A Book and A Bev

EP 83 - SARAH J MAAS THEORIES WITH A COURTOFTHORNSANDROSIE Dec 27, 2023

Well we told you sneaky sausages that we would have a super special episode for the end of 2023. And whaddya know HERE IT IS.

We were cauldron blessed to have the chance to talk to Rosie (aka Acourtofthornsandrosie on TikTok and chemicalrosie_ on Insta) about a bunch of delightful and traumatic SJM canon and theory. OBVIOUSLY THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR ALL THINGS SJM. NOTHING IS SAFE. NOTHING IS OFF LIMITS.

Rosie is an absolute angel in human form and we are so grateful to wrap up 2023 with her.

This is our last episode for the year and we will see you in 2024 for HOFAS baby!

EP 82 - Toeing that Stank Puss (HOSAB) FT Emilysbookedup & Alittlebitbooked Dec 20, 2023

Welcome to this weeks episode of the post cum come down. No, we are not in the house of Jesus. We are covering House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J Maas with the incredible Emilysbookedup and Alittlebitbooked.

We hope you are ready to suck down some grilled mermen like a golf ball through a garden hose. And if you’re not well too bad because we will play a tiny violin of jizz until it’s too uncomfortable and you need to put your toes away.

If that doesn’t make sense then we guess you better listen to the episode.

Music References:

Out of the Woods by Taylor Swift
Breakfast by Dove Cameron

Fan Art:

indrakiin
Gabrielleragusi
Madschofield
Naarielart
Ajn_art
Elizianna.the.one

EP 81 - Lightning McQueen in my pussy (HOEAB) FT Alittlebitbooked & Emilysbookedup Dec 13, 2023

Where have we come from? Where did we go? I don’t know but tell Jesus the bitch is back. Thats right - It’s time for House of Earth and Blood by Sarah J Maas. Join Briony, Georgia and our special guest hosts Emily and Jess (aka Emilysbookedup and Alittlebitbooked) as we put the ass in assassin or just straight in our asses. IDK. We have references to Lehabah aka the bubble gum flavour of death, Twisting dicks, an archangel on the dunny and of course Zap daddy and his toeeeeees. Join us next time as we cover HOSAB before our super secret special end of year episode before HOFAS comes out! Music Reference: - Unloveable by Delacey Fan Art: - Tangerine.eileen - Juliar.arts - Ivy_gwnedolline - Emiliesnaith_art - Rosalynnarts - Madschoefiled - Gabrielleragusi - Emilia.mildner

EP 80 - Bouncing on the Beau Beau Stick (Hopeless) FT Tayreads and Caitsbookrecs Nov 22, 2023

Well Chestnut Springs enthusiasts, it’s time. It’s time for broken Beau. It’s time for Bailey and her Baps. It’s time to get in a caravan that may or may not be a euphemism for Beau’s asshole. It’s time to read Hopeless by Elsie Silver.

It would not be a normal episode if there was not a sensational amount of references to out of pocket songs, bubble baths, snorkelling in bath water and of course - as always- more thirsting over a fictional man.

Our episodes are fortnightly for the rest of 2023 but we will back soon as we dive into another highly requested series soon!

EP 79 - WIldfire In My Pants (Wildfire) FT Tayreads & Caitsbookres Nov 08, 2023

Welcome back camp counsellors. This week we are sure that the fire in our pants is a good thing as we cover Wildfire by Hannah Grace.

Your co-hosts are joined by special guests Tayreads and Caitsbookrecs as we spend the summer having a blast and fucking all over this sweet adorable summer camp.

How can we fit so much goodness into one short episode? Don’t you worry because, in the words of our MMC: we will make it fit.

NON-EPISODE EPISODE - ITS BLOOPERS BABY Nov 01, 2023

That's right, its been six months since the last time you saw behind the curtain so its time for another bloopers episode. This episode features some of our many guests hosts as well as a phenomenal broadway show by none other than Georgia's partner Aiden. We hope you will enjoy this song and dance and then come back next week as we go back to our regularly scheduled programme.

EP 78 - Send this to your therapist (Weird Crazy F*cked up Books) Oct 25, 2023

This week we have a fantastically fucked up gift for you neurodivergent baddies. The OG Foursome has reunited as Ellie and Claire popped in for a quick traumatic event.

What is that traumatic event you may ask? Well be sure to just share this episode directly with your therapist as we take a page out of Gia’s TikTok series Weird, Crazy, Fucked up books.

We cover SIX absolutely bonkers books AKA:

Taken by Canada by Colt Alcove (yes the country)
Taken by the Lightning Bolt by Colt Alcove (yes the weather event)
Claimed by a Coffee Mug by Shayla Storm (will never be able to have a coffee again)
Back for Seconds (A Reverse Harem Feast) by JL Logosz (gobble gobble)
Double Trouble by Kehlani Booth (…insisting on incest apparently)
Space Raptor Butt Invasion by Chuck Tingle (self explanatory)

Be warned. There is a reason they are called WEIRD. CRAZY. FUCKED UP. But silver lining we get to watch Ellie react to this in real time. Sick.

We are taking a quick breather after this episode but will be back soon for some new releases!

EP 77 - Death Grip On Deaths Dick (Belladonna) FT Emilysbookedup Oct 18, 2023

This week we are moonwalking into the delectable gothic tale that is Belladonna by Adalyn Grace.

We are joined by Emilysbookedup from bookstagram as we all collectively swoon over a new shadow daddy. There are references to Michael Jackson, cannibal babies and literal barns for hands.

We hope you enjoy this episode!

Music Reference:

You and I by PVRIS:

Fan art:

Dazzlingjedi
janedark_7
Bethgilbet_art commissions for atouchofmagicdesigns
Hatchatwork
Elizianna.the.one
Abigail_larson
Sage.and.other.herbs
Luxury_banshee
Artoffrostandflame

EP 76 - Plunge My Ass, Mr Ghost (PenPal) ft. tayreads & caitsbookrecs Oct 11, 2023

Welcome back! Hide your bums and bunny rabbits, this week we’re covering PenPal by JT Geissinger. If you thought your normal hosts were unhinged, you’re going to want to truly strap in for this episode. Our two special guests tayreads & caitsbookrecs help us create a musical masterpiece with the likes of Rhianna, Hannah Montana, Labrinth and many more. Yes, there may also be references to our FMC being f*cked by a sea cucumber, plunging asses, prolapsing bunny rabbits and thumbs in bums. But if there wasn’t any obscure references, would it truly be an episode of A Book & A Bev? Music Reference: Just Pretend by Bad Omens.

EP 75 - Take Me To Bed Vamp Daddy (Six Scorched Roses) FT alittlebitbooked Oct 04, 2023

This week we are bringing you two amazing things:

the novella, Six Scorched Roses by Carissa Broadbent; and
a special guest host from bookstagram - Jess aka alittlebitbooked

In this episode, we sink our teeth into this short and sharp novella but don’t you worry as there is still debauchery to be had.

We have a clear distrust of all things dust and pig tails. However at the same time we are manifesting ourselves as the literal bed of vampy daddy Vale.

Be warned that Briony has some technical issues at the beginning of this episode and glitches into the multiverse. None the less, we hope you will accept this rose (don’t ask where we were storing it) and enjoy this episode.

Music Reference:

Oblivion by Bastille

Fan Art:

castleinthesky

EP 74 - Cuming In Daddy’s House (Your Dad Will Do) ft. Tayreads Sep 27, 2023

Welcome to some daddy, daughter, son fun. Today we’re covering Your Dad Will Do by the queen herself, Katee Robert.

We go on an absolute wild journey through Pirates of the Caribbean fanfiction (ft. captain cock), eating coochie like it’s smiley fritz, coochie/girl math and then we end on Noo Noo from the Teletubbies in a slutty black dress.

If you don’t like daddy kinks, this episode isn’t for you.

Thoughts & prayers.

EP 73 - Theo Silvas Dirty Sluts (Reckless) FT Tayreads Sep 13, 2023

Strap into your chaps and unleash the dirty little slut. Let’s go! This week we are wrapping up book 4 of the Chestnut Springs series with Reckless by Elsie Silver.

We have a special appearance by not only Tayreads as a guest host but also Rob Kardashian and Geoff the purple wiggle (in spirit). There is also a variety of muzzing, line dancing and the Macarena while we all collectively get pregnant from Theo Silvia’s dirty mouth.

There is also some sad news with a podcast update at the end of this episode. Stay tuned for more info.

EP 72 - Choked Out By Jasper Cullen (Powerless) Sep 06, 2023

Get ready to throw your engagement rings out the window and crawl towards your favourite podcast covering yet another Chestnut Springs novel - Powerless by Elsie Silver. There’s a lot to see tonight, we’ve got your favourite friends to lovers sweetness, Jasper Cullen filling up roast turkeys and doing the renegade to your friends family trauma. Our FMC turns into an ikea flat pack and we forget how to function like normal humans because of our sweet broken man’s filthy mouth. As always, you’re welcome x

EP 71 - Grumpy Cowboys & Screaming Semen (Heartless) Aug 30, 2023

Welcome one & all to an encounter with three women going absolutely feral over one grumpy, fictional cowboy. Today we’re covering Heartless by our lord and saviour Elsie Silver.

There may be mentions of semen slip & slides, pushing kids in pools & pizza sandwiches. Not only that but we’re making Ellie extremely uncomfortable by reading all of the extremely filthy things that our MMC says, out loud, in your ears. You’re welcome.

Hold onto your cowboy hats and chaps, you’re not ready for our filthy mouthed Daddy Cade.

EP 70 - C*nt Struck Cowboy (Flawless) Aug 23, 2023

Howdy partners. In a twist that we didn’t really see coming, we are (as a collective) now buckle bunny’s and we are taking you all with us.

That’s right. Slap my ass in some chaps and call me M’AM because this week we start the sensational Chestnut springs series with Flawless by Elsie Silver.

We learn about Briony’s cowboy related trauma, the perks of whipped cream and you get bonus content in the form of explicit dirty talk from not only the MMC but your cohosts as we jump on the back of a bull and ride it all the way home to where we are brawling over who gets what brother. Are you surprised? We would hope not at this stage.

Music Reference:

- Playlist is in the book you sexy beasts.

Fan Art:

- NIL which makes us sad.

EP 69 - Call Me Shadow Daddy (Fourth Wing) Aug 16, 2023

Get yourself a sick tan and some new adidas sneakers and let’s go to the Navarro cheer squad finals because this week your co-hosts are gasping in fantasy. It’s time for Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros.

We have got references to big black dragons, Joe from princess diaries, weaponised ejaculate coming from the bottom and Captain Jack Sparrow.

We also meet new member of the super-hot-fictional-men-that-we-would-let-break-our-backs club.

NEW EPISODES WEEKLY.

Music Reference:

Devil I Know by Suki Waterhouse
The Great War by Taylor Swift

Fan Art:

Castleintheskky
Aokiart_
Llibiarts
hachandraws
Ajn_art
Blueillusionart
rosiethorns88
Emilia.mildner
cludi_a_
Hmmr.art
drsoaresrex

EP 68 - Astrid Parker Does Pantry Porn (Astrid Parker Doesn't Fail) Aug 09, 2023

HELLO AND GOOD EVENING TO ALL THE GIRLS, GAYS AND THEYS.

We are back from our mid year break and this weeks episode is on another LGBTQ rom com. AKA Astrid Parker Doesn’t Fail by Ashley Herring Blake.

We can’t wait for you to join us as we eat pray love our way from cancer and into a platonic sister love puddle. Among other things, this episode will feature obscure references to Bob the builder, the fashion icon that is Dangerfield, Jasper Cullen and Platonic sister love puddles.

Slay.

Music Reference:

Sparks Fly by Taylor Swift (Taylors Version) (obvs)

Fan Art:

Beccapodos
Nkwiinter
lenikauffman

NON-EPISODE EPISODE: Mid Year Catch Up Aug 03, 2023

NON-EPISODE EPISODE: Mid Year Catch Up

Hello to all the girls, gays and they. We are rested, recuperated and ready to get up in your ear holes once more. That's right your favourite bookish sluts are back from mid year break.

In this weeks mini episode we are catching up on what we have been reading and what you can expect from us over the next six months.

EP 67 - Royal Gay Gasp (Red White and Royal Blue) Jun 21, 2023

This week we are wrapping up pride month with the MM romance classic that is Red White and Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston. We have so many references to the English monarchy and American political system that you might mistake us for being civilised adults. But then Ellie gets unusual emotional and once again brings up the the Vanderpump Rules Reunion and you remember that we are fucking odd to say the least. ANYWAYS we are taking a couple of weeks off after this weeks episode but will be back soon with more nonsense. Music Reference: - Secret Love Song by Little Mix Fan Art: - C_leadraw - Kidovna - Chioink - Stardisnight - Vkelleyart

EP 66 - Ellie’s Vision Quest (The Demons Bargain) Jun 14, 2023

We’re calling to our fellow Winchester girls, gays and theys, its time to delve into The Demons Bargain by Katee Robert.

Buckle in, because Georgia’s giving you sex-Ed on how to prep for demon penetration, Briony is explaining how our FMC sucks demon d**k like it’s fettuccini & Ellie is left feeling extremely uncomfortable with this monster romance, mainly for the fact that this demon has horns for eyes and clawed feet.

Never fear though, because who can say no to a giant, shredded for Stereosonic, scary looking demon being weak when it comes to their vicious little witch and vowing death to all of her enemies??? AND LETTING US PEG THEM?!?! WE CAN’T!

New episode is live!

EP 65 - Delilah Green & The Sweat Gremlins (Delilah Green Doesn’t Care) Jun 07, 2023

Welcome one & all to the Gia & Briony drool over fictional women show!

What better way to kick off Pride month than to read a cute & hilariously funny, gay romcom like Delilah Green Doesn’t Care by Ashley Herring Blake?

Your hosts going into great detail about the science of the side boob, the sweat gremlin side effects of beautiful tattoo’d women & try to beat the record of gay gasps in one episode.

New episodes out weekly!

Music References:

• Be Your Man - G Flip

• Wonderland - Taylor Swift

Fanart:

• Peaches.obviously

• Laurennicoleart

• nkwiinter

• Sherlocked_avocado

• beccapodos

EP 64 - Unexpected Penetration and X-Mas Angels (Books 4 & 5 in the Mindf*ck Series) May 31, 2023

Well it might not be December but this week we are getting surprisingly hole-y as we wrap up the final two books in the Mindfuck series. That’s right - its time for All the Lies and Paint It All Red by S.T.Abby.

Brace yourselves because this week we have obscure references to multiple childhood cartoons (aka Sonic the Hedgehog and Kim Possible) whilst also mentioning other moments of your childhood like Princess Diaries.

I’d say make it make sense but I CAN’T MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.

Anyways, new episodes out weekly.

Music References:

Down with the Sickness by Disturbed
Little Girl Gone by Chinchilla
Nameless by Stevie Howie

Fan Art:

calorethorn_arts
Ludwig.is.tired
Yasartpage
Kloartz

EP 63 - Feminist Batman & The Marinated Dick (Books 2 & 3 in the Mindf*ck Series) May 24, 2023

This week are not responsible for anything as we dive into these two stressful books, Sidetracked and Scarlet Angel by S.T.Abby aka books 2 and 3 in the series.

Not only do we discuss a feminist batman ruining men physically, emotionally and financially, but we also watch Briony get reflux a she is so unsettled by the comparison in foreskin and chicken skin.

There is also Dobby the house elf, Snoop Dogg and a bunch of cunt. What’s new.

As per usual please remember to check your trigger warnings for all of the books we cover. Although this series does not have triggers in the book itself, we highly recommend that you do your own research.

Music Reference:

Aimed to Kill by Jade leMac
Vigilante Shit by Taylor Swift

EP 62 - Frisky & Risky (The Risk - Mind F*ck Series Book 1) May 17, 2023

Over the next few weeks your favourite podcast, A Book & A Bev, is getting down & dirty with the popular BookTok series, The Mindf*ck series by S.T Abby. This week we’re covering book one, The Risk. This book is where we start uncovering the truth behind our FMC Lana, seek justice for Denise, get oddly turned on by our girl destroying men & Ellie provides you with female serial killer fun facts because we support women’s rights & women’s wrongs. Get ready for this absolute whirlwind of a series, we suggest you all Google your trigger warnings for this one, it’s messy. New episodes every week 🖤

EP 61 - Fang Banging the Vampire King (TAATSCK) May 10, 2023

Strap in for the vampire joy ride of your life as this week we wrap up the Nightborn Duet with The Ashes and the Star Cursed King by Carissa Broadbent.

We are in a state of distress and we can’t tell if that’s because of vampire shrek guarding his swamp that may or may not have made its way into a glass full of Raihn’s ball sweat or, among other things, Zombie Prince Phillip, Evil Elena Gilbert, or bean sprout bat wings. You decide.

New episodes out weekly!

Music Reference:

From the Grave by James Arthur

Fan art:

Alicemariapower
Awesicle
Hachandraws
Alicia.mb.art
Bookishaveril
_katecherr_
Palinlineart

EP 60 - the WAP Hypothesis (The Love Hypothesis) May 03, 2023

Well buckle up your lab coats because this week two thirds of the podcast cover the Star Wars fan fiction turned fluffy rom com that is the Love Hypothesis. And Ellie sits alone in the corner with her tits out to assist anyone with a flat tire. Don’t ask questions because we don’t have answers.

Join us as we compete in ready steady cook with Edward Cullen and that ranga called Jeremy.

New episodes weekly on all podcasts platforms and YouTube. Be sure to check out bonus content on Instagram and TikTok.

Music Reference:

Love Hypothesis playlists on Spotify.

Fan Art:

Lilithsaur on Tumblr aka NSFW Reylo fan art. You are welcome: https://lilithsaur.tumblr.com/

EP 59 - The Squirting Serpent (TSATWON) Apr 26, 2023

Welcome back to another episode where we go down under and dirty with this fang banger, The Serpent and the Wings of Night by Carissa Broadbent.

Your hosts are dodging our FMC’s squirting in chaps, Briony is confused on if we want to fuck our fictional dad, Ellie is making her children compete for her affection in the hunger games and Georgia is just minding her own business while we find out what happened to Bambi’s mom.

New episodes weekly on all podcasts platforms and YouTube. Be sure to check out bonus content on Instagram and TikTok.

Music Reference:

Treacherous by Taylor Swift

Fan Art:

- Castleintheskky

- Storywrappers

- Cir.arts

- Mageonduty

- Lauri.arts

- Annahenriart

- Romantasyart

- Listening_stars_

EP 58 - Birthday Cum Loofa (Birthday Girl) Apr 19, 2023

Sorry.. did you say you wanted age gap romance? An older man who’s financially stable? And…. A cum loofa? Well then look no further, this week A Book and A Bev are covering Penelope Douglas’, Birthday Girl.

There’s slip, slop, slapping, wet humping, Better Homes & Gardens, wet melons and vagina splinters.

We all end up confused by the general Brady Bunch vibe at the end of the book but hey, who can say no to a financially stable and emotionally available older man?

New episodes weekly!

Music reference:

Penelope Douglas’ Book Playlist

EP 57 - Veggie Tales (Verity) Apr 12, 2023

Welcome everyone, to a podcast you may or may not be offended by.

This week your hosts are talking about demon children, different types of tacos and biting headboards while we cover Verity by Colleen Hoover.

Were we distressed? Were we confused? Were we questioning the thought process of every single character in this book? The answers are all yes.

We’re looking into antics with coat hangers, salt licking evil children, bop-it sex & being skewered like a kabab… how did we get here? Stay tuned to find out!

Music Reference:

Mastermind by Taylor Swift

NON-EPISODE EPISODE - Q&A and Bloopers Episode - ft. juicy banana Apr 05, 2023

Your hosts Georgia, Briony and Ellie are back this week with a Q&A episode answering all your burnings questions. We have gone through the archives and pulled together some of our best (questionable) work for your enjoyment. If you thought our normal episodes were unhinged... Find us on Tik Tok, Instagram and YouTube @abookandabev

EP 56 - The Horny Cinderella (The Dare) Mar 29, 2023

Welcome to our first Dark Romance novella! That’s right, we’re discussing the ins and outs of squirting, knife play, penis piercings while we cover The Dare by Harley Laroux! Your hosts get up close and personal with spread labias, consuming semen and getting flemmy, your hooha being used as a wax melt, being filled like a gas tank, coughing up ‘children’ and somehow still manage to mention Jesus in Mary’s womb… questions are asked and answers are rarely given. Tune in Wednesday at 7pm (ACDT). Music reference: - Freak on a Leash by Korn Fanart: - @puhnatsson (our MMCs)

EP 55 - Blow-Job-Visor-Breaker (Icebreaker) Mar 22, 2023

Oh baby - this week we are ready to be exclusive with Icebreaker by Hannah Grace.

We’ve got Ellie awkwardly reading you hardcore smut, a weirdly timed reference to Georgia’s Yr 12 Drama class and Briony is trying to give you your 13th reason with non-stop references to the PyeongChang 2018 Olympic Winter Games. You’re welcome.

Of course it wouldn’t be an episode of A Book and A Bev without your cohosts trying to become sister wives for Henry Cavill but we are sure you expected nothing less.

Music Reference:

Cruel Summer by Taylor Swift

Fan Art:

Miss.sketched
Read_and_repeat

And of course (peep the Tessa Virtue and Scott Muir routine or we can’t be friends)

https://youtu.be/wOEKdWrtz6U

EP 54 - Arkemical Romance (Godsgrave) Mar 15, 2023

We are bleeding love all over the floor Leona Lewis style, raw dogging our brothers in Christ and going into our most emo of emo phases with some Arkemical romance. Join the girls as they discuss book two in Jay Kristoff's Nevernight series, Godsgrave. Music Reference: - HOLY FVCK album by Demi Lovato Fan Art: @Polarts_ @Gonzalom.art @Morgana0anagrom @Damien.in.the.den for @atouchofmagicdesigns @Adamar.art @Nanfe1789 Find us on TikTok, Instagram and Youtube @abookandabev

EP 53 - The Bare Butt Queen (The Traitor Queen) Mar 08, 2023

Suns out, bare bums are out.

It’s time for book two in the Bridge Kingdom series by Danielle Jensen aka the Traitor Queen. Sick.

Join your cohosts Briony, Ellie and Georgia as the err to the side of anal, take a ride on Jack Black the camel, encounter a bare baboon butt in the wild and discover our FMC’s love for screaming during coitus. Noice.

Also shout out to Koala’s with STD’s.

Music reference:

Haunted by Taylor Swift

Fan art:

Nataliebernardart
Dominiquewesson
Salteas

EP 52 - Fuck-Struck Barbarians (Ice Planet of the Barbarians) Mar 01, 2023

Your favourite book gals are back taking on the literary classic that is Ice Planet Barbarians by Ruby Dixon.

There’s discussion of world leaders, lizard people, double pronged appendages and an instructional “how not to guide” for those needing guidance with the female anatomy.

Listen along with the girls as they fall in love with the giant, blue, ribbed alien and the fluffiest of romance tails…

If you want a music reference just listen to the Avatar soundtrack.

Fan Art:

Celinelavenart
Doodlingdoe
Elizianna.the.one

EP 51 - Kingdom of the Yin Yang Twins (Kingdom of the Feared) Feb 22, 2023

Welcome to one of our most diabolical episodes yet. We are finishing up the series with Kingdom of the Feared by Kerri Maniscalco. Are we happy about it? No. Did we still do the episode? Yes. You are welcome.

There are versions of floorboards, high school musical, a questionable amount of tight penetration and a girl in who 20’s having the misplaced confidence of a middle aged white man.

If that doesn’t make any sense well just wait until you read the book. As they say, as above so below.

Musical Reference:

High School Musical (again don’t ask)

Fan Art:

Jemlin_C
The.sketching.hour
Alexandraczerw_art
Georgia’s hand drawn sketch

EP 50 - It Starts With the Dribbling Ta Ta’s (It Starts With Us) Feb 15, 2023

Welcome back!!!

We’re so grateful to all of our listeners and to say our thanks, we’re back with a NEW SEASON OF A BOOK AND A BEV!! And what a better way to start off than with the heart breaker herself, Colleen Hoover.

That’s right, very fittingly, we’re covering It Starts With Us. We’re treating Ellie like the dirty street rat she is by forcing all the feelings down her throat. We discussing Lily & Atlas finally getting their time, squirting out children, then drowning them in breastmilk & Henry Cavill being shirtless… again.

There’s also an unfortunate mention of a book that discusses having coitus with someone’s eye socket and a metal rod being used to do inappropriate things. You’re welcome!

Ellie’s music References:

- Hell or High Water by Billy Raffoul

- She Used to be Mine by Sarah Bareilles

EP 49 - Kingdom of Footsies with a Demon King (Kingdom of Ash Part 4) Jan 04, 2023

HAPPY 2023 BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE! We’re kickstarting our year with the FINALE of Kingdom of Ash. No one said this final episode would be pretty, we’re dealing with the sun baby from Telletubbies, maeves burn book & step up 12, the final dance battle. We’re taking a short break after being broken by the Throne of Glass series. We’ll be back at the beginning of Feb for more of your FAVOURITE content 🤍 Music References: - Time by Hans Zimmer - Running up that hill (violin version) by Joel Sunny - Heroes by Zayden Wolf - Queendom by Aurora - Daylight by Taylor Swift Fan art: - Mellendraws - mbohnet_art - Madschofield - starsscrapers - Kayrakhan - Mistilteinn.art - Hachandraws - Morgana0anagrom - Simsamy - Snowarox - theclever.crow - Celestial.kingdomsart - Inkfaeart - Dominiquewesson - Alicemariapowere

**EP 48 - Kingdom of Giant Wack-a-dick (Kingdom Of Ash Part 3)** Dec 28, 2022
Welcome to our second to last episode of A Book and A Bev for 2022! We’re going out with a bang covering our third part in the KOA marathon.

This week we cover a variety of traumatic aspects of KOA, from tiny wyvern whores, shitting in catapults, Lorcan tap dancing morse-code on Elides vag, giant men with wackamole penises and to top of it, a special mention to our old pal Aston Kutcher. Everyone gets lots of snaps this week **everyone snaps**

Next week is our last episode for the year! We’ll be back at the end of January 2023

Music Reference:

The Story of Us - T Swizzle

Fan Art:

- Starscrapers

- Paintfaery

- Dominiquewesson

- Mellendraws

- Dianadworak

- Nabooksart

- Tloczuss

- Isabellamhsmith

- Emilia.mildner

EP 47 - Kingdom of the Tiny Snow Whore (Kingdom Of Ash Part 2) Dec 21, 2022

Well we really wish we could tell you that we pulled it together for this episode but in unsurprising news...we did not.

Its part two of Kingdom of Ash by Sarah J Maas.

We have references to Queen Elsa aka King Dorian, a shout out to the only female prime minister in Australian history, Aelin living her best life on a flamingo floatie and an honourable mention to the tent that is Yrene's flaps. We know. None of that makes sense. Anyways tune in next week for part 3.

MUSIC REFERENCE:

Cults + Offering - Gilded Lily

FAN ART:

Theclever.crow

Ilik_art

Mellenddraws

Bloodydamnit

EP 46 - Kingdom of Wiping Your Ass (Kingdom Of Ash Part 1) Dec 14, 2022

No one is emotionally prepared for this weeks trauma bomb. You’ve been warned.

We would like to say that this episode is one of our more serious ones, given the circumstances, but that would be a lie.

We bring you trauma, pain, elderly men with dry skin, Rowan’s inability to function at a bare minimum & Elide wiping his ass with Lorcans shirt.

We don’t know how we got here - how we’ll continue on - but you’re already too far in to back out now.

New episodes out every Wednesday!

Song References:

- Paper Crown by Alec Benjamin

- Rescue by Lauren Daigle

Fan Art:

- Snowarox

- its wibell_art

- Lexaarts_

- Morgana0anagrom

- Emsdrawsthings

- Nyqxxs

- Mistilteinn.art

EP 45 - Tower of the Pogo Stick Dildo (Tower of Dawn Pt 3) Dec 07, 2022

Welcome back to another episode of your most depraved book podcast. This week we are wrapping up Tower of Dawn by Sarah J Maas.

From Chaol’s third leg (which doubles as a pogo stick), followed up by the unholy trinity of problematic men, and finishing off with a very unfortunate encounter with a duvet - we hope you will stick around.

Don’t forget to rate whenever you listen to us, and tune in every week on Wednesdays at 7pm 🤍

EP 44 - Tower of Yawn (lol jks) (Tower of Dawn Part 2) Nov 30, 2022

Strap in for a short, sharp and shiny episode as we cover part 2 of Tower of Dawn by Sarah J Maas.

It’s a surprisingly aggressive episode given we discuss a book about emotional and physical healing. Briony nearly gets into a brawl over Nesryn’s singing ability, Ellie is on a rampage to destroy everything related to stale lettuce and Georgia is actually encouraging petty theft by stealing peoples socks.

Anyways tune in next week for part 3 of Tower of Dawn.

New explicit episodes out weekly! 🖤

EP 43 - Baby Born at Dawn (Tower of Dawn Part 1) Nov 23, 2022

Tune in for this weeks episode of A Book and A Bev where we take a magic carpet ride to Antica as we cover part 1 of Tower of Dawn by Sarah J Maas.

Your co-hosts butcher ever name in sight while also horrifically ruining our association with a childhood toy.

We also meet some more fictional men that blow our socks off (shout out to Sartaq) while stale lettuce controls to roll out of our good books.

New episodes out weekly! 🖤

EP 42 - Empire of Rowaelin’s Only Fans (Empire of Storms Part 3) Nov 16, 2022

Your favourite podcast is back this week covering the final part of Empire of Storms by Sarah J Maas.

Turning into Kylie Jenner this week, we’re experiencing things. We experience Elides giant baps hiding secret locks, the possibility of a Rowaelin Only Fans, milking cows and waxing dick shafts. Just to top it off, we experience the trauma of this one sentence -

“WHERE IS MY WIFE?”

Your girls are left asking one question.. WHY SARAH?!

New episodes weekly!

Music reference:

Midnight Rain - T Swift

Wildest Dreams - T Swift

Cardigan - T Swift

Fan art:

Rachelhanke27
Nikki_art.books
Cebanart
Castleinthesky
Dianadworak
Diana.dresmart
Charliebowater
Madscofield
Mellendraws
Giannyfili
Sallteas
Dominquewesson

EP 41 - Empire of Magical Farts (Empire of Storms Part 2) Nov 09, 2022

Welcome back to another episode of your favourite podcast as we dive into one of our favourite books. It’s part two of Empire of Storms.

We join the rare and fascinating Aelin and her a scooby gang of exceptionally attractive companions as they go full Pirates of the Caribbean in Skulls Bay.

There’s Taylor Swift, a huge shout out to Elides huge Baps, Camp Rock. We also FINALLY encounter Rowan’s velvet wrapped steal as they go head to head with Greenpeace and designate the ecosystem of Skulls Bay.

Part 3 out next week!

EP 40 - Empire of Elides Baps (Empire of Storms Part 1) Nov 02, 2022

This episode goes out to the girls, gays and they’s. Your cohosts add EVEN MORE fictional characters to their thirst list as we cover Empire of Storms by Sarah J Maas.

From Dorian wearing some havianas to Ilken scene girls, this episode is bound to take an unexpected trip to Skulls Bay with the Aelin and the gang. Honestly expect the unexpected but you knew that already.

New episodes out weekly!

EP 39 - Queen of the Magic Muff (Queen of Shadows pt 2) Oct 27, 2022

We are back to live laugh love our way through for part 2 of Queen of Shadows by Sarah J Maas.

Strap on your bonnets and brace yourselves, your hosts are slightly more sober than normal and yet we are still fully committing to graphic and public displays of extra curricular activities with fictional men. What’s new.

We discuss Dorians demon d*ck Richard, demon Steven and his 8 prongs, magical muff monsters and an alarming amount of motivational quotes.

New episodes weekly.

Music reference:

Monsters by Ruelle

Fan art:

* Alicemariapower

* Mftfernandez

* Niru.skyart

* Emsdrawsthings

* Dominquewesson

EP 38 - Queen of Ginger Pubes (Queen of Shadows Pt 1) Oct 19, 2022

Welcome back to the land of Throne of Glass! We’re 5 books in now - how are we feeling? (*loud sobs*). Good, that’s right where we want you - right in time for our MUSICAL EPISODE, Queen of Shadows part 1!

That’s right, Our main G is back for vengeance, this time it’s partially without our hot fae male which we’re all extremely distressed about. There’s no need to fret though because we’ve got enough musical references to make you want to rip your ears off and we’ve also got mentions of….. ginger pubes???

We’d say expect the unexpected but at this rate… are you surprised?

We’re live on all podcast networks 🤍

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NON-EPISODE EPISODE - Bloopers 2 Oct 12, 2022

Cowboy dildo’s, Gay Cows and Lightening Vagine (Bloopers 2)

We’re apologising in advance for missing your usual episode this week. But never fear, we have a bloopers episode for you!

These bloopers are full of us being drunk, messy and talking a whole lot of shit. Buckle in for gay cows, the vampire diaries, dad dogs & weird mentions of asparagus…. Do you expect anything less at this point??

We’ll be back with Queen of Shadows next week!

EP 37 - The Assassin & the Tiny Whore (Assassins Blade) Oct 05, 2022

We jump straight back to Erilea with this weeks episode covering The Assassins Blade by Sarah J Maas.

From the the unusual description of chickens, to the references to sh*ting seamen and coping with trauma by using interpretive dance - we hope you enjoy this dive into the back story of Celaena.

We also finally find out the full details of everything Sam Cortland and decide that we are not afraid to be traumatised by SJM again.

Ellies T Swift Reference:

Fearless (we’re sorry in advance)

Fan Art:

@cre.art.live

@snowarox

@madschfield

@paintfaery

@cebanart

@gonzalom.art

@aliciamariepower

@mellendraws

EP 36 - The Kachow King (The Never King) Sep 28, 2022

EPISODE 36

Your hosts Briony, Georgia and Ellie are back with break from our Throne of Glass coverage with a smut buster and a special guest, Tayla @taysreads!

The girls embark on a dirty retelling of Peter Pan - The Never King by Nikki St. Crowe. Yes you did read that right. Peter Pan. With his Lost Boys in search of some lost pussay.

There’s uncomfortable brotherly bonding, surprising references to our late monarch as well as Briony’s uncanny likeness to another childhood character, Lightning McQueen.

There are no fan art references this week - for obvious reasons you sickos.

If you want more Book & A Bev chaos find us on TikTok and instagram @abookandabevpodcast

EP 35 - Heir of the Headless Hoe (Heir of Fire pt 2) Sep 21, 2022

Heads will indeed roll this week (get it??). Your girls are back with another episode of thirsting over fae men, ignoring all the red flags and enthusiastically participating in some witchy war games. Pull your socks up and jump on in - we’re back with part two of Heir of Fire.

Briony continues her plight for the gay romance we all want and need between Dorian and Chaol, we somehow get a high school musical reference and in the meantime we discuss Celeana’s transformation into Aelin and all the glory of her trauma journey.

Ellie’s music references:

- You Should See Me in a Crown, Billie Eilish

- If You Want Love, NF

- A Little Wicked, Valerie Broussard

Fan Art:

@snowarox

@inkfaeart

@madschofield

@court_of_darlings

@Clarywhy

@Morgana0anagrom

@gabriella.bujdoso

@Morgana0anagrom

@Elthericarts

New episodes every Wednesday at 7:00pm AEST.

Find us on instagram and tiktok @abookandabev

EP 34 - Heir of Ass (Heir of Fire pt. 1) Sep 14, 2022

Episode 34 - Heir of Ass (Heir of Fire pt. 1)

3 women walk into a bar & see a broody fae male with white hair - the punch line is that we literally can’t go 5 minutes without verbally dry humping him.

Yes, you’ve guessed it. This week we’ve covering Sarah J Maas’, Heir of Fire. We’ve got sexy fae men, a hatred for stale lettuce, lots of ass jokes and the cutest Wyvern you’ve ever heard of. Buckle in, you don’t want to miss this one!

Our episode is live now!

EP 33 - Surprise Head at Midnight (Crown of Midnight Part 2) Sep 07, 2022

Welcome back. We ended part one absolutley off our rockers from the horrific death of one of our fav’s. In a much sober turn of events, we are covering part two of Crown of Midnight by Sarah J Maas.

From witchy winnebagos, creatures grabbing takeaway dinner and a quick frolick through the catacombs - we hope you stick around for more of our antics in this weeks episode as we follow Celaena through her grief.

Music Reference:

* Throne of Glass playlist by Leah Lach

Fan Art:

* Ajn_art

* Mftfernandez

* _alex_oxy_

* Myhopeart

* Inkfaeart

* Colouranomaly

* MELLENDRAWS

New episodes every Wednesday 7PM ACST.

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EP 32 - Crown of the Coochie (Crown of Midnight Pt 1) Aug 31, 2022

Welcome to absolute chaos - we recorded this weeks episode on a Saturday night so we’re sorry in advance, but we’re getting straight into part 1 of Crown of Midnight by Sarah J Maas. We’re following our girl Celaena through her new job title as the Kings Champion - we’re chatting about vabing again, lizard queens and rolling things up and putting them in your..… well… we’ll leave that for you to find out. Ellie is also sent spiralling from her love of the main squeeze Stale lettuce into the unknown of the future. We’re live on all podcast networks! Watch us on YouTube and follow us on all your socials! #bookstagram #booktok #book #bookreview #bookpodcast #abookandabev #abookandabevpodcast #aussiebooktoker #aussiebooktok #booklover #bookstagrammer #booknerd #bookrecommendation #bookrecommendations #bookrec #youngadultbooks #newadultbooks #smuttybooks #podcastaboutbooks #girlspodcast

EP 31 - Throne of Vabing (Throne of Glass Pt. 2) Aug 27, 2022

We’re back with part two of our Throne of Glass coverage!

If you’re coming back because you think we’re going to be less unhinged this episode…. We’re not.

Finger painting, egg whites, vabing???? And more thick ropes of ejaculate. Oh and I suppose there’s also the continuance of the main plot point too.

We’re live on all podcast networks! Watch us on YouTube and follow us on all your socials!

EP 30 - A Throne of Beating Off (Throne of Glass Pt. 1) Aug 24, 2022

Welcome to the beginning of our most chaotic episodes, it’s Throne of Glass time. Your cohosts are back for part 1 of the first book (chapters 1 - 24) in the TOG series by Sarah J Maas And yes we needed a part 1 and 2 for a 400 page book. Bite me. Prepare to watch Briony and Georgia keep incredibly chill while Ellie encounters some of our all time favourite characters for the first time. Listen on anywhere you get your podcasts. Watch on YouTube. Remember to follow us on Instagram and TikTok. New episodes every Wednesday 7PM AEST.

EP 29 - Smurfs vs. Henry Cavill’s Chin Dimple (The Hating Game) Aug 17, 2022

This week we’re back after our short break and we’re covering this heartfelt romcom by Sarah Thorne, The Hating Game.

We follow Lucy & Josh’s love/hate relationship throughout their jobs at Gamin & Bexley and question if the “games” played between the two are real, or if they are simply a fragment of Lucy’s bat-shit crazy brain.

Yes, there’s mentions of Smurf’s and there’s also mentions of…. Henry Cavill’s chin dimple…..? Look, what do you expect at this point?

Tune into any of your podcast listening networks! We’re live!

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EP 28 - The Song of Patrick Lewis (The Song of Achilles) Jul 20, 2022

Well we hope you’re ready to feel all the feelings while we unpack the beautiful tale of Achilles. Hosts Georgia, Briony and Ellie tried to maintain a semblance of respect and seriousness when discussing this literary goodness, but alas fell into the trap of dark humor and weirdly out place smut jokes. At this point, who is surprised?

If you like greek mythology, queer romance, tragedy, war and a man horse; this book is for you.

Ellie’s Music References:

Sign of the Times, Harry Styles

Fan Art:

@Jemlin_c

@Isamiaella

On twitter: @patatasassy

@Elenana.art

@Nerioki01

@reese_art

@rosiethorns88

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EP 27 - What Lies Beyond the Pussay (What Lies Beyond the Veil) Jul 13, 2022

EPISODE 27 - What Lies Beyond the Pussay (What Lies Beyond the Veil)

This week hosts Briony, Georgia and Ellie discuss Harper L. Woods’ “What Lies Beyond the Veil”, a supposedly spicy ACOTAR with giant fae peens, a man with suspiciously soft hands and orgys to commemorate a dead kid. What more could you want?

The girls have an interesting take on the love interest with his massive shlong and fish feeding tendencies, and discuss the journey of MC Estrella as she escapes the patriarchy with the help of her brother, bland bran.

Ellie’s Music References:

- I’m Like a Bird, Nelly Furtado

If you’re looking for more of our crazy antics be sure to follow us on Insta @abookandabevpodcast and Tik Tok @abookandabev

EP 26 - 2 Shlongs For The Night (Theirs for the Night) Jul 06, 2022

Happy hump day! We’re back with another one of Georgia’s smutty recommendations, this time it’s a 69 page book by our beloved Katee Robert, Theirs for the Night.

We follow our girl Meg as a broke college student who decides to let her hair down on her 23rd birthday. We follow her whirlwind of a night, which is being filled with unexpected but highly appreciated surprises (Specifically there are two unexpected surprises that will be filling her orifices).

Buckle in for a book about one night of steamy fun and some MMF action my friends.

Ellie’s T Swift moment:

• Miracles Happen (When You Believe) by Myra

EP 25 - Ellie likes clock (The Night Circus) Jun 30, 2022

On this week's episode, we are covering the fantastical tale which is Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern.

We follow Celia, Marco and an ensemble of extras, including an Edible Ethan and dickhead daddy ghost, as Marco and Celia compete in a magical competition. We fall head over heels in love with their love story so prepare for an unusual episode.

We also issue an apology to the author as you have written a beautiful book but we are perverted. Soz broz.

Ellie's Music References:

- So It Goes - Taylor Swift

Fan Art:

- Anne Yvonne Gilbert

- Dominique Wesson

- Abigail_larson

- Morgana0anagrom

- Rosiethorns88

If you're looking for more of our crazy antics be sure to follow us on Insta @abookandabevpodcast and Tik Tok @abookandabev

EP 24 - The Power of Brunch, Fire Noodles & Blue Eyes (Song of the Marked) Jun 22, 2022

Hosts Georgia, Briony & Ellie are back with a much-needed fantasy palette cleanser this week!

Song of the Marked - book 1 of the Shadows & Crowns series by S.M Gaither was certainly a crowd-pleaser. Especially a certain blue-eyed character who the girls envisioned as Henry Cavill, need we say more.

With fire noodles, a pandemic-like sickness, speedy zobbies, and an unfortunate fire incident - this book was action-packed with lots to discuss!

Music reference:

Overkill by Colin Hay

Fan art:

Nataliebernardart
Alicemariapower
Adamar.art

EP 23 - Don’t F@%k Your Uncle (Credence) Jun 15, 2022

We’re sorry in advance - this week your hosts Ellie, Briony and Georgia cover the (almost) incest filled book by Penelope Douglas, Credence. We follow the life of Tiernan, a girl with an unfortunate name living an unfortunate life after her parents voluntarily yeeted themselves from the chat of life. Our MC Tezza then goes to live with her estranged step-uncle and cousins in their isolated mountain cabin where things get a little… unusual. We meet many characters through this book, Mazza, Terry, Uncle Charlie Hunnam and cousins Lleyton Hewitt and Creepy Thin Man (who likes to sniff hair). AGAIN, we apologise for how unhinged we are in this episode. Ellie’s T Swift moment: There’s no song for this book - just listen to the playlist provided by Penelope x

EP 22 - Atlantian Magic Stick (FBAA) Jun 08, 2022

On this week’s episode, we are covering one of the chonkiest books yet - From Blood and Ash by Jennifer L Armentrout.

We follow one of the many Poppy’s that we have discussed on the podcast as she leaves behind a life of purity culture and follows a handsome man with dimples into the smutty abyss with the help of Georgia’s diary - WE MEAN THE DIARY OF MS WILLA COLLINS.

There is also somehow zombie dobby? Unsure how we got here but what’s new with this podcast.

Also prepare for Briony to be red wine drunk for the first and possibly last time.

Ellie’s Music References:

Arsonists Lullaby by Hosier

Fan Art:

Dominique Wesson.
Mftfernandez
Arz28
Jemlin_c
Bxromance
Madschofield
Nataliebernardart
literaii_love
Jeleynai - casteel

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The Non-Episode, Episode (BTS content) Jun 01, 2022

Welcome back to another week of absolute shambles with the girls at A Book and A Bev.

Unfortunately, we don’t have the From Blood and Ash episode you were all expecting to be uploaded tonight due to some technical difficulties. Because of this, we have been delayed by a week!

To make sure you guys didn’t get a total no-show this week, we’ve put together some never before seen/our favourite bloopers from all of our episodes so far!

For a better viewing experience we suggest watching the YouTube version of this episode

Thank you for your support and understanding as always. We will be back Wednesday next week as scheduled for the From Blood and Ash episode!

EP 21 - Q&A / Fishbowl Additions May 25, 2022

We're 20 episodes in so what better time to go through more book recommendations to add to our fishbowl!

Hosts Briony, Georgia, Ellie and Claire add in their book recommendations for future episodes and answer listener questions. We find out what host vomited on another during when they first met, and discuss all the exciting things coming ... including butt candles?

Get excited for your book recommendations being added to the fishbowl and stay tuned to see what episodes we have in store for you next!

EP 20 - A Gaggle of Dicks (Sabotage) May 18, 2022

This week Ellie, Claire, Briony & Georgia cover Shantel Tessier’s book, Sabotage.

Oh no step bro indeed, this one isn’t for the faint hearted. We have a long list of trigger warnings (that we suggest you read) and a serious case of degradation kink. There’s mentions of inappropriate usage of wine bottles, pussy slapping and a lot of butt stuff. We’re also not sure how but there are mentions of gnocchi in this episode too, and not the nice kind of gnocchi.

We’re sorry in advance for the chaos that is this episode, deciding to do shots on a Saturday night while recording really set the tone for the entire episode to turn on its head. And it did.

Ellie’s T Swift moment:

There’s no song for this book - so just listen to the playlist provided by Shantel in the book x

EP 19 - Nuns & Bums (Sinner) May 11, 2022

Are you uncomfortable yet?? Well.. just hold on, because this week your hosts Briony, Ellie & Georgia are covering another smut buster. The second book in the Priest series, Sinner by Sierra Simone.

We follow Sean Bell (daddy Bell’s brother) and Zenobia, a soon-to-be Nun, and their relationship journey. Be prepared to feel uncomfortable, get whiplash between different plot points and remove all signs of Winnie the Pooh from your household, because this is a weird one.

OH, and there’s more household oil being used for very un-nun-like things……. You’ve been warned.

Ellie’s T Swift moment:

Ain’t Nun Wrong Wit It - Sprove (We do not recommend this song - it sucks)

EP 18 - All Your Foreskin (All Your Perfects) May 04, 2022

EPISODE 18

All Your Foreskin (All Your Perfects)

Another episode, another book providing us the emotional trauma we didn’t know we were missing. This week hosts Briony, Georgia and Ellie cover All Your Perfects by Colleen Hoover.

We take a ride through the relationship of Graham and Quinn and their struggles with infertility. While we definitely discuss some sensitive topics throughout, foreskin is also somehow referred to - which is not surprising if you’ve listened to any previous episodes; but you’ve been warned.

Music Reference:

- Little Do You Know - Alex & Sierra

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EP 17 - The Trauma of Young Love and Greasy Hair (A Thousand Boy Kisses) Apr 27, 2022

Hosts Georgia, Briony, and Ellie cover the heartbreaking book, A Thousand Boy Kisses by Tillie Cole as recommended by a listener!

We follow Poppy and Rune's story of young love and terminal cancer and discover that Georgia will do nearly anything for Brad Pitt and Ellie doesn't deal well with trauma. Like at all. Briony holds space to feel all the feelings despite the general sense of chaos in this episode.

Forewarning: parts of this book will make you cry, and parts of this episode will make you inappropriately laugh. We make no apologies!

Music references:

- I Love You; Billy Eilish

- Dare You to Move; Switchfoot

- Only Hope; Mandy Moore

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EP 16 - Death and Demon Cats (Nevernight) Apr 20, 2022

Assassins, demon cats & death? Say less. This week your hosts Briony, Ellie & Georgia get stuck into one of Briony’s all time favourites - Jay Kristoffs’, Nevernight.

This is a long and chaotic episode, and to be honest there’s more mention of incest and pink eye than initially anticipated but nonetheless we follow the life of Mia; a young assassin and her fear-drinking demon cat and their journey to becoming a Blade.

Ellie’s T-Swift moment:

* Daylight

* Renegade

Fan Art:

* @monolimeart

* @gonzalom.art

* @nanfe1789

* @morgana0anagrom

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EP 15 - Snakes, Smut and Schapelle Corby (Bridge Kingdom) Apr 13, 2022

This week the girls are covering Danielle L Jensen’s Bridge Kingdom. With sexy assassins, an island made entirely of snakes and an epic slow burn romance this episode well and truly has it all.

Hosts Briony, Georgia & Ellie fan girl over the epicness that is Lara while touching on the intricacies of jungle life, the hierarchy of hair colours and an interesting discussion of the world's most dangerous sea creature - the dolphin. But don’t worry, the plot is also discussed as well as Georgia’s favourite smut talk.

Music References:

War of Hearts by Ruelle

Fan Art:

@dominiquewesson

@thebeautifuldarknessart

@angelaanimates

@bxromance

@meliescribbles

@nataliebernardart

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EP 14 - Kingdom Of The Giant Hell Prince Dick (KOTC) Apr 06, 2022

Your hosts Briony, Ellie and Georgia are back this week with the second book in Kerri Maniscalo's Kingdom of the Wicked series, Kingdom of the Cursed!

We are officially balls deep in Hell, following Emilia and Wrath through their tension filled, slow burn romance. We've got foodie moments, amazing scenery and a whole lotta Prince of Hell DICK. Thank you Kerri. The question is.. will Briony fall head over heels in love with Wrath even more? Will Emilia drive Georgia to the brink of insanity? Will Ellie ever actually have ANY questions answered? Tune in to find out!

Check out the references from the episode below:

Ellie's T Swift moment:

* State of Grace

Fan Art:

* @windbyfire

* @rosiethorns88

* @Jemlin_c

* @Morgana0anagro

EP 13 - Kingdom of the Cornetto (KOTW) - Mar 30, 2022

EPISODE 13

Kingdom of the Cornetto

Your hosts Briony, Ellie & Georgia are getting hungry and horny this week while covering Kerri Maniscalo’s Kingdom of the Wicked.

We follow Emilia - a young witch who, in the heat of losing someone close to her, summons a Demon Prince of Hell… The charming, hot-headed and SEXY AS HELL Prince of Wrath. When a mysterious string of deaths occur, Emilia ends up needing the assistance of the Prince of Hell to answer a long list of questions that are arising.. Will we ever actually get ANY answers though? Tune in to find out.

Check out the references from the episode below:

Ellie’s T Swift moment:

* I Did Something Bad

Fan Art:

* @Morgana0anagrom

* @Gabriella.bujdoso

* @Monolimeart

* @Jemlin_c

* @Salteas

* @Bxromance

* @talia.nobel

EP 12 - Church with Daddy Bell (Priest) Mar 23, 2022

Episode 12

Church with Daddy Bell

Strap in your titties we’re in for a wild ride. Your hosts Briony, Ellie & Georgia participate in their own kind of Holy Blessings while reading Sierra Simone’s saucy book, Priest.

Father Tyler Bell (or Daddy Bell as we call him) faces off with temptation when he meets Poppy Danforth in his confessional booth. Will he be able to resist temptation and be the pure, holy priest he thought he was destined to be? We’re discussing Religious trauma & holy oil being used for unholy things.

To our families, please skip this episode & come back next week. This one’s not for the faint hearted. 😇

Ellie’s T-Swift moment:

* Don’t Blame Me

References:

* THE AUDIOBOOK 🤯

EP 11 - Q & A / Introduction of the Fishbowl Mar 16, 2022

EPISODE 11

Q & A / Introduction of the Fishbowl

The poddy is 10 episodes in and we’ve decided to change things up with a Q&A and future book recommendations.

This week Briony, Georgia & Ellie chat about their favourite books, characters who they resonate with (one of whom being daddy Az??) as well as books they want to cover on the pod. We put all our listeners' recommendations into a fishbowl and draw out future eps!

Stay tuned to find out what’s coming next!

If you have any books that aren’t mentioned in this ep, please DM us on instagram! @abookandabev

EP 10 - True Blue Bi Babes (The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo) Mar 09, 2022

In this week's episode the girls cover the Booktok famous, Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo. We journey through Evelyn's life discussing her (mostly trash) husbands; and of course the love of her life, Celia.

Hosts Briony, Georgia, Ellie and Claire get emotional with their discussion on the representation of bisexuality; but they also keep it light with renditions of a Jojo classic, and Summer Heights High reference.

Ellie's Taylor Swift Moment:

- Reputation Prologue letter

Fan Art:

- @arda.arts

- @sunshineart29

- @barb.arts

- @shirogussi

EP 9 - A Trove of Rough Sex (ACOSF) Mar 02, 2022

EPISODE 9

A Trove of Rough Sex

We’ve taken a sharp turn away from YA with this SJM number - there’s smut for daysss. Nesta & Cassian take centre stage in Silver Flames and we unpack whether Nesta can overcome her issues and become less of a surly arsehole to everyone she encounters.

Georgia, Briony, Ellie & Claire raise issues with the swapping/placement of bodily fluids, discuss our mutual love for all things daddy Cas and and Az and tell interesting theories about the future of the beloved ACTOR series.

Check out the references from the show below:

Ellie’s Taylor Swift moment:

This is me trying
So it goes

Fan Art:

@thedustyshop
@starscraoers
@elizianna.the.one
@artbyartemis
@jemlin_c
@velqris
@merwildandco
@lilithsaur

EP 8 - A Court of What the Fuck is this Book About? (ACOFAS) Feb 23, 2022

EPISODE 8

A Court of What the Fuck is this Book About?

AKA - Briony’s Hallmark Christmas movie, book edition. We rejoin our beloved ACOTAR series to delve into the strangely sedentary book where nothing really happens.

Your girls chat about fae intimacy and the smells it brings, Feyre’s Picasso tale and all things Christmas / Solstice / Hallmark / who knows.

Check out the references from the show down below:

Ellie’s T. Swift moment:

- Daylight

- Ready for It

- Cardigan

- Invisible String

Fan Art:

- @bloodydamnit

- @ivy_gwendolline

- @arospaintbrush

EP 7 - Ugly (almost incest) Love Feb 16, 2022

We’re back to have our collective hearts ripped out with another Colleen Hoover classic, Ugly Love. We take a JOURNEY through the lives of Tate and Miles all their trauma, smut and weirdly sexual consumption of orange juice.

Georgia, Briony, Ellie & Claire unpack the relationship, red flags (Briony’s green flags), the dynamics of step-sibling love affairs, teen pregnancy and unthinkable ✨trauma✨

Check out the references from the show down below:

Ellie’s T. Swift moment:

- Treacherous

Music reference:

- Ugly love - Griffin Peterson

EP 6 - I'm in (Misery) Feb 09, 2022

EPISODE 6

I'm in (Misery)

Your girls are back with a fan recommended book this week, Stephen King's classic; Misery. A far cry from Briony's fantasy realm, this book delves into the brutal torture of author, Paul Sheldon, at the hands of his number one fan, Annie Wilks.

There's amputations, rat blood, ride-on mowers to the face and a lot of uncomfy feelings. Listen along with hosts Briony, Georgia, Ellie and Claire while they work their way through this fever dream of a book.

Check out the references from the show down below:

Ellie's T. Swift moment:

- Look What You Made Me Do

Briony's segment - "men are trash who do not know women"

- Buzzfeed article: https://www.buzzfeed.com/amphtml/farrahpenn/heres-how-male-authors-described-women-in-books

EP 5 - It Ends Georgia (It Ends With Us) Feb 02, 2022

EPISODE 5

It Ends Georgia (It Ends With Us)

Strap in all bits and pieces for this week’s ep because we’re covering the soul destroying It Ends With Us by Colleen Hoover.

A story of love, courage and “naked truths”; hosts Georgia, Briony, Ellie and Claire hold group therapy while discussing Lily’s heartbreaking story. We hold the space for you to feel all the feelings while drowning our own in too much alcohol.

On a serious note - there is a trigger warning for this episode with themes of domestic violence, suicide and rape discussed throughout.

Check out the references from the show down below:

Ellie’s T. Swift moment:

- The Last Time

- All Too Well (Taylor’s version) - short film

EP 4 - The Invisible Life of Henry Cavill’s Thighs (Addie Larue) Jan 26, 2022

EPISODE FOUR

The Invisible Life of Henry Cavill’s Thighs

We’re back for episode 4 of a Book and a Bev, and we’re covering the Invisible Life of Addie Larue by VE Schwab.

Your hosts Georgia, Briony, Ellie and Claire recount the story of Adeline Larue, a girl desperate to escape her future of an unhappy marriage and unwanted children who makes a deal with a Dark God (aka Henry Cavill) but doesn’t read the t’s & c’s.

Check out the references from the show down below:

Ellie’s T. Swift moment:

- Right where you left me

- Ivy

Fan Art:

- Patricia Gutierrez

- Rosie - @rosiethorns88

- Lily - @lilith_saur

EP 3 - A Court of Tongue and Teeth (ACOWAR) Jan 19, 2022

EPISODE THREE

A Court of Tongue and Teeth

Episode three coming in hot! And by hot, we mean with a LOT of trauma. We’re covering A Court of Wings & Ruin; the third instalment in the ACOTAR series.

Your favourite hosts - Georgia, Briony, Ellie and Claire deep dive into book three head first, there’s betrayal, blood, death and a whole lot of mountain shaking, heat stroking, BDE type SMUT.

Check out the references from the show down below:

Ellie’s T. Swift moment: - You know you want it.

Fan Art:

- Tiara L’Hommedieu - @bloodydamnit

- Rositsa Popova - @Rosalynnarts

- Jess - @jessdraw.s

- Jemlin - @jemlin_c

Weekly episodes every Wednesday at 7.00pm AESTTBA

EP 2 - A Court of Big Dick Energy (ACOMAF) Jan 12, 2022

EPISODE TWO

A Court of Big Dick Energy

We’re back for our second episode, and we’re covering A Court of Mist and Fury; the second instalment in the ACOTAR series. Georgia, Briony, Ellie and Claire recount Feyre’s journey after saving the entire faerie kingdom, unpack the trauma she suffers and her progression into her iconic self we know and love.

It wouldn’t be a true reflection of ACOMAF if there wasn’t a touch of simping over our bat boys.

Check out the references from the show down below:

Ellie’s T. Swift moment: - Call it what you want

Fan Art:

- Charlie Bowater - @charliebowater

- C.J (Coco) Merwild - @merwildandco

- Salome Totladze - @morgana0anagrom

- Aros Paintbrush - @arospaintbrush

- Elithien - @elithienarts

- Alicia Mestre Bruce - @alicia.mb.art

Weekly episodes every Wednesday at 7.00pm AESTTBA

EP 1 : A Court of Death and Dick (ACOTAR) Jan 05, 2022

First ever ep and we’re giving you the run down on all things A Court of Thorns and Roses; a somewhat re-telling of Beauty and the Beast set in a fantasy land full of terrifying creatures and faerie peen.

Hosts Georgia, Briony, Ellie and Claire discuss the inner workings of the Spring Court, our girl boss Feyre and Tamlin the tool (or … tabby cat?)

Guard your loins, this is a long one, but trust us - it’s worth it!

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Weekly episodes every Wednesday at 7:00pmish AEST

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