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ACS: Ira Glass and Mike Birbiglia Jun 24, 2011

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Adam joins the stage with Alison, Bald Bryan, and comedian Mike Birbiglia right from the top. Adam talks about the security in NY, and gives a couple audience members a hard time for what they're wearing. The guys then take suggestions for What Can't Adam Complain About, and Adam rants about scholarships, Livestrong bracelets, hot chicks, and Howard Stern. Adam also talks about a couple exchanges he had with the Baldwin brothers.
Before going into the news, Alison talks about a personal news story: a hotel bellhop saw her naked in her hotel room while she was drying her hair. The guys talk to an actual bellhop in the audience, and try to determine the proper protocol for knocking, as well as tipping. The guys also talks about Obama being in town, and how close New York is to legalizing gay marriage.
Adam is then thrilled to welcome 'This American Life' executive producer and host, Ira Glass to the show. Ira talks about being a Loveline fan back in the day, and relates to the frustration of bringing a radio show to television. Adam talks to Ira about his favorite episode of TAL, where a man wanted to have his bull cloned, despite evidence saying it was a bad idea. The guys also talk about Adam's Guinness Book of World Records for Most Downloaded Podcast, and the proper waitress tipping etiquette.
Returning to the news, Justin Bieber is in town selling his new perfume, and Bald Bryan has an update about his reaction to Adam's show last night, since he was in the crowd. The guys also talk about the apprehension of a famous gangster in Santa Monica, and the show wraps up with the audience getting riled up over brand names that may disappear in 2012.
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ACS: Jim Norton Jun 23, 2011

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Adam complains about his Father's Day gifts and talks about his first flight ever on Jet Blue. He talks about the ridiculous back and forth he had with the flight attendant, and the wacky driver who took him from JFK airport. Alison then goes into the audience to take questions for Adam, and Adam shares his thoughts on piercings, tattoos, STDs, and Jimmy Kimmel.
Comedian Jim Norton then joins the stage next, and talks about the happy ending massage he got earlier in the day. Adam and Alison question him further about massage etiquette and Adam goes on a rant about why he shouldn't have to tip them. Jim also talks about getting hit on by a dude at a health spa, and Adam recalls his House of Nanking experience in San Francisco.
Before going into the news, a note's been passed around the club that says Justin Bieber was at the show, only now he's left. The guys also talk about the Yemen prison break, the new Miss USA, and George Clooney being back on the market. Later they discuss the new Mormon campaign in Times Square, and Adam compares the miscast billboard photo to the Home Alarm System commercials.
The next news story is Forbes' list of the 27 Highest Grossing Musical Acts of the last year. The guys discuss acts like U2, Bon Jovi, and Elton John, and Adam tries to make the distinction between bad songs and effed out songs. The final news story involves somebody peeing in Portland's water source, which gets Adam talking about all the various places he's enjoyed peeing since he learned that urine is sterile.
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ACS: Kelly Oxford Jun 22, 2011

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Adam begins the show discussing how he was woken up in the middle of the night by his carbon monoxide alarm going off. He talks about the famous tennis player who died from carbon monoxide poisoning, and wonders why women are more concerned about filtered water, and less about the more serious dangers. The guys also listen to another snippet of The Lotzi Tapes, where Adam's grandpa talks about growing up in Hungary during WWI.
Today's guest is blogger Kelly Oxford, who's recently been spending more time in LA thanks to the very generous Jimmy Kimmel and his girlfriend, Molly. Adam talks to Kelly about writing a pilot that was eventually executive produced by Jessica Alba, and asks her if she ever tried to be a model. Kelly talks about 'conning her way' into the business, but mostly just focusing on blogging since 1997. The guys also talk about conversations that their parents should have had with them, but never did.
Moving into the day's news, the top story is Bam Margera's response to Roger Ebert's insensitive tweet about the passing of Jackass member Ryan Dunn. Adam says that Ebert is entitled to his opinion, but that he probably should have given everyone a week or so to mourn. Kelly agrees, saying that people tweet offensive stuff all the time, and doesn't see why this is news. Also in the news is the announcement of disturbing new cigarette labels, and the announcement of a Mormon running for President.
Adam speaks about how he doesn't care who runs for President, as long as they're level headed and have a moral compass that points straight. He points out that it doesn't really matter that we now have a black President, things haven't really changed all that much. As the show wraps up, the guys talk about Michael Bay finally breaking his silence as to why Megan Fox was replaced in the latest Transformers movie, and the group discusses whether or not Megan still has a career ahead of her.
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ACS: Jim Florentine Jun 21, 2011

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Adams talks about his trip to the optometrist, and the conversation he had with the doctor about the film 'Crimes and Misdemeanors,' which the guy did not recognize. He also talks about getting some sass from his kid Sonny, and calls his assistant in to discuss why his call-in numbers were incorrect this morning. The guys then listen to a segment of The Lotzi Tapes, and Adam goes on a jag about the spelling of his grandpa's hometown.
Next up, the guys play a round of Mr. Brightside, where you call in to tell Adam your problems, and he tries to make you feel better. Callers include a guy who was dumped by his girlfriend over the phone, a guy who got bit at a concert, and a wedding DJ who accidentally displayed his porn on the big screen. Adam's favorite call takes home a pair of free tickets to an upcoming performance.
Today's guest is Jim Florentine, also known as Special Ed on Crank Yankers. The guys listen to a classic clip from the show, and talk about recording the call during the first season. Adam recalls that a lot of upcoming talent helped out on the show before they were considered famous, and he talks with Jim about how the show influenced his stand-up career.
Jumping into the news, the Supreme Court heard the case against Walmart regarding female discrimination, but said the class action lawsuit is not allowed. The guys also talk about what goes on in a 99cent store, and Adam talks about getting stuff for free all the time as an adult, and never having enough as a kid. Adam then goes on a tangent about his maid getting a boob job; and as the show wraps up, the guys discuss the death of Jackass's Ryan Dunn, and comedians getting in trouble for saying bad things on stage.
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ACS: Alonzo Bodden Jun 20, 2011

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At the top of the show, Adam talks about his Father's Day at Hollywood Park with Jimmy, Cousin Sal, and the kids. Adam discusses some disturbing details he noticed at the racetracks, and also Sonny's day betting on horses. Today's guest, Alonzo Bodden, then joins the stage, and talks with the guys about the ridiculousness of dragons, shark and bear attacks, and Siegfried and Roy.
Moving into the news, a republican senator recently came out in support of gay marriage, and his speech is causing some controversy. Adam mostly just wants to move on with life and stop hearing the same stupid arguments over and over again. Alonzo agrees that we have much bigger issues that are being ignored, and the guys talk about why black people aren't more sympathetic to the gay plight. The guys also try to figure out who they would send to 'Retard Island.'
Also in the news is the sad passing of Springsteen saxophonist Clarence Clemons. The guys all agree the man had a great run, and talk about the longevity of rock stars and horn players. Later the guys talk about the couple photographed making out during the Stanley Cup riots, as well as a confusing new left turn arrow light that's being implemented around the country.
Adam tells a story from his time racing at Laguna Seca, and the guys talk about shitty parking and valet policies. There's also a story about a guy who found $17,000 cash in the street, and it reminds Adam of the time his mom made him return the $50 he found at the mall. As the show wraps up, the guys talk about 'cone-ing', doggie bag etiquette, and who's truly Adam's #1 black friend.
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ACS: Rob Schneider Jun 17, 2011

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Adam opens the show complaining about an awkward exchange he had with an old guy at a stop sign. He talks about the major miscommunications that people have on the road when they try to direct traffic on their own, and also talks about backing into a bunch of garbage cans after Lynette didn't help him guide the car. Alison then goes into the audience to take some questions for Adam.
Rob Schneider comes on stage next, and comments on a jag Adam goes on about celebrity ball-sacks. The guys discuss the lengths to which men and women go to become attractive, and talk about merkins and merkin salesmen. Later, they discuss who has the biggest calves in Hollywood, and Rob talks about the worst drivers in the world, which he recently encountered in China on his honeymoon.
Moving into the news, Anthony Weiner has officially resigned. The guys make fun of a Weiner photo, and discuss whether or not sexting counts as cheating. The conversation then becomes about why guys want to get married if they really want to be alone. The guys also talk about Larry Flynt's offer to hire Weiner for Hustler, and the riots in Canada after the Vancouver Canucks lost the Stanley Cup to the Boston Bruins.
Adam accidentally spills his beer, prompting Rob to jump into a killer Lovitz impression, chastising Adam for the party foul. The guys then discuss the 'treasure hunter' who is on the search for Osama Bin Laden's body, and the new LACMA art display that's actually a giant boulder about to fall over. As the show wraps up, the guys talk about the failed war on drugs, the next evolution of pot, and the Schwarzenegger scandal.
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ACS: Evan Sayet Jun 16, 2011

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Adams opens the show talking about the many gifts he's received when he interacts with fans on the road. Recently he got a CD that contained an audio interview with his grandfather Lotzi, as part of a project where people who went through Ellis Island were spoken to. First, the guys dissect an old family photo of the Carollas, then they listen to a snippet from Lotzi's interview.
Alison Rosen starts the news, and talks about comedian Louis CK's defense of the hateful comments that Tracy Morgan made earlier this week. Adam has recently noticed a pattern of people getting busted for things they say while doing stand up or Twitter, and tries to figure out when and why society took this turn. The guys also look at John Edwards's mug shots, and talk about some advancements in gynecology.
Next up, the guys jump to the phones to take your relationship calls. The first caller is trying to figure out how to balance his booty calls, and the next is concerned that her marriage is getting stale. Adam also helps a guy cope with some baby mama drama, and takes another call from someone who's been with his high school sweetheart forever and is considering playing the field.
Today's guest is conservative commentator Evan Sayet. Evan says that he doesn't position himself as right wing, but rather as being anti-left wing. He and Adam discuss the situation in Israel, and the idea of modern liberalism. They also talk about the US being an exceptional country, and how the 'reward and merit' mentality has been thrown off as of late. The guys also discuss the threat of Communism growing up, and how Islam is seen in America today. As the show wraps up, the guys dissect a couple Springsteen songs, and Adam listens to John Hiatt.
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ACS: Lance Henriksen Jun 15, 2011

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Before going into the news, Adam complains about the Do Not Touch cup that was violated in his house. He also talks about a sticker that left residue on the bottom of the cup no matter how hard he scrubbed. Alison then reads the top news story, about Mildred Baena, mother of Schwarzenegger's Love Child, who has finally spoken up about the situation. Adam also goes on a rant after hearing about a guy who got kicked off a plane for saying the f-word.
Today's guest is legendary actor Lance Henriksen, and Adam talks to him about being recognized on the streets. They also discover that Lance and Adam were both unable to read until they were in their 30s. Adam finds out a bit more about Lance's childhood, and how he hitchhiked across the country at the age of 12. They also talk about his experiences in acting school with other greats like Al Pacino and Mickey Rourke, and how he ultimately got his big break.
The guys then discuss some of Lance's other memorable rules, particularly as the character of Bishop in the film Aliens. From there, they talk about Lance's biography, as well as the next project he's working on with Ron Perlman. Lance then talks about the unique experience of being an actor, and trying to figure out who you are when the cameras aren't rolling.
Returning to the news, Hugh Hefner will not be getting married again, as his fiance has had a change of heart. The guys debate whether or not Hef's recent string of fake blondes is actually tarnishing his legacy. Also in the news is a message from LeBron to his fans as he copes with the NBA Finals loss, and a girl who was kicked out of a movie theater for texting. The show wraps up with a discussion about poor families having kids they can't afford, and the guys talk about their upcoming Father's Day plans.
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ACS: Stefanie Wilder Taylor Jun 14, 2011

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At the top of the show, Adam talks about his day of filming for the Speed Channel. Today he had to teach a blonde chick how to drive a stick shift, and he was very satisfied with having taught her. Larry Miller is also in studio, and the guys jump into a round of Blah Blah Blog, where the group tries to guess who wrote the ridiculous blog. Adam rants about Sean Penn, and Larry drools over Scarlett Johansson.
Today's guest is author and Parent Experiment cohost Stefanie Wilder Taylor. Stefanie spends some time talking about her new book and how she started her writing career, as well as her move into cohosting The Parent Experiment. Adam would like to run his own experiment, where Lynette brings home all the money for one year, and Adam gets to stash his stuff in Donny's warehouse. Stefanie then talks about working for a variety of bad dating shows, and explains how she used to write jokes for producers with no senses of humor.
The guys also talk about Stefanie's work as the cohost of The Parent Experiment. Adam says that his wife Lynette loves working with her, and clearly the feeling is mutual. The guys also talk more about Adam and Lynette's relationship, and how Adam is coming to terms with trying to clean up the open chip bags and dirty coffee mugs that are left around the house. He also talks about his own early days as a slob, and how he had to turn his own attitude around.
Moving into the news, the top story is the Mavericks victory over the Heat in the NBA finals. Alison struggles to pronounce the details of the game, and Adam cracks a joke about her starting her own sports podcast. The guys also watch a video of Michele Bachmann running for president, and discuss whether or not a female will ever take that position. As the show wraps up, the guys talk about a series of other news stories: Harold Camping's stroke, the violent car crashes at Le Mans, a McDonalds hoax, and the elimination of DUI Checkpoint apps.
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ACS: Diane Farr Jun 13, 2011

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Adam opens the show discussing his kids' birthday over the weekend. Adam got there a little late and was forced to block a couple cars when he parked. Of course the first person to leave was someone he blocked. Adam also talks about hanging out with the 'party pals,' and discusses the conversation he had with his wife about appearing on The Talk.
Over the weekend, more news emerged in regards to Anthony Weiner, who is now taking a leave of absence. Alison also mentions the real life attack crows who are acting out, and talks about Tracy Morgan's homophobic rant. Adam says we're turning into a nation of tattle tales, and blames the 24-hour news cycle on the amount of bullshit stories we're forced to listen to now.
Both Dr. Bruce, and today's guest Diane Farr, join the show next. Adam recalls a recent dinner he had with Diane and her husband, and talks about the worst native foods in each culture. Adam also talks about working with Diane on his Loveline TV show, and all the other female cohosts who he was forced to work with. He also rants about having to wait several times on Pamela Anderson, and talks to Diane about her early days managing a bar and trying to break into the modeling/acting biz.
Things then transition into Dr. Spazz's Healthwatch. Dr. Bruce talks about the rise of measles here in the states. He also talks about the problems with sex addiction, as they relate to the case of Anthony Weiner and the influence of the internet. Adam advises people to look at porn that looks like their significant other to avoid getting in trouble. Dr. Bruce also mentions the hazards of 'water walking balls.' As the show wraps up, the guys jump to the phone lines talk about inter-racial relationships, and give away a copy of Diane's new book on the topic.
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