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Blitzed: Olympics Day 1 Wrap - Heeeyeewing & Tyler Get it Done, Stars & Stripes Dominate, Vortex & Pickle With Work to do in Round 2 Jul 28, 2024

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Surfing's second crack at the Five Rings delivered with some hmaaaad cones, wild floggings and the Murkans fricken dominating at Chopes! The Irukandis had a mixed day with Heeeyeeewing and T-Dub getting Ws but Pickle and Vortex Shaman have work to do in Round 2.

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OLYMPICS FINAL WORD: With Heeeeyeeeewing's Super Coach Bede "The Moose" Durbidge Jul 26, 2024

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He got it done with Owen Wright in Tokyo, but can North Straddie Super Coach Bede Durbidge medal again with Ethan Heeeeeeeyeeeeeeewing? We speak with "the Moose" on location in Tahitio to see how his boy and the rest of the Irukandjis are dealing with the last 24 hours before go time!

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Breaking News: Jack Robbo Cuts Ankle in Warm Up Sesh! Plus: The Hog Drops by for an ATS Full Olympic Preview! Jul 25, 2024

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Breaking news from Teahupoo just hours out from the Olympics - The Vortex Shaman has done himself a nasty after a collision with the reef, we got the details! We also welcome Chopes Orb Pig Nathan "Hoggy" Hedge into the ATS trough for our deep dive Olympic Preview. Fwaaaark fair bit garn on! Bring the Sting! UTFS!

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Blitzed: Rose Gold Olympic Immortal Owen Wright Predicts Irukandji Domination at Chopes! Jul 25, 2024

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Australian Bronze Medal Hmaaad Cunt Owen Wright reckons the Irukandjis can bring four medals home from Tahiti if they can embrace the "Olympic moment" that Cathy Freeman, Susie O'Neill and Steven Bradbury locked into on their journeys to immortality! Hmaaaaaad!

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Olympic Exclusive: Chopes Rights, Aussie Turn Coats and the Best Paddle Battles in History! Jul 23, 2024

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Up - the financial Revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents... Jack Robbo's Super Coach Matt Bemrose and Chopes legend Simon Thornton take us into the Aussie Irukandjis bunker and deliver some exclusive revelations just days out from the first hooter of the 2024 Olympic Games! Get ready for Chopes rights, the best paddle battles ever seen and a bunch of Aussies wearing other team's colours! Heckaz!

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Gold For Straya! Parko's Nose Olympics Jul 23, 2024

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Up - the financial Revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents... The 2012 World Champ and Pipe Master kicks off our Olympic Preview week with his thoughts on the cons, the dark horses and who will medal at Chopes. And he's smellin' gold for Straya! If anyone knows, Parko's Nose.

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Would you cut off ya nuts to get coned 24/7? Castration Special featuring Doinka, the Olympics, Puerto Escondido, Chopes, The Changaz & a Chinese Meth Dealer all having their gear neutered! Jul 20, 2024

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Billabong and the Otis Carey West Up River Collection Presents… The bad news is Swellian Mascot Doinka just had his nuts cut off. The Good news is he’s now getting coned 24/7 so he doesn’t chew the stitches out of where his balls used to be. But who else is in the firing line for castration? Turns out the Mexican Pipeline, The Olympics at Chopes, the Challenger Series and plenty more are also in danger of losing their figs. Smiv and Deadly discuss why. UTFS!!

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Core Lords: George Pittar Jul 18, 2024

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George Pittar is the number four ranked surfer on the Challenger Series, who grew up between Vanuatu and Manly on the Northern Beaches of Sydney. He was a standout during the Australian leg of the World Tour.

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Blitzed: Jacob 'Chippo' Wilcox Talks East Coast Swellpocalypse, Skeleton Bay and why the WOZ Needs To GET IT RIGHT on the Chang Jul 16, 2024

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Skullcandy ANC Crusher 2 presents...We're joined by ATS's favourite son, the All-Australian vortex shaman, Jacob 'Chippo' Wilcox, as he prepares for the final leg of the Challenger Series.

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Blitzed Special: Is the Changaz Dogshit? Jul 13, 2024

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Skullcandy ANC Crusher 2 presents... Blitzed Special: Smiv and Deadly pull out the red pens to give the Changaz a mid-year report card following the recent fizzer that was the Ballito Pro in South Africa. The bad news is, the Changaz in it's current form does not get a pass mark as a stepping stone to the CT, i n fact, it might actually be dog caca. The good news is, the Aussies are on the comp up! Much to discuss!

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