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JOHN JOHN & J-BAY GORN! RAGS IS ORN! GOAT COPS A FACE FULL OF BURNT & DISMAL PRACTITIONERS RIGHT IN THE GOAT SNOUT! PLUS: WHO’S GOT THE TASTIEST TITTY EGG NOG: MASE, NOZ or HAZZA B? Jan 29, 2026

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Billabong Presents... ATS with Smivvy & Deadly!

It’s been the busiest surf week since Elo got his farewell kick up the coit with X3 World Champ John Florence giving the Woz a severe case of blue balls, J-Bay gets the fuh-lick, Rags goes to the big show and Goat trades nubile princesses for burnt out South Tweed units on mobility scooters. The Pipe Chang fires up, and the Swellians take over the asylum for a huge Ask us a Question Special. Slurp Slurp Slurp away!

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Core Lords: Russel Ord on Psychotic Slab Missions, Documenting the West Oz Underground, and the Art of Shooting Water Photos (in Great White Territory). Jan 27, 2026

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Brought to you by UP! The Bank That's Got Young Aussies' Backs...Russel Ord is one of the most respected and hard working water photogs in the world. Willing to get back slammed on dry reef or risk getting eaten alive by a giant Great White for the shot, he's had countless magazines spreads and covers, and has just put out book of his favourite shots and stories (written by Al Workman), called Life Around the Sea. Buy it here.

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GSNT: Meet The Parasites Devouring Surfing Jan 23, 2026

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Surf cam operators, surf schools, surf industry sell-outs, and Swiss-owned ‘Yoga Surf Retreats.’

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At The Movies: Harry Bryant on Ritualistic Tendencies, Mysto Roping Asian Rivermouths, Next Gen Cloudbreak, and Sourcing the Wisdom of Our Shaping Elders Jan 20, 2026

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The prickly faced, mango sucker from the Australian Sunny Coast delivers yet another sermon of core philosophy, sharing tales of deep conical pilgrimage, and communing with surfing's spiritual elders, the long suffering, carcinogenic-dust-huffing shaper.

Check his Stab Edit of the Year Award Winning Film, ROASTED, here.

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Blitzed: Aussie Team Overcomes Mystery Illness to Sweep The WSL World Junior Titles in the Philippines w/ Aussie Coach, Clancy Dawson Jan 19, 2026

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Isla Huppatz and Dane Henry cap a dominant performance by Australia at the World Juniors, taking out the contest despite the entire team being struck down by a mystery illness on the eve of the event. Aussie Coach, Clancy Dawson, joins us from the Phillipines to break down the contest.

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Core Lords: James Kates on Being Noa Deane's Surf Sherpa, Surviving the Canary Islands, Icelandic and Irish Slab Missions, Punk Bands and Boog Lore Jan 17, 2026

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Brought to you by Up! The Bank That's Got Young Aussies' Backs...James Kates is the former pro bodyboarder turned filmmaker behind Noa Deane's unprecedented run of smash-hit surf films and surf sections. He is also a member of the cult Aussie punk band, the Pinheads along with indie-pop outfit Shining Bird.

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WE’RE BACK! JJF Drops Huge Flex on 2026 Tour with Hawaiian Masterclass, GOAT sparks big dick swinging Shaper’s War over at SITD, Medina and Rippy Consciously Uncouple and has Isla Huppatz already dropped the best turn of the year? Let’s rip in! Jan 15, 2026

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Billabong Presents… ATS First Ep of 2026! What a start to the year it has been and Smiv and Deadly are back to run the critical eye over everything that’s gone down in surfy land including, the John Florence mega flex going down on da Islands brah, Medina’s separation from Rippy and who might fill the void, Stab in the Dark’s excellent boozy shapers Goat Roast, and so much more. Let’s fucken go Swellians!

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BEST OF 2025! CRUST LIVE at the Daily Grind! Harry Bryant + South Oz + Swellian Plonk = Monstro CORE-GASM Jan 13, 2026

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The official Launch of Swellian Hmaaaad Plonk by Daily Grind McLaren Vale Presents... (GET YOURS HERE)

CRUST LIVE from the Daily Grind South Oz with camel milk-slurping desert wandering cone fiend and mad cunt par excellence Harry Bryant as well as double peen eyed local legend Clouse Howse. A night of pure delight as we pop corks and talk pure South Oz lore in the home of the OG filthy red dirt encrusted desert Aussie core lord.

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BEST OF 2025! Medina in Desperate Need of Goat Forey Stem Cells, Hawaiian Swellpocalypse Detonates & Beware Venomous Zooid Jizz. Jan 11, 2026

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Billabong X Otis Carey (GET SOME HERE) Presents... Smiv & Deadly attacking 2025's Biggest Questions so far including...

Can the stem cells from Goat's forey save Medina's ripped off titty and the 2025 Woz season? Is Japan now the greatest surfing nation on Earth in waves of TRUTH following their outstanding win at the giant throbbing Backdoor Shootout? If you ride the biggest wave ever surfed but didn't paddle does it really even count? Are Byron Bay kebabs still Absolutely Kebabulous? All these questions and more answered right here, right now, right here, right now...dodododededededeeee.

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BEST OF 2025! Blitzed: PIPE CONNY WRAP! Woz Glory at the Banzai Kicks off 2025 Dream Tour in Spectacular Fashion. Jan 10, 2026

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Dometic CFX5 and Pico Swag presents...

BLITZED! Pure. Tour. Nerdism. Pipe Conny Wrap.

The Lexus Pipe Pro delivered a monstro first up victory for the Woz with one of the all-time great days in Professional Surfing History forming the cream on a deliciously moist piece of competitive surfing cake. Gorge yaselves Swellians! UTFS!

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