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ACS: Sampler Dec 10, 2010

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In today's episode, Adam introduces clips from some of the other podcasts currently running on the ACE Broadcasting Network.
Hear samples from:
Spider and the Henchman
Life Lessons with Jim Carolla
And our newest podcast, The Big 3
All the shows can be subscribed to on iTunes, or accessed right here on AdamCarolla.com.
Also take the time to add @ACEBroadcasting on your Twitter if you haven't already.

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ACS: Rich Eisen Dec 09, 2010

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Before the news, Adam wants to thank everybody for helping to move his book up a few notches on the NY Times Bestseller List. He talks a bit more about the difficulty of the book biz, but mostly attributes it to dumb people. He wonders why he's the only one who thought to put a Bestseller sticker on the cover.
Rich Eisen from the NFL Network calls in and talks about the variety of guests he's been getting for his very own podcast. Adam and Rich talk about the complete blowout that was this past Monday's Patriots-Jets game, then chat about the Tom Brady legacy; including both his hair and relationship with Giselle.
Gina Grad brings the news, asking Adam if he's a fan of John Lennon. While Adam says he likes a lot of Beatles songs, he was given a copy of Double Fantasy as a kid and strongly disliked it. Gina talks about the 30-year anniversary of Lennon's death, as it was brought up in the middle of a football game. Adam also hears stories about guys filing a lawsuit against YouPorn, and Big Bloomers underwear for 700lb. women.
Throughout the news, Adam listens to a few angry rock songs from his high school years-the stuff he was actually listening to instead of Lennon. Adam then takes a few listener calls for a round of Made Up Movie. You give us the title, and the group figures out the rest, casting and all.
Everyone listens to another section of Adam's audio book-this time about pizza. Adam elaborates on a more recent pizza experience, and ends up arguing with Bald Bryan over the issue of goat cheese. Back to the news, Gina talks about a member of the Congressional Prayer Caucus chastising Obama for not saying God more in his public speeches, and Adam goes on a jag about the weird satellite delay that messes up all the political shows.
Download The Rich Eisen Podcast on iTunes, or at NFL.com/RichEisen
Also get more of Gina at PrettyGoodPodcast.com

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ACS: Rob Schneider Dec 08, 2010

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Dick 'Night Train' Lane came up on a sports talk show Adam was on this morning, which sounds to Adam like a gay bowling alley. He talks with Bald Bryan about Dick Butkus, who Bryan argues doesn't need a nickname. The group also discusses being famous for being a celebrity's kid, and Adam goes on a rant about over-taxing the rich.
Gina Grad jumps in with the news, talking about a new scientific finding that may help to explain infidelity and one night stands. Adam also rants about cops doing whatever the fuck they want instead of helping the citizens, and Gina plays a clip where a Chargers fan beats the crap out of a Raiders fan. Adam also talks about his family, and why the MacKenzie Phillips story still disturbs him.
Adam takes a few listener calls to give relationship advice. One caller wants to know what to do with pictures of his ex-girlfriend, and Adam tells a story from his own experience. He also talks to a college student about dealing with dentures, and helps talk a female caller out of going on an international trip with her ex-boyfriend.
Tonight's guest is the legendary Frank Stallone. He talks about his recent experience in Australia, where recently he's become one of the country's most famous celebrities. He talks about the overwhelming and wonderful experience he's had, and also talks about his relationship with his parents and brothers.
The guys also talk about the 'celebrity factor' on reality shows like Dancing with the Star and Celebrity Apprentice. Frank debates if reality TV is really the right way to go, and talks about enjoying his single life. The guys talk a bit more about Frank's experience in Australia, and Frank talks about the incredible billboard and parade that awaited him. Wrapping up the show, Adam complains about PSAs, and talks with Frank about their favorite family bands.
Find out more info on Frank, at FrankStallone.com
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ACS: Rob Schneider Dec 07, 2010

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Adam opens the show with a couple stories from his day. He talks about writing with Kevin Hench, and coming across a poorly parked fire captain's car. He also talks about hanging with his daughter at home, and trying to teach her a very valuable lesson.
Adam welcomes Gina Grad back to the show to help us with the news throughout the week. She opens with a story about Donny Bonaduce getting married, and Adam goes on a jag about older guys obsessed with skull jewelry. Gina also brings up Kathy Griffin's less than stellar set at the VH1 Divas Salute the troops, the recent Facebook trend to change your photo to a cartoon, and Chelsea Handler cussing out Angelina Jolie.
Before Larry Miller comes on, Adam plays a Dick Bank's song based on his theories to slow the African population down. Larry then talks with Adam and Gina about most guys enjoying a woman with curves, and tries his luck at another round of Hypothetical Questions.
Rob Schneider just flew in from Boston, and has a long list of complaints about the airport security... he's in good company. He and Adam rant about the various safety issues in the airport, and Rob talks about constitutional violations and the end of the middle class. Adam also talks to Rob about becoming a 'citizen of the planet,' and wonder when he became more like Sting.
Rob also talks about his relationship with his parents, and his early days doing standup comedy as a teenage. He also talks about his stint on Saturday Night Live, and working with legendary actor Christopher Walken. He and Adam agree on the brilliance of Norm MacDonald, and the whole group listens to a segment of Adam's audiobook. In the final moments of the show, Adam and Rob debate the Drug and Gun wars.
Check out RobSchneider.com to get tons of info on tonight's guest!
Listen to This Week with Larry Miller here on the ACE Broadcasting Network.
Gina also co-hosts at PrettyGoodPodcast.com
And read Hench's Sports Columns at: http://msn.foxsports.com/writer/Kevin_Hench

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ACS: Jeffrey Ross Dec 06, 2010

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Live from Happy Endings, Adam and Cousin Sal sit down with Jeff Ross to talk about the Tarantino Roast you'll never see, and crazy times with Ray at Adam's Bachelor Party. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

ACS: Adam and You Dec 03, 2010

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Adam welcomes everyone back for another Adam and You podcast. First caller is a guy who heard Adam ranting about the police and talks about his own ticket experience while using a left turn arrow. He also talks about the ensuing court battle, and Adam rants against officials who take jurisdiction over our lives.
The next caller is a webcam model who essentially beats off for other people to watch. Adam has an extended conversation with him about his various experiences, pay scale, and dreams of working for the FBI. Adam also goes on a rant about people in the service industry who don't deserve the tips.
After a segment from Adam's audiobook, he takes a couple more phone calls. One caller asks about the pros and cons of having a son, and Adam ends up complaining about hagglers from the middle east. The final call deals with the TLC program Sister Wives, and Adam gives his thoughts on Polygamy.

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ACS: Harland Williams and Ralphie May Dec 02, 2010

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Since Adam is on the road today, Harland Williams steps in to host the show. He talks to Newsgirl Shira Lazar about his watching his cat sliding his ass along the floor, and also jokes about autoerotic asphyxiation. Harland also rants about ATM machines, poorly placed tattoos, and The Biggest Loser.
Shira then jumps into the news. The top story deals with the WikiLeaks scandal, and the group has an in-depth discussion on whether or not this acts as a contemporary whistleblower, or if it's really illegal activity. They also tease the upcoming NASA announcement, and talk about some unusual reactions to airport security scans.
The group then listens to another segment from Adam's audio book. After the break, Harland talks about getting his blood drawn and asks Shira if she would have sex with Forrest Gump. He also gets her to talk about the Lingerie Football League, which the Oklahoma City mayor is trying to shut down. They also play a round of Blah Blah Blog, where they try to match the celebrity to their retarded online rant.
After the break, Ralphie May comes in studio. He and Harland reflect on their comedy careers in Hollywood, and the challenges of performing after especially well known comics. Ralphie also tells a story about getting caught with weed at the airport, and he run-ins with the drug-sniffing dogs.
In the last part of the show, the guys talk about sexy southern accents, and then things get political during a discussion of Sarah Palin. Ralphie also talks about the 'American Empire', and the problems with dumb people in power. Ralphie contemplates running for president himself one day, and talks about the time he punched a guy in the face.
Be sure to listen to The Harland Highway, at HarlandWilliams.com
Hear more from today's Newsgirl at ShiraLazar.com
And visit our guest's website at RalphieMay.com

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ACS: The Most Interesting Man in the World Dec 01, 2010

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Adam starts out with a complaint to Bald Bryan: the carpet was finally cleaned today, and Bryan's dog is rubbing his ass all over the place. Bryan chalks it up to poor timing, but Adam just wants to make it through one day with a clean carpet. He also brings Shira Lazar back to the show to help with the news, who talks about the latest controversy of the 'don't ask don't tell' policy.
Also in the news, Playboy is releasing 250GB of all their issues since 1953. Adam talks about the new type of Playboy girls, and longs for the girl next door from the 70s. They also talk about Barbara Walters, Larry King, and a sports announcer blooper.
Joining us in the studio is Jonathan Goldsmith, also known as The Most Interesting Man in the World. Adam talks to him about the latest boom in his acting career. Jonathan explains that he's been in the biz for 50 years, but this is by far the most exciting thing that's happened. They also talk to him about how he got the job, and the many successes of the Dos Equis ad campaign.
Shira asks Jonathan about his relationship to the Old Spice guy, then jumps into the rest of the news. The group also discusses 'Hangover Helpers,' and the 'Minimalist Challenge' where you're only allowed to own 100 things. After Adam and Shira learn about Jonathan's life living on a boat, they wrap up the show with a discussion of prison politics, and 'things that sound better than they are.'

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ACS: Shira Lazar and Calls Nov 30, 2010

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Adam welcomes Shira Lazar back to the show, and explains to the listeners how we're in the final stages of selecting a new permanent news girl. He talks to Shira about her Thanksgiving weekend, and also her cup size. Adam also talks about his wife downloading his audio book, and listens to a sample where he rants about the 80s radio station program director.
Top news story: the scent of pumpkin pie arouses men more than any other pie. They also discuss the recent passing of comedian Leslie Nielsen, and Adam and Bald Bryan recall their favorite scenes from Naked Gun. Also in Hollywood news, Shira names the two young actors selected to host the Oscars next year. There's also a bit of football talk, and Adam compares the different types of dropped balls in sports.
Also in the news, you can now get a $191 Jaywalking ticket in Los Angeles. Adam talks about his assistant Jay's recent ticket, and Shira tells of her own ticket woes. Adam also talks about his success driving a car with the dealer plates on, and goes on a rant about shitty cops and city officials raping their citizens.
Though Bill Burr is AWOL, Adam takes a couple of listener phone calls. The first caller talks about his own chicken-shit ticket, and asks Adam to recall a story about a San Diego hookup that wasn't meant to be. Other listener calls involve the Wikileaks, and Adam's thoughts on the new Top Gear. Shira wraps up with a story about Kim Kardashian, and she and Adam sing a parody song for World AIDS Day.

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ACS: Football w/ Andrew Breitbart Nov 29, 2010

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Live from the Happy Endings bar on Sunset, Adam sits down with Cousin Sal and Bill Simmons. Adam talks about the Christmas parade outside shutting down the city, and Cousin Sal talks a bit of football. Adam also goes on a rant about a receptionist who wouldn't let him onto the Soup, and wonders why we haven't had a black Bachelor yet.
Today's guest is Andrew Breitbart. They talk for a bit about his web empire, more specifically about the Big Hollywood website. Andrew says that he hates Hollywood Lefties, and created the site for people to voice an alternate point of view. Adam agrees with the left's tendency towards moral superiority, and also vents about the writer's guild and other Hollywood unions.
Adam talks about time he spent with his kids over the weekend. This leads to a larger conversation about female roles in parenting, and how technology is making all of our kids lazy. Adam also joyfully recalls an experience where he and Lynette lied to the kids about Santa's reindeer, and thinks about Katy Perry's sex factor.
In the final part of the show, things turn back to politics. Andrew talks about the left trying to isolate people like Sarah Palin, and also tells his thoughts on the next presidential election in 2012. Bill also asks Alex about his own political career, stirring things up, and the responses that he's gotten from that.
Get access to Andrew's entire news-hub at Breitbart.com
Watch Cousin Sal nightly at 12:05am on ABC's Jimmy Kimmel Live, and listen to more from him this Tuesday on The B.S. Report with Bill Simmons.
Also be sure to pre-order Bill Simmon's book, The Big Book of Basketball, out in Paperback Dec 7th.

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