Ask Mom & Spawn

#2: This Podcast Is Now Called Boomer Hour. Just Kidding, We're Still Dishing Fantastic Advice! Plus, Why Time Is Always The Enemy Jul 22, 2021

The ladies are back this week, and WiFi is still a bit of a struggle. Never fear, poor connection can't get in the way of this duo (okay, maybe it can a little). CJM and Kate go deep on some topics that will have you going "I've been there," like knowing when it's time to get married or get out. Plus, advice about raising teenagers and having upfront conversations.

Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

#1: The First Ever Episode Of Ask Spawn! Just Kidding, CJM Just Has Bad Wifi. Plus, Some Actual Advice Jul 01, 2021

The ladies are back— wait, CJM is cutting in and out. But that's okay, the ladies still cover some great topics this week! Tune in for some great advice about how to get the best price on baby things, having another baby (no, Kate isn't pregnant again, calm down), and insight into Super Jew's first fathers day!

Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

#30: So You Had A First Date? What Does The Second One Mean? CJM And Kate Are Here To Give You All The Answers Jun 17, 2021

The ladies are back this week with some stellar advice! Besides talking about the joys of motherhood and grand motherhood, CJM and Kate talk about what a second date means (hint: it can mean so many things). Plus, Kim uses her real estate expertise to share her advice about when to sell your home and when to rent it out, and Kate discloses the best and worst parts of pregnancy.

Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

#29: Stop The Presses! Baby Max Is In His Track Suit! Plus, Some Actual Advice Jun 04, 2021

The ladies are back this week with some fire advice! Aside from the cuteness of baby Max, CJM and Kate talk about dressing for the job you want, and give some much needed thoughts about how to deal with a quarantine breakup with your live-in partner.

Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

#28: CJM Says "F*** Comes Last, Career Comes First!" Plus, Fresh Versus Boxed Jewish Food, And More Actual Advice! May 20, 2021

The ladies are back this week and they give some fire advice! After the great peanut butter and jelly debate, they give one listener some pointers on how to put yourself and your career first instead of focusing all your energy on dating. Plus, a conversation about Jewish food that will have you craving boxed matzo balls and fresh latkes!

Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

#27: It's Kate's First (And CJM's *Undisclosed Number Of Years* Mother's Day!) May 13, 2021

Happy Mother's Day! This year we're celebrating CJM AND Kate because they're both moms now! Tune in for some advice about how to prepare for becoming a parent (spoiler: you can't), and baby Max's bagel obsession.

Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

#26: CJM Says "Suck It In, Suck It Out!" What Does That Mean? We're Not Sure. Plus, How Long Is Too Long To Be Dating Your S/O Before Getting Married, And The Best NYC Deli! May 06, 2021

The ladies are back once again! This week, we start off HOT with a question about how long to wait before getting married to your significant other. As CJM laments over the longest 5 years of her life AKA the length of time Kate and Superjew waited to get married, Kate gives some tips about the best deli in NYC and more baby Max!

Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

#25: Opening Up Pandora's Vagina With CJM And Kate! Plus, Should You Stay At A Job For The Seniority, Or Take A Newer, Cooler Job? Apr 29, 2021

Kate and Crazy Jewish Mom are back this week with some truly stellar content! First, Kate's vagina comes into question (but what else is new). Don't worry, it's doing great! CJM throws in her two cents about the Prince Harry and Meghan Markle drama, and the two ladies give some awesome advice about college applications and whether to stay or leave your job if your seniority is in question.

Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

#24: CJM And Kate Celebrate Carbsmas (The End Of Passover, Obviously)! Also, First Date Tips, And The Never-Ending Well Of Vomit And Poop That Is Max Apr 08, 2021

In this episode, Crazy Jewish Mom and Kate celebrate the end of passover with BREAD and PIZZA! Plus, advice about dating outside of your religion, baby Max, and first date tips that you won't want to miss!

Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

#23: CJM Wants Organic Cabbage To Put WHERE On Kate's Body? Plus, Postpartum Advice And Pandemic Bucket Lists Mar 25, 2021

The ladies are back and better than ever this week. On this episode, a listener drops a surprising tip for sore breasts that CJM and Kate cannot wait to try out. Hint: it involves cabbage. Plus, how to get over someone by getting under someone (but less gross than that, promise!), and what's on CJM and Kate's pandemic bucket lists.

Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

#22: CJM Declares That There Shall Be NO Penises on Passover (Again)! Plus, How To Find A Decent Person To Date Mar 18, 2021

The ladies are back this week with another Live at 5! This week, Crazy Jewish Mom and Kate talk plans for their potential seder livestream in honor of passover! Plus, advice about how to get over a past love, how to meet a decent person, and of course, more baby Max!

Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

#21: Kate Gives Barf-Laden Advice and CJM Makes Baked Apples! Plus, Ignoring Red Flags and Vaccine Celebrations Mar 11, 2021

The ladies (and Max) are back this week! This week, CJM and Kate talk about making excuses for f**kboys and how to stand up for yourself when dealing with shitty behavior from a significant other. They also celebrate lots of vaccines (yay!), and talk about how one listener reconnected with their high school prom date!

Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

#20: CJM And Kate Make A MATCH ON THE PODCAST (Maybe)! Plus, #Bagelgate And #TexasStrong Feb 25, 2021

The ladies are back this week, and this time they accidentally caused a debate about the superiority of Montreal versus New York bagels. Plus, whether online dating during this pandemic is worth it, CJM's plans for throwing singles only dinner parties post-pandemic, and our thoughts and prayers to those in Texas.

Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

#19: CJM And Kate Celebrate Valentines Day With Stellar Advice! Plus, How To Handle Rejection Like The Badass You Are And #FreeBritney Feb 18, 2021

CJM and Kate are back, and on Valentines day no less! This week, we're talking the #FreeBritney movement, how to celebrate Valentines day with a small baby in quarantine, and how to handle all kinds of rejection with grace and confidence. Plus, more on motherhood, because duh.

Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

#18: Kate Has Urinated All Over The Tri-State Area, But It's Okay Because She Was Pregnant! Plus, Taking Time For Yourself Post-Pregnancy And Cat Shenanigans Feb 11, 2021

The ladies + Max are back this week! Besides some stellar (and as always, unqualified) advice, Kate reminisces on some COVID-friendly dates that she and Jon embarked on. Is it a date if you pee publicly? We think yes. Plus, the what's what on breast pumps, and how many strollers is too many.

Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

#17 CJM Isn't Like Regular Crazy Jewish Mom's, She's...Crazier? Plus, Why All People On Dating Apps Seem Like Trash And How To Boost Your Online Dating Profile Jan 28, 2021

This week, the ladies are back and ready to go with love and relationship advice. Max gives his opinions too (and by that we mean he spits up on Kate a couple times)! CJM gives her opinions on what makes for a good online dating profile, and Kate talks about why all people on dating apps may seem like less-than-great. But hey, you never know who's out there!

Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

#16 Enough About Kate's Vagina, CJM Wants Relationship Questions! Plus, Normalizing Nip Slips And If It's Too Early For Kegels Jan 21, 2021

This week, Kate has a weird stabbing feeling in her vagina? It's probably the stitches. CJM suggests a four-way FaceTime between herself, Kate, Kate's doctor, and Kate's vagina. Does Kate agree? Who knows (spoiler, she does not)! The ladies also give some advice about how to get your resume to stand out in a sea of applicants, behind-the-scenes Star Trek stories, and the wonders of breast pumps.

Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

#15: It's Titty Time!! Plus, the Ladies are Back Together Giving New Parent Advice Jan 07, 2021

In this week's episode, the ladies are back together under the same roof and trying to deal with a crying Max. However, they were still able to give some new parent advice, talk some more about vagina tearing, and also how to deal with the online haters. Also, Max is the cutest baby in the world — no contest.

Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

#14: This Is Now a Breastfeeding Podcast Because Baby Max Is In The House! Plus Vagina Pops, The Delivery Story, and More. Jan 05, 2021

In this special episode, we hear all about Kate's delivery of Max — and how she's set on normalizing vagina tearing. Plus, the ladies discuss vagina ice pops, breastfeeding, leaking milk, pregnancy injuries, and the new emotions of a brand-new mother. Plus, everyone get vaccinated when you can and continue to WEAR YOUR MASKS AND SOCIAL DISTANCE!

Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

#13: Kate Wants Diarrhea So She Can Finally Go Into Labor. Plus, If Your BF Dumps You Because Your "Fat," Thank Your Lucky Stars. Dec 10, 2020

In this week's episode, the ladies give advice on how to get over the boyfriend who dumps you for being "fat" — and why you should be so happy he's no longer in your life. Plus, Kate just wants to go into labor already, how to celebrate your inter-faith holidays, and how to teach children about Hanukkah (Hint: it involves latkes and jelly doughnuts).

Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

#12: Will Kate Have a Hanukkah Baby? Plus, Making Friends, Making Latkes, And Loving Your Pregnancy Body Dec 03, 2020

In this week's episode, the ladies speculate whether the very pregnant Kate will end up having Baby Smurf on one of the days of Hanukkah. Plus, how many menorahs is too many? (Hint: The limit does not exist). Also, can someone send CJM a potato latke care package? The ladies also give advice on making friends, mending sister relationships, and loving your pregnant body.

Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

#11: Happy (Socially-Distanced) Thanksgiving!! Plus, Raising Kids in a City, Vaccines, and Being VERY Pregnant Nov 26, 2020

In this week's episode, the ladies are now isolated from each other as Kate gets ready to give birth to her baby Smurf. That means the ladies are having an isolated, socially-distanced Thanksgiving (as we all should). Be safe everyone, and hope you and your family are doing well.

Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

#10: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRAZYJEWISHMOM! Plus, Post-Pregnancy Can Last Up to 6 Months??!! Nov 19, 2020

In this week's episode, the ladies celebrate Kim's birthday with chocolate cake, singing, and giving advice! Plus, did you know that you can bleed for up to 6 months after giving birth???? Also, Tums is the unofficial sponsor for this podcast now and we are still in a a pandemic so WEAR A MASK AND STAY HOME.

Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

#9: The Ladies Celebrate the Election News. Plus, Kate Gets Her Insides Kicked For Talking Sh*t About Baby Smurf Nov 12, 2020

In this week's episode, the ladies talk about how they celebrated the election results a.k.a CJM danced, rapped, and sang along to "F*ck Donald Trump" — a real classy move but who cares? Plus, the ladies give advice on dumping toxic friends and talk about how miserable pregnancy can be. Plus, Aaron Purr makes an appearance.

Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

#8: Kate Would Be Thrilled if Her Baby's First Words are "F**k." Plus, Don't Have a Relationship Without the Commitment Nov 06, 2020

In this week's episode, the ladies talk about why you shouldn't let a guy treat you like a girlfriend without the girlfriend label. Plus, Kate is so over being pregnant and would be thrilled if her baby's first words included "f**k." Also the best foods on Thanksgiving are actually the sides — not the Turkey.

Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

#7: New York Isn't Dead and Kate Had a Zoom Baby Shower. Plus, What is a Good Alternative to Keying Cars? Oct 29, 2020

In this week's episode, the ladies told everyone about Kate's Zoom baby shower and trying to continue to live life SAFELY! Plus, New York is certainly not dead and Kim will yell at you if you're not wearing a mask. Also, the ladies give advice on dating deal breakers, pregnancy tips, and alternatives to keying someone's car (rotting food anyone?).

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#6: You're Actually Pregnant for 10 Months Because Life Sucks! Plus, Tinder, Second Chances, and Baby Names Oct 22, 2020

In this week's episode, the ladies discuss questions around Tinder and giving someone a second chance at love. Plus, Kate equates pregnancy to a "shitty, horrible snowflake" and she can't wait for baby smurf to get out. Also, did you know that pregnancy is more like 10 months long? WILD.

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#5: "My Womb, My Choice" Kate Says. Plus, Peeing Every 5 Minutes, Going to College, and Moving Internationally for Love Oct 15, 2020

In this week's episode, Kate stands up to her mother, stating "My Womb, My Choice!" Plus, the ladies give advice on moving to another country for love, dating men who didn't go to college (it's all about the ambition ladies!), and more. Plus, why is Kate tired all the time? Pregnancy peeing every five minutes.

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#4: Normalize Bleeding A**holes & Make Your Voting Plan. Plus, If CJM Catches You Without a Mask, Prepare to Die Oct 08, 2020

In this week's episode, Kate tells her fans about how she's so constipated that she's bleeding from her butthole — and that it's time to normalize pregnancy woes. Plus, Kim wants everyone to wear their f**king masks or else. The ladies also urge listeners to make a voting plan and answer questions regarding Sukkah, dealing with anti-social distancing relatives, and making amends.

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#3: Yom Kippur, Burping, Heartburn, and more! Kate is Still Pregnant — and Bumping Into Things ALL THE TIME Oct 01, 2020

In this week's episode, Kate talks about how she doesn't know how much more pregnant she can get because she's already eating everything and bumping into everyone. Plus, it's Yom Kippur! The ladies also want to know about your pandemic dating lives so please indulge them soon.

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#2: CJM Wants to Hear Your Quarantine Dating Stories! Plus, Baby Smurf is Kicking Non-Stop, Getting Bigger, And Eating EVERYTHING in Sight Sep 17, 2020

In this week's episode, CJM asks viewers to DM her about their quarantine dating stories. Plus, she's ready to set you up! Plus, Kate is getting bigger and bigger ... and eating everything in sight. Also, advice on birthday expectations, speaking Yiddish, and placenta previa.

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#1: Baby Smurf Was Trying to Tell Us Something. Plus, Heartburn, Baby Sign Language, and the Fears of Motherhood Sep 03, 2020

In this week's episode, we finally understand why Kate's butt is dying everything blue. Plus, we learn her fears about motherhood and why she needs to drink oat milk (hint: It's uncontrollable heartburn). Also, did you know there is such thing as baby sign language? The ladies also give advice on getting over heartbreak and standing up to your judgmental mother.

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#22: Rage Pregnancy Hunger, Curls, and Baby CPR. Plus, Is New York Dead? Aug 27, 2020

In this week's episode, Kate gets a lot of love for her natural curls. Plus, Kim and the viewers nag Kate about taking her pregnancy classes ESPECIALLY baby CPR. The ladies also give advice on taking things slow with your "man-friend," pregnancy, and discuss how involved the baby will be on social media.

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#21: Kate Gives CJM Much Needed Tech Support. Plus, The Perks of Plastic Surgery, Weird Pregnancy Dreams, and More! Aug 20, 2020

In this week's episode, Kate teaches Kim a thing or two about screenshotting, offering tech support. Plus, weird pregnancy dreams, the perks of plastic surgery and what botox really does. Plus, should the ladies change their podcast name to something involving Kate's pregnancy? Like "Ask Mom and Spawn and Fetus?"

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#20: The New Title of This Podcast is "Ask Kate's Uterus." Plus, Drive by Epidurals & Surviving the Endless Pandemic Aug 16, 2020

In this week's episode, the ladies rebrand the podcast to "Ask Kate's Uterus!" Plus, they talk about trying to avoid pandemic burnout, their political preferences for the upcoming election, mood swings, pregnancy cravings, and more. Also, Kate wants to be drugged up during her birth — anyone know any drive-by epidurals?

With the rise of anti-semitic attacks on the Jewish community, it's best to be aware of how you can help. Go to the Anti-Defamation League (https://www.adl.org ) for more information.

#19: CJM Continues To Go Pantless And Baby Smurf Is Causing Acid Reflux. Plus Uber Drivers, Kosher meals, and More Aug 06, 2020

In this week's episode, Baby Smurf is still turning things blue and is also giving Kate acid reflux! Plus, CJM goes pantless once again. And there was actual advice given too. From how to fix a sexless relationship to why you should stop chasing after Uber drivers, the ladies have the advice you need.

With the rise of anti-semitic attacks on the Jewish community, it's best to be aware of how you can help. Go to the Anti-Defamation League (https://www.adl.org ) for more information.

#18: Is Kate's Glow from Pregnancy or the Ring-light? Plus, Period Parties, Zoom Weddings, and More! Jul 30, 2020

In this week's episode, Kate assures everyone that her "pregnancy glow" is really just a carefully placed ring light. The ladies also give advice on knowing when to get engaged, Zoom weddings, gathering during Covid (which you shouldn't tbh), and more. Plus, wear your fucking masks and maybe keep schools closed?

With the rise of anti-semitic attacks on the Jewish community, it's best to be aware of how you can help. Go to the Anti-Defamation League (https://www.adl.org ) for more information.

#17: REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO GOOD! Plus, Pregnancy Hormones, Mental Health, and More Jul 23, 2020

In this week's episode, Kate and Kim are reunited once again — and the nagging is increasing. Plus, Kate's pregnancy hormones are putting her a *tad* on edge. Also, the ladies discuss how to stay sane during this time, hazmat suits with vaginal openings, swaddling, ghosting, and more.

Also, we still have a part to play in the fight for racial equality:

Black Lives Matter: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co Save Your Tears: White Women Guide: https://tatianamac.com/posts/save-the-tears/

#16: Baby Smurf Tours of Princeton, the Ladies Fight Over Kate's Pregnancy, & Florida is a Flaming Dumpster Fire Jul 16, 2020

In this week's episode, Kate and Kim get into a heated argument over Kate's pregnancy woes, as well as talk about how the COVID-19 pandemic is not a hoax so please, wear a fucking mask. Plus, "baby smurf" got a tour of Princeton and Florida is truly a flaming dumpster fire right now.

Also, we still have a part to play in the fight for racial equality:

Black Lives Matter: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co Save Your Tears: White Women Guide: https://tatianamac.com/posts/save-the-tears/

#15: Kate is Blue - BA DA DEE DA DA DAAAA. Plus, No Pants Sundays!! Jul 10, 2020

In this week's episode, Kim declares that it's a no pants Sunday! Plus, people keep asking Kate why she is sweating blue from her ass cheeks - pregnancy am I right? Plus, wear your masks or else CJM will find you.

Also, we still have a part to play in the fight for racial equality:

Black Lives Matter: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co Save Your Tears: White Women Guide: https://tatianamac.com/posts/save-the-tears/

#14: Oil on Your Vagina, Nipple Training, Labor Horror Stories & More! Jul 02, 2020

In this week's episode, the ladies discuss pant-less Zoom cooking sessions, nipple training, and 27 hours of labor. Plus, if Kim sees you without a mask on she's going to yell at you — or make PSA's of her yelling at people. Plus, don't have that pandemic hookup, it's not worth it.

Also, we all have a part to play in the fight for racial equality:

Black Lives Matter: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co Save Your Tears: White Women Guide: https://tatianamac.com/posts/save-the-tears/

#13: Start Doing Your Kegels Because KATE IS PREGNANT! Plus, What is Nipple Training? Jun 25, 2020

This week's episode is all about Kate's pregnancy! @CrazyJewishMom is going to be a grandma, making Kate the new "Crazy Jewish Mom." While the ladies do answer questions about love and dating, they mostly talk about nipple training, the great swaddle debate, and how involved CJM is going to be.

Also, remember to do you part to help the fight for racial equality:

Black Lives Matter: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co Save Your Tears: White Women Guide: https://tatianamac.com/posts/save-the-tears/

#12: Throw Food At The One's You Love to Show Them You Care, Plus Karens Gone Wild and White Privilege Jun 18, 2020

In this week's podcast episode, the ladies are back and talking about spicing up your love life by throwing food at your partner. Also, the Karens are going wild out here, CJM is cooking up a storm of beyond meats, and discussing white privilege. Also remember to continue to wear a mask and do you part to help the fight for racial equality:

Black Lives Matter: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co Save Your Tears: White Women Guide: https://tatianamac.com/posts/save-the-tears/

#11: Black Lives Matter Jun 05, 2020

With the deaths of George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, Tony McDade, Nina Pop, and so many more, the black community has hit their tipping point with police brutality and systematic racism in America. We can no longer stay silent, and instead we must take action. Use these resources to get started:

Black Lives Matter: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co Save Your Tears: White Women Guide: https://tatianamac.com/posts/save-the-tears/

#10: Are People Having Zoom Sex? Plus, CJM Dating Service, Not Feeling the Love & More! May 28, 2020

In this week's episode, @CrazyJewishMom wants to know how people are dating in isolation and whether or not they are having Zoom sex. Plus, she wants to start her own dating service! Also, when you should feel the love & why you need to still stay the fuck home!