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GSNT: Pot Luck - How This Indonesian Junior Surf Star Ended Up In Prison the Day After the Biggest Win of his Career. Jul 25, 2022

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Smivvy takes a trip to one of the most crowded prisons in the world to find out how Indonesian surf star, Agus Frimanto, ended up inside the day after the biggest win of his career.

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Repent! Repent! Swellpocalypse is Upon Us! Jul 21, 2022

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From Fiji to Chopes and on to Hawaii the former El Nina Swell-a-palooza has been upgraded to a full-blown Book of Revelations end-of-days Swellpocalypse! Thankfully Smiv and Deadly are on hand to guide you through the swirling biblical maelstrom of Pacific Ocean power and onwards to heavenly conical salvation... or they might just call you over the falls on the set of the day to scorpion face-first into volcanic fingers of reef. If that's the case, at least there's enough limes in hell to keep those cuts from cutting infected. Grit ya teeth and squeeze the juice Swellians. It hurts so good!

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Blitzed: Heeeeeeyeeeewing, Robbo and Tyler Bring J-Bay Glory Back to the Home of Koalas Rooting Goannas! Jul 17, 2022

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Load up ya mayo guns Swellians, the Strayan charge towards the WSL Finals continues with a most dominant display of rail shamanism and lip destructivism at cranking-itself Jeffreys. No wall left uncleavered by his holy majesty Ethan Heeeeeeyeeeewing on his way to a famous debut win. Go on... Blitzed yourself.

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Greatest Stories Never Told: A Different Kind of Matrix, The Bali Most Tourists Never See Jul 13, 2022

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From the Smivvy Archives: The island of Bali is infinitely more complex and fraught with peril and perilous characters than most tourists ever get the chance to see. In almost three years of living there your boy Smivvy was gifted a rare and exceedingly raw insight into this island's unique blend of politics, corruption and old school tribal justice.

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BLITZED: World No.8 Callum Robson Live From J-Bay Jul 08, 2022

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He's the CT rookie sensation who's gone from creasing props in park Rugby League to folding Medina in Brazilian CTs and with only two events left in the regular season he's well positioned for a charge into WSL Finals. He's Callum Robson and he sat down for a quick catch up with ya boy Smivvy live from J-Bay to talk about motivation, form, and results post cut-off. Hmaaaaad!

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ATS LIVE IN PERTH: Barbs at Scarbs as Occy and Kerby Brown Trade Slab Stories That'll Make Your Ears Bleed Jul 05, 2022

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The Children of the Corn Tour Episodes draw to a close with an evening of skitz real talk from the impact zones of Australia's most brutal slabs. Be held down at The Right, feel the impact of bone on rock at Cyclops and immerse your frontal lobes in the healing wisdom of two beloved Australian lords of core. A must-listen for the ages! UTFS!

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BLITZED: Gold Jersey Rout in Rio as Fil and Riss Gag on the Grapes of Wrath Jun 30, 2022

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The World Title favourites went Hmaaaaaaaaad in Rio, removing the gloves for a good old face slapping bonanza upon the rest of the dreamers who make up the Woz tours. But who got the best waves? Who surfed the best heat? And who melted like a backwards-over-the-falls-White-Chocolate-special in the land of the anal flossing dot thong? Smiv and Deadly investigate as only pure tour nerds can.

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ATS LIVE IN MANLY: Skitz real talk surf yarn special with Parko, Layne and Joao Chumbinho Chianca Jun 27, 2022

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Come one, come all, come Steyne! Manly’s most famous and infamous Pub hosts Smivvy and Deadly 24 hours after Straya spear-tackled Scummo and his usless cronies into political oblivion at the Fed Election. And what a panel to help us celebrate. The Greatest of All-Time, 7 Time World Champ, Manly Royal and Swellian Queen Layne Beachley gets her grit right on alongside the newly minted Hall of Famer Joel Les Parko, and Brazilian Changaz-to-CT-back-to-Changaz cone pig sensation Joao Chumbinho Chianca. It’s here, it’s there, it’s everywhere, but mine for surf gold cause there’s a thick throbbing vein of it just waiting to get tapped. UTFS!!

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BLITZED: Grif & Steffy Gobble the Battered El Sav for Big Wins as the Brazilian Storm Band Together and Get Ready to Declare War! Jun 20, 2022

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Join Smivvy & Deadly for a nauseating pro surfing deep dive and discover the ramifications of Grif and Steffy’s big wins in El Sav and what another near-miss for Toledo means for the Brazzo Storm as we train our lactating froth glands on final 3 events of the regular season. It’s pure tour nerdism at it’s nappy wetting finest! Bath in all its acrid burning glory.

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Move Over Brazilian Storm Here Comes the Indo Gut Bomb! Capoeira Meets Diarrhoea in the Rumble in the Garjargaran Jungle! East Coast Swell-a-Palooza, Chopes Chaos, St Mick and the Surf Cult, and Has The World Gone CORE? Jun 17, 2022

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Lick your finger and stick it to the breeze, Swellians. The winds of change are-a-coming, as they say, and it fucken reeeeeeks! Indonesia’s answer to the Brazilian Storm, the rancid, disemboweling gut bomb is about to explode in the face of World Tour surfing and it’s not going to be pretty.
We recount the skitz conings along Australia’s east coast and all across the Asia-Pacific. It’s cooking out there c**ts! The mighty St Mick of Penrith delivers yet another miracle to his sodden comrades. New York Times thinks it wrote the book on core all of a sudden. Full breakdown of a near-deadly Chopes boat wipeout, surf politics, Swellian questions and more!

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