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Unwoke Jamokes: The Cardinals Lost. Sorry If I Blocked You Oct 08, 2022

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Well, the Cardinals lost in epic fashion and my day is ruined. It was made worse by lunatic McDougall's experiencing joy.

God didn't have my back today.

Jilly has brought it to my attention that I may have blocked some people who are actually fans. If that was you, I am sorry.

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JIS and Wake Up: I'm Turning To A Higher Power Oct 07, 2022

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Hello Again!

It's Friday and the Cardinals/Phillies series is starting this afternoon. I remain petrified of this matchup and I'm convinced that the Cardinals are losing. I'm not spiritual, but I think I need to ask a higher power for help. I cannot be miserable while McDougall celebrates. It can't happen.

I read a Buzzfeed thread about stuff you should never brag about. Do I brag about these things?

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Unwoke Jamokes: Josh's Brain Doesn't Work Oct 06, 2022

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Hello Again!

You've asked for more Jilly and you're getting more Jilly.

This has been a hellish week for me due to the fact I'm doing 3 radio shows with zero help.

Jilly is convinced my brain is shutting down. Also, I think I may have developed carpal tunnel from holding my phone too much.

I'm also petrified of the Cardinals/Phils series.

Also, we take a look at this weekends football point spreads.

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JIS and Wake Up: Cardinals Paranoia and Hocus Pocus Oct 06, 2022

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Good Morning Friends!

I sit here today concerned that the Cardinals, after putting together such a lovely season, are going to get dumped by the Phillies this weekend. The petrified of the pitching matchups. The Cardinals haven't hit at all lately. This will be a soul crusher.

My dad has already purchased tickets for Game 4 of the NLDS next weekend. This is pretty much the kiss of death. We are losing.

Speaking of dad, he got a call from a random celeb asking about why Velma is gay.

Apparently "Hocus Pocus" is going to lead to bad things for your kiddos.

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Random Thoughts: Fuckin' Pumpkins Oct 05, 2022

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Hey, it's me. I'm currently stuck at the radio station because the garage is being blocked off by a truck full of pumpkins. I have been here 9 hours. I'm surly. I'm hungry. My wife is going to chop my balls off when I get home because she's hungry. My dog is probably miserable.

Also, Joe Burrow is one of the few football players who honestly gets it.

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JIS and Wake Up: Appreciating Teachers, Judge, College Scam Oct 05, 2022

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Good morning friends!

Today is World Teacher Day. We celebrate those wonderful souls who hover around the poverty line so they can tell your kids they are gay.

Libs of Tik Tok aside, there are many great teachers and I have some stories about those who have impacted my life in a positive way. By that I mean I'll tell you about the hottest teacher in our high school.

I remember where I was when Mark McGwire hit #62. I remember everything about the chase. It was thrilling. This Aaron Judge record chase was manufactured waste.

The Maris family looks like dopes after one of the kids tweeted that Judge is the new homerun king.

My current state of Tennessee is seeing a drop off in students enrolled in college. You wanna know why? College is a scam.

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Unwoke Jamokes: Aaron Judge's Record Is Overblown Oct 04, 2022

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Hey, I found Jilly!

I'm sitting in my house and I see live coverage of Aaron Judge trying to hit his 62nd homerun and I'd like to know why anyone cares.

I've seen a lot of slander toward Albert Pujols on social media. I've seen people say he's getting thrown meatballs. I've seen people insinuate he's juicing. It's absurd.

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JIS And Wake Up: Manning's, Playoff McDougall, Kareem and Velma Oct 04, 2022

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I think the Manningcast on ESPN 2 is the most entertaining thing on sports TV.

I don't really have anything against the Philadelphia Phillies. Well, other than the fact they are from Philadelphia and I really dislike Philadelphia. I've got some great fans there and I appreciate them, but I just don't want them to experience joy.

That said, It's looking like my Cardinals are going to play the Phillies in the MLB Wild Card and I just know I'm going to come out of this a loser. I'm dreading it.

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar thinks Kyrie Irving makes athletes look like dumb jocks. I think they both look like assholes most of the time.

I was just blindsided when I decided to see why Velma was trending.

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Random Thoughts: Bros Oct 03, 2022

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I was reading a story about this new movie "Bros" staring Billy Eichner. "Bros", from what I gather, is a movie about gay dudes and their relationships.

Cool. I have no qualms with that. In fact, based on the star of the movie and the fact that Judd Apatow is producing, I think I'll like it.

That said, the movie is a dud at the box office and the star is blaming homophobes.

Let's discuss the art of blaming the Boogie Man for our failures.

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JIS And Wake Up: I Can't Quit Football Oct 03, 2022

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Saturday night I told myself I wasn't going to wake up to watch the Saints/Vikings in London. I know the Saints stink. I know Andy Dalton is the QB. I know they have no chance of doing anything this season and probably many seasons to come. The run is over. Yet, I ended up watching the whole damn game and hate myself for it.

Today's "JIS And Wake Up" is about my up and down morning watching the Saints and why I can't quit football.

Plus, I give you the best players to Live Bet in the NFL.

Also, the Eagles are really good but I really hate the coach.

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