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A Married Man’s Haiku Feb 14, 2022

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Mic was on Netflix show but no one saw it. Fumi bought a car from an unhappily married man.

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HACK CITY COMEDY 3/11 7:30pm @ Union Hall Brooklyn (FUMI WILL BE AT THIS ONE)

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Encanto is About Asians (w/ Danielle Perez, Curb Your Enthusiasm) Feb 07, 2022

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Comedian Danielle Perez came on the show this week to discuss the new Disney film ENCANTO, being one of the very few Dominicans in LA, and going to high school with Meghan Markle!

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HACK CITY COMEDY 2/11 7:30pm @ Union Hall Brooklyn (FUMI WILL BE AT THIS ONE)

OUR FIRST HACK CITY IN LA! 2/26 @ The Airliner (Sorry this got bumped from 1/15)

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Return of ASIAN YELPERS! (W/ Farideh Sadeghin, Vice Munchies) Jan 31, 2022

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Executive Culinary Director at VICE’s Munchies series, Farideh Sadeghin, joined the boys this week to talk about Iranian food, surpassing your immigrant parents in cooking, and compromising your culture’s food in interracial relationships.

We also brought back an old favorite segment, ASIAN YELPERS where we get into what Asian people think about Olive Garden. Then we round it out with a race news about Kim Jong-il claiming he invented the burrito in 2011.

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HACK CITY COMEDY 2/11 7:30pm @ Union Hall Brooklyn (FUMI WILL BE AT THIS ONE)

OUR FIRST HACK CITY IN LA! 2/26 @ The Airliner (Sorry this got bumped from 1/15)

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Not Emily in Paris, but Desmond in Irvine (w/ Desmond Chiam, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier) Jan 24, 2022

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HOT BOY ALERT! This week actor/hot asian guy Desmond Chiam joined the boys to talk about Asian-Australians vs Asian-Americans cultures and why he think Australian/British-Asians are landing more more roles in America relative to Asian-Americans! We also talk about him minoring in b-boying at UC Irvine, Asian hair struggles in Hollywood, and the how the era has ended for HOT ASIAN GUYS using their abs as their entire personality.

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American Girl Doll Backstories Are Dark as Sh*t (w/ Mic Nguyen) Jan 17, 2022

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We had a hot guest booked but she SLEPT IN and didn’t show so it’s just the boys once again!

This week we’re gonna hit you with TWO race news! The first one involves a new Chinese-American American Girl Doll who’s backstory is that she’s a snowboarder…and fights xenophobia?? The second one is about L a Korean-American news anchor in St. Louis for a call from an angry viewer saying she was being “very Asian” on TV and that she needs to “keep her Korean-ness to herself”

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HACK CITY COMEDY 2/11 7:30pm @ Union Hall Brooklyn

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Asian Not Asian: A Health & Wellness Podcast Jan 10, 2022

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First episode of 2022! After 4 years of doing this podcast, we finally realized that no one gives a damn about comedy, so we are taking a hard left turn and re-debuting as a HEALTH & WELLNESS Podcast! Fumi opens up about hiking in Hawaii and his balls exploded. Mic believes 2022 is his year to shine in comedy, simply because he has patiently waited 8 years while nothing happened. Then we conclude the pod with some old stool racism with race news about the newest 90-day fiancé member who is very open about her Asian fetish! Happy New Year!

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