Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

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RJ City Returns Again Jul 10, 2023

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RJ City—professional wrestler, former Nickelodeon star, and host of AEW's Hey! (EW)—returns to the show for what he thought was a Patreon episode but as explained at the top, it got promoted to regular episode. Or demoted. Depends how you think about it. We discuss the harrowing social situation he found himself in before his last appearance, the Sex Thing Thing, Ben Stein, Bebe Neuwirth, calling things by their brand name and a bone I need to pick, words and meanings, punctuality, communication and more. Plus we answered your question sent in on Patreon and Daniel makes a cameo.

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Alison and Tod: After Hours Assortment! Jul 06, 2023

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Grab a drink and relax with this assortment of clips from Alison and Tod: After Hours. We're talking about Sitzpinklers, a creepy Teppanyaki chef, people who watch TV with the subtitles on and a story deemed too "yucky" to air on our former show which makes it perfect for After Hours! If you like what you're hearing subscribe at http://patreon.com/alisonandtod.

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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls, Tiny Faces, Who We'd Cheat With) Jul 03, 2023

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We reminisce about the frat house we accidentally stayed at in Palm Desert that Greg Heller had also once rented for his bachelor party and then I foist upon Daniel the dinosaur album I remember from grade school. I also share some stories about the funniest but meanest girl I was friends with in college and I want to know what kind of guy Daniel thinks I would cheat with, if I were to cheat. I let him know the kind of gal I'd be worried about. Plus your calls, shows that are irritating but watchable versus just irritating, Jenny Holzer and more.

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Tony's Faux Hawk, Wendy's Epitaph Pranks, And Twins! Jun 29, 2023

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Was everyone here in the drama club? Daniel says he wasn't but I'm not so sure. Wendy Molyneux and Jordan Morris are here and they remember a commercial with the repeated phrase "and twins" and now I can't stop laughing. Jordan went to his high school reunions, Wendy is sorry for the pranks she pulled at Tony's record label, and we get to the bottom of Tony's Faux Hawk. Plus some alarming info about how I'm viewed on our street and the return of iTunes Comments of the Week (spoiler alert: I'm problematic!)

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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls, The Neighbor Club) Jun 26, 2023

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Daniel and I are having a talk about word pronunciation and Daniel has a question about a specific kind of bodily emission. Daniel was FINALLY inducted into what I call the neighborhood club and we're listening to your voicemails. Plus, I try to see if there are any Grateful Dead songs that Daniel can tolerate. Also, The Littles!

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Mimes, Clowns, Boob Snoods Jun 22, 2023

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Lizzy Cooperman and Robin Shorr are here and they've had shockingly similar experiences when it comes to the study of pantomime and also being accused of plagiarism. Robin's mind is blown by something I say about not punishing kids when they tell you the truth and we all learn a little something about Mr. Smeds and Mr. Spats. Plus more Steven Weber talk, Elliot's car riddles and a round of JMOE and HGFY.

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Steven Weber Jun 19, 2023

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Steven Weber (yes, THAT Steven Weber) is here and he's a delight! We talk about sensory deprivation, dogs, Wings, inflatable chairs, doing commercials as a kid, SUNY Purchase, gnats, my enthusiasm, faces, Mel Brooks, the new podcast he's doing with Eric McCormack called Eating Out with Eric And Steve, writing, relationships, RJ City, auditioning and more. We also played a game, answered your questions and did a round of JMOE and HGFY.

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Alison's Sex Work, Wendy's Chocolate Fountain, Jordan's Sock Reveal Jun 15, 2023

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Jordan Morris and Wendy Molyneux are here! Daniel has an observation about pants length and I say something that bothers Wendy even more intensely than my passion for fancy shuffling! Plus a discussion of The Noid, Smurfs, Grimace, chocolate fountains, dog reproduction and a few get-rich quick schemes I'm considering.

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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls, New Merch, Buttholes: The Exhibit!) Jun 12, 2023

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Something exciting is afoot and I want Daniel to guess. Also Daniel drops a bomb on me about his feelings about candy. And trucks? He accuses me of stolen valor and we listen to your calls about Murder Mystery parties, Vanderpump and Baked Alaskas. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here! https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/

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Jorts, Jawns, Chicago's Little Lady Jun 08, 2023

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Emily Fleming is here with advice on how to fray your jorts with a rock. Joe Kwaczala is back with a new special called Ooh La La and a lot of info about the Dave Matthews feces incident. What Joe can't remember Tony looks up and also do you guys know about the usage of "jawn"? All this and funny walks, Mr. Tumnus, Just Me Or Everyone, the Renaissance Faire, urinal talk and so much more.

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