Comedian Emma Willmann has created the FIRST PODCAST EVER.
This was in response to the COVID lockdowns. Fun interviews and other shenanigans.
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Comedian Emma Willmann has created the FIRST PODCAST EVER.
This was in response to the COVID lockdowns. Fun interviews and other shenanigans.
YOU ARE APPRECIATED Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/emmawillmannshow/support
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Do you believe that if you put shit out in the world, then it actually does happen? In this episode, Mr.D and I talk about coming out, growing up, and getting on the Ellen DeGeneres Show. Joe Dombrowski (aka Mr.D) took the world by storm in 2017 with a viral April Fools’ Day spelling test prank that landed him multiple appearances on the Ellen DeGeneres show. Since then, Joe has been traveling the world with his stand-up comedy tour titled “Indoor Recess,” which highlights his crazy life as an elementary school teacher. When he’s not getting creative on screens and stages, Joe spends his time in Seattle, Washington, where he still manages to substitute teach in title 1 elementary schools. You can follow Joe on social media where he goes by the handle @mrdtimes3, subscribe to his podcast “Study Hall with Mr.D.,” or catch him live at one of his shows! Mr.D has ADHD – he took pills for it for a long time. Growing up, Mr.D wasn’t good at school because he couldn’t read. His teachers would even put him in the closet. When Mr.D needed to read in school, he would do things to be the funny kid to take the attention off of reading. In seventh grade, Mr.D started his medication. If he wasn’t medicated, Mr.D doesn’t think he would have been able to learn. In high school, Mr.D began to dabble with taking medication and not taking medication. He was a good kid to everyone and always had the brains. In this Episode: [ 1:30 ] About Mr.D [ 8:35 ] Mr.D’s crazy childhood [ 19:30 ] Coming out at the age of fourteen [ 34:15 ] About being in a fraternity [ 38:30 ] Mr.D’s first bad date [ 52:20 ] Mr.D’s relationship and tinder awards [ 54:15 ] Getting on the Ellen DeGeneres Show Quotes: “I was always the brains and never the brawn.” “If I’m funny, you can’t hate me.” “Do you believe that if you put shit out in the world, then it actually does happen?” “This wasn’t an accident; I’m a comedian.” “I knew those weren’t my kids.” Links Mentioned: Mr.D’s Website: https://www.mrdtimes3.com/ Mr.D’s Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mrdtimes3/ Email me: emmasbunker@gmail.com Listen to Social Studies #FutureBoards: Learn How to Create a Vision Board to Get Exactly the Life You Want --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/emmawillmannshow/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/emmawillmannshow/support
Do you remember a time when you didn’t feel like this? This is the worst question Uncle Cait was asked during therapy. In this episode, we talk all about being raised by wolves, gender identity, and mental health. Caitlin Arlo Weierhauser won Helium Comedy Club’s “Portland’s Funniest Person” Competition in 2017 and was voted Favorite Comedian in the Willamette Week Readers Poll in 2017, and 2018. Caitlin got New Faces at Just For Laughs in Montreal, and came in top 3 at Big Sky Comedy Fest, has performed for Bridgetown Comedy Festival, Bumbershoot, Pickathon & All Jane Comedy Fest. Caitlin can recently be seen on Season 2 of The Benefits Of Gusbandry on Amazon Prime and in the Disney movie Timmy Failure. Uncle Cait and I open the show talking about those awkward stand-up Zoom jobs. Then, Uncle Cait explains what it was like being raised by wolves. In rural Oregon, you just meet people with wolves – apparently it’s a thing there. Growing up, they were never afraid of the wolves, and Uncle Cait was raised like one of the pack. The wolves would always try to lick in their mouth – wolves are weird and want to know what you taste like. Uncle Cait is nonbinary – it feels terrible to enforce their pronouns, but it felt worse that no one would respect it. Uncle Cait is at the point where they use proximity pronouns. Plus, they describe what it’s like to go on auditions as a nonbinary actor. It brings up bad memories from high school – like feeling out of place. At eighteen, Uncle Cait came out as bisexual than in their twenties did some freaky sex stuff. In this Episode: [ 0:30 ] My awkward experience in Portland [ 12:00 ] Say no to Zoom stand up [ 24:40 ] About being raised by wolves [ 19:10 ] How Uncle Cait views gender identity [ 24:50 ] Sexuality, coming out, and online dating stories [ 33:20 ] Subway is the best job for stoners [ 34:55 ] Mental health and therapy [ 39:50 ] We don’t feel good about comedy [ 47:25 ] Comedy in Vegas [ 49:00 ] Sex and dating with nerds [ 65:20 ] Why we love shit talk Quotes: “Subway is the best job for stoners.” “I love shit talk.” “It’s none of my business what other people think about me.” “I’ve been compared to James Cordon eight-hundred times.” Links Mentioned: Uncle Cait’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/UncleCait Uncle Cait’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unclecait --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/emmawillmannshow/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/emmawillmannshow/support
Did you know people still give handjobs? In this episode, Michael Blaustein and I talk about what makes a sock stiff, why someone says they're too busy for a relationship, and the fact that people still give handjobs?! Michael Blaustein is an internationally touring headlining comedian, accomplished actor, and award-winning writer. Michael co-hosts a top-rated podcast called "Stiff Socks" with Trevor Wallace, which is in the top #100 Comedy podcasts on iTunes and Spotify. He has performed at over 200 colleges worldwide and has been on the Comedy Central on Campus Tour, The College Humor Tour, and The Oddball Comedy Fest. Michael has performed at prestigious festivals such as JFL 42 and The New York Comedy Festival. Michael can be seen on Amazon Primes' original series, "Inside Jokes." In this episode, Michael and I open the show talking about why we don't miss comedy, but how we LOVE doing dishes. We talk about how we met at the worst comedy club ever - LoL Times Square Comedy Club. Then, Michael explains how people made fun of him because of his good looks. In fact, Michael would try and dress shabbier at comedy clubs in order to fit in. When he stepped on stage, people didn't think he was a comedian, and it didn't help that he wasn't hilarious at first. In this Episode: [ 0:30 ] About Michael Blaustein [ 7:50 ] We don’t miss standup comedy [ 11:50 ] Why we love doing dishes [ 13:00 ] About LoL Times Square Comedy Club [ 33:20 ] Being single in New York for eight years [ 51:50 ] We don’t know what pronouns are [ 54:15 ] What does it mean someone says that have too much going on for a relationship? [ 59:00 ] Why do guys like the thrill of the chase? [ 62:30 ] Why Michael loves a good handjob [ 69:00 ] About Michael’s threesomes [ 75:50 ] What are stiff socks? Quotes: “Wait for at least one date to have sex.” “My left-hand typing is unbelievable.” “You need focus to text someone while jerking off.” “It’s way funnier when someone breaks up with you.” “Spelling doesn’t make any sense.” Links Mentioned: Michael’s Website: https://www.blaucomedy.com/ Michael’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blaucomedy/ Michael’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/blaucomedy Listen to the Stiff Socks Podcast Email me: emmasbunker@gmail.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/emmawillmannshow/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/emmawillmannshow/support
Has quarantine made you more horny? In this episode, Zach Noe Towers and I talk about our quarantine habits, coffee enemas, and the questions that gay men shouldn't ask on a first date. Zach was recently selected to be a New Face at the prestigious Montreal Just For Laughs Festival 2018, and was one of Time Out Magazine's "2018 Comedians to Watch." Zach's recent short film "Killer Friends" (which he directed, wrote, and starred in) was screened at many film festivals both domestically and internationally and won the overall audience award at Dances With Films. We open the show talking about our quarantine exercise routines and eating habits. Zach has bottomed out on unhealthy living. Now, he runs every day, does an in-home workout, and a nightly jog. For the first two or three weeks, Zach felt like it was a vacation and ate whatever he wanted. Now, he eats soup, grills vegetables, and roasts things! It's incredible how easy, and fast some healthy recipes can be. Sugar is a slippery slope. With Zach, he is either on the healthy train or the self-destruction train. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/emmawillmannshow/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/emmawillmannshow/support
In this episode, we talk about why we love quarantine, and no, that doesn’t mean we want people to die. It’s so relieving not having to do things. During this quarantine, someone broke up with Corinne when they weren’t even dating. Corinne says that there shouldn’t be a regression in relationships – going backward is not a great sign; it’s just a slow, bleak way to break up with someone. Plus, Corinne followed his lead! He was the one that invited her to Denver to see him. However, Corinne says that her success made him uncomfortable – she appreciates that he was upfront with her. We talk about therapy – Corinne would never do therapy with a man. Her therapist needs to be a woman and someone who has spent a significant amount of time on the east coast. Corinne cannot take advice from someone who grew up in California – they are just not going to be intense enough. Plus, people in California are soft, tender people. If you want more action-oriented therapy, ask for it. Corinne’s therapist gives her homework every week – she either gets prescribed a book or some activity. Her therapist even taught her how to have fun! Later, we talk all about porn – Corinne doesn’t want anyone to be humiliated. She doesn’t like the idea of dominatrices or people licking her feet. Corinne even turned down someone who offered her $1,000 for her feces. She said absolutely not; then, she Googled if someone could get DNA from her poop (the answer is yes). Plus, Corinne turned down $5 to humiliate someone on Twitter. Corinne knows her worth! Stay tuned as Corinne reveals her first date, why we ignore our better judgment, and how to feed your dog cucumber. In this Episode: [ 0:20 ] Why Corinne is so good looking [ 3:10 ] About Corinne’s recent breakup [ 11:00 ] Women need to be careful with men’s penises [ 14:45 ] The benefits of having a house husband [ 20:10 ] Corinne has a hot therapist from the east coast [ 30:20 ] All about porn [ 37:00 ] Corinne’s first date [ 42:30 ] Why do we ignore our better judgments? [ 44:35 ] How to feed your dog cucumber Quotes: “The one thing straight women are taught is to be really careful with men’s penises.” “I’m a hardcore perfectionist.” “Everything about me is so east coast.” “I’m 34, so I’m obviously getting into witchcraft.” “My damage exists in my twenties.” Links Mentioned: Corinne’s Website: https://www.corinnefisher.com Corinne’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/philanthropygal Corinne’s Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/corinnefishercomedy Listen to Guys We Fucked --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/emmawillmannshow/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/emmawillmannshow/support
Would you ever wear boots on the first date? In this episode, Kerry Coddett and I talk about our high school and college lives. Plus, Kerry reveals her first date ever and her worst date ever. Kerry Coddett [Cah-dit] is a New York-based stand-up comedian, actress, and writer. Touted as “inimitable” by The Huffington Post and as “a rising star” by The Interrobang, she has also been featured in numerous publications, including Entertainment Weekly, Mic.com, Elite Daily, Splitsider, Elle.com, Buzzfeed, and Salon. Growing up, Kerry was never shy – she always wanted to be an actress and performer. In school, she was outstanding and even got to skip two grades. At first, Kerry got into the gifted school for nerds. However, she physically fought every single day in high school and ended up going to four different schools. Kerry fought for her respect – she didn’t want anyone to feel like they could get away with saying negative things about her. She only fought girls for the record, and doesn’t hit people as an adult. Adults handle shit differently, people will call the cops now – high school kids don’t call the police. Kerry speaks about briefly joining a gang - she wasn’t in super deep. Kerry just stopped getting off the subway at that stop and took her ass home. Some people have trouble getting out of a gang, but Kerry didn’t have any issues. She didn’t bang super hard; she only dabbled in gang life. When you get deeper into gang activity, it’s because of your neighborhood. The people in her gang weren’t in Kerry’s neighborhood, so it had nothing to do with her. At the time, Kerry couldn’t even tell you why she joined a gang. Most likely, it was because of her high school boyfriend. In college, Kerry had two boyfriends – those were the only two people she was having sex with. Kerry has never killed it and hasn’t had sex for ten months; she wrote that joke two years ago. Online dating isn’t right for Kerry; she doesn’t like texting, so she can’t get to know someone that way. She asked one guy to call her, and it just fell apart. Kerry thinks that people shouldn’t waste time with online messaging. Then, Kerry explains why she doesn’t want to date a comic. Stay tuned as Kerry speaks about her fashion career, her first date ever, and her worst date ever. In this Episode: [ 2:30 ] About Kerry Codett [ 8:20 ] About beating kids up in high school [ 26:10 ] How Kerry got out of her gang life [ 29:50 ] Kerry’s college experience as a responsible teen [ 36:45 ] Why Kerry hates online dating [ 40:50 ] About Kerry’s fashion career [ 45:00 ] Kerry’s first date ever and her worst date ever Quotes: “I did two and a half years of high school in two semesters.” “I have never killed it.” “I have never dated a comic.” “You don’t have to love everybody you’re with.” “I’m glad I wore boots on a first date.” Links Mentioned: Kerry’s Website: http://www.kerrycoddett.com/ Kerry’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/Overfab/ Kerry’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/Overfab Kerry’s Podcast: http://www.kerrycoddett.com/podcast Email me: emmasbunker@gmail.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/emmawillmannshow/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/emmawillmannshow/support
Do you remember your goal for 2020? In this episode, Jo Firestone and I talk about her 2020 goal to embrace ghosts, we get in touch with our feelings, and Jo explains her lack of relationship with quesadillas and pornography. Jo Firestone is a comedian whose work can be seen on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, Joe Pera Talks With You, High Maintenance, Shrill, The Chris Gethard Show, and more. She can be heard on Maximum Fun's Dr. Gameshow, a podcast she co-hosts with Manolo Moreno and Comedy Central's "Everyday Decisions," a podcast she hosts all alone. Her album, "The Hits," is available on Comedy Central Records, and if you like puns, check out "Punderdome: A Card Game for Pun Lovers." She is very willing to work with animals; please consider her for animal work. In this episode, Jo and I open the show talking about her comedy career, sonic drive-in, and her brother, who really does work in commercial real estate. Did you know that Jo is only five feet tall? She moves quickly so no one can ever tell how short she is. Jo doesn't have the basic talents; however, she found a way into show biz. What would you do if you didn't do stand up? Personally, I would do networking. Jo would set off indoor fireworks in between mediocre storytelling. Plus, she would change her name to Jo Fireworks. In middle school, Jo was prescribed antidepressants. In seventh grade, Jo wore a back brace and has never been more confident (even to this day)! In eighth grade, she got the back brace taken off, and it all went downhill from there. Jo describes her creative group of friends – they would wet their faces and dip them into sprinkles to become sprinkle people. She's lucky social media wasn't around in high school. Jo had two high school boyfriends – she has no idea where they are right now – even with social media. Instead of Instagram, Jo is playing Solitaire on her computer. Jo speaks about opening for a baby pig race and learning loads about apples. Frankly, it paid a lot better than her pizza job – it seemed like the way to go. At the time, Jo was dating a man who pierced his own ball sack. As you can tell, she was really living life on the edge. She asked to see it once, but other than that, they didn't do a lot of pants stuff. Then, we talk about being in touch with our feelings, specifically anger and sadness. Jo's mom is a school counselor – she thinks that anger is a combination of several emotions, whereas sadness is just one. Stay tuned as we talk about getting Zoom bombed, what happens when we die, and big pots of stuff. In this Episode: [ 8:30 ] About Jo Firestone [ 16:20 ] What would you do if you didn’t do stand up? [ 22:50 ] About Jo’s adolescent years [ 30:20 ] The transition to Solitaire [ 36:15 ] Everybody has OCD [ 41:15 ] Our very first dates [ 43:30 ] Being in touch with anger and sadness [ 46:45 ] About getting Zoom bombed [ 49:40 ] What happens when we die [ 53:50 ] About big pots of stuff Quotes: “I’m really grateful social media wasn’t around in high school.” “Are you ready for the baby pig race?” “Sometimes, you just have to be a bad boy.” “I have no relationship with quesadillas or pornography.” “My goal for 2020 is to embrace ghosts.” Links Mentioned: Jo’s Website: http://www.jofirestone.com Jo’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yoyofirestone/ Email me: emmasbunker@gmail.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/emmawillmannshow/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/emmawillmannshow/support
This episode she catches up with her friend and fellow comedian Remy Kassimir (Cas-suh-meer) who is currently hosting virtual comedy shows on Instagram Live and has her own sex-pert podcast called How Cum Podcast. This conversation is hilariously satisfying, as they delve in relationship squabbles and prep school kid shenanigans. Stick around to hear more, and laugh your ass off. Remy Relevant Links: Emmasbunker@gmail.com Emmacomedy.com https://www.instagram.com/remykassimir/?hl=en https://www.remykassimir.com/ https://www.howcumpodcast.com/about --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/emmawillmannshow/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/emmawillmannshow/support
What is a fuck boy? It's a guy that doesn't want to be in a relationship with YOU. In this episode, Lev Fer and I talk about penis sex stuff and why having sex with a lot of people is a good thing. Lev is a comedian and the host of Yung Daddy Podcast. Lev and I open the show embracing comedians who work hard. At age fourteen, Lev started his stand-up career. He felt like it was the protector in his life; it was the one thing that would make him feel okay and good. Lev says that any person doing a public thing is a little mentally ill. You are never going to be a good entertainer if you're not up your own ass all the time. However, there's a difference between being self-involved and being a narcissist. It takes a certain level of insanity to look at a group of people and think that they need to hear your thoughts. Our madness gets a little challenging in relationships. In this Episode: [ 4:30 ] Always put the bet on someone who hustles [ 6:00 ] About Lev’s comedy career [ 9:30 ] Are you a narcissist? [ 13:20 ] What it’s like to be a chubby kid [ 20:00 ] About Lev’s rapping career [ 25:00 ] Why anal sex is a lot of work [ 32:30 ] How having sex with a lot of people is a good thing [ 39:30 ] Is it true that men don’t like funny women? [ 54:45 ] The challenges of starting a podcast [ 61:20 ] Life is all about experiences and memories Quotes: “Embrace your insanity.” “I love a good asshole.” “Anal sex should never be a surprise.” “I’m too lazy to make the slightest change.” “There is nothing men want more than a woman who doesn’t seem interested.” Links Mentioned: Lev’s Website: http://www.levfer.com/ Yung Daddy Podcast: http://www.levfer.com/yungdaddy Lev’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/levfer/ Lev’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/levfersh --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/emmawillmannshow/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/emmawillmannshow/support
Today’s episode is an informative one. Emma sits down with her friend Shavon, a psycho therapist and social worker, to discuss porn genres, relationship boundaries with your therapist, misogyny and antiracism. Emma also continues to question if she is a narcissist and since Shavon is a therapist, she finds out that it’s not quite uncommon for a person to think so. Don’t shy away from this episode! Tune in, cackle and learn a thing or two. Segment Time Stamps/ Episode Highlights: v 00:22 Emma talks up Shavon. v 02:10 Emma gives some background about a chicken wing incident and a bully. v 03:50 Shavon joins the show. v 05:10 Shavon explains why therapist shouldn’t laugh during sessions with clients. v 09:30 Shavon talks about how people react when they find out she is a therapist. v 13:46 They laugh about people losing vegetables up their butts. v 17:03 They talk about kinks and how to bring it up to a partner. v 22:04 Emma ask about narcissism. v 24:26 Shavon explains the difference between sadness and depression. v 35:50 Emma shares a story about her past therapist who gets disbarred. v 40:00 They talk about projecting while watching porn. v 44:15 Emma returns to the butch and the chicken wing story. v 48:00 They ladies talk about antiracism. v 52:13 Shavon opens up about losing friends and learning from it. v 57:00 Shavon sides with Carol Baskin. v 1:03:00 The wrap up. Quotes: “Stop making jokes in therapy” ~Shavon “When Doritos are out, the office is closed!” ~Emma (Shavon distinguishes between being professional and being a friend) “A lot of times people just want validation. That what they are into, what they want done to them or to other people is okay” ~Shavon “There is a pot for every lid” ~ Shavon (in regard to porn) “Depression is the restaurant, while sadness is something you order on the menu” ~Emma “If you are in the position of privilege then you can never be fully trusted in your analysis of a situation” ~Emma Tell Emma: If you like your chicken wings with the bones, or boneless. Relevant Links: Emmasbunker@gmail.com Emmacomedy.com Shavon’s email s.gaddydalrymple@gmail.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/emmawillmannshow/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/emmawillmannshow/support