Ask Mom & Spawn

Latest Episodes:

#2: CJM Wants to Hear Your Quarantine Dating Stories! Plus, Baby Smurf is Kicking Non-Stop, Getting Bigger, And Eating EVERYTHING in Sight Sep 17, 2020

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In this week's episode, CJM asks viewers to DM her about their quarantine dating stories. Plus, she's ready to set you up! Plus, Kate is getting bigger and bigger ... and eating everything in sight. Also, advice on birthday expectations, speaking Yiddish, and placenta previa.

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#1: Baby Smurf Was Trying to Tell Us Something. Plus, Heartburn, Baby Sign Language, and the Fears of Motherhood Sep 03, 2020

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In this week's episode, we finally understand why Kate's butt is dying everything blue. Plus, we learn her fears about motherhood and why she needs to drink oat milk (hint: It's uncontrollable heartburn). Also, did you know there is such thing as baby sign language? The ladies also give advice on getting over heartbreak and standing up to your judgmental mother.

Are you registered to vote? One of the ways to make a difference is to vote. Get registered here: vote.org!

#22: Rage Pregnancy Hunger, Curls, and Baby CPR. Plus, Is New York Dead? Aug 27, 2020

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In this week's episode, Kate gets a lot of love for her natural curls. Plus, Kim and the viewers nag Kate about taking her pregnancy classes ESPECIALLY baby CPR. The ladies also give advice on taking things slow with your "man-friend," pregnancy, and discuss how involved the baby will be on social media.

Are you registered to vote? One of the ways to make a difference is to vote. Get registered here: vote.org!

#21: Kate Gives CJM Much Needed Tech Support. Plus, The Perks of Plastic Surgery, Weird Pregnancy Dreams, and More! Aug 20, 2020

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In this week's episode, Kate teaches Kim a thing or two about screenshotting, offering tech support. Plus, weird pregnancy dreams, the perks of plastic surgery and what botox really does. Plus, should the ladies change their podcast name to something involving Kate's pregnancy? Like "Ask Mom and Spawn and Fetus?"

With the rise of anti-semitic attacks on the Jewish community, it's best to be aware of how you can help. Go to the Anti-Defamation League (https://www.adl.org ) for more information.

#20: The New Title of This Podcast is "Ask Kate's Uterus." Plus, Drive by Epidurals & Surviving the Endless Pandemic Aug 16, 2020

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In this week's episode, the ladies rebrand the podcast to "Ask Kate's Uterus!" Plus, they talk about trying to avoid pandemic burnout, their political preferences for the upcoming election, mood swings, pregnancy cravings, and more. Also, Kate wants to be drugged up during her birth — anyone know any drive-by epidurals?

With the rise of anti-semitic attacks on the Jewish community, it's best to be aware of how you can help. Go to the Anti-Defamation League (https://www.adl.org ) for more information.

#19: CJM Continues To Go Pantless And Baby Smurf Is Causing Acid Reflux. Plus Uber Drivers, Kosher meals, and More Aug 06, 2020

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In this week's episode, Baby Smurf is still turning things blue and is also giving Kate acid reflux! Plus, CJM goes pantless once again. And there was actual advice given too. From how to fix a sexless relationship to why you should stop chasing after Uber drivers, the ladies have the advice you need.

With the rise of anti-semitic attacks on the Jewish community, it's best to be aware of how you can help. Go to the Anti-Defamation League (https://www.adl.org ) for more information.

#18: Is Kate's Glow from Pregnancy or the Ring-light? Plus, Period Parties, Zoom Weddings, and More! Jul 30, 2020

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In this week's episode, Kate assures everyone that her "pregnancy glow" is really just a carefully placed ring light. The ladies also give advice on knowing when to get engaged, Zoom weddings, gathering during Covid (which you shouldn't tbh), and more. Plus, wear your fucking masks and maybe keep schools closed?

With the rise of anti-semitic attacks on the Jewish community, it's best to be aware of how you can help. Go to the Anti-Defamation League (https://www.adl.org ) for more information.

#17: REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO GOOD! Plus, Pregnancy Hormones, Mental Health, and More Jul 23, 2020

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In this week's episode, Kate and Kim are reunited once again — and the nagging is increasing. Plus, Kate's pregnancy hormones are putting her a *tad* on edge. Also, the ladies discuss how to stay sane during this time, hazmat suits with vaginal openings, swaddling, ghosting, and more.

Also, we still have a part to play in the fight for racial equality:

Black Lives Matter: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co Save Your Tears: White Women Guide: https://tatianamac.com/posts/save-the-tears/

#16: Baby Smurf Tours of Princeton, the Ladies Fight Over Kate's Pregnancy, & Florida is a Flaming Dumpster Fire Jul 16, 2020

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In this week's episode, Kate and Kim get into a heated argument over Kate's pregnancy woes, as well as talk about how the COVID-19 pandemic is not a hoax so please, wear a fucking mask. Plus, "baby smurf" got a tour of Princeton and Florida is truly a flaming dumpster fire right now.

Also, we still have a part to play in the fight for racial equality:

Black Lives Matter: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co Save Your Tears: White Women Guide: https://tatianamac.com/posts/save-the-tears/

#15: Kate is Blue - BA DA DEE DA DA DAAAA. Plus, No Pants Sundays!! Jul 10, 2020

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In this week's episode, Kim declares that it's a no pants Sunday! Plus, people keep asking Kate why she is sweating blue from her ass cheeks - pregnancy am I right? Plus, wear your masks or else CJM will find you.

Also, we still have a part to play in the fight for racial equality:

Black Lives Matter: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co Save Your Tears: White Women Guide: https://tatianamac.com/posts/save-the-tears/