Afraid to Ask

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Sad Ending Apr 24, 2024

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In this episode...

In this episode of "Afraid to Ask," comedian Jamie Lissow and his more informed half discuss if massages are a waste of money or if they actually have physical and mental benefits. And answer questions like “Do Women Get Happy Endings?” and “How much is appropriate to tip if you think you were sexually assaulted.”

Chapters

00:00 - Medical Benefits Of Massage

03:00 - Psychosomatic Pain

04:20 - Physical Benefits Of Massage

06:30 - Do Women Get Happy Endings?

09:00 - Rub & Tugs

09:20 - Jamie’s Non-Consensual Massage

15:30 - How Much To Tip For A Sexual Assault

17:46 - Tipping Etiquette For Bad Service

20:00 - Jamie Shared A Dressing Room With Thunder From Down Under

21:55 - Bachelor And Bachelorette Parties Can Cause Divorce

25:50 - Stripper In Alaska

31:40 - At What Age Will My Penis Stop Working?

34:00 - Male Vs Female Patients When It Comes To Sex Issues

36:40 - Getting & Sustaining Erections & The Powerful Aged Sperm If Pablo Picasso

39:30 - How Female Eggs Are Like Bitcoin

41:00 - Why Jamie’s A Pervert

42:00 - Jamie’s Fan Base

About the Podcast

Comedian Jamie Lissow and his smarter half Dr. Erika answer all kinds of medical, dating, sex, divorce, questions some might be afraid to ask. Listen & subscribe for prescriptions and punchlines.

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This is an uncensored podcast that will include adult language and topics. Viewer discretion is advised.

Grab Ass Apr 17, 2024

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In this episode of "Afraid to Ask," comedian Jamie Lissow and his more visually appealing half discuss the side effects and benefits of lying and how Jamie’s new lounge pants makes him want to get into his own pants after shows now, instead of a woman’s.

Chapters

00:00 - Jamie’s First Theater Gig

04:31 - Erika’s Been Lying To Jamie

06:00 - When It’s Ok To Lie

06:50 - Erika Tries To Double Ruin Jamie’s Show

09:30 - Little Grey Lies

15:20 - Girls Approaching Jamie After A Show

16:30 - Choosing Sweatpants Over Women

17:18 - Jamie Got Touched Inappropriately After A Show

19:15 - If Erika Was In A Different Field

21:00 - Getting Insulted Online

23:30 - Erika Almost Gets Kicked Out Of Jamie’s Show

About the Podcast

Comedian Jamie Lissow and his smarter half Dr. Erika answer all kinds of medical, dating, sex, divorce, questions some might be afraid to ask. Listen & subscribe for prescriptions and punchlines.

Mentioned in this episode:

Warning:

This is an uncensored podcast that will include adult language and topics. Viewer discretion is advised.

Post-Colon Apr 10, 2024

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In this episode of "Afraid to Ask," Jamie and his more stunning half, Dr. Erika discuss why you should only bring someone to your colonoscopy who knows your darkest secrets. They explore the mysteries of sympathy diarrhea and the time Jamie spent $3000 on Amazon while blacked out drunk.

Chapters

03:00 - Erika’s Black Out Story

05:10 - Post Colonoscopy Confessions

10:45 - Jamie’s Extra Drugs & Memory Problems

15:00 - When Your Girlfriend’s Friend Examines Your Anus

17:40 - Jamie’s Tells Erika Some Crazy Shit While Messed Up On Drugs

20:00 - Jamie Starts Crying

21:00 - Sympathy Diarrhea

24:15 - I Feel The Same Way About Improv

27:16 - Buying Gifts Blacked Out

27:55 - Electric Scooters

28:45 - Where To Shop When You’re Blacked Out

29:00 - Sex In The Fitting Room

30:00 - No Or Fuck Yes

32:20 - Jamie’s Deepest Darkest Secret

34:30 - Jamie’s Inappropriate Erection

About the Podcast

Comedian Jamie Lissow and his smarter half Dr. Erika answer all kinds of medical, dating, sex, divorce, questions some might be afraid to ask. Listen & subscribe for prescriptions and punchlines

Mentioned in this episode:

Warning:

This is an uncensored podcast that will include adult language and topics. Viewer discretion is advised.

Plan C Apr 03, 2024

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In this episode of "Afraid to Ask," Jamie and his more put together half discuss birth control, including things about Plan B we guarantee you didn’t know and the new, more controversial Plan C. They also advise what you should do if the condom breaks besides enjoying how good it suddenly feels.

Chapters

02:30 - How Sperm Is A Lot Like My Old Manager

04:00 - Eggs Vs Sperm

05:00 - How Long Do Sperm Live

07:00 - It’s More Work To Not Have A Baby

08:00 - What Do You Do If The Condom Breaks

11:30 - Plan C

12:15 - Plan B Pill Facts I’ll Bet You Didn’t Know

13:50 - IUDs To Present Pregnancy

16:15 - Kids Are Expensive

18:00 - People With No Kids Are DickS

About the Podcast

Comedian Jamie Lissow and his smarter half Dr. Erika answer all kinds of medical, dating, sex, divorce, questions some might be afraid to ask. Listen & subscribe for prescriptions and punchlines.

Mentioned in this episode:

Warning:

This is an uncensored podcast that will include adult language and topics. Viewer discretion is advised.

Pre-Colonoscopy Mar 27, 2024

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In this episode of "Afraid to Ask," Jamie and Dr. Erika navigate the world of healthcare with humor and insight. From Jamie's hilarious encounters with "butthole doctors" to a candid discussion on physician suicide rates, the duo covers a spectrum of medical topics. The conversation takes unexpected turns, exploring everything from the origins of Viagra and its side effects to the quirky details of anal winks and colonoscopies. With anecdotes about condoms, emergency contraception, and the serious side of sexual health, this episode offers a blend of laughter and valuable insights into the medical world. Tune in for an entertaining and unfiltered peek behind the scenes of healthcare with Jamie and Dr. Erika.

Chapters

00:00 - Colonoscopies & Intentional Shits

04:45 - Erika Shits Her Pants

07:00 - Mysterious Testicle Disorder

09:00 - Why Balls Are Not A Design Flaw

11:30 - Sperm Temperature Water

12:00 - Colonoscopy Preparation

13:00 - What Are You Most Concerned About?

14:20 - Jamie’s Big Lie

16:00 - What Can Ruin Intimacy

17:51 - More Scary Yet Informative Colonoscopy Talk

21:05 - Local Anesthesia

22:30 - Why You Shouldn’t Be Afraid To Die

25:00 - Why It Would Be Hard To Date A Penis Doctor

27:00 - Erika Getting Hit On At Work

30:00 - Chlamydia And Viagra & Why Men Lie

31:00 - Dick Doesn’t Work

39:00 - Involuntary Erections

39:54 - The Anal Wink

43:00 - Condom Fails

45:45 - Is The G-Spot The Clitoris?

47:51 - On the Next Episode of Afraid to Ask…

About the Podcast

Comedian Jamie Lissow and his smarter half Dr. Erika answer all kinds of medical, dating, sex, divorce, questions some might be afraid to ask. Listen & subscribe for prescriptions and punchlines.

First Dates Mar 20, 2024

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In this episode...

In this episode of "Afraid to Ask," Jamie and Dr. Erika discuss various topics, including their first meeting, the lingering impact of childhood memorization, and an awkward first date Jamie had in his teens. They explore the peculiarities of the human brain, the persistence of childhood memories, and the strange situations people find themselves in. The conversation takes unexpected turns, touching on neurobiology, fraternity experiences, and even a cringe-worthy first date involving a motorcycle ride and an unexpected burn. The hosts also delve into the pitfalls of buffets, the ruined joy of the olive bar, and the questionable hygiene practices at strip clubs. The episode ends with a sneak peek into the next installment, where Jamie recalls a funny story about fitness room confusion at a hotel.

Chapters

00:00 - Why Things Get Stuck In Your Head, We Don’t Understand The Brain

04:15 - Best And Worst First Dates

05:40 - Jamie & Erika’s First Date

07:00 - Worst Hotel

09:00 - Jamie’s Worst First Date

11:00 - You’re Building A Car Promo

16:00 - Minimum Wage & Getting A 25 Cent Raise

18:00 - More Shitty First Dates

19:10 - Erika Ruins Everything

20:24 - Person Handling Broccoli

24:00 - Erika Goes To A Strip Club

24:51 - On the Next Afraid to Ask...

About the Podcast

Comedian Jamie Lissow and his smarter half Dr. Erika answer all kinds of medical, dating, sex, divorce, questions some might be afraid to ask. Listen & subscribe for prescriptions and punchlines.

The No Wash Movement Mar 13, 2024

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In this episode...

Jamie and his superior half Dr. Erika discuss important questions like how often we should shower and wash our hair what the dirtiest parts of a hotel room are and how ‘soap nuts’ isn't just something you get if the power goes off while you're showering.

Chapters

00:00 - Men can't help but love electronics.

02:35 - The ‘No Wash Movement’.

04:00 - The 14th floor is bullshit.

11:01 - Listener Question: Is having a lucky pair of underwear dangerous?

16:55 - How often should a person shower?

18:35 - Hotels and Airlines taking advantage of COVID.

21:30 - What are the dirtiest parts of a hotel room?

25:40 - Meet and greets and hand sanitizer.

27:38 - All guys only like one penis.

29:09 - The sweet spot.

29:30 - How often you should wash your hair.

32:30 - Soap nuts.

37:00 - On the next Afraid to Ask...

About the Podcast

Comedian Jamie Lissow and his smarter half Dr. Erika answer all kinds of medical, dating, sex, divorce, questions some might be afraid to ask. Listen & subscribe for prescriptions and punchlines.

Mentioned in this episode:

Warning:

This is an uncensored podcast that will include adult language and topics. Viewer discretion is advised.

Women Are Not Complicated Mar 06, 2024

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In this episode...

Jamie and his more educated half, Dr. Erika explore whether women are complicated or not and how to know if you are good in bed. They also give important advice about penis' including how to get it up, keep it it up and finish well into old age. We also find out the last time Erika touched a penis and vagina and what the best part of getting syphilis is.

Chapters

00:00 - How do I know if I'm good in bed?

02:00 - Women are NOT complicated.

04:25 - Percentage of people that orgasm based on partner differences.

06:28 - It's tough being a bisexual.

08:00 - One-night stands.

09:45 - Is all night sex good or bad?

10:35 - Why Jamie was bad in bed.

13:17 - Orgasm is an achievement.

13:55 - Reasons patients don't have sex.

16:20 - Get it up, keep it up, finish it up.

19:00 - Patients lie about their dicks.

20:57 - Last time Erika touched a penis or vagina.

23:14 - What is murkin and how to know if a woman is a prostitute.

27:45 - The best part of getting syphilis.

28:12 - On the next Afraid to Ask...

About the Podcast

Comedian Jamie Lissow and his smarter half Dr. Erika answer all kinds of medical, dating, sex, divorce, questions some might be afraid to ask. Listen & subscribe for prescriptions and punchlines.

Mentioned in this episode:

Warning:

This is an uncensored podcast that will include adult language and topics. Viewer discretion is advised.

OnlyFans and Masturbation Feb 28, 2024

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In this episode...

Jamie and his more dateable half Dr. Erika explore important questions like "How many times a day should you masturbate" "is going on OnlyFans cheating?” How to save money on prostitutes". They explore the medical explanation for post-orgasm mood changes, the mystery of the elusive double female orgasm and Jamie tells the story of how he once asked to star in a pornographic film.

Chapters

00:00 - How many times a day are you allowed to masturbate?

01:18 - Is it bad to masturbate instead of having sex with your partner?

02:19 - Why all women should masturbate.

05:28 - The mysteries of a woman’s dual orgasm.

08:10 - Female vs male orgasm: What happens in the body.

10:00 - How to save money on a prostitute.

10:15 - Post-orgasm mood changes & the ideal orgasm.

12:03 - Can you masturbate too much?

13:40 - Can you break your penis?

14:30 - Masturbation and pregnancy.

15:00 - The dangers of porn.

16:47 - Jamie’s brush with gayness.

21:15 - Worst kind of porn.

22:30 - Why OnlyFans is worse than regular porn.

26:45 - Jamie’s epic OnlyFans story.

33:30 - Cuckholds.

34:08 - Quickest way to fix an erection problem.

35:45 - Swingers and Jehovah witnesses.

37:40 - Polygamy.

40:36 - On the next Afraid to Ask...

About the Podcast

Comedian Jamie Lissow and his smarter half Dr. Erika answer all kinds of medical, dating, sex, divorce, questions some might be afraid to ask. Listen & subscribe for prescriptions and punchlines.

Mentioned in this episode:

Warning:

This is an uncensored podcast that will include adult language and topics. Viewer discretion is advised.

Biceps and Vaginas Feb 21, 2024

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In this episode...

Jamie and his more accomplished half Dr. Erika answer important the important questions like, when is the ideal time to send a dick pic, why a woman might have a huge vagina and what she can do about it, and did Erika make a sex tape?

Chapters

00:00 - How to annoy a doctor.

02:35 - How to make sure Jamie never lets you open for him again.

04:55 - Why would a doctor choose to be a proctologist?

07:00 - Erika’s sex tape.

13:55 - Numbers & sex partners.

19:40 - Why a woman might have a huge vagina & what can be done.

24:30 - Jamie’s sex tape admission.

27:11 - When to send a dick pic to a woman.

30:28 - On the next Afraid to Ask...

About the Podcast

Comedian Jamie Lissow and his smarter half Dr. Erika answer all kinds of medical, dating, sex, divorce, questions some might be afraid to ask. Listen & subscribe for prescriptions and punchlines.

Mentioned in this episode:

Warning:

This is an uncensored podcast that will include adult language and topics. Viewer discretion is advised.