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**2 WOKE 2 F.**

“Fascism threatens humanity. We are the resistance. The time has come for each of us to finally STAND UP and be counted.”
– Anonymous
2 totally cool white guys who dare to fight the power. Listen as they GO FOR WOKE!

Latest Episodes:

PRESIDENT RAPIST Jul 01, 2019

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THE PRESIDENT IS A RAPIST

THE U.S. IS OPERATING CONCENTRATION CAMPS ON THE SO-CALLED SOUTHERN BORDER

GO WILD Jun 18, 2019

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GO WILD

CONTAINS HITS!

slumgullion May 11, 2019

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bring an object.

put it in the pot.

this shit is free.

never let anyone tell you socialism can't happen.

BIGBOY PROM Apr 27, 2019

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PROM

SPECIAL TIME

FOR YOU!

WELL, IT IS FOR GUYS LIKE US, TOO.

2W2F INFIDEL EASTER Apr 21, 2019

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INFIDEL EASTER

ILHAN OMAR - GREATEST LIVING AMERICAN

SONGS OF WOKENNESS Apr 17, 2019

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2 WOKE 2 FUK

AOC - CODES-WITCHING

COLLUSION - WORSE THAN WE EXPECTED

ANTIFA - THE ONLY PEOPLE YOU CAN TRUST

OMAR - HER LIFE IS IN DANGER

45 - DOES NOT EXIST

2 WOKE 2 F. 11 Apr 04, 2019

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2W2F - "You HAVE to be fired up."

We've got questions, and we're not taking "yes" or "no" for an answer, because TRUTH isn't binary! "Right and wrong," "true and false," "black and white," these are all FALSE binaries to which we will no longer adhere.

The upshot? Get used to it, white people, because the principle that works for people of color doesn't necessarily apply to you. In other words, YOU DON'T OWN TRUTH! Sorry, not sorry.

On this, we accept NO MIDDLE GROUND! You're either with us, or you're against us. We have to turn our backs on evil and focus on acts of kindness and generosity. If we want to push through the long, cold night of racism, able-ism, sexism, homophobia, homophobia-phobia, Islamophobia and the rest of TRUMP'S IGNORANT platform, we have to change our society, the whole structure, and those who have become wealthy off the backs of blacks, women, Latinos and gays are going to have to cough up the money, so we can all awake to a new morning, bright and free, kill white people.

2W2F 010 - THE BONE CHURCH Mar 18, 2019

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THIS EPISODE: We discuss Ilhan Omar, the way she pronounces "massacre" with the kind of go-grrrl menace that strikes fear into the hearts of dummass white men; The new MJ DOC, YO, WHY Y'ALL LYIN'? AND IF YA NOT, WHY Y'ALL JUDGIN'? IF Ya' R, WHY Y'ALL FRONTIN' LIKE you DIDN'T WANNA MARRY THE KING OF POP? WHY are WHITE PEOPLE sucking on the teat of MEXICAN BABIES while also building WESTERN CIVILIZATION OFF THE BACKS of MEXICAN BABIES; WHY is it wrong for people to explore their BODIES? and WHEN did this country become NAZI-F'ING-GERMANY? You'll never take my BIRTHDAY MONTH away from me, especially since I'VE BECOME A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN TRAVELER-ASS MF, CAN'T F. WIT' IT; AND WHAT would it have BEEN LIKE if HILLARY had actually GOTTEN TO BE PRESIDENT after she WON THE 2016 ELECTION??????

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"I will never be the man that this did not happen to." - Jussie Smollett Feb 20, 2019

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2 WOKE 2 F. 010

THE INCREDIBLE RACIST, HOMOPHOBIC ATTACK OF JUSSIE SMOLLETT HAS, PREDICTABLY, MORPHED INTO A MEGA-RACIST, DOUBLE-HOMOPHOBIC ATTACK ON ALL GAY MEN OF COLOR, ALL VICTIMS OF THE AUTHORITARIAN WHITE MALE POWER STRUCTURE, AND ANY GROUP OF STRONG, FEARLESS, UNSTOPPABLE PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN CONTINUOUSLY OPPRESSED AND HAD THEIR HOPES OF ATTAINING THE TRUE FREEDOM OF EQUALITY REPEATEDLY DASHED.

THESE TENS OF MILLIONS OF BLACK HOMOSEXUALS, ALREADY COUNTLESS TIMES VICTIMIZED, ARE THE ***REAL VICTIMS*** OF THE MEDIA'S KOWTOWING TO THE CHARADE ORCHESTRATED BY THE RACIST CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT IN THEIR ATTEMPT TO FRAME JUSSIE SMOLLETT FOR HIS ***OWN ATTACK*** AND NO ONE BUT JUSSIE SMOLLETT, WHO, SADLY, IS, NOW, ONCE AGAIN, ***TWICE VICTIMIZED, *** IS EVEN A VICTIM OF THIS SUDDENLY PERPETRATOR-LESS CRIME. WHAT CAN WE SAY? EXCEPT "THANKS A BILLION, D----- D----H.

#FREEJUSSIE #2W2F

2W2F 009 Feb 11, 2019

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THE NEW PLAN FOR BABIES

GET HIP TO THE SHIT BEFORE IT GETS HIP TO YOU