A Scottish Podcast the Audio Drama Series

51 - Kraken Mare May 28, 2024

Nine years ago the Wells-Dyson satellite picked up images of what appears to be some sort of wreckage on the floor of Titan's biggest hydrocarbon ocean - Kraken Mare.

The discovery prompted eccentric billionaire Jennifer Barrie to fast-track an expedition to the mysterious moon of Saturn.

The three British astronauts who have just arrived in Titan's orbit have only one job - find out what's lying under Kraken Mare.

And potentially answer one of humanity's biggest questions.

Are we alone in the universe?

50 - The Lords of the Ring Piece Mar 28, 2024

A Mighty Empire is threatened by a coalition of evil forces from the badlands of the North. An epic tale of sword and sorcery.

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49 - Haunting Photograph Jul 14, 2023

It's a meeting of minds in a local pub toilet, before Lee heads off to the graveyard shift at the station.

As mentioned at the end, we are attempting to raise £5000 for mental health charity Back Onside, and your support would be massively appreciated.

48 - The Attic Mar 22, 2023

Something has ruffled Dougie's feathers, as usual. Lee's all about Total Recall. And we hear the terrifying tale of a demonic presence in a flat in Edinburgh.

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Bonus & Extra Content

47 - Longship Jan 11, 2023

Lee's been presenting a new radio show called The Power Line. Aside from the usual unbearable local radio content, he's running a popular paranormal feature with co-presenter Jane. On this episode, we hear the tale of a ghostly Viking attack on a sleepy Scottish coastal village.

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Bonus & Extra Content

46 - Scary Dairy Oct 27, 2022

A Halloween short from Lee and Dougie.

Potted Heid Poetry Podcast

45 - Brother Sep 15, 2022

For my wee brother Ross.

Soul Rebel x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHILabDo2m0

44 - Escalator Jul 21, 2022

As the client's demands become more apparent, there's a swift change in the direction of Lee's mission.

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Bonus Content

43 - The Cosmic Horror Handbook Mar 17, 2022

A macabre discovery on the pyramid floor throws up yet more questions. And the identity of Lee's "employer" is finally revealed.

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Bonus Content

42 - Life Doesn’t Feel Right Until Something’s Wrong Oct 31, 2021

From the Picts to Planet Nine, the mysteries of this dead world just keep on getting deeper.

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41 - The Pyramid Jul 22, 2021

The exploration pod picks its way through the carcass of a fallen civilisation.

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ASP in Cartoon Form!

40 - Malevolent Beings Apr 08, 2021

As their spacecraft approaches the event horizon of a black hole, Lee and Dougie attempt to come up with a rescue plan.

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39 - Space Oddity Feb 02, 2021

Dougie is working a job as a pizza delivery driver when he bumps into a familiar face.

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38 - Low Expectations Jan 16, 2021

Finally, a definitive answer to the Season 3 question. Along with some poetry, and a short kids story.

37 - Fish Supper Over Innsmouth: Halloween Special Oct 02, 2020

Doug is down in the English seaside town of Innsmouth for his old pal Barney's leaving do. Barney is a member of the infamous Marsh family, and will soon be leaving Innsmouth to "work offshore".

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36 - Ode to a Podcast: Burns Night Special Jan 25, 2020

Doug recites some of his poetry to an enthusiastic crowd

Find them at ScottishPodcast.com/Poetry

35 - Spirits of Christmas Past Dec 12, 2019

"In the bleak midwinter"

We're rolling back the years to the peak of Lee's radio career. It's Christmas Eve, he's just finished his shift on Drive Time, and he's meeting Dougie in the pub for a couple of pints. What could possibly go wrong?

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34 - Gone Sep 13, 2019

The Season 2 Finale.

The curtain comes down on The Terror Files' trip up North.

What does the future hold?

Stay subscribed. Let's see what happens.

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Stories from 'A Scottish Podcast'

Full List of Episodes

33 - A Dead Sky Over a Dying World Aug 09, 2019

Lee hears a supposed first-hand account of the Drumsyde Manor outbreak.

He's encouraged to leave the area as soon as possible.

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Stories From 'A Scottish Podcast'

32 - The Others Jul 06, 2019

More details of the dark history of Drumsyde Manor are revealed - along with the true extent of Professor Chalmers' horrific Lovecraftian experiments.

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Stories From 'A Scottish Podcast'

31 - Flames Jun 02, 2019

As darkness falls over Drumsyde Manor, the trio gather round the campfire to hear the gripping conclusion of Doug's High Fantasy manuscript.

Necromancer Bryar's undead horde approach the fragile defences of the Southern town wall, prompting the forces of Brutus the Merciless to launch an attack from the North.

Against all odds, can the Empire forces hold out?

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Stories From 'A Scottish Podcast'

30 - Send Yer Casuals Over Here May 06, 2019

The trio prepare to spend the night camped outside the grand ruins of Drumsyde Manor, and it's time to return to Doug's novel. There, we hear of the Dark Coalition's plans being executed to perfection. It's the eve of the Great War, and it looks like the odds are stacked firmly against the King's forces.

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29 - A Hooded Figure Apr 01, 2019

The Terror Files crew arrive at the derelict Drumsyde Manor to investigate the legend of Dr. Laura Chalmers and her Lovecraftian wartime experiments. Meanwhile, Randy's evening is brightened by news of some potential additions to his team.

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Stories From 'A Scottish Podcast'

28 - The Darkness Under the Mountains Mar 05, 2019

In Doug's novel, Brutus the Merciless draws up his battle plans to invade the Empire. Meanwhile, Paladin Guinevere, Bard Leon, and Scribe Dougal must face down a hulking cave troll.

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Stories From 'A Scottish Podcast'

27 - Witches Trials Feb 07, 2019

Bard Leon and Scribe Dougal head to the market to collect some essential supplies for their quest under the mountains.

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Stories From 'A Scottish Podcast'

26 - Number 9, Trialist Jan 12, 2019

We plunge into the story world of Doug's fantasy novel as the battle plans of the Empire and the Dark Coalition are drawn up. Meanwhile, Glenhall have their first game of the season. But can Randy find enough players in time?

And here's a link to Stories From 'A Scottish Podcast', seeing as you asked...

25 - A Novel Idea Dec 19, 2018

As the trio set off Northwards on their latest investigation, the conversation turns to Doug's latest creative endeavours.

24 - Mysterious Mansion Nov 25, 2018

More details emerge about the old house on the North coast. It was said to have been used as a military "hospital" in the 1940s by a former Miskatonic University professor. Meanwhile, Randy prepares for his first game of the season.

Also, if you're one of those clever, educated types, you can now get original ASP stories for your Kindle or eReader.

23 - Raising the Dead Oct 31, 2018

It’s a new season, and a new investigation for The Terror Files. Lee learns the story of a former Miskatonic University professor – and her links to an abandoned hospital on the North coast of Scotland.

22- The Poet Lorne Sausage May 27, 2018

There's a Lovecraft themed poetry competition, sponsored by the butcher's shop in Glenhall. Who'll enter it? What will they read? And who'll be crowned The Poet Lorne Sausage?

And while we're at it, how on Earth did this all come about?

21 - Holy Goalie: Pre-Season Friendly Feb 06, 2018

Has Divine Intervention earned Randy his first big signing? Meanwhile, Bob botches a job for Bruce, Helen sees something she shouldn't, and Alice shows Doug that there is such a thing as a free dinner.

20 - Par for the Coarse: Pre-Season Friendly Dec 19, 2017

Lee's dishing out advice to others at the podcast convention. George takes issue with a fellow golfer's lack of humility. Jane lands a celebrity interview. And Bruce buys over the local radio station.

19 - Pros & Cons: Pre-Season Friendly Nov 04, 2017

Lee heads to Glasgow in the hope of winning a podcast award. Bill becomes the unlikely centre of a custody battle. And Helen is out on the town like you've never seen her before.

There's also a couple of Easter Eggs here for fans of two other great audio drama shows.

All this and more in the first of our pre-season bonus episodes.

18 - Trouble Brewing May 16, 2017

Back down in the vaults deep underneath Edinburgh, Lee's fate will be decided. The Season One finale.

17 - We Built This City On Pies & Rolls Apr 17, 2017

Doug's burning the candle at both ends. Gina's taking Randy to a famous Scottish tourist attraction. And Danielle has some shocking news for Lee.

16 - One Star Mar 25, 2017

Lee chats with a former member of the band he believes is linked to the Edinburgh vaults mystery.

15 - Scary Monsters Mar 06, 2017

Darkness falls over the icy depths of the North Atlantic.

14 - An Abhorrent Evil Feb 13, 2017

The details of St Caillic's dark and horrifying past are revealed.

13 - The Italian Jobbie Jan 18, 2017

Randy and Gina enjoy George's hospitality in Edinburgh, whilst the plot thickens out on St Caillic.

12 - In Ruins Dec 30, 2016

The Terror Files team arrive on the abandoned island of St Caillic.

11 - Grapes of Wrath Dec 09, 2016

The Terror Files heads North for the show's next big investigation.

10 - Nice Day for a Fife Wedding Nov 18, 2016

Plans for a trip North are discussed at George's Wedding reception. And Lee meets Danielle for the first time.

9 - Parklife Oct 28, 2016

It's a dog's life for Dougie. Meanwhile, Lee has to politely decline George's offer.

8 - The Island Oct 07, 2016

Lee finds a new lead in the vaults saga, and receives an intriguing email from across the Atlantic.

7 - Matchday Sep 16, 2016

George treats Lee to a day at the football to help him forget his troubles, but he's got big worries of his own on the horizon.

6 - Alpin The Disemboweler Aug 25, 2016

Lee hears the gruesome tale of a vicious cannibal warlord in 9th century Scotland.

5 - Grim News Jul 29, 2016

Lee releases episode 1 of his podcast, with a little help from Doug and Jane. He's feeling good about things, but that might not last.

4 - Opportunities Jul 14, 2016

Doug stands at the dawn of an exciting new career, whilst Lee reaches out to his radio news reporting pal Jane.

3 - Under Edinburgh Jul 13, 2016

Lee and Doug explore the vaults and tunnels underneath Edinburgh. They’re in search of answers, but all they seem to find is more questions.

2 - Going Underground Jul 12, 2016

Lee and Doug head under the streets of Edinburgh to investigate an ancient vault. The pair plan to record episode one of Lee’s new podcast – The Terror Files.