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A WAXHEAD IN THE WHITEHOUSE! Our 2019 Interview with Tulsi Gabbard, President Trump’s National Director of Intelligence Nov 19, 2024

Couldn't help ourselves. Here's the interview we did with the Samoan-American-Hawaiian ex-Military Veteran and recently appointed, National Director of Intelligence in the Trump Administration, Tulsi Gabbard.

A legitimate surfer from Hawaii, Tulsi endorsed Bernie Sanders in the 2019 election, before leaving the Democratic Party and joining the Republican Party under Trump, another former Democrat.

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Swellness: Pro Tips for Punters, Surf Parents and Aspiring Pros w/ Aus High Performance Center Coach, Clancy Dawson Nov 17, 2024

Clancy Dawson is a former WQS surfer turned Talent Pathway Coach at Australia's High Performance Center on the Gold Coast.

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BLITZED: George Pittar on Brazilian Bust Ups, Mental Meltdowns and Qualifying by the "Skin of My Teeth" Nov 13, 2024

Our man, George Pittar, the sublime style master and rail technician, gets it done against all odds in an absolute shit show of two foot mush burgers for most of the Challenger Series. We discuss the freesurfing bust ups in the lead up to the Brazil C.S showdown, why the Changaz favours veterans over new school talent, and how he's preparing for his World Tour debut.

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Core Lords: Lachie 'Peanut' Mckinnon Rode Shotgun with Raw Irons, Rabbit, and the Coolie Kids Nov 11, 2024

Lachie Mckinnon is a surf cinematographer from the Gold Coast whose worked with everyone from the Coolie Kids to the Irons Brothers, the Oakley team, Billabong team, and many others. He spent 19 consecutive winters on the North Shore of Oahu, travelled the world covering the ASP World Tour, and currently works as a surf guide for Mandiri Beach Club in Sumatra.

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SMIV & DEADLY ARE BACK! A good old fashioned ATS Regular Ep Stonka!! Nov 07, 2024

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SMIV & DEADLY STRIKE BACK! Smiv is home from Indo with a corn so immaculately rinsed you could eat a bowl of Nasi Goreng straight off his dot! He joins Deadly back in the studio for a classic regular ep mondo rant including but not limited to...

Huge Indo Vs Straya Vs US Election Rant

Nate Floz Wins Surfer of the Year Yet Again!

Flick Bean Palmateer's Oves Demo

24 Chang Tooz Eating a big bowl of Dick

Dream Tour well and truly back!

Gabby's Indo Swordfest

Winner's From the Caaaarnt Film Festival

Ask us a Question with the Swellians

...& so much more!

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Core Lords: Balinese Gangsters, Barrels and Bar Life with Tai 'Buddha' Graham Nov 04, 2024

Tai Buddha Graham is a pro surfer, multiple-bar owner, entrepreneur and long-time Indonesian expat.

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Up Late: Into your Imagination with Andrew Kidman Oct 31, 2024

Renaissance man Andrew Kidman has curated a must-see visual and aural experience for those who live and breath surf culture! Details below...

INTO YOUR IMAGINATION:
A SONIC & VISUAL SURFING EXPLORATION
A community-focused evening of joyous mind expansion and reverie, featuring creatives from the artistic realms of surfing presented by Andrew Kidman and Shane Fletcher.
DATE 16TH November
VENUE: M/Arts Precinct, Murwillumbah.
TICKETED EVENT: Limited 200 - 169 tickets remain. All Ages Event.

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Steaming Heats: SNOUT OF WAR - Hoggy Hedge's Most Infamous Battles Revealed! Oct 30, 2024

Sun Bum - The World's Best Protection from evil UV destruction (Get the full range HERE RIGHT NOW! ) Presents... Steaming Heats with Nathan "Snout of War" Hoggy Hedge.

Relive the face melting 10s, the shoulder detonating finals, the double duck eggs and the forehead vein pulsing as thick as ya thigh muscle! Tales from between the hooters.

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Rando Convos: How Barton Lynch Built The World's Most Stoked Grom Comp Oct 27, 2024

Dometic CFX5 Presents... Scope them out here!

Rando Conversations with Barton Lynch. 88 World Champ Barton Lynch has more life wisdom and feathers in is cap than Sitting Bull and he's used all of that experience and surf stoke to create the world's most frothing Grom Comp aka BL's Blast Off. It's on now from November 1-30. Get involved at bartonlynch.com

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Core Lords: A Severed Leg, Soup Bowls and Stand Talls Galore with Evan Puma Oct 25, 2024

Despite nearly having his leg cut off in a boating accident as a child, Evan Puma, is a world class surfer, tube rider, and fixture in Indonesia's best and most consequential lineups.

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Up Late Movie Spesh: Double Vishnu with Parko, EAST Cosmic Wombat with Danny Johnson Oct 23, 2024

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Up Late: Join the Margaret & David (Parko and Danny Johnson) for The Swellian Culture Hour Movie Spesh featuring the best two film drops of the past week - Billabong's A-list ramp-up Indo Boaty gurnfest Double Vision and Stab Magazine's Electric Surfboard Acid Test with Dave Rastovich. Oscar's await!

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GSNT - Hawaiian Triumph! Midget Wins Makaha (Featuring Nick Carroll) Oct 22, 2024

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From the pages of Surfing World Magazine 1963: Relive the Hawaiian triumph of young Aussie upstart Bernard "Midget" Farrelley as he heads to the famous Makaha Beach, Oahu for the International Surfing Championships and walks away victorious! With insights from 297 Gold Cone Piece Surf Journalism Award Winner and Surf Historian Nick Carroll.

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Rando Convos: Straya's Hmaaadest Grom Hughie Vaughan on Big Bro Joel Hittin' the CT, Rubbin' Shoulders with GOAT, and NSB Pride. Oct 18, 2024

The Dometic CFX2 Fridge Freezer Combo Presents... Random Conversations with Hughie Vaughan

Australia's platinum bowled super grub Hughie Vaughan is livin' the dream blastin' airs and rinsing dot with his childhood heroes, hobnobbing with Goat and the Cooly Kids from Fiji to France and doing a wild job on the mic as the guest commentator of Stab High and the Quiksilver Festival. But deep down this kid has eyes on surfing's top prize - and the elevation of his big bro Joel from Changaz lord to CT hero has only made that North Shelley resolve even grittier. Bravo!

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Blitzed Alert! Parko and O'Leary Talk CT Schedule, Last Chang and How the Carnival Strongman Looks to Boilover the Groms in Sack-a-rimmer TONIGHT! Oct 16, 2024

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Blitzed Alert! World no.16 Connor O'Leary and 2012 World Champ Joel Parko also break down the Chang and the 2025 WCT Tour Schedule as well as Australia's favourite Carnival Strongman Jacko Baker possibly storming the field for qualification on the 25 CT joining Joel Vaughan, George Pittar, Sally Fitz and Isabella Nichols in BRINGING THE STING.

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Core Lords: From Meth-Riddled Florida to Magical Indonesia, Mondo Cones, and Duelling Man-eating Melanesian Crocodiles with Curtis Lowe Oct 14, 2024

Curtis Lowe is a blue collar journeymen, surfer, spearfishermen, psychonaut, crocodile attack survivor, and the marketing manager of the Uluwatu Surf Villas.

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Core Lords: Usman Trioko's Journey from Abject Poverty to Cosmic Cone Fiend Oct 14, 2024

Usman Trioko is the first surfer ever to come from Desert Point, on the island of Lombok Indonesia. After surviving a childhood mired in suffocating poverty, he has become one of Indonesia's greatest ever tube riders and most prolific surf travellers.

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Rando Conversations: From Tap-dancing at Disneyland to Juju the Surf Musical! The amazing creative force that is Jaleesa Vincent Oct 10, 2024

Billabong and Juju the Surf Musical Presents... Rando Conversations with Jelly Bean Vinny!

Jaleesa Vincent is the vibrant, creative, freesurfing, powerhouse renaissance Kween behind surfing's first ever surf musical Juju; also starring Occy, Creed McTaggart and Josie Pendergast. Found out how she gave up a tap-dancing career in Disneyland to become one of the most influential and important cultural surfing figures in the world today.

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Blitzed: Our Sal and Cal go Hmaaaad in Torched Porch Chang Crud &... CALLING ALL TRADIES! ATS Live at Urban Surf is Go! Oct 08, 2024

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CALLING ALL TRADIES: ATS and Surfers For Climate are throwing a monstro shindig at URBNSURF Sydney Nov 28 for all you hmaaaadcunts on the tools. Details are in the ep and tickets available here...

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Also the Portugal Chang was peeeeyeeeewer torture but at least Our Sal and Our Cal got right up em. Stace Galbraith joins Deadly to discuss.

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Core Lords: Elliot Paerata Reid Oct 05, 2024

Elliot Paerata Reid is a Polynesian pro surfer, filmmaker, illustrator and community worker from Piha, on the North Island of New Zealand.

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Notes From the End of the World: Style Kween and Planetary Warrior Belinda Baggs Oct 02, 2024

Patagonia and Roaring Journals Presents... Notes From the End of the World with the Kween of style hell bent on saving our planet!

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Cosmic Apricots: Moana Jones-Wong, Mason Ho, Tully Wylie, Jim Banks & Eddy Simpson Live From the Rip Curl Cup Sep 30, 2024

Rip Curl and Search FM Presents... Cosmic Apricots Live from the Rip Curl Cup Padang Padang. Smivvy and Deadly host a who's who of cone wrangling tube pigs during the 24 Rip Curl Cup at Padang Padang including the Queen of Pipe, the Fresh Prince of Crazy, The Vicco Chang Heavyweight, Indo Warrior Guru and one half of the iconic Hello Sport podcast. Rip in!

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Steaming Heats: The Wild Battles of Wayne "Rabbit" Bartholomew - From Local Warfare to World Champion Sep 26, 2024

Sun Bum Presents... Steaming Heats with Wayne "Rabbit" Bartholomew

Wayne "Rabbit" Bartholomew has left paw prints through every facet of competitive surfing. As a freckle-faced Cooly gremlin he envisioned a future where surfing as a career was not only plausible but possible in his lifetime. Along with sparring partners Michael Peterson, Peter Townend, Mark Richards and Shaun Tomson, he played a key role in the formation of the World Tour, became World Champ in 1978, and following retirement coached Australian teams to glory, instigated the pro junior series and Indigenous events and took over as President of the Pro Surfing's governing body the ASP where he was instrumental in designing the Dream Tour. Today we dive into Rabs career to relive war stories from those rough and raw early days. His greatest rivals, his most famous wins and the ones that got away.

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Core Lords: Jim Banks and a life dedicated to Tube Piggery, Indo Warriorism, Master Crafting, Exploration, and So much more.... Sep 23, 2024

Core Lords: As the great Wayne Rabbit Bartholomew once said: "If you ever pull up at some remote surfng break and see a lone figure amongst mountains of white water it's more than likely to be Jim Banks." Smiv sits down with the Cronulla Shire hell man in Indo to discuss a lifetime of Indo vishnu, making surfboards, rock and roll and still getting coned as buggery!

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Core Lords: Jacob Szekely Sep 20, 2024

Jacob Szekely is a professional surfer, skater and online content creator from Southern California. He's also a hmaaaaaaadman!

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Core Lords: Mckenzie Bowden Sep 18, 2024

Mckenzie Bowden is a professional freesurfer, style master, and comedic content creator from the North Island of New Zealand.

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Steaming Heats with Pipeline Master Rob Machado Sep 16, 2024

Sun Bum Presents... Steaming Heats with Rob Machado - War stories from the incredible competitive career of Mr Soul Glo himself. From the 95 high-five at Pipe to the 2000 Pipe Masters Championship, to the time he "Burkharted" Derek Ho at Trestles. Get to know the rashie-wearing comp beast behind the world’s most stylish and beloved free surfing spirit lord! UTFS

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Swellness: Supercharge Your Surfing, Life and Spirituality w/ Jason Rice's Surf Apnea Sep 11, 2024

Jason Rice is a former elite tactical police officer and counter-terrorism operative who developed a breath work protocol to help minimise the stress response and now trains some Australia’s top surfers.

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GOT IT RIGHT! Woz Finals Trainwreck Averted as Rightful World Champs Crowned at Trestles Sep 08, 2024

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PHEW! The most dominant competitive surfers of 2024 John John Florence and Caity Simmers are now the rightful World Champions after a day of such little truth the lies threatened to boil over and cook the entire sport! That's not say there weren't some magic moments! Smiv and Deadly break it all down and offer a resounding "Good luck and good riddance!" to Lower Trestles as a World Title deciding venue.

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GAME ON! Woz Finals to Run Tonight! Last Word From the Pickle and Vortex Coaches Glen Micro Hall and Matt Bemrose Sep 06, 2024

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GAME ON! Woz finals will run tonight and as a final word on the whole shebang we jumped on the blower to the coaches of our Aussie Hopefuls Molly Picklum and Jack Robbo to get a feel for these final 48 hours before the first hooter blows its load. HERE WE GO SWELLIANS! BRING THAT THREE TOED SALAD BOWL HOME YOU GOOD THINGS!

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WOZ TOP 5 SCOOP! Exactly who are these people? Good Peeps or Unbearable Pests? Two CT Peers Dish the Dirt! Sep 05, 2024

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Exactly who are the WSL Top 5? Decent hard working folk, or unbearable mouth breathers you wouldn't wanna waste a single second standing next to? Will our World Champion Surfers be World Champion People too? Or will they World Champion Ding Dongs? We hit up two surfers of irreproachable character Isabella Nichols and Ryan Callinan to dish the dirt on the personalities behind the contenders.

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IT'S FUCKEN FATE! Ronnie Blakey's Voodoo Coin Toss Reveals 2024 World Champions! Sep 04, 2024

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FATE DECIDES! ...with Ronnie Blakey. We flipped a magic Boogie coin to find out who would win each match up on the way to the best-of-three World Title Showdown. Who is on the right side of the universe and who will have their dreams crushed by the cruel hand of fate?!!! Find out within!

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Blitzed Spesh! Women’s Title Showdown Throw Down with Kweeeen Layne Beachley! Sep 03, 2024

Up – The Financial Revolution that’s got young Aussies balls Presents… The Women’s World Title Show Down Throw Down with Her Majesty the Swellian Kween Layne Collette Beachley! When you wanna know winners you ask a winner! UTFSK (Swellian Kween!)

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Parko's Nose Picks 2024 World Champ! Lexi Woz Final Hype Week Begins! Sep 02, 2024

Up - the financial Revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents... Parko's World Title Picks! In day one of our Lexi Woz Finals Hype Reel the 2012 World Camp and Pipeline Master Joel Leslie Parkinson takes us through the men's side of the draw and predicts who will lift the three-toed salad bowl come days end! If anyone knows, Parko's Nose! UTFS!

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Core Lords: Jacob Boylan Sep 01, 2024

Jacob Boylan is the lead singer of the increasingly iconic Australian garage rock and roll band, Mini Skirt. He is also a surfer, graphic artist, and landscape gardener.

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Swellness: The Fundamental Seven, Maximising Mindset and Performance w/ Simon Williams Aug 29, 2024

Welcome to our Inaugural Swellness Podcast, the first in a new series that will provide you with cutting-edge, evidence-based knowledge and tools to help you surf better and live better.

Today’s guest is former professional cricket player turned Mindset and Performance Coach, Simon Williams, who outlines the seven fundamentals for good health along with a series of protocols and hacks for maximising mindset and performance.

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Blitzed: Final Five LOCKED and LOADED in a Cloudbreak Classic Aug 24, 2024

All the action from the heats that mattered at the Outerknown Fiji Pro.

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Blitzed: High Drama, Filthy Cones and a Brazilian Clinic on Day One of the Fiji Pro Aug 22, 2024

Catch up on all the day one action from the Outerknown, Fiji Pro.

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Core Lords: Kyle Thiermann Aug 20, 2024

Kyle Thiermann is a pro surfer, Patagonia team rider, journalist, hunter, and film maker from Santa Cruz, California. Follow him on his website here.

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Blitzed Fiji Preview: Slaughterhouse Five – Cloudbreak Set For Bloodbath in Race to the WSL Finals Aug 17, 2024

Fiji Pro Preview: Can Vortex and Eeeeeeewing hold their nerves and places in the top 5? Will Medina make a late charge and storm the WSL finals? Are wildcards Sierra Kerr and Erin Brooks going to shatter Pickles dreams? Will Goat rain little Goat pebbles all over the rest of the field? Smiv and Deadly discuss...

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Breastmilk Doping Scandal Rocks Silver Medalist, Sally Gritz-gibbons Pumps US Chang into Bed Rock, Mid-North Coast Megladon Nightmares & More… Aug 15, 2024

Billabong Presents… Smiv and Deadly back on regular transmission and taking on the surfing world’s biggest stories including… the breastmilk doping scandal rocking our silver medalist, the French nuclear cloud killing Tahitians, the Mid North Coast Megladon epidemic, and will Queen Riss receive a 21 Clam salute at the next Swellian live show? No piece of nuclear bombed Pacific atoll coral left unturned. UTFS!

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Core Lords: Alan Van Gysen Aug 12, 2024

Alan Van Gysen is a leading surf photographer and cinematographer from Cape Town, South Africa. His new project, Now Now Media, tells the stories of some of surfing's best and least known surfing locations; from Puerto Escondido to Mozambique. Follow AVG on Instagram here.

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NEW SHOW! Rasta, Seano, Smiv and Deadly Present... Notes From the End of the World! Aug 07, 2024

Patagonia and Roaring Journals Presents... a brand new series dedicated to surfing and surfers leading to the charge towards positive change, environmental optimism through action, and eternal froth in the face of endless doom! It's Notes From the End of the World and it's here to get you psyched on chippin' in! Yeeeeew! UTFS!

Rossy at Shippies, Rasta on Lord Howe and Greenough's Bindi patch right here!

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WE WOZ ROBBO'ED! Olympics Priority Debacle + Gold for Marksy Bra and Vaast Aug 06, 2024

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Fuck it was slow but sheeez it made for some riveting corn tightening action as our very own Vortex Shaman Jack Robbo took on Finals Day at sleepy with odd-cone End of the Road. In the end the Irukandjis bring home a well earned Silver medal for Straya while Marksie Brah claimed gold for the yanks and Kauli Vaast secured an immortal hometown victory for the ages.

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PARKO'S NOSE! Olympic Judging Controversy and Grindcore Action for Round Three and the Quarter Finals Aug 02, 2024

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Coolangatta great and 2012 World Champ, Joel 'Leslie Snorkoss' Parkinson joins us on the line to discuss the grindy but all important round three/quarterfinal action, including the controversy surrounding Australian ISA judge, Ben Lowe.

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SACRE' BLEU! OLYMPIC SURFING ENTERS THE THUNDERCONE! Day 3 Wrap: Terrifying Teahupoo and an Irukandji Clinic In Round Three of the Mens. Jul 30, 2024

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Day 3 and does it get any better? An Olympic showdown in waves of mortal CONEquence featuring a who’s who of iconic vortex shamans and slab warriors going at it! We relive one of the greatest days in pro surfing history with all the appropriate fizz and froth.

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Tragedy and Triumph! Our Pickle Goes Down while the Vortex Shaman Threads "Greatest Cone in Olympic History!" - Day 2 Wrap Jul 29, 2024

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The agony and the ecstasy of Olympic competition was on full display this morning as Our Pickle's Dreams of Gold came to a sudden and dramatic end at the hands of France's Johanne Defay. Meanwhile The Vortex Shaman responded to Round 1's surprise relegation with a cone so magnificent it had Olympic Hero Owen Wright calling it the best corn rinse in Olympic history! His words not ours! Get the wrap on all the days action and tomorrow's big match ups right here!

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Blitzed: Olympics Day 1 Wrap - Heeeyeewing & Tyler Get it Done, Stars & Stripes Dominate, Vortex & Pickle With Work to do in Round 2 Jul 28, 2024

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Surfing's second crack at the Five Rings delivered with some hmaaaad cones, wild floggings and the Murkans fricken dominating at Chopes! The Irukandis had a mixed day with Heeeyeeewing and T-Dub getting Ws but Pickle and Vortex Shaman have work to do in Round 2.

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OLYMPICS FINAL WORD: With Heeeeyeeeewing's Super Coach Bede "The Moose" Durbidge Jul 26, 2024

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He got it done with Owen Wright in Tokyo, but can North Straddie Super Coach Bede Durbidge medal again with Ethan Heeeeeeeyeeeeeeewing? We speak with "the Moose" on location in Tahitio to see how his boy and the rest of the Irukandjis are dealing with the last 24 hours before go time!

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Breaking News: Jack Robbo Cuts Ankle in Warm Up Sesh! Plus: The Hog Drops by for an ATS Full Olympic Preview! Jul 25, 2024

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Breaking news from Teahupoo just hours out from the Olympics - The Vortex Shaman has done himself a nasty after a collision with the reef, we got the details! We also welcome Chopes Orb Pig Nathan "Hoggy" Hedge into the ATS trough for our deep dive Olympic Preview. Fwaaaark fair bit garn on! Bring the Sting! UTFS!

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Blitzed: Rose Gold Olympic Immortal Owen Wright Predicts Irukandji Domination at Chopes! Jul 25, 2024

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Australian Bronze Medal Hmaaad Cunt Owen Wright reckons the Irukandjis can bring four medals home from Tahiti if they can embrace the "Olympic moment" that Cathy Freeman, Susie O'Neill and Steven Bradbury locked into on their journeys to immortality! Hmaaaaaad!

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Olympic Exclusive: Chopes Rights, Aussie Turn Coats and the Best Paddle Battles in History! Jul 23, 2024

Up - the financial Revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents... Jack Robbo's Super Coach Matt Bemrose and Chopes legend Simon Thornton take us into the Aussie Irukandjis bunker and deliver some exclusive revelations just days out from the first hooter of the 2024 Olympic Games! Get ready for Chopes rights, the best paddle battles ever seen and a bunch of Aussies wearing other team's colours! Heckaz!

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Gold For Straya! Parko's Nose Olympics Jul 23, 2024

Up - the financial Revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents... The 2012 World Champ and Pipe Master kicks off our Olympic Preview week with his thoughts on the cons, the dark horses and who will medal at Chopes. And he's smellin' gold for Straya! If anyone knows, Parko's Nose.

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Would you cut off ya nuts to get coned 24/7? Castration Special featuring Doinka, the Olympics, Puerto Escondido, Chopes, The Changaz & a Chinese Meth Dealer all having their gear neutered! Jul 20, 2024

Billabong and the Otis Carey West Up River Collection Presents… The bad news is Swellian Mascot Doinka just had his nuts cut off. The Good news is he’s now getting coned 24/7 so he doesn’t chew the stitches out of where his balls used to be. But who else is in the firing line for castration? Turns out the Mexican Pipeline, The Olympics at Chopes, the Challenger Series and plenty more are also in danger of losing their figs. Smiv and Deadly discuss why. UTFS!!

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Core Lords: George Pittar Jul 18, 2024

George Pittar is the number four ranked surfer on the Challenger Series, who grew up between Vanuatu and Manly on the Northern Beaches of Sydney. He was a standout during the Australian leg of the World Tour.

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Blitzed: Jacob 'Chippo' Wilcox Talks East Coast Swellpocalypse, Skeleton Bay and why the WOZ Needs To GET IT RIGHT on the Chang Jul 16, 2024

Skullcandy ANC Crusher 2 presents...We're joined by ATS's favourite son, the All-Australian vortex shaman, Jacob 'Chippo' Wilcox, as he prepares for the final leg of the Challenger Series.

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Blitzed Special: Is the Changaz Dogshit? Jul 13, 2024

Skullcandy ANC Crusher 2 presents... Blitzed Special: Smiv and Deadly pull out the red pens to give the Changaz a mid-year report card following the recent fizzer that was the Ballito Pro in South Africa. The bad news is, the Changaz in it's current form does not get a pass mark as a stepping stone to the CT, i n fact, it might actually be dog caca. The good news is, the Aussies are on the comp up! Much to discuss!

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Core Lords: Brent Simpson Jul 09, 2024

Brent Simpson is a former outlaw motorcycle gang member who spent six years behind bars before turning his life around and becoming a community leader.

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Kick Ya Dots Off! As Stab High Japan, The Olympics and Oz Grom Season cops the full pink eye from Smiv & Deady Jul 03, 2024

Billabong Presents... An ATS Reg ep Spesh as Smiv and Deadly cast their all knowing stink eye over Stab High Japan, the glory of the Occy Grom Comp, the passing of Tamayo Perry, The upcoming Olympic heat draw, Dane Reynolds' shop getting bulldozed, Gabby's inner fire getting some diesel, and much much more...

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Blitzed: A Stonk in the Wonk as Italo and Caity Blitz Sack-a-Rimmer Jun 30, 2024

Is Pro Surfing back cunce? Has the Woz nailed it in 2024? The race for the final five hit obscene peaks at the Oi Rio Pro in Sack-a-Rimmer as 7 of the top 8 men made the quarters and Caity Simmers seized an incredible third win to a remarkable season. Bring on 8-10 foot Cloudy already!

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Up Late Returns! Occy's '83 World Title Melt, What's Next for GOAT, MR on Geoff McCoy... With Surfing World Editor Sean Doherty. Jun 28, 2024

29 Gold Cone Piece Award Winner Sean Doherty sits deep in the culture cone as ATS Up Late returns! This ep we take a look at Surfing World Magazine Issue 423 which features a whopping 10,000 word profile on Occy and his 83 World Title Melt, discuss what's next for GOAT and look at the place of the surf mag in modern day media. Suck back a fatty and put ya feet up.

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FREEDOM FOR ASSANGE! The Surfing Senator, Peter Whish-Wilson Explains Jun 25, 2024

Is it true? Is Julian Assange really set to be freed and allowed to return to Australia after 12 years locked in the Ecuadorian Embassy and Belmarsh Prison? We phoned the Surfing Senator to get the low down on what's going on.

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System Failure: Punter's Politics aka Konrad Michalski Jun 25, 2024

Today we are joined by Konrad Michalski, aka Punter's Politics, a school teacher turned YouTube and now podcast sensation, who’d had an absolute gut full and put the crosshairs on this facade of a democracy we live in.

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BURCH and the GANG LIVE from SWELLNESS AFLOAT Jun 22, 2024

Who sharted, who got coned, who got bounced, who breathed themselves into another dimension? All the important questions answers as the Swellians phone in from aboard the majestic Barrenjoey Surf Charter in the Ments.

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Has Nate Floz Got Surfing’s Most Hygienic Dot? Are the Brazzo’s Ready to Finger Bang the Back End of Top 5 In Rio? Are the Kerrzy’s Straya’s Greatest Surfing Export? And What the Fuck is Up with Smiv’s Just Cuts Hairy? Jun 19, 2024

Billabong and Occy’s Grom Comp Presented by Sun Bum June 28 - July 2 presents… A regular ep so chock full of orbular insanity and gutter profanity you’ll need to have a Detol bath and a Nate Floz Coight Mint just to stand the look of yourself in your own bathroom mirror.

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Topics discussed at length include…

Fanning’s Charity Golf Day
Stab High
Smivvy’s New 'Just Cuts' Hair Do
A Rio Preview featuring horny Brazilian digits ready to finger the shit out of the Woz top 5.
Nias Conefest
Kerzzy Fam gettin’ Drained
Indo Swell-a-palooza
Death in Indo
Old Cunts getting Slabs
White cunts shutting off waves with Savvy Real Estate deals
Swellians lording the Q&A
Is Nate Floz’s dot so clean you could use it to wipe the sleep from a new born’s baby's eye?

There’s that much shit in here ay. Feast away!

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Hackers! An ATS Live chinwag with Legendary Foam Crafters Malcom Campbell, Neal Purchase Jr and Ellis Ericson Jun 17, 2024

Wild Things Gallery Presents... Board Talk!

Live from Wild Things Gallery in the Byron Bay Industrial Estate on a chilly winter evening it’s a good old fashioned lip flapping session with three world-renowned and totally original surfboard crafters. Featuring Malcolm Campbell of Campbell Brothers going deep on Bonzer specs, Neal Purchase shaping for feel and Ellis Ericson’s adventures in sustainable designs, it’s an arvo well worth checking in on!

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GET ROOTED! Inside Xavier Huxtable's 20 Point Perfect Heat at Throbbing Nias Jun 12, 2024

Up - the financial revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents... Up Lord of the Week featuring Victorian and Torquay Boardriders Club Hmaaaadman Xavier Huxtable who just dropped a perfect heat score of 20/20 in giant throbbing orbs in the Nias regional Q. Find out how he did it right here and for fuck's sake... get on the sign up with Up already!

Download the ‘Up’ app and sign up in minutes. Use code 'UTFS' for $10 on signup (do it all from the comfort of your phone, no need to go to the bank or any of that bullsh*t). T&C's @ up.com.au

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BLITZED: JJF Hits Mondo Neckbeard Strength to Score First Win of the 2024 Season. Marksie Brah Goes Back-to-backl! Pure. Tour. Nerdism Jun 11, 2024

Ocean & Earth Apex Boardcover Range Presents... Blitzed: Pure. Tour. Nerdism. All the high flying action from Punta Roca as the Woz hits El Salv for a big old Octopus Ring Snap-a-thon.

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Noz goes Boog, Floz Bros in Huge Indo Cone-Off, El Sav Preview, Coneheads & Bone Heads, and Gabby’s Seacock Returns! Jun 06, 2024

Billabong & Occy's Grom Comp Presents… ATS regular ep dong dragging epic featuring Noz Deane at the Shark Island Challenge, El Sav preview, Taylor Knox’s Forrest Gump moment, huge Indo Cone-offs, Gabby’s sea cock And much much more!

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Occy's Grom Comp June 28 - July 3

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NEW SHOW: Search FM with Slab Gluttons Mason Ho & Rory Pringle Jun 03, 2024

Rip Curl Presents... Search FM with Mason Ho and Rory Pringle as they talk about their gluttonous Scottish rock shelf slab banquet Caveheart - a surf movie that has to be seen to be believed! Prepare for dings, bangs, bruises and outrageous vision from two of the great avante-guard surf film makers.

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Blitzed: Chicks with Sticks Rule and Ferreira Fires in Teahupoo Shat Fest May 31, 2024

A magical muck fest for the ages, lead by the ladies, and backed up with a tonne of mind melting, shat-inducing, cones of mortal CONEquence for the men.

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Core Lords: Mikey Brennan May 29, 2024

Mikey Brennan is an underground slab and big wave specialist from Tasmania. He's also a survivor of the most serious kind of child abuse and shares his tips for surviving trauma, and what lies on the other side.

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Late Chopes Mail from Up Bank Lord of the Week, Liam O’Brien, at The End of the Road May 27, 2024

Up - the banking revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents...Liam 'LOB' O'Brien. He gets this week's Lord of the Week for his psychotic 'wave of a lifetime' while warming up for the Tahiti Pro. Find it here.

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Core Lords: Ben Mondy May 23, 2024

Ben Mondy is a multiple time Gold Cone Piece Award winning surf journalist, from Red Head, Newcastle, via the United Kingdom. He was a writer for Tracks Magazine during the Kelly/Andy years and travelled the world reporting on systemic degeneracy amidst the elite surfing community, of which he was a repeat offender.

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Core Lords: Rodrigo Perez May 20, 2024

Rodrigo Perez is a world leader in health, wellness and functional medicine who has worked with the likes of Gabriel Medina, Griffin Colapinto, Joel Parkinson, Erin Brooks, and many more.

His book, The Art of Longevity, is out May 14. Find it at his website or on Amazon, and follow him on instagram here.

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Up Lord of the Week – Dane Henry: Our newest ISA World Junior Champ May 17, 2024

Up - the banking revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents... Dane Henry. Fresh off the most dominant Aussie team performance at the ISA World Surfing games in 15 years our newly crowned ISA junior World Champ sits down for a wrap about big airs, team spirit and doin' it for Straya! Hmaaaad!

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Blitzed: Gold, Gold, Gold! Clean Sweep for Straya at Da Narra Chang! May 15, 2024

North Narrabeen's Jordy Lawler urged on to a famous victory in front of a parochial home crowd and Isabella Nichols claims her first win of the Challenger Series to complete an Australian clean sweep.

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Core Lords: Soli Bailey's Festivus of Cone! May 13, 2024

Skullcandy Crusher ANC 2: the official Headphones of Ain't That Swell Presents... Core Lords with proud Bundjalung man Soli Bailey. The Byron Bay local is having a year to remember - a festivus of the cone if you will - as he drains em from Shippies, to Cloudies, to parts unknown on Surfline and O'Neill's Maps to Nowhere. Will he take Nate Florence's title of most hole stuffed human on the planet? We say yes!

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Woz Axe Decapitates Tour, Box Breaks Spine, Goldy Goes the Gurn and the Great Goat Vegan Spider Silk Slurpfest May 09, 2024

Billabong X Occumentary 25th Anniversary Tour Presents... Smivvy and Deadly garn deep on the power of the ping, the compressed vertebrae of a CT weapon, Mick Mick D's big night on the tiles, thin shreds of cotton riding gelatinous dot and milking Goat teet for that sweet sweet vegan spider silk. Get on the slurp already!

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Blitzed: PEEEYEEEWER CHANGAZ GOLD ! Woz Serves Up Smorgasboard of Shred as Snapper Delivers May 06, 2024

Skullcandy Crusher ANC 2 Presents... Blitzed: Pure. Tour. Nerdism. The first Chang of the new series served up all sorts of party snacks including 10 point cones, inverted Meola flips, peeeeyeeewer rail shamnism, a World Champ super heat and a Fish and friends Gurn-off for the ages. In the end it was Lennox hard man Mikey McDonagh and Canadian Texan Erin Brooks who slurped the big slushies for the win!

Big thanks to Skullcandy the official Headphones parter of the Swellians!

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Core Lords: Art Lord, Shred Fiend, Ayatolla of Rock & Rolla Paul McNeil May 03, 2024

Ocean & Earth Presents... Core Lords with Paul McNeil. Emerging from the peak era Mambo collective of artists Paul McNeil has forged a surf soaked and stoked life of music, colour and explosive creativity to become one of the most beloved figures in Australian pop core culture.

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Core Lords: Conner Coffin Apr 30, 2024

Conner Coffin is a former World Tour surfer and Final Five Contender from Santa Barbara, California. He remains one of the best power surfers in the world and has just embarked on a new chapter of his career as a Freesurfer.

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Core Lords: Matt Bromley Apr 27, 2024

Ocean & Earth Presents... Core Lords: Matt Bromley is a big wave surfer, slab specialist, podcaster, public speaker, and community outreach worker from Cape Town, South Africa.

Follow him on Instagram, here. On youtube, here. And support his work with the 9Miles Project here.

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Blitzed: Cut Chaos and Margaret River Mayhem w/ WSL Commentator, Ronnie Blakey Apr 24, 2024

We're joined by WSL commentator, Ronnie Blakey, to dissect all the drama from the Margaret River Pro.

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SHAMAN ALERT! Jack Robbo Straight From the Margies Podium to ATS! Apr 21, 2024

Up - the financial revolution that's got Aussies backs presents... Up Lord of the Week: Jack Robinson! Fresh off his famous humping of John John Florence in the final of the Margaret River Pro, the Vortex Shaman jumps a call to speak exclusively to the Swellian Army within an hour of the final hooter! Gather your arms Swellians... you're in Robbo's house now!

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Core Lords: Simon Williams Apr 18, 2024

Simon Williams is a former professional cricket player turned Mindset and Performance Coach, who has worked with a range of high profile athletes across various disciplines, including surfing, the National Rugby League, cricket, Olympians, Winter Olympians, dancers, and artists.

You can find out more about his programs at MAPPLIFE.COM and on Instagram here.

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ATS LIVE IN TORQUAY WITH STEPH GILMORE: ON STAGE AT LAST! Also Featuring Occy and Pickles to round out the all-time panel! Apr 15, 2024

Billabong X Occumentary 25th Anniversary Presents... ATS Live from Torquay with Molly Picklum, Occ Snow and Steph "Femme Goat" Gilmore! One of the all-time great live eps as the Queen, the Queen-to-be and the King of the Bowl trade yarns to a room full of frothing Swellians and Swelliettes! UTFS!!

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OCCUMENTARY 25TH ANNIVERSARY DATES AND TICKETS BELOW

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Goat's Last Hurrah, Sickening Shippies Detonatations, Saint Mick of Penrith and Smivvy's Guide to Better Living! Apr 13, 2024

Billabong X 25 Year Anniversary of the Occumentary Presents... A classic ATS regular episode featuring Slater's Last Swing at Margies, a gargantuan fuck off swell at Shippies, Dane Reynolds' has a surf shop, Caity Simmers favourite band, and Smivvy's Tibetan Guide to Better Living! Keeeeding me?!!!

Also Up Lord of the Week is 50 year-old slab fiend Dylan Longbottom! Get on the Up program today freaks!

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Core Lords: Dustin Barca Apr 09, 2024

Today we’re joined by the former Kauaian hoodlum, turned hard man, turned community folk hero, Dustin Barca.

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Blitzed: FULL MURICA TAKEDOWN! Caity, Cole, Grif and More Demo the field at Bells Apr 05, 2024

Billabong X Jack McCoy 25th Anniversary Tour of the Occumentary Presents... Blitzed Bells Wrap - the Full American Demo Job as Rookie Cole Houshmand, Buzzer Beater Caity Simmers, The Colapinto Bros and all the rest of the 2 percenters rinse their buttholes on the red and blue rashies of all comers to shake up the rankings heading into the cut at Margies!!!

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ATS LIVE from Surf for Sanity ft. 2005 World Champ and Hall of Famer, Chelsea Hedges, Techno Viking, Blake Johnston, and Sporting Excellence Shaman, Simon Williams. Apr 03, 2024

Live from the Surf for Sanity Charity event in Cabarita, featuring 2005 World Champ and Hall of Famer, Chelsea Hedges, Techno Viking, Blake Johnston, and Sporting Excellence Shaman, Simon Williams.

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Core Lords: Brett Burcher (Part Two) Mar 28, 2024

Brett Burcher is a former professional surfer, big wave surfer, trained breathwork pracitioner, and disability support worker working with an athlete who competed at the Adaptive Surfing World Tour event held in Byron last week.

He will also be heading our Inaugural Swellness Boat Trip to the Mentawais from June 8th - 19th.

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System Failure: Seismic Blasting w/ Rasta + Drew McPherson from Surfrider Mar 26, 2024

As protests and paddle outs once again sweep the country in opposition to seismic blasting by oil and gas companies on the sea floor, we dive deep inside the issue with Drew McPherson from Surfrider and special guest host, Dave Rastovich.

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Occ & McCoy! 25 years Occumentary Special with the DeNiro and Scorsese of Surf Cinema! Mar 21, 2024

Billabong Presents... An ATS special episode celebrating 25 years since the release of The Occumentary – Jack McCoy's comeback bio masterpiece on the one and only Raging Bull Mark Occhilupo! Marinate in one of surfing's all time great collaborative partnerships as Occ and McCoy personally escort you through the most legendary piece of surf cinema ever created... touring for the first time on the big screen over the next couple of months. Get ya tickets Swellians!

DATES & TICKETS HERE

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Wednesday, May 1 Noosa BOOK NOW

Thursday, May 2 Byron Bay BOOK NOW

Sunday, May 5 Gold Coast BOOK NOW

Wednesday, May 8 Wollongong BOOK NOW

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Blitzed Portugal Take Down: Goggles-pinto and Jojo Defay Slay Half Decent/Semi Rank Porch Mar 18, 2024

BILLABONG & ATS LIVE AT TORQUAY HOTEL MARCH 24 PRESENTS... Blitzed: Full Portuguese Wrap Up including the Return of Cyborg Medina, Heeeeeyeeeeewing is cruising, Vortex Shaman Mega Oop, Women's Tour Warhorses Kick the Filly's to the Kerb and Griffin Goggles-pinto seals victory and the mustard rashy heading into Bells.

ATS Live at Torquay Hotel with Special Guests Stephanie Gilmore, Jack Robinson and Occy! Don't miss it!

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System Failure: West Australian Forest Alliance w/ Dave Rastovich Mar 13, 2024

Welcome to System Failure featuring special guest host, Dave Rastovich. This week we go inside the West Australian Forest Alliance with Campaign Director, Jess Beckerling.

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Blitzed: Burleigh Reigns Supreme in an Australian Boardriders Battle for the Ages ft. Bottz + Stace Galbraith Mar 11, 2024

Wow! Are you keeeeeeding me?! The Australian Boardriders Battle was an extravaganza of club surfing culture and high performance shralping. From bricklayers to former world champs, up and coming prodigies to washed up degenerates - it had it all. We relive Burleigh's famous maiden victory at their homebreak with team captain Jay Bottle Thompson and broadcast commentator, Stace Galbraith.

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Dispatch from the XXL Fiji Mega Swell with Soli Bailey & Lazzla Enever Mar 08, 2024

Up – the financial revolution that's got young Aussie's backs presents... LORD OF THE WEEK featuring Cloudbreak Cone Charging Heathens Soli Bailey & Laura Enever still dripping water from their nose holes direct from the check-in counter at Nadi Airport, Fiji!

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Blitzed: Smiv & Deadly Suck Sunset Right Off, Get Pumped for Portugal! Mar 02, 2024

Ocean & Earth Presents... Blitzed: The Sunset Pro Aussie clean sweep conny wrap with Vortex and Pickle humping the fuck out of the joint! And a quick look at Porch and who needs to pull their fingers out of their dates to avoid getting cut fart in their nose holes.

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Core Lords: Dr Cliff Kapono Mar 01, 2024

Cliff Kapono is an Indigenous Hawaiian Pro Surfer, Scientist, Hawaiian language speaker, and cultural ambassador.

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It's an Irukandjis Olympics Sting Bath with Bede "The Moose" Durbidge direct from the ISA Games in Puerto Rico Feb 27, 2024

Ocean & Earth Presents... A Blitzed Olympics qualification update with Pipeline Master and Irukandjis super coach Bede "The Moose" Durbidge who is on the ground at the ISA Games in Puerto Rico right now with the Vortex Shaman, Heeeeyeeeewing, T-Dub, The Pickle, Our Sal and Morg Borg hunting out that sweet, tangy, green and gold glory! Bring the sting!

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Blitzed Special Ep! MOLLY PICKLUM – Pipe and Sunset Slayer Direct From Da Islands Brah!!! Feb 22, 2024

Up... The Financial Revolution that's Got Young Aussie's Backs Presents... Lord of the Week with SUNSET, PIPE & HAWAIIAN KWEEEEEN MOLLY THE PICKLES PICKLUM!!!!

Download the ‘Up’ app and sign up in minutes. Use code 'UTFS' for $10 on signup (do it all from the comfort of your phone, no need to go to the bank or any of that bullsh*t). T&C's @ up.com.au

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Core Lords: Jed Smith (Part Two) Feb 20, 2024

I sit down for a chat with Shannon Farrugia from the Terrible Happy Talks Podcast.

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Core Lords: Ricky Basnett Feb 17, 2024

Ricky Basnett is a South African former World Tour surfer, artist, tattoo artist, photographer, truth seeker, truth teller, meditation enthusiast, and alcoholic in recovery.

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Blitzed: Pipes For the Fucken Girls as Pip Walks Out! ATS Pipe Pro Wrap Live from Da Islands! Feb 14, 2024

Ocean & Earth Presents... Blitzed: The Pipe Pro Wrap Up with Smivvy Live in the Haleiwa Maccas Carpark!

Featuring...

The day that changed women's surfing forever! Mondo cones with Pickles, Simmers and Betty Lou!

Glitch Chambers with Barron Mamia! Orb Wranging with Cal Robbo, O'Learyzy Brah and JJF.

And the dreaded puckered corn smears it's stank all over Fil Toledo's duel World Championships as a lacklustre performance and withdrawal from the event sparks an intense backlash from pro surfing's fans which leads to the Brazilian's shock exit from the 2024 title race.

WOW WOW WOW!

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Core Lords: Matty Hannon Feb 07, 2024

Matty Hannon is a surfer and filmmaker behind the all-time, soon-to-be released surf-travel epic, Road To Patagonia, which charts his journey from the jungles of the Mentawai islands to Alaska and onto Patagonia by motorbike and horseback.

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GSNT: Ice Blue Eyes...Layne Beachley Knows Her Name by Matt George Feb 02, 2024

Today's episode of the Greatest Stories Never Told will be read by the award winning surf journalist and author of In Deep: The Collected Surf Writings, Matt George.

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Mouth Dags & Shroom Hell Unleashed! Smiv and Deadly Tee Off on Riss & Steph, Motel Hell, Soup Bowls, and the Illigimate Son of Fabio Gouveia and Lenny Kravitz! Jan 29, 2024

Billabong Presents... Smiv and Deadly drain four litres of nubile nip milk and go full lactose intolerant on all the hmaaaaadness of the surf world over the past few weeks, including: Riss & Steph calling it quits, the sackings of Lisa Andersen and Bethany Hamilton, the peach Prince of the Tweed, the dangers of eating shrooms growing out of your own corn and so very much more... At it!

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GSNT: Doomsday Diaries by Palestinian-American writer, Sarah Aziza Jan 27, 2024

Sarah Aziza is a Palestinian-American writer whose family remains trapped in Gaza. This is her account of the events leading up to and following the October 7th terrorist attacks in Israel.

Sarah is a previous guest on ATS. You can hear her alongside Israeli surfer, Yotam, in System Failure, Episode One.

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Blitzed: Total Pipe Pro and 24 Woz Season Preview + Breaking News on Steph Gilmore's Retirement Jan 24, 2024

Ocean & Earth Presents... Blitzed: Full Pipe Pro and 24 Woz Season Preview complete with breaking news on the retirement of X8 World Champ Steph Gilmore and a chat with Liam O'Brien. Hmaaaad spray of pure tour nerdism right between the hooters!

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Core Lords: Rusty Miller and Tricia Shantz Jan 22, 2024

Rusty Miller, born in 1943, is a surfing and cultural treasure from Encinitas, California, and Byron Bay. Book a surf lesson with the man himself, right here.

Rusty's partner Tricia Shantz is a world class writer, historian, and former town planner. She is also the author of Neverland: American and Australian surfers in Byron 1960s & 1970s, which you can buy here.

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World Record Queen Laura Enever Lights Up the Usher Cup President's Dinner Jan 19, 2024

ushercup.com World Club Challenge Jan19-21 at Snapper Rocks Presents... ATS Live from the Usher Cup President's Dinner with special guests 78 World Champ Wayne"Rabbit" Bartholomew and Guinness World Record Queen Laura "Lazzla" Enever. Be sure to catch all the action of the world's best surf clubs ripping in at Snapper this weekend. ushercup.com

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King Stingray's Roy Kellaway joins ATS to talk Yolngu Surf Rock, Cooking Waves in Arnhem Land and the new Billies Collab Jan 15, 2024

Billabong X King Stingray Collab Collection Presents... Ain't That Swell with Roy Kellaway, one of the founding members of Arnhem Land Aussie Rock icons King Stingray. Get the lowdown on how the band emerged from the direct lineage of Yothu Yindi to create an instantly classic Aussie sound with their own unique voice, sharing story and language and taking the world by storm!

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GET YOUR CORN ON! Smiv and Deadly Ring in the First Ep of 2024!! Jan 12, 2024

Presented by Billabong X King Stingray Collection... Gurney out that holiday season detritus and get ready for a whole new year of ATS starting RIGHT NOW! This ep: Burleigh Single Fin goes the full peach, Backdoor Shootout cracks skulls, Jack Robinson's Cosmic Apricots, the sponsorship guillotine dismembers pro surfer heads like it's the French Revolution, plus... the best surfers, films and waves of 2023! It's good to be back Swellians. Rip in ya mongrels!

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BEST of ATS! Sayonara Big O! Owen Wright’s Retirement Party LIVE from Torquay w/ Mason Ho, Parko, and Occy Jan 07, 2024

Brought to you by Billabong and Better Beer…We celebrate the remarkable career of one of the best to ever do it, Owen Wright, alongside Hawaii’s Mason Ho, the 2012 World Champ, Joel Parkinson and 1999 World Champ, Mark Occhilupo.

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BEST of ATS! GOAT ON FIRE!!! Kelly Slater and Seth Moniz Live at Beer Farm Margaret River Jan 04, 2024

When the Goat comes to Ain't That Swell Live you know you're in for a magic night of pure surf yarn glory! Highlights including: The Greatest Sporting Victory of All-Time at this year's Billabong Pipe Pro, The True Story behind Goat's Eddie win, why he was forced to apologise to Mick "He's that Fucken Good" Fanning and so so so much more. It's real, it's raw, it's one for the ages Swellians, rip in!.

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BEST of ATS! Coolie Kids Reunion! Mick Fanning, Joel Parkinson, and Dean Morrison LIVE from the Cooly Hotel Jan 04, 2024

Hold onto your corn holes Swellians! Smivvy and Deadly have outdone themselves yet again, bringing together a panel of Australian surfing legends more steeped in sweet sweet oceanic glory than a bagful of puckered calamaris.

Thats right, Mick Fanning ("He's that fucken good!"), the Penrith-born, Ballina-raised, Coolangatta kingpin, and winner of three time world titles ("With a hammy on a screw") joins his old mate, 2012 World Champ, Joel 'Leslie Shnorkoss' Parkinson, and Dean 'Dingo lipstick' Morrison for a full blown fizzing froth-off for the ages.

It's Iconic. It's bubonic. It's turbo supersonic karrrrrrrronic. Rip in you filthy cone fiend core lord degenerates. This ones on us.

Are. You. Keeeeeeeeding. Me?!

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BEST of ATS! Da Goat & Raging Bull Spectacular in Torquay! Kelly and Occy Join The Swellians Jan 01, 2024

THE GOAT & THE RAGING BULL SPECTACULAR IN TORQUAY! Featuring Kelly Slater, Mark Occhilupo and an actual re-enactment of that time Harry Styles and the Goat nailed a stuntman tequila shot in Brazil! Starring Binns & Wet Lettuce as our shirtless lime in the eyes heroes! Up the Swellians!

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BEST of ATS! Core Lords: Joshe Faulkner Dec 31, 2023

Joshe Faulkner fought his way out of the slums of South Africa to become the two-time national surf champion. His remarkable story of survival, stoicism, and resilience is not to be missed.

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BEST of 2023! Core Lords: Kohl Christensen Dec 29, 2023

Kohl Christensen is a Hawaiian heavy-water specialist and Patagonia Ambassador.

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BEST of 2023! Core Lords: Dane Gudauskas Dec 27, 2023

Dane 'Gudang' Gudauskas is a professional freesurfer, big wave maniac and style master. Along with his two brothers, Pat and Tanner, he also fronts the Positive Vibe Warrior Foundation.

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BEST of 2023! Core Lords: Martin Daly Dec 25, 2023

Martin Daly is an ex-salvage diver, surfer, adventurer, and sea captain famous for, among other things, pioneering the Mentawais.

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BEST of 2023! Core Lords: Sterling Spencer Dec 24, 2023

Sterling Spencer is a former professional surfer from Pensacola, Florida, who suffered a series of serious brain injuries during his career.

We spoke with Spencer ahead of the release of a feature documentary, by Stab Magazine, called Are You Serious, which charts his decline following his most recent and severe traumatic brain injury.

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BEST of 2023! Core Lords: Wayne Cleveland Dec 21, 2023

Presented by Ocean and Earth...Smivvy catches up with underground Sydney South Side Icon Wayne Cleveland, who helped pioneer slab surfing throughout the 90s and early 2000s scoring plenty of magazine covers and spreads in the process. Then at the height of his charging he was suddenly gone, locked up for 10 years in one of the most notorious prisons in Australia. Strap ya selves in Swellians, some rip roaring yarns from a wild surfing existence coming right up!

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Core Lords: Nick Colbey Dec 18, 2023

Nick Colbey is an ultra-talented surfer, filmmaker and musician, born and bred in Byron Bay. His latest album, Journeyman, is available wherever you get your music.

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Blitzed: Vans Pipe Masters Kebab with the Lot! Ft. Hazza "30 Point Cone" Bryant Dec 15, 2023

Ocean & Earth Board Covers Presents... A Blitzed Vans Pipe Masters Kebab with the Lot featuring 30 Point Cone Pig Harry Bryant live on the blower from Waikiki. Relive the cone fest before Christmas!

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Rando Conversations... Shooting Surf with Artisan, Lens Kween and Senior Woz Photog Cait Miers Dec 12, 2023

Ocean & Earth Board Covers Presents... Rando Conversations with Artisan, Publisher, Lens Kween, Senior Woz Photog and Core Lord Cait Miers. Cait grew up on the Mornington Peninch and now travels the world shooting A List surf stars on tour, campaigns for top brands and tripped out salty surf mess for her own stoked out pleasure. Enjoy!

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Core Lords: Ray Collins Dec 07, 2023

Ray Collins was raised by a single mother in the Bulli public housing estate before becoming an award-winning surf photographer, waterman, and artist.

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OYSTERS & CAMEL MILK - Smiv and Deadly Are Back! Dec 05, 2023

Billabong Presents... After a month off the tools grinding the Q through South East Asia, Deadly returns to join Smivvy on a wild jaunt through all the best and worst of surfing over the past month including: Bierke's new brain melting clip, Laura Enever's Guiness World Record, and what it might be like to make love to Brazilian wild man Neco Padaratz. Garn get into it!

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System Failure: How to Give Power to the Peaceful w/ Palestinian Refugee, Subhi Awad Dec 03, 2023

Subhi Awad is a Palestinian refugee who was born in a refugee camp in Lebanon before emigrating to the United Kingdom and finally Australia, where he lives today. He is a human rights advocate and activist.

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Core Lords: Justen 'Jughead' Allport Nov 30, 2023

Jughead is a big wave surfer and pioneering slab shaman from the NSW Central Coast. He works full-time as a Fireman, a job he has held throughout his career.

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System Failure: War-in-the-Middle-East GOATspiracy Special w/ Lucy Small Nov 27, 2023

Bin Laden’s post 9/11 letter to America, White House Security Chief’s bizarre Islamophobic rants caught on camera, Charlie Kirk’s theory that the Israeli Defence apparatus deliberately let Hamas ransack the communities home to peace-loving Israeli activists, and Da Goat, Kelly Slater, smells a GOATspiracy.

With special commentary by pro longboader, Palestine/Israel traveller, and Greens media advisor, Lucy Small.

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LORD of the Week: Kelly 'The Nord Lord' Nordstrom Nov 24, 2023

Welcome to Ain't That Swell's Lord of the Week: Kelly 'The Nord Lord' Nordstrom. A 26 year old chippie slash core lord, cone fiend, hellman from Tasmania, he recently paddled a filthy death trap at massive Pedra Branca, 50km off the coast of Tassie - and lived to tell the tale.

Find him and his wave on Instagram, here.

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Arts Review: Why Brian Jonestown Massacre are the Epitome of the American Sickness Nov 23, 2023

Smivvy turns out to see Brian Jonestown Massacre at the Northern in Byron Bay and cops one of the worst gigs of all-time. This is his review.

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Blitzed: Dakoda Walters on Winning the Taiwan WQS 5000 and Starring in Epohke's New Blockbuster, Vacuum Nov 21, 2023

Yamba's rangey, super-grom, Dakoda Walters, has the world at his feet. Will he chase a World Tour birth or a freesurfing career - or both?

Ain't That Swell is proudly supported by, Healthy Hammered Kombucha, Smart Leash Co, and Swell CBD Oil.

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Core Lords: Jacob Wilcox Nov 18, 2023

Jacob Wilcox is a revered slab shaman, from South-West Australia, now in his rookie year on the World Tour.

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Core Lords: Liam O'Brien Nov 14, 2023

Liam O'Brien is a World Tour surfer, astute bogan classic, and acid jazz enthusiast from Benowa, west Gold Coast, via Burleigh Heads.

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Core Lords: Torren Martyn (Re-Run) Nov 13, 2023

Ahead of the premiere of 'Calypte,' we revisit our chat with surfer and adventurer Torren Martyn, recorded halfway through his nautical journey from Thailand down the length of Indonesia.

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Core Lords: James 'Taipan' Wood Nov 08, 2023

James ‘Taipan’ Wood is a two-time world junior champion, elite surf coach, shaper, and surfing mastermind from Lennox Head, on the NSW North Coast.

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Core Lords: Mega Semadhi (Re-Run) Nov 07, 2023

Mega Semadhi is literally a lord. The Balinese pro surfer and two-time winner of the Rip Curl Cup, Padang, is also a Hindu Priest (Mangku) in waiting.

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GSNT: Dysentry and Diamonds in the Rough on the Sub-Continent Nov 06, 2023

Smivvy yaks and nearly craps his daks on a torturous semi-skunk mission to southern India.

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Core Lords: Johnny Gannon Nov 03, 2023

Johnny Gannon is a leader in the field of strength, conditioning and wellness from Maroubra Beach, Sydney. He also served as Taj Burrow's coach and confidante for seven years on the World Tour.

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Core Lords: Gerry Lopez and Stacy Peralta (Re-run) Nov 01, 2023

We revisit our chat with Gerry Lopez and Stacy Peralta.

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Core Lords: Tom De Souza Oct 30, 2023

Award winning journalist, Tom De Souza, is halfway through a radical surfing and motorcycle adventure across Indonesia. He phones in from Sumba to bring us up to date.

You can watch his documentary series at Scenic Route TV.

And read about it on Tracksmag.com.

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System Failure: Sarah (Palestine) and Yotam (Israel) Discuss the Conflict in the Middle East Oct 26, 2023

Welcome to System Failure, a no-holds barred exploration of the global fuckery that defines our time.

Today we hear from a Palestinian and an Israeli about life in the Middle East in the midst of war.

As mentioned in the show, if you'd like to reach out to Yotam and help him achieve his surfing dreams, you can find him here. UTFS!

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Core Lords: Kipp Caddy Oct 25, 2023

Kipp Caddy is an Australian slab-specialist from the NSW South Coast, who recently suffered a near-fatal injury. Prior to that he undertook one of the great conequests with the great cone-conquerer, Nathan Florence.

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Core Lords: Chris Brock Oct 23, 2023

Chris Brock is one of Australian surfing's great unsung heroes. A product of Bondi Beach, he travelled the world surfing in the 1960s and 70s, featuring in Morning of the Earth and the Inner Most Limits of Pure Fun. He lived in a nudist colony in Kauai, in the famed Angourie treehouses, sailed from California to Australia with George Greenough, and so much more.

Find the documentary about Taylor's Camp in Kauai, here.

And listen to the Celibate Rifles rendition of Kev The Head - as mentioned in the program - here.

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GSNT: Meet the 90 Year Old Core Lord Walking Around Australia to Raise Money for Impoverished Children Oct 20, 2023

First published in News.com.au back in 2016, this story features the late great, Peter Tripovich, and his attempt to walk across Australia to raise money for impoverished children in South-East Asia.

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Can Goat's Forey Save the World? Oct 18, 2023

Billabong Presents... a good old fashioned Smiv and Deadly ATS breaking down surfing's most pressing and topical issues... including: Friend or foe: who is the new Woz head judge, Chippo and Our Sal locked in for the 24 CT, can the Goat's Foreskin save humanity and is Mason Ho surfing's John Pilger? Also; what sort of burgeois reptile would pay 18 million dollars for a prime piece of Lennox Head? Carn get into it ya mutts! UTFS

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GSNT: Diary of a Brawler - The Night I Almost Killed Someone Oct 17, 2023

Smivvy dips into his back catalogue with News Limited for this story about the night he almost killed a young, knife-carrying hoodlum in a street fight.

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FROM THE VAULT: Thundercloud Special ft. Dave Wassel, Kala Alexander, Lewis Samuels Oct 13, 2023

A breakdown of the monumental 2012 Cloudbreak swell - aka Thundercloud - with a couple of the stars from the day, Dave Wassel and Kala Alexander, with commentary from surf scribe, Lewis Samuels.

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FROM THE VAULT: Episode Two ft. Lewis Samuels, Al Knost and Pete Devries Oct 12, 2023

In episode two, we yarn with surfer and musician Alex Knost, surf-journalist Lewis Samuels, and Canadian Pro, Pete DeVries.

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FROM THE VAULT: Episode One, Season One, of Ain't That Swell ft. Ozzie Wright and Wilko Oct 10, 2023

That's right, we've found the first ever season of ATS from 2011/12, buried deep in the digital archives.

Over the coming days we'll be playing a few selections from the first season of ATS.

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Brainzo: What do Knackers, Anus Aperture and a Big Bird Shit Covered Rock Have in Common? Oct 08, 2023

Brainzo... The world's most inconsistent weekly surf trivia show is back to test your general surf knowledge. Can you beat quiz master Ronnie Blakey at his own game or is your shred knowledge as fickle as Mundaka on a mid range swell with an incoming tide? Play on!

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Special Edition: Kindness, Empathy and Understanding. Yinjinbarndi Man Simon Zuvich on Navigating the Final Weeks of the Voice Referendum Campaigns Oct 05, 2023

In this special edition less than two weeks out from The Voice Referendum Yinjinbarndi man and Swellian CORE LORD Simon Zuvich reminds us all to approach this moment with kindness, empathy and understanding. Don't let the haters divide us. The only way forward is side-by-side with respect and love for everyone who shares this country.

If you're undecided and/or would like more information on the Voice Referendum please read and watch the following...

https://ulurustatement.org/the-statement/view-the-statement/

https://www.abc.net.au/listen/programs/the-voice-referendum-explained

https://www.facebook.com/kimberleylandcouncil/videos/279935371179773/?extid=CL-UNK-UNK-UNK-IOS_GK0T-GK1C&ref=sharing&mibextid=e1zS5d

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Core Lords: Martin Daly Oct 02, 2023

Martin Daly is an ex-salvage diver, surfer, adventurer, and sea captain famous for, among other things, pioneering the Mentawais.

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Goat Watch: Featuring Assange, DaVinci's Exhumed Foreskin and Rob Lowe as the Honey Badger Sep 25, 2023

Billabong Presents... Smiv and Deadly sitting in a tin shed on a 40 degree day, sweatin' beads and musin' on the new Woz Schedge, Riss Moore's sis having a monstro BF, Puckered Fil's rank cornhole, and one of the most conspiratorial Goat Watch rants in history! Have we all been slurpin' on the Masonic Agenda this entire time and does Kelly Slater actually have Leonardo Da Vinci's exhumed foreskin in his hip?

IMPORTANT NOTE: If you'd like to support Port Macquarie shark attack survivor and Swellian brethren Toby Begg in his recovery you can donate here https://www.gofundme.com/f/shark-attack-rehabilitation?member=29008793&sharetype=teams&utm_campaign=p_na+share-sheet&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook

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GSNT: Oscar Wright and the Fear of Falling (by Matt George) Sep 25, 2023

Special guest and esteemed 7000 x Gold Cone Piece Award Winning surf journalist, Matt George, dips into his bulging sack of quality feature articles to produce this absolute stonker, charting the dark past of the ATS spirit animal himself, Ozzie Wright.

You can find Matt's new book, In-Deep: The Collected Surf Writings, here.

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GSNT: Rapa Nui with Kohl Christensen Sep 22, 2023

We take a trip back to the nineties and to what is still one of the most feared and neglected islands in surfing. Your guide is underground Hawaiian hero, and one time Rapa Nui resident, Kohl Christensen.

Today's episode is brought to you by Swell CBD oil and Smart Leash Co

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Core Lords: Kohl Christensen Sep 21, 2023

Brought to you by Better Beer's Arvo Ale...Kohl Christensen is a Hawaiian heavy-water specialist and Patagonia Ambassador.

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Core Lords: Matt George Sep 18, 2023

Brought to you by Better Beer's Arvo Ale...today's episode features one of the greatest surf journalists of all-time, Matt George. Matt's unique gonzo style saw him sleeping on Kelly Slater's mum's floor to get the scoop, shacking up with Cheyne Horan in Goonengerry, living with the Hamilton family just days after Bethany had lost her arm to a shark attack and much more.

His work has now been compiled into a book called, In-Deep, which you can get by following this link.

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Brainzo: Champions of the World Surf Trivia Spesh Sep 15, 2023

Ronnnie Blakey is back with a heaps spesh tribute ep to those surfers who have hoisted giant silver salad bowls into the air after becoming the champions of the world. So how well do you know these titans of the coloured rashie? Test yaself already.

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Core Lords: Brett Burcher Sep 13, 2023

Brought to you by Better Beer...Brett Burcher is a south coast slab shaman and former elite professional freesurfer, whose career has taken him from labouring on building sites, working as a tiler, to becoming a primary school teacher, all the while amassing countless cones of mortal conEquence, many of which found their way into surfing magazines and video sections.

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Blitzed Special: Smiv & Deadly Wrap the Rippy Woz Finals Day Where Puckered and Marksie Stole the Jewels Sep 11, 2023

Club Rip Curl Presents... Blitzed: Pure. Tour. Nerdism. The Rippy Woz Finals Day and 2023 tour season is done and World Champs have been crowned. But did Pro surfing WOW us in the end? Or did it leave us with an acrid taste in our mouths, like walking into a toilet where someone has just done a huge shit? Smiv and Deadly break down the Big Dance: the wins, the waves and the monumental melts!

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Blitzed Final Word: Mick Fanning Predicts Upsets and Boilovers on Eve of World Title Showdown Sep 09, 2023

Club Rip Curl Presents... Blitzed The Final Word with X3 World Champion Mick Fanning. Mick reckons the comp will run in the next 24 hours and he's predicting upsets and boilovers as the top seeds get mowed by surfers coming from deep in both the men's and women's race for the crown. HUGE!!!

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RED ALERT! BLITZED ALL STARS ANATOMIZE RIPPY WOZ FINALS DAY Sep 08, 2023

Rip Curl Presents... The Blitzed All Stars!

Featuring expert analysis from ’93 Battler Queen World Champ Naughty Pauline Menczer, X2 World No.1 Uncle Willy Wilkinson, and OG Finals Day Alumni Morgan Morgy Cibilic

The 2023 World Championship Titles could be decided this Saturday or Sunday night and we’ve put together the grittiest panel ever assembled to give you the final word on how this season ending rip-in is gonna play out. Marinate in it Swellians! This is the good oil!

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Blitzed Exclusive: Queen Carissa Moore on Slaying Demons in the Quest for 6! Sep 07, 2023

Rip Curl Presents... A Blitzed Exclusive with 5X Women's World Champ and Swellian KWEEEEEEEEEN Carissa Moore who breaks down the horror of last year's rundown by Kween Steph and how she was able to channel that pain into one of her best ever year's on tour in 2024. Can she go all the way? It's a win for the future of life on Earth if she does!

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Blitzed Interview: Jack 'The Vortex Shaman' Robinson Speaks Ahead of the WSL Final Five Showdown at Trestles Sep 05, 2023

Brought to you by Rip Curl...we catch up with Jack Robinson to find out where his mind and body are at ahead of the WSL Final Five Showdown at Trestles.

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Brainzo: Rippy Woz Finals Trivia Rip In with Ronnie Blakey Sep 03, 2023

Ronnie and Deadly are back after a few weeks off with a Rippy Woz Finals Trivia rip in as we close in on the big event! Test your knowledge on competitive surfing's most sought after and shiniest corn cob!

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Blitzed: Caroline Marks & Louie Egan – Who is the Lone Goofy Who Could Win this Year's World Title? Sep 02, 2023

Rip Curl Presents... Blitzed: Pure. Tour. Nerdism. Caroline Marks has had a romper of a year winning two events and putting on a backside clinic at J-Bay that'll go down in history as the greatest backside female attack ever seen on the famous point bru! But who is she? And can she and coach Luke Egan muster up a World Championship win for Florida, for mainland US, and for decent, hard working, lead-footed goofyfooters world wide? Find out within!

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Blitzed: Parko & Occy Name 2023 World Champions! Aug 31, 2023

Club Rip Curl Presents... Blitzed: Pure. Tour. Nerdism. Today we catch up with the 2012 and 1999 World Champions Joel "Big Les" Parkinson and Mark "Da Bull" Occhilupo to get their take on the 2023 Woz Season, the Ethan Heeeeyeeeewing spine snap and comeback, and the boys walk us through each heat, from round one to final hooter and tell us who will lift the fruit bowls on Finals day. And if anybody knows you better believe Parko's Nose. UTFS!

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Blitzed: Molly Picklum – World Title Contender Ready for Glory! Aug 31, 2023

Rip Curl WSL Finals Day Presents... Blitzed: Pure. Tour. Nerdism. As we begin the countdown to the crowning of two new World Surfing Champions ATS delivers the first in a week-load of conversations and insights into the campaigns of the 10 Title contenders. First up, NSW Cenny Coast Swellian Kween Molly "The Psycho Pickle" Picklum who reflects on an outstanding year and how she plans to fold her opposition like a deck chair on finals day. SQUARE UP!

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Core Lords: Laurie Towner Aug 29, 2023

Brought to you by Better Beer...Today’s guest stands among the greatest surfers to ever set foot on wax, in our opinion. An absolute artisan in the juice, he’s set the standard for skits cones everywhere from Off The Wall, to Shipsterns Bluff, Cloudbreak, Cape Solander and so on.

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Core Lords: Mike Oblowitz Aug 25, 2023

Brought to you by Better Beer...Mike Oblowitz is a filmmaker and documentary maker behind arguably the greatest surf documentary ever made, Sea of Darkness, which follows the drug trafficking escapades of some of surfing's biggest names in the 1970s and 80s, including Peter McCabe and Ricky Rasmussen.

There's just one problem: almost no one has seen it because it was bought off and disappeared shortly after it premiered.

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The Inaugural Swellness Pilgrimage Podcast, Part Three: Too Much Hash, A Police Raid, and Trekking to the Valley of the Gods Aug 24, 2023

In episode three of the Inaugural Swellness Pilgrimage podcast, the boys overdo it on the hash, police raid our minibus, and we summit the Chanderakani pass, taking our seat at the feet of the gods.

To register your interest in the next Swellness Pilgrimage (Oct 2nd-15th) email: uptheswellians@gmail.com

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The Inaugural Swellness Pilgrimage Podcast, Part Two: Face-to-Face with the Dalai Lama Aug 22, 2023

In episode two we come face to face with one of the greatest figures of modern history, the Dalai Lama, in a monastery packed to the rafters with Tibetan monks and exiles.

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The Inaugural Swellness Pilgrimage Podcast, Part One: Grit Merchants Galore, Doof Hof, and Deep Cosmosity in Dharamshala Aug 21, 2023

In episode one of the Inaugural Swellness Pilgrimage Podcast, the blue collar grit merchant Kristy Smyth shares her story as the pilgrims assemble in the holy city of Dharamshala for some pre-pilgrimage Doof Hof, ice-water plunges, runny bum and the beginnings of some deeply cosmic goings-on.

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Lifeline: https://www.lifeline.org.au

Wim Hof Breathing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tybOi4hjZFQ

Thich Nat Hanh, Calm and Ease Meditation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=XHvtIcaD194

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Blitzed: The Vortex Shaman Reigns Supreme In Tahiti Pro Pressure Cooker Aug 18, 2023

Brought to you by Rip Curl...Jack 'The Vortex Shaman' Robinson held his nerve and showed tremendous GRIT to get the job done in Tahiti in what is surely the greatest performance of the year. But what happened to Ethan Ewing? Has Filipe Toledo cast off the puckered anus hovering above his world title campaign? Can Caity Simmers capitalise on her mind-melting rookie season to win a world title? And what now of the GOAT, who narrowly came undone in one of the heats of the event, at Chopes?

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Core Lords: Brenden Newton (Part Two) Aug 16, 2023

Brought to you by Better Beer...We're joined once again by the hellman of all hellman, former professional bodyboarder, Brendan Newton, to talk about getting punched in the head by stand-ups, getting chased off slabs by Bra Broys, discovering Aileens in Ireland, surfing Shippies in the early days, his long battle with mental health issues, and much more.

Brenden also has his own podcast, Grey Space.

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The Swellians Vs Smiv and Deadly Ask Us a Question Takeover Aug 13, 2023

Billabong Presents... The Swellians seek answers.The Prophets will oblige. Scoff ya truth and ask us a question. We will speak no lies. Topics include... More Elo speculation, more judging conespiracies, more foreskin stem cell pondering, more rebel tour seedlings, more kern gurning and more money shots fired in one minute barrels... Rip it indaya! UTFS!

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Welcome to the Brainzo California... Dude Aug 10, 2023

Dude, where's my Brainzo? Ronnie is back with another (albeit belated) surf trivia special this time focussed on all things Californication bro! Get ya mind corn heated up and rip in duderinos!

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West Oz Rip In! Creedo, Whitey and Antman True Grit Live at Scar Brah Aug 08, 2023

Billabong and Better Beer Presents... TRUE GRIT Live from the Indy Hotel at Scar Brah! Starring Swellian favourite Creed McTaggart, Boog Ninja Slab Lord Chris White and Paul The Anteater Paterson! A night of celebrating those who seek the most mutant orbs on Australia's wildest coast be they prone or erect!

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Rando Conversations: Vaughan Spawn Milo Cool on Giving Surfing the Fuh-lick! Aug 07, 2023

Better Beer Arvo Ale Presents... Rando Conversations with Milo Cool Hendrix Cullen Blakey... first born son of Vaughan Deadly. A grom who grew up swamped in surf banter, surf culture, surf froth and pure tour nerdism with his surf mag editor old man and Woz commentator uncle Ronnie but who then chose to flip the whole scene the bird and do his own thing. So was it Deadly's fault? Find out if ya feel like it.

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Blood, Guts, Broken Glass and Punching Sharks - Just your average week in wonderful world of surfing... Aug 05, 2023

Billabong Presents... A good old fashioned regular ep of the original award-winning degenerate surf radio show featuring Smiv and Deadly dive into on topics such as Tyler Wright's post heat period banter, Dane Reynolds's near fatal run-in with a glass door, the best surf movies of the year so far and plenty more. Strap on ya Gath swimming cap and dive right in!

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Core Lords: Heath Joske and Addy Jones (Farm Boys) Aug 01, 2023

Brought to you by Better Beer...Heath Joske is a former professional surfer turned permaculture farmer from the Nambucca Valley. Addy Jones is a permaculture farmer, surfer, designer, inventor, and re-inventor from Bass Strait off Southern Australia. The pair are part of the new Patagonia/Fun Boys Series, Farm Boys.

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Brainzo: World's Hmaaaadest Surf Inventions Jul 30, 2023

Join Ronnie Blakey as he tests ya crane sponge on the world's greatest and worst surf inventions. Who came up with 'em? What spawned 'em? How did they get their names? And did anyone patent any of these fucken things and make some mozzarella? The answers lie within...

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Core Lords: Tom de Souza Jul 28, 2023

Tom de Souza is an award-winning journalist, and surfer, who survived an adolescence plagued by methamphetamine addiction and stints behind bars.

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Brainzo: Andy Irons Birthday Special Jul 25, 2023

The legendary Andy Irons would have celebrated his 45th birthday this July 24th and to celebrate Ronnie Blakey has put together a Brainzo special for surf fans out there who loved the X3 World Champ Hawaiian. A.I. Forever!

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Blitzed: Connor O'Leary on the J Bay John John Controversy, Social Media Trolls, and Big Backside Bowl Sprays Jul 25, 2023

Blitzed presented by Rip Curl...On today's episode we are joined by the Human Meat Clever himself, Connor O'Leary, fresh from obliterating the lip line at J Bay on his way to a quarterfinal finish. What a performance it was from the big 'Nulla lord. He weighs in on cracking the confidence code, the storm in a teacup that was his heat with John John, and what the judges are digging about his skits backside bowl sprays.

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Core Lords: Brenden Newton Jul 24, 2023

Presented by Better Beer...Brenden Newton is a former professional bodyboarder from Sydney's Northern Beaches widely regarded as the wildest man to ever set foot in the ocean. That's a big claim but it's barely in dispute among those who know.

Stay tuned for the wildest surf story that has ever graced the air in the 11+ year history of this program. This podcast is also joint-project with Brendan’s own podcast, The Grey Space.

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Blitzed: Heaps Mint J-BAY Spesh! Fil vs Heeeeeeyeeewing! JJF Vs O'Learyzy Brah! Deadly Vs Judges! & More! Jul 21, 2023

Rip Curl Flashbomb Fusion Wetsuit Presents... Blitzed - Heaps Mint J-Bay Spesh! Smivvy and Deadly have pointed their puckered corns directly into the setting sun and re-energised their love of pro surfing after a memorable tour salvaging event at pumping J-Bay. So what did they make of Fil Toledo's three-peat against Ethan Heeeeeyeeewing? Did they back O'Learyzy Brah over JJF? And what got them squeezing lemon juice into the eyes oif their old fellas? Find out within!

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Brainzo: The White Lightning Fanno Fanatic Trivia Fantastic! Jul 17, 2023

How well do you know the legend of White Lightning? Ronnie Blakey dishes up 20 morsels of peeeyeeewer Fanning Trivia for the diehard Fanno fanatics.

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Core Lords: Ian 'Ern' Byrne Jul 17, 2023

Better Beer Find the Bitcoin Presents... Core Lords with New Zealand-born, Burleigh-based surfing-shaping icon, Ian Byrne. Ian is a former National New Zealand Surf Champ and the master shaper behind House of Byrne Surfboards. He is also the brother of the late-great Alan Byrne.

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GSNT: Good Morning Java...In Memory of Mikala Jones Jul 13, 2023

In memory of Mikala Jones... Smivvy shares his story from one great adventure with the late, great MJ deep into Indo to find the next Bukit.

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Core Lords: Mikala Jones...A Tribute Jul 10, 2023

In light of the tragic passing of the great Hawaiian tube freak and surfing frontiersman, we revisit a chat we had with Mikala last year in Indonesia.

Our thoughts and prayers are with MJ and his family. Both Jed and Vaughan enjoyed long friendships with Mikala and his loss has been felt particularly hard here at Ain't That Swell.

Rest In Peace and Perfect Pits, MJ.

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Brainzo: Full Blown Frontal Lobotomy with Ronnie Blakey's Weekly Surf Trivia Game Show Jul 09, 2023

This week Ronnie deep dives into surf brands and companies who put the core in corporate reptiles! Test you knowledge on the iconic surf biz-nays that came and conquered or went the way of the Beachcrew Pooshooter never to be seen again...

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The Woz Vs Elo Vs Smiv and Deadly's Monstro Rantfest! Jul 07, 2023

Billabong Presents... The first regular ep of ATS since Smivvy's corn crystals copped a vibration charge up deluxe in the Himalayas and Holy Shiva do the boys cut loose on the state of the Woz following the departure of ELO, the candidates for his replacement, the Nate Floz humiliation of all other surf media on Earth and GOAT using an Aura Ring Medical certificate to escape Brazil for the eighth successive year! UTFS!

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GSNT (NAIDOC Week Special): The Remarkable Resurgence of the Redfern All Blacks Jul 05, 2023

In honour of NAIDOC Week (National Aboriginal and Islander Day) we go inside one of the most iconic Indigenous sporting outfits in the world, the Redfern All Blacks. First published by Vice Sports in 2017.

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Blitzed: Truth is Dead! Smivvy and Deadly are Back and the Sack-Ya-Rimmer CT is on the Chopping Block! Jul 03, 2023

Rip Curl Flashbomb Fusion Wetsuit Presents... Blitzed! Pure Tour Nerdism! Smivvy is back in ATS HQ to join Deadly for a full blown tear down of the Vivo Pro in Brazil. Was it really that bad? Probably not, but after three CT events held in absolute garbage is wobbly lefts really something to celebrate? NO IT'S NOT! TRUTH! ALL WE WANT IS SOME GOD HONEST WAVES OF TRUTH!

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(Ad-Free) Tom Carroll Guided Meditation Jul 03, 2023

Bookmark or download this this guided meditation provided by two-time world champion and Swellian Patron Saint, Tom Carroll.

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Brainzo: Knock Knock 2023! Have you Been Paying Attention? Jul 01, 2023

Brainzo the world's favourite surf trivia show is back with an all 2023 special. Have you been keeping your ear buried deep into the ground hole? Your nose pressed hard onto the grind stone? Your corn open and deeply invaded by the gurn stream? There's only one way to find out... hit the play button already!

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Blitzed: Gettin' off the Head Noise Rollercoaster with Changaz No.1 Jacob "Chippo" Willcox Jun 30, 2023

Rip Curl Flashbomb Fusion Wetsuit Presents... Blitzed with Changaz Numero Uno Jacob Chippo Willcox. For years Chippo has been right on the cusp of qualifying for the Woz CT and heading into next week's Ballito Chang in South Africa he sits at the very top of the rankings. Primed and ready he attributes his best start to a competitive season ever to getting off the head noise rollercoaster and enjoying each and every moment as much as he can – the good, the bad and the crumbly two foot mush burgers – Up the Chippo!

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Core Lords: Heathen Slab Wrangler and High Priest of Mortal Conequence Russ Bierke Jun 26, 2023

Better Beer Arvo Ale Presents... Core Lords with Australia's Most Gluttonous Slab Wrangler – South Coast Hmaaaaaaaadman Russ Bierke!

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Brainzo Versus Hollywood with Ronnie Blakey Jun 24, 2023

Episode 2 of the world's favourite surf trivia game show takes on the might and power of Hollywood along with it's fractured often torturous relationship with the surf blockbuster. I mean how fricken wrong can you get it? Well, that's up to you to find out as quiz Master Ronnie Blakey loads up 20 questions that'd rattle Roger Ebert if he was still kicking. Rip in!

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Blitzed: Fil and Caz rule El Sav but is the back half of this Woz Tour a huge snoozefest? Jun 23, 2023

Rip Curl's Flashbomb Fusion Wetsuit Presents... Blitzed – the El Sav Wrap and Brazil Preview with special guest and 92-time-Gold Cone Piece Award Winner Sean Doherty. Big issues: What's going wrong with the post cut tour? Can Jack Robbo rediscover his early season momentum? Is JJF suffering incurable FOMO? Will anyone watch the Brazil CT? Fwark hurry up J-Bay and Chopes!

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Guinness World Record Breaking Teckno Viking hmmmadddman Blakey Johnston LIVE from Cronulla RSL w/ Kirk Flintoff & Glenn 'micro' Hall Jun 20, 2023

Brought to you by Billabong and Better Beer…Calling all Shire Units! We celebrate the remarkable achievement of the Guinness World Record Breaking Teckno Viking hmaaaaaadman Blakey Johnston with a gala evening of Peeeeeyeeewer GRIT!!!!
LIVE from the Cronulla RSL featuring an all star panel including Kirk Flintoff & Glen Micro Hall.

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NEW SHOW: Brainzo Surf Trivia with Ronnie Blakey - GOAT Special Jun 18, 2023

THE SLATER EDITION... It's time to sharpen your mind corn and pile up every bit of useless surf info you've ever acquired in an attempt to top score BRAINZO - the surf trivia gameshow! Hosted by Ronnie Blakey this debut ep is a 100% GOATY special. A salt lick and an above ground pool to drop some dot pebbles in for anyone who can nail a 20/20. Rip in!

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Core Lords: It's Ya Boy SMIVVVVVYYYY!!!! Jun 13, 2023

Better Beer Arvo Ale Presents... Core Lords with Ya Boy Smivvy! We've turned the tables on Scum Valley's finest himself, the Sultan of Psilocybin, the punch drunk pikey, the maestro of micro... dosing! Smivvy sits down with Shannon Farrugia at Terrible Happy Talks Podcast to wander through some of the things he's picked up during a remarkable and extraordinary surfing life. Hmaaaaad! UTFS!

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Rando Conversations: Hey Cunce! legend and #gayfarmer Paul "Fluffy" Sinclair Jun 10, 2023

Better Beer Arvo Ale Presents... Rando Conversations with Paul Fluffy "Hey Cunce!" Sinclair. The #gayfarmer who in the past 12 months has become a social media icon with his straight to camera wisdom, philosophies, observations and extremely explicit kind-hearted honesty. Fluff sat down for a chinwag with ya boy Deadly as he was passing through Lennox. A lovely fella! Check out his shows and merch at heycunce.com.au

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Blitzed: Mick Fanning on Whacking Balls, The Ongoing Flood Fight and His Predictions for El Sav! Jun 07, 2023

#RipCurlVirtualPro presents... Blitzed Mini with Mick "He's that Fucken Good" Fanning. On the eve of his 2nd Annual Celebrity Golf Bash, the X3 World Champ explains why his ongoing crusade to support flood victims is only just getting started, who he thinks will blow up in El Sav following Goatpoolgate, and what punters can expect to take home if they drain a hole in one (or 38) at his charity ball whacking tournament. Hmaad quick listen if you're holding on to a piss!

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Core Lords: Slab King and Underground Sydney South Side Icon Wayne Cleveland Jun 05, 2023

Better Beer Arvo Ale Presents... Smivvy catches up with underground Sydney South Side Icon Wayne Cleveland, who helped pioneer slab surfing throughout the 90s and early 2000s scoring plenty of magazine covers and spreads in the process. Then at the height of his charging he was suddenly gone, locked up for 10 years in one of the most notorious prisons in Australia. Strap ya selves in Swellians, some rip roaring yarns from a wild surfing existence coming right up!

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Blitzed: Goatpoolgate Explodes! Gabby vs Judges, Woz vs Brazil, Love vs Hate! Jun 01, 2023

#RipCurlVirtualPro Presents... Blitzed: Goatpoolgate Flare Up Deluxe! What the heck is going on?!!! One seemingly benign wave pool event in a far flung Lemooray swamp goes down and suddenly it's WWIII between Brazil and the Woz, Gabby and the Judges, lovers and haters of the pro surfing universe. Let's put on our scuba gear and dive into the shallow end of the Goat Pool to see how all this happened and what will come of it all. Featuring World Champs Barton Lynch and Joel Parkinson.

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Core Lords: Yindjibarndi Surfer Simon Zuvich May 30, 2023

Better Beer Avro Ale Presents... Core Lords with Simon Zuvich of Yindjibarndi country who grew up shredding with all the hmaaad core lords and crusty surf fiends down Margies way. You might know him from guest spots on the Woz commentary team sharing wisdom and story from the great West, a fantastic surfer and trusted knowledge holder for his people. This interview was recorded during reconciliation week and goes deep and Simon tells it straight while also being a beacon of goodwill and pumped up energy so get ya ear holes ready for some truth speak! Enjoy!

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Core Lords: Cenny Coast Slab Shaman, Air Wizard & Surf Adventurer Andrew Mooney May 25, 2023

Better Beer Arvo Ale Presents... Core Lords with Andrew Mooney. The Cenny Coast Slab Shaman, Air Wizard, shaper, and hard core surf adventurer shares insane yarns from an honest surf existence dedicated to mondo cones in the far reaches of Indo and the Pacific for the pure joy and wild thrill of it. Enjoy!

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Which Surfer Deserves a Statue? Aussie Chang Slaughter and Domination, and Has Goat Foreskin Cost JJF a Run at this Year's Title? May 16, 2023

Billabong Presents... A classic you bewdy Smiv and Deadly speculation special featuring topics such as... which surfers should be cast in bronze and which should have honorary cardboard cutouts outside the local bottle-o? What happened to the Aussie men in the recent Snapper Chang? How good were the Aussie women in the recent Snapper Chang! Shark attacks in South Oz and J-Bay. Nate Floz's never ending very good cone-tacular surfing life and... is Kelly Slater's foreskin stem cells located inside JJF's knee starting to affect Floz's 2023 World Title aspirations? The hard hitting issues dealt with appropriately.

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ATS Live Classic Ep: The Great Cooly Rip In with Mick, Joel and Dingo May 11, 2023

Billabong and Better Beer Presents... The Great Cooly Rip In featuring Mick, Joel and Dingo live at the Cooly Hotel! Revisit the lives and careers of Australian surfing's most beloved trilogy of mates - the two world champs and their fury little cone pig hmaaad cunt bruddah Dingo – as they traipse through the comp wins, the cone-offs, the highs and the lows of life at the pointy end of the pro surfing experience. A time capsule to be treasured and perhaps even cast in bronze outside the National Museum in Canberra... or at least put on a plaque out front of Twin Towns.

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Tow vs Paddle War at Chopes, Nate Floz Continues Slab-a-palooza and is the Goat Pool a Return to Stalinist Russia? May 09, 2023

Billabong Presents... A good old fashioned Smiv and Deadly gabfest covering all the big stories of the past month including: the tow versus paddle circus at monster Chopes, Nate Floz's continuing global slab gluttony, the Woz knife hacking half its population off, a monumental surf community pile-on the biggest grub in surf history and is the Goat Pool a return to Stalinist Russia.

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Blitzed: World Number 11, Connor O'Leary, on the Cut and the Championship Season Thus Far May 05, 2023

Brought to by Rip Curl's Mirage Boardshorts...World Number 11 Connor O'Leary joins us to talk about the cut and review the Tour events - Pipe, Sunset, Portugal, Bells, and Margs - thus far.

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ATS Live Classic: Chrontastic Cronulla Spectacular with Occ, Dog and Dyl Longbottom May 04, 2023

Billabong and Better Beer Presents... Venture back in time to one of the great nights in The Shire as Chron royalty Occy, Richard "Dog" Marsh, and Dylan Longbottom take the stage at the Bowlo to share stories of stealing cars, charging outer reefs and what it takes to hold a line at macking Chopes. They don't get more core than this lot!

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The Margaret River Mondo! w/ Jacko Baker, Jay Davies, Yago and Leandro Dora, and Callum Robson. May 01, 2023

Brought to you by Billabong and Better Beer...join the Carnival Strongman, 'Whacko' Jacko Baker, mutant orb wrangler Jay 'The Incredible' Davies, Brazilian freaksurfer and SuperCoach dad combo, Yago and Leandro Dora, and the Evans Head Grit Merchant himself, Callum Robson, on this all-star panel.

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Anzac Day Special: The Surfing Soldiers, Ben and Nathan Apr 24, 2023

For this ANZAC Day Special we had back to the Inaugural Swellness Summit to hear from our two of our all-time greatest guests, Ben and Nathan, from the Veteran Surfers Association. Lest We Forget.

Find the ACTU Press Release listing Australia's Merchants of Death here.

Watch the John Pilger epic, The War You Don't See, featuring Julian Assange, here.

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Core Lords: Sammy Smith from The Beefs Apr 23, 2023

Brought to you by Better Beer...Sammy Smith is a musician from Port Lincoln in South Australia who plays with the Australian pub rock outfit, The Beefs. Their song Red Bellied Black Snake garnered global attention via the John John Florence short-film, Maps From Home.

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Sayonara Big O! Owen Wright’s Retirement Party LIVE from Torquay w/ Mason Ho, Parko, and Occy Apr 19, 2023

Brought to you by Billabong and Better Beer…We celebrate the remarkable career of one of the best to ever do it, Owen Wright, alongside Hawaii’s Mason Ho, the 2012 World Champ, Joel Parkinson and 1999 World Champ, Mark Occhilupo.

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Blitzed: A Chat w/ Rip Curl Pro Runner-Up Ryan Callinan about the Green and Gold Rush at Bells and the Elusive Formula for World (Tour) Domination Apr 13, 2023

Brought to you by Rip Curl's Mirage Boardshorts...An interview with the greatest human on planet earth and Rip Curl Pro runner-up Ryan Callinan about the green and gold rush at Bells, the psychology of elite surfing, second-guessing judges, and much more.

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Core Lords: Britt Merrick of Channel Islands– The Formula 1 Master Craftsman Behind the new World Number 1 Apr 12, 2023

Better Beer Presents... Core Lords with Britt Merrick of Channel Islands Surfboards. Joao Chianca is the new World Number 1... heeeeyeeeeewggge! His shaper is none other than Channel Islands Master Craftsman Britt Merrick, son of Al, who continues to keep CI's high performance values at the pinnacle of the sport (along with some wildly popular alt designs as well). Deadly catches up with the laid-back but laser focussed Californian to talk past, present and future! Hmaad!

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ATS Live Classic: Harpooning slabs with Occy and Kerby Brown Apr 06, 2023

Billabong and Better Beer Presents... An ATS Classic Ep - Live from the Indian Ocean Hotel Scarborough in Perth! As Smiv and Deadly prepare to pack the bodyboard bag full of Schappelle Corby's Finest and head back over to the wild west we revisit a classic night at the Indy with his Raging Bullness Mark Occhilupo and the Oracle of Orb Wrangling Slab Hunting Hmaaadness Kerby Brown for some brutal real talk on risk versus reward. Get ya tickets at for this year's shows at theswellians.com

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Core Lords: The Surfing Senator, Peter Whish-Wilson Apr 05, 2023

Presented by Better Beer...Peter Whish-Wilson is a lifelong surfer and environmentalist who has held the position of Greens Senator for the state of Tasmania since 2012.

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Exclusive Behind the Scenes Look at The Greatest Surf Movie in the Universe Apr 01, 2023

Billabong and Stab Premium Presents... The Wet Lettuce is back! Stab's Danny Johnson speaks with filmmakers Nick Pollet and ya boy Deadly about their epic three year passion project The Greatest Surf Movie in the Universe. Where did the idea came from? Which surfer pulled out at the last minute? Was anything off limits? And should you take your kids to watch this thing? Spoiler alert: FUCK NO! It's a STAB X ATS Crossover ep and your first look behind the scenes of the wildest surf movie ever created.

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ATS LIVE CLASSIC: Fanning Versus Elo: Torquay Pub Car Park Death Match Mar 29, 2023

Billabong Presents... In anticipation of this Sunday (April 2nd) at Torquay Pub for the great Owen Wright Farewell Rip In! We present an ATS Live classic from the very same venue exactly one year ago. Hear three-time World Champ Mick Fanning share yarns with Morgan Cibilic, Grif Colapinto, India Robinson and Tully Wylie before exchanging blows with Woz CEO Erik Logan over the mid-year cut! The fun is never done! And make sure ya get your tickets to send off the Big O at this weeks show at theswellians.com

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Core Lords: Garrett Parkes Mar 27, 2023

Presented by Better Beer...Garret Parkes is a former World Junior Champion and professional surfer (Quiksilver, Young Guns III) who joined the military following his retirement and now works as an emergency responder in a fleet of helicopters.

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Core Lords: Lucy Small Mar 21, 2023

Presented by Better Beer...Lucy Small is an intrepid surf adventurer, competitive longboarder, journalist, anthropologist and activist.

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Horror! John John's World Title Sadness, Goat to Become next Dalai Lama and Gross Seals Out To Kill Us All! Mar 20, 2023

Billabong and the ATS Live True Grit Tour Presents... A regular ep of mayhem and hmaaadness as Kelly Slater revealed as possible replacement for his Holiness the Dalai Lama, seals begin to revenge club surfers' ankles to death, John John feels unfulfilled by World Titles and the origins of Corned Beef are revealed. Get ya ticket for the True Grit Tour at theswellians.com

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Blitzed: Portugal Pain as Heavyweights Go Down, Chianca and Simmers Breakthrough and Callum Robson gets Gobbled and Spat by a Terrifying Seacock! Mar 15, 2023

Rip Curl and the 25th Anniversary Screenings of Searching for Tom Curren Presents... Blitzed Portugal Sand Blast Inferno! You'll be picking the grit out of your undies for weeks after the carnage that went down in Peniche, including; big dog upsets galore, two first time champions on a heater and the first 10 point ride of the year that was less wave than it was giant throbbing feary as sea cock!

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GSNT: The Callum Robson Profile, True Grit Mar 13, 2023

Brought to you by Coopers Board Store...In honour of one of the craziest and most clutch waves ever made, we lift the lid on Callum Robson's hard-graft journey to surfing's elite level.

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Core Lords: Rach and Clint from Barterdayz Mar 13, 2023

Brought to you by Better Beer... Rach and Clint have come up with a radical (yet also kind of not) concept to circumvent the financial system and give waxheads more time to eat quality produce, pray multiple times a day, cone more, and connect with fellow core lords. All they need is your participation.

Find out more information at Barterdayz.com.

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GSNT: The Parko Vs Slater War of 2012 – Deliverance and Redemption for the Smoothest Surfer on Earth Mar 09, 2023

Coopersboardstore.com.au presents... Part 2 of our Joel Parko World Title story special. It's three years on from the agony of 2009 and Joel Parkinson is heading into the Pipeline Masters with the slimmest of ratings leads against Championship threats Kelly Slater and Mick Fanning. Can the greatest surfer to never wear the crown keep his composure and realise his destiny, or will the GOAT and White Lightning put his long held dreams to the sword? A magnificent yarn of an incredible event by the great Sean Doherty.

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Blitzed! Get that Fair Up Ya! The Strayan "On The Reg Q" is Fire and Mikey McDonagh is Flaring! Mar 08, 2023

Rip Curl and the Searching for Tom Curren 25th Anniversary Screenings Presents... Blitzed: Pure. Tour. Nerdism. Have you been copping the Australian Regional Qualifying Series over the past three months? Fwaaaaark it's going absolutely bonkas on there! Deadly caught up with Lennox Head beast man Mikey McDonagh who's caught fire to win two of his last three starts. Can he qualify for a second tilt on the Changaz? And if he does, what the hell is that Changaz gonna look like now that France and Haleiwa are rumoured to be GORN???!!!

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Core Lords: Dane Gudauskas Mar 07, 2023

Brought to you by Better Beer's Zero Carb...Dane 'Gudang' Gudauskas is a professional freesurfer, big wave maniac and style master. Along with his two brothers, Pat and Tanner, he also fronts the Positive Vibe Warrior Foundation.

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Core Lords: Sterling Spencer Mar 02, 2023

Presented by Better Beer...Sterling Spencer is a former professional surfer from Pensacola, Florida, who suffered a series of serious brain injuries during his career.

We spoke with Spencer ahead of the release of a feature documentary, by Stab Magazine, called Are You Serious, which charts his decline following his most recent and severe traumatic brain injury.

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Disgraceland! Surfing in meltdown as former greats shame todays stars, boats shipwreck onto pristine reefs and Derek Hynd calls for an end to all legropes! Feb 28, 2023

Billabong and Jai Glinderman's Surf Film's are Hard on Stab Premium Presents... A good old fashioned ATS rip in ep! Smiv and Deadly somehow keep their cool despite fin chops, cell phone fuckery, all out war over how Sunset Beach should be surfed, being alluded to as gossipers on the new series of Make or Break, the wrongful reporting of lifelong film projects, super yachts marooned on pristine Hawaiian surf breaks and Derek Hynd calling an end to all legrope use! The Mayans got it wrong in 2012. Doomsday has arrived in 2023!

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Blitzed: Wilko's Picks For Portugal – Neck Beard and T-Dub To Reign Feb 26, 2023

Club Rip Curl and the Mirage Activate Boardshort Presents... A Portugal CT Preview with former World No.1 Matt Wilkinson, who was once invited to dine with the Mayor of Peniche after competing in a wetsuit printed neck-to-ankles in the town's proud emblem... the sardine.

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What are the best surfer vs surf journo punch ons? Who are the hottest surfer on surfer hook ups? And what happened when one Swellian encountered an honest-to-God pall spraying Sea Cock? Feb 24, 2023

thecakeclub.com.au Wax Subscription Co. presents... an all-Swellian Ask Us a Question Variety Hour Special. No query left unstained by Smiv and Deadly as they trawl through the septic brain matter of the Swellian masses. Included within... Is surf Gurn-alizm dead? What should I do about the old cunt who keeps paddling up my inside? Where does Smiv get his cone-fix? And what really went down between Daedly and Kirk Pengilly's squeeze that Rip Curl Media Night in 1994? No lies. Only truth.

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GSNT: The Mick Vs Joel War of 2009 by Sean Doherty Feb 22, 2023

Presented by Coopers Board Store... In 2009 Joel Parkinson won three of the first five WCT events of the season to take what looked like an unbeatable lead on the Woz ratings. Barring catastrophe a long awaited World Title would surely be his. But when a mistimed air-rev in Bali destroyed his ankle at the halfway mark of the tour Joel's worst nightmares began to play out as another surfer went on a blinding back half of the season run. The surfer also happened to be his best mate. Mick Fanning.

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Blitzed: Sunset Beach Gets Absolutely Skewered by Pip and the Pickle Feb 20, 2023

Presented by the Rip Curl Mirage Activate Compression Expression Session, live today on Rip Curl's Youtube Channel... Smiv and Deadly take an Ethan Ewing-sized scalpel to the Sunset Beach Pro and break down the big performers, the shocking melts, the superior tactics employed and the all-out rail surfing extravaganza that made up a very memorable event. How many SHATs did you give?

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Core Lords: MAPS Psychedelic Psychotherapist, Dr. Nigel Strauss Feb 17, 2023

Presented by Better Beer... Following the groundbreaking announcement that Australia will be the first country in the world to legalise MDMA and Psylocibin for therapeutic use, we spoke with one of the leaders in the field of psychedelic assisted therapy, Dr Nigel Strauss.

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GSNT: The Godfather of Gutter Rap, Skeaz ‘Skeamo’ Lauren Feb 16, 2023

For this episode of the Greatest Stories Never Told, Smivvy dips into his big bag of mainstream journalism to deliver this profile of the infamous gutter rapper, career criminal, drug addict and trauma survivor, Skeaz ‘Skeamo’ Lauren.

This story was first published by News Limited in 2018.

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ATS Classic: Goodzy Brah and Surfcore2001 Feb 14, 2023

In this ATS classic episode we head back to 2020 to the time when Smiv and Deadly sat down with Sunny Coast legend and all-round creative powerhouse Wade "Goodzy Brah" Goodall upon the release of his cinematic masterpiece Pentacoastal. Sitting in on the chat is none-other his Holy Powellyness Surfcore2001. Hmaaaaaad!

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Curren’s Mythical Maurice Finally Found, The Wozzle’s Transgender Pickle, Bring by Back The Surf League, and Are CT Surfers Getting Shortchanged? Feb 11, 2023

Presented by Billabong... Ain't That Swell The Original Surf Degenerate Radio Show featuring…Dane Reynolds’ daily droppings, classic Mr Sunset, the Aussie Boardriders Battle, GOAT’s musing on GOATness, and much more.

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Blitzed: The Vortex Shaman, Jack Robbo, and Carissa 'Aunty Riss' Moore Win The Billabong Pipe Pro Feb 09, 2023

Presented by Club Rip Curl and the Mirage Activate Boardshort...we review the opening World Tour event of the year, the Billabong Pipe Pro, won by Jack Robinson and Carissa Moore.

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Blitzed: Soli Bailey on How Byron Bay Boardriders Became the Number 1 Club in Oz Feb 07, 2023

Presented by Club Rip Curl and the Mirage Activate Boardshort... Byron Bay, a town famous for serving up avocado on toast for $44 is now also home to the best Boardriders Club in Australia. But if you think the core surf community is a bunch of activated-almond latte-sipping manicured-man buns you can think again. This is a proud surfing region with a gritty high performance underbelly and the club has defeated a nation of heavyweight contenders to be crowned champions at the Australian Boardriders Battle in Newcastle. Former CT surfer and born-and-bred Byron local Soli Bailey took a break from tending the goldies in his cow shit paddock to talk exclusively with Blitzed.

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How You Like Dem Apples? Woz is back, Lazza Goes Da Bomb and the Remnants of Swellpocalypse! Feb 03, 2023

Presented by the Billabong Pipe Pro... Ain't That Swell The Original Surf Degenerate Radio Show featuring... JJF VS Medina - seacocks engaged and ready to spray, Lazza paddles into history, GOAT Appreciation society at full vibration, and the remnants of Swellpocalypse!

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Blitzed: World Tour Rookie, Liam O'Brien, On Making His Long-Awaited Debut At Pipe Feb 01, 2023

Australian Tour Rookie, Liam O'Brien, gives us the late mail on what to expect from the opening event of the 2023 World Tour season.

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Feast your Cornhole at the Usher Cup President's Dinner with Parko, Gerr, Hog, Hippo, Jay and the Bugwan Jan 31, 2023

Presented by... The 2023 Usher Cup World Club Challenge. Please do join us for an evening of tube gluttony, mead swilling and pokies fingering at the Greenmount Usher Cup Presidential Palace as Joel Parkinson, Brad Gerlach, Ryan Hipwood, Nathan Hedge, Jay Phillips and Wayne Rabbit Bartholomew OAM join Smivvy, Deadly and his highness Theodore Vairaktaris on stage to discuss Australian Boardriders Culture, the implementation of Global Club Competition and how many tubes is too many tubes? Riveting conversation.

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Core Lords: Luke Shepardson Jan 29, 2023

Presented by Better Beer... Luke Shepardson is a North Shore (Oahu) Lifeguard and the winner of the 2022/23 Eddie Aikau Invitational.

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Blitzed: Inside The Eddie w/ competitor Jamie Mitchell Jan 25, 2023

Ten time Molokai to Oahu paddle champion and perennial big wave lunatic, Jamie Mitchell, shares his experience of competing in The Eddie.

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Greenough’s Brown Snake and Bindies Plague, Skitz Hawaii Gone Hmaaad, Egg Jam on Toast and Pammy Brushes Our Goat Jan 24, 2023

Billabong Pipeline Pro Jan 29 - Feb 11 Presents… The original degenerate surf radio show diving deep on the King Brown crisis engulfing surfing’s most beloved bowl cut, a gluttonous feast of skitz orbs from the backdoor shootout, some heaps toey mansplaining about the flood of egg jam invading our froth pouches, Pammy stings da GOAT and so much more…

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Core Lords: CJ Hobgood Jan 24, 2023

The 2001 World Champ, 16 year World Tour veteran, and Floridian freesurfing wizard, CJ Hobgood, joins ATS.

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Core Lords: Salim and Sammy Jan 18, 2023

Meet Afghan Hazara refugees, Salim and Sammy.

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Cosmic Apricots: Calling Heats with Occy At the 2023 Burleigh Single Fin Festival Jan 18, 2023

Billabong and Gage Road Presents... Cosmic Apricots! Join Smiv, Deadly and the '99 World Champ Mark Occhilupo as they call two heats at the 2023 Burleigh Single Fin Fezzy. Covered within... Occy's disdain of the Woz Finals Day showdown and longing for a return to event trials, his appreciation of i-ching and yoga, his froth for Jim Banks and his memories of surfing Burleigh against the titans of the 80s. Iconic core surf froth!

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Blitzed: Mike Ho, Mason Ho, and Logen Dulien Breakdown Da Hui's Backdoor Shootout Jan 17, 2023

Da Hui's 2023 Backdoor Shootout will go down as one of the heaviest surfing spectacles of all-time. We're joined by the mastermind behind the Snapt surf film series and Snapt5 surf team, Logen Dulien along with Mike and Mason Ho - two surfers who need no introduction on this program.

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Blitzed: Meet Jarvis Earle, Australia’s Newest Woz World Junior Champ Jan 16, 2023

Presented by Club Rip Curl and the Mirage Activate Board Short... Last week the Cronulla Shire's Jarvis Earle joined Ethan Ewing, Joel Parkinson and Jack Freestone as the fourth Australian to become Woz Junior World Champ. Deadly caught up with Jarv in the States to find out how the Shire is reacting to yet another goofyfooted corelord destined for surfing greatness in the spirit of Banksy, Occy, Greeny, Dog, Nug, Flintoff, O'learyzybrah...etc etc etc...

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Carnage at the Bowlo - R-Cal, Lobby, Bottle and Pete Harris Live from Burleigh Bowls Club Jan 13, 2023

Billabong and Gage Road Brew Co Presents... An afternoon of shambolic, debauched shenanigans from the birthplace of modern professional surfing. In a sea of mayhem Smiv and Deadly pin R-Cal on his dreams for 2023, how Lobby will bounce back after the disappointment of last year's injury that forced him out of his rookie season, Bottle the Supercoach's secrets to making a run for the Woz top 5 and Pete Harris's miraculous run to claim a hometown victory in the 1980 Stubbies. There's some gold in here Swellians but beware the final 15 minutes!

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Core Lords: The Kamchatka Cone Conquerers, Fraser Dovell, Letty Mortensen, Spencer Frost and Guy Williment Jan 12, 2023

One of the great Australian surf expeditions. Four mates from Avalon, on Sydney's Northern Beaches (filmmakers Spencer Frost and Guy Williment, and pro surfers, Letty Mortensen and Fraser Dovell) venture into the depths of the Arctic winter, to Russia's far east coast, where they discover mind-melting waves and confront more hardship than a one-armed taxi driver with crabs.

Click the link for the tour dates: https://www.cornersoftheearth.com.au/tour-dates

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Blitzed: The Eddie Is Off... For Now, Not That it Bothers Ross Clarke-Jones Jan 11, 2023

Club Rip Curl and the Mirage Activate Boardshort Presents... Blitzed with Ross Clarke-Jones. The former Eddie Aikau winner jumped a plane for his first Hawaiian visit in four years only to be told this morning his favourite event has been called off. No dramas, he's frothing to be back in the juice anyway.

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GSNT - Michael Peterson in Life and Death by Rabbit Bartholomew and Sean Doherty Jan 10, 2023

Presented by Coopers Board Store... When Michael Peterson passed away in 2012 Australian surfing lost one of its most powerful and enigmatic figures. But how did those who knew him best reconcile the electrifying and intimidating competitive genius in his prime with the shy and reclusive figure who died in his mother's arms some 30 years later? MP biographer Sean Doherty along with MP's his greatest rival Wayne Rabbit Bartholomew shared their thoughts in Surfing World Magazine 326 - The Definitive MP Tribute Issue.

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Who Conquered Surfing in 2022? Who Rinsed the Filthiest Corn? And Who'd Win a Fight Between Sea Cock and Cujo Seal? Jan 05, 2023

The Billabong Burleigh Single Fin Festival Presents... The first big Ep of 2023! Ya boys Smiv and Deadly tackle all the big questions from the year just gone such as who fucken dominated hardest? Who scored the most spectacular wave? Are big wave drop-in offenders about to be cancelled? And who'd win a fight between Sea Cock and Cujo Seal – the latest beast to terrorise the brine!

And if you're on the Goldy this weekend call into Burleigh for the greatest surf comp of the year so far, the Burleigh Single Fin Festival complete with a free ATS live how at Burleigh Bowlo and the world prem of R-Cal's new clip Beneath a Pear Tree.

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Core Lords: Mick Waters Jan 05, 2023

Mick Waters is an award-winning independent surf filmmaker who has produced three feature films (Outdated Children, Little Black Wheels, Believe) and racked up a host of credits in films including Thomas Campbell's 'The Present,' Andrew Kidman's 'Spirit of Akasha,' Jack Mccoy's 'A Deeper Shade of Blue,' Patrick Trefz' 'Idiosyncrasies,' and many more.

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Blitzed: Interview with Emma Deiters, Australia's Newest World Champ Jan 04, 2023

Nearly two years after a surgery up-ended her life, Emma Dieters won gold at the World Para Surfing Championships in Pismo Beach, California. She joins us live on the line from her home in Sydney's Northern Beaches.

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The Best of '22: Relive Da GOAT's Pipe Masters Masterclass Jan 02, 2023

With the World Tour set to kick off at Pipe in January, sit back and revel in the emotion and inspiration of one of the greatest surfing performances of all time - Kelly Slater's 2022 Pipe Masters win.

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ATS Last Reg Ep of the Year! It's the Flagrante Delicato You Didn't Know You Needed! Dec 30, 2022

Billabong and the Burleigh Boardriders Single Fin Festival (Jan 6,7,8) Presents... the last ATS regular ep of 2023 and by God is it a howler! Featuring a full Vans Pipe Masters wrap, wipeouts that'll bust your corn and make ya lips go mondo duck, John John's sexy nuptials, Shaun Manners' phantom illness, The Woz banning sex in Indonesia using Apple watches, the greatest surf movies of the year, the OG Brazzo storm kickin' up a stink and much much more! Keeeeeeding me! Get that up ya 2022!

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Blitzed: PICKLE IN DA PIPE! How Australia's Molly Picklum Became the First Ever Women's Pipeline Master Dec 28, 2022

Presented by Club Rip Curl and the Mirage Activate Boardshort. Three years ago Molly Picklum paddled out at Pipeline for the first time. Today she is the Women's Pipeline Master. The Queen Cone Swelli from North Shelley put in the hard yards at the World's deadliest wave to score major respek, the biggest win of her career and $100k in her sky rocket. Find out how she did it right here. Garn the Pickle!

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GSNT: A New Dawn Dec 22, 2022

A bit of shmaltzy, Smiffy journalism about a trio of core lords (Albe Falzon, Simon Jones, and Torren Martyn) and the sick boards, films and philosophies they've cooked up. Well played...

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Core Lords: Simon Jones (Morning of the Earth Surfboards) Dec 21, 2022

The award-winning shaper and longtime Swellian, Simon Jones, joins Ain't That Swell to share his story and discuss his formula for making some of the best boards on planet earth.

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Blitzed: Vans Pipe Master, Balaram Stack, LIVE from Hawaii. Dec 20, 2022

New York pro surfer, Pipe specialist, and winner of the inaugural Vans Pipe Masters, Balaram Stack, joins us on the phone from the Volcom House on the North Shore of Oahu.

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ATS LIVE Redux: GOAT on FIRE! Kelly Slater and Seth Moniz LIVE from Margaret River Dec 16, 2022

With our next ATS Live Tour announcement just around the corner, we revisit one of the all time greatest live shows with the Greatest of All Time himself, Robert Kelly 'Da Goat' Slater and his fellow Pipe Masters finalist, Seth Moniz. Live from the Beer Farm in Margaret River.

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GSNT: Scum Valley's Finest (Matt Ellks Profile) Dec 15, 2022

A profile of Matt Ellks (our most recent Core Lords guest), first published in Tracks Magazine back in 2019.

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Blitzed: Xavier Huxtable Dec 14, 2022

Wavepool Maestro Xavier Huxtable joins Smivvy for a chat about Conquering the first Concrete Jungle Surf Comp at URBNSURF! hmmmmaaadddd.

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Core Lords: Matt Ellks Dec 13, 2022

He rode for Hot Buttered, went into business with Eddie Rothman and Da Hui, pissed on Trough Man at a RAT Party, toured with Metallica, and lived one of the wildest lives you're likely to hear.

Join us for an epic journey through underground surfing in the 1980s and 90s with the godfather of inner-city surfing, Scum Valley's Finest himself, Matt Ellks.

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The Inaugural Swellness Summit Podcast (pt. 3): Surfing Soldiers Ben and Nath, Ollie Dousset, and Robbie Paige Dec 12, 2022

Lock-in for the most heart-wrenching journey yet. This episode we’re joined by Benny and Nath from the Veteran Surfers Association, who talk us through the living hell of war in the Middle East and the lifelong battle with PTSD thereafter.

If that doesn’t get ya pissing out ya pupils, strap in for the insane tale of Ollie Dousset, who lost his leg at the peak of his powers, only to bounce back bigger and better than ever, sending it at the most skits slab in the country with a prosthetic limb! Are you keeeeeeeeeeding me?! Talk about courage, talk about skills, talk about FIG JAM! Give me some of that! Crack a fresh box of sorbents 'cos this one had Smivvy blubbering like a four-year-old who'd dropped his Frosty Fruit.

Special intro by Pipe Master and ex-con, Robbie Paige.

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GSNT: Lungi Slabb in 'The Chosen One' Dec 07, 2022

Indigenous surfer, Lungi Slabb, is a young man on a mission.

This episode is brought to you by Coopers Surf.

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Blitzed: Full Haleiwa Changaz Rip In! Dec 06, 2022

Rip Curl Presents BLITZED: Pure Tour Nerdism. This episode we break down every part of the shenanigans at the pinnacle of the Changaz series! Sunshine Coast Swellian Queen Sophie McCulloch's miracle run, John Johns smooth return to competition surfing after battling sea cocks out to sea and the Aussie Irukandji Spirit thats bleeding through every Australian down under. Hmmmmaaaadddd.

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Blitzed: Sophie McCulloch WHAAAAAAT?!!! Haleiwa Champion and Newly Minted 2023 CT Rookie! Dec 04, 2022

Rip Curl Presents BLITZED: Pure Tour Nerdism. Yesterday Sunshine Coast Swellian Queen Sophie McCulloch pulled off a miracle run for the ages to win the Haleiwa Chang in pumping Hawaiian juice! In doing so she also sealed the final qualification spot on the 2023 Woz CT! Keeeeeeeeeding me?! Deadly caught up with our newest Changaz hero to find out how she did it. Hmaaaaad!

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Gabby Versus Sea Cocks, The Power of Corn Earthing, Evil Greedy Gambling Goblins and Five Swellian Anthems. Why it's an Ask Us a Question Special Edition! Dec 01, 2022

Billabong Presents... Ain't That Swell - the original Degenerate Surf Radio Podcast. This ep we deep dive with the Swellians for an Ask Us a Question talk back special including such hits as: What's the go with youse cunts accepting gambling money? Who'd win in a fight between Gabby and a Great White Sea Cock? Why isn't the Mick "He's that fucken Good" Fanning anthem on Spotify? How'd did Jed and VD meet and do they believe in rooting on a first date? And what the fuck is Corn Earthing? The answer to all thee and more within. We'll tell you no lies.

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Blitzed : Former Haleiwa Champion Richie Lovett on How to Win the Last Chang of the Year to Qualify Nov 30, 2022

Rip Curl Mirage Activate Boardshort Presents BLITZED! The last Changaz Comp of the year is on right now at Haleiwa and our Aussie CT hopefuls are lining up to make it count. One man who knows exactly what they're going through is 10 year CT veteran and tsunami survivor Richie Lovett who back in 1995 needed to win the at Haleiwa to qualify for the CT. And guess what? The cunt did just that! Today Rich takes us through how he pulled off a miracle under such intense pressure, who he thinks will sack up and cough a bit of nutmeg into their last ditch Changaz campaign, and who he believes will lift the trophies come the final hooters. Essential insider knowledge from the once gorgeous Hot Tuna model.

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Core Lords: Joshe Faulkner Nov 30, 2022

Joshe Faulkner fought his way out of the slums of South Africa to become the two-time national surf champion. His remarkable story of survival, stoicism, and resilience is not to be missed.

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True Grit! Smiv and Deadly on The Floz Bros Ocean Domination, Cal Robbo’s Untapped Marketing Potential, Finger Buns, Unders/Overs, Ask us a Question and more! UTFS! Nov 28, 2022

Billabong Presents The Original Degenerate Surf Radio Podcast with ya boys Smiv and Deadly taking on all surfing’s biggest issues and a heap of shit nobody cared to think about at all. This ep: Are the Florence Brothers untouchable ocean demigods? Medina’s big comeback win in Brazil post cougar, the untapped marketing potential of Woodburn’s favourite son Callum Robson, cone fiend war time correspondents and so much more! Rip in ya dogs! Ay! UTFS

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Blitzed: Dimity "Shimmy Disco" Stoyle on the Aussie Women's Charge at the Haleiwa Chang Nov 28, 2022

Rip Curl Presents Blitzed! This episode we have a chat with Swellian and Doof Queen Dimity Stoyle about the Aussie push heading into Haleiwa, the log jam of talent at the top end of the Chang, the need for the Woz to expand the women's tour, and the heartbreaking withdrawals of two Aussie CT hopefuls from the comp! HECKAZ!

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Blitzed: Jacob "Chippo" Willcox on the Haleiwa Changaz! Nov 26, 2022

Rip Curl Presents... Blitzed: Pure Tour Nerdism. Today Smiv catches up with WA's Jacob Willcox, one of a handful of Aussies looking for a big result in the final Changaz event of the year at Haleiwa to seal a place on the 2023 Woz CT. To do it he'll have to overcome a shocking run of outs for goofys at this event, but if anyone has untethered mongrel and pure fucken GRIT to get it done, it's our boy Chippo. Get in behind Straya!

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GSNT: Fiji 2012 – Sean Doherty on the Greatest Big Wave Cone Feast Ever, Why the ASP Turned its Back on History, and the Set Wave that Nearly Ended Deadly Nov 25, 2022

20-30 foot and not a drop of water out of place! Has there ever been a more consistent or perfect big wave cone-off like the one that bombarded Cloudbreak Reef on June 8 2012, right in the middle of the waiting period for the Volcom Fiji Pro? Fwaaark no! It was one the books! Thankfully 29 Gold Cone Piece Award Winning Surf Journo Sean Doherty was there to cover both the magnitude of the day as it played out and the mechanics behind the ASP's decision TO NOT send the best surfers in the world into the maw of history. A missed opportunity or a genuine life-saving call? Have a listen and make up your own mind. Oh yeah, and Deadly also shares his story of being caught inside by the set of the century. Much to love here!

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LIVE from the Inaugural Swellness Summit (Pt 2.) Jodie Cooper, Pauline Menzcer, Richie Vaculik, Robbie Paige and Lachie Rambouts Nov 24, 2022

For part two of our investigation into all the ways our culture is making us sick, we are joined by Swellian Queens, Jodie Cooper and Pauline Menzcer, slab shaman and UFC veteran, Richie Vaculik, former Pipe Master and Japanese Prison veteran, Robbie Paige, and big wave lunatic, Lachie Rambouts.

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NOZ VISION! Noa Deane and Harry Bryant LIVE from The Steyne Hotel presented by Young Henry’s Nov 22, 2022

In anticipation of one of the most consequential conical clinics in history - in the form of Noa’s new film Nozvid - we got the pride of Coolangatta himself on the program alongside his mortal cone-bat comrade, Harry Bryant.

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LIVE From The Inaugural Swellness Summit: Tom Carroll, Dean Morrison, Brad Gerlach, and Rashida Dungarwalla On How Our Culture Is Making Us Sick Nov 16, 2022

It was all about Swellness. What could these surf legends (and one mental health professional) tell us about life, addiction, consumption, violence, and more. Featuring Tom Carroll, Dean Morrison, Brad Gerlach, and Rashida Dungarwalla.

Brought to you by Greenlight and Coopers Surf.

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The Grom Shaman: 88 World Champ Barton Lynch on reconnecting kids with true surf culture Nov 13, 2022

For 16 years now World Champ Barton Lynch has been running the world’s most fun grom experience. Part coaching seminar, part full-tilt froth out, BL’s Blast Off started off as a friendly and encouraging environment for kids to surf a few heats and improve their surfing without the pressure of hooters and heat scores. Over the years he introduced workshops and talks to help kids at all levels begin to gain a deeper understanding of the positivity that comes with surfing’s connection to environment, community and culture. Always adaptable BL pushed the Blast Off online when Covid threatened to shut it down and soon he had entries from over 26 countries around the world. This year’s six week championship window is now open and we thought it a good time to catch up with The Stoked Bloke himself to find out what he hopes to instil with the next generation of trimmers, cruisers, shredders, part-timers and world beaters.

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NOZVID: Join us for Noa Deane's World Film Premiere and a Free Swellian Live Show this Sunday, Steyne Hotel, Manly as Part of Young Henry's Rip In Weekender Nov 10, 2022

Will you be anywhere near Manly in the city of Sydney this weekend? If so come and join us for a FREE SWELLIAN LIVE SHOW as well as the World Premiere of Noa Deane's new mind bending, orb wrangling, atmosphere breaching doom huck masterpiece Noz Vid! It's all part of Young Henry's Rip In Weekender, three days of music, mates and Deaney going off his rocker in yet another Mallmic masterpiece.

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GSNT: The Long Road to J Bay Nov 10, 2022

Majestic waves meets harrowing reality in post-apartheid South Africa.

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Core Lords: Jackson Connellan from The Healthy Minds Club Nov 08, 2022

Our next guest is Jacko Connellan from the Healthy Minds Club, an organisation from the Northern Rivers of NSW, set up in response to the loss of key members of the Lennox Head surfing community due to mental illness.

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ATS Special Investigation: Could Deadly Sea Cocks End John Florence and Torren Martyn? Nov 06, 2022

Smiv and Deadly are back for a good old fashioned mondo ear chew and the boys are on a Nate Florence-style heater as they discuss the middle Floz Bros insane run of global cones, the mind-boggling orb-fest that is Bong’s new shred flick Interlusion, the many health benefits of attending a flooded Swellnes Summit, and the mythical Great Sea Cocks possibly bringing our intrepid sailing heroes John Florence and Torren Martyn to an ungodly and untimely end. Finger Buns, Phone Zone, Unders or Overs, Ask us a Question and more fucks than a Roman orgy. Take it fully in Swellians… and let it go.

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Blitzed: SACK-A-RIMMER with Supercoach Man Stew Botts and the King Nov 03, 2022

Andy King and Jay "Bottle" Thompson are the head performance super coaches for Surfing Australia and the masterminds behind the great Strayan Changaz push of 2022. With the second last Chang of the year currently underway in Saquarema, Brazil, 11 Aussies find themselves in contention for qualification on the 23 CT. So how did Botts and the King prepare our chargers to avoid the temptations of salted meats, frescobol in ya undies and packets that'll gurn ya jaw off ya skull, and keep their focus squarely on the job at hand? Smv and Deadly investigate.

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GSNT: The Passing of Andy Irons and the Days that Followed Nov 02, 2022

Today marks 12 years since the great Andy Irons died alone in a hotel room in Dallas Fort Worth Airport, just months before the birth of his son. In this episode we revisit the story Rainbow's End, written on location in Puerto Rico by Sean Doherty a week after Andy's passing. There to report on Kelly Slater's 10th World Title win, Doherty suddenly found himself at the centre of the most shocking and tumultuous week in pro surfing history.

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Core Lords: Koby Abberton - Part Three Nov 01, 2022

For our final instalment of this very special series with Koby Abberton with dive deep into his surf career.

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Steaming Heats: Seven Years of Shanghai Sex - The Remarkable CT Career of Luke Stedman Oct 26, 2022

Mona Vale's Luke Stedman spent an incredible seven years on the elite ASP/WOZ World Championship Tour in an era that is still regarded as the toughest and most competitive in pro surfing history. Kicking off during the Irons/Slater war of 2003, he'd surf an astonishing six events before making his first heat, but once he'd run the sword through his childhood hero Kelly "Groovy Avalon" Slater at pumping J-Bay, he knew he was exactly where he deserved to be. Plenty to enjoy in this one, so get ya steaming Shanghai Sex on already!

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HUGE! Harry Bryant's Eight Week Journey from Not Walking to Surfing in the Vans Pipeline Masters Oct 25, 2022

When Sunny Coast wild man Harry Bryant sent a lofty full-rote to the flats only to explode the living shit out of his fibula upon landing, the last thing he expected to see in his letter box a few weeks later was an invite to the "new look" Vans Pipeline Masters. We caught up with Haz the day after his surgeon gave him the all-clear to finally apply weight to the freshly mended pin hoping he'll be ready to represent all no-nonsense, you bewdy, true blue, ridgey-didge, dinky-di, fair dinkum fucken Strayans when the waiting period opens just eight weeks from today. Spoiler alert: OATH HE WILL!

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Core Lords: Koby Abberton (ft. Mickey Avalon) - Part Two Oct 19, 2022

Part Two of our series with the southside battler king Koby Abberton. We are joined by his old mate and iconic artist Mickey Avalon aka Yeshi.

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Swellness: Slab Shaman and ex-UFC fighter, Richie Vaculik, on Drugs, Alcohol, Violence, Martial Arts, Surfing’s Dark Side, and the Mental Health Issues Plaguing his Community. Oct 17, 2022

"As a society, it’s one of our biggest problems: depression, mental health and the ripple effect." - Richie Vaculik, one of the feature guests at this weekend's Inaugural Swellness Summit.

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Core Lords: Gerry Lopez and Stacy Peralta Oct 15, 2022

Mr Pipeline, Gerry Lopez, and Mr Dogtown Z Boys, Stacy Peralta, join Ain’t That Swell for a very special episode of Core Lords. Two of the most influential people in the history of surfing and skate culture have finally been united for the making Patagonia’s, the Yin and Yang of Gerry Lopez, a biopic featuring Gerry Lopez.

The film is directed by the legendary pro skater turned filmmaker, Stacy Peralta (Bones Brigade, Dogtown Z Boys, Lords of Dogtown Riding Giants, Crips and Bloods).

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Introducing The Swellness All-Stars: Future Roots, Hof Lord, Dj Bhakti Baby, Menzcer, Alfie, Cooper Oct 14, 2022

Meet our eclectic band of groovers, healers, swamis, shamans and core lords.

We've got Nui aka Future Roots aka one half of Digital Afrika. We've got James Tranter, the Wim Hof Guru. We've got 1993 Women's World Champ Pauline Menzcer. We've got OG 'cid freak, drop-out, core lord, Alfie Blakey (Vaughan's dad). We've got 5x Sunset Pro Champion and all-time battla kweeeeeeeeen, Jodie Cooper. And we've got the esoteric healer, DJ and cacao master of ceremony, DJ Bhakti Babi.

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Blitzed: Ryan Callinan Has Requalified For the Woz CT and Fucken You BEWDY!!! Oct 12, 2022

The greatest human in the world Ryan Callinan has kicked the Changaz right in the dot and qualified for the 23 CT with two events still to go! Cop that Changaz ya dog, ay, ya mutt! Deadly caught up with the Novocastrian legend to talk about being cut and re-qualifying in the same year, the great Aussie Changaz push and his goals for 2023 - spoiler alert, he's ready to cave cunts in!

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Swellness Summit: Rayjah45 (Sub-Tribe) Oct 10, 2022

Rayjah45 is a Maori musician from Taranaki, New Zealand, now based in Cronulla. He is also the frontman of iconic underground dub-reggae-fusion outfit, Sub-Tribe, who will be performing at the Inaugural Swellness Summit.

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Core Lords: Koby Abberton - Part One Oct 09, 2022

Koby Abberton is a former pro surfer and cultural icon from Maroubra Beach on Sydney's Southside.

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Swellness Summit Oct 21-23: How X3 Pipe Master Tom Carroll Will Still Your Mind Oct 06, 2022

Head noise! It comes at ya from all angles. Sometimes out of nowhere. Sometimes in a relentless pushing tide. The good news is, with a bit of guidance, you can quieten that inner banshee simply and easily with the power of meditation. Two-time World Champ and Three-time Pipeline Master Tom Carroll is a man who has gone deep into the peace zone to shut down those screaming demons within. As our guest meditation swami at the Inaugural Swellness Summit, he will give you the tools to do the same. The result... clarity, focus, calm, joy. Come and share the wisdom with TVC. Tickets available at theswellians.com

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Swellness Summit Oct 21-23: Dingo Morrison Brings the Honesty, Stillness and Foilies Oct 04, 2022

Former World Number 1 Dean Dingo Morrison experienced the highs of the pro surfing dream and the lows of drug and alcohol addiction that followed in the years after and he survived to tell the tale. Today he finds happiness within and he'll be bringing his wisdom, positivity and tube sorcery to Waves Campground Crescent Head this Oct 21-23 for the Inaugural Swellness Summit. Tickets available at theswellians.com

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Core Lords: Kyle Thierman Oct 03, 2022

Kyle Thierman is a Patagonia ambassador and big wave surfer from Santa Cruz, California. He is also a journalist, psychonaut, and environmentalist.

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GSNT: The False Reality of the Surf Town Sep 29, 2022

An investigation of the values system at the heart of every Surf Town.

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Swellness Summit Oct 21-23: How Brad Gerlach Will Improve The Way You Surf At The Summit Sep 28, 2022

If Brad Gerlach can improve the surfing of the world's best wave riders, imagine what he can do for you! The Former World Number 1 will be bringing Waveki – his martial arts based surf methodology – to the Swellness Summit presented by Green Light this October 21-23. Marinate in his superior surf-form wisdom then come practice his methods in person. Tickets available now theswellians.com

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NEW SHOW! Steaming Heats With Wilko Sep 27, 2022

What really goes on between the hooters? What stories are we not privy too that can influence or transform the goings-on in an elite level heat? Who had personal beef before the horn? Who was a surfer's kryptonite and who melted like white chocolate? Steaming Heats looks to pull on the rashie to get the stories behind the results. Our first guest is former World No.1 Matt Wilkinson who breaks down the brain storms, brain farts, and wild off-the-lip tail-blows that delivered him three CT victories over a decade on tour.

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RIP Chris Davidson – A Wild Surfing Life Comes to a Sad End Sep 26, 2022

As the surfing world processes the sudden death of North Narrabeen icon Chris Davidson, killed in an altercation outside a bar on the NSW Mid-North Coast, we reach out to Davo's lifelong mate Nathan Hog Hedge to discus the magic and the madness of one of Australian surfing's most electrifying and troubled talents.

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Core Lords: Mikala Jones Sep 23, 2022

From growing up on Oahu's North Shore during the wild days of Da Hui and the Wolfpak, to basing himself out of Bali and scoring mindless waves throughout the Indonesian archipelago, Mikala Jones is one of the most committed and CONED surfers of all time.

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GSNT: Bali's Tourism Is Sucking The Island Dry Sep 23, 2022

(First published in 2018) The majority of groundwater in Bali goes to luxury villas and golf courses, leaving some locals to resort to stealing from neighbors for their everyday water needs.

Read the story here.

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GSNT: How Bali's Tolak Reklamasi Movement, Emboldened by Victory, Is Trying to Tackle the Rest of the Island's Woes Sep 23, 2022

Written and published prior to COVID-19 for Vice Indonesia, this story takes us inside the Tolak Reklamasi movement and the many fronts on which Bali is fighting a battle to save itself.

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GSNT: The Idiot's Guide To Indonesian Poverty Sep 21, 2022

As Indonesian surf-travel resumes, we take a closer look at the forces underpinning our beloved archipelago’s economic disadvantage.

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GSNT: Indo Punks Do It Better Sep 20, 2022

With 260 million people, 18,000 islands, and literally thousands of world-class punk bands, Indonesia is the new home of short, fast, loud.

The music featured in this episode includes 'Ngeri Ngeri' by Marjinal and Friends Are Diamonds by Strikes.

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EAT, PRAY, CONE! Green Light Presents The Inaugural Swellness Summit! Sep 20, 2022

That’s right Swellians! We’re putting on the biggest wellness weekend for degenerates in history! Presented by Green Light and Space 44, the Swellness Summit will bring together some of the surf community’s biggest names to share their techniques for living, loving, surfing, and surviving.
Not only will you get the chance to breathe, bathe (in ice), meditate and luxuriate with your surfing heroes, you’ll head home armed with all the latest tools for saving lives, surviving and thriving in a complicated world.
COME ON DOWN TO CREZZO FOR AN OLD FASHIONED THUMPAHHHHH WITH THE SWELLIANS!

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Core Lords: Mega Semadhi Sep 16, 2022

Mega Semadhi is literally a lord. The Balinese pro surfer and two-time winner of the Rip Curl Cup, Padang, is also a Hindu Priest (Mangku) in waiting.

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Breaking: Sean Doherty on Patagonia's Yvon Chouinard's Billion Dollar Move to Save the Planet Sep 15, 2022

Today Patagonia founder and rock climbing waxhead hmaadman Yvon Chouinard gave away the company that made him a billionaire in a bold move to save the planet! So what prompted him to do such a thing when he could have built a rocket to Mars like all the other Billionaire reptile fuckwits? We contacted 87-time Gold Cone Piece Award Winning Surf Journalist Sean Doherty to explain.

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Blitzed: What Went Wrong For Robbo and Ewing at Trestles? Swellian Super Coach Andy King Breaks it Down. Sep 13, 2022

Australians tuned in to the Rip Woz Finals at Trestles with dreams of a Vortex Shaman or Ethan Heeeeyeeeeewing World Title win for the ages. Alas, both lads failed to fire suffering upset losses to Brazilian powerhouse Italo Ferreira. So was it the surf, the strategies or the furnace of finals day that caused our Ice-men to melt? We called in Surfing Australia head coach Andy King to give us some insights into what went wrong.

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Blitzed: All Hail Queen Gilmore World Title Special! Sep 12, 2022

Smiv and Deadly are back with a full-frothing breakdown of the Rippy Woz Finals Day and the fuse-blowing dominance of her majesty Queen Stephanie Gilmore as she beheaded all who stood in her way to ascend the throne for an astounding eighth time. Plus: A doff of the cap to Men's champ Fil Toledo, a boot up the corn of the truthless conditions and, a head scratching look in the mirror as we wonder what melted our Ice Prince Aussie hopefuls Jack "Vortex Shaman" Robbo and Ethan "Heeeeyeeewing" Ewing. Lots to unpack...

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BREAKING: RIP/WOZ FINALS 90% LIKELY TO RUN TONIGHT - The Final Word With Former Trestles Champion Richie "Peen" Lovett Sep 08, 2022

As we gear up for a long night in front of the Idiot Box to cheer on Jack Robbo, Ethan Heeeeeyeeeewing and Steph Gilmore at Trestles, we thought who better to give us the final ramp up on mastering the wave than former CT legend, Tsunami survivor, Woz analyst and 2003 Trestles Event Champion Richie Lovett? Get on board the Peen and let's hear it for STRAYA! GO YOU GOOD THINGS!

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Blitzed: Dawn of a New Ice Age – X2 World Champ Damien Hardman says Jack Robbo and Ethan Ewing’s Sub-Zero Competitive Resolve Can Win it For Straya! Sep 06, 2022

The Iceman Cometh. X2 World Champ Dooma Hardman was a fearless, ruthless, calculated, competitive psychopath in his 15 years tour and he likes what he sees in the cold, hard belief of our Aussie World Title hopefuls Jack Robbo and Ethan Ewing. This is it. We’re almost there Swellians and if this interview doesn’t get ya riding a wheelie bin down ya main street with a Wardell pie in one hand and an ibis in the other than you must be as cold as Robbo in the final at G-Land needing a score with 15 seconds on the clock. Carn Straya! Carn Vortex Shaman! Carn Steph! Carn Heeeeyeeeeewing! Let’s bring these fuckers home!

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Blitzed: WOW! WOW! WOW! It’s GOAT on GOAT as Layne Beachley Breaks Down How Stephanie Gilmore Can Bring Home No.8 at Trestles Sep 05, 2022

There are 14 CT World Titles between Swellian Queens Layne Beachley and Steph Gilmore, and Layne believes Steph has the runs on the board, the God-given talent and the PURE UNHINGED GRIT to add another at the upcoming Rippy Woz finals at Trestles. Know this Swellians, when the six-in-a-row Manly Beach-based Immortal offers sage advice, WE LEAN FORWARD! Marinate in the experience, wisdom and absolute class of a true Australian surfing great. Ya just might learn something.

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Blitzed: Ronnie Blakey Will Be Calling the Rip Woz Finals, So What Can Us Fans Expect to See? Sep 04, 2022

Ronnie Blakey, the John Farnham of Australian surf commentary, will be doing us proud in the booth at the Rip/Woz Finals. So what are his favourite World Title Showdowns in history? What has he liked about the 2022 CT season? What kind of A-Game will he be bringing to the broadcast? ...and will he wash the soap out of his peen eye before he gets a UTI? All this and more dealt with as we load up into the last few days before the hooter sounds at Trestles.

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Core Lords: Mark 'Poochie' Isaac Sep 04, 2022

Mark 'Poochie' Isaac found himself front and centre during the unprecedented flooding that struck the Northern Rivers earlier this year.

After saving lives and livestock on the back of a jet ski during the immediate stages of the catastrophe, he and several other volunteers set up Wardell C.O.R.E (Community Organised Resilience Effort) - a grass roots, workers' cooperative that spent the following weeks and months rebuilding the town of Wardell and the surrounding area.

Their work created a blue print for a brave new future in which unpaid, highly skilled, workers cooperatives build and rebuild communities while circumventing the crippling debt and productivity theft characterised by late-stage capitalism.

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Gold Cone Piece Blitzing! With His Holy Frothness Nick Carroll Sep 02, 2022

Nobody has reported on more World Title Showdowns than 23-time Gold Cone Piece Award Winner Nick Carroll (of House Frotherian). He was at Waikiki in 1914 when Duke Kahanamoku flogged Tom Blake's much loathed kook-box design on nothing but a piece of driftwood. He was at Manly in 64 when Phyllis O'Donnel and Midget shoved it fair up the seppo blow-ins to record the first "official" global championships. He saw the Wounded Gull steal everyone's chippies for four years straight, watched Layne and then Steph win 7 a piece, he sniffed the blood on the sand at Backdoor at the height of the Slater/AI war of 03, and he even watched his younger bruv, Sir Thomas Victor, throw away the un-losable crown in 88. Yep, he's marinated in every win and loss pro surfing has had to offer and boy oh boy does he have some insights into how this latest chapter of the Rip Woz Finals will play out at Trestles. On your feet Swellians, his Holy Frothness Nick Carroll hath entered thy building!

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Blitzed Engine Room: Supercoach Andy King on How Straya Can Bring Home both Men's and Women's World Titles Sep 01, 2022

Last year Australia's most beloved supercoach Andy King helped orchestrate Gabriel Medina's total domination of the Rippy Woz Finals at Lower Trestles. This year, the King is back in Camp Oz, and he believes two World Title Trophies (men's and women's) could be making the flight down under when the fat hooters sing on finals day. Come with us into the throbbing Engine Rooms of all three Aussie Campaigns (Robbo, Eth and Steph) and discover why the King thinks the criteria is leaning our way. Hmaaaaad!

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Blitzed with Sally Fitz! A Deep Dive Into the RIP/WOZ Women's Finals Showdown Sep 01, 2022

Olympian, 12-time CT Champion, Aussie Battler Icon and undisputed Swellian Queen Sally Fitzgibbons knows exactly what it's like to take on angry Goats at the Rippy Woz Finals having been there this time last year. So open your earhole and pour in her sweet nectar, cause Our Sal has got the goods on how this thing is gonna play outt!

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Blitzed: The Ups and Downs of Rippy Woz Finals Week with Morgan Cibilic Aug 31, 2022

Last year the little-known battler mongrel icon Morgan Cibilic created history by becoming the first Aussie bloke to fight it out for a World Title at the entirely new single-day surf-off format at Rip Curl WSL Finals at Lower Trestles. Although he went down first heat to Conner Coffin, he done us heaps proud ay, and he's in a rarified position to know exactly what Ethan Ewing and Jack Robinson will be faced with as they enter finals week for the first time in their careers. So, what are the things to look out for, the dos and don'ts, and how can they take it that little bit further and bring a championship back to the land of ibis's and wheelie bins?

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Parko's Nose the Rippy Woz Finals... and he's callin' a Heeeyeeewing/Gilmore Double! Aug 29, 2022

We're only a week out and the Rippy Woz Finals Ramp Up has begun! Cop this: the 2012 World Champ and Pipeline Master Joel Les Parkinson reckons we're heading for an all-Aussie quinella. FARKEN BEWDY OR WHAT?!! Soak it in Swellians, if anyone knows... Parko's nose.

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Core Lords: Oli Firth from Couch Wizard Aug 28, 2022

Oli Firth was arrested on his way to Margaret River with 35 grams of psilocibin mushrooms. He spent three months in Broken Hill prison, better known as NSW's 'punishment prison,' where he met Murray Cook (Warumpi Band/Midnight Oil) and the seeds of Couch Wizard - one of Smivvy's favourite bands - were sewn.

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Blitzed: Connor O'Leary on his Epic Cone Off vs Da Goat, Kelly Slater, + 2022 WT Season Review Aug 26, 2022

Ain't That Swell's favourite son and Cronulla-born, core lord, cone fiend extraordinaire, Connor O'Leary, recounts his mondo pit fest at maxing Chopes against the Greatest of All Time, Kelly Slater, Miguel Pupo's win, what the Aussie Onion learned from the Brazilian Storm, plus a review of his 2022 World Tour season.

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Blitzed: Nathan 'Hog' Hedge Talks Tubular Heroics at Teahupoo Aug 24, 2022

The 43 year old North Narrabeen former World Tour icon reflects on his landmark performance at the Outer Known Tahiti Pro.

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Blitzed! Turbo Chopes Delivers Cone-Off for the Ages! Aug 22, 2022

Who stood tall and who capitulated when Joppo turned on the Jesus Juice? Smiv and Deadly head to the End of the Road to comprehensively dissect the heroism, hmaaadness and mondo corn-rinsing pack-fest that was the final CT event of the regular Woz season. Verdict? SHART! SHART everywhere! An all-time cone off spectacular right here at the home of Pure Tour Nerdism!

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CHOPES AWAY! It’s game on at The End of the Road, but will Tandem Surfing’s Inclusion to the 2024 Paris Games Trump the Wozzle’s Showpiece in Tahiti? Aug 17, 2022

Before we consider the ramifications of the year’s final CT event, shouldn’t we consider the audience growth potential of Tandem Surfing’s inclusion at the next Olympics? Shouldn’t we pontificate on the possibility of Kelly Slater replacing one of our beloved Woz commentator’s for next year’s broadcasts? And don’t we owe it to ourselves to explore what happened to CJ Hobgood when he entered the multi-verse of madness via a glitch cone in 2010 only to find himself in Maurice Cole’s rave cave? The answer to all the above is YES and the two-time Gold Cone Piece winner and his Goon mate have already purchased two-for-one priced shovels from Bunnings and are breaking dirt as we speak to get to the bottom of all this and more. Eureka cunts, it’s a Swellian classic!

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Blitzed with Super Coach Tommy Whitz! Aug 12, 2022

Steph Gilmore, Griffin Colapinto and Kanoa Igarashi are all on the qualification bubble for the Rippy Woz World Titles at Trestles, but will the Outerknown Tahiti Pro deliver them the opportunity of a lifetime, or shatter their dreams into a million little pieces? Former-CT-Aussie-icon-turned-Supercoach Tom Whitaker is the sporting shaman to see them through the biggest contest of the year so far. Find out how they're preparing and what he's doing to get them in the zen zone.

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Parko Nose Chopes! The 2012 World Champ Shares His Tips Aug 11, 2022

With all eyes on Chopes and the Battle for Rippy Woz Finals qualification, we speak with the 2012 World Champ, 2012 Pipe Master and 2012 Tahiti Pro Runner-up Joel Les Parkinson to give us his insights on how things are gonna play out. Flip the muesli bar, open your ears and poor in that sweet nasally nectar!

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BLITZED: Hog in a Hole! A Big Blue Orbular Chopes Hole! Aug 08, 2022

Straya rejoice! Nathan "The Hog" Hedge has been announced as the replacement wildcard for Gabby Medina at the OuterKnown Tahiti Pro kicking off in a matter of days. Ya boy Smivvy caught up with the insatiable tube pig to get his take on how to stuff ya face with endless vishnu at the End of the Road, who he thinks will make a fist of qualifying for the Rippy Woz finals under such extreme pressure, and how he won't give two hoots playing spoiler if the opportunity comes his way – a 10 point hole is a 10 point hole after all! Go the Hoggy! Go you good thing!

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White Knuckle Skitz Rev Up Edition! Aug 05, 2022

Is it just us or is shit goin’ turbo bat shit crazy out there? This ep Smiv outruns the highway patrol in an unregistered shit box on the way home from Splendour. Swellpocalypse hmaaadman Max McGuigan gives us the inside word on dragging corn at Ours on the backside. We drop in on Lobby O’Brien at ANZAC lodge, Huntington Beach, where our Changaz Battlers are sharing a couch, a fridge, and a single roll of poo tickets. Cal Robbo calls in from Chopes and cops an all-time rev-up spray from ya boy Smivvy to get him over the line and into the Woz finals. There’s Goatwatch, Tulsiwatch, mondo cones galore with Loz Towner and we finally out the low-down dog who left an un-flushable cork in the SW house dunny the night Sally Fitz came to stay. Garn, into it ya mutts!

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Core Lords: Surfer and Adventurer, Torren Martyn Aug 03, 2022

Born and bred in Byron Bay, Torren Martyn is the surfer and adventurer featured in the Lost Track series, which has taken him across Australia by car, New Zealand by motorbike, Europe, North Africa and West Africa by van, and now South-East Asia by yacht.

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Core Lords: Foo Fighters Lead Guitarist Chris Shiflett Jul 28, 2022

For 23 years Chris Shiflett has been lead guitarist for face-melting stadium monsters of rock Foo Fighters, but did you know he also spends Christmas with Jack McCoy? That he shreds the gnar with Kerby Brown and Dean Morrison whenever the Foos are in Oz? That he wants JJF to call him into a wave at Pipe? And did you know his corn is sparkling even after the worst Cali summer in years? That's right, he's a hmaaaad Swellian Corelord of the highest order and Deadly got him on the horn to talk SB, Curren, Cali Punk, Foos, surfboards and his latest single Long Long Year, which is out today. Rip it into ya pack of filthy mongrels!

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GSNT: Pot Luck - How This Indonesian Junior Surf Star Ended Up In Prison the Day After the Biggest Win of his Career. Jul 25, 2022

Smivvy takes a trip to one of the most crowded prisons in the world to find out how Indonesian surf star, Agus Frimanto, ended up inside the day after the biggest win of his career.

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Repent! Repent! Swellpocalypse is Upon Us! Jul 21, 2022

From Fiji to Chopes and on to Hawaii the former El Nina Swell-a-palooza has been upgraded to a full-blown Book of Revelations end-of-days Swellpocalypse! Thankfully Smiv and Deadly are on hand to guide you through the swirling biblical maelstrom of Pacific Ocean power and onwards to heavenly conical salvation... or they might just call you over the falls on the set of the day to scorpion face-first into volcanic fingers of reef. If that's the case, at least there's enough limes in hell to keep those cuts from cutting infected. Grit ya teeth and squeeze the juice Swellians. It hurts so good!

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Blitzed: Heeeeeeyeeeewing, Robbo and Tyler Bring J-Bay Glory Back to the Home of Koalas Rooting Goannas! Jul 17, 2022

Load up ya mayo guns Swellians, the Strayan charge towards the WSL Finals continues with a most dominant display of rail shamanism and lip destructivism at cranking-itself Jeffreys. No wall left uncleavered by his holy majesty Ethan Heeeeeeyeeeewing on his way to a famous debut win. Go on... Blitzed yourself.

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Greatest Stories Never Told: A Different Kind of Matrix, The Bali Most Tourists Never See Jul 13, 2022

From the Smivvy Archives: The island of Bali is infinitely more complex and fraught with peril and perilous characters than most tourists ever get the chance to see. In almost three years of living there your boy Smivvy was gifted a rare and exceedingly raw insight into this island's unique blend of politics, corruption and old school tribal justice.

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BLITZED: World No.8 Callum Robson Live From J-Bay Jul 08, 2022

He's the CT rookie sensation who's gone from creasing props in park Rugby League to folding Medina in Brazilian CTs and with only two events left in the regular season he's well positioned for a charge into WSL Finals. He's Callum Robson and he sat down for a quick catch up with ya boy Smivvy live from J-Bay to talk about motivation, form, and results post cut-off. Hmaaaaad!

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ATS LIVE IN PERTH: Barbs at Scarbs as Occy and Kerby Brown Trade Slab Stories That'll Make Your Ears Bleed Jul 05, 2022

The Children of the Corn Tour Episodes draw to a close with an evening of skitz real talk from the impact zones of Australia's most brutal slabs. Be held down at The Right, feel the impact of bone on rock at Cyclops and immerse your frontal lobes in the healing wisdom of two beloved Australian lords of core. A must-listen for the ages! UTFS!

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BLITZED: Gold Jersey Rout in Rio as Fil and Riss Gag on the Grapes of Wrath Jun 30, 2022

The World Title favourites went Hmaaaaaaaaad in Rio, removing the gloves for a good old face slapping bonanza upon the rest of the dreamers who make up the Woz tours. But who got the best waves? Who surfed the best heat? And who melted like a backwards-over-the-falls-White-Chocolate-special in the land of the anal flossing dot thong? Smiv and Deadly investigate as only pure tour nerds can.

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ATS LIVE IN MANLY: Skitz real talk surf yarn special with Parko, Layne and Joao Chumbinho Chianca Jun 27, 2022

Come one, come all, come Steyne! Manly’s most famous and infamous Pub hosts Smivvy and Deadly 24 hours after Straya spear-tackled Scummo and his usless cronies into political oblivion at the Fed Election. And what a panel to help us celebrate. The Greatest of All-Time, 7 Time World Champ, Manly Royal and Swellian Queen Layne Beachley gets her grit right on alongside the newly minted Hall of Famer Joel Les Parko, and Brazilian Changaz-to-CT-back-to-Changaz cone pig sensation Joao Chumbinho Chianca. It’s here, it’s there, it’s everywhere, but mine for surf gold cause there’s a thick throbbing vein of it just waiting to get tapped. UTFS!!

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BLITZED: Grif & Steffy Gobble the Battered El Sav for Big Wins as the Brazilian Storm Band Together and Get Ready to Declare War! Jun 20, 2022

Join Smivvy & Deadly for a nauseating pro surfing deep dive and discover the ramifications of Grif and Steffy’s big wins in El Sav and what another near-miss for Toledo means for the Brazzo Storm as we train our lactating froth glands on final 3 events of the regular season. It’s pure tour nerdism at it’s nappy wetting finest! Bath in all its acrid burning glory.

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Move Over Brazilian Storm Here Comes the Indo Gut Bomb! Capoeira Meets Diarrhoea in the Rumble in the Garjargaran Jungle! East Coast Swell-a-Palooza, Chopes Chaos, St Mick and the Surf Cult, and Has The World Gone CORE? Jun 17, 2022

Lick your finger and stick it to the breeze, Swellians. The winds of change are-a-coming, as they say, and it fucken reeeeeeks! Indonesia’s answer to the Brazilian Storm, the rancid, disemboweling gut bomb is about to explode in the face of World Tour surfing and it’s not going to be pretty.
We recount the skitz conings along Australia’s east coast and all across the Asia-Pacific. It’s cooking out there c**ts! The mighty St Mick of Penrith delivers yet another miracle to his sodden comrades. New York Times thinks it wrote the book on core all of a sudden. Full breakdown of a near-deadly Chopes boat wipeout, surf politics, Swellian questions and more!

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ATS LIVE IN MIAMI: Changaz Series True Grit Special with Lobby, Callum, Connor and Jacko Jun 14, 2022

Stick ya hand down ya Reg Grundies after a scorpion behind the rock and feel the pride of pure Aussie Grit between ya fingers as the Changaz-Series-All-Stars-come-elite-CT-Head-Kickers take to the stage at the Miami Marketta for a classic Sunday arvo of yarn spinning deluxe. Post Margies but pre Snapper, Manly and G-Land, there’s no doubting Strayan surfing is in good hands with these hmaaaaaaad bastards! UTFS

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The Great Boardriding Bazaar (ft. Ryan Burch) Jun 08, 2022

A mission to maxing Desert Point opens a window into the insane genius of asymetrical loon, Ryan Burch.

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GOAT ON FIRE!!! Kelly Slater and Seth Moniz Live at Beer Farm Margaret River Jun 03, 2022

At last it's here! When the Goat comes to Ain't That Swell Live you know you're in for a magic night of pure surf yarn glory! Highlights including: The Greatest Sporting Victory of All-Time at this year's Billabong Pipe Pro, The True Story behind Goat's Eddie win, why he was forced to apologise to Mick "He's that Fucken Good" Fanning and so so so much more. It's real, it's raw, it's one for the ages Swellians, rip in!.

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Heeeeeyah! Cut Carnage, Strikers Vs Scabs, The Great Swellian Carrot Drive for Our Sal, and Why Can I No Get No Respek! May 10, 2022

It's back to the mouldy old wormhole that is Deadly's garage for an ATS Classic that sees Smiv and Deadly tackle all the goings on from around the Oz leg of the world tour and the greater surfing universe, including Chippo vs Zeke, pro surfing's darkest day, the Woz v the WPS, Makua Rothman's run for office, the disconnect between the surf industry rolling around in piles of money and Matt McGillivray sleeping in his car, and why every Swellian should take a carrot to Our Sal's house at Gerroa and leave it on her front lawn in salutations to the Swellian Queen. UTFS!

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BLITZED: Vortex Shaman and Bella, Bella, BELLA! Ravage Margs for Aussie Clean Sweep May 07, 2022

There was more drama at Main Break than a day time soap marathon as the guillotine finally fell on the CT dismissing big names and rookies alike to the Challanger Series while elevating others to a glory run back-half of the season and a shot at the Woz finals. But it's really all about Jack Robbo, Bella Nichols, Neckbeard Florence and Gabriela Bryan who bashed, slashed and took flight to dominate the field in towering Indian Ocean swells! Warning: This is PURE TOUR NERDISM!

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Titans Unite at Torquay! Mick Fanning, India Robinson, Woz Prez ELO, Morgz, Griffin and the Wizard May 02, 2022

The Children of the Corn tour - proudly brought to you by Billabong - goes deep into second belly button territory, the home of penile shrinkage, to unveil the truth at the centre of the corn.
Hold onto ya cobs Swellians! This one is a head spinning, thumbscrew rompahhhhh..

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BLITZED: Ding Dong Robson and Wright Fly the Flag for Straya at Bells! Apr 23, 2022

Smiv and Deadly go deep plunge on all things BOWL as Australian surfing makes its long awaited resurgence on the rails of Tyler Wright and Callum Robson. It's the perfect road song as we put the pedal to the metal and burn our way to Margies for the dreaded mid season guillotine!

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ATS LIVE! Children of the Corn With RCJ, TVC, Molly, Micro and Bill Cilia! Apr 10, 2022

It's show one of the new tour and GET FWAAAARKED its a hmaaad as a cut snake. Ross Clarke-Jones returns to the Central Coast with his old buddy Thomas Victor Carroll to discuss getting flogged on the rocks at Nazare, breaking his back at Backdoor, winning the Eddie and more! Special guests Molly and Micro break down the Women's Bong Pipe Pro and why the Aussies can't make the top 5 on the men's and women's tours. Rip in ya mutts!

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Medina's Meltdown, Marzo-4-G Land, Mushies-4-Everyone, Facing Monsters, Dealing with Demons, and More! Mar 28, 2022

Inside Gabriel Medina's meltdown, Marzo's bid for max CT cone-age at G Land, Koa Smith's mushy powered brain injury recovery, how to deal with demons, when not to send it on giant slabs, and much more.

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The People United! Northern Rivers and the Surfing Elite Fights Back Against the Flood! Mar 16, 2022

Parko and Toby Cregan on joining the tinny army, miraculous tales of survival, and #Scummo blows it again.

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Blitzed: porch-a-geese Pinto! Wrap every wave from Griffindore's spell binding maiden CT victory! Mar 12, 2022

Hmmmmmmmmmmaaaddddd!!

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Cosmic Apricot Sessions Live from the Usher Cup Finals Mar 03, 2022

Smiv and Deadly scoff some laced dried fruit and journey to Snapper Rocks for the final day of the Usher Cup to dive deep with Rabbit, Pauline, Rocky Rawlings and Dingo Morrison on Slater’s ocean IQ, the timelessness of Hog, how meditation saved Dingo’s life by shutting down the head noise, women at Pipeline, Dingo’s Quik Pro win, how to properly surf Snapper, comments on the surfing prowess of Mitch Parko, Sheldon Simkus, Ethan Ewing and Margo and one fucken skitz yarn about da Goat shutting down the Bugs and Dingo mentorship that had been a lifetime in the making. It bounces around like backwash behind the rock but fuck there are some nuggets of pure gold. Stuff yourself in right here!

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ATS SPECIAL: Live from the Usher Cup Presidents Dinner with Rabbit, Parko, Dingo, Hoggy and Hippo! Mar 01, 2022

Hmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!

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Blitzed! Pure Tour Nerdism: Barron Mamiya and Brisa Hennessy Reign Supreme in a Classical Sunset Clusterf**k Feb 22, 2022

The tempestuous beast that is Sunset lived up to its mantel as expected dishing up a Whitman’s sampler of warps, wobbles and big, blue Polynesian bowls.
For the second time in as many events, a Hawaiian wildcard rose to the occasion, taking out the Elite Tour event and with it the Jeep Gold Leader’s jersey.
In the women’s Brisa Hennessy capped a momentous year for Costa Rican surfing, taking out the country’s first ever World Tour event.

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Core Lords: Steve Cooney, Morning of the Earth Legend, Tracks Magazine Don, First Man to Surf Uluwatu Feb 17, 2022

Smivvy sits down with the 1970s surf legend, Steve Cooney - the first man to surf Uluwatu, as depicted in the seminal surfing and counterculture film, Morning of the Earth, now in its 50th anniversary.

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DISPATCH FROM THE ROCK: Connor O'Leary Takes Us Inside The Tomb at the Pipe Masters, PLUS: Parko Nose Sunset! Feb 09, 2022

Dive Deep into this Mini Episode as Connor O'Leary takes us inside the Tomb at the Pipe Masters, while 3x West Peak Champion Joel Parkinson Nose the hidden secrets of Sunset!

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BLITZED: Da Goat, Kelly Slater, Reigns Supreme at the Pipe Contest to End All Contests, Moana Goes Wild, and Lobby on Breaking His Leg at Backdoor Feb 07, 2022

Kelly Slater produces the most spellbinding performance in surfing history, taking out the best Pipe Masters event in living memory.
Womens wildcard Moana Jones Wong does the cakewalk and stuffs her face with tubular glory at the end of it, taking out the women's.
Liam O'Brien opens up about breaking his leg at Backdoor, the Brazilians battle against the odds, Anzacs huck 'emselves into the trench, and much more.

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The Swellians Versus Jamie O'Brien! Feb 01, 2022

All-time Hawaiian surfing great and Pipe lunatic, Jamie O'Brien sacks up and answers to The Swellians!

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BLITZED: Pipe Masters Spectacular–Everything You Need to Know Before Kick-Off at the Banzai! Starring Ryan Callinan, Joel Parkinson & Andy King. Jan 27, 2022

It’s pure pro surfing nerdism at it’s most psyched as Smiv and Deadly leave no piece of blood soaked lava unturned in their preview the greatest show on Ocean and the first event of 2022 WOZ season. Will Da Goat arm bar father time and make the cunt tap out? Will Carissa, Steph and Tyler get royally served by the next Gen of Hawaiian rookies? Will the ANZAC battlers go deep in the cone and the draw? And can anyone, and we mean ANYONE, stop John John Florence? Saddle up Swellians, it’s about to go turbo orbular up in here!

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The Greatest Stories Never Told: Matt Hoy Eats a Pie (And Shapes a Surfboard) Jan 25, 2022

Venture back to 2011 as Deadly travels up the old F3 from Sydney to the Steel City of Newcastle to watch Matt Hoy shove a home made meat sock straight into his pie hole. Oh....and he shaped a surfboard as well.

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The Cosmic Apricot Sessions: Smivvy and Bugs Bartholomew Plugged In at the Burleigh Single Fin Festival presented by Billabong Jan 20, 2022

Absolutely torched from the day of festivities beforehand, under the influence of a cosmic apricot, wilting like dried lettuce in the sun, energy levels dangerously low, hovering in the red zone, enter the G(A)OAT, the Rabbit, the spirit animal of Australian surfing, Rabbit Bartholomew.

Sit back, light some incense, say your oms, spark a buddha stick, and cop an earful of iconic surfing folk lore and culture from one of the greatest humans in the history of this vast continent, Wayne 'Rabbit' 'Bugs' Bartholomew.

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PSYclone Shenanigans, Cosmic Apricots with Bugs and Around the World In 80 Cones with Gearoid Mcdaid Jan 17, 2022

Merry La Nina, Happy New Years and I hope you get the lot Rona ya mutt! Smivvy and Deadly are back to break down all the shenanigans and chicanery from Tropical PSYclone Seth, including Vaughan’s now infamous First Australian fade. Smivvy and Stace Galbraith eat a cosmic apricot and go toe-to-toe with The Great Rabbit Bartholomew at the Burleigh Single Fin Festival. Gearoid Mcdaid phones in from Ireland to spill the beans on his mental mortal conical clinic in Domestic Tourist. We cover The Da Hui Backdoor Shootout, JJF overtaking AI with his HIC Pipeline Pro win, Tex Williams and Kael Walsh’s under the lip heroics, and much, much more!

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The Swellians Versus Owen Wright! Presented by Rip Curl and Coopers Surf Shop. Jan 11, 2022

Owen Wright – the Gathed-up, Chopes-conquering, skullet-wielding, tube pig degenerate hmaaaaaaaaaaadman – gets tied to a chair inside Coopers Surf Shop Coffs Harbour for an all-Swellian waterboarding of epic proportions. Included within: The time Slater iced the Big O’s 11-year-old face off, the greatest wave he ever saw surfed at Aussie Pipe, his wildcard entry to the Pipe Masters as a 15-year-old, the best party he’s ever had on tour, and why he feels it is his DUTY to represent Australia at Chopes in the 2024 Olympic Games. Hmwell played Swellians! Ya done good.

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The Greatest Stories Never Told: Meet the Japanese Cult Hero with a Slice of Pipe Named After Him Jan 04, 2022

It's the heaviest wave on earth. The locals, the wave, the reef, all signs point to danger. So how did 43 year old Japanese man get a piece of Pipeline named after him? And why is he alive to tell the tale?

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The Greatest Stories Never Told: Deadly presents Alfie and the Alvey. Dec 29, 2021

A surf trip holiday disaster the whole family can enjoy!

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It’s a Goat-mas Miracle with ATS Talkback Radio! Dec 21, 2021

The Swellian Army take over the airwaves as Smiv and Deadly dedicate an entire episode to the whims and curiosities of surfing’s most committed corelords. Deep-diving on topics such as reptilian Musk, the benefits of macro, Vortex Shaman’s World Title prospects in 2022 and Da Goat, Da Goat, and more Da Goat! Eddie Rothman and Smiv have a full-blown "Angry-off” and among other things we break down who would make up the Beatles if the band was pro surfers. It’s an omelette with every single Christmas Day leftover chucked in, even Grandpa’s tripe. Feed ya face with it!

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BLITZED: Aussie Battler Heroes Whacko Jacko Baker and Connor O'Leary Phone in from Honolulu as Smiv & Deadly break down the huge Aussie Challenger Series push and graduate class of the 2022 CT Dec 15, 2021

It’s a fully charged bolt of Pro Surf Nerdism fired straight from the Haleiwa toilet bowl deep into your Challenger Series-loving corn hole. Featuring Whacko Jacko Baker and Connor O’Learyzy Brah phoning in from Honolulu, a breakdown of JJF’s Haleiwa masterclass, a look at Swellian Queen rookie India Robinson’s meat hack domination, and a full review of all the new faces on tour and how they’ll fare once thrown to the lions! Leave ya surf culture at the door and pull on ya Kanoa Iga Rashie cause Blitzed is all about hooters and hate boiling in the cauldron of elite surf competition.

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The Annual Hawaiian Festival of the Cone Commences, the Adult Learner Conundrum, and is Harry Bryant the BoGOATan? Dec 07, 2021

It's a Sensory Cornhole Blowout Deluxe! Smiv and Deadly ring in the festive season with a visual, aural, corneal schvitzing of hmaaaaad proportions! Featuring the winners and losers from Haleiwa, early season Backdoor cone-offs, the face melting wave carnage of Snapt4, Re-Pulse, Ethan Ewing in Mex and Stab Highway. Theres Goat Watch, Tulsi Watch and Reptile Watch, and don't blink cause Smiv is teeing off on the bourgeois brah with the electric car Elon Musk. Happy Holidays Swellians!

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The Greatest Stories Never Told: Who Is The Real JOB? (Hawaiian Winter Special) Dec 01, 2021

Abandoned by his mother at six, beaten and bloodied in brawls for respect at the beach and in the streets, an adolescence surrounded by drugs and violence, Jamie O'Brien might be at the top of the heap at Pipeline but it hasn't come easy.

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Blitzed: Pure Tour Surf Nerdism! Challenger Series Hawaiian Climax Edition Nov 25, 2021

All the stats and facts that matter as the Challenger Series climaxes at Haleiwa.

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The Greatest Stories Never Told: On The Campaign Trail with Dustin Barca Nov 23, 2021

It’s been a checkered run that’s delivered former World Tour surfer Dustin Barca from Kauaiian street fighter to politics. More checkered than any politician you’re likely to find. The difference is he doesn’t hide from it. Nor is he ashamed of it. Jed Smith follows the Kauaiian hardman, turned World Tour surfer, turned MMA star, turned environmental crusader and would-be mayor, on his latest fight.

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A Lotus In The Redfern Sludge: Core Lords ft. Albe Falzon, MOTE GOAT, Tracks Magazine Founder, Film Maker, Wise Man, and Morning of the Earth Director Nov 15, 2021

They don’t come any more iconic than Albe Falzon. Born and raised in a tenement in Redfern, deep in the industrial heart of Southside Sydney, he went on to have arguably the single biggest impact on Australian surfing culture through his seminal surfing and counterculture classic, Morning of the Earth, as well as Tracks Magazine, which he founded with John Witzig and David Elphick.

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Come Mr Occy Man Tally Big Banana! Nov 08, 2021

Join Smiv, Deadly and Mark "The Raging Bull" Occhilupo for the very last show of the ATS Up in Smoke Tour live from the home of the Big Banana, Coffs Harbour. Find out who bit a chunk out of Occy's board during his first session at Sunset Beach, why he and Munga didn't go for earlies during the iconic Pump! Reunion Island Sessions and the sorcery behind Cheyne Horan's failed World Title bids. It's a typical shit show but ya wouldn't have it any other way! Garn geddit India!

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Mini-Episode! Relive Pete Mel's Award-Winning Mavericks Mondo-Cone Nov 04, 2021

The Red Bull x WSL Big Wave Award winners are in and our man, Pete 'Condor' Mel, has taken out the Ride of the Year gong for his Mavericks Mondo Cone of Mortal Conequence. We thought it worthy of re-living. Here's his spine-tingling blow-by-blow account of a wave many have called the greatest ever ridden at Mavericks.

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The Grit Between the Cheeks of Australian Surfing! Koby Swindles SAS, TVC on Grumpy Old Wankers, and another Mad Albanian Sticks It To The Man Oct 31, 2021

More grit than you could fill a Gina Rinehart neck-flap with in this Ain’t That Swell celebration of Australian surfing character. ‘Whacko’ Jacko Baker, ‘Geddit’ India Robinson, and Connor ‘O’Learyzy Bra’ O’Leary grit their cheeks and give it a full blown crack in the European Leg of the Challenger Series. No shore break is too gritty to rinse corn for these fearless warriors. Sack up and have a crack, Straya! Get behind these fearless sand gropers as they fill their stomachs with fire, their minds with glory and their cheeks with grit on the Challenger Series.
Koby Abberton does all pikies proud with his ingenious bamboozling of a bunch of Imperialist Pommy Jarheads on the SAS soap opera. A Mad Albanian Longboarder rips the boot in to inequality cue Fanning and FemGoat pile on! Smivvy’s Do’s and Don’ts of ripping rompahs, RIP Scum Valley’s Finest, Dean Cook, and so much more on this stoinker of a blowout that’ll have your tinnitus ringing for weeks. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmad.

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The Scum Valley Schimozzle ft. '93 World Champ Pauline Menczer, Style Master, Brad Gerlach, and OG-ITN Party Boy, Rod Kerr Oct 26, 2021

Join us live at the Bondi Bowling Club for an old fashioned schimozzle featuring a paralytic (and heavily redacted) Rod 'Kerrbox' Kerr, the charismatic journeyman and former world number two, Brad Gerlach, and the unflappable, iconic, iridescent '93 World Champ, Pauline 'Naughty Pauls' Menczer. Stick around for the impromptu freestyle from the mouth of a man who'd only seconds earlier eaten a cob of corn he'd sodomised himself with. If that's not a classic gag, we don't know what is.

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The Greatest Stories Never Told: J Bay on ACID! Oct 19, 2021

What not to do the night before one of the most historic days in professional surfing: take four times the recommended dosage of hardcore trance grade LSD and head to the last night of a three day trance festival titled "Conscious Convergence" held in a commune called "Wacky Woods."

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Raw Core Division LIVE from Cream Surf Shop ft. Pipe Master Robbie Page and The Greatest Indigenous Surfer You’ve Never Heard of Eddie Moran (In Loving Memory of John Shimooka) Oct 11, 2021

We’re going off the deep end Swellians and who better to take us into the underworld of demons, drug addiction, jail cells, and redemption stories than Ain’t That Swell’s very own CORE SHAMAN, former Pipe Master and world number six, Robbie Page. A veteran of the Bellambi housing commission and a survivor of more horse shit than you can poke a pitchfork at, Paigey takes us on a spellbinding journey through Tour life, drugs, depression and redemption. He’s got his old mate, the Dunghutti Demon Destroyer and fellow Bellambi House product, Eddie Moran along for the ride. Eddie might also be the greatest Indigenous surfer you’ve never heard of…every bit as good as Paigey in his prime, Eddie was to chase the tour with his mate until he found out it was illegal as a First Australian to get a passport.
All of which is a precursor to our unofficial eulogy for the great hi-fi Hawaiian exponent turned Scum Valley’s Finest himself, John Shimooka. Rest In Peace, John. Much love to you and your family. Much love to the Swellians. Take care of yourselves and each other. Hmad.

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Apocalypse Then, “Surfy Fags”, & The Untold Story Behind "FUCK THE WOZ!” Pack Your Nose Bag, It's ATS Live on the Cenny Coast! Oct 02, 2021

It was a stacked house back in April for a wild old night of ATS Live in the Cenny Coast Ice Rink. With a panel featuring all-star freesurfing icons Dion Agius, Creed McTaggart and Craig Anderson it’ a bummer that most of this ep had to be cut at the risk of endless defamation and litigation suits. Still it's worth trawling for nuggets like an 11-year-old Dion witnessing Dylan Longbottom get coned off his dial at the first recorded Apocalypse session, Iggy Pop’s opening line to all the surfers who attended his Billabong Pipe House gig, and the incredible story of what happened in the days following Noa Deane’s famous “Fuck the WSL” line at the Surfer Poll in Hawaii. It’s a glorious shit show and you’d expect nothing less from the NSW Core Coast heathens.

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Aussie World Champ Heroes, Fanning, Menczer, Lynch , Break Down What Went Wrong for the Boxing Kangaroos at Trestles Sep 22, 2021

Five world titles worth of knowledge break down the WSL grand final fantazmo fandango at Trestles, in the form of three time world champ, Michael 'Mick' 'Micktory' 'Eugene' 'White Lightning' 'Liquid Lightning' Fanning, Pauline 'Naughty Pauls' Menczer, and Barton 'Cosmo' Lynch.

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THE KING'S SPEECH: South Sydney Demolition Man Turned Medina Mastermind, Andy King, on the World Title Showdown, Toledo Goes MIA, and Mondo Cones Galore! Sep 09, 2021

We get the scoop from Gabe Medina's coach and Swellian iconoclast, Andy King, on his way back up the Trestles track, following a week of high fidelity shralping and high drama.
We get the lowdown on the unfolding Filipe Toledo drama at Trestles.
Nic Von Froth buries his face in the best bush since Dirk Diggler was getting around.
We go deep on the Albee Layer x Matt Meola Opus, Rainbows in the Rearview.
Swellian Questions, and more!

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RIPPY/WOZ FINALS DAY MONDO EXTREME PREVIEW: CARN MORGS, CARN OUR SAL, CARN FEMME GOAT! Sep 03, 2021

The most unbiased analysis in surfing history is about to be schvitttttssst straight into your third eye via the pineal gland, as ya boys Smivvy and Deadly break down the chances of the 10 World Championship hopefuls a week out from judgement day. Who will win? Spoiler Alert: MORGS WILL WIN! OUR SAL WILL WIN AND FEMME GOAT WILL IMPOSSIBLY WIN TOO! Get educated and get ready to bunker down for the big show.

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CONAN the CONESPIRACIST from KONE ISLAND, #CarnMorgz LIVE from a Mysto Mountain top, and the Age of the Goatbird Fishman Apocalypse is Upon Us! Aug 27, 2021

The world's gone hmmmmmmmad!

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Strayan World Tour Blood Bath Breakdown, #CarnMorgz, Chopes Mortal Conebat plus Bonus Swellian Talkback Ep! Aug 18, 2021

We mighta taken out the womens and mens divisions in Mexico but did you see the core lord blood bath at the other end of the Tour rankings? The Big O, the Surgeon, the Gosford Grug, Olearyzy bra, all gone. Gone! GOOOOOOOOOOONE! The Punch Drunk Pikey and Rinsed Corn go deep on what might be the darkest day in Australian Tour History. We demand a ROYAL COMMISSSSSSSSION! Get off ya fat sack SCOMO!
We put our noses to the wind and smell nothing but fig jam and caviar coming from the End of the Road following a historic day of monstro death slabs at Chopes.
Plus, hear Smivvy perish live on air due to half a dozen poisonous tick bites in the bonus Swellian Talkback Ep glued onto the back of this one.
Hmmmmmmmmad.

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The Greatest Stories Never Told: Calling The Bluff Aug 09, 2021

In 1974, three men set out on an epic journey in search of a perfect left in the West Australian desert. Their map was a beer coaster with a set of crudely drawn markings. They had enough supplies for a week.

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SSSST! SSSST! Australian Olympic Hero, Da Big O, Owen Wright Live From Tokyo Jul 29, 2021

Australian surfing's first ever Olympic Medallist Owen Wright joins the Swellians live from the Tokyo Games, fresh of winning the bronze.

Da Big O takes us on an emotional journey through one of the biggest achievements of his career, and the biggest spectacles in world sport.

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST!

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A Very Swellian Olympic Special! Farewell Our Mighty Irukandji! May You Bring Us Gold, Gold, and More Reptilian Gold! Jul 23, 2021

As Tokyo’s five ring circus kicks into gear ya boys Smivvy and Deadly break down the chances of our much loved Aussie Olympic surfing hopefuls the Iru.. Ira.. Irudu… fuck it! UP THE GELATINOUS BLOBS!

The boys also deep dive into the not-much-discussed possibility that if successful, it’s the Olympics that could dismiss the WSL into the dustbin of history as a competitive comical side bar and not the other way around.

There’s a breakdown of “Carn Joycey” J-Dub Wilson’s top 5 career highlights in light of his recent announcement that he’s giving the CT the fuh-lick! And there’s updates on the current goings on in war torn Durban, an investigation on the recent furore suggesting Brazilian World Champ’s are bad for surf biz and GOATWATCH! Rip in! UTFS!

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A MENAGERIE of CORE ft. MOTE GOAT, Chris Brock, BY-GOAT, Danny Wills, Tom Carroll, Cone-Freak ex-WSL Commish, Kieren Perrow, and Jimmy ‘Taipan’ Wood Jul 17, 2021

A MENAGERIE of CORE Live from Bourgeoise (Byron) Bay ft. MOTE GOAT, Chris Brock, BY-GOAT, Danny Wills, Swellian Spirit Animal, Tom Carroll, Slab-Nerd-Cone-Freak ex-WSL Commish, Kieren ‘Chronic’ Perrow, and Lenno LORD, Jimmy ‘Taipan’ Wood

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THE CHAMP IS HERE! Italo “The Fly Guy” Ferreira joins Jaddy “The Giant Killer” Andre LIVE from Narra De Janeiro! Jul 08, 2021

The Battler from Baia Formosa and reigning Brazilian world champ, Italo Ferreira, joins the beating heart of the Brazilian Storm, Jadson Andre, LIVE from Narra De Janeiro.

What a story it is. From starting out surfing on his fisherman father's esky lid to dominating Gabriel Medina in a Pipe Master's Showdown to claim his first World Title, Italo is the quintessential done-good battler. A village kid at heart who never forgets his roots and brings his battler kin along for the ride, he's a Core Lord, King Pin, Cone Fiend, Fly Guy, Swellian Spirit Animal of the highest order.

And Jaddy....what more can you say about the man. The battler's battler, world tour surfing's most adored cult hero, born to parents who were 13 and 15 years old respectively, raised in poverty, leaving home on his own for Sao Paulo in his early teens, fighting his way onto the elite tour, beating Slater at his peak to win the Brazilian 'CT event, an aerial innovator who never got the respect he deserved, a decade plus swinging between the World Tour and World Qualifying Series, more grit than a mouthful of broken teeth. What an honour it was. Up the The Giant Killer Andre. Up the Fly Guy Ferreira. Up the Swellians. Hmmmmmmmmad.

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The Greatest Stories Never Told, Vol I: The House of Foo Jul 05, 2021

Join Smivvy on a warts and all journey through the House of Foo. In a moment of altruism that far outlasted his short but exceptional life, it was opened by the legendary Hawaiian big wave surfer, Mark Foo in the 1980s. It remains the only affordable lodging on the North Shore of Oahu today.

"I felt like I'd stumbled into some kind of nirvana. A nirvana of kitsch nineties surf iconography and a lifestyle preference that will never get old," - Smivvy.

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Chris Davidson LIVES! Davo joins Darren O’Rafferty, Occy and Matty Banting for a Port Mac POP OFF! Jun 23, 2021

The catacomb of core has been prized open revealing the walking hellman himself, Chris Davidson. The North Narrabeen hmmmmmaniac joins fellow Rip Curl Search stalwart and Bonnie Hills World Tour battler, Darren O’Rafferty on the mike.

Occy makes his debut as the quiz master on everyone’s favourite gameshow, OCC or NOT!

Port Mac prodigy, Matt Banting, rounds out the show bringing us up to speed on his recovery from a radical run of injuries.

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Coolie Kids Reunion! Mick Fanning, Joel Parkinson, and Dean Morrison LIVE from the Cooly Hotel Jun 15, 2021

Hold onto your corn holes Swellians! Smivvy and Deadly have outdone themselves yet again, bringing together a panel of Australian surfing legends more steeped in sweet sweet oceanic glory than a bagful of puckered calamaris.

Thats right, Mick Fanning ("He's that fucken good!"), the Penrith-born, Ballina-raised, Coolangatta kingpin, and winner of three time world titles ("With a hammy on a screw") joins his old mate, 2012 World Champ, Joel 'Leslie Shnorkoss' Parkinson, and Dean 'Dingo lipstick' Morrison for a full blown fizzing froth-off for the ages.

It's Iconic. It's bubonic. It's turbo supersonic karrrrrrrronic. Rip in you filthy cone fiend core lord degenerates. This ones on us.

Are. You. Keeeeeeeeding. Me?!

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A Crontastic Crontacular! Super-elite megalomaestro, Dog Marsh joins Occy and eternal cone fiend, Dylan Longbottom for an endless tubular talkfest! Jun 03, 2021

Two of Cronulla's favourite sons, Occy and Dog Marsh, join Cronulla's prodigal son, Dylan Longbottom for a hall-of-fame chron'd out froth-off of crontacular proportions. We're talking pioneering slab hmmmmmadman, stealing cars to surf Aussie Pipe, eighties tour shenanigans, tsunami survival stories, Shippies mayhem, Nazare wipeouts, Tahitian Roulette, and much much more!

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In Loving Memory of Jack Macaulay: Mental Health Special ft. Wet Lettuce May 25, 2021

It’s with heavy hearts the Swellians take to the air this week. The program lost one of its own in the late great, Jack Macaulay, Gracetown’s finest, son of Dave and Lorraine, brother of Ellie, Laura and Bronte. In this mental health special, the boys go deep on the nature of depression and anxiety, and offer their thoughts on the various solutions.

We also talk the Aussie leg of the Wozzle, and whether our countrymen have a snowflakes chance in a Trump rally of taking out a World Title in the next five years. There’s the synapse melting John John film, theories on why the Brazzzos are officially off their f**king heads good at the minute, Swellian questions, and much, much more.

Take care Swellians. "Fully in, fully out!" - Wim Hoff

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TRUTH IS KING! Andy ‘Da Cron-Goat’ King joins the Turtle Gang, Nikki ‘The Rainbow Serpent’ Van Dijk + Shimmy Disco Stoyle for a No-Holes-Barred, Nug-Dropping Extravaganza! May 07, 2021

Picture Albert Einstein, if Einey was the son of a hash-importing gangtser, who could also pack a ten foot nugs at Vooey and Pipeline. Now you’re beginning to comprehend the strange genius that dwells inside the battered cranium of Da Cron-Goat, Andy King.

We’ve had some big names and ballsy characters on this program but Kingy takes the mull cake in this one. The new coach of Brazilian superfreakazoid, Gabriel Medina, delivers the crem de la cron in this absolute stoinker of a waffle. ARE. YOU. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDING. ME.

Not to be outdone, the Turtle Gang (Nikki ‘The Raging Bull Rainbow Serpent’ Van Dijk and Dimity ‘Shimmy Disco’ Stoyle) bring the caviar and disco biscuits to close it out.

Pack one, pop one, rip one, sip one, strap in or strap on, Swellians, this one’s gonna tear you a newy.

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All Hail Da Euro Goat! Jeremy Flores' Fantastic Adventure Comes To Newcastle ft. Joel 'Snorkella' Parkinson and The Pride of Steel City, Matthew Hoy Apr 23, 2021

From impoverished Madagascar to a pair of Pipe Masters titles, the greatest Tahiti Pro victory in history, a Quiksilver Pro France baguette, and an all around unbelievable earthly existence, Jeremy Flores debut on Ain't That Swell is not to be missed.

The most hyped supergrom since Taj Burrow, Flores graduated to the World Tour in time to catch the tail-end of the golden age of professional surfing skulduggery. Feast on his tales of debauchery featuring the late great Andy Irons, brother Bruce, and Chris Ward, Nathan Fletchers Code Red mega-send, and much, much more. On the one and only Ain't That fucking Swell.

Are. You. Keeeeeeeeeeeeding. Me?!

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Core Lords, Volume I: Seth Moniz Apr 05, 2021

This week’s Core Lord is a Hawaiian heavy hitter with the purest of surfing pedigree, Seth Moniz.

The son of Hawaiian surfing superhero, golden gloves boxer, and state motocross champion, Tony Moniz, Seth grew up in the midst of Hawaiian surf gods such as Dane Kealoha and Ben Aipa, to name just a few.

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F*ck La Nina Hope Ya Get The Lot Ya Mutt Special! ft. World Tour Core Lord, Connor O'Leary Mar 26, 2021

Righto La Nina. Think you can buddy up to us with a couple of measly cyclone swells then drop ya load all over the joint! YOU'RE A DISGRAAAACE! Hope ya get the lot ya mutt! AY! Get on protection ya dog!

The Sultan of Psilocybin and the frontman of the Goons of Doom are joined by Cronulla Core Lord turned Ballina Blow-in, Connor O'Leary, to preview the upcoming Australian leg of the World Tour. We sift through the clues in the wake of Gabby Medina's shock departure from longtime coach and step-dad, Charlie Saldanha Rodriguez.

We get deep and meaningful on Billy Kemper's radical near-death wipeout as well as the forlorn story of the late great, Andy Irons, as featured in Stab's new series, Andy and The Radicals.

This and much more on the new episode of Ain't That Swell.

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In Conversation with Pauline Menczer: Swellian Queen, Scum Valley's Finest, '93 World Champ, and Girls Can't Surf Star. Mar 08, 2021

She beat crippling arthritis, the murder of her father, the world's best female surfers, and a surf industry stacked with corporate reptiles to win a world title. Pauline Menczer is a deadset, fair dinkum icon and WE ARE NOT WORTHY.

HMMMMMMMMMMMAD.

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West Is Best! Paying Respect to the West Oz Underground ft. Speed Mcdraggart, Shaun ‘Chunny’ Manners, and Box Pioneer, Andrew Sheridan Mar 01, 2021

It’s about time the Swellians give the lunatics in the west their due respect. From Matt Manners to Camel, Chris Ross to Ry Craike, and many more, we acknowledge the mad core’ishness on the other side of the continent.

We also go deep on Chunny’s mind-melting profile film, Blastoid, and hear the synapse-snapping full story behind one of the most heroic air-drop-tube-turn combos at Tombstones ever.

Fellow Rage Team member and Ain’t That Swell LIVE’s original and most loved guest, Creed Mctaggart, returns to provide expert commentary and reflect on his journey.

We close out the show with an interview with OG Box Lord, Andrew Sheridan, including one of the most fucked up wipeout stories you’ll ever hear, featuring the late great, Todd Chesser.

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1800 Swellian! Core Lords, Cone Fiends. Nord Lords and a Rugby League Immortal Tap The Swellian Hotline Feb 17, 2021

Phone a friend, phone a Swellian! From Nord Lords to Core Lords and the greatest rugby league player to ever out winkle-spit the Merewether hmmmmmmmadman himself, we open up the Swellian Hotline. Not to be missed.

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Mortal Cone Off! ft. Pete Mel, Morgz, Griff Colapinto plus Lennox locals tell Wozzle To Shuvit Feb 03, 2021

It’s a gold cone piece winning spectacular coming to you live from inside the belly of Mavericks as Pete Mel recalls the most monstro cone ever ridden at California’s heaviest outer reef. Smiv and Deadly sit in on the council meeting that ended any hopes of pro surfing coming to Lennox Head, Paul Morgan takes you over the ledge on the most disgusting churned out deep sea bombie corn holing ever and Smiv talks to Surfing Australia’s resident psychologist about the reasons why pro surfers are losing their minds. There’s also the Stab Surfer of the Year results, the West Oz domination of 2020’s best surf flicks and what about that cunt who sent it on his jet ski during the North Shore’s day of days?!!!! Aaaaah surfing… what a glorious fucking mess you are. We’d be nothing without you! Rip in! UTFS!!!

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Drunk, Stoned, and Brilliant at the Burleigh Single Fin Festival ft. Hoy and Crewsy Jan 15, 2021

A long day of waffling, drinking and choofing gives way to a celebration of single fin surfing and assorted skullduggery.

From the original Stubbies Pro to the Moana and Tati going blow for blow this one’s a stoinker. Two true blue ocker icons take us on a tour de force of the surfing underground, covering everything from taking down Dorian on debut at the Pipe Masters to getting pants’d by Medina in France and a Suharto-era surf contest at a very famous wave in East Java.

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North Shore Folk Lore Edition feat. WSL Commentator, Ronnie Blakey Jan 06, 2021

The lads get deeper than Griffin in all things North Shore related.

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Keeeeding Me Christmas Special! TC On Da Goat, Gerr Alert, Plus Every Stinkin Detail About The Pipe Masters Dec 24, 2020

Smivvy and Vaughan break down every stinking detail about the incredible Pipe Masters. Two Time World Champ and all time great, Tom Carroll, gives us his read on the heroic performance of Da Goat, Kelly Slater, at Pipe. Former World Number Two and enduring style icon, Brad Gerlach, breaks down the men, the women, and Da Goat at Pipe. There's Swellian Questions, World Record holding winkle spitters, lots of expletives, and other questionable content.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAD

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Talkback Swellian Special: All Your Questions Answered Dec 16, 2020

Ain't That Swell's annual listener special, 2020

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OATH! ATS X WOZZLE 2021 KICK OFF, BEST BURNS OF ALL-TIME & A NEW COMMENTARY BENCHMARK Dec 05, 2020

Smiv and Deadly are back with an early Christmas blinder including all the big hits to look forward to when the 2021 Wozzle season kicks off in Maui and Oahu in just a few sleeps time. Also featured: Reptiles at Nazare, the Clippedy Doo Dah Team of the Week and experience the new tone for WSL commentary! Plenty more too! OATH!

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ATS LIVE FROM THE CENNY COAST: PORN BRICKS, CORN ROLLS & THE GOSFORD HANDSHAKE Nov 12, 2020

On the eve of the COVID Lockdown Smivvy and Deadly ventured into the blue collar working class heartland of the NSW Central Coast for the last Live Swellian Show of 2020. With a panel that included serial killer Adrian Ace Buchan, good luck charm Glen “Irish” Hall and the unyielding power of the Avoca Jesus himself, the boys uncovered some absolute gold nuggets including what it’s like to flay da GOAT in two CT finals, what Micro really thought about his mid heat punch on with Gabby Medina and how to start your own religion of rail and grow a mean rug all over your man titties. With a special appearance by Swellian fave Creedo Candy McTaggart, it’s beats the shit out of banging your bits with a porn brick.

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A Hog's Life: Nathan Hedge on Searching with Tom Curren, Tour Shenanigans and Surviving Rehab Nov 03, 2020

A Hog's Life: Nathan Hedge on Searching with Tom Curren, Tour Shenanigans and Surviving Rehab by Aintthatswell surf radio

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Hasta La Nina Baby! Wilko vs Shark, Turtle on Occy's Acting & Ace on Pep11 Oct 25, 2020

Bust out the eggnog and Laird Super Food mushy shakes! Smiv and Deadly have put together an absolute HHHHHMMMONSTER of an ep to ring in the fetivas of La Nina with an almighty kaboom! Featuring an exclusive chat with Wilko about the shark that sucked his toes, Ace Buchan unloading on the Pep11 debacle, an interview with iconic North Shore star Turtle about working with Occ and Pagey on Hollywood's most quotable surf film, and we announce the 2020 World Champs in a year with no events. All that and a heap more. Rip in ya mutts! UTFS!!!

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HOLLYWOOD, PIPE, PRISON & TWO TABS OF LSD! ATS LIVE IN COFFS WITH OAT, PAGEY, KNACKERS, WINK & CANS Oct 13, 2020

Bust out the mull soaked Big Banana Bread for a couple of hours of absolutely hmaaaaaaaaaaad yarns with a core lord panel of NSW Mid-North Coast royalty. Hear how Oaty went from packing boxes at the Insight facko to painting Thor’s bowling alley. How Pagey went from the Houso commish to Pipe Master, from a Japanese prison to dinner with the President of France, from tow surf pioneer to wax mogul and more. Catch up with formula one side-drawling power icons Knackers Munro and Ewok Winkler. And marvel at the eccentric genius of Shaun “the Cloudmaker” Cansdell. Plenty of meat on the bone for all Swellians psyched to have a fucken chew!

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A Rona To Remember, Shark-A-Palooza 2020, TC On D. Ho, and Tyler Takes A Knee Sep 30, 2020

A Rona To Remember, Shark-A-Palooza 2020, TC On D. Ho, and Tyler Takes A Knee by Aintthatswell surf radio

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Back By Popular Demand: The Beginning of ATS Live at Newcastle ft. HOY, Creedo and Jughead! Sep 15, 2020

***WARNING: This episode contains drug references, coarse language, adult themes, and the airing of several core lord beefs. Listener discretion is advised.*** Ain’t That Swell’s inaugural LIVE tour gets underway at the Wickham Hotel smack bang in the blue collar nirvana that is Newcastle. Surf towns don’t come more rugged and steeped in core lineage than the home of the twin fin aka the Steel City. Who better to guide us through the generations of stacked surfing talent than the Merewether madman himself, Matthew Hoy. He is joined by Margaret River prodigy and punk afficianado, Creedence Mctaggart, as well as the great Cenny Coast core lord, tube pig, slab specialist, firemen-family man, Justen ‘Jughead’ Allport.

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FROM THE VAULT! COOLANGATTA CORE LORD EDITION! Parko, Surfcore2001 and Whacko Jacko Freestone! Sep 09, 2020

******LIVE SHOW FROM THE VAULT! ****** COOLANGATTA CORE LORD EDITION! Featuring Joel 'Snorkoss' Leslie Parkinson, Surfcore2001 and Whacko Jacko Freestone.

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"I'm From Fu**king Frankston!" Former ASP Head Judge, Richie Porta, Unloads LIVE at San Remo Sep 01, 2020

SMIVVY & DEADLY chock a handful of goldies and welcome former ASP Lord Magistrate Richie Porta as well as a couple of Philip Island’s Greatest to Ain’t That Swell Live from San Remo! You’ll get the inside word on from Richie on surfing’s most contentious calls, including the Robbo/Zeke Lau Sunset Final fracas, Floatergate with Suzy and Big O, and of course, Medina defeating Fanning in the semis at Pipe in 2015 with twirly whirly-to-layback in the pow pow robbing White Lightning of a fourth World Crown. How does he sleep at night?! Also, joining us is pro surfing’s ultimate good guy Glyndyn Ringrose, a CT competitor, shaper, coach and ski driver who threaded one of the more remarkable 10 point rides in surfing history. And rounding out our guest list is local lunatic Sandy Ryan, a bloke who has taken on the heaviest slabs in Australia in maxed out conditions and who still reckons it’s a hard task to die! Fair dinkum this one’s as core as she gets Swellians. Rip it into ya already!

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MONSTRO CONES, Judo Chops, and Noggin Floggins with THE BIG O, Owen Wright and Connor O’Leary Aug 12, 2020

WATCH THE INTERVIEW ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgHJxU-NYGM&t=418s One of Australian sport's absolute greats, The BIG O, Owen Wright, joins Ain't That Swell, for one of our favourite podcasts of all time. Cronulla cone fiend core lord kingpin and training partner to Owen, Connor O'Leary, joins us to offer expert analysis. We catch up with Surfer Magazine editor, Todd Prod, for our latest instalment of MURICA. There's Swellian Questions and much more!

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FROM THE VAULT! Da Goat & Raging Bull Spectacular in Torquay! Kelly and Occy Join The Swellians Aug 04, 2020

THE GOAT & THE RAGING BULL SPECTACULAR IN TORQUAY! Featuring Kelly Slater, Mark Occhilupo and an actual re-enactment of that time Harry Styles and the Goat nailed a stuntman tequila shot in Brazil! Starring Binns & Wet Lettuce as our shirtless lime in the eyes heroes! Up the Swellians!

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STRAP YA SELVES IN FOR ATS LIVE IN TORQUAY WITH TAJ BURROW, TOM CARROLL & MAURICE COLE Jul 15, 2020

Hold fast Swellians 'cause this ep is completely and utterly OFF. THE. HOOK. Our all-star panel of absolute hmaaaaaadmen will take you under Waimea for a two-wave hold down, into the Australian Prison system for non consensual relations, and through the blissful strawberry fields of 5 minute meditations. You can also find out what it's like to surf a heat against MR and Cheyne in their prime, experience the trauma of copping a CODE RED from a pack of lunatics after 21 days at sea, and you'll discover the secrets behind the board under Tom Curren as he cleaves Backdoor in two in the all-time surfing image. There's so much more too, but be warned, this one ain't for the faint hearted or for those who have a particular aversion to the F word. UTFS!

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Wade Goodall on Pentacoastal, P-Pass, Burning Man and breaking three legs (feat. Surfcore2001) Jul 01, 2020

WATCH SWELLIAN TV HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arRCxMmoCj0&fbclid=IwAR2tzSltculpJyhhIanWhY7eOQ7gKry5nHcrolTtqXOoRbaVLbX8ueGCTRA SOAK YOUR EYE JELLIES IN THE FIRST EVER EDITION OF AIN’T THAT SWELL TV. A sure fire Logie winner featuring the life and times of The great Wade Goodall! The lacerating frontside gaffes of Surfcore 2001 and a billion other bits and pieces that the world’s loosest surf podcast is infamous for! It’s a aural and visual celebration of all things shred and it’s a big thank you to all the Swellians who threw down during our Donation drive! The button is still active on theswellians.com website if you want to chuck a few bucks in for more ATS YouTube eps in future! UTFS!

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ATS LIVE AT ULLADULLA! FEATURING THE ALL-STAR SOUTH COAST CORN OFF – OCCY, BIERKE AND PAM BURRIDGE! Jun 17, 2020

Wind the clock back to November last year, before the summer from hell, before the pandemic, before 2020 turned into the giant steaming pile of excrement that it is, and remember a time when Smivvy and Deadly packed the pan and ventured down to the NSW South Coast for the very first show of the Are You Keeeeeeeeeding Me?! Tour at Ulladulla Ex-Servos. Yes, what a time to be alive as we sat there in a room of absolute hell men and core women sharing tales of the Jack McCoy epic 9 Lives, of great rides and terrifying wipeouts, of amazing surfers and even better surfboards, of the career highs and lows so far of Occy, Kirk and Russ Bierke, Mark Rabbidge and the Swellian Queen herself Pam Burridge. Throw another log on the fire, pour yourself a vintage red and enjoy this epic Deep South Corn Off of epic proportions.

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EAST COAST SWELL BOMB EXPLODES, #BLM WITH O'LEARY, CAREY & CARROLL PLUS SMIVVY TEES OFF BIG TIME! Jun 10, 2020

Smivvy and Deadly are back with a marathon #BLM special edition guest starring surfers of colour, Connor O'Leary, Otis Carey, and Ryan Harris, and anti-apartheid activist Thomas Victor Carroll!!! There's also an all underground Team of the Week – The MORTON BAY FIGS, made up entirely of core lords who rode the mightiest waves of the recent East Coast Low, a profile on the incredible institution that is the Torquay Boardriders Club, as well as all the usual seggies too - Finger Buns, Under/Over, Ask Us a Question and Holy Sheeeyit is Jed fricken Angry. And while you're listening, why not head over to our website and make a donation to keep this shit show rolling? That'd be all-time! Keeeeeeeding me! Donate here: https://www.theswellians.com

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LATE NEWS IS GREAT NEWS! Parko on Billie's New Trilogy, TC's Meditation Masterclass + Surfcore2001 Jun 03, 2020

An episode recorded three weeks ago that delivers MR’s scathing critique of the Woozles new direction, JJF’s flawless choice of wedding reception venue, and meet the SWELLIAN TEAM OF THE WEEK - The Covid Pangolins, surfers who owned the pandemic like the Parramatta Eels owned Rugby League in the early 80s!

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The Lennox Head Lechery LIVE feat. Bede Durbidge, MARGO, Matt Wilkinson and Surfcore2001 May 11, 2020

The Are You Keeeeeeeeeeding Me? Tour continues... https://www.paypal.com/mep/dashboard

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~ UP LATE ~ STATE OF THE CULTURE SUMMIT ~ with Baywash Editor and Reptilian Theorist, Raf Browne May 04, 2020

Stick this in your pipe and smoke it, Swellians. Up Late with the Editor in Chief of Byron Bay's Worst Magazine, Baywash.

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LIVE from Manly featuring the Vortex Shaman JACK ROBBO, Laura Enever, and Damien 'Ice Man' Hardman Apr 27, 2020

The Up In Smoke Tour LIVE from the Steyne Hotel in Manly (“Come one, come all, come Steyne!”), featuring the Great West Australian Tube Pig Prodigy, the Vortex Shaman himself, Jack Robinson. Get deep with the arguably the greatest tube rider of all time, Jacky Robbo, and begin to comprehend the mad genius behind one of surfing’s brightest rising stars. Swelliette Queen, big wave hero and equality crusader, Laura Enever, joins the panel to discuss her incredible career - from coming of age as a teenager on the World Tour to charging some of the biggest waves and most bruising slabs in the world. And finally, the cherry on top, the two time world champion former meat pie monger, Damien ‘the Ice Man’ Hardman. Is there a more under appreciated two-time world champ in surf history? We give this Australian surfing legend his just deserts and in return he takes on a warts and all tour de force of the bad old days of World Tour surfing in that late eighties and nineties. Ain’t That Swell UP IN SMOKE Live from Manly is not to be missed.

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CORONA-FREE-ZONE: Pure Surf Escapism feat. The Wet Lettuce, Laird Alert, Psyclone Politics! Apr 14, 2020

Nothing but surf. Dip into this Pre Corona Virus Outbreak Edition for a bit of frivolous escapism...

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Special Corona-CORE Edition feat. Fanning, Parko, Ozzie, Buddha, Burch, Wim and RUTGER Apr 09, 2020

WIM HOFF'S CORONAVIRUS SURVIAL GUIDE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfAgSusi6t0 WIM HOFF BREATHING TECHNIQUE (CORONVIRUS CURE*): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tybOi4hjZFQ&app=desktop RUTGER BERGMAN, UTOPIA FOR REALISTS AND THE UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME: https://www.abc.net.au/radio/programs/conversations/conversations-rutger-bregman/8883962

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The Are You Keeeeeeeding Me?! Tour LIVE from Wollongong feat. Occy, Mick Lowe and Terry Richardson Apr 01, 2020

BANG A GONG SWELLIANS! This one's not to be missed. Occy, Mick Lowe, and the Original CORE LORD, Terry Richardson. Are. You. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDING ME?!

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The Steel City Mardis Gras Edition: Join Ryan Callinan, Luke Egan, Matt Hoy and Morgan Cibilic Mar 20, 2020

The Steel City Mardis Gras Edition: Join Ryan Callinan! Luke Egan, Matt Hoy and Morgan Cibilic for the most erotically charged Boardriders battle weekend in the Australian Surfing Calendar!

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A Southside Folklore Fandango feat. Bra Boy Richie Vass, Bondi Boy Richard Cram, and Creeeeeedo! Feb 27, 2020

Ain't That Swell LIVE from the Bondi Bowling Club... We take a trip down memory lane. First through the mean streets of South Sydney circa early 2000s with the great carpet laying, cage fighting, tube pigging, Coogee Wombats reserve-grader, Richie Vaculik. Then it's off to Scum Valley with the power-hacking, style master and former Quiksilver star, Richard Cram. Special commentary and insight is provided by the one and only CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDO, along with your usual hosts, the two-time Gold Cone Piece Award Winning surf journalist, Smivvy and the 'Forest Gump' of surfing, Vaughan Dead.

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Run! It's KONG (and Parko) LIVE from Caloundra Rissole Jan 28, 2020

Special thanks to Billabong for making this LIVE TOUR possible.

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Pipe Masters MADNESS! Ferreira Wins Fitting Finale, Moore, Moore, Moore, and Jaws Chaos Dec 26, 2019

Former World Number one, the GMOAT, Rob Bain, joins Smivvy and Deadly for the most comprehensive break down of one of the greatest Hawaiian competitive crescendoes in history. From Italo Ferreira’s ridonkulous performance at classical Pipeline, to Carissa Moore’s mind-blowing fourth world title, Billy Kemper’s similarly psychotic fourth Jaws title, Paige Alms freakish third Jaws title, the controversy of Gabriel Medina’s tactics, Jack Robinsons tactics, and much much more!

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Swellian Queens Unite: US Presidential Candidate, Tulsi Gabbard x Jodie Cooper x Tahlija Redgard Nov 15, 2019

**Whoops** Smivvy kooked it. Episode is live again. No changes were made to the Tulsi or Jodie Cooper interviews. SWELLIAN QUEENS UNITE! – Ain’t That Swell Featuring: TULSI GABBARD THE GOOFY FOOTED POTUS*, CORE ICON JODIE COOPER, and CONE PACKING GINGER NINJA LIFE SAVER TAHLIJA REDGARD!!! It’s an all female (as well as Surfcore 2001) Power Ep as Smivvy and Deadly sit down for a chat with goofy-footed future POTUS elect Tulsi Gabbard to discuss the power of Aloha, the industrial war machine and surfing Pipeline with 8-year-old John John (Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeding me?!!!!) Then before the boys can pick their jaws off the floor it’s straight into four hours of power with core pro surfing icon Jodie Cooper, who discusses getting belted in the line-up by a couple of agro cowards and appearing on the Midday Show with Ray Martin and Keanu Reeves… amongst other epic things (keeeeding me!). And if you can stick around til the end you’ll hear the harrowing story of the day Tahlija Redgard pulled Mick Campbell’s corpse from the water and literally breathed the life back into him (Kidding… me.) It’s all power, it’s all femme, it’s surfing as it should be! And Surfcore 2001 is along for the ride too. Up the Swelliettes!

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