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Marvin McCue: Daytime Judge; The Usual Suspects: The Alt-Lineup; Mt. Everest: A Team-Building Experience May 30, 2019

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A taping of a daytime TV show starring Marvin McCue as a judge who precides over actual legal disputes… A witness weighs in while viewing a wildly different police line-up for The Usual Suspects… With zero previous climbing experience, office co-workers have to climb up Mt. Everest, with the worst guide ever, to learn proper team-building.

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Tundra Migrating Animals; Father and Son Faux-Pilots vs Strangers; New Arrivals At The Commune May 28, 2019

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A couple of wolves lead a Harp Seal, some birds and other four-legs migrating north through the dead of winter… Forget snakes, the people on this flight, while super pleasant, are considerably more dangerous… Father welcomes dimwits, nudniks and near-do-wells to from all walks to the commune…

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Demon Visits Blind Grandmother; Flat-Earther Dating Site; Intervention for Guinea Pig Enthusiast May 23, 2019

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A loving grandmother mistakes a visiting demon for her estranged grandson… Fellow flat-earthers meet up at the office of a new dating site dedicated to them… Family and friends surprise a man in his home, insisting he has a unhealthy obsession with his MANY guinea pigs…

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Genius Kids Day Care; Non-Intellectual Property Lawyers New Offensive Baseball Mascots May 21, 2019

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At a Day Care for genius little ones, a plan is afoot to escape… In a small town populated with Non-Intellectual Property Anthropomorphic Puppets (NOT MUPPETS), two lawyers attempt to handle their legal needs… A baseball team has a new mascot, and it’s so off-putting that the fans are none too pleased

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Pizza Joint Never Closes, Not Even for a Zombie Apocalypse; Antarctica Research Station Crew at Wits End; Mad Scientist Yard Sale May 16, 2019

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They pride themselves on never closing, but this pizza place gets hit with everything including the End Days… The crew working a research station at Antarctica have simply been around each other too damn long… While these geniuses are unmatched in their science lab, they are beyond worthless when it comes to their yard sale…

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Young Fularg Player Scouted by Universities; Kids Conduct War Crimes Court Against School Bully May 14, 2019

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One young man’s dream of playing professional Fularg wreaks havoc on his parents plans and dreams… Two policeman raid a home where children have charged a bully with war crimes against the school…

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Scumbag Boyfriend and Pregnant Girlfriend on Intercontinental Flight; Corporate Event's A/V Needs Prove Too Much; First Day in HR with the Mafia May 09, 2019

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If the super odd people on this long flight don’t amaze, disturb and delight you, check into a hospital STAT… The folks hired to handle the A/V production at a large event were not destined for this particular gig… Because there’s always room for improvement in any business, the mafia hires a Human Resources person…

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Hired Assassins on a Blimp; Student Actors Prep to Audition; Attending a Mid-size City Doggy Day Care Counter May 07, 2019

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Several assassins aboard a blimp, all unknowingly after the same target, but can ANY make the hit… As students wait to audition, some are supportive of each other, and a few get a real chance to change their lives… Greeting one annoyingly difficult animal owner after another is one man’s life, and that man’s name is “The Hean…”

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New Highs and Lows in Workplace Gossip; Airport Staffers Deal as They Can with Travelers; Aging Rock Stars Record for Eccentric Producer May 02, 2019

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Too much sharing of secrets in the workplace is never a good idea, until now… Weary passengers attempt to get through customs, where lying is still not a good idea… Several rock stars from yesteryear form a super group and gather in the studio to record. The producer hired to reignite the magic is just a little insane…

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Explorers Compete with Columbus for the Gig; Employees Fail to Nab Elderly Shoplifter; 7-Eleven Cashier Is a Natural-Born Therapist Apr 30, 2019

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The year is 1492, and before Christopher Columbus is hired, several others vie for the honor of discovering the new world… An old lady thief has eluded capture for far too long, and several workers at a department store are hellbent to catch her in the act… An otherwise quick stop at a 7-Eleven reveals more self-discovery than the customers thought possible as they step up to the counter to purchase their crap…

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