Dispatches From Myrtle Beach

Dad’s First Spelling Bee | DFMB Episode 91 Oct 29, 2024

Charles is back in Myrtle Beach! He fills Link in on his trip to Key West, Hurricane Milton, halloween plans, and his experience on this year’s Good Mythical Evening. Plus, the two judge another online paint hack, and Charles attempts to spell different animals in a new segment called, ‘Bzzzzz! It’s Spelling Bee Time? That Would Bee Correct!’ C’mon and have a good time with us!

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“Rhett” Joins The Show! (In-Person Ep.) | DFMB Episode 90 Oct 22, 2024

It’s our Halloween Special with Charles in person for one more episode! “Rhett” & Sheriff Link talk about their excitement for Good Mythical Evening, and “Rhett” announces his upcoming gig in Myrtle Beach. The two discuss the aftermath of Hurricane Helene and their favorite things about fall, and Sheriff Link pulls over “Rhett” in another edition of “Let’s Roleplay!”. Plus, the duo picks out paint colors that match their personalties in another edition of “Y’all Need To Look At This Paint!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Dad Learns To Pronounce ‘Quiche’ (In-Person Ep.) | DFMB Episode 89 Oct 15, 2024

It’s our second in-person episode of the year! Charles tells Link what his 3-course last meal would be if he were on death row. The two tell stories of the weirdest coincidences they’ve ever experienced. Plus, Charles tries to pronounce more words. C’mon and have a good time with us!

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The Newlywed Game ft. Nancy! (In-Person Ep.) | DFMB Episode 88 Oct 08, 2024

It’s the first of 3 very special in-person episodes! Charles recaps his flight to LA, him and Nancy’s day with Lando while Link was in New York, and their big plans for the week. Charles and Link roast a painting hack video in a new segment called, “Alright Mr. Neal, Whatcha Think Of This Reel?” Plus, Nancy joins the show for a fun round of The Newlywed Game in another edition of “Nancy, Is He Behaving?” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Charles Roasts Link | DFMB Episode 87 Oct 01, 2024

Link talks about crushing his old truck in the newest episode of Wonderhole, and the feelings surrounding it in the Neal family. Link and Charles do impersonations of each other in a new segment called “Match My Freak!…Whatever That Means”. Plus, Charles shows what he thinks are the ugliest paint colors in another edition of “Y’all Need To Look At This Paint!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Dad Breaks Up With Someone’s Boyfriend | DFMB Episode 86 Sep 24, 2024

Charles and Link get a heartfelt message from a listener, and get sentimental about their dogs. Charles helps a listener break up with her boyfriend. Plus, Charles tries to pronounce popular music artists. Holler out to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Logan’s Roadhouse. C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Dad Crashed A Party | DFMB Episode 85 Sep 17, 2024

Charles recaps his recent trip to Savannah, Georgia. Link shows Charles a cool painting hack he found. Plus, the two discuss whether they would have statues built of their wives, and Charles crashes a party in another edition of, “Don’t Tell Nana!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Dad Learns To Pronounce ‘Anime’ | DFMB Episode 84 Sep 10, 2024

Link updates Charles on his recent bout of COVID. Charles shows Link a cute video of Nana, and announces that he’s coming to LA again for a fun-filled week at Mythical! Plus, Charles give interior design advice, and learns to pronounce more words. C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Our Memories Of Charles Neal Sr. | DFMB Episode 83 Sep 03, 2024

Charles raves about Nancy’s homemade ice cream, gets a much awaited update from a listener, and Link teaches Charles about the “button”. Plus, the two review a fan’s music video, and reminisce about Charles’ dad, Charles Neal Sr. C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Dad Tries To Pronounce Medical Terms | DFMB Episode 82 Aug 27, 2024

Charles shows off his new bobble head, and learns about a cool new painting hack. Plus, Link and Charles try to pronounce medical terms. Holler out to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Sloppy Joe’s, Green Parrot & The Hemingway Museum. C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Our Funniest Injuries | DFMB Episode 81 Aug 20, 2024

Link and Charles give an update on Nana, discuss their weirdest injuries, and talk about their favorite music artists growing up. Plus, the two put a southern twist on an iconic scene from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade in another edition of “Lights, Camera, and Some Southern-Fried Action!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Our Summer Vacations | DFMB Episode 80 Aug 13, 2024

Link recaps his month-long vacation to Hawaii, and Charles tells us about his fun-filled family trip to the North Carolina Mountains. C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Charles Learns To Pronounce 'Meme' | DFMB Episode 79 Aug 06, 2024

Charles and Link give advice to a listener who’s trying to convince his wife to play golf with him, and Charles tries to help another listener whose son is scared of monsters under the bed. Plus, Charles (almost) aces a new round of pronunciations, and reveals his 2024 Color of the Year in another edition of “Y’all Need To Look At This Paint!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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How We Differ From Our Wives | DFMB Episode 78 Jul 30, 2024

Charles updates Link on his garden. The two talk about how they differ from their wives, and how it makes life more fun.Plus, they try to help a listener get into their dream college in another edition of “I’ll Help Ya Get Out Of The Woods!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Dad Learns Modern Slang | DFMB Episode 77 Jul 23, 2024

We’re in the dead of summer and boy is it HAWT in Myrtle Beach (and California)! Charles and Link discuss the heat, and talk about the disdain people have for South Carolina drivers. Plus, Charles gives advice to some first-time home buyers, and learns more modern slang in another edition of “You’re Way Over My Head Now!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Charles Goes On The Radio | DFMB Episode 76 Jul 16, 2024

Charles and Link talk about their school rivalries growing up. Charles recaps his trip to St. Augustine, Florida, and tells Link all about his time on 94.9 The Surf, Carolina's #1 Beach Music Station! Plus, a fan shows off a Dispatches From Myrtle Beach hat she made. Holler out to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Frito-Lay Honey BBQ Twists. C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Dad Brings On A Local Celebrity | DFMB Episode 75 Jul 09, 2024

Charles' friend and local celebrity, Jim Quick, joins the show for some good ‘ole southern fun! The three talk about Jim and Charles’ friendship, all things beach music, and, of course, chicken. Plus, Link prepares Charles for his first ever radio appearance on Jim’s show, 94.9 The Surf. C’mon and have a good time with us!

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We Write A Song Together | DFMB Episode 74 Jul 02, 2024

Charles talks about his big 4th of July plans in Myrtle Beach, and gives advice to a listener about starting their own business and pursuing a trade as a career path. Plus, the two create a dirty version of The Star Spangled Banner in another edition of “Now How Can We Make This Dirty?” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Dad Tries Body Blowdrying | DFMB Episode 73 Jun 25, 2024

Charles tells Link about the origin of his famous catchphrase, “that would be correct!”, and reveals that he tried Link’s body blowdrying technique. Plus, the two talk about their special pillows, and Charles attempts to pronounce more words. C’mon and have a good time with us!

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The Time Dad Streaked | DFMB Episode 72 Jun 18, 2024

The two talk about Charles’ surprise appearance at the Good Mythical Tour show in Raleigh. Link enlightens Charles about his mind-blowing body-blowing post-shower routine. Charles keeps up the naked theme and tells a streaking story for another “Don’t Tell Nana!” Plus, Charles helps some parents whose son wants a bright orange room in another edition of “Y’all Need To Look At This Paint!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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We Celebrate Father’s Day Together | DFMB Episode 71 Jun 11, 2024

Happy Father’s Day AND Happy 2-Year Anniversary for the podcast! The two celebrate and reminisce, and in the spirit of the celebration, Charles tells Link a few dad jokes. Plus, Charles shares some interesting creature-sighting stories in NC and SC in another edition of “The Belch Life Bulletin”. C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Dad’s Hitchhiking Stories | DFMB Episode 70 Jun 04, 2024

Link informs Charles about the importance of naked morning stretches. Charles tells Link about an encounter he had in Lowe’s. Plus, Charles talks about his times hitchhiking in the 70s, and shares his strangest stories from childhood. C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Our Birthday Surprises For Each Other | DFMB Episode 69 May 28, 2024

It’s Link AND Charles’ birthday week! The two talk about their plans, and surprise each other with virtual gifts. Plus, Link sees if Charles knows the lore behind the number 69, and tells of a recent event involving Nana in an impromptu edition of “Don’t Tell Nana!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Lily Surprises Charles On The Show | DFMB Episode 68 May 21, 2024

We have a very special guest today, Myrtle Beasts!! Link's daughter, Lily, surprises Charles and joins the episode, and proposes an idea to come house sit in Myrtle Beach. Plus, the three play another round of the Southern Slang Game. C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Dad Used To Be A Hang Glider! | DFMB Episode 67 May 14, 2024

Our hearts are full and so is Charles’ mailbag! Charles shares stories about the most adventurous things he’s ever done, including whitewater rafting at Dead Man’s Rock with Link, and hang gliding over Grandfather Mountain in the 70s. Plus, Charles talks about being in multiple natural disaster evacuations, in which he, of course, did not evacuate, and gives advice to a couple seeking help in keeping the romance alive. C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Charles Confronts Link | DFMB Episode 66 May 07, 2024

Charles finally finished his big house painting job (sort of)! Link tells Charles how the plane ride with his mom and mother-in-law went. Plus, Charles confronts Link about a life-size Santa he and Rhett broke 15 years ago in another edition of “Don’t Tell Nana!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Blue Drum.

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Dad’s Weirdest Job Story | DFMB Episode 65 Apr 30, 2024

Charles and Link discuss their nap schedules and rules, and tell the weirdest thing that has happened to them at their jobs. Plus, the two reenact the iconic “I Am Your Father” scene from Star Wars in a new segment called “Lights, Camera, and Some Southern-Fried Action!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Charles Pronounces More Words | DFMB Episode 64 Apr 23, 2024

Charles learns about Link’s viral tattoo photo, where he was called both a twink and a lesbian. The two try to convince a listener’s co-worker to listen to the podcast, and Charles has another epic round of trying to pronounce different words. Plus, Charles helps a listener with a noisy neighbor issue in another edition of “I’ll Help Ya Get Out of the Woods!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Dad Goes To Washington D.C. | DFMB Episode 63 Apr 16, 2024

Spring has officially sprung and tourist season is kicking up in Myrtle Beach again! Charles tells a joke for old times’ sake, and recaps his recent trip to Washington D.C. Plus, Charles tries to get Link to guess what different Victorian era slang mean in another edition of “Say What Now?” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Link’s Daughter’s 21st Birthday Party | DFMB Episode 62 Apr 09, 2024

Charles and Link are still basking in the glory of NC State’s unforgettable final four run. Charles talks about how Nancy’s jewelry booth went, and reveals the official new Dispatches From Myrtle Beach business cards. Plus, Link recaps Lily’s big 21st birthday party, and the two settle once and for all whether Charles has a bellybutton or not. C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Charles Helps Link With His DJ Set | DFMB Episode 61 Apr 02, 2024

Link tells Charles about a surprising visitor he has coming to town, and the “mom sandwich” he soon will find himself in. The two discuss plans for Lily’s 21st birthday, and Link has Charles help him with his DJ set for for the party in a new segment called, “Guess That Bop, Pop!” Plus, Charles helps a listener with their kitchen in another edition of “Y’all Need To Look At This Paint!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Dad Reacts To The Cybertruck | DFMB Episode 60 Mar 26, 2024

Charles finally tries the awaited huskless popcorn sent to him from some friends he made in Aruba. The two discuss what job they’d pick to have for a day. Plus, Link tests Charles knowledge of various items are in a new segment called, “What In The Hell Is This Doohickey?” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Charles Spots A UFO In Myrtle Beach | DFMB Episode 59 Mar 19, 2024

In another edition of the “Belch Life Bulletin”, Charles discovers that Myrtle Beach is a hotspot for UFO sightings in the U.S., and shares his skepticism with Link. The two then live out their alien-encounter dreams in “Let’s Roleplay!”

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Charles' New Business Idea | DFMB Episode 58 Mar 12, 2024

Charles buys new shagging shoes. Nancy joins the show to give some updates on her mom, and promote her jewelry booth at the North Myrtle Beach St. Patrick’s Day Festival. Charles tells Link about his genius idea to promote the podcast. Plus, Charles and Link help a listener prepare for his upcoming move from Hawaii to North Carolina, and debate on the IQ level of Southerners. C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Link Teaches His Dad About Rap (Plus A Special Announcement!) | DFMB Episode 57 Mar 05, 2024

Myrtle Beasts, we’re here to make your day even brighter than usual - we’re officially back to weekly full episodes!!! Charles and Link discuss their excitement about going back to having a dispatch every week. The two answer a listener question about the smells that remind them of their parents. Plus, things get quite animated when Link teaches Charles famous rapper/hip-hop artists’ ad-libs in another edition of “You’re Never Too Old To Learn Somethin’!”. C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Confused As A Fart In A Fan Factory (Southern Slang of the Week) | Mini Dispatch #19 Feb 27, 2024

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Dad Enters “The World’s Sexiest Man” Contest | DFMB Episode 56 Feb 20, 2024

Our 2nd “Weirdest Show” trophy finally arrived! Charles asks Link to give Dispatches a holler out on The Tonight Show. The two give advice to a listener whose mom was just diagnosed with leukemia. Plus, Charles recaps his (very eventful) cruise experience in another edition of “Shaggin’ Around The World!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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What The Heck Is A 'Situationship'? (Gen-Z Slang of the Week) | Mini Dispatch #18 Feb 13, 2024

It's time for another "Gen-Z Slang of the Week"!

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Dad’s Valentine’s Day Tricks | DFMB Episode 55 Feb 06, 2024

Charles tells Link about his big painting job. The two share their Valentine’s Day strategies, help a listener in a Groundhog’s Day dilemma and choose past events they’d like to time travel back to together. Plus, the two hear a wildly complicated wife sandwich story in another edition of “You’re Way Over My Head Now!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Mardi Gras World.

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Quit Goin' Around Your Ass To Get To Your Elbow! (Southern Slang of the Week) | Mini Dispatch #17 Jan 30, 2024

This has been Charles Neal, at your service!

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Our Trips To New Zealand & Aruba | DFMB Episode 54 Jan 23, 2024

Two Neal vacations calls for a longer dispatch! Link recaps his family vacation to New Zealand, filled with a visit to Hobbiton, cave exploring, scuba diving, waterfalls, and a herd of sheep. Plus, Charles tells Link about his vacation to Aruba, filled with sun tans, Piña Coladas, snorkeling and…husk-less popcorn? C’mon and have a good time with us!

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What The Heck Is 'Spilling The Tea'? (Gen-Z Slang of the Week) | Mini Dispatch #16 Jan 16, 2024

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We Made Our Wives Angry | DFMB Episode 53 Jan 09, 2024

2024 is here and the Neal boys are back! The new year sparks a conversation about the future and past - Space Odyssey: 2001, the moon landing, JFK’s assassination, and what Charles thought 2024 would be like when he was young. Plus, even though Charles isn’t really into New Year’s Resolutions, he discusses what he wants to work on this year, which reminds Link of a recent time he made Christy quite angry with him. C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Butter My Butt And Call Me A Biscuit! (Southern Slang of the Week) | Mini Dispatch #15 Jan 02, 2024

Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit, it's time for another Southern Slang of the Week!

-This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service.

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What The Heck Is Rizz? (Gen-Z Slang of the Week) | Mini Dispatch #14 Dec 26, 2023

It's time for...another new mini dispatch segment! Introducing: Gen-Z Slang of the Week!

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That's About As Useful As Tits On A Bull! (Southern Slang of the Week) | Mini Dispatch #13 Dec 19, 2023

It's time for...a new mini dispatch segment! Introducing: Southern Slang of the Week!

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Link’s Trip Back To North Carolina | DFMB Episode 52 Dec 12, 2023

Happy Holidays, Myrtle Beasts! Charles and Link recap their time together in Myrtle Beach, and help a listener pick his first-ever tattoo. Plus, the two act out a very peculiar situation in Santa’s Workshop in another edition of “Let’s Roleplay!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Never Stop Playing! | Mini Dispatch #12 Dec 05, 2023

"We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing."

-This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service!

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Dad Tries To Learn French | DFMB Episode 51 Nov 28, 2023

Charles and Link hear some “wife sandwich” stories from Myrtle Beasts. Charles helps a listener who broke a towel rack while getting “intimate” in the bathroom, and gives some cheap Southern meal ideas to a listener going through the Auto Workers Strike. Plus, Charles and Link try to pronounce different French words in another edition of “Say What Now?” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost) sponsors for this episode, Rockefellers Raw Bar.

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Let Out Those Farts And Feelings! | Mini Dispatch #11 Nov 21, 2023

It's always better to let it out than to keep it in!

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Link's Family Health Scare | DFMB Episode 50 Nov 14, 2023

Our 50th episode is here and Charles’ mullet is gone! Charles and Link celebrate 50 together. Charles tells Link a story about getting recognized at his local bank. Link updates Charles on his father-in-law’s improvement after a scary accident, and surprises him with the announcement of his new cereal brand, MishMash! C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Don't Be Afraid To Be A Little Weird! | Mini Dispatch #10 Nov 07, 2023

Just be yourself, Myrtle Beast!

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Our Spooky Encounters | DFMB Episode 49 Oct 31, 2023

Happy Halloween from Elvis and Mickey Mouse! The two discuss their dislike of scary movies, talk about spooky encounters they’ve experienced, and share sentiments about being afraid of the dark. Plus, Charles helps a listener pick a crazy paint color for their pumpkins in “Y’all Need To Look At This Paint!”, and the two make a Halloween-themed dirty mad lib in another edition of “Now How Can We Make This Dirty?” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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You Can Catch More Flies With Honey Than With Vinegar! | Mini Dispatch #9 Oct 24, 2023

Be nice, y'all!

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Dad's Prison Nickname | DFMB Episode 48 Oct 17, 2023

Link and Captain Funbassador (Charles) celebrate their 2nd Signal Awards Listener’s Choice win, and Charles shares an interesting surprise with Link. Charles shows off some photos from his time at the SOS (Society of Shaggers) Festival in Myrtle Beach, and tells Link the story behind his favorite nickname. Plus, Charles tells a wild story about an Aerosmith concert he went to in the 70s in another edition of, “Don’t Tell Nana!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost) sponsors for this episode, Sea Captain’s House & Broadway at the Beach.

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Push Yourself | Mini Dispatch #8 Oct 10, 2023

Buckle up and get down to business!

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Dad Sh*t His Pants | DFMB Episode 47 Oct 03, 2023

Charles sh*t his pants today, which he reveals, is not an uncommon occurrence. Charles and Link give advice to a listener who blew chunks during a job interview, and the two discuss their experiences with grief and how they’ve both learned to deal with it. Plus, Charles gives some sweet southern motivation to a gym-goer, and brags about his final grandchild of the segment, Hayden, in another “Grandkid of the Week”. C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Take That Nap! | Mini Dispatch #7 Sep 26, 2023

Get in that recliner and take a snooze!

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Our Funny Experiences Learning To Drive | DFMB Episode 46 Sep 19, 2023

We’re back with another in-person episode! Charles talks about his experience shadowing Link at Mythical, and announces the winner of the Apple Podcasts Review Contest. Charles tells the story of when his house burnt down, helps a listener with a weird pizza order, and is given more words to attempt to pronounce. Plus, the two talk about their experiences learning to drive at 16 years old (or in Charles’ case, 13). C’mon and have a good time with us!

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There's Always Another Day | Mini Dispatch #6 Sep 12, 2023

Don't be too hard on yourself, Myrtle Beast.

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We Survived A HurriQuake Together | DFMB Episode 45 Sep 05, 2023

For the first time ever, Charles and Link record Dispatches together in LA! The two, in matching-Hawaiian-shirt fashion, recap their time together as they hunkered down during the HurriQuake that hit during Charles’ visit. Plus, Nancy joins the show to celebrate her and Charles’ 13th anniversary in another edition of “Nancy, Is He Behaving?” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Money Isn't Everything | Mini Dispatch #5 Aug 29, 2023

Stop comparing yourself to others financially.

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Dad Was Fired From A Job | DFMB Episode 44 Aug 22, 2023

Guess what, Myrtle Beasts? Charles is coming to LA! Charles and Link discuss their big plans for his visit, and Charles teaches Link how to write and pronounce their names in Japanese. The two tell stories of being fired from jobs, talk about the most amazing inventions of their lifetimes, and give advice to a listener studying to become a doctor. Plus, Charles presents another “Non-Dirty Dirty Word of the Week”. C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Nothing Good Happens After Midnight & Always Have On Clean Underwear! | Mini Dispatch #4 Aug 15, 2023

Keep that underwear clean!

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Our First-Ever Beer Together | DFMB Episode 43 Aug 08, 2023

Charles tells Link about getting recognized when heading to his Belch Life golf cart, and announces his Apple Podcast review contest (get those 5-star reviews in!). The two reminisce on fond memories water-skiing together, and Charles expresses his hatred of wallpaper (popcorn ceiling still takes the cake, though). Plus, Charles helps a listener who drunkenly made out with a co-worker at a work party in another edition of “I’ll Help Ya Get Out of the Woods!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Brookgreen Gardens.

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Thank You, Myrtle Beast! | Mini Dispatch #3 Aug 01, 2023

Celebrating a whole year of Dispatches.

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Dad's First Shower | DFMB Episode 42 Jul 25, 2023

Charles recalls his very first shower and first time watching color TV, and tells Link about his apocalypse-level stash of string beans. A listener shows off a popcorn ceiling removal tool, Charles shares his sought-after slaw recipe, and the two help a listener plan quite an interesting marriage proposal. Plus, Charles helps a listener pick a bathroom paint color in “Y’all Need To Look At This Paint!”, and tells Link all about Myrtle Beach going viral for its emerald blue waters in another “Belch Life Bulletin”. C’mon and have a good time with us!

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If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It | Mini Dispatch #2 Jul 18, 2023

Sometimes things are ok just the way they are!

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East Coast Vs. West Coast | DFMB Episode 41 Jul 11, 2023

Charles’ Signal award finally came in and boy is it shiny! Link tells Charles about his recent experience at a spa. Charles talks about his first impressions of Rhett and Link’s videos when they first started making them, and the two debate on the East Coast vs. the West Coast. Plus, Charles tells his favorite things about Lando in another “Grandkid of the Week”, and Charles stars as Indiana Jones in another edition of “Who Needs Foley When You Have Me?” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Treat Yourself! | Mini Dispatch #1 Jul 04, 2023

Hey all you Myrtle Beasts! Charles Neal here. Without my son Link! Welcome to my first Mini Dispatch. Hope ya enjoy it!

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Dad’s Southern Swear Words | DFMB Episode 40 Jun 27, 2023

What do you get when you combine a mullet, a sleeveless American flag shirt and muscles of steel in front of a beautiful sunset backdrop? Charles Neal! The two discuss styling their hair down there, and Link tells Charles he may be developing a thing for feet. Plus, the two debate on if swearing is actually a bad practice, and Charles impresses Link with his knowledge of modern slang in another edition of “You’re Way Over My Head Now!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Cherry Grove Pier.

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Dad’s Trip To Niagara Falls | DFMB Episode 39 Jun 13, 2023

We’re back for another week and Charles debuts his brand new backdrop! Link shows Charles his newest tattoo, and Charles shares about his recent trip to the Northeast (Montreal, Niagara Falls, Vermont, New York & Gettysburg). Plus, Link tells Charles about his ax throwing birthday adventure, and vents about the drama from Lincoln’s high school graduation ceremony.

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Dad’s Best Army Stories | DFMB Episode 38 May 30, 2023

Charles and Link are both birthday boys! The two discuss their birthday plans. Charles tells Link some of his favorite stories from his time in the army, and the two discuss their personal tips for staying positive during hard times. Plus, Charles presents another “Non-Dirty Dirty Word of the Week”, and the two learn the meaning behind their zodiac signs in “You’re Never Too Old To Learn Somethin’!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Should We Go On Survivor Together? | DFMB Episode 37 May 16, 2023

We’reeee back, Myrtle Beasts! Charles officially gets a mullet and Link is one proud son. The two get an update from a listener who’s getting back into the dating scene after a divorce. Charles gives more paint advice, and the two discuss how well they would do on Survivor together. Plus, they test their Australian chops in a new segment called, “Say What Now?” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Ocean Drive Beach & Golf Resort.

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Our Favorite Neal Family Traditions | DFMB Episode 36 Apr 11, 2023

Charles introduces more young Myrtle Beasts. Link tells Charles about being locked outside by his babysitter as a kid. The two share their favorite family traditions. Charles gives advice to a listener whose husband doesn’t like Southern food, and pitches Link on something new for the show. Plus, he tries to get Link to guess Southern phrases in another edition of the Southern slang game. C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Dad’s Wild Road Trip | DFMB Episode 35 Apr 04, 2023

Link tells Charles about his recent ski trip to Utah, and Charles updates Link on his experience at the St. Patrick’s Day festival with Nancy. Plus, the two discuss what they would put in their dream homes, and Charles tells Link about a wild 3-month road trip he went on in the 70s. C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Dad Brings On A Special Guest! | DFMB Episode 34 Mar 28, 2023

Charles gives an update on his mullet transformation. Charles and Link discuss their jury duty experiences (or in Charles’ case, lack thereof), and the two help a mom give the birds and the bees talk to her two boys. Plus, Charles talks about his youngest, Zoey, in another “Grandkid of the Week”, and brings a veryyy special guest on the show for another edition of “Don’t Tell Nana!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Dad’s Terrifying Text Messages | DFMB Episode 33 Mar 21, 2023

Charles and Link discuss their recent time spent together. Charles helps a listener connect with their dad (which then leads to discussion of Charles’ frightening texting habits), and the two share their wedding first dance songs. Plus, Link finds out Charles’ guilty pleasures and pet peeves in a new segment called, “Who’s Your Daddy?” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost) sponsors for this episode, Beachwood Golf Club and Meadowlands Golf Club.

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Dad’s Wild Wedding Stories | DFMB Episode 32 Mar 14, 2023

Charles shows Link some pictures of his hair from back in the day, shows a listener how to shag with a video of him and Nancy, and the two share funny stories from their weddings (Link’s one and Charles’ multiple, of course). Plus, Charles presents another “Non-Dirty Dirty Word of the Week”, and tells of a story of getting in big trouble on the farm as a child in another edition of “Don’t Tell Nana!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Dad Visits The Gay Dolphin | DFMB Episode 31 Mar 07, 2023

Charles visits the Myrtle Beach strip in search of Big Johnson t-shirts, helps a listener with a ceiling dilemma, and enlightens Link on his friend Banjo who brings him pickled okra. Charles and Link discuss their childhood dream jobs. Plus, Charles tells a story about Lily in “Grandkid of the Week”, and Nancy joins the show to work on her jewelry sales pitch for the upcoming St. Patricks Day festival. C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Dad Accidentally Takes Viagra...As John Wayne | DFMB Episode 30 Feb 28, 2023

Charles and Link discuss swingers. Link talks about getting physicals during puberty, and Charles helps a park ranger who is scared of the dark. Plus, Charles debuts “Non-Dirty Dirty Word of the Week", and John Wayne and Batman (aka Charles and Link) have a good ‘ole western duel in another edition of “Let’s Roleplay!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Chinese Spy Balloon Shot Down Near Myrtle Beach! | DFMB Episode 29 Feb 21, 2023

Charles has a surprising recognition story for Link that brings him back to his college days. Charles and Link talk about the best advice they’ve ever received, and Charles helps train a listener’s new puppy. Plus, the two discuss the Chinese spy balloon that was struck down near Myrtle Beach in another edition of the “Belch Life Bulletin.” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Wilderness Run Alpine Coaster.

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Dad’s Near-Death Experience | DFMB Episode 28 Feb 14, 2023

Looooove is in the air, Myrtle Beasts! Charles and Link give some sugar to their Valentines. Charles tells Link about (one of his) near-death experiences from back in his day, and gives advice to a listener with a flatulence issue in another edition of “I’ll Help You Get Out of the Woods!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Precious Petals.

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Dad Learns About Love Languages | DFMB Episode 27 Feb 07, 2023

Charles and Link discuss their equal hatred for popcorn ceilings and glitter. Charles shares his favorite part about being a grandparent, and tries his best at a celebrity impression. Plus, Charles debuts “Grandkid of the Week”, and the two talk about their love languages in a new segment called “You’re Never Too Old To Learn Somethin’!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Dad’s Venomous Snake Bites | DFMB Episode 26 Jan 31, 2023

Charles and Link celebrate their big award win, share their differing feelings towards snakes, discuss their first houses, and Charles presents his paint color choices for a baby’s room in another edition of “Y’all Need To Look at this Paint!” Plus, Charles has his very first REAL ads! C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Dad Makes The Front Page of the Paper! | DFMB Episode 25 Jan 24, 2023

Charles learns new Irish slang, gives some advice to a listener as an experienced divorcee, and helps yet another couple solve their disputes. Plus, Charles tells Link about their front page feature in the newspaper in a new segment called the “Belch Life Bulletin.” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Bestfood Cafeteria.

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Dad’s Trip to Aruba | DFMB Episode 24 Jan 17, 2023

We’re back, Myrtle Beasts! Charles learns about morning erections, becomes a (very loud) alarm clock for two teenagers, and tells Link about his ambitious 2023 goals (now that he’s on YouTube!). Plus, Charles tells Link about his trip to Aruba in another edition of “Shaggin’ Around the World”. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, the state of Alaska.

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Dad’s Honeymoon Gift For Link | DFMB Episode 23 Dec 15, 2022

Ho Ho Ho Happy Holidays, Myrtle Beasts! Charles and Link discuss their holiday plans. Charles enjoys some surprise libations, gives a spicy Christmas gift idea for a listener’s boyfriend, and the two reminisce on Charles’ romantic contribution to Link’s honeymoon. Plus, Charles and Link put their own spin on ’Twas The Night Before Christmas in a new segment called, “Now How Can We Make This Dirty?” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Callaway Apex Golf Clubs.

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Our Broken Bone Stories | DFMB Episode 22 Dec 08, 2022

Link impresses Charles after revealing he got in a fight with a bear. Charles gives a motivational speech to an aspiring professional wrestler, and talks about his favorite age from his younger years. Plus, Nancy joins the show and Link spills some pee tea in another edition of “Nancy, is he behaving?” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Cooper’s BBQ.

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Dad’s Prostate Exam | DFMB Episode 21 Dec 01, 2022

Link is in trouble with Charles for not thinking South Carolina has any local government. Charles gives advice to a listener who received the “landlord special” in their new apartment, and helps name a couple’s newborn girl. Plus, Charles tells Link about a recent prostate exam in a new segment called, “Link, Is This TMI?”

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Dad’s Thanksgiving Disasters | DFMB Episode 20 Nov 24, 2022

Happy Thanksgiving, Myrtle Beasts! Link and Charles discuss what they’re thankful for and give a 2023 announcement. Charles shares one of his favorite memories of Link and picks a name for the fans of the podcast. Plus, Link and Charles rank hypothetical Thanksgiving disasters in a new segment called, “Shit! That Ain’t Good.” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, turkey and giblet gravy.

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Dad Gets Stuck In a Wife Sandwich | DFMB Episode 19 Nov 17, 2022

Link and Charles discuss their time at a family wedding back in North Carolina, which included some…interesting seating arrangements. Plus, Charles tells Link a hilarious story involving Nana and some rotten cabbage in another edition of "Don't Tell Nana!" C’mon and have a good time with us!

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Dad Tries To Get In The Mile High Club - Live At MythiCon! | DFMB Episode 18 Nov 10, 2022

We’re live at MythiCon! An audience member does an impression of Charles (and wins some BBQ sauce!). The two discuss what they would do if they switched bodies for a day, Freaky Friday style. Charles tries to guess what modern internet slang means in another edition of “You’re Way Over My Head Now!” Plus, he gets some answers about the mile high club on his flight to Austin. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, MythiCon’s exclusive “Palomaloobaloobie” drink.

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Dad’s Moonshine And Grocery Store Bars | DFMB Episode 17 Nov 03, 2022

Charles enlightens Link on grocery store bars and why painters wear white, and communicates with Higgins The Cat again to defend the size of Link’s wiener. The two discuss what they should name the fans of the podcast, and how their wives are their special handlers. Plus, Link and Charles try to solve riddles in a new segment called, “Riddle Me This, Link!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Tennessee Legend Moonshine.

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Dad’s Costumes And Witch Kegels | DFMB Episode 16 Oct 27, 2022

It’s almost Halloween! Charles helps a listener propose to their boyfriend, learns about kegels, and enlightens Link on his many Halloween costumes. The two share stories of teenage Halloween mischief. Plus, Charles creates foley for horror movies in a new segment called, “Who Needs Foley When You Have Me?”, and reveals he finally tried peeing in the shower. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups.

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Dad’s Hurricane Experience | DFMB Episode 15 Oct 20, 2022

Link gets after Charles for going outside during Hurricane Ian. Charles receives a joke from an alien. The two debate who would survive longer in a zombie apocalypse, and discuss which traits Charles passed down to Link. Plus, Charles tells of a treehouse mishap from childhood in another edition of “Don’t Tell Nana!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Filet’s.

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How We Show Affection | DFMB Episode 14 Oct 13, 2022

Charles and Link talk about the Neal tradition of kissing each other on the lips. Charles communicates with aliens, learns about ball rotation from Link, talks about his days of drag racing and numerous speeding tickets as a teenager, and shares about his days as a farmer. Plus, they have the birds and the bees talk in another edition of “Let’s Roleplay!”. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Hamburger Joe’s.

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Dad’s First Tattoo | DFMB Episode 13 Oct 06, 2022

We’re back from break! Charles shows off his new Dispatches From Myrtle Beach t-shirt, tells of his time riding on rollercoasters with strangers (and of course, giving them his email address), and helps a listener with an unfortunate roommate problem (hint: it involves pee). Plus, Link and Charles guess answers to questions about each other in a new segment called “Link, Do You Know Who I Am?” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Little Debbie’s Peanut Butter Creme Pies.

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Dad’s Marriage Proposal | DFMB Episode 12 Sep 01, 2022

Charles and Link try to decipher a sperm joke. Charles helps a listener with a proposal in England (and a prank on the Buckingham Palace guards), reveals that he’d rather poop in the bushes at a party than clog the toilet, and becomes a southern Alexa. Plus, Charles and Link play another round of “Don’t Lose Your Southern!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Wild Wing Cafe.

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Dad Was Struck By Lightning | DFMB Episode 11 Aug 25, 2022

Charles talks about being a professional granddad (he does have 8 grandkids after all), learns some interesting phrases from listeners in Newfoundland, tells the story of the time he was struck by lightning, and enlightens Link with his pronunciation of certain words. Plus, Charles helps a listener who has a toddler with a dirty mouth. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to a special (almost) sponsor for this episode, Charles Neal's Barbecue Sauce.

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Dad's Prank On A Teacher | DFMB Episode 10 Aug 18, 2022

Charles and Link tell of their underground dentist visits. Charles tells some gynecology jokes, learns Snoop Dogg speak, and the two discuss becoming a professional wrestling tag team. Plus, he debuts a new segment, “Don’t Tell Nana!” where he reminisces on his wild days. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Music On Main.

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Dad’s Most Embarrassing Moment | DFMB Episode 9 Aug 11, 2022

Link reminisces on the days when his dad took him to see R-rated movies when he was a kid. Charles tells of a Megalodon shark’s tooth finding in Myrtle Beach, shares a listener’s drinking game, and shares a story of a time he was embarrassed playing golf. Plus, Charles recommends a paint color in another edition of Y’all Need To Look At This Paint! C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, McNeill Paint.

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Dad’s Dumbest Fight | DFMB Episode 8 Aug 04, 2022

Charles helps a listener with their funeral flatulence, tells an old story of getting hit with a crowbar, and Charles and Link debate on the appeal of sex robots. Plus, in a new segment, Charles and Link get trapped in an elevator at a colonoscopy doctor’s office. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Mutiny Bay Miniature Golf.

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Dad Learns About BDE (Big D*** Energy) | DFMB Episode 7 Jul 28, 2022

Charles tells a story about a “paparazzi” moment with Link, shares the recipe for the perfect bologna sandwich, and helps a listener with a wallpaper dilemma. Plus, Charles tries to guess the meaning of modern slang words in a new segment called “You’re Way Over My Head Now!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, The Rooster.

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Dad Visited A Nudist Colony | DFMB Episode 6 Jul 21, 2022

Charles shares some fatherly wisdom about ED, tells of his experience at a nudist colony in Jamaica, and shows Link a new song to shag to. Plus, Charles introduces his new advice segment called “I’ll Help Get Ya Out of The Woods!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Platt’s Seafood.

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Our Hawaii Trip | DFMB Episode 5 Jul 14, 2022

Charles has some words for Joe Rogan, communicates with a cat named Higgins, and tells Link how he likes to incorporate food into the bedroom (*wink wink*). Plus, Charles and Link recap their family trip to Hawaii. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Ryan’s Coconut Farm.

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Dad’s Southern Slang Quiz | DFMB Episode 4 Jul 07, 2022

Charles gives his opinion on boobaloobies and badonkadonks, Link shares a story of a time his dad let one rip, and the two debate whether Charles’ golf cart says “Beach Life” or “Belch Life.” Plus, Charles introduces a new game called “Don’t Lose Your Southern!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Duck’s Night Life.

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Dad Has Nightmares About Thongs | DFMB Episode 3 Jun 30, 2022

Charles tells Link about some interesting sights from Myrtle Beach’s annual Bike Week, finds a fan photo on the internet, and gives his own interpretation of a listener’s love dilemma. Plus, he gives his first painting tip, and Nancy pops in to dish some dirt. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Captain Nance’s Seafood.

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How Much Money Can You Make Donating Sperm? | DFMB Episode 2 Jun 23, 2022

Charles tells a story of being recognized at a Wal-Mart, and a joke from a fan sparks an interesting conversation about sperm banks. Link reminisces on their days of working together, and reveals a time when Charles made him cry (as an adult). Plus, Charles debuts a segment called “Y'all Need To Look At This Paint!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, the OD Arcade & Lounge.

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Dad Visits The Red Light District | DFMB Episode 1 Jun 16, 2022

On the premiere episode of his podcast, Charles shares stories of his new found fame and life in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. He reads some jokes from fans, teaches Link how to shag, and tells of his misadventures with Nancy in Amsterdam's Red Light District. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Fat Harold’s Beach Club.

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Welcome To “Dispatches From Myrtle Beach” Jun 09, 2022

Link Neal (Good Mythical Morning, Ear Biscuits) and his father Charles Neal (GMM runaway star) are practically identical, except they live thousands of miles apart from each other. Dispatches From Myrtle Beach brings the honest and often hilarious conversations between a tight-knit father and son team, as well as an inside look at the Neal family dynamic. Every week, listeners will get to have the intimate experience of hearing a call between Link and his dad, but it’s not just Myrtle Beach we’ll be hearing about - it’s everything under the (Southern) sun.

And don't forget to email Charles at ratherbshaggin53@aol.com and it might be read on a future episode!

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