2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 83 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ethan Klein May 31, 2021

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This week, guest bear Ethan Klein of H3 Productions joins Tom Segura in the Cave! They discuss what Bert Kreischer and Mark Hamill must be up to on the set of the new "Machine" movie in Serbia. Ethan goes over his insane lawsuit with Triller, and discusses how unbelievable it is that they were in business with Jake Paul. Ethan reminds us that Paul has EXTREMELY serious accusations made against him by the respected journalists of the New York Times (this was recorded before Jake Paul left Triller for Showtime Boxing). Ethan also fills Tom in on all the insane YouTube shenanigans going on with James Charles, David Dobrik, and why everyone besides H3 is afraid to challenge Keemstar.

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Ep. 82 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Steve-O & Bert Kreischer May 24, 2021

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Steve-O joins Bert Kreischer as your guest bear this week! They discuss how their dads would bond, music they associate with different periods of their life, Bert's "Machine" story, the main characteristics of alcoholism, Steve-O's Jackass co-stars Bam Margera, Chris Pontius, Johnny Knoxville, and Ryan Dunn, and more! They also FaceTime Sean Evans to discuss guests on "Hot Ones."

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Ep. 81 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Brian Simpson May 17, 2021

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Brian Simpson joins Tom Segura as your guest bear this week! They discuss celebrities who would cause them to flip out including Beyoncé, Chris Rock, Michelle Obama, and Mike Tyson. Tom and Brian also discuss club etiquette and who and who is not supposed to be in the green room. They discuss how much they love revenge and what the difference is between a good friend and a great friend.

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Ep. 80 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Ryan Sickler & Bert Kreischer May 10, 2021

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Ryan Sickler joins Bert Kreischer in place of Tom Segura for this week's episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. Ryan and Bert discuss the weirdest things that have been said to them during sex, how Hasan Minhaj pronounces his name, and the least educated states. Ryan also shares several stories of fights he's been in at bars, horse races, and more!

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Ep. 79 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Josh Potter May 03, 2021

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Today on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Josh Potter fills in for Bert to talk about everything from new tour dates to living in Los Angeles. To start things off, Potter shotguns a Bud Light seltzer, discusses how his eye sight is getting worse, then tells the story of falling into a moat on his way to do a podcast. Then, Tom and Josh talk about talking to your kids about weed, hearing your parents have sex and chores they hate the most. Next, Potter explains that baseball saved his life during quarantine, the NHL is the worst sports league and how Bills fans have the most fun at football games. Lastly, Tom and Potter talk about the leftover belongings of Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein and how much Potter hates Los Angeles weather.

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Ep. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer Apr 26, 2021

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Today on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom and Bert start off by talking about the latest details in the Michael Rappaport and Kevin Durant altercation. Next, inspired by Nick Cannon's list of 5 rappers that can fight, Tom and Bert list the comedians they think they could beat up. Bert also says he may be up for fighting rapper, The Game but then remembers a time when he got beat up by a 13-year-old. Then, Tom teaches Bert about QAnon and thinks Bert would be a perfect ambassador for QAnon based on his belief of conspiracy theories. After that, Tom and Bert talk about bringing sex toys into your marriage, Bert's sleeping habits on tour and a shopping mall in Singapore where you can buy clothes during the day and d-touches at night.

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Ep. 77 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer Apr 19, 2021

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Today on 2 Bears 1 Cave, it's Tom's birthday!! And Bert surprises Tom with a special present to start off the show. Next, Bert talks about his "dad stories", taking a drug test and how he thinks he would enjoy a conservatorship. After that, Tom and Bert discuss their interest in starting a 2B1C winery and talk about their favorite types of wine. Then, Bert proclaims that people are bad at telling their own stories, admits he loves making brown and how much of a floss guy he is. After that, Tom and Bert discuss Lance Bass' upcoming gay bar, other popular gay clubs around Los Angeles and the idea of tennis players like Maria Sharapova and Anna Kournikova as strippers. Last, Bert proves his love of Enrique Iglesias before the boys talk about the latest on Chet Hanks and his White Boy Summer movement.

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Ep. 76 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer Apr 12, 2021

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Today, Bert tells about his future trip to rehab and is concerned with Tom replacing him with Jennifer Aniston. Then Bert does a complete 180 about the questionable content of his previous special "Comfortably Dumb," and if they aged well? Bert brings Tom a sponsorship idea he's been floating around involving big surfing and drinking beer in Tahiti, and much more!

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Ep. 75 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer Apr 05, 2021

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In today's show, Bert breaks out his Gucci handbag to reveal all of his favorite "sleepy time/wakey time" treats. After that, Bert shares his tips on how to properly deal with your first DUI as they watch arrest videos of Johnny Damon and Reese Witherspoon. Next, Tom and Bert reminisce about when a couple sex scenes they acted in got a little out of control. Lastly, they talk about the recent waves of "Cancel Culture" and how Bert has no problem having fun with gay guys.

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Ep. 74 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bobby Lee Mar 29, 2021

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We're replacing The Bears with some Bad Friends today so say hello to your new hosts of 2 Bears 1 Cave, Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee! We get right into it with all the weird things Bobby does with his dogs, trying to remember Nadav's name, and calling Tom & Bert. Bobby talks about smoking a cigarette indoors where the Last Supper was painted and how people weren't cool with it. Bobby and Andrew reveal they know exactly how to push each others buttons and things almost spiral VERY quickly. Bobby reviews The Snyder Cut of The Justice League movie and then tries to convince Andrew he was in Keeping Up With The Joneses with Gal Gadot. All this, plus a revealing dance from Bobby.

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