisers "dumber than a sack of bricks" in this episode more EXPLOSIVE than anything on The Joe Rogan Experience!
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Trump TANKS Economy While Resurrecting EXTINCT Predators! Military Parade Plans REVEALED! Apr 08, 2025

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Patrick Gutfield delivers explosive commentary on this week's most outrageous political stories! Listen as he exposes Trump's contradictory market crash statements, reveals the REAL reason behind his multimillion-dollar military parade plans, and takes you inside the secret facility where scientists have brought terrifying dire wolves back from extinction! Corporate elites are jumping ship as tariffs devastate Wall Street - find out which billionaires are panicking! Plus, exclusive details on the prehistoric predators now living at an undisclosed location that could change our ecosystem forever. You won't believe what happens next in this can't-miss episode that has Washington insiders and scientists alike talking!
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Canadians BOYCOTT America as 97-Year-Old Virgin Tortoise FINALLY Gets Lucky! Apr 07, 2025

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Patrick Gutfield exposes the TRUTH about Canada's tourist rebellion against America and ridiculous penguin tariffs! Plus, a 97-year-old tortoise becomes a mother, priceless Beatles tape found collecting DUST in Vancouver, and Wall Street CRASHES harder than your high school reputation! The late night comedy they don't want you to see, so its a morning podcast instead!
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ROYAL VEGGIE SCANDAL: King Charles' Carrot Performance While Cruz BETRAYS Trump and Obama ATTACKS White House!!! Apr 06, 2025

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Ted Cruz just TURNED on Trump over tariffs that could cost Americans THOUSANDS! Meanwhile, Obama emerges from retirement with a SCATHING critique that has Sean Hannity FUMING! And you won't BELIEVE what King Charles is doing with vegetables at Buckingham Palace while Birmingham DROWNS in garbage and RATS are literally ATTACKING citizens! Patrick Gutfield breaks down the SHOCKING political betrayals and BIZARRE royal behavior that the mainstream media doesn't want you to hear! DOWNLOAD NOW before this episode gets BANNED!
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COMMANDER-IN-GOLF: Trump ABANDONS Fallen Heroes While Market CRASHES and Americans Swap EGGS for POTATOES This Apr 05, 2025

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OUTRAGEOUS! Trump SKIPS honoring fallen troops to play golf with SAUDI BILLIONAIRES while Wall Street CRASHES and BURNS! The world's richest people just lost SEVENTY-FOUR BILLION DOLLARS in ONE DAY and Americans are now FORCED to use POTATOES for Easter because eggs cost TOO MUCH! Patrick Gutfield exposes how the President who once ATTACKED Biden for checking his watch at a military ceremony couldn't even be BOTHERED to show up AT ALL! Meanwhile, Musk, Bezos, and Zuckerberg are HEMORRHAGING money faster than you can say "ECONOMIC COLLAPSE!" This is the episode they DON'T want you to hear!
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