Adventures of Captain EJ

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How to Listen to Season 2: Revenge of THE KNUCKLERS ⬇️ Jul 28, 2026

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Hero, click the LOCK at the top of this podcast to get access to EXCLUSIVE Captain EJ episodes 🔒
This is the ONLY place where Season 2: Revenge of the Knucklers episodes will be! You can listen to all of our missions, including new episodes you’ve never heard before.
Do you enjoy our EJ911 emergency missions as much as I do? Well, there are exclusive missions posted there that are even MORE intense and even MORE fun:
🦁 zoo animals on the loose,
💥 comic books come to life,
👀 Pinky accidentally infiltrates a shadowy international SPY organization,
👍 and Thumb—well, Thumb Knuckler ATTEMPTS to get out from UNDER the thumb of his brother…without much success.
We gotta keep Pinky Knuckler in line—and, Hero, he’s REALLY upping his game.
Oh, did I mention the PRANK WAR between me and Mr. Honeybee?
Just click the lock at the top of this podcast to get access to EXCLUSIVE episodes directly through Spotify or Apple Podcasts and join me, Captain EJ, in the eternal FIGHT for what’s right.
Captain EJ, over and out.

😂 Laughing at Yourself Jun 19, 2026

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Notes from the Field | Transmission #12
Hero! Today I learned that laughter might just be the best superpower. In the middle of a rescue mission, I walked straight into a glass door—yep, while helping someone who’d also tripped himself up! I laughed until I couldn’t breathe, and realized that humor doesn’t just lighten stress—it transforms it into joy.
https://EJmissions.com
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Join Captain EJ on his biggest mission yet...
Captain EJ battles The Knucklers, whose reign of terror has just begun 👊
They're armed with technology, scientific genius, and their intent is...EVIL.
Captain EJ needs your help, Hero 🙏
Grab your Battlebuzz Helmet...it's time for battle.
Listen to Episode 1:
🟢 Spotify - https://bit.ly/EJ-spotify
🟣 Apple Podcasts - https://bit.ly/EJ-apple
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🎁 PERSONALIZED STORY
Captain EJ will read a Superhero Story just for you, using your name!
EJmissions.com
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Father's Day Foe: Hero's Gauntlet Jun 01, 2026

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order at: HoneybeeHello.com
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Hey there! Mr. Honeybee here. 🛠️
Listen, if your dad is anything like me, he loves options, he loves peace and quiet, and he absolutely loves being your personal superhero.
This Father’s Day, we’re doing something completely legendary!
Mrs. Honeybee and the whole neighborhood have put together a massive, personalized superhero mission called A Father's Day Foe: The Hero’s Gauntlet. And guess what? You can choose to have me read the whole adventure to you and your dad!
An ancient council is descending on the Honeybee Neighborhood to test its protectors with three fear-defying trials of Strength, Kindness, and Courage.
You and your dad will jump right into the action, hearing your real names all throughout the story as you team up to stop color-draining pests, brave the deepest shadows of the Honeybee Hills, and prove that a father's love is the greatest superpower of all!
It’s the ultimate, one-of-a-kind gift for a one-of-a-kind dad.
Head over to HoneybeeHello.com to grab your personalized story adventure, and let's conquer this gauntlet together!
Are you ready to team up for the ultimate Father's Day adventure?
Heroically,
Mr. Honeybee

High-Tech Knuckler Shenanigans May 15, 2026

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Can you believe it, Hero? We’re finally on the inside! The Knuckler Compound is even more high-tech than I imagined—we're talking Silver Ion Infusion Chambers and holographic displays that are making Mr. Honeybee’s head spin.
The Dr. Knucklers are really rolling out the red carpet for us. They’ve even gifted us these incredible personalized silver pendants that double as high-security keys to the whole lab! But the real kicker? They’re claiming this silver technology can actually unlock telepathic potential.
Mr. Honeybee and Roger are skeptical, of course, but after a little "double-blind" experiment with a very specific secret word, even they’re starting to lean toward the side of optimism. We’ve got our own lab space, our own assistants (looking at you, Pinky and Thumb!), and a front-row seat to the future of science.
I’ve got a feeling we’re right on the precipice of something huge. Let's put on these necklaces and see just how far this collaboration can go!
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🟢 Spotify - https://bit.ly/EJ-spotify
🟣 Apple Podcasts - https://bit.ly/EJ-apple
https://EJmissions.com
_________________
Join Captain EJ on his biggest mission yet...
Captain EJ battles The Knucklers, whose reign of terror has just begun 👊
They're armed with technology, scientific genius, and their intent is...EVIL.
Captain EJ needs your help, Hero 🙏
Grab your Battlebuzz Helmet...it's time for battle.
Listen to Season 1, Episode 1:
🟢 Spotify - https://bit.ly/EJ-spotify
🟣 Apple Podcasts - https://bit.ly/EJ-apple
________________
🎁 PERSONALIZED STORY
Captain EJ will read a Superhero Story just for you, using your name!
EJmissions.com
________________
💪 Send Captain EJ a message:
💪 EJmissions.com
________________
💖 Listen to Mrs. Honeybee's Stories
💖 Listen: https://bit.ly/3sQfw4u
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Mother's Day Gift from Mrs. Honeybee 🐝 Apr 24, 2026

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👉 Order your personalized story: HoneybeeHello.com 👈
I’ve created the perfect story you and your mom can enjoy together—with your real names featured throughout!
A Mother’s Day Mystery with TWO options:
1) The Msyterious Egg - you and your mom find a mysterious egg left all alone in the forest 🥚 With that discovery, the mystery and the adventure begins! We must reunite this helpless egg with its protective mother before it hatches; to do that we have to find out...what kind of egg it is?!
2) The Moonlit Mystery - a mysterious riddle appears in the nighttime sky 🌙 You and your mom set off on a skyward adventure to solve this riddle and explore the most powerful force on this planet: a Mother's love.
No matter WHICH mystery you choose for your mom, we have so much fun along the way. I know you and your mom will love this special Mother’s Day mystery! Can't wait to see you on this adventure.
Love,
Mrs. Honeybee

Feeling Feelings is a Strength Apr 15, 2026

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Captain EJ's Notes from the Field | Transmission #11 —
Hero! After Cadette befriended a flamingo, I had a powerful evening with my grandpa. He reminded me that true strength isn’t hiding feelings—it’s having the courage to feel them. Vulnerability isn’t weakness; it’s the foundation of real growth.
Captain EJ, over and out.
https://EJmissions.com
_________________
Join Captain EJ on his biggest mission yet...
Captain EJ battles The Knucklers, whose reign of terror has just begun 👊
They're armed with technology, scientific genius, and their intent is...EVIL.
Captain EJ needs your help, Hero 🙏
Grab your Battlebuzz Helmet...it's time for battle.
Listen to Episode 1:
🟢 Spotify - https://bit.ly/EJ-spotify
🟣 Apple Podcasts - https://bit.ly/EJ-apple
________________
🎁 PERSONALIZED STORY
Captain EJ will read a Superhero Story just for you, using your name!
EJmissions.com
________________
💪 Send Captain EJ a message:
💪 EJmissions.com
________________
💖 Listen to Mrs. Honeybee's Stories
💖 Listen: https://bit.ly/3sQfw4u
________________

EJ911 - Super Pet Problems Apr 04, 2026

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We’ve got a rambunctious case of the zoomies on our hands, Hero!
A batch of muddled pet food has turned the neighborhood into a high-flying, fire-breathing zoo. From levitating Siamese cats to super-speed Labradors, the local fur-friends are causing a bit of a ruckus.
Grab your gear and help me and Mr. Honeybee deploy the Pet-Power Pacifier to bring some calm back to the chaos.
https://EJmissions.com
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Join Captain EJ on his biggest mission yet...
Captain EJ battles The KNUCKLERS, whose reign of terror has just begun 👊
They're armed with technology, scientific genius, and their intent is...EVIL.
Captain EJ needs your help, Hero 🙏
Grab your Battlebuzz Helmet...it's time for battle.
Listen to Episode 1:
🟢 Spotify - https://bit.ly/EJ-spotify
🟣 Apple Podcasts - https://bit.ly/EJ-apple
________________
🎁 PERSONALIZED STORY
Captain EJ will read a Superhero Story just for you, using your name!
EJmissions.com
________________
💪 Send Captain EJ a message:
💪 EJmissions.com
________________
💖 Listen to Mrs. Honeybee's Stories
💖 Listen: https://bit.ly/3sQfw4u
________________

The Knuckler Compound Has LEGS?! Mar 01, 2026

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What started as a bit of harmless button-mashing on a mysterious tablet turned into a high-altitude hair-raiser! I thought Pinky and Thumb were just showing us the ropes, but it turns out the Knuckler Compound has a few "mechanical" secrets even I didn't see coming.
One minute we’re surfing through the air in a spinning house, and the next? I’ve accidentally woken up a mechanical giant. Let’s just say, standing on two legs is a lot harder when those legs belong to a house that's also an industrial-strength lab that's also...A COMPOUND!
But the real challenge started when Dr. Mrs. Knuckler walked through the door. Now, the tables have turned, and Hero and I are the ones calling the shots. Lab assistants Pinky and Thumb? This is going to be a collaboration for the history books.
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🟢 Spotify - https://bit.ly/EJ-spotify
🟣 Apple Podcasts - https://bit.ly/EJ-apple
https://EJmissions.com
_________________
Join Captain EJ on his biggest mission yet...
Captain EJ battles The Knucklers, whose reign of terror has just begun 👊
They're armed with technology, scientific genius, and their intent is...EVIL.
Captain EJ needs your help, Hero 🙏
Grab your Battlebuzz Helmet...it's time for battle.
Listen to Season 1, Episode 1:
🟢 Spotify - https://bit.ly/EJ-spotify
🟣 Apple Podcasts - https://bit.ly/EJ-apple
________________
🎁 PERSONALIZED STORY
Captain EJ will read a Superhero Story just for you, using your name!
EJmissions.com
________________
💪 Send Captain EJ a message:
💪 EJmissions.com
________________
💖 Listen to Mrs. Honeybee's Stories
💖 Listen: https://bit.ly/3sQfw4u
________________

Ep. 1 - Revenge of the Knucklers (Part 1) Jan 03, 2026

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Hero, something is happening beneath Dormere.
Deep underground, silver-lined tunnels pulse with an energy we don’t understand. The Knucklers’ parents say they can help us unlock our powers. Mr. Honeybee doesn’t trust them. Roger Robot is on high alert. Warpino has theories, but even he’s baffled.
And just when we think we’re ahead of the mystery— Someone hacks my BattleBuzz helmet. Now we’re walking straight into the unknown, with allies we’re not sure we can trust and a power we don’t fully understand. But you and I? We never back down.

The Knucklers are BACK! — Season 2 · Oct 15, 2025

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What do you think the Knucklers are gonna do? 👊
Season 2 is almost here, Hero!
Captain EJ, over and out.

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