A Very Hallmark Christmas

Memories of Christmas Dec 31, 2018

It's the final episode of Season 2 of A Very Hallmark Christmas! Loree is joined by special guest Joseph Cohen to break down the typical run-of-the-mill holiday extravaganza "Memories of Christmas." Some highlights from a little town a couple of hours north of Detroit: boxes of money on porches, apple cider donuts, and a confusing marshmallow flirtation game.

A Midnight Kiss Dec 30, 2018

Loree is joined by special guest Kayla Young to discuss "A Midnight Kiss," suspect seafood orders, and giant champagne inflatables. Plus, David's intense mansplaining and Mia's veil of perma-sadness.

A Christmas for the Books Dec 29, 2018

Loree is joined by special guests Gabe Wohl and Dan Lattanzi to discuss "A Christmas for the Books." Serious questions include: is Joanna 20 or 50? Does Ted's reimagining of a famous Hamlet line ring true to the source material? Will Dell ever find true love with some spreadsheets? Is there such a thing as like at first sight? Let's get nutcrackin'!

Northern Lights of Christmas Dec 26, 2018

Loree is joined by special guest (and former boss!) Tara Mastrelli to discuss "Northern Lights of Christmas." The two talk potentially magical reindeer, a curious coat switch, and Zoey's dubious financial decisions. Plus, a love letter that angers Loree to her core.

When Calls the Heart: The Greatest Christmas Blessing Dec 26, 2018

Loree invites back to the show frequent guest Rob Bricken to talk about "When Calls the Heart: The Greatest Christmas Blessing." Rob didn't watch the movie!

Christmas Bells are Ringing Dec 25, 2018

It's the first-ever "A Very Hallmark Christmas" cross-pod! Loree is joined by Mark and Jess of Hallmark and Jess (psst–find them on iTunes or wherever you get your podcasts) to discuss "Christmas Bells are Ringing." The team digs into photo opps in Cape Cod, Mike's citywide "Elf on a Shelf" project, and sadistic work-related competitions. Plus, a deep dive into Happy the Dog and Happy the Cat.

Christmas at Grand Valley Dec 24, 2018

Loree is joined by special guest Tim Ward to discuss this year's Danica McKellar-starrer, "Christmas at Grand Valley." Select hot topics on the pod include: the Grand Valley school system, Cousin Mike's lightning hot chemistry with literally everyone, and the state of the art scene in Chicago.

Christmas Made to Order Dec 24, 2018

Loree is joined by Jake Jarvis to discuss "Christmas Made to Order" and the logistics of sustaining a full-time, year-round holiday decorating business. Plus, the wisdom of ditching pre-med to pursue singing dreams in Utah and how Gretchen might decide to use her professional talents for West Virginia Day.

Jingle Around the Clock Dec 23, 2018

Brandi Bradley and Jamie Lynn Crofts join Loree to break down "Jingle Around the Clock." The team discusses college friends, illicit elevator hand-holding, and whether or not Jared Kushner did the honorable thing by stepping aside to give Elle a real shot for the job.

A Small Town Christmas Dec 22, 2018

Loree is joined by special guest Jamie Lynn Crofts to discuss "A Small Town Christmas," Peter Thiel-libertarians, and the status of the patriarchy in Springdale, Wisconsin. Plus, Emmett's gorgeous gravelly voice and the podcast takes questions from West Virginia listeners. This episode is sponsored by champagne.

A Gingerbread Romance Dec 22, 2018

Loree invites longtime friend Jessica Brown on to the pod to discuss "A Gingerbread Romance." Loree and Jessica dig into the logistics and costs of a 10-day-long gingerbread baking contest, the tension in all those movie-ending face-mushes, and whether Hallmark's aim for diversity is hitting the mark. Plus, fashion commentary (berets and scarves!) and J. Brown offers a new entry into the holiday lexicon: "Hallmark blue balls."

Time for Me to Come Home for Christmas Dec 17, 2018

Loree is joined by "A Very Hallmark Christmas" veteran guests Cara Stewart and Courtney Ham to discuss a film based off of a book based off of a song. Loree resists all attempts by the guests to turn the show into a Blake Shelton conspiracy theory podcast. Plus, the necessity (or lack thereof) of flirting in Hallmark movies.

Entertaining Christmas Dec 16, 2018

Loree brings in big guns Erin Keane and Joe Sonka to discuss the complex journalism storyline in "Entertaining Christmas." The team digs in to John's ethical lapses as a Cedar Falls Gazette reporter and tries to pinpoint precisely what Candace's role is in the Livingstone media empire. Plus, football hero siblings, crushed velvet fashions and a gingerbread man with no hands.

Welcome to Christmas Dec 10, 2018

Loree and Rob dig into "Welcome to Christmas," the heartwarming story of a small town begging a large corporate developer to rob it of its charm. Learn more about Annie, the hometown goth teen that loves A Christmas Carol, and Rachel, the refreshingly upfront local who is willing to go scorched earth to get Madeline out of town.

Homegrown Christmas Dec 09, 2018

Another week, another former couple having to come together to plan the local high school's Christmas dance. Join Loree and Rob to discuss "Homegrown Christmas," Maddie's less admirable qualities, and one bananas cookie swap scene. Plus, negotiating a salary upon your return to the family business.

Once Upon A Christmas Miracle Dec 07, 2018

Join Loree and Rob to dig into "Once Upon A Christmas Miracle," a Hallmark Movies and Mysteries flick that doesn't play by the rules. Aimee Teegarden sells the hell out of some otherwise cheesy lines, and Chris may be the most saintly Hallmark leading man yet.

Christmas Wonderland Dec 04, 2018

Only 15 movies to go! Join Loree and Rob to discuss "Winter Wonderland," a very confusing NYC art gallery, and their respective middle and high school dance experiences. Plus, a thrilling keynote at the National Realtor Convention.

A Majestic Christmas Dec 03, 2018

It's a very short "A Very Hallmark Christmas." Join Loree and Rob for a visit to Briar Falls and the Majestic Theater. This time, evil comes not in the form of condos but as a multiplex, and grassroots organizer Barry steals the show with his campaign to save the historic building. Plus, the scariest snowman in the Hallmark Cinematic Universe.

Mingle All the Way Dec 02, 2018

Just days off of the #Emotions12 gauntlet, Loree and Rob settle back in for "Mingle All the Way." Join them for a discussion about Jen Lilley's off-the-charts likability, the terrible-ness of Molly's mom, and how Jeff turns from jerk to perfect gentleman.

A Godwink Christmas Nov 29, 2018

Hoo boy. Loree and Rob sit down to discuss "A Godwink Christmas." This lengthy episode dives deep into what exactly qualifies as a "godwink." Plus, carousels, a surprise boyfriend visit, and some more Wings content. Fly Sandpiper Air!

Christmas on Honeysuckle Lane Nov 27, 2018

Join Rob and Loree for a breakdown of "Christmas on Honeysuckle Lane." Topics featured include Alicia Witt and her amazingly expressive face, Daniel's refreshing sensitivity, and decapitated snowmen. Plus, a Felicity side-podcast.

A Shoe Addict's Christmas Nov 26, 2018

Loree and Rob are joined by special guest Brett White (just back from Holly Lodge!) to break down all the amazingness of "A Shoe Addict's Christmas." Major talking points: Kristian Bruun, appropriate gala decor, and whether or not Charlie broke Aunt June's leg.

Christmas Everlasting Nov 25, 2018

Loree and Rob pull out the Kleenex for a discussion of "Christmas Everlasting," this year's Hallmark Hall of Fame tearjerker. Rob has lots of questions about decorating fishing hole huts, and Loree gives context on some of the less-Hallmarky storylines from the source material that didn't make it into the movie. Lots of tears, and lots of quilts for Maeve.

Pride, Prejudice, and Mistletoe Nov 24, 2018

Loree and Rob are joined by special guest Katherine Trendacosta to discuss "Pride, Prejudice, and Mistletoe"! Katherine brings some much-needed Pride and Prejudice knowledge to the podcast, and everyone expresses an appropriate level of concern about staffing a swanky charity event with kids from the local youth center.

Return to Christmas Creek Nov 24, 2018

Loree and Rob are back with hottakes on "Return to Christmas Creek," a celebration of Steven Weber, and an exploration of Hallmark's version of outer space. Plus, Nathan the front desk clerk is officially elevated to the Hallmark Cinematic Universe and Loree and Rob break things up with a mini-Wings podcast.

Christmas at the Palace Nov 23, 2018

Loree and Rob are joined by special guests Sarah Stewart Holland and Nicholas Holland to discuss "Christmas at the Palace," the Grinch King, and the confusingly chill royal universe in San Senova. Plus, some much-needed context to Katie's traumatic backstory, and what's going on with the world's pettiest constitution.

Reunited at Christmas Nov 22, 2018

Join Rob and Loree as they discuss the thoroughly pleasant "Reunited at Christmas." This film breaks a few of the traditional Hallmark rules but still incorporates many of the classics: hot cider, ice skating, and a terrifying grandmother orchestrating a Parent Trap situation from beyond the grave.

Hope at Christmas Nov 21, 2018

Loree and Rob are joined by special guests Aubrey Sparks and Fish Stark to discuss "Hope at Christmas" and the Hopewell-North Carolina-New York metropolitan area. This movie brings the drama, with a Santa Village emergency, some suspect real estate deals, and at least two instances of violence involving Christmas trees.

Last Vermont Christmas Nov 20, 2018

Loree and Rob are joined by guests Cara Stewart and Courtney Ham for a very special, very festive "A Very Hallmark Christmas." Cara gives the scoop on what it's really like to work at a Christmas tree farm, and Rob spins an innovative theory about the production of the film. Plus, baffling investment strategies and one perfect snowman.

Christmas in Evergreen: Letters to Santa Nov 19, 2018

Loree and Rob check out "Letters to Santa," the latest installment of the Evergreen anthology series. Join them for a discussion about the return of the festive red truck, the magical snowglobe, and the Chris Kringle Kitchen. Plus, Kevin's horrifying faux pas at the hot cocoa stand and predictions about what lies ahead in Evergreen.

Christmas at Graceland Nov 18, 2018

Loree and Rob welcome special guest Wesley Phelps to help them sort through "Christmas at Graceland." Join in for a discussion about the sad life of Kathy (who definitely doesn't work at Graceland), whether or not Clay is ever intentionally funny, and what's really going down at the worst-run regional bank in Memphis.

A Veteran's Christmas Nov 16, 2018

Two out of two AVHC hosts agree that this is the Hallmark horror film no one was waiting for. Join Loree and Rob to discuss how the small town of Rivers Crossing came together to manipulate an emotionally fragile woman who has just returned from Afghanistan.

Christmas in Love Nov 12, 2018

Loree and Rob are joined by special guest Brittany Carowick to discuss "Christmas in Love." Learn more about the small town of White Deer, the potential for a worker-led revolution brewing inside Carlingson Bakery, and some remarkable data about the national market for holiday crafts.

It's Christmas, Eve Nov 12, 2018

It's the first 2018 Hallmark film to move Rob to (happy) tears. Join Loree and Rob to discuss "It's Christmas, Eve," which features two likable leads, a very ambitious GoFundMe/Amazon Wishlist project, and yes, some nice holiday tunes.

Marrying Father Christmas Nov 11, 2018

Join Loree and Rob as they tackle the latest film in the Father Christmas franchise. Eat some sugar cookies, dissect Miranda's horrible Google skills, and struggle to untangle the labyrinthine knots of the Whitcomb family. Plus, a preview of the next Father Christmas installment.

Road to Christmas Nov 09, 2018

After some technical difficulties, Loree and Rob are finally here to bring you some piping hot commentary on "Road to Christmas." Starring Child Michael Murray, Jessy Schram, and Not Kathie Lee Gifford, this movie features puppy parties, food supplies fit for a well-appointed apocalypse bunker, and a ghost cougher.

Christmas Joy Nov 04, 2018

It's tree listenin' time! Join Loree and Rob to discuss Crystal Falls, incorporating mother nature into your holiday party, and, of course, the Cookie Crawl. Plus: employment contracts!

Christmas at Pemberley Manor Oct 28, 2018

Loree and Rob kick off Season 2 with "Christmas at Pemberley Manor." Join them to discuss the ins and outs of event planning, appropriate uses of eminent domain with town holiday festivals, and uncomfortable conversations about coffee. Plus, Hallmark might have already pulled off its boldest move of the season...

The Beach House Oct 27, 2018

Loree and Rob are only about six months behind on seeing the Hallmark Hall of Fame entry "The Beach House," but it's never too late to be begrudgingly charmed by Chad Michael Murray. Come for Andie McDowell's very concerned face; stay for a classic '80s movie villain and an army of adorable baby turtles.

Introduction: Season 2 Oct 26, 2018

Pour yourself a cup of hot chocolate and cozy up in front of that Balsam Hill Christmas tree! It's time for Season 2 of "A Very Hallmark Christmas." That's right: Loree and Rob are back for 37 brand-new, original Hallmark holiday movies. Which rugged men and flustered big city career women will make the cut and join the Hallmark Cinematic Universe in 2018? Tune in to find out.

Yes, I Do Sep 20, 2018

Is “Yes I Do” the most bananas Hallmark movie Rob and Loree have ever seen? Yes, It Is.

Wedding March 4: Something Old, Something New Aug 14, 2018

Jack Wagner and Josie Bissett are a sight for sore eyes as Loree and Rob revisit the Wedding March-iverse in “Wedding March 4: Something Old, Something New.” Come for the usual matrimonial madness, and stay for some delightful shockers, including botched apology baked goods, possible insurance fraud, and one of the best Hallmark moments ever.

Love at First Dance Jul 12, 2018

Loree and Rob return in much peppier moods for "Love at First Dance." Tune in to discuss pond dancing, society weddings, and the Lin-Manuel Miranda of the Hallmark universe. Plus, the most haunting line of dialogue in a Hallmark movie yet: "This is cotillion all over again."

The Perfect Bride: Wedding Bells Jul 12, 2018

Loree and Rob return from a hiatus to review "The Perfect Bride: Wedding Bells." Fun fact: This episode is being released approximately two weeks after Loree and Rob watched the movie. The movie caused Loree so much despair that it took almost fourteen days for her to summon the energy and will required to edit the podcast.

Marrying Mr. Darcy Jun 18, 2018

Join Loree and Rob for an in-depth discussion of "Marrying Mr. Darcy." Get Rob's hot takes on wedding fashion, Loree's thoughts on fakeout marriage proposals, and find out how this Hallmark movie breaks one rom-com rule in a big way.

BONUS! Journey Back to Christmas Jun 13, 2018

It's a very, very special episode of a "A Very Hallmark Christmas." Rob takes a backseat and Loree invites friends Cara, Courtney, and Missy to discuss "Journey Back to Christmas." Tune in for time travel, a highly problematic town (and police force), the hottest chemistry ever before seen in a Hallmark movie, and, of course, possibly the greatest long-con of our time.

Royally Ever After May 29, 2018

After a verrrrry long hiatus, Loree and Rob return for "Royally Ever After." Dig in to one of Hallmark's more timely movies, featuring the land of apricot scrub, promise cupcakes, and nap-centric trickery. Plus, listener mail.

BONUS! Murder She Baked: A Peach Cobbler Mystery Apr 17, 2018

Join Rob and Loree for an off-the-rails bonus episode of "A Very Hallmark Christmas." Tune in for small town antitrust concerns, the best in baking vanity plates, and very sad conversations with cats. Plus, yes, lots of giggling at cobbler jokes.

Once Upon A Prince Apr 10, 2018

Join Loree and Rob for a trip to Cambria and a recap of "Once Upon a Prince." Meet a hipster prince, and try to figure out just what's happening in the Hallmark universe's version of Europe. Plus, a special Countdown to Christmas announcement!

Home for Spring Apr 03, 2018

Join Loree and Rob for a trip to St. Francisville, the hometown of the Hallmark Cinematic Universe's very own Nell. This recap of "Home for Spring" includes a discussion of the pros and cons of itineraries, the necessity of Spam to the average diet, and whether or not Kix Brooks had to audition for his role.

Royal Matchmaker Mar 30, 2018

After a bit of a break, Loree and Rob come back to discuss the Queen of Hearts, butterfly broaches, and a prince who longs to be a mere blue-collar commoner. Plus, the beginnings of a new team of Hallmark Cinematic Universe heroes: the Defenders.

The Sweetest Heart Mar 19, 2018

Dive into a world of cupcake porn and endless raw seafood appetizers during Loree and Rob's discussion of "The Sweetest Heart." Plus, the first mention of the Bechdel Test on VHC, personal reflections on promise rings, and why Nate just might be the worst dude yet. And--listener mail!

Love, Once and Ever Mar 13, 2018

It's time for the Grey Gardens of the Hallmark Cinematic Universe! Join Loree and Rob to discuss the complicated family history of the Wycliffe/Windsor family, the intricate Ocean's 11-level plot taking place in the last third of the movie, how to figure out when you're in London. Plus--can Duncan be both Mr. Right and Frank Lloyd Wrong?

Love, Once and Ever Mar 13, 2018

It's time for the Grey Gardens of the Hallmark Cinematic Universe! Join Loree and Rob to discuss the complicated family history of the Wycliffe/Windsor family, the intricate Ocean's 11-level plot taking place in the last third of the movie, how to figure out when you're in London. Plus--can Duncan be both Mr. Right and Frank Lloyd Wrong?

Royal Hearts Feb 26, 2018

Join Loree and Rob to discuss the numb fever dream that is "Royal Hearts." Featuring the promise ring of proposals and a bow-and-arrow scene that will make you feel all grumbly hateful inside. Plus, horse babies!

Wedding March 3: Here Comes the Bride Feb 22, 2018

Join Loree and Rob as they try to disentangle the labyrinthine plot of "Wedding March 3: Here Comes the Bride" without the benefit of any context. Plus, elaborate latte art, Olivia's infinite spinsterhood, and one weird sandwich situation.

Cooking with Love Feb 15, 2018

Loree and Rob cozy up together on Valentine's Day to watch "Cooking with Love." Join them to discuss the cutthroat world of children's reality television, what's in store for Chef Betty, and, of course, the patriarchy--including Jeremy's role as the classic mediocre white man. Plus, listener mail!

Very, Very, Valentine Feb 12, 2018

Join Loree and Rob to discuss Very, Very, Valentine--the movie that blows the Hallmark game wide open. There's a legit love triangle, a lot of coffee, and a little bit of Cyrano de Bergerac. Plus, theories on how that ending really plays out after the credits rolled.

My Secret Valentine Feb 04, 2018

"The Lake House" meets "Benjamin Button" in the first Hallmark Valentine's Day movie of 2017. Join Loree and Rob to try to figure out just how much the Grange Family Winery is worth, what exactly happened with Chloe's mom and that cuckoo clock, and if ordering a glass of your family's wine at a restaurant is like a rockstar wearing her own band's t-shirt at the concert.

Winter's Dream Jan 28, 2018

It's the final entry of The Winterfest Files! Join Rob and Loree to discuss Ty's Amway-style marketing skills, Dean Cain's juggling expertise, and Bliss Valley--the Themyscira of Hallmark ski resorts. Plus, "Winter's Dream" might not have smashed the patriarchy, but it did bump up against it ever so slightly.

One Winter Weekend Jan 21, 2018

Loree and Rob return for "One Winter Weekend," the world of competitive bratwurst-garnishing, and some of that fresh Clara Lake powder. Plus, our secondary characters get their own (!!) storyline, and Ben makes for a solid entry into the Hallmark Petulant Man Hall of Fame.

Frozen in Love Jan 14, 2018

Loree and Rob break down "Frozen in Love" and talk hockey, Rob's lack of '90s pop culture knowledge, and "The Denver Chronicle." Plus, Janet--the true MVP of the movie and a welcome addition to the Hallmark Cinematic Universe.

Love on the Slopes Jan 07, 2018

Welcome back to a Very Hallmark Christmas: THE WINTERFEST FILES. With equal parts trepidation and enthusiasm, Loree and Rob decide to give January's movies a go. Join them as they discuss Blarton, that first-class ticket to anywhere, and those amazing adjectives. Plus, what exactly qualifies as an extreme sport?

Royal New Year's Eve Dec 31, 2017

Join Loree and Rob for a toast to the final original movie of the Hallmark holiday season! "Royal New Year's Eve" has it all: glorious accents, unnamed European countries and a surprise--but very welcome--return from Mr. Christmas.

When Calls the Heart: The Christmas Wishing Tree Dec 26, 2017

Loree and Rob are joined by SUPER SPECIAL guest (and mom-of-the-show) Greta Stark for a discussion of "When Calls the Heart: The Christmas Wishing Tree." Rosemary tackles the patriarchy, a time-traveling doctor dons an L.L. Bean jacket and fires back on the War on Christmas, and Bill makes some curious eggnog. Plus, the potential for a Deadwood/When Calls the Heart crossover.

Christmas Getaway Dec 24, 2017

Tune in for "Christmas Getaway," Rob's favorite movie so far. Plus, Loree's first Hallmark Hall Pass, Bridget Regan's terrific line delivery, and a (small) challenge to the patriarchy. Want to donate to Loree's fundraiser? Check it out at bggives.org/catsforequaljustice.

Rocky Mountain Christmas Dec 23, 2017

Treat yo'self to a "Rocky Mountain Christmas." Rob engages in a variety of wordplay regarding Treat Williams' name and Loree largely ignores him. Plus, why poor Roy can't catch a break this year, and whether or not Graham is the gold standard for men in Hallmark Christmas movies. Want to donate to Loree's fundraiser? Check it out at bggives.org/catsforequaljustice.

Christmas Connection Dec 22, 2017

Thirty-ish movies in, Loree and Rob finally hit a wall and a tense dispute ensues. Aside from an insider look at "A Very Hallmark Marriage," this episode includes "A Christmas Connection," which features an adorable yet cunning child, a columnist with a sweet gig that is not so great at his job, and a truly fantastic Internet search. Want to donate to Loree's fundraiser? Check it out at bggives.org/catsforequaljustice.

Romance at Reindeer Lodge Dec 19, 2017

Whoo boy. Join Loree and Rob to discuss "Romance at Reindeer Lodge," Jared's broad shoulders, and Molly's very poor airplane etiquette. Plus, Penny's sadness, the unforgivable men of the Hallmark Cinematic Universe, and the logistics of importing reindeer from Canada.

Christmas Next Door Dec 17, 2017

Loree and Rob chat with special guest Taz Ahmed about "Christmas Next Door," angry wooden Santas, and the tragedy that befell Eric six years ago at Christmas. Plus, the confusing layout of April and Eric's neighborhood, the proper etiquette for compensating the violinist at your dinner table, and a little bit of diversity in a Hallmark film.

Sharing Christmas Dec 14, 2017

Loree and Rob are joined by Sarah Stewart Holland and Nicholas Holland to discuss "Sharing Christmas" and the story of a mom-and-pop holiday shop . . .that's in a mall . . . in the Upper West Side of Manhattan. Plus, pricing cookie cutters, a 19th century cash register, and the mountain of litigation that Helen can look forward to waking up to on Christmas morning.

Karen Kingsbury's Maggie's Christmas Miracle Dec 12, 2017

Loree and Rob dig in to "Maggie's Christmas Miracle" and its obsession with the stick figure nuclear family. Plus, the 12 days of Christmas mansplaining and the Pillsbury doughboy finally makes an appearance in the Hallmark Cinematic Universe.

Christmas Encore Dec 10, 2017

Loree and Rob dig into "Christmas Encore," Maggie Lawson's amazing line readings, and a curious reimagining of "The Christmas Carol."

The Christmas Cottage Dec 10, 2017

Loree and Rob dig back in after a brief break to check out "The Christmas Cottage." Lacey learns to love Christmas more and her career a little less, Ean's best man speech could use some work, and poor Roger can't catch a break. Plus, Rob has his first Hallmark crush! This episode is (not) sponsored by Balsam Hill and Trader Joe's.

Bonus Episode: The Christmas Spirit with Leah Michelle Roberts Dec 09, 2017

Bonus episode! Rob and Loree take a break from the 2017 Hallmark catalog and go back in time and watch 2013's "The Christmas Spirit," starring Nicolette Sheridan as a hard-nosed journalist who goes into a coma (!) and becomes a spirit (!) with special powers (!). Is one of those powers falling in love? Plus, a super-special and super-fun interview with Leah Michelle Roberts, who played Carmen in "The Christmas Spirit." Tune in for the inside scoop on french fries, screen tests, and all that fake snow.

Magical Christmas Ornaments Dec 07, 2017

Join Loree and Rob as they discuss "Magical Christmas Ornaments," Hallmark's biggest marketing play yet, and a very confusing publishing house. Plus, Marie's big swing at the patriarchy, Nate's adorable nerdiness, and the Tucker Max of the Hallmark Cinematic Universe.

Christmas in Angel Falls Dec 06, 2017

Loree and Rob melt down upon viewing "Christmas in Angel Falls." Join in to discuss angel/protagonist Gabby, aka the Christmas Spirit Terminator, and her relentlessly aggressive approach to selling the residents of Angel Falls on holiday cheer. Plus, Hallmark's War on Christmas, Beau Bridges as a micromanager, and a memorable scene that deserves a (well-lit) gold star.

Christmas at Holly Lodge Dec 04, 2017

Loree and Rob welcome special guest Brett White to the podcast to dig into the dynamics of a cult that meets up every year over the holidays at Holly Lodge. Plus, Frank the Bank, Nadine's high-level military connections, and some new additions the Hallmark Avengers.

Christmas in Evergreen Dec 03, 2017

After a four-day break, Rob and Loree return to recap "Christmas in Evergreen" with special guests Rachel Firkins and Eli Keel. The tiny Vermont of Evergreen is full of big surprises, including amazing reaction shots, incredibly awkward chuckling, and a magical snow globe that raises some troubling ethical concerns. Plus, Spencer's beautiful office view in D.C.

A Joyous Christmas Nov 28, 2017

Loree and Rob go it alone for a viewing of "A Joyous Christmas." They discuss Hallmark's Petulant Man Syndrome, Stuart's terrible press strategies, and how they feel after watching 10 new Hallmark original holiday movies in an as many days.

Switched at Christmas Nov 27, 2017

Loree and Rob are joined by special guest Mandy Helton to discuss Candace Cameron Bure and Candace Cameron Bure in "Switched at Christmas." Listen in for talk on twin shenanigans, the tragedy of Kate's lot in life, and some real talk on the logistics of planning Winter Wonderland.

The Christmas Train, West Coast Viewing Nov 26, 2017

Loree and Rob welcome special guest Sean Brenner to take a deep dive into the most notable aspects of "The Christmas Train." Check it out for discussions about Hallmark's marketing strategy, just how far Max Powers' conspiracy goes, and how Tom and Eleanor might recover from the ride of their lives. Plus, picks for the saddest passenger and plans for "The Christmas Train 2: Off the Rails."

The Christmas Train, East Coast Viewing Nov 26, 2017

Loree and Rob are joined by special guests Allison Sakich and Jesse Thompson to discuss "The Christmas Train," and its all-star cast of characters. Hop on board to hear all about Max Powers' boundary issues, a very angry chess player, and Rob's overwhelming concern for the passengers in coach.

Finding Santa Nov 25, 2017

Join Rob and Loree to discuss "Finding Santa," disappointed dads, and slow dancing at ugly sweater parties. Plus, the intense curriculum at Tom's Santa school and Grace as Green River's femme fatale.

The Mistletoe Inn Nov 24, 2017

Loree and Rob welcome special guest Brandi Bradley to the podcast to discuss "The Mistletoe Inn," whether or not Garth is the worst (he is!) and the many emotions of Kim. Plus, a deep dive into a Hallmark moment that pushes back against the patriarchy.

With Love, Christmas Nov 23, 2017

Loree and Rob welcome special guests Emily and Justin McGill for another rousing entry in this year's round of Hallmark Channel original movies. Tune in to discuss "With Love, Christmas," Donovan's descent from his home planet to earth, and whether or not we needed closure on those snowflake earrings. Plus, Lennie jingles all the way through this recording and Rob still can't get control of his phone.

A Bramble House Christmas Nov 22, 2017

Loree and Rob return to discuss "The Bramble House Christmas," the most adorable kid yet in the Hallmark Cinematic Universe, and Mabel's many excuses for her broken foot. Plus, a semi-heated debate about whether or not Finn's sins were forgivable, and Rob keeps forgetting to turn his alarm off.

A Christmas Homecoming Nov 21, 2017

Loree and Rob are back for "A Christmas Homecoming." The material is heavy, Loree's emotional journey with the film is fraught, but Amanda's excruciating dismissal of a potential love interest makes it all worth it.

A Gift to Remember Nov 20, 2017

Loree and Rob are back to break down “A Gift to Remember.” Tune in to discuss Darcy’s aspirations to management, Ms. Henley’s arsenal of Christmas decorations, and whether or not it is ever acceptable to quote Dickens. Plus, Rob proposes the most disturbing Hallmark Cinematic Universe theory yet.

Coming Home for Christmas Nov 19, 2017

Loree and Rob Vanderton—yes, of the Virginia Vandertons—return for "Coming Home for Christmas." It's time to talk popcorn garlands, $20 dates, white roses, and yule log desserts.

Engaging Father Christmas Nov 17, 2017

It's a Very Special Episode of a "Very Hallmark Christmas." Loree and Rob welcome Chris Ward to discuss "Engaging Father Christmas." Tune in for cranberry scones, the first legit Hallmark villain of 2017, and discussion of a potential followup movie: "Birthing Father Christmas." Plus, Hallmark movies as self-care and media critiques. Truth and grace reside here.

A Song for Christmas Nov 14, 2017

Join Loree and Rob to break down "A Song for Christmas." In addition to possibly being the first Hallmark original holiday movie this year that takes a stand against the patriarchy, "A Song for Christmas" offers Loree and Rob an excellent opportunity to start staffing the Hallmark Avengers team. Come for yet another Christmas tree farm; stay for Loree's enthusiasm for Chapter 13 bankruptcies!

A Song for Christmas Nov 14, 2017

Join Loree and Rob to break down "A Song for Christmas." In addition to possibly being the first Hallmark original holiday movie this year that takes a stand against the patriarchy, "A Song for Christmas" offers Loree and Rob an excellent opportunity to start staffing the Hallmark Avengers team. Come for yet another Christmas tree farm; stay for Loree's enthusiasm for Chapter 13 bankruptcies!

Enchanted Christmas Nov 13, 2017

Loree and Rob welcome special guest Beth Elderkin to chat "Enchanted Christmas." On tap for discussion: Oliver's shady business deals, the location of the closest airport to Rosemont, and whether or not Taylor and Ricardo's new career opportunity is tied to the fake wedding industry. Plus, the real reason why Grandpa's cookie math stressed Laura out.

The Sweetest Christmas Nov 12, 2017

Sometimes life comes down to a girl and her oven. Join Loree and Rob to discuss "The Sweetest Christmas," the importance of protecting the integrity of the American Gingerbread Competition, and why Alex, the most problematic of the Hallmark Cinematic Universe's business boyfriend contingent, probably voted for Jeb Bush in the primaries.

Christmas in the Air Nov 09, 2017

Kris Kringle Climbs Countless Christmas Trees! Join Loree and Rob as they discuss "Christmas in the Air," the story of a professional organizer who helps a man that is very forgetful but not actually disorganized. Get in your focus box, ready your Don Draper toy pitches, and gather your favorite vegetarian holiday recipes. This one's a doozy.

The Perfect Christmas Present Nov 07, 2017

Loree and Rob watch their first Hallmark Movies and Mysteries movie of the holiday season and it does not disappoint. Pressing questions to be answered: What really happened in the Great Chicago Fire? Is there a Hallmark shared cinematic universe where Mr. and Miss Christmas co-exist? Finally—how did Tom find that dog?

Miss Christmas Nov 06, 2017

It's time to discuss "Miss Christmas"! Join Loree and Rob as they break down the cutthroat corporate culture at Radcliffe, George's bad jokes, and whether or not we should really be rooting for a protagonist who wants to chop down a magnificent evergreen. City folk can stay home.

Christmas Festival of Ice Nov 05, 2017

Loree and Rob invite special guest Jamie Lynn Crofts to break down "Christmas Festival of Ice." Join them as they discuss the charming town of Westford, emotional breakups, and if it ever makes sense to leave it all behind for the pro ice sculpting circuit. Plus, the bar exam, fake brothers, and an unlikely feminist hero: Emma's mom.

Marry Me at Christmas Oct 30, 2017

Loree and Rob dive into "Marry Me at Christmas," the first original movie of the 2017 Hallmark holiday season. Join them in the charming town of Fool's Gold as they discuss snowball fights, seasonal manspreading, and scandalous explanations for a broken engagement.

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