Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Episode 780: Pete Seeging Missiles Apr 05, 2021

Scoopfest 2022 is April 28th thru the 30th. Go to Scoopfest.com. Its the 7th Anniversary of ICS! Some great real deal scoopmail and some big daddy scoopardy.

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Episode 779: Don't Bring Flowers. Apr 01, 2021

Paul continues his purge/sale.Matt doesn't need a third date. Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd

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Episode 778: A Jury of Its' Piers Mar 29, 2021

Paul makes a boat joke and then we talk to the wonderful Rebecca Delgado-Smith of The Alarmist Podcast and figure out who's The Big Slap.

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Epiosde 777: Issues with Tissues. Mar 25, 2021

Robin Slonina calls in with an incredible offer for Scoops. Jacob has issues with tissues. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd

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Episode 776: Journalish Mar 22, 2021

Vegas shows are reopening.Paul takes a sideways commercial even more sideways. Matt picks the weirdest fight. Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd

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Episode 775: 3 Christain Greys Mar 18, 2021

OG 50 Shades star, Chris Grace, catches up with Matt. He also plugs online magic fest, Online Wonder Gala (shezampod.com/owg)

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Episode 774: Train Homicide Detective Mar 15, 2021

Matt watched a show that was a movie that Paul and Jacob watched. None of them read the book. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

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Episode 773: Egg Basket is Worse Than Nest Mar 11, 2021

Paul's got the goods bands need. Matt announces he's performing his first public zoom magic show in RJ's new Mixology and Magic show, AnEveningOfMagic.com

Scoop mail and Jock Vs Nerdy Scoopardy Trivia

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Episode 772: Paint Can Tacos Mar 08, 2021

The boys discuss magic while failing to remember what anything is called. Scoop mail. Jock Vs. Nerd.

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Episode 771: In Spaghetto... Mar 04, 2021

Spruce Treestein and the Tree Street Band gets invented. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

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Episode 770: Water- Nature's Most Destructive Force. Mar 01, 2021

This show finds more ways than you'd think to be about water. Scoop mail, Jock Vs. Nerd.

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Episode 769: Ptero-Attic-Dactyles! (with Mat Franco & Eric Dittelman) Feb 25, 2021

Not only do we talk to Mind of Magic podcast co hosts/famous magicians Mat Franco and Eric Dittelman, we talk about every single thing on earth in this epic episode! Have fun hunting for the episode title!

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Episode 768: 45 Steps w/ America's Favorite Public Defender. Feb 22, 2021

Matt gets corrected by his dad about the Springsteen DWI case. Paul wonder's if people are still "laptopping it"? Scoop Mail, Jock Vs Nerd.

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Episode 767: Two Stars on Gulp Feb 18, 2021

Paul is obsessed with Beale St. Matt discusses the worst of Bruce Springsteen. Scoop Mail, Jock Vs Nerd Trivia.

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Episode 766: Masters Of The Universe Bowl Feb 15, 2021

Night Attack chose the opening topic for today's show as they won the Trivia Battle. Paul goes full force. Recorded on 2.9- We are not aware the Bruce Springsteen got a DWI yet. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd Trivia.

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Episode 765: Lady Millionaire Feb 11, 2021

Matt is struck by a Wonder Years meme. Paul has a new Penn & Teller show idea. Jacob is bit-rich. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd

*Note this episode was recorded Monday night 02.08.21

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Episode 764: The Fool On The Hill Feb 08, 2021

Grab your typical sledding heater and give a listen.

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Episode 763: The Rematch of the Century!!! Feb 05, 2021

Night Attack Vs. Ice Cream Social- hosted by Movies with Mikey (FilmJoy)

The rematch from Scoop Fest lived up to the hype and more!

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Episode 762: Hoagurt Feb 04, 2021

Paul Mattingly, inventor of eats, healer of worlds...

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Episode 761: Toilet Toblerone Feb 01, 2021

Jacob tells a true story? What has Paul Mattingly been watching? Matt's milers take a few weird routes. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd

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Episode 760: M.D.I.C Jan 28, 2021

Matt, Paul and Jacob discuss their first jobs. Scoop Mail, Jock Vs. Nerd

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Episode 759: Liverpool's Jon Bon Jovi (plus Mike Jones!) Jan 25, 2021

Jonesy pops by to talk about his new album. buy it here: https://jonesjazz.bandcamp.com/album/all-by-myself

Paul takes in some inaugural events and Matt almost kills his son. Plus Jock Vs Nerd Trivia!

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REPOST: EP 758: Unbroken Loop of Food- THE ACTUAL EPISODE Jan 21, 2021

Sorry, here's the episode with Paul's brother's email, The Side Hustle hosts, Scoop Mail, and Jock Vs. Nerd.

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Episode 758: Unbroken Loop Of Food Jan 21, 2021

Side Hustle zooms in to catch up and plug their upcoming live show with Rachel Bloom. https://www.eventbrite.com/e/side-hustle-podcast-live-w-rachel-bloom-tickets-135747603737

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Episode 757: Jamerator Jan 18, 2021

Paul has a vaccine jingle and it's a hit. Scoop Mail, Jock Vs. Nerd Scoopardy.

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Episode 756: Slowest Rotting Generation Jan 14, 2021

JaneBorden.com's @janeborden in churn. What's your high school's hall of fame? Jock Vs. Nerd.

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Episode 755: Rachel Epithet Jan 11, 2021

Paul finds his drag name. Scoopmail, Scoopardy.

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Episode 754: Waxing Uranas in Earth Court (With Opening Arguments hosts!) Jan 07, 2021

Recorded on Tuesday at noon, Andrew Torrez and Thomas Smith of Opening Arguments join us. Plus, Paul goes down quite a fascinating Youtube rabbit hole. Jock Vs. Nerd.

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Episode 753: Brother John's Trusty Dusty Bumper Dumper. Jan 04, 2021

Paul spends his holidays at the vet. Jacob spends his in a bag. Scoop mail, Jock Vs. Nerd.

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Episode 752: Silver Lining of 2020 Dec 31, 2020

With a welcome good bye to 2020, Matt, Paul, Jacob and scoops say good bye to 2020. Scoop mail, and Jock Vs. Nerd.

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Episode 751: Aw Pigeon III Dec 28, 2020

Matt has another pigeon ordeal or rather, his kids do.

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Episode 750: Universal Elf Care (Our Annual Holiday Episode!) Dec 23, 2020

Uncle RJ reads Christmapuss! And other "guests" stop by. It's our annual silly Holiday treat.

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Episode 749: Dry Hump Drive Ins Dec 21, 2020

What has Paul been watching, scoop mail, jock vs nerd.

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Episode 748: Hot Bun Talk Dec 17, 2020

Does Paul like apple fritters? The answer might just surprise you... News at 11.

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Episode 747: Paul's Elevator Pitch Dec 14, 2020

Matt's wife risks her life. Paul watches some weird shit. A giant bunny and his scumbag roommate call in. Scoop Mail and Scoopardy.

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Episode 746: Ethan Hawke Is A Nice Guy. Dec 10, 2020

Don't you lay a hand on Empire Records.

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Episode 745: KWAT! Dec 07, 2020

Matt performs a zoom show, Piff loses $40,000.00 and Paul is Usher.

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Episode 744: Probable Claus (plus Matthew O'Brien Interview) Dec 03, 2020

New jingle, new segment and then an kick ass interview with Matt O'Brien. Scoop Mail, Jock Vs Nerd, and Patreon rewards. https://smile.amazon.com/Dark-Days-Bright-Nights-Surviving/dp/1949481425/ref=smi_www_rco2_go_smi_4368549507?_encoding=UTF8&%2AVersion%2A=1&%2Aentries%2A=0&ie=UTF8

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Episode 743: Faster Than A Wawa Fight. Nov 30, 2020

Some silly nonsense, a brief ackowlegdement of the loss of Tony Hsieh, Scoop Mail and Jock vs. Nerd trivia.

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Episode 742: Descaling a Mackerel Nov 26, 2020

Mayor Dead Hummingbird speaks again.

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Episode 741: Add Cat Nov 23, 2020

Matt explores and pays for cat shipping options. Scoop mail, 9/11, and Jock Vs. Nerd.

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Episode 740: The Two Cat-astophes Nov 19, 2020

Jacob's Liberace moment. Matt's cat predicament. Scoopmail. Scoopardy

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Episode 739: Perma Merkin Nov 16, 2020

Paul has more cult news. Matt has an awkward moment at work.

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Episode 738: Beeker Full of Dangs Nov 12, 2020

Matt booms a rang, but does he throw change. Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd the redux.

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Episode 737: Think Like A Billionaire (w/ The Side Hustle Pod) Nov 09, 2020

In heyscoops.com/shop, Michael Eltzroth designed a special Scoopfest 2020 t shirt "The Home Edition". Check it out! Now for some dirty Dorothy stories or for Ivanka Trump's favorite WWE moments, listen here.

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Episode 736: Ghost Dog Podcast Host Nov 05, 2020

Paul walks his dog and lots of 90 fashion tips.

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Episode 735: The Dairy Barrier Nov 02, 2020

Legen-dairy Scoop Mail and more!

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Episode 734: Slankets Oct 29, 2020

This just in. Paul runs the night. But how long will humans be the apex predators...?

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Episode 733: Shillelagh Leg Oct 26, 2020

I get it. We just put out an episode with "leg" in the title. "Why do another one so soon"? Well this is a bank episode we recorded a few weeks back and forgot what the title was until we looked it up. Now here we are.

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Episode 732: Open Jeep Leg Oct 22, 2020

We're on the Citizen's Band (or we were as kids). Paul doubles down on his deuce based solo podcast aspirations. Scoop Mail and Jock vs. Nerd.

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Episode 731: Sanitaser Oct 19, 2020

Paul launches a new podcast but it just takes over this one.

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Episode 730: The Earth Will Drink it Oct 15, 2020

What are jobs in Vegas and what might they look like?

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Episode 729: The Premeditated Orc's Chatterbox Oct 12, 2020

Matt is getting covid tested like crazy. Paul is watching weird shit on Amazon.

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Episode 728: Warm Cup O' News at 11. Oct 08, 2020

Jacob goes to play poker but first, some breaking news.

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Episode 727: The Boys Do Brazil Oct 05, 2020

The Boys take on NXIVM "documentary", talk SNL, and scoop mail.

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Episode 726: Queen's Gambit Oct 01, 2020

Vegas Parking and Weather. Matt gets a phone call. Plus here is info for Justin aka Froyo'g's album

The album is called "In Arkham's Shadow"

It releases on Bandcamp on 10/2 for $5. It will be available in other online stores (Apple, Google, etc.) on 10/9. Buying it at Bandcamp gets you an extra track (Cover version of Mirror in the Bathroom). If you're into playing snippets of tunes, I would suggest something from the songs Prove The Devil, Crawling Chaos, or Rats In The Walls. My Bandcamp address is theplaguephysicians.bandcamp.com

Heyscoops at checkout gives a 5% discount on anything in my Bandcamp catalog.

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Episode 725: Poo Is Not The Opposite of Pee Sep 28, 2020

Victory lap! We pay more taxes as a company than the president! Scoop mail and Jock Vs Nerd.

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Episode 724: Keister Sunday Sep 24, 2020

The boys rename the Raiders Stadium.

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Episode 723: Famebuchet Sep 21, 2020

Maritime Law enthusiasts discuss their nonsense. Big Sexy stops by. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd.

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Episode 722: Vampire Larpers W/ Broken D*cks. Sep 17, 2020

The boys have a dungeon master meeting.

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Episode 721: Terpes Sep 14, 2020

Paul buys and bat and risks getting Turtle STDs. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd

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Episode 720: James Bond's Ungrillable Thick Meats Sep 10, 2020

We acknowledge an error from last episode and then interview Jane Borden (@janeborden on twitter and Instagram). Nightmare roommate scoop mail and jock vs nerd.

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Episode 719: Thoroughbred Marrow Dr. Sep 07, 2020

This is the episode we recorded last week knowing we'd need it this week. Pretty weird, right?

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Episode 718: Run The Ferengi Jewels Sep 03, 2020

I don't know if you know this or not, Paul Mattingly was a Klingon. Matt attacks the dog shit situation.

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Episode 717: You Are The Shock Absorber Aug 31, 2020

Paul watches 3 things. Matt works at 1 thing.

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Episode 716: Palm Full Of Spit and A Wish Aug 27, 2020

Paul goes to the vet. School's in for Matt. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd.

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Episode 715: Vajazz Hands Aug 24, 2020

The boys discuss the latest craze. Jacob marches in Vegas. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

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Episode 714: We Become Soft Serve Machines Aug 20, 2020

Matt is an idiot... twice. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd

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Episode 713: Lobe Hanging Fruit Aug 17, 2020

Paul and Matt remember an old friend. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

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Episode 712: Pouch To Face Aug 13, 2020

Marsupial sex work is discussed. Then-you can draw if you want to, Robin will teach you how. robinslonina.com/draw and enter "heyscoops" at check out.

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Episode 711: Weed On A Stick Aug 10, 2020

Cannabis all grows up. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

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Episode 710: A Fridge Too Far Aug 06, 2020

Paul knows all about Antarctic real estate. Facts! Comedian and sword swallower Bret Loudermilk stop by for a brief and confusing interview.

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Episode 709: I Love My Colander Girl Aug 03, 2020

Matt has a culinary pop quiz for Paul. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd

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Bonus Episode 708: An Actual Production Meeting Aug 01, 2020

In episode 707, Piff was on as a guest and changed the subject to a cartoon Paul had pitched him. We edited this part out because it became an actual production meeting. It's not typical ICS so took it out of 707, but then thought it would make an unusual, yet fun fly on the wall bonus episode. Enjoy.

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Episode 707: Piff Gives The Right Slice! Jul 30, 2020

A grateful dragon comes on to give back to the best listeners in the world. Paul has a new catch phrase for you. Matt buys an Ice Tea.

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Episode 706: No Maskots Jul 27, 2020

Matt finds a friend on the way to work. Scoopmail and Jock Vs. Nerd

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Episode 705: RJ GOings Jul 23, 2020

Jacob watches Running Man. Uncle RJ stops by. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia

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Episode 704: Paul's Shower Thoughts Jul 20, 2020

Spadoni is less gay than he thought and he also has a new album out. Listen for free at www.linktr.ee/cosmosmusic and enjoy. Paul has shower thoughts. Scoopmail. Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia- Iowa edition!

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Episode 703: The Heaton Is On Jul 16, 2020

Hilarious host of The Politcal Orphanage podcast, Andrew Heaton in studio.

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Episode 702: No Regard For Beauregard Jul 13, 2020

A masked Reddi Rich in churn breaks down UNLV mascot history. Scoop Mail gems and Jock Vs Nerd Trivia.

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Episode 701: XBurlesque Bungee Splat Jul 09, 2020

Scoopfest gets postponed exactly 1 year. We interview the cast of XBurlesque. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd

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Episode 700: Get To The Copper! Jul 06, 2020

We made it to 700! Macho Man Randy Sprinkles wrote a list of his top 700 moments and we even read some of them. ML Kennedy tees up a special Scoopardy.

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Episode 699: Throcean (a bonus episode!) Jul 03, 2020

Both Matt and Paul had very difficult weeks. This ad free podcast, the third of this week is made possible by our patreon backers. Plus, only one episode left to make your list of 700 favorite moments!

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Episode 698: Gungans and Dragons Jul 01, 2020

Matt's kids get into Star Wars?! Fantastic Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd Trivia.

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Episode 697: Fruit of the Heirloom Jun 29, 2020

SJ stops by. Paul lets the singles know whats up. Scoopmail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

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Episode 696: An Alien Queen Laying Eggs... Jun 25, 2020

Tuesday June 30th, Vinny Grosso will perfrom online magic for the scoops! Matt is back and so is the new into bit for Paul! Paul wants to feel like a natural woman.

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Episode 695: Cultural Flushing (with Piff) ! Jun 22, 2020

VotePiff.com returns! Piff pops in to plug his appearance on TBS tonight as he competes against the best in comedy. Also other stuff!

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Episode 694: No Entendre! Jun 18, 2020

Podcast intro ideas cause conflict in the Churn! Matt's keychain breaks the internet.

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Episode 693: Gold Flake On A Beetle Jun 15, 2020

Paul doesn't know the difference between a zombie and a mummy. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd

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Episode 692: Bidets and B'Nights Jun 11, 2020

Urban dictionary is a bitch, bitch. Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd

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Episode 691: Give a Match, Take a Match Jun 08, 2020

Matt and Paul lit fires as children. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd

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Episode 690: Mine Confirmation Bias Jun 04, 2020

Back to sillier yet honest talk with some awesome scoopmail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

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Episode 689: Tough Week for Preaching Fun Jun 01, 2020

Fun Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Hard stuff before that.

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Episode 688: Posable and Hoseable May 28, 2020

The boys discuss restaurants adapting for delivery apps. Scoopmail and jock vs nerd.

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Episode 687: Apologies To The Van Dyke Family. May 25, 2020

Nonsense and scoopmail.

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Episode 686: Tilda Day I Die May 21, 2020

Shit Barn baby! Scoop Mail Mamma! Jock Vs Nerd now Daddy!

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Episode 685: Spaghetti Foot Bear May 18, 2020

Paul science the boys on bathroom matches. Bonnie Brushwood sees Matt for who he is.

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Episode 684: Cool Cool Send May 15, 2020

Okay okay, we accidentally just talk real talk about Covid19 for the first 30 minutes. We didn't mean to. Know that after that, Matt reveals a doozy and we swing right into a prime ICS sweet spot that is worth sticking out the first half hour! You should be laughing a ton by the end. It's quite a ride.

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Episode 683: Dat1Scrubb May 13, 2020

Matt's wife interrupts his man tear time...

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Episode 682: Aunt Mary's Silver Tears May 11, 2020

Paul divides a nation with his burrito topping. Scoop Mail, Jock Vs. Nerd and Brent Mukai calls in to tell us about his new Mystery Sci Fi Comedy podcast.

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Episode 681: Right Said Fred Savage Garden May 07, 2020

Matt shows his kids Princess Bride. Jock Vs Nerd and Scoop Mail.

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Episode 680: The JB Weld Experience May 04, 2020

Jacob buys shit for his ceiling. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd

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Episode 679: Porn Sniffing Dog Apr 30, 2020

We have a cool and unique interview but you have to wait for it as we do our usual nonsense first.

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Episode 678: The Zima of Truth Apr 27, 2020

Matt recalls his two encounter with young Nathan Fillion. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd

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Episode 677: Carolyn Goodman is a Dipshit. Apr 23, 2020

The UCB theatre closed but it's not as closed as the mind of Carolyn Goodman. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

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Episode 676: Aw Pigeon Returns Apr 20, 2020

Paul braves shopping. Matt and Jacob brave a roof. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd

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Episode 675: Cross Bowlognese Apr 16, 2020

Paul wonders about how many versions of Latrine have been made. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

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Episode 674: Nest of Shingle Wolves Apr 13, 2020

Matt's kid achieves another milestone. Scoop Mail! Audio Jock vs Nerd trivia!

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Episode 673: Snore Screaming Apr 09, 2020

Matt got plume info wrong last episode. We finish out fast food bracket and announce our champion.

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Episode 672: Church of L.J.S. Apr 06, 2020

Covid coping and the fast food bracket challenge!

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Episode 671: The Final Recap. Happy 6th Anniverary! Apr 01, 2020

Hey Scoops,

7 years ago today, on Penn's Sunday School, Matt asked to the world to check out a new podcast called Matt and Mattingly's Ice Cream Social. There, he asked his comedy partner Paul about growing up the son of a former priest and nun as parents and the rest is history. Adopting "preaching fun" as slogan akin to PSS's "preaching love", we felt that people don't always need reminding of the world's stresses and pressures. Our goal was to give people a time out from their regular lives and feel like they were joking around with friends. Now here we are in the craziest of circumstances across the globe and more than ever, we give you credit for feeling the weight of this all in your own personal ways. Now more than ever, we feel like we should offer silly in the face of serious. Thank you all so much for making this community so beautiful and being a source of light to the three of us.

FYITF

Matt, Paul and Jacob

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Episode 670: Salad From My Victory Garden Mar 30, 2020

Matt fails at book reading time with his children.

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Episode 669: Toe Pube Berry Mar 27, 2020

We recorded this not knowing, Mitzy would be our last studio guest for the foreseeable future. Yet here we are with a gem we recorded a couple of weeks ago. Enjoy our food tournament and shaving breakdowns.

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Episode 668: Paul's Take On Emma Mar 25, 2020

Paul watches some bullshit with his wife. Matt's friends can spell "rice".

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Episode 667: Drive Thru Lap Dance Mar 23, 2020

Vegas knows how to handle its' pandemics...

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Episode 666: Sloth Slut Mar 19, 2020

Mitzy is Satan. Episode 666 is here and like everyone else, our plans for 666 went out the window and Mitzy filled in.

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Episode 665: "She Hit Me With A Hanger". Mar 16, 2020

Jacob, Paul, and Matt try to figure out which one of them is a toilet paper hoarder. Night Attack Picnic postponed. Frozen 2 is now available on Disney Plus- Thanks to ICS!

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Episode 664: Slices of Chili Mar 12, 2020

Take a comedic break for a few moments with this bank episode.

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Episode 663: Judge Judy's Neck Doily Mar 09, 2020

Poop poop poop poop poop! Poop in a bag.

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Episode 662: Back Up Djibouti Mar 05, 2020

Late night episode alert! with Eli Newell in churn!

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Episode 661: Feng Shui But For Bodies Mar 02, 2020

The boys call a production meeting and lay out their corona virus plans.

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Episode 660: Mickey's Double Dip Feb 27, 2020

We are going back to Austin Texas to do an event with Night Attack! Check out: https://www.scamstuff.com/products/2020-picnic

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Episode 659: A Bag of Dead Weasels Feb 24, 2020

Justin Robert Young, host of Politics Politics Politics breaks down the Nevada caucus as only we can, thru idiotic bits.

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Episode 658: Energy E-fish-ent Feb 20, 2020

Jacob gets a window, Matt gets a straw, and Paul repaints the Statue of Liberty. Scoop Mail. Jock Vs. Nerd.

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Episode 657: Kambute Feb 17, 2020

Matt hits another dad milestone. Paul remembers Van Damme movies.

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Episode 656: The Masked Virginian Feb 14, 2020

Matt Makes an internet trick. Rusty Scoop and The Eltzroths stop by. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

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Episode 655: 90's Nostaglia Accordian Rollercoaster Feb 10, 2020

An unusually calm and curious Paul Mattingly drives the bus is this rare gem of an ICS episode. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd Trivia.

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Epsiode 654: When Hips Don't Lie Feb 06, 2020

Jimmy Slo and Shakira's Hips are both in studio to share their thoughts. Plus, listen at the end for details about his improv workshop, improv show, and magic shows in Sacremento this week. Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd

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Episode 653: "I'm Not A Bike Shop Guy" Feb 03, 2020

Bikes, Strippers and fake post super bowl takes. Who loves ya?

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Episode 652: Neggo My Eggo Jan 30, 2020

Tommy Todd just brings out the best in the boys, and honestly- this is an instant classic episode. LA Jay also in churn helps launch the LA Jay photo challenge!

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Episode 651: New Voices of Porn Jan 27, 2020

2 Girls, 1 Mic co host Alice and Yvette in the churn.

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Episode 650: Bears Have Terrible Timing. Jan 23, 2020

Matt's last roast. An amazing comedian, magician stops by. Harrison Greenbaum

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Episode 649: Soft Black Bag of Doom Jan 20, 2020

Butt slapping sports stories and more!

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Episode 648: The Old Office Pocket Puss Jan 16, 2020

The boys tackle the Oscar Snubs and whether they'd burn down a building. Scoop Mail and the all measurements addition of Jock Vs. Nerd.

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Episode 647: Group Foot Juggling with Fresh Shaved Parm Jan 13, 2020

Scandinavian Juggling professor, Jay Gilligan in studio. Scoop Mail. Jock vs Nerd.

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Episode 646: Pebble Trampoline Jan 09, 2020

Paul explores Non Newtonian Bread theories.

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Episode 645: Hanky Williams Jr. Jan 06, 2020

RJ stops by mid show. Matt has a dentist story.

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Episode 644: Methboygan Jan 02, 2020

#Paulknowsthefuture

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Episode 643: An Angular Toothy Blowhole Dec 30, 2019

Paul asks a questions for the ages.

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Episode 642: New Nashville Tires Dec 26, 2019

Q Donnelly and America's favorite public defender back in studio.

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Episode 641: 7 Inches and Sleepy Dec 23, 2019

Our kind of holiday themed episode is here!

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Episode 640: Usain Bolt's Top 5 Piano Requests. Dec 19, 2019

Matt is a freak. Paul is a lover. Jacob is older.

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Episode 639: To Tattoo Or Not To Tattoo Dec 16, 2019

Matt had divides the churn on how to handle his head.

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Episode 638: No Z In Thomassian Dec 12, 2019

Anais Thomassian in studio. She talks returns of Questworld to Las Vegas, Absinthe, Pub Quiz Caberet and Walmart Sex Trafficing.

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Episode 637: $2000 Bed Rental Dec 09, 2019

Matt starts to feel the Bern. Paul reads the news.

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Episode 636: Ether Ragtime Jam Dec 05, 2019

Matt learns the true meaning of Thanksgiving (Day Parade). Jock Vs. Nerd and Scoop Mail.

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Episode 635: Blood of the Ancients Dec 02, 2019

Paul and Jacob watched Creed.Scoopmail.jockvsnerd.

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Episode 634: Piss De Leon Nov 27, 2019

To honor people traveling for Thanksgiving, here is episode 634 one day early. Goudeau, Jacob Jax, and Vinny Grosso launch NPGTshow.com and make an unusual wager for Jock Vs. Nerd.

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Episode 633: Awesomely Pranker Podcasting Nov 25, 2019

Matt looks back on his first VH1 show in the early 2000s. Paul pitches his own prank show.

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Episode 632: Cindy Quill's Retreat Nov 21, 2019

Paul knows his pokemon, but does he know medicine?

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Episode 631: $42K is for Kids. Nov 18, 2019

A special guest appears in at a Piff Show. A fantastic scoop mail follow up. Jock Vs. Nerd.

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Episode 630: Sh*t Oh! Nov 14, 2019

Jacob has a new catch phrase. scoop mail and jock vs nerd

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Episode 629: Hanker Wagon Nov 12, 2019

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Episode 628: Oh Miss Behave! Nov 07, 2019

Miss Behave of the Miss Behave Gameshow stops in to talk life on the strip vs London vs Fremont St. Scoopmail Jock Vs Nerd

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Episode 627: Chicken's Chicken Nov 04, 2019

Eric Dittelman back in studio again for the first time in over 600 episodes. Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

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Episode 626: Return of the Spooktacular! Oct 31, 2019

Halloween!

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Episode 625: Suburban Bourbon Turban Oct 28, 2019

Ellie stops by to talk all thing Davenport Jubilee. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

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Episode 624: Bigfoot's big foot Oct 24, 2019

Matt looks into long term baby sitting. Jock Vs. Nerd and Scoop Mail

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OOPS! Here's the actual "623: What Rhymes With Ticklish" Oct 21, 2019

A pirate pose, there's nothing to it,Vogue. Ryer and Nikki in churn.

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Episode 622: Napolean Fall Apart Brisket Oct 17, 2019

The boys are taken to a shady undisclosed vegas location, fed amazing brisket in a wonderful Jock Vs. Nerd day. Jim from Pod Therapy stops by. Scoop mail and Family Feud.

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Episode 621: Entre-manures Oct 14, 2019

Scoops create a historic event for one magic dragon. Jacob Matt and Matt's kids go to Monster Jam. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

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Episode 620: Red Hot Poker Scandal Oct 10, 2019

Scandal in the world of poker. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd

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Episode 619: Blanc De Bing Crosby Oct 07, 2019

Blanc de Blanc's Spencer Novich. Also the post piff show bucket show on 10.13 will take place at MacMullen's at 8pm. Frozen 49th physical scoop mail. Jock Vs Nerd trivia.

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Episode 618: The Biggest Get In Town w/ Johnny Kats Oct 05, 2019

Delivered to you right on time is our September bonus episode! Johnny Kats interviewed us for his podcast, "Podkats". His show is edited and condensed and polsihed. We we hate that. So we also recorded the whole thing and thought we'd give our listeners the unedited version before his podcast comes out on Monday.

And to make up for the lack of Tiger Snake in this bonus episode, we are going to do go a late night recording for episode 619 which comes out on Monday.

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Episode 617: Speak Truth to Hips Oct 03, 2019

Matt's son goes to the theater. Jock Vs Nerd and Scoop Mail.

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Episode 616: Buckshot Pie Sep 30, 2019

Vegas Breaking News: Major 1/2 of an announcements about Rock Vault. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd

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Episode 615: A Dungeon Master's First Kiss Sep 26, 2019

Dungeons and Dragon's dungeon. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd trivia

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Episode 614: When You Saw Station Agent Sep 23, 2019

Our hot takes on the Emmy's with carpet to carpet coverage. Jock Vs. Nerd and scoop mail.

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Episode 613: Thalidomide Knives Sep 19, 2019

Matt has a kitchen issue. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd.

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Episode 612: Paul's Way Or The Highway Sep 16, 2019

Scoop Mail and Scoopardy

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Episode 611: Field Tripping and Fool Us Sep 12, 2019

Matt's Fool Us episode airs. James Asmus calls in about Field Tripping. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 610: Chinese Egg Delicacy Sep 09, 2019

Jacob hates furr babies. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 609: Gay Guilt Chicken Sandwich Sep 05, 2019

September 7 and 14, see Talia Brava's sex (edging only) cult show at Art Square. Guns and chicken? Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 608: Pop Tart with Cheese Sep 02, 2019

Paul's expertise shines through. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 607: Combiner Lion Aug 29, 2019

Matt sees Lion King. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 606: Bonnie's Ball Hospice Aug 26, 2019

Bonnie, skip this one. We start off good, it takes a dip, and then it gets bonkers crazy. Night Attack and Tiger Snake.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 605: Orangu-Tang (Patreon Bonus Episode) Aug 24, 2019

Mr. Las Vegas sicks his monkey on children allegedly. Scoop Mail. Jock Vs. NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 604: Who Shotspeare'd Princes Wendy? Aug 22, 2019

Heyscoops.com/piff for free piff tickets for 10/13 Berating or Celebration. VotePenn.com. Matt and Heidi have the best drunk Shakespeare show in the history of mankind. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 603: Deep Fried Owl On A Stick Aug 19, 2019

VotePenn.com and vegas' only true breakdown of Paula Abdul's show.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 602: Rich Men Knit Aug 15, 2019

Jacob has car trouble. Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 601: Dice Man Cometh Aug 12, 2019

Night Attack's Brian Brushwood and Justin Robert Young in StudioLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 600: Uber Uni-Tine! Aug 08, 2019

We made it to episode 600! We definitely have a special podcast in store because we definitely remembered it was episode 600. We didn't blow it and just do a regular old episode of our show. For sure.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 599: My Butt Is Like A Dog's Mouth Aug 05, 2019

Paul has a hard time sleeping. Mike from Atlanta talks puppets and magic. Scoop Mail. Jock Vs. Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 598: Bread Bug Lid Aug 01, 2019

Lobster Quesadilla and a Fruit Plate, 2 bits! Podcast recomendation break down and Jock Vs. Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 597: Late Night Super Satan Episode Jul 31, 2019

Tiger Snake takes the boys in all kinds of directions and leaves Matt feeling weird. Enjoy! There will be no mid roll advertisements in this episode as it is paid for by backers of our patreon page. 797 people are currently helping our show and our community and we are so grateful for it.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 596: Very Small Lobsters Jul 29, 2019

Nonsense ahoy. scoop mail. jock vs. nerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 595: No One Can Leave- There Has Been a Myrtle! Jul 25, 2019

Stupidity loves company as Matt welcome listener mail about stupid mistakes. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs, Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 594: Horse Omelette Jul 22, 2019

Paul's Sweathouse afternoon. Matt messes up. Scoopmail. Fun Warning: Jock Vs. NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 593: Table Side Churn Down Service. Jul 18, 2019

Pimpinella and The Sake Boxes. We get Indiana, Washington State, and Brazilian scoops in the house. Scoop mail and Jock vs Nerd. Food vs Curse Word.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 592: "Bagel My Light" -Piff The Magic Dragon. Jul 15, 2019

He's baaaack!!! Great friend of the show, Piff needs a scoop army to win him some Best of Vegas awards. So he stops by to admire Jacob and drink coffee. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 591: Unsafe Safe Word. Jul 11, 2019

Matt's kid loses a tooth. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 590: Sail The Seas of Majesty Jul 08, 2019

Earthquake Lady and The Little Mermaid. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 589: Inside Pub Quiz Caberet Jul 04, 2019

So much funny in studio... Familiar faces and new ones in studio. Anais, Heidi squared, and are old friend Kasey talk about their near perfect show, Pub Quiz Cabaret before getting into all kinds of topics. Dirty Joke scoopmail and Pub Quiz Scoopardy. Scoop JT peppers this entire episode as well.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Epsiode 588: John Stockton This Lake. Jul 01, 2019

Nathan give us cheesecake. Matt goes to Bass Pro Shop. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 587: Doggy Bowser MD Jun 26, 2019

RJ Owens in studio to plug new season of Fool Us Behind the Scenes. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 586: G Spot Reveal Party Jun 24, 2019

Matt asks his kids a question and remembers a time his friend hit on his other friend. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 585: It's a Bad Time To Be Related to Spadoni. Jun 20, 2019

Bucket Show Pianist, Spadoni pops into the churn after a rought couple of months.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 584: Rowan on Guitar Jun 17, 2019

Former Dio guitarist guests in churn.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 583: Hooters Toy Talk Jun 13, 2019

The boys stop themselves from getting thru 2 stories. Scoop Mail. Jock Vs. Nerd. They also announce their new Summer Sale for their first ever button down black work shirt with kick ass ICS Truck design on back.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 582: Donny & Marine Jun 10, 2019

Might as well be a night of slam poetry. "He Did What" Scoopmail. Jock Vs. Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 581: Carrying My Upper Half To Find My Lower Half Humping Clay Aiken's Warm Wet Rag. Jun 06, 2019

Finally, we get the Murder She Wrote Scoopardy Jock Vs. Nerd Quiz We Deserve. Also, do you miss the 90's. Well apparently Matt and Paul do!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 580: $10 Million Sperm Machine. Jun 03, 2019

This one starts gross and gets grosser. Proof that if we are loosing our taste and tact with age. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 579; Funerals Are Almost Always Posthumous May 30, 2019

Paul sees wrestling. Paul sees a musical. Moonshine Scoopmail. Jock Vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 578: “Wait, He Did What??” Scoopmail Debut! May 27, 2019

Irish Mentalist, Escape Artist, Magician and porcheen enthusiast in studio. First two “wait he did what??” Emails are in! An all aussie jock Vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 577: Wee Ed Sheerhan May 23, 2019

We actually lost half this episode due to a power surge to the building that the churn is within. So you’ll hear a moment where we have to go back and re read some Scoopmail and question our running bits. We hope it all checks out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 576: Butt Crack Burgling May 20, 2019

SJ’s too loud for Boulder City. Matt is an ogre 3 times over. Scoopmail. Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 575: 21 Shades of Jade Simone May 16, 2019

The always mysterious, compelling, and ridiculous Jade Simone in studio! Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 574: Princess Wendy Late Night Tease. May 13, 2019

The hilarious and charming Matt Morgan and Heidi Brucker Morgan are in studio. A unique circus couple working in Vegas pimp their new show Princess Wendy’s Late Night Tease Room at The Attic in The Nerd in the Neonopolis near the White Castle aka Castillo Blanco. And Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 573: Shakespeare in Spandex May 09, 2019

We get caught up talking about movies for too long and then get ridiculous. Scoop Mail and jock Vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 572: Meatballs of the People May 06, 2019

Matt is back from New Mexico. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 571: Johnny Kats with The Diiiiiiiiish May 02, 2019

Johnny Kats, Las Vegas’ premiere entertainment reporter talks Vegas like no one else can. We try to interrupt him with bits. Jock VS Nerd. Side Note: Matt is Mind Noodling this weekend in New Mexico opening for Piff at the Santa Anna Star. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 570: Naming Another Baby Apr 29, 2019

Oh yeah, some nonsense, some scoop mail and baby naming jock Vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 569: Panty Filled Donuts Apr 25, 2019

Let’s change the world. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 568: Find Your Beam Apr 22, 2019

At one point, Matt refers to Opening Arguements host Andrew Torrez as “Anthony”- what an asshole Matt is. Happy Easter. Scoopmail and Jock v NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 567: “Germany Is Where They Eat Them D*cks” Apr 18, 2019

RJ stops by. Paul finally loses his job. Scoop mail and Jock Vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 566: Anita Anna Haystack Apr 15, 2019

The usual nonsense. Then a very important question for you. Scoopmail and animal fact jock Vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 565: Board Room Paul Apr 11, 2019

WWE tackle for a loss. Scoop Mail. Jock Vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 564: Scooping Darius (Live from Pittsburgh). Apr 08, 2019

This is Churn out Pittsburgh. We explore Pittsburgh’s vocabulary, their Airbnb situation, and welcome a local author onstage to discuss their latest novel. Plus live scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 563: Hitmen Who F*#k Apr 04, 2019

We might have a name for our comedy album. Jock Vs Nerd!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 562: Meat Pretzel Apr 01, 2019

Vegas parking and weather fan favorite, Scott Roeben in studio. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 561: 9am Paul Mar 28, 2019

Paul’s up early and there is hell to pay in the churn. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 560: Poopermint Oil Mar 25, 2019

We talk tapes, we call Brent Mukai, we give a special plug to the WhoScoops podcast. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 559: Tiny Blood Machines Mar 21, 2019

What has Paul been watching, vegas parking and weather, production meeting, scoop Mail, Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 558: Julianne Moore’s Grape Soda Mar 18, 2019

A new Major announcement for patreon backers. Matt wife is in a movie. Paul contemplates the ingredients of grape soda. Scoop Mail. Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 557: Catholic Church League. Mar 14, 2019

Melania’s body double. Pete Davidson should apologize? Johnny Thompson’s Bucket Show. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 556: Kilning Time. Mar 11, 2019

Paul’s brother John, Eltzroth and Titty Sprinkles hang for a ridiculous late night episode after spending the day doing South By So Wasted. Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 555: Animal Facts Mar 07, 2019

The boys are almost wrapped on Fool Us. Scoop Mail. Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 554: Triviality’s Pop Quiz for ICS Mar 04, 2019

Paul gets a promotion. Matt does not. Triviality podcast hosts in studio. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 553: Buster Brown Eyes Feb 28, 2019

Tiger. Snake. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 552: Skanky Mass Feb 25, 2019

Cannons guys. Let’s talk about it. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 551: Paul watches Abucted In Plain Sight. Feb 21, 2019

Paul watches crazy YouTube videos, fyre festival documentaries and now... plus, scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 550: Menthouse Magazine Feb 18, 2019

Jacob has 2 classy outings. Scoop Mail. Jock Vs Nerd with an uninvited party crasher. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 549: Ice Cream Attack Feb 13, 2019

The boys are heading to Austin for South by So Wasted with Night Attack in March 9th. Ticket link right here: https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/4088827 paul is reading again, how matt found a therepist, scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 548: The Weird Backwards Episode! Feb 11, 2019

Jock Vs Nerd. Scoop Mail. Nonsense. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 547: Pig Island Feb 06, 2019

Apologies to and love for our listeners. Septic Tank story part 1. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 546: Thin Shelly Feb 04, 2019

The long awaited breakdown by Paul of 2018’s Predator is finally here! Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 545: Manny Snacquiao Jan 30, 2019

Celestia from Squaring the Strange shares a perfect behind the scenes only in vegas gig. Geek Shock’s Fact Check Andy is studio as well. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 544: I Work In Your City Hole Jan 28, 2019

Paul needs a new welcome mat. The legend of Diamond Blades. Scoop Addy in studio. Scoopmail and Jock Vs nerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 543: Femelaphant Jan 23, 2019

This episode is up early so that we can ask: 1) our vegas listeners to come out to the Bucket Show Wednesday at 10:30pm, Cockroach Theater 2) we can rally all our listeners to spend $1.99 at iTunes for the comedy album “All’s Well by Night Attack” to make it the number one album. (Currently 3rd!) Also, Man Candy Improv stops by for Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd. Check out their twitch page Twitch.tv/mancandymusicalimprov. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 542: Guns Are Not Mirrors Jan 21, 2019

Paul watches a documentary. Two Bobbies. Scoop Mail. Jock Vs Nerd scoopardy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 541: Live from Northwestern State Univeristy. Jan 17, 2019

Matt got hired to write a movie. Students Trivia challenge. Q&A. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 540: Doll Bologna Jan 14, 2019

The boys return to the fancy bed and breakfast and record late night silliness. scoop mail and jock vs nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 539: Aaron McGyver Burr Jan 10, 2019

Paul remembers a song. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 538: One Pulpy Bullet Jan 07, 2019

Paul eats a filling pizza. Dischord update. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 537: Everything Is Fine-teen In 2019 Jan 03, 2019

The boys goes huddled and limping into 2019 in this ridiculous episode. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 536: Return of Night Attack Dec 31, 2018

Night attack challanges matt and Mattingly to produce a comedy album in 2019. Matt goes to the movies. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 535: Happenis XMas Dec 27, 2018

We really stretch out in all kinds of ways from gross school boy humor to deep thoughts about death and atheism. So maybe not the best Chris Bosh episode. But hey... Christmas was 2 days ago now. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 534: Mozzarella Stix App Dec 24, 2018

We were overdue for a Philadelphia deep dive. You’re welcome. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 533: Freaky Fish Pants Dec 20, 2018

Another fine bank show for your ear holes. Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 532: Cry of The Gull Dec 17, 2018

That’s the thing though. This is a bank episode. So the fact that there are two bird titled episodes in a row is actually a neat coincidence. So we hope you dig it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 531: Kill 2 Birds With 1 Drone. Dec 13, 2018

Steph Curry is a conspiracy theortist. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Also, special news and appearance by Brian Brushwood. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 530: Liberace Chi Chi Dec 09, 2018

What would it take Matt to go to a high school basketball. Scoop Mail jack Vs Nerd Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 529: Filet of Anus Dec 06, 2018

Hey guys. It’s me Eppy. Short for Episode Summary. Anyhow. I remember this being a fine episode but that’s about it. Look, I get it. That is not enough information to be in an episode summary. So please send any and all complaints to Paul@heyscoops.comLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 528: Toffee Barrel Dec 03, 2018

Listener Ryan stops by with booze. Paul celebrates his birthday. Jacob tells a jacob story. Scoop Mail, Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 527: An Unnamed Tavern Nov 28, 2018

Las Vegas Parking and Weather. Fremont has a new act. Matt experiences something so Henderson, it hurts. Scoopmail and Jock Vs. NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 526: Morrisey Whales Nov 26, 2018

Plus, Matt’s kid dresses up like Dominic the Donkey. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 525: Gobble Gab O’Clock Nov 22, 2018

Thanks to all who wrote in on our social media with requests for your favorite bits. We didn’t get to as many as usual but it still might be our best holiday podcast. Hope it is enjoyed by listeners who are traveling, to stick at home or even stuck at work. Happy thanksgiving from ICS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 524: Srunch. Nov 19, 2018

Hey guys, it’s me Episode Summary. Look. I get it I’m not great at my job. And yeah, my dad got me this job and so I know I’m basically untouchable and can’t be fired. That doesn’t mean I want to be terrible at summarizing episodes. But I am. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 523: OcTEDpuss Nov 15, 2018

And how is this for an episode summary, eh!?Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 522: “Stolen Feathers!” Nov 12, 2018

Goudeau and Penn give Matt advice. Roddy Piper soda is consumed. Scoopmail and Jock Vs NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 521: Oh My Bruised and Tender Nov 08, 2018

Matt discusses getting clipped. Paul reaches a milestone. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd that is actually just Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 520: Mukai Mackerel Nov 05, 2018

Matt gets hit by a raw dead mackerel on stage in Seattle and loves to tell. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 519: “David Copperfield: Wear A Diaper”. Nov 01, 2018

Zach sees Copperfield. Scoopmail and Jock Vs. Nerd *because of recording timing, we forgot to record our annual Halloween character bit fest. We will do this for thanksgiving. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 518: Dog & Snake Return! Oct 28, 2018

More churn nonsense. Dog and snake Halloween album available at HeyScoops.com/shop Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 517: Nesting Doll of Dicks Oct 25, 2018

Australian Circus School graduate Asher is here. Scoop Mail and Joc Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 516: Copper Penis Oct 22, 2018

We check the temperature on Ryer’s passion for tiki. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 515: Men of the Town Oct 19, 2018

Paul gambles. Matt is offered coffee. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 514: Dunking Old Toothpick Oct 15, 2018

Recorded at Scoopfest Vegas 2018, comedian and magician Mac King stops by. Listener mail, Jock Vs Nerd Neapolitan Wife addition. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 513: Fireplace 3 Oct 11, 2018

Paul gives Anne a nosebleed anniversary present. Mystery Truck food and Scoopmail. Plus jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 512: A Neck Tat for Your Truck Oct 08, 2018

The boys launch operation “Super Satan”. Matt and Paul want to perform with you in Las Vegas. Paul hates drunks. Jacob finds himself dining with someone he suddenly doesn’t like very much. Jock Vs Nerd. ScoopmailLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 511: Movies w/ Mikey Movie Revealed Oct 04, 2018

Matt meets a crack head. Scoopfest features headliner Mikey Neumann who will be recording an episode where he is challenged to like a movie that scoops voted on. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 510: Mr. Gambino Yakuza Oct 01, 2018

Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 509: Fool Me 7 Times, No Shame. Sep 27, 2018

Voki (@artisnerd) joins us on the podcast and speaks to his life with Ringling Bros, Cirque Du Soliel, Life as the Gazillionaire and life after being Gaz. Scoop Mail, Jock Vs Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 508: Lousy With Irons Sep 24, 2018

What has Paul been watching now... Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 507: PTSDeez Nutz! Sep 20, 2018

We join the internet in discussing Trump’s penis. Matt gets a peculiar job offer. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd- List Challenge. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 506: Antarctic Zig Zags Sep 16, 2018

Matt picks his kid up. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 505: Asstocracy Sep 12, 2018

Who is controlling the weather and how often do they work? Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 504: A Pride of Seagulls Sep 10, 2018

Jacob and Paul analyze dreams. Matt sees La Reve and announces side project with RJ, Abracababble.com. Scoopmail and Drunken jock Vs Nerd scoopardy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 503: Unfortunate Cookie Sep 06, 2018

You know. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 502: You Down with OTT Sep 03, 2018

Paul and Matt get a gig. Scoopmail and a jock Vs Nerd quiz. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 501: The Sequence of Sequins Aug 29, 2018

Late night session and fresh from the streets of Tonapah. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 500: The Monico Fart Chronicles Aug 27, 2018

Amazing Hollywood writer and children’s book author Brian Lynch talks about why he wrote Toy Academy as a boom, Secret Life of Pets after Louis CK, and meeting Harrison Ford. Scoop Mail, Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 499: Squirrelkle Jerk Aug 22, 2018

You know. The Usual StuffLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 498: Bone In Chovi Aug 20, 2018

Paul doesn’t witness a fight. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 497: Rocky Mountain Titty Sweat. Aug 15, 2018

Keeler cameo. Scoopmail. Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 496: If It Stinks, Blinks Or Makes Noise... Aug 13, 2018

Paul’s theatre etiquette is in fleek. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 495: Diet Dr. Panty Aug 10, 2018

Night Attack’s Brian Brushwood helps tackle a topic gripping the nation -how much impact does a massage have on a family? Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 494: How to Litter at a Party Aug 08, 2018

Matt fails as a kitchen pioneer. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 493: Get Out, Miguel. Aug 05, 2018

Paul’s awkward day at work. Matt’s awkward day at work. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 492: Blubes Aug 02, 2018

Rockaby sweet baby blubes. Scoop Mail. Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 491: Questworld’s 2 Comfy Seats. Jul 30, 2018

Matt unfriends a few folks. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 490: Go Outside, Dad. Jul 26, 2018

Jacob innovates company culture at Absinthe. Matt has a new pool toy. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 489: Solar Panel Heat Panel Jul 23, 2018

Jacob drinks and watches stuff. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 488: Just Pass The Mic Jul 19, 2018

Can Paul pawn? GLOW’s Rebekka Johnson talk about her new project seedandspark.com/fund/consent) scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 487: Cash Cabbage. (Tiern Out!) Jul 16, 2018

Man Vs Food’s Casey Webb joins the boys in stage at Tierneys Tavern. So does one super surprise guest and about a half dozen scoops for scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. We are so thankful to the 130 people who packed Tierneys Tavern in NJ Man Vs Food airs Monday nights on the Travel Channel. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 486: Sprinkler System Full of Bleach Jul 12, 2018

Only Paul would have this tax experience... Scoopmail and Jock Vs NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 485: Nebraska Mule Jul 09, 2018

The churn is gone. Long Live the churn. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 484: Don Poseidon Jul 06, 2018

A ridiculous bonus episode brought to you by the kind and sexy people who support us on Patreon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 483: Oh, That Slow Bath Jul 04, 2018

Happy 4th of July to all the American listeners. Happy Wednesday to everyone else. Happy Thursday to Australians. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 482: Catching up with Westworld’s Ptolemy Slocum (Sylvester) Jul 02, 2018

We call up westworld’s Ptolemy Slocum and talk about season 2. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 481: Bring Your Butthole Bib. Jun 28, 2018

Matt annouces he is filling in for Mac King in July 7th. Matt and Paul somehow saw Ocean’s 8. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 480: It’s Pronounced “Masquerade”, You Docile Idiot. Jun 25, 2018

The bank show to top all bank shows!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 479: Sea Bear Jun 21, 2018

Trivial items slowly unravel into nonsense and running bits. Jock, Nerd, Scoop MailLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 478: Snaketually Transmitted Disease. Jun 18, 2018

Yeah man. Here is the latest episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 477: EPIC PIFF Jun 14, 2018

Piff returns and makes scorched earth of the churn. There is no Scoopmail. There is no Jock Vs Nerd. There is only Piff. Thank you to patreon backers for making his episode possible. This is technically a bonus episode for the week and will look like that when 475 is reposted. Hugs and Kisses. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 476: Why Can’t I Butt Musk Paul Shortino? Jun 11, 2018

Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 475: Your Feet Are So Tight. Jun 08, 2018

Paul's got a musical idea that's a real diaper dandy. Matt's wife gets stuck working the worst piece of shit of a human being. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 474: Insepsis. Jun 06, 2018

Pod therapy guys are the latest roster addition to Scoopfest. Paul figures out of his wife is an enabler. Matt talks to two jackasses in Jacksonville. 1 day left to sell 24 tickets to Tiern Out... hey, see you at Scoopfest!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 473: Syruptishly Served Jun 04, 2018

Look. We recorded this last Tuesday on a 2 Episode day. Who knows what we said. I mean, who am I, rain man!? I remember is was a good one. Jock Vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. Fyi: 3 days left for HeyScoops/ballkicker for Tierneys. We’ve sold 66 tickets. 34 more to go. Maybe it’ll happen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 472: Buttattoo May 31, 2018

Paul and CJ talk video games. Matt has his brother call in to correct Paul on his quantum theories. Jock Vs Nerd. Scoopmail. Thanks. This is about Israel. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 471: Burgle Dem Hams, MK May 28, 2018

Matt goes to a magic shop with Piff. 10 days left to sell 56 tickets to Tiern out- HeyScoops.com/ballkicker. Jock Vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 470: Think Of It Like A Hot Dog Bun May 23, 2018

That’s right. HeyScoops.com/ballkicker 15 days to fund Tierneys Churn Out in July. Jacob lays out his peremeters for a porn party. Matt admits to his embarrassing porn purchases of his early 20s. Paul eventually gets fixated on endangering people’s lives with fireworks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 469: 6 Boobs May 21, 2018

New Vampire the Masquerade? Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 468: Horsey Oat Farts May 17, 2018

Caricature Carnies Celestia (from Squaring the Strange podcast) and Geek Shock’s Fact Check Andy stop by and we all get carried away on all kinds of topics. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 467: Stupid-Switzerland May 14, 2018

Podcasters are dirt people. Scoop Mail. Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 466: Cauliflower Hands May 10, 2018

Jacob almost worked to death, matt gets groceries and all the boys Jock it up at a minor league baseball game for jock Vs Nerd Day. Scoop Mail and audio Jock Vs Nerd C. O. N. E. Edition. Once agin Thursday 5.10 is the last day to enroll in the payment plan option for Scoopfest Vegas 2018. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 465: Suck On A Gas Rag May 07, 2018

Look we went super late recording this right after 464. And 464 went really well. But we just fell apart by the end I think. None the less I think it is enjoyable. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 464: Camocliner May 03, 2018

Paul also buys a couch. Buckle up. This was a fun one. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 463: Cleopatra’s Night Cream Apr 30, 2018

Something about a Slonina in studio that makes the magic happen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 462: Jerk Nap Apr 26, 2018

“Don’t mistake my Fleekness for Weakness” T shirt sale happening now at HeyScoops.com/shop. RJ Owens stops by to talk two tummies and terrorizing neighbors. Scoopmail and Jock vs. Nerd Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 461: Like Riding A Snow Bicycle. Apr 23, 2018

Matt has no business trying to snowboard again. Scoopmail and Jock Vs NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 460: Me Likings The Vikings Apr 19, 2018

Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Churn Out New England announced! CONE details can be found at FuckGladwell.comLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 459: The Late Night Nonsense Rodeo Apr 16, 2018

I should take notes, but my system is to delete notes once I talk about them. “Sounds like you need a new system, Matt”. Well sure. Fine. Easy with that tone though... None the less, I kinda remember this being a long one but a good one. It’s not a bank or anything, we just recorded on Tuesday and a lot has happened since then. Anyhow. Enjoy!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 458: Zinc in the Stink Apr 12, 2018

You heard me!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 457: Mt. Never Rest Apr 08, 2018

Also cream team’s Brent Mukai plugs his Kickstarter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 456: Titannie Apr 04, 2018

Paul goes to Chili’s. Again. Our Scoopmail is having a ball. Jock Vs nerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 455: Bumble Leo Marx Brotherist Apr 02, 2018

Matt. Is. Exposed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 454: Don’t Leave Me Gross Mar 28, 2018

We get out on the town Jacob in studio! Matt doesn’t understand Chinese history. Paul watches something that isn’t bullshit. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 453: Cruising Babies R Us Mar 26, 2018

Paul addresses the closing of Toy R Us. Jacob witnessed a drunkard. Scoop Mail Italian Air Show. 3 truths and 2 lies Jock Vs NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 452: Lords of Not Good People Mar 22, 2018

Jacob got a car. Scoopmail and Jock Vs. Nerd. Hashtag Justus the intern’s last day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 451: Bitch Pope Mar 19, 2018

This is a good bank episode if I remember properly. And I don’t. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 450: Reusable Mug Mar 14, 2018

Late night nonsense in Churn. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 449: Usian Bolt Watch Mar 12, 2018

We get in the dumbest argument and it gets sloppy. Then it gets really funny. I asked Jacob to Edit down the dumb argument part and he wouldn’t. Oh yeah. There is scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 448: Larry and His Complimentary Nuts Mar 08, 2018

Matt goes to a charity Show. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 447: Bank: WiFi WiFU Mar 05, 2018

This is a bank episode. I think Brent is in it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 446: America’s Wing Man Mar 01, 2018

Matt announces Hill Bill/opening for Piff dates in 7 cities. He mistakenly says the Seneca Niagra Show is Canada. It isn’t. It’s in the goddamn U. S. of A. Paul is back in the saddle. Scoop Mail from awkward town. And ML Kennedy’s Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 445: What Is A Mattress? Feb 26, 2018

Matt doesn’t want to put down his phone. Paul does not think we really know what a mattress is. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 444: Nuggets A la Mode Feb 21, 2018

Matt saw Renegades at Caesars. Paul is fired up about a wrestling hall of fame inductee. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 443: “How Are You With Walking” Feb 19, 2018

Fool Us Exibitionist, show creator Vinny Grosso stops by to talk about his new show starring SJ. Paul joins a cult. VIP Scoopfest ticket raffle for Opportunity Village- Scooportunity Village https://www.gofundme.com/azp72-scooportunity-villageLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 442: Lazy Ass Baby Feb 14, 2018

Look, we’ve been recording so many episode lately -who the fuck knows what we talked about. There’s probably scoopmail and likely some jock Vs Nerd? but don’t hold me to it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 441: Gold Bullion Kashaw! Feb 12, 2018

Matt’s mother in law goes to the dermatologist. Jacob’s watches and weeps for the Olympics. Jock Vs. Nerd. Scoop MailLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 440: Like Smurfs and Apples w/ Jimmy Slonina Feb 10, 2018

Thank you Patrons! This RIDICULOUS off the rails episode is for you!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 439: Death’s Oatmeal and The Poo’d Piper Feb 08, 2018

Paul has an opinion abou justin Timberlake. Brent Mukai in studio. Scoop Mail. Jock Vs Nerd and everyone is encouraged to subscribe to Tony Longworth’s YouTube page. He needs 1000 subscribers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 438: Yellow Knight and Ma Feb 05, 2018

No sports talk pre super bowl post Piff in Minneapolis magic do do churn session. With shout to MartynDuxbury’s artwork. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 437: Edge Lord of the Rings. Feb 01, 2018

New late night schedule leads to a goofy podcast. SJ stops by. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 436: Flared Plant Base Jan 29, 2018

Cray and Julianna from JustSides.com and co authors of Plant Based Nutrition (and Idiot’s Guide) step into the Churn in all its nonsense and glory. Paul goes to FSW and Matt’s wife sings in her skivvies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 435: Paul hates Panera Jan 25, 2018

Matt anounces new gig. Paul goes to Chili’s. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 434: Shellvis Jan 22, 2018

Matt sees Cher. Paul doesn’t piss off his mom In Kentucky. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 433: The Cream Team Jan 20, 2018

A lack or Bucket is worth one in the bonus. Back by popular demand is December’s bonus episode- brought to you by November’s patreon. We wouldn’t have a show were it not for people who Back is on patreon.com/HeyScoops go there now and checkout all kinds of monthly rewards!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 432: Peach Cobler Jan 18, 2018

Paul arrives from Kentucky, Matt and Jacob go to a basketball game. Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 431: People Don’t Kill Guns Jan 14, 2018

Churn Out Kentucky’s ICS Live from the rear of Ruby Jeans buffet. Matt evades arrest at TSA. Paul educates Matt and Jacob on gigging frogs. Jock Vs. NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 430: Be A Genius Jan 11, 2018

Matt sees MJ1. Paul gets a phone call. Jacob the Farmer Guy stops by. Jock Vs. Nerd and Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 429: Internal Wormal Jan 08, 2018

Fresh from half of a puppy rescue, Kasey stops by. Matt tries to purchase his wife a massage. Paul goes to a museum. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 428: Driving Me Swayze Jan 04, 2018

Matt stays at the dirty dancing hotel. Paul watches some more bullshit on you tube. Slappy McGhee in studio. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 427: Justin MF’ing Young Jan 01, 2018

Late night whiskey recordings and champagne dreams. Happy New Years all! See you soon!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 426: Skeevy People Spread the Skeevy Word Dec 28, 2017

Nonsense served with all the accoutrements, including but not limited to scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd. Bon aperitifs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 425: Archie and Dawn Dec 25, 2017

Matt Paul and Jacob discuss nonsense. And it’s kinda cold. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 424: Crackhouse Chris Bosh Dec 21, 2017

RJ stops by, Paul can’t stop going to conspiracy rabbit holes, Matt deals more openly with addiction, and Jacob loses the hots for Star Wars. Physical Scoop Mail and Triple Jock VS Nerd including an old school one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 423: The Flying Egg and Magnanimous 12 Dec 18, 2017

Paul gets his world view validated by the NYTimes. Matt gets his world view destroyed by Christians, Trump, and Facebook. Jacob almost goes to jail. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 422: Killer Kites of Ninjas Dec 14, 2017

Hill Bill auditions for AGT. Paul knows the ancient history of ninja and kites. Jacob tackles walking up stairs. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 421: Waxy Sheen and Trunk Poutine Dec 11, 2017

Matt is losing his voice and mind after a visit to Frankie's Tiki Lounge. Paul let’s us in on the latest in alien happenings. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs nerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 420: Fatty Rabbit Ala Mode Dec 07, 2017

Kentucky Churn out sends two representatives to visit. Hill Bill director, RJ Owens sits in and recaps the Psychic HillBilly preview. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 419: Jim & Andy & The Wrestling Match Dec 04, 2017

Matt has Hill Bill on the horizon. The boys watched Jim and Andy documentary. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 418: Paul’s Favorite Urban Myth... Dec 02, 2017

Thanks to our patreon backers, this is a bonus episode for all of our listeners. Paul discusses his favorite urban myth. This bank is from our last day at the Judge Porter House in Louisiana. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 417: Weiner is 3 Bacons Nov 30, 2017

Geek Shock’s Fact Check Andy stops by. Paul tries to get Global Access. Matt gets breakfast with his boys. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 416: Welfredo Nov 27, 2017

The boys recount their Strange Thanksgivings. Scoop sits in studio and talks Space. Scoop Mail And Jock Vs. NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 415: The Mighty JoeCaliz! Nov 23, 2017

Jacob has an odd weekend, Matt get roasted, and Paul watches flat earthers on YouTube. Plus, Comedian Joe Caliz has his doubt about whether scoops can double his twitter followers (120, @joecaliz). Physical Scoop Mail and old school jock Vs Nerd. Happy Thanksgiving!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 414: Live from NSU Nov 20, 2017

Paul learns beauty tips from Vanna White. Matt learns about acting from actors. Scoopmail and Jock Vs. Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 413: Genes On Jeans. Nov 16, 2017

Brent Mukai comes by and he and Matt recreate their roast from the Roast Battle from last Friday. Paul goes to dinner. Scoop Mail(s). Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 412: Cost of A Tree House. Nov 13, 2017

matt gets roasted. Paul gets a sword. Scoop Mail. Jock vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 411: Where Have All The Echidnas Gone? Nov 09, 2017

Recorded at the famous Judge Porter House Steak Bed and Breakfast just outside the Juliard of The Louisiana Purchase, Northwestern State University- the boys grill their host about teaching a college in modern times. Paul knows where the cowboys have gone. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 410: New Pranksgiving Challenge Nov 07, 2017

October’s Bonus episode is here! ...in November. Welp, what food do you eat in your car, and what movies make you laugh out loud. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 409: Paul Quits Nov 06, 2017

Jacob and Matt Surpise Paul. Paul quits his job. Matt takes a dicey Uber. Scoop Mail and Part 1 of a high stakes Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 408: Force of A Moth’s Whisper Nov 02, 2017

Matt Gets punked. Paul get spooked. Jacob gets drunk. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 407: Spooky Halloweeny TicTacular Oct 30, 2017

We had listeners request new characters on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram and played trick or treat, dating game and jeopardy. Plus scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Also take a moment and search for Andy Cheek or M Dillon Waltner on GoFundMe.com. 2 scoops in need. Happy Halloween. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 406: Today, I Am The Change! Oct 26, 2017

Comedian, Writer Jason Harris stops by to talk about his kick ass comedy web series facebook.com/thedefeatedshow The Defeated Show on Facebook. Matt has no hot water. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 405: Slimp Biscuit Oct 23, 2017

Happy Borthday Ted and his excellent adventures. Matt and Jacob return from Twitch Con. Scoop Mail and regular Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 404: Candy Through Time Oct 19, 2017

Paul is recognized in the wild. Libel laws are discussed. A bit of digesting Harvey Weinstein. Scoop Mail. Jock Vs NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 403: Jamming Pitons Into Voice Over Mountain. Oct 16, 2017

Paul and Jacob talk sushi. Matt rehearses with Teller. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 402: Museum Parade Oct 12, 2017

Matt apologizes to Paul. Jock vs NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 401: Latin Club Parade Oct 09, 2017

Jacob and Matt go to a baseball game. Paul starts a new job. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 400: Checking in Days After The Las Vegas Massacre Oct 05, 2017

Tough to have the 400th episode milestone land so close to a tragic event. All the boys felt it was important to speak to our community of listeners in what was an awful and bizarre night for the boys, their families, and the greater Las Vegas community. Not a lot of jokes...Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 399: Live Wood Dead Wood Oct 02, 2017

vegas parking and weather. Scoop Mail and Scoopardy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 398: Wiped A Full Bean Sep 28, 2017

the boys witness a runaide of grand proportions. Matt's kid scares him with a request. Jock vs Nerd and scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 397: Scoop Fest Vegas 2017 Sep 25, 2017

The boys engage the Scoops, play Jock vs Nerd and have an English accent contest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 396: Calvin Re-Klein-er Sep 23, 2017

late night recording at Matt's house. First bonus episode of the month because of all the amazing backers on patreon. Jock vs Nerd and scoopmail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 395: Scissors the Clown Sep 21, 2017

Where did the fear of clowns come from? Jock vs Nerd and scoopmail!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 394: Glitter Blood Sep 18, 2017

Ask a cop is played in churn. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 393: Hard Juice Sep 13, 2017

The boys discuss the carribean. Jock vs Nerd- new format. Scoopmail!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 392: Paul Bunyan's Peep Show Sep 11, 2017

Paul and Matt take in the final day of 50 Shades. Do 30 Days breaks lead to good things? Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 391: In Fields of Lilac Sep 07, 2017

Matt and Paul are in the midst of their last 50 Shades show. Physicalscoop mail squared. Scoopardy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 390: Sorry. Climate Change. Sep 04, 2017

Matt and Paul battle over who is more sick. Butch Roy, operator of Huge Improv Theater calls in to discuss the news that broke about his landlord being a white supremacist. Also, Matt works with Teller on a magic routine and launching a crowdfunder for his one man show. Link below. Jock vs Nerd and scoop Mail. https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/hill-bill-the-psychic-hill-billy-magicLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 389: FuckGladwell.com Aug 31, 2017

Matt tries his hand at being a guinea pig. Paul is sick as a dog. The Backstreet Boys are put on notice #beef. scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd reminder to vote for us daily under "entertainment" and both categories "best comedian" and "best new act/show"Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 388: SciBabe and The Dog Vomit Aphrodisiac Aug 28, 2017

Tommy Todd fills in for a sick Paul Mattingly. Yvette talks all things Pre date sex, toxins, and working for the NSA. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 387: Pigeon Aug 26, 2017

Paul has a hatred for a new problem in his neighborhood. Matt almost call in a hit. Scoop Mail and Joc vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 386: Chumming the Vampire Waters. Aug 24, 2017

Really, this episode gets into Vampire LARPing. 1:13 in we discuss that we are nominated for Best New Act/Show and Best Comedians in vegas. Go to research.net/r/BOLV2017 under Entertainment. Thanks!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 385: Eek Lips Aug 21, 2017

The boys discuss their solar eclipse plans. Matt tries two unsuccessful routes for a new gig. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 384: Sock Du Soleil Aug 17, 2017

Matt and Paul are out of work in 4 weeks as 50 Shades the Parody closes. Brent Mukai drops in to share in the misery. Scoop Mail and Scoopardy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 383: "We Are Nostrudumbasses". Aug 14, 2017

The boys announce their new podcast and Bucket Show schedule. Switching from Wednesdays and Thursdays to Mondays and Thursdays. Also Bucket Show moves to 4pm on Wednesdays. Scoop Mail and Scoopardy. Also Amazon Prime Members, please go to twitchprime.com and link to twitch.com/HeyScoops. Thanks so much!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 382: Dodging God's Truck in the Swastiki Lounge Aug 10, 2017

Okay, here is Wednesday's fully recovered episode. Enjoy.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 381: The Dirty Compromise Aug 09, 2017

Due to tech issues, this is actually Thursday's episode. Enjoy!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 380: Nest In Peace Aug 03, 2017

Computer problems are solved. Nonsense is discussed. A few gems for Scoop Mail send the show off the rails. Jock Vs Nerd Jacobs thinks addition thanks to Gelato Steve. Also there is a song at the end you don't want to miss. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 379: The Episode That Almost Never Was. Aug 02, 2017

Please forgive the audio quality as we had our main computer crash and all this audio is from our twitch broadcast. jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 378: Hush Hush July Surprise. Jul 29, 2017

It took everything we had not to name this episode "Dickscription for the Penisist". So we wrote it here. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 377: Flabbier If Not More Desperate. Jul 27, 2017

We talk about all kinds of stuff! Scoop Mail and shock Vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 376: Prostijuice Jul 26, 2017

who the fuck remembers what is in this episode. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 375: The Unsmotten Arrival of a TV Fan Jul 20, 2017

Nonsense. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 374: Ol' Pudding Cups Jul 19, 2017

Paul has his eye on the news. Matt gets trolled. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 373: Ambigotries Jul 17, 2017

Matt remembers a robbery. Paul gets his jerk on. Scoop Mail and Jock ave Nerd. The bonus episode brought you by our backers at Patreon.com/HeyScoops. All backers gain access to our private RSS feed which will feature behind the scenes of Fool Us season 4 episode 1 this week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 372: Billy The GOAT Goat Jul 13, 2017

Matt doesn't drag race a cop. Scoop Mail and Scoopardy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 371: Occu-Kuato Jul 12, 2017

Matt gets bummed about flat earthers. Paul talks Tood McFarland. Scoop Mail and Scoopardy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 370: Purple Jacket Jul 06, 2017

Paul takes his luck of clothing in 50 Shades to the next level. Scoop Mail. The jock vs Nerd will be televised. Jacob figures out how to show Scoopardy on the twitch channel. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 369: Mah Rah Az Spoo Jul 05, 2017

Paul has a flashback. Jacob goes nuclear. Scoop Mail. Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 368: God Damn Business Putty Jun 29, 2017

Matt gets fucked with by two gyms. Paul digs his Putty. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 367: Sweet Chemical Cheeses Jun 28, 2017

Matt runs into Malcolm Gladwell's voice again. Paul thinks there might be aliens. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 366: The Head of the Ego Jun 26, 2017

The boys talk Glow. Jacob is on a first name basis with Queen. Jock Vs Nerd. Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 365: Maple Syrup Tissues Lee Jun 22, 2017

Boys catch up with Brian Gramo and keep messing with Twitch. Scoop mail and jock vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 364: Ladder Vs. Clown Jun 21, 2017

PSS co host- Michael Goudeau finally gets his ass in the churn! Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. Also, this episode recording was broadcast live on twitch.tv/HeyScoops Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 363: Pasta Shephard's Crook Jun 15, 2017

Paul went down another conspiracy rabbit hole. Jock vs Nerd and scoop Mail Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 362: Heidi Klum Thick AF Jun 14, 2017

@jimmyslo stops by churn to dish on his America's Got Talent audition. Scoop Mail and Family Furd style Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 361: Dusty Dan Jun 12, 2017

The boys have AGT on their mind. Paul's conspriracy brain forces Matt and Jacob to talk about basketball even though they don't want to. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 360: Don't Mistake My Fleekness for Weakness Jun 08, 2017

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Episode 359: While My Qatar Gently Weeps Jun 07, 2017

Matt fears for his life getting his windows tinted. Scoop Mail. Jock vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 358: Fapdomen Jun 01, 2017

paul was in a show. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 357: A Bird Eating Spider May 31, 2017

Matt creates a theme park. Scoop Mail. Jock vs nerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 356: Bacho Cheese May 29, 2017

Scoopfest announcement, patreon changes and The Las Vegas parking and weather team finally chime in on the Las Vegas economy. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 355: Matt's Ol' Drew Drama May 25, 2017

New shows and old shows. Scoop Mail. Jock vs Nerdvana Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 354: Dubai Paul Some Diapers May 24, 2017

Matt's getting old. Jacob can't get sushi. Paul can get to a toilet. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 353: The Tree of Discipline May 18, 2017

No one puts the boys of the churn in a good mood quite like the comedic titan, Kasey Wilson. Avril Levine conspiracy theories, Jock vs Nerd and scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 352: Chipanda Ninjito May 17, 2017

Paul likes he man too much. Jacob has a non alcohol hangover. Matt gets trolled on PSS. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 351: Paul Refuses to Acknowledge Matt's Genius May 15, 2017

Paul swims for food. Matt sucks for food. Podcast headliner added to Scoopfest. Scoopmail and Jock vs Nerd. Thank you to all our backers on Patreon who made this episode possbleLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 350: Etsy Toilet Costume May 11, 2017

Matt is accused of a sexual crime. Jock vs Nerd and Scoopmail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 349: Trigger Warning- RJ's Taco Bell Hospital Stay. May 10, 2017

RJ Owens is alive and back in studio which turns out to be a miracle. We also get tonscoop Mail and a non Scoopardy Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 348: Pushing Prison Rope May 04, 2017

Matt ambushed Paul and Jacob with different results. Jock vs Nerd and scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 347: Ja Rule Bush Pebbles May 03, 2017

Paul escaped a room. Matt barely discusses Eli Manning. Scoopmail and Jock Vs. Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 346: Possible Side Effects Apr 30, 2017

For Matt's birthday, Steve Booth accidentally rallied a 20 year anniversary reunion improv show of Matt's original Montclair State Improv team, Possible Side Effects. They all sat down with Matt and Paul and caught up one afternoon at Matt's house. Here is the 2nd bonus show of April just in the nick of time. Thank you Patreon backers for making this episode possible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 345: Piff the Magic Dragon Apr 27, 2017

Piff The Magic Dragon stops by the churn. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 344: Done With The Hut Apr 26, 2017

Matt hosts a birthday party. Jacob learns how to save the earth. Paul encounters a burn victim. Fatty Rabbit Hole. Jock vs Nerd. Scoopmail. Tease for Piff the Magic Dragon coming up on episode 345. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 343: Of Course Apr 20, 2017

Late night new nonsense. Jock vs Nerd and scoop mailLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 342: Dump Me From The Beast Apr 18, 2017

Jacob isnaway for the marriage of his brother and Li-Sa. So we recorded this ha no show late night a week or two ago. Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 341: Prison Toilet Sour Cream Apr 13, 2017

Bees and Patreon. Jock Vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 340: Award Winning Slow Cooked Arm Apr 12, 2017

Jock Vs Nerd day, Jonathan Kaplan who is lead singer of For All The Emptiness requests to stay off mic and have Tommy Todd in studio. Fun move. We also do scoop Mail and Jock vs nerd Scoopardy addition. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 339: Brian Brushwood and a Horse Named 'Climax' Apr 10, 2017

Night Attack/Modern Rogue/Fool Us magician and host Brian Brushwood guests on this extra special episode. He compares being on Fool Us to being on AGT. Plus Jock Vs Nerd Scoopardy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 338: Jipples Apr 06, 2017

Boys talk nonsense. Jock vs Nerd and scoop Mail Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 337: If You Got Some Trout... Apr 05, 2017

Paul needs more robe time. Matt faces a huge personal demon. Who knew jacob knew so fucking much about Disneyland? Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 336: Mop Mar 30, 2017

You heard me, mop. Jock Vs Nerd scoop mailLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 335: Weird White Boogers Mar 29, 2017

The boys question the genetics of pac man. Scoopmail and Jock vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 334: Reopening Rock Vault Mar 23, 2017

Matt and Paul are opening competing shows. Jock v Nerd and scoop mail Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 333: Left Tit's My Money Maker Mar 22, 2017

Paul gets an unexpected night off. Matt is neck deep in Fool Us. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 332: Matt Screws Over Paul Mar 16, 2017

Matt is a terrible comedy partner to Paul. Scoop Mail and Scoopardy Jock v NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 331: God's Divot Mar 15, 2017

Blow up doll circus partner and comedic actor, Jimmy Slonina sets the record straight in his last name and other topics. Scoop Mail and Jock v Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 330: It's Hard To Keep the Panties Up In the Cold November Rain Mar 09, 2017

Matt's 8th grade yearbook note to a friend resurfaces. Jock vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 329: A Wide Stance Mar 08, 2017

Matt fails to redeem himself. Paul makes pasta. Jacob has a nightmare. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 328: Vaginal Feet Mar 02, 2017

usual nonsense. Scoop Mail and Jock vs nerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 327: Helping Anne Hathaway Mar 01, 2017

Oscar discussion takes an unusual twist early and divides Matt and Matttingly like we haven't seen since the pudding skin debate. Stand Up Comedian Kurt Braunohler calls in to talk about his one hour special premiering on Comedy Central. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 326: A Literal Lickety Split Feb 23, 2017

Paul talks toys, Matt gets wet. Super sexy scoop mail and jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 325: Dick Kettle Feb 22, 2017

Matt's kid has a spill. Paul hates life. Really great scoop mail. Jock vs. nerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 324: Jazzbulance Feb 20, 2017

Kitschy Koo Koo for cocopuffs or KKK for CP for short. We talk burlesque. Career advice and corr ft a few of last week's mistakes. This bonus episode is brought to by the 433 patreon backers we had in january. If you like bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/heyscoops. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 323: Onus Is On The Hickier Feb 16, 2017

Paul and Matt speak an ancient language to each other. Scoop Mail and Jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 322: Fixing God's Mistakes Since 2017 Feb 15, 2017

Happy Valentine's Day. Scoop mail. Jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 321: Haley Joel Choco-Mint Feb 13, 2017

This bonus episode made possible by folks who support us at patreon.com/heyscoops. It's silly and gross at time because we are giant children. Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 320: Paul's Bad Day at Work Feb 09, 2017

Paul has a bad day at the office. Jock Vs Nerd and scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 319: The Drill Place Feb 08, 2017

Matt buys a cup of coffee and a drill. Super Bowl round up (warning: it goes about 15 minutes). Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 318: Mortgage Freeman Feb 02, 2017

West World's Ptolemy Slocum inteviewed post Sag Awards. A new kind of Trunp Voter discovered. Scoopfest dates confirmed. Jock Vs Nerd. Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 317: Chim Chimichuri Chim Chimichuri Feb 01, 2017

A fantasy football dinner in LA, beta testing "oh no, a clown", paul is asked to lose weight by a stranger. Scoop Mail and Jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 316: Prom For Cocks Jan 26, 2017

SJ plays for nudist colony. Matt gets his kids allergy tested. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 315: Cinna-spicer Balloon Exit Jan 25, 2017

Graham Fenton and Nicole Kaplan, of Love Letters at the Space, stop by to discuss late breaking news about Sean Spicer eating a pack of cinnaburst gum every day before noon. Scoop mail. Jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 314: Trump's Roman Butt Candle Jan 23, 2017

RJ Owens pops by for a late night bonus episode recording. Scoop Mail and ScoopardyLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 313: Ocapuss Razor Jan 19, 2017

Peanut Butter Jelly and Underwear. Scoop Mail and Jock vs nerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 312: The Missing Double Headed Dildo Mystery Jan 18, 2017

The boys have a major missing prop at work. Scoop Mail and Jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 311: Amelie A La Mode Jan 12, 2017

the boys discuss the merits of Angel Shots. Scoop mail, Jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 310: Undiluted Tiger Penis Jan 11, 2017

Celestia Ward stops by to promote her cartoonist panel at skeptic convention LogicalLA this weekend Friday the 13h thru Sunday the 15th in Los Angeles. Matt is sick, Paul is mad, jacob likes Amish people. Scoop Mail to be continued and Jock vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 309: Banghetti Jan 09, 2017

Late at night and knee deep in scotch, the boys take to the churn for some hot bonus episode action. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 308: "If I Feed Them Enough Scampi..." Jan 05, 2017

boys recap their New Years and scoop Mail and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 307: 1800-FUNKY-DJ Jan 04, 2017

Penn's Sunday School director and excellent audio dude, Reddi Rich sits in the churn. Many topics are discussed. So many if fact, we run out of time for Jock Vs Nerd or scoop mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 306: Crisco PITs Dec 29, 2016

jacob's brother is in town and challenges Paul's prescriptions of life, work and the world. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 305: Behind The Ice Cream Curtain. Dec 28, 2016

Holiday movies and Mexican Hat vase reviews. Scoop mail. Havock a nerd: ScoopardyLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 304: Merry Chris Bosh with RJ Owens Dec 22, 2016

RJ Owens, 2016'a most popular guest stops by for a cup of Chris Bosh cheer. Holiday dating, scoop Mail, Jock vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 303: Jalapeño Business Dec 21, 2016

Scoopfest.com is launched. Matt has negotiate with a neighbor. Vegas parking and weather. Scoop Mail. Jock vs nerd Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 302: ICS/Geek Shock Crossover Dec 15, 2016

Jacob and Matt sit in with Paul and the Geek Shock/Ugly Couch Show crew. Jacob and Matt get lost during week and geek, but recover when both podcasts exchange games. jock Vs Nerd and Red Light/Green LightLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 301: Butt Legos Dec 14, 2016

On Matt and Jacob's special day, paul debated matt on Christmas inflatables. Marc Donovan talks up his Christmas Crooner benefit show for Nevada's Foster Care system at the Westgate this Sunday at 3pm. Jock vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 300: Catfish Tackwardos Dec 08, 2016

300 episodes! And we still don't know what's the podcast is... but hey, we've got Paul Mattingly creators, Phil and Arlene Mattingly in the churn. Plus scoop Mail and Family Fued style shock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 299: Miss Behave Tea Bag-tacular! Dec 07, 2016

Jacob befriends and unfriends a racist cowboy. We interview the host and producer of the craziest live game show in Vegas, Miss Behave and Julie. Scoop Mail and Scoopardy!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 298: Just a Spoon Full of Yogurt... Dec 01, 2016

So this summary was posted in yesterday's episode summary. Here it is again in its proper episode: the boys discuss VH1, the Constitution, and Kanye. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 297: Call Him "The Gavel" Nov 30, 2016

Matt takes his kids to lake mountain. Scoop Mail and Jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 296: I Am America Nov 24, 2016

Grumpy Paul is so upset about a Facebook video that we start off in an odd place. Plus; Jock vs Nerd and Scoop MailLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 295: Another Old Rascal Lady Nov 23, 2016

Matt and Paul have separate grocery shopping adventures. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 294: The Gravy Candy Last Longer Compitition Nov 21, 2016

Matt can't get his kids out of a donut shop. Paul talks fries. Scoop Mail, Jock vs NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 293: Harry's Haunted Meat Hole Nov 17, 2016

Matt's son insults him for the first time. Jacob bud a strange circus. Scoop Mail and Jock vs nerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 292: Like Hasslehoff in the Producers... Nov 16, 2016

Wrap up discussion of the pros and cons of Scoop Fest. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 291: Scoop Fest Vegas 2016 Live! Nov 15, 2016

All the scoop who came out and packed the Art Square Theatre, to make the first post Trump election, fun and loony. We even talk to a Monkey Trainer. AMA and Jock Vs. NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 290: Bourbon and Horsey Sauce Nov 10, 2016

can Paul cook and does he? Mysteries revealed. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 289: DEFCON Brown Nov 09, 2016

Paul muffles again and his biggest confidence builder in years. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 288: Rebound Moth Nov 03, 2016

Look out! More relationship advice from 3 dipshits. Scoop mail and jock vs nerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 287: Paul's Poker Tack Tics Nov 02, 2016

You are going to love the way Paul looks in his new pants. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 286: Halloweenorific Box of Tic Tacular! Oct 31, 2016

Look kids... straight up, this should not be the first episode of ICS that you listen to. This is a clusterfuck tornado full of the ghosts of ICS past. Late night craziness. Enjoy!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 285: You Understand? Oct 27, 2016

Paul let's us know about contact from other planets. Scoop mail and jock vs nerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 284: Cambootya Oct 26, 2016

Matt tries to play basketball again. Paul has more intestine adventures with food. Scoop mail and Jock Vs NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 283: Diaper Doodle Dandy Oct 20, 2016

Mystere's RJ Owen recounts his bizarre Cirque recruiting and hands out gift for the ages. Giant Dwarf wrestling and San Francisco art killing also gets addressed. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 282: Jennifer Aniston's 90's Narcoleptic Boytoy Oct 19, 2016

Matt looks back on his Counting Crows concerts, Paul goes off on a dumb ass and Jacob should have gone off on a dumb ass. Jock vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 281: Can't Stop At Legs Oct 13, 2016

Matt works a weird corporate gig that just gets weirder. Jock vs nerd and scoop mailLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 280: Showmeggedon's New Weapon Oct 12, 2016

Paul is sick. Matt's days without road rage incedent: 0 scoop Mail and jock va nerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 279: Vladimir Gluten Oct 10, 2016

The night Trump's Billy Bush conversation came to light, the boys grabbed a late night drink in the churn to discuss. Also SJ stopped by her own house for this episode. Jock vs nerd and scoop mailLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 278: Rod Stewart's Bread Surrogate Oct 06, 2016

Mike's Mic Gate dominates the conversation and Paul pays tribute to bread. Scoop Mail and Jock vs NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 277: The Chapeau-rone's Mad Waddle Oct 05, 2016

Matt watches 2 whole movies in a week. Jacob sees one also. Scoop Mail and Jock vs NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 276: Meapuppet Sep 29, 2016

Matt and Paul are small potatoes in vegas with or without puppets. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 275: Russian Nesting Balls of Death Sep 28, 2016

Boys defrag from the nightmare that was Monday's debate night. 50 Shades has a bizarre week despite no crack heads. Jacob loses one of his many jobs. Scoop mail and Jock vs. Nerd. Scoop fest swag bags go on sale. HeyScoops.com/scoopbagLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 274: Horse Jury Sep 22, 2016

America's public defender talks death penalty cases and drug cases in NJ. Jock vs nerd and scoop mailLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 273: Google Perf Sep 21, 2016

plus, scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 272: Hot Salad Sep 19, 2016

Late night nonsense. Bonus episode scoop mail and jock vs nerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 271: Gateway to Healing Sep 15, 2016

Paul figures out which personality he has. Scoop Mail and Jock vs. Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 270: Han Solo Dude Party Sep 14, 2016

Tons of new Bucket Shows go up on Youtube! Obelisk scheme gets official. Meanwhile shows fall left and right in Las Vegas. Scoopmail and Jock vs. Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 269: A Feather On A Volcano Sep 08, 2016

We revamped out patreon rewards! Matt has messed up teeth. Jacob messes up a drug deal. Scoop mail and Jock vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 268: Paul Knows Sucking Sep 06, 2016

Paul has high standards. Matt and Jacob go to a fancy house. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 267: Y the Last Comic Book Movie Sep 05, 2016

This is a bonus episode that is a bit laid back considering the late recoding time. But rather than off the rails nonsense- this, perhaps, gets a little to close to what make Matt and Paul different people when they discuss the merits of comic books. Scoop mail. Vintage Scoop mail. Vintage jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 266: "Don't Think Twice" Secret Weapon, Liz Allen Sep 01, 2016

When Mike Birbiglia assembled his amazing cast to star as an improv troupe in his highly acclaimed film, "Don't Think Twice", he brought on Improv Titan coach and director, Liz Allen. She talks about that experiences, surviving her stupid cancer ordeal, and getting a facebook page. Plus jock vs nerd and scoop mail.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 265: Call Me Pee Wee Aug 31, 2016

Glorious physical scoop mail commeth, Scoop fest progress, airwolf vs. chips, Penn and Jess Rowland slated for this week's Bucket Show, Matt's kid rocks out at Jersey Boys, Jock vs Nerd, Scoop MailLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 264: FBA Aug 25, 2016

Nonsense. Scoop mail. Jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 263: Weiner Tongue Aug 24, 2016

Paul and Matt recount their 3 dark nights from when a crack head nearly stole their jobs. Jock vs Nerd. Scoop mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 262: Rod Sally Rod Aug 18, 2016

Grant (mrgrant.com, @toasterboy) talks about meeting Kermit for the first time and plays triple threat with the boys. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 261: Donut of Weird Brown Aug 17, 2016

Matt gets embarrassed at performing at another weird Vegas gig. Paul brings down the house at Dave & Busters. Scoop mail and Jock vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 260: Ghosts Love Humidity Aug 11, 2016

Matt gets a car. Paul has a hot on his hands and we read reviews of Long Distance. Bunch of nonsense, jock vs nerd And scoop mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 259: Runade! Aug 10, 2016

Absinthe is on the move. Recap of the latest episode of Fool Us. Tons of nonsense. Scoop mail and jock vs nerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 258: 3 Month Old Baby of Balls Aug 04, 2016

50 shades restaged, carrot top vs Chris Angel, tales of brotherly love, jock vs nerd and scoop mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 257: Rachel Rage Aug 03, 2016

Paul had a hate crush. Matt's kid does his first commercial, the Bellagio and chuck e cheese have something in common, jock vs bed and scoop mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 256: Yellow Teeth Jul 28, 2016

Fool Us, speaking to managers, 3rd party voters, red rock getaway, jock vs nerd and scoop mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 255: Oh Charlie! Jul 27, 2016

Lightning strikes the churn as the lovely Charlie Starling and boys change the face of ride sharing economics and the treatment of newborns. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 254: Purple Hickey Lips Jul 21, 2016

Paul educates Matt on the world of Pokemon. Then we handle a butt load of scoops mail. Jock vs NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 253: By The Power of Ol' Whitey! Jul 20, 2016

Matt and Paul are wrapped up in new podcasts. RNC night one happened. Jacob helps Matt with his pool. Showmeggeden strikes Las Vegas. Physical Scoop mail and Jock vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 252: Brock and Broll: The Beer Drinking Trolls. Jul 14, 2016

We talk all things Target and cover bands with our new friends Christine and Brock. Plus, bull fighting humans taco meat. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 251: TSA's Colors Don't Run Jul 13, 2016

Paul gets his green drink on. Matt get wrecked. Jacob follows up on his Robby Kneival story. Jock Vs. Nerd. Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 250: Thanks a Ploptte! Jul 07, 2016

Talk of coffe and violins fill the air. Penn does the bucket show again. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 249: ASSassin Jul 06, 2016

Paul has digestive issues and bad dreams. Jacob encounters a legend. Scoop mail and Jock vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 248: Thunder. Clap. Jul 04, 2016

we apologize for misunderstanding the podcast award controversy. Eric Rickey of "Rabid Young" joins us in studio to talk about his upcoming album and being a Vegas musician. Plus we come up with a new album for Ariana Grande. Scoop mail and jock vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 247: Ecto-prison Rodeo Cooler. Jun 30, 2016

More like a fatty rabbit sink hole breaks out in the middle. We check in with Paul about uploading songs to iTunes and Jacob about his prison rodeo days. Jock vs nerd and scoop Mail. Plus, we launch Flat Kidney project. Print out your flat kidney image from our Facebook or Twitter page and share adventure pics with flat kidney to cheer up recovering kidney cancer survivor Laura E. @flatkidney and #flatkidney. Have fun!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 246: We Am Winner! Jun 28, 2016

winning doesn't come without its controversy. The boys are drunk with power! Plus scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 245: Spitting Jungle Juice Jun 23, 2016

The boys welcome their new Australian friends into the church for a tasteful exploration of culture, politics, and relationships. scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 244: Street Poodles Jun 22, 2016

Show runner for the hilarious web hit cartoon White Ninja, Tyler Funk gives us a behind the scenes look on putting out 90 new episodes of White Ninja in 5 months. Matt takes his kids to the circus again and Paul reads a book. Jock vs Nerd and a Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 243: Can Tales Jun 20, 2016

who is drinking Smirnoff Ice? Not matt. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail. PLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 242: Toot Toot, Jersey Boys Jun 16, 2016

What does jersey boys closing mean for Matt future in Vegas. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 241: Vanessa Ray's F-Buddy or Grandpa Challenge! Jun 15, 2016

The super lovely, fun, and talented Vanessa Ray stops by to talk about working with Tom Selleck, Glenn Close, Ted Danson, Edie Falco and how she'd like to die in her fourth season on the CBS friday night drama. Plus scoop mail and jock vs nerd!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 240: Where You Can Fart Jun 09, 2016

All the nonsense that's fit to print. Scoop Mail and Jock versus Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 239: Hivvy Birthdaids, Sam Lemos! Jun 08, 2016

Notorious vegas vocalist and sexy saxophonist, Sam Lemos talks about he debut solo project and upcoming Las Vegas outdoor concert while matt and Paul make porn jokes. Jock versus nerd and scoop mail happen as well. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 238: Everything's Better with Butts. Jun 02, 2016

Paul actually did the whole episode this time around. Plus, some nonsense and jock vs nerd and scoop mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 237: Where the F is Paul? Jun 01, 2016

While Paul slumbers with his comic books and dogs, Matt and Jacob answer a bunch a of scoop mail. Paul shows up after handling some telemarketers and then the tackle Jock Vs. Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 236: Leisurely Scratch May 30, 2016

Matt and Mattingly's Ice Cream Social is nominated for Best Comedy at PodcastAwards.com. You can vote once a day, everyday until June 12th. Donald Trump can't sell coffee, Matt can't talk about his kids, Paul can't breath. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 235: Lorene Scafaria Writer/Director of The Meddler. May 26, 2016

Writer/Director of one of the top gross on independent films discusses her amazingly executed dark comedy about a grieving mother and daughter, directing Susan Sarandon and JK Simmons, and auditioning dogs. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 234: Eyes Can't Taste May 25, 2016

Paul educates Matt about wearing sunglasses. The boys discuss censorship on social media. Scoop mail, jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 233: Tit Prince's Purple Nurple Rain May 19, 2016

nonsense, scoop mail and jock vs nerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 232: Penisery of the Puppet May 17, 2016

Excuse us while we whip this one out. Two hot dudes who make a living artistically wrangling their well endowed junk into shapes talk about like in Puppetry of the Penis, Las Vegas. Win tickets to their show which is Thursday through Sunday at the Erotic Museum at 8pm. Plus, Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 231: Tube Slinger May 16, 2016

We accidentally get caught up talking about the election which we hate and we aren't good at. Then we take a real serious turn as two of the boys lost a friend. Then we attempt to pull up and do our goddamn jobs and try to be funny with scoop mail and jock vs. nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 230: Kiss From a Rose On The Brain May 12, 2016

GNR vs Metallica revisited. Matt has a hot sister. Jock vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 229: Life Milk May 11, 2016

Paul's Father in Law takes in Paul's full body of work. Matt looks back on Tarot Lounge interviews and the difference between Teller and Steve Wyrick. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 228: Rollercoaster of Men May 05, 2016

Matt has some real white boy problems. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 227: Sweat House May 04, 2016

Matt looks back at working at NYFA. Paul sees Penn & Teller.
Jacob gets a painting. Scoop Mail. jock vs nerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 226: Look Into The Futurist Apr 28, 2016

Sunday Assembly's Kevin Breen
brings a lecturer, Ulysses Owen to talk about living forever. Jock
vs. nerd and scoop mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 225: The Smallest Camel Spider Apr 27, 2016

Paul Mattingly severely sprains foot. Lots of stuff went down in
jock town. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Plus the very special
announcement for a Halloween contest.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 224: Drive Thru Wedding Dreams. Apr 21, 2016

Breon Jenay, Vegas chapel minister, stops by to talk about Las Vegas' craziest and dominant industry- getting hitched. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 223: Crusty Bread and Dippy Do Apr 20, 2016

50 Shades Shennanigans and backstage reports from Season 3 of Penn & Teller Fool Us. Plus Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 222: Turn the Hoes On 'Em Apr 13, 2016

Matt misses his last episode for Fool Us Tapings and SJ and Paul drag Jacob through more nonsense. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 221: Fancy Headphones Apr 12, 2016

America's favorite Yoko Ono returns. While Matt works on Fool Us, SJ sits in with Paul and Jacob. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 220: The Bathroom Knife Apr 07, 2016

Martin Crownover has an amazing surprise for the boys. Matt has to leave mid episode and SJ takes over. Jock vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 219: Slut Church Apr 06, 2016

Paul reacts to Matt's news that he is writing jokes and host material for Penn & Teller: Fool Us Season 3 on CW. Rocky Horror Scoop Mail And Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 218: Melodrama Mar 31, 2016

Meaculpas, scoop deadlines, a whole bunch of nonsense, plus scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 217: Caravan Kidnapping Mar 30, 2016

Paul and Jacob have seen Batman vs Superman. CaravanStage.org kidnapped Matt's little brother so we interview them on how they travel the world by sailboat and perform shows in the boat. Scoop Mail-another doozy and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 216: Showering Regimen. Mar 28, 2016

Scoop Augie Carton send some delicious homemade beer to the church which leads to almost an hour long discussion of showering and hygiene. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd.
This Easter Egg Bonus episode happened because of all the patreon support at the beginning of the month where we broke $4444.44 for the first time. Enjoy!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 215: Rob Ford Crack Piñata Mar 24, 2016

Matt and Mattingly welcome famous Canadian sportscaster and podcaster, Nug, to ICS via Skype. The boys talk about death of Rob Ford, wrestling, diet, and our northern neoghbor's perception of the presidential election. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 214: BYOPT Mar 23, 2016

First we fail at trying to not start off the show talking about the weather. Then we add another layer to our popular topless show pitch, Chapeau. Jock vs Nerd and Scoop MailLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 213: Sandy the Leprechaun - EXCLUSIVE Mar 17, 2016

Happy St. Patrick's Day scoops. We have an exclusive interview with Sandy the Leprechaun. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Cheers!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 212: Sitchard Rimmons Mar 16, 2016

Our special NCAA tournament preview-kidding! Jerrod from subway's list of creepy things. Matt announces a show in LA at Nerdist on March 25. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 211: Brian Gramo, Editing Bitch to the Stars. Mar 14, 2016

Thanks to all our patreon backers, especially Howard Jackson, we are releasing a surprise episode to kick off the work week. Speaking of surprises, Matt's old college roommate happens to be coming through Las Vegas on a road trip the night the boys were recording. He is the editor for all things Grace Helbig and other youtube stars, he was an true internet pioneer, but mostly he talks about his crazy past with Matt. Jock Vs. Nerd and tragic Scoop Mail.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 210: Skunk Jumping Mar 10, 2016

Trump, Skunks, jock vs nerd, scoop mail and why do you care... We try to be funny. Just take it in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 209: Persona Non Grated Mar 09, 2016

More Chuck E Cheese adventures and jock vs nerd and scoop mail!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 208: Future Stars of Wrestling: Kevin Kross Mar 03, 2016

3 compelling figures from Las Vegas' Future Stars of Wrestling tear it up in the churn. We get the deal and the real deal for what's it's like in the independent corners professional wrestling. Plus Jock Vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 207: The Decade's Greatest Movie... Mar 02, 2016

We review the year's best films regardless of whether we've seen them. Matt sees Deadpool before Paul for some reason. Plus, Scoop Mail, and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 206: "Great Interview" -Mike Weatherford Feb 25, 2016

Las Vegas' most respected and feared entertainment columnists, Mike Wetheford, blows off work to spend time in the churn. He gets to see how the other half lives as Paul and Matt review his life. Plus scoop mail and jock vs nerd.
Plus, a huge huge thank you to our new Patrons and supporters on patreon.com/HeyScoops. It was an overwhelming and amazing week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 205: Mosquita Zika Eureka Feb 24, 2016

Patreon achievement unlocked! Pope approved condom usage. Paul has chocolate donut nightmares. Scoop Mail, Scoop Ads, jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 204: An Unfortunate Distraction Feb 18, 2016

The boys talk Scorpion and Paul most timely joke ever made at Secund City. They try not to get distracted by the horrible rounds of karaoke happening behind them. Scoop Mail and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 203: Bang the Coins Out That Couch Feb 17, 2016

Post Valentine's Day bliss fills the churn as Paul and Jacob reveal their Valentine's Day secrets. A public service announcement about vaginal safety is made. Paul buys a new car and Matt remembers that time he upset a car salesman. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 202: Down for Dinner in the Ya? Feb 11, 2016

Paul is in a wreck and needs a check. Good Bye storm trooper mobile. Matt is filthy. Jock vs Nerd and Scoop Mail.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 201: Comic Con Queso Feb 10, 2016

Paul checks out an old Action movie. Super Bowl commercial recap. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 200: The Penn Jillette Interview Feb 03, 2016

Carnivals, Jam Auctions, Confidence Men, Illegal Cubans, and Dead Sea Lions- What can't you talk about with one of the greatest entertainers of all time, Penn Jillette. He even sits in for Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 199: Phat Ass Dogs Feb 02, 2016

We make up for a lack of Fatty Rabbit Holes in previous episodes with a doozy of one to open the show. Saman JJ makes an appearance on his Vegas visit. Jock Vs. Nerd and scoop mail.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 198: Chapeau: Seduction Escalated Jan 28, 2016

Matt is on the hunt for dudes. Paul hates Jurassic World. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 197: Bramble of Passion Jan 27, 2016

Ryer's internship ends with a trip to the porn convention. Paul's famous balls get the razor treatment. Jock vs Nerd and scoop mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 196: When Human Trafficking, Avoid the Fish Jan 21, 2016

it's our intern'a last churn session. Gift are given, tears are shed, uncomfortable questions about sexuality are asked and matt takes his kids sledding. Also, we tackle another issue of society as we know it, cereal milk. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 195: Blacklist Confidential Jan 20, 2016

Blacklist rips off LA Confidential. Making fun of Trump is not a liberal thing. Physical scoop mail, regular scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 194: Crapunzel Jan 14, 2016

Matt makes a new facebook friend. The boys make vegas recommendations for future newlyweds. Our intern get physical scoop mail. Jock vs nerd. Scoop mail. Limericks haikus and a song. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 193: Give Me Jesus's Email Jan 13, 2016

We start off heavy with the death of David Bowie and a sad scoop mail. Then we address a possible wardrobe malfunction at 50 Shades and get into some regular scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 192: The Janitor's Keys to the Universe. Jan 07, 2016

We get a buttload of physical scoop mail. George Lucas calls Disney "white slavers". Tom Coughlin got fired. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 191: Wash Them Toes Jan 06, 2016

Fresh stats on scoops fuck marry kill for Paul Matt and Jacob. We check in with Ryer in his new intern digs. Paul debates how important video games are to a healthy relationship. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 190: Crappy New Year Dec 31, 2015

A year end review falls apart and the guys take turns making each other feel super awkward. Scoop mail does little to help the strange tension and jock vs nerd is fine. We almost didn't put this episode up. Decide for yourself. Oh. And happy new year, Scoops!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 189: Penny Candy and Woolly Willy Dec 30, 2015

The boys review their holidays. Jacob has a an announcement. Paul needs some red bull. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 188: Holly Jolly Chris Bosh Dec 24, 2015

Paul has an exclusive interview with Santa. Matt makes a major rookie mistake as a home owner. Paul's wife was already a big Christian Grey enthusiast before Paul became him. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. Merry Chrisbosh!!!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 187: The News is Your Dumb Friend Dec 23, 2015

A crazy woman made national news when she tried to kill 30 random people walking on Las Vegas Blvd with her car. All 3 boys were working nearby. Paul's conspiracy brain runs wild on Steve Harvey. Plus, scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 186: Reservoir of Poon. Dec 17, 2015

The boys take a dip into the vintage scoop mail pool and end up in the reservoir of poon.. Will they make it out of January? Spoiler Alert: no. Plus some hot ass Jock Vs. Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 185: January 2015's Finest Mail Dec 16, 2015

Apparently Jacob and SJ have family that like them and wants to see them. Yuck. Anyhow, that means a bank episode with old ass scoop mail we meant to read on air. Plus jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 184: The Cost of Gay Bashing Dec 10, 2015

Matt and Paul missed the best joke out the Santa Clause/Britney Spears story. Matt finds out there is a price one can pay to hate gays at one of his jobs. Scoop Mail and Jock vs. Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 183: Lollipop Buffet Dec 09, 2015

Jacob and Paul are tuckered out post Absinthe Christmas party. Matt's kid sets up a lollipop buffet. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 182: Sack Re Bleu Dec 03, 2015

Another night of late night silliness. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 181: Tony Surgical Lube Dec 02, 2015

It is Paul's birthday and he gets a new job. Matt is going nuts as 50 Shades reopens. Jacob gets a new chair and mic rig. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 180: Furry Survivor Nov 26, 2015

Today's episode features a new segment called "what would it take" in which matt and Paul discuss what would it take for them to start watching different popular reality shows. Plus scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 179: Paul Will Hunt You Down Nov 25, 2015

Jacob accidentally becomes a cannibal. Paul gets phones call and then gets pissed. We get corrected for our political discussion by someone who has absolutely every right to correct us. Plus, Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 178: Titsappointed Nov 19, 2015

Matt to play Santa, Paul teaches in a strip club, and right before jock vs nerd we accidentally get into politics so feel free to fast forward on that part. Scoop mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 177: Bridge Over Troubled Brits Nov 18, 2015

Matt has an unusual turn of events at 50 Shades. Matt, Paul, and Jacob talk a little too much about the production company behind Matt's terrible audition from last week. Paul revisits his terrible luck with owning a home in Las Vegas. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 176: Wet Blanket Anniversary Nov 12, 2015

Matt has another awkward audition. Paul messes up his anniversary gift to his wife. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 175: Finder's Dentures Nov 11, 2015

Paul and Matt are both roped into pyramid schemes. Matt sees something sad at a casino. Scoop mail. Jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 174: Take A Snake Nov 05, 2015

Dave Donnelly refuses to pick a favorite child. Matt takes on his first snake. Jacob tells the legend of snake island. Jock vs Nerd and scoop mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 173: Sexy Duck Nov 04, 2015

Matt's dad sits in studio for a civilized discussion on duck fucking vs. drunk driving. Plus, scoop mail and jock vs. nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 172: Spooky Rubix Boobs Oct 29, 2015

SJ sits in with the boys as they take requests for listeners for different Halloween "guests" to stop by Ice Cream Social. It's a delirious late night recording as well. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 171: Little Red Robin Hood Oct 28, 2015

Paul gets a new toilet and Matt gets laid off. Paul takes a cooking class. Jacob and Matt's favorite teams square off this Sunday. Physical scoop mail and metaphysical scoop mail. Jock vs Nerd. Patreon songs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 170: I Don't Sound Like This. Oct 22, 2015

Matt is watching Rachel Bloom's Crazy Ex Girlfriend. Paul is telling stories about his wife and she may or may not sound like the voice Paul uses for her. The boys address commuting from Vegas to San Francisco to work and when a psychic should be arrested. Paul Songs, Scoops Mail, and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 169: Stabitha Mouth Invader Oct 21, 2015

Penn Jillette publishes a letter that Donald Trump threatens to publish from Penn. Is SNL wrong for having Trump host? Paul ponders his life and death whenever he flies. The boys discover the best IMDB page. Matt reveals his first kiss. More songs, scoop mail and jock vs nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 168: Coffin Full of Meat Oct 15, 2015

NASA JPL's Hui Ying Wen facetime's in to put to rest all of the boys' bullshit beliefs about Mars and the moon. Las Vegas Review Journal's Entertainment Reporter, Doug Elfman shares some amazing stories from his career as a journalist. Jock vs Nerd and some disgusting Scoop Mail.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 167: Batman on Vacation in LA. Oct 14, 2015

Paul believes there might be some sort of pumpkin patch controversy in Vegas and he delivers some new hits despite being on 3 hours of sleep. ICS gets their facebook page reported and briefly shut down. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 166: Think Like a Martian Rockafeller. Oct 08, 2015

Montclair State University is haunted. Which of the Neapolitan wants to go to Mars? Who got fired for farting? Patron tunes, scoop mail, Jock vs Nerd and fun facts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 165: "I Must Tell You About Raul". Oct 07, 2015

Paul discusses Improv Goblet. Matt talks about flying with two kids. The first patreon song dedication session goes down. Scoop Mail with Raul and his lasting impressions. Jock Vs Nerd, athletes vs Star Trek. Also, Fun Facts!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 164: Robe Time. Oct 01, 2015

Scoop Cruise bank show Scoop Mail fest. Matt tells jokes: Matt's Godfather is not amused. Paul tells a joke: Matt is not amused. Matt calls back the joke: Jacob is not amused. Paul: is amused. Topics this Scoop Mail extravaganza include defending atheism, Tony Jaa, doughnut clubs, a non-starter drinking story, a very long joke, and another genital injury story. SONGS: "Get Off of My Lawn" / " Super Mario Proposal" APPEARANCES BY: Mermaid John Madden/ Paul Lynde SCOOP MAIL: Scoopa Fat Boy/ Dip Shirt Cone/ Jordan/ Marty McScoop/ Glen/ Scoop of Canadian Maple & Bacon/ Chicken Scoop for the Soul/ La Fringe Scoop/ Pooper Scooper Crazy Creamer/ Rum Riesenberg SCOOP JOCK VS NERD by 23 Travis: They Might be Giants Lyrics vs. The '86 World SeriesLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 163: From the Bank at Sea Sep 30, 2015

Bank show Scoop Cruise vintage Scoop Mail fest. In today's episode the guys try to tackle the mound of Scoop Mail after they discuss their first few days on board the ship. Topics include: Benedict Negro, Christmapus, a CHUD haunted house, the UK port ban, Indiana rounding Pi, romantic Paul, and Dildos as presents. And then 11 minutes and 19 seconds after the guys joke about reading all the scoop mail they brought along except 1, there is a so-called "data corruption" turning several old unread scoop mails into forever lost scoop mails. So if you're ever wondering if we got to your scoop mail, we did... but you probably won't get to hear it. SCOOP MAIL: Sacktomonkey/ Dustin/ Jane Cobbs Cap/ Simon/ Fudgy Numbers/ Sod Pen/ Moxie FoxLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 162: Rita Chinyere aka Brita James departs UCB over race. Sep 24, 2015

Rita Chinyere aka Brita James wrote a controversial and provocative article about how people of color are treated in the comedy community. She agreed to be interviewed on Ice Cream Social the next day after she went public with her article. Also, we talk to scoop and congregation member Nicolas about his contest to give away his restaurant for $100. We also find time for scoop mail and jock va nerd. Buckle up, this one is a roller coaster
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Matt's show in NYC at pit loft, Wednesday 9/30 at 9pm
Paul's improv Goblet (festival) in baobab stage, town square Las Vegas October 1st and 2nd
win $111 by submitting an audio montage of ICS
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Episode 161: Outreach Around Sep 23, 2015

Through thick or thin, Heidi Fleisscheck puts her black book up for sale. The Patriots still cheat. Paul gets hurt, pissed, then goes on a mission. Matt challenges Paul to a patreon based high five contest on the Vegas Strip. The boys Launch a $111 Audio Montage Contest. Matt has a NYC show September 30th at 9pm at Pit Loft.
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Episode 160: ICS Trivia Challenge Sep 17, 2015

on today's bank show, gelato Steve challenges Matt and Mattingly to a drinking game trivia contest. Plus, vintage Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 159: Meet the Scoop Group. Hashtag Scoop Cruise. Sep 16, 2015

We meet newlyweds and new scoops Matt and Sarah who host is in their cruise suite as the boys get to know the entire scoop group aboard the Celebrity Summit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 158: Jerry Springer's Drinking Buddy Sep 10, 2015

Jacob reflects on his time as Jerry Springer's drinking buddy. The boys spending so much time talking about the Patriots creates the first ever Nerd Vs. Nerd. Also some kick ass Scoop Mail.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 157: Rent Paul Mattingly for 4 Hours. Sep 09, 2015

the boys react to the unbelievable start of their Patreon campaign. Paul take his wife to see Matt shakes his ass in 50 Shades. Paul out at midnight looks to purchase some new Star Wars toys. Jock vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 156: Lady of the Bowling Ball Arm Sep 03, 2015

Jacob's college buddy and 50 Shades The Parody cast member, Sabrina Sia stops by to talk about competing in pageants in Lousiana, cruise ship life, and having a Duck Dynasty dad who hates Duck Dynasty. Plus jock vs nerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 155: Patreon Launch and the Mountain of Mayo. Sep 02, 2015

For 34 minutes, the boys discuss their earliest memory, Paul's GI situation, Matt's hatred of reading and J Anderson Thompson's theory on developing god. Then live on air, they launch a somewhat ridiculous patreon page that kindly asks for your support. Jock vs Nerd and scoop mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 154: Las Vegas Bathroom Patrol Aug 27, 2015

First podcast back in the churn, the boys deal with President visiting Vegas. They talk scoop cruise and scoop fest and the wonder that was the Siren Show aboard the Summit. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 153: 1st Annual Scoop Fest! Aug 26, 2015

Over 100 people from all over the country piled into a tiny bar and welcomed Matt Paul and Jacob to an afternoon love recording of Ice Cream Social. Live Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd: Creamer Jean, Another Sarah, Ryer Appledorn, Joe Swam, Billy Tierney, St John John, Andy Cheek and his daughter, Steel This Beer's Augie Carton. A fantastic and overwhelming day for the boys and a nice little fundraiser for Opportunity Village of Las Vegas. Enjoy!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 152: Heidi Fleiss Is For The Birds. Aug 19, 2015

In a sprawling exotic bird compound in Pahrump, NV, we interview the fascinating and eccentric Heidi Fleiss. Former Hollywood madam, ex con, marijuana farmer and now exotic bird caretaker and advocate welcomed us to her home. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 151: Love Butt Driver, Kurt Braunohler. Aug 17, 2015

Matt and Jacob had a chance to interview Kurt Bruanohler in his cross country trip driving a giant butt for his Comedy Central pilot. Paul was unavailable to be in studio. Kurt talks about his upcoming show, being on the Tonight Show and Chelsea lately. Also matt and Kurt look back on the early New York City improv and alternative comedy scene. Kurt also opens up about the difficulties of trying to be a duo in modern entertainment. Enjoy!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 150: Pre Scoop Cruise/ Scoop Fest Aug 13, 2015

More Jizz ribbon action, fame or money debate, Matt's brother meets a scoop and jock vs nerd. Plus, scoop mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 149: Beard E Cheese's Slave Labor Ship Aug 12, 2015

Matt finds out the secret marker rules of Chipotle and takes his kid to Paul's ophaned home, Chuck E Cheese. Penn & Teller Fool Us recap for episodes 5 and 4. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 148: Jehovah's Titness Aug 06, 2015

A case is made for the Spice Girls being punk rock when the boys interview the lovely, funny, and talented Tatiana Mac. Also, what happened when children choose evil toy makers over Santa Clause and just how different is a drunk adult from a child. Plus, Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 147: Flying Wolf Aug 05, 2015

A Kentucky man shoots down a drone and kicks up a legal hornets nest. Matt is outclassed twice. Paul still hates weddings and having to see anyone in general. Jock vs Nerd from Slappy McGee and scoop mail with a gun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 146: Ashes to Gargoyles! Jul 30, 2015

Matt has a garbage body language problem on airplanes and might also have airborne herpes. Paul couldn't care less. Jock vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 145: Urbana Legenda. Jul 29, 2015

matt addresses a few complaints differently and does an Ice vest update. Paul wishes he could go back in time and Eiffel Tower himself. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Also, Wednesday is a good day to follow HeyScoops on the periscope app as they road trip for bank show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 144: 50 Mistakes of Grey Jul 23, 2015

Matt has episode recaps for Fool Us episodes 2 and 3. Jacob's Louisiana upbringing gives him a different perspective on Katrina, 50 fuck ups of Grey- matt almost ruins the show several times. Scoop mail! Taco Bell hospital returns! Paul hates pink eye. Jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 143: Prince Albert In My Can Jul 22, 2015

Paul Mattingly hums himself to work. Matt wears a vest and talks Donald Trump. Paul goes to a stand up show and hears some bullshit. Scoop mail asks the boys a great question about getting away with something. Jock vs Nerd scoop style. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 142: Best Year Ever-1992 Jul 16, 2015

Paul loved 1992. Seriously. He also has fabulous answers for cars he'd buy should he obtain a buttload of money. jacob and SJ announce they will benattendin scoop fest and scoop cruise but will they all ride a giant banana? A quick note to our stitcher listeners to be peeping our episode numbers. Also Jock Vs Nerd and some hot ass scoop mail. @midnight campaign continues. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 141: Eat the Couch Jul 15, 2015

Happy Bastille Day, Scoops! There is nothing about Bastille Day in this episode but we do talk about Matt's kid making his first jokes and talk about the poor defending of the asinine question of "are women funny?" And how it applies to Ghostbusters. We update people on the At Midnight campaign. Plus scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 140: Baños Banditos! Jul 09, 2015

We get a wonderful scoop mail about adventures in truck driving. Also, Matt recap an episode he wrote on of Penn & Teller: Fool Us on CW and get into sick ass Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd our faces off!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 139: Dabbing Vs. Wiping David Hasselhoff Jul 08, 2015

Matt and Paul take in the World Cup, reflect on the wonder of David Hasselhoff and debate dabbing vs wiping philosophy. Some amazing scoop mail and scoop Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 138: Bush Fruit Jul 02, 2015

Some vape company want to get the flavor profile of ICS so they can get them hooked on their hot vape action. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 137: Let's Hope I Don't Have Aids. Jul 01, 2015

When it comes to Paul's dogs, it's a battle of Pavlov vs pooping. Matt spends an odd morning in Penn Station in New York City. Jock vs nerd and Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 136: Lady of Questionable Morals Jun 25, 2015

Matt and Paul talk about the cartoons they drew as kids. Matt discusses his Jeb Bush presidential pick and his shiny shoe choice. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 135: Las Vegas: The Game Jun 24, 2015

Matt and Mattingly have always lifted the curtain and shown you the lesser known parts of Las Vegas. Today, they interview Justin Oswald and Matt Roach who make a living pulling live pranks on unsuspecting tourists in Las Vegas. Sometimes it goes off without a hitch and other times it goes off the rails. Plus, Jock Vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 134: Drumstick From Hell Jun 18, 2015

Matt and Mattingly have to cancel a Bucket Show. Jock vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 133: Diablo's Dead Daughters. Jun 17, 2015

Matt takes his kids to the circus and Paul takes his wife to a John Denver Tribute Show. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 132: Pork Chop. Jun 11, 2015

Matt and Paul take turns letting people make them feel horrible about themselves. Actual scoop mail. Regular scoop mail. Jock vs nerd and this episode will be released as a video podcast later this week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 131: Current Cost of Freedom: $1.40 Jun 10, 2015

The boy's return to their origin and record at Vintage Nudes Studio. Paul, Matt and Jacob tell different versions of the same story where Paul may or may not have attacked a woman with a cockroach. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 130: A Technique To Toothy Jun 04, 2015

Matt's medium rare and appropriate steak. Paul's lack of questions. Scoop Mail and a very special redneck jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 129: Hot Cuz at the BBQ Jun 03, 2015

Deaf translators at 50 Shades, America's Got Talent's Piff and tears, Scoop Mail: super asshole dad. Jock vs Nerd: Fifa fun vs masters of the universe hero villain or sex toy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 128: Perfectly Normal. Just Don't Do It. May 28, 2015

Paul believes he knows the fastest healing parts of the body. Matt wants to launch a middle of the night texting service for new parents. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 127: "I Need My Cheese Good" May 27, 2015

Matt randomly encounters people of prejudice against New Jersey. Paul and Matt share Memorial Day stories and one the stories involved Lions. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 126: Red Dwarf May 21, 2015

Matt and Paul discuss the Cosby quotes from his latest interview, 7LandHand sends in Jock Vs. Nerd audio, some very painful scoop mail gets read, and Matt and Mattingly announce Land Locked Scoop Fest at Tierney's Tavern in Montclair, NJ on August 15th at 3pm. All you need is gas money to get to Jersey and $5Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 125: Ray Cronise and His Crazy Ass Diet and Health Theories. May 20, 2015

The boys do their best to not make an infomercial as they tackle diet myths and dogma with former NASA Scientist and Bio Chemist, now reluctant diet cult leader, Ray Cronise. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 124: The Real Duck Dynasty Musical May 14, 2015

The boys discuss the closing of the Duck Dynasty musical. jock Vs nerd: deflategate vs Joss Whedon's Twitter account. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 123: Crime Can't Wake Matt Up. May 13, 2015

Matt recalls the birth of his latest kid and accidentally yet briefly starts another wrestling discussion. Paul talks avengers and while Matt talks Thomas the Tank Engine. Matt's butthole might have something going on and it may involve sleeping through a crime. Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 122: DecoPause May 07, 2015

B.J. Joins Paul and Jacob today! We find out what it would take to make Paul run into machine gun fire while Paul and B.J. try to make the show into a nerd paradise. Paul also tells you everything that Paul likes.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 121: E-Bol-A Candy May 06, 2015

The eccentric Spencer Novich joins us in the churn today! We talk about his gigs and his serious flexibility. His dog pound really gets stretched to the limit. We also find out that milk and dicks are not surf and turf.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 120: An Engagement Ring Is A Dick. Apr 30, 2015

SJ's back!!! We find out the SJ thinks of Better Homes and Gardens in the same way that Paul thinks of comic books. Paul finds out that he knows all the words to the Muppet Babies song and SJ finds out that Elvis just died. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 119: The Hoarding Mermaid Apr 29, 2015

Eric Jeffers sits in for Matt and goes down a kung-fu rabbit hole with Paul. A Scoop Connection happens! And Paul and Jacob argue about Disney Animated films. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 118: Knives in the Closet Apr 23, 2015

SJ joins Paul and Jacob and they talk school days, early theatre experience and Jacob's electrifying personality. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 117: To Shit In Matt's Shoes. Apr 22, 2015

Jacob and Paul flounder like the fish they are while Matt is out with his new baby! Star Wars and backyard wrestling are all Paul wants to talk about. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 116: Paul's hostile takeover Apr 16, 2015

Paul was supposed to give Matt a summary and episdoe title for this particular podcast, but alas... here we are. Probable Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd, but who knows...Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 115: Mate: The Movie Apr 15, 2015

Matt discusses the season of Fool Us. The boys welcome Derek Shipman to the churn. A very special audio jock vs nerd. Some scoop mail and other nonsense. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 114: Boy, You Are In a Pickle... Apr 09, 2015

The boys experiment with the periscope app as they discuss the future of transportation. Matt causes an issue for 50 Shades Vegas the day of his debut. Jock vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 113: I'll Sofa The Door Apr 08, 2015

Matt and Mattingly, well really mostly Matt gets criticized for how the Indiana Issue was handled the week before. Scoop Cruise ahoy! Scoop mail includes an amazing Italian Air Show and Scoop Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 112: Belgian Plow Horse Apr 02, 2015

The Bucket Show get thrust into film noir like mysterious circumstances. A legit Scoop Cruise opportunity presents itself. Paul fails to describe anything on the internet. Paul is curious about Matt's need to paint a crib. Matt gets a new job without getting rid of his old one. Scoop Mail and Jock vs. Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 111: 16 Year Olds Listen to College Kids. Apr 01, 2015

Its the one year anniversary for these April Fools! Topics: Indiana, Harry Reid, ICS Porn, Gay Hating Bakers, Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 110: Charro's Tittar Mar 26, 2015

There are references to Matt having his next kid but the truth is Matt just messed up his own schedule and screwed thing up for Paul and Jacob this week. So the baby banks are wasted on red tape nonsense. Just another reason to shy away from team Sling and go for team Slide.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 109: The A Theme Mar 25, 2015

3 Murdochs, a rap song, and hot dog speghetti. This is a bank show but Matt is not having another kid yet despite the references. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 108: Type Slap Mar 19, 2015

The boys discuss highlights from Penn's 60th birthday including performances by Piff the Magic Dragon and Billy the Mime. Scoop Jock Vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 107: There Once Was a Podcast From Las Vegas Mar 18, 2015

Limerick Challenge, Jacob reports on Newsies, Scoop Mail, Does Ace have a hot girlfriend, Jizz Ribbon Bandits and the Return of Scoop Nurse with another gross story. Plus Retiring football players vs new football games in Jock Vs. NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 106: Holy Crab Cow Mar 12, 2015

food. Mail. Jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 105: Fresh from the Hospital Mar 11, 2015

Matt comes straight from the hospital. White guilt on social media, scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 104: Headache for the Rest of Our Lives Mar 05, 2015

Pimp Court appears in Jock Vs. Nerd and we hear some misfired proposal stories in Scoop Mail. A Scoop also solicites some snappy comebacks for a situation at work. We also try out a new section called "Fresh Stats!"Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 103: Scoop-tastic Gifts! Mar 04, 2015

Unreal scoop deliveries, athlete's making millions instead of Africa, Matt has a tough week as an actor. Scoop Mail includes snappy comebacks for answering nosey people about that next baby. Hands in "1.2.3- Jock Vs Nerd!"Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 102: I Married a Cake, Bitch! Feb 26, 2015

Bank shows are often recorded after our regular episode which means we are pushing towards 4 or 5 am. This episode is a good example of what happens when microphones are on Matt and Paul at this goofy time.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 101: To The Stars on the Wings of a Pig Feb 25, 2015

Bank Show Vintage Scoop Mail fest. In this episode the boys tell their favorite classic jokes and question the street cred of Warren G and Montell Jordan. They also discuss Korean Unicorns, an unfortunately named Girl Scout Troup, lady gamers, book recommendations, 2 sentence horror stories and a big transgender headache.
Songs:"This is How We Do It" (alternate lyrics)"Teen Streams"
Scoop Mail from:Scooptimus PrimeWarrenKeithScoop and a halfMoxie FoxThousands of Spiders
Scoop Jock vs Nerd from JohnChampions League Soccer vs. WWE Hall of Fame
ICS History:Debut of "Don't look at me... LOOK AT ME!!"Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 100: SNL All Time Favorites. Feb 19, 2015

In a strange ICS event, Matt takes off and leaves Paul alone in a room with Jacob. This is against the rules. Does Paul survive?Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 099: Mr. February Feb 18, 2015

Matt's wife is better at his job than he is. Paul's wife drags him to a lovely movie. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 098: V Day: Nest of the Weiner. Feb 13, 2015

Before the boys take a weird turn on the Valentine's Day topic, they discuss the filthiest news of the day and compare Jenny McCarthy to the Nick Drake's Pink Moon. They also double down on Jock Vs Nerd. Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 097: Pizza Is The New Bacon Feb 11, 2015

Pizza is the New Bacon. Good Bye Daily Show. Scoop Mail.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 096: Closet Atheist at a Funeral Feb 05, 2015

Can weed take down gay marriage? How close is Paul to being Randy Quaid? Two very deep and emotional scoop mails are read tackling depression and being an athiest at a catholic funeral. Please regular scoop mail. One addresses whether you'd rather be preached to in a car or lit on fire. Scoop Jock Vs Nerd. Enjoy!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 095: Sommelier Pirates Feb 04, 2015

The boys break down the Super Bowl and Paul thinks it was rigged. Jacob surprises the boys with Red Velvet Oreos. Our first actual real deal scoop mail arrive and it involves balls. Matt lets the weight of being the #1 Steve Winwood podcast get to him. The is a brief update on Paul's chopstick challenge. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 094: The Ol' Classic Cancer Threesome. Jan 29, 2015

Paul helps Matt write some rhymes for his new show. The boys discuss an edited scenes from the 50 Shades of Grey movie. Scoop Mail and Scoop Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 093: Paul's Chopstick Challenge Jan 28, 2015

Deflated Super Bowl expectations, fatty and fat rabbit holes, scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 092: The RSVP Epedemic! Jan 22, 2015

TV show reviews. A kid gets find for skipping a party. Paul goes to a movie. Matt had dinner with Daily Show people. Plus, a butt load of Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 091: The Pope Is a Dipshit. Jan 21, 2015

Matt and Paul tackle the pope being a total cock wallet. Operation Obelisk relaunches. Matt fails a fight or flight test. Scoop mail and deflate gate jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 090: Je Suis Fatty Jan 15, 2015

Matt and Paul discuss #jesuischarlie. Ryer sends the boys a gift. More new baby names are proposed. Paul reveals his darkest days in a fatty rabbit hole. Scoop Mail and Scoop Jock Vs Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 089: "Long Distance" by Paul Mattingly Jan 14, 2015

Paul launches a new show in Las Vegas. Matt teaches at a business school. Paul surprises Matt by bringing in the song he recorded for his wife. Matt sees Louis CK perform in LA. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 088: A Sleeve of Oreos Jan 08, 2015

Paul and Matt talk churning. Matt hates over sharers and Paul shares his shit. Joel McHale's opener thrashes a heckler. More baby names suggestions are considered for Matt's next child. A Penn Jillette quote sets the boys back a peg about negative news and biases.Kid shoots mom. Scoop Mail: Italian Air Foursome. Mandy the Aussie writes in about missed opportunities. And a letter from Dipshit Cone where he gets duped for pune.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 087: "Sorry, Your Majesty". Jan 07, 2015

What does Usher and the KKK have in common? An unusual source debates Matt on the art of pole dancing. Jacob messes up another fact on air. Scoop Mail: Paul's wife write in and breaks down their whole courtship and relationship. Trigger Warning: Olive Garden. Atheist dating advice and Morrocan Scoop Veteran writes in with Jock Vs. Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 086: Just Buy The Pool Dec 31, 2014

The first submission for naming Matt's kid are considered. two scoops send in nes stories questioning their Italian Air Show-ness. During scoop mail, the boys tackle another "so drunk" story from a scoop. Another scoop submits a Jock Vs. Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 085: The Heat Is (Not) On (Paul) Dec 30, 2014

Matt and Paul discuss their holidays. Matt talks about being on the Risk podcast, seeing the Penny Pibbets Show, and being called fat in a mall. Paul discusses the cold weather and reveals that his car has no heat. Scoop Mail and Scoop Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 084: 'Twas the Night Before Chris Bosh Part 1 and Part 2 Dec 22, 2014

Hey Scoops. This Holiday episode is full of Matt and Paul trying to fulfill all the holiday requests they could fit into a show before they fell asleep on Jacob's floor. We hope this episode helps get you through you holiday travels. Jock Vs. Nerd, Scoop Mail, a dating game with SJ as Mrs. Clause and the return of some of Paul's favorite characters as well as some new holiday characters are all featured here. Happy Chris Bosh from all of us and we will be talking to you before the New Year is here. Thanks Scoops, Ice Cream Socialists, Socialites, Psychopaths, and... Creamers.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 083: As a Psychic, I Predict I'm About To Be Rude. Dec 18, 2014

Paul talks about his upcoming appearance on Penn's Sunday School. Matt and Paul talk about dealing with "psychics" at work. How to deal with con artist, beggars, and grifters. Matt shares his favorite NYC story. Paul searches for ghost stories on youtube. Paul avoids going to a show with Matt. Paul's dog star in a photo shoot. ...holy balls this is a long episdode. Jock Vs Nerd and Scoop Mail.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 082: Win An Ice Cream Cone, Scoops! Dec 17, 2014

Ice Cream Social's Scoop Contest: Win an Ice Cream Cone! Jacob explains science. Paul is having a tough xmas season and it's not because of his lame family crest. Scoop Mail: Worse than a turd in the pool, Scoop Putin, James Brown, Cauliflower Alley. Jock Vs. Nerd: No S's vs Video Game Titan passes away.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 081: Green Grocery Bag Dec 11, 2014

2 years of combined podcasting, bring you a terrible tale...Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 080: Forrest Dump Dec 10, 2014

Raul Faria from Bar Rescue stops by to talk drinks, fast food jobs, and Absolut. Scoopmail: drunken replays. jock vs nerd: dungeons and dragons vs sports. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 079: Neopolitan Wife Swap Dec 04, 2014

JOCK VS NERD CUBED: 2 Casting Questions about the upcoming Suicide Squad movie, Umpire's filthy secrets, sports talk radio handles the St.Louis Rams protest, and a scoop writes in with Harry Potter and Roller Derby trivia. SCOOP MAIL: Our sexiest or most uncomfortable exchange about our lives with our wives goes down at the end of this episode. Plus, we address the rise and fall of Will Smith.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 078: High Tea for Misogyny Dec 03, 2014

The new porn law in the UK sure thinks women are icky. Paul is old and falling apart. SCOOP MAIL: Dusty flushes a toilet on a hospital, improv comics and research scientists have a lot in common, atheists kids find religon, Jersey guys get fired, and roast advice.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 077: Humps Giving (Part 2) Nov 26, 2014

Matt and Mattingly have a photo shoot coming up and could use your help! Paul becomes obsessed with snake jokes. Why don't we all have locker room interviews? Scoop Mail: Showgirl in a cake callback, a shitty job, Marc's car accident, Mothra returns, Princess Leia park pics. Jock Vs Nerd: D'wanna know english vs. Canadian Hockey talkLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 076: Humps Giving (Part 1) Nov 26, 2014

Kurt Cobain, scientist and dietitian, says fish have no feelings. Matt and Paul discuss old Thanksgiving traditions of inappropriate sandwiches and dealing with vegans. SCOOP MAIL: "Creamers", Australia, Sarah's Soft Hands, Matt's not cool, Improv Classes, and grossing out chefts. JOCK VS NERD: Who is Flag vs. How to pay for things when you are drunk.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 075: Bill KKKosby Nov 20, 2014

In this weeks episode Anonymous outs KKK members, more on the comedian outing Bill Cosby, and Paul outs the CHUDs. Matt's new comedy show "Alibi" has a few bumps in its test run, Princess Leia the Disney Princess, more cart puns and an embarrassing Neil Diamond story. SCOOP MAIL: Michael Jones/ Emily Scoop da Loop/ Spider-Flavored Scoop/ Simon/ Senior Scoopsis/ Scoopa Steve SCOOP JOCK VS NERDS by Scoopa Steve and Nathan Rae: Jesse Owens vs the Bat-Diamond, Judge Dredd vs U.K. Soccer Nickname nicknames.
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Episode 074: Matt's Seductive Cosplay Nov 19, 2014

Winter is coming! Las Vegas buckles down fo 50 degree weather as Buffalo get buried in 6 feet of snow. Matt and Paul discuss old snow day traditions which include the Tap Challenge, a dance contest, and epic game of RISK (aren't they all). Plus, you can pay Matt and Paul to dress up anywhere and they will take the gig. Jock Vs. Nerd: Forever Fan Podcast sends in a clip. Scoop Mail: Camp Songs, Oklahoma, Betty Scoop, E Games, Indiana Prejudice, and Scorpion TV.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 073: When a Drunk Auditions... Nov 13, 2014

Matt wrote and directed an interactive show called "Alibi" (AlibiTheShow.com) that debuts this Saturday and runs every Saturday in Las Vegas. They discuss what its like to have a drunk audition for a show and how Jacob's wife was too hot for the show. Matt and Paul explore Fatty Fashion and the 15th (or 50th?) anniversary of Fantasy. Scoop Mail: more dick stuff, more forensics, Double D bath tub time, a Canadian's defense of Jessica Rabbit, and Comic Con-troversy. Jock Vs. Nerd: Missed shots vs who is Dr. Strange.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 072: Fatty Rabbit Hole Returns Nov 12, 2014

Matt returns from San Francisco like a cocaine cowboy. The return of Fatty Rabbit Hole: appetizer trios. Scoop Mail: Paul is inspired to submit a new state theme song for Virginia and the boys discuss their favorite handling on hecklers. Jock Vs Nerd: "Ivy League" QB vs Episode 7 Subtitle. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 071: Take A Penny Leave A Pibbets. Nov 06, 2014

Absinthe's Penny Pibbets in studio! Co host of Vegas's hottest show, Penny stops by to talk about her abusive relationship with the Gazillionaire and about her oncoming solo show. Through her kickstarter, she offers the full girlfriend experience for $5000 and that includes all the donuts you can bang. Plus, we have a combination Jock vs Nerd, Scoop Mail to pop quiz Matt and Paul.

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Episode 070: Popcorn the Musical Nov 05, 2014

Paul talks Life is Beautiful and he true grasp or Klingon. Matt travels east and sees a cab driver fail and takes in a couple of Broadway Shows. Plus, food trends with Harch Chili Peppers and Iraqi SNL Scoop Mail: Joe, Caleb, and a pants popping Italian Air Show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 069: Halloween Super Spooky Special Oct 30, 2014

Dr Frankenstein and his creature stop by. Halloween themed scoop mail, spooky future dating game, and double jock vs nerd from The Bearded Ones and In The Loop podcasts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 068: Becky Thatcher's Wabash River Murder. Oct 29, 2014

hey Scoops, Matt here. I pimp Paul 2 or 3 times to rap and sing. There is a Mark Twain rap and another state song that we believe is telling you about a murder. We are probably wrong. There is some scoop mail and a jock vs nerd and also Paul stops the show from ending like 3 or 4 times. Enjoy!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 067: Mining For Brothels In Tonopah Oct 23, 2014

Linq Wizard, Jon Gray let us into his big fancy pants office on the strip for our best behind the scenes look at the Las Vegas we-never-knew-about interview. How did this local from Tonopah work his way up the Vegas food chain so quickly? What is it like to change the Vegas skyline with the High Roller? How polite can you be to Paul when he proposes a terrible idea for a night club? All answers here and more. From Bally's front desk, to working as the right hand man to George Maloof in The Palms hey day, to becoming a high rolling big wig for Caesars, Jon Gray knows how Vegas works like no one else.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 066: Kentucky Dog Mayor, Ruff Barkington Oct 22, 2014

Jacob is a hard ass to cops in Missouri. Matt listens in on a Hooter's managers summit. Paul tells Matt about his cashier karma. Richmond, Kentucky's fiction dog mayor, Ruff Barkington speaks. Plus, SCOOP MAIL and JOCK VS NERD.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 065: 2 Girls, 1 Pod. Oct 16, 2014

Public Speaking gig and fears get tackled as The Life is Beautiful Speaker Series curator, Lisa Shufro stops by to reveal the amazing line up and speakers like Penn & Teller, Pussy Riot, 3-D human tissue printers and language inventors. From Iowa, to concert violinist to Ted Med, to think tank, to Vegas, Lisa leaps and figures out how to fly on the way down. Also Million Dollar Quartet, Twilight singer Felice Garcia, stops by to debut her new solo album. From her Reno roots to booking dozens of shows in Vegas, Felice lets her versatility shine as she chats it up with Matt and Mattingly.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 064: Don' Drag Rag Race a Cop, Brudda! Oct 15, 2014

Paul teaches Matt how to speak hawaiian for a mixed company Descendants viewing party. Scoop Mail: Dangerous sex with love, our podcast is bad for parking, Paul's collection of WWE figures, and revisiting "gangbanger". JOCK VS NERD: FSU's QB rap sheet VS. new chick comedy trilogy.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 063: CSI High School Forensics Team Oct 09, 2014

A filthy high school harpsichordist is not getting his deposit back. When Matt watchesShawshank Redemption, Paul watches Transformers. Matt recalls a fraternity debate of going gay vs. banging a buffalo. Revisiting Indecent Proposal, the NBA's lack of nicknames, and state song debate. Scoop Mail: Worst nose hair removal story ever. Jock Vs. Nerd: Teenage Mutant Comic Creators Vs. Paul's favorite NBA Executive shoplifter.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 062: Banky Mc Show Show Oct 08, 2014

All we know about this show is it was recorded at 4am some night in July. We think Paul bashes his face with his own microphone and nearly knocks himself out. But we could be wrong. Listen at your own risk.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 061: North Carolina Smack Talk Oct 02, 2014

Night of a thousand bits: Matt discusses wrap party for Director's Cut. Clint from Geek Dig challenges the boys in Jock Vs. Nerd and more Scoop MailLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 060: Dick Chambers, Private Eye. Sep 30, 2014

Matt finds out eveyone he works for has been fired and he may not have a job. Paul tells a very vunerable dry hump story. JOCK VS NERD: Can't a guy retire to some inflated stories vs. which 80 movie is getting a really late look at a third. SCOOP MAIL: ML makes his first appearance as ombudsman. Hugsrock writes back to clear up some details on our most painfully famous scoop mail ever.

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Episode 059: Tim Gunn's Chocolate Runway Sep 25, 2014

Matt and Paul bow out of the World Series of Comedy. Roast theory from Matt. Jacob and Matt cannot stop Paul from keeping a gross running joke. Matt calls in for a Sirius Fantasy Football show. 2 Broke Geeks (@2BGPod) send in this week's Jock Vs. Nerd questions. Scoop Mail returns to gently fuck the boys in the face.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 058: Having A Ball In Arkansas. Sep 24, 2014

Paul has a beef with WWE. Matt's kid pranks him by walking. The return of state songs, Paul sings his own version of "Oh Comma Arkansas". Jock Vs. Nerd: Ray Rice Jersey Exchange Vs What New Show Blows. Scoop Mail: One painful Italian Air show story leaves all the guy on the ground in pain and laughter.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 057: Dollop Parton Ice Cream Sep 18, 2014

Matt has a super shitty audition for some clown bullshit. PSS's Dustin Knouse has a bad day at work because of Matt. Improv group, Bearded Men, don't need AAA when they have the magic on improv in their pockets. The Pure BS Podcast (@pureBSpodcast) submits this week's Jock Vs Nerd. SCOOP MAIL:What happened to State Songs, the boys don't know jack about hockey or Canada, a fancy t shirt idea, and Sergeant Scoop's flavor of the day.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 056: Constructible Sexy Lady-Clown Sep 17, 2014

Matt cannot believe the exhaustion, carnage, and monetary cost of a one year old's birthday party. Joe and Steven stop by to plug TheWorldSeriesofComedy'.com Las Vegas Event. The even surprise Matt & Mattingly by offering them a position in this week's event. Steven makes a wonderful personal announcement and Joe looks back on 20 years in stand up. JOCK VS NERD: Microsoft buys a major video game franchise vs the daily shit buffet being offered by the NFL. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 055: Little Slutty Red Truck Sep 11, 2014

Matt and Paul talk fight songs in pro sports and fall in love with the San Diego Chargers song. Scott McGee talks about 20 years on the road, traveling by truck to small towns across the country and putting up fully cast children's shows in 5 days. He talks about the highs and the lows of living in stranger's houses, how people have gotten fired from his job, and how people have almost died doing his job. Plus, there are certain towns that won't allow evolution or the portrayal of drinking alcohol attack Scott's sense of art. Also, Australian podcast 7landhand.com supplies this week's JOCK VS NERD questions.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 054: Everyone Gets The Best Parking Space Forever. Sep 10, 2014

Matt and Paul respond to numerous Scoops who took issue with a guest advocating "The Secret" and "The Power". Paul relives his walk out on Geek Shock. JOCK VS NERD: Which WWE star played professional baseball and what would a side line interview sound like if he were more successful. VS. Which Tom Cruise solo flick is looking to go franchise. SCOOP MAIL, Italian Air Show or just a Mattingly, Athiest Holidays, New Scoops, escaping choke holds and the definition of Jury Rig.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 053: Paul Shortino- Rock Legend, Taco Cheese Thief. (Spinal Tap, Quiet Riot, Rock Vault) Sep 04, 2014

Paul Shortino knows everyone in Rock and gladly talks about it. From coming close but not quite making it big at 17 years old, to starting his own recording studio, recording with Rough Cutt, Quiet Riot, Badd Boyz, and being brought under the wing of Ronnie James Dio. Avoiding Phil Spector and almost avoiding the Law, Paul Shortino looks back on a life in Rock and Roll and how it brought him to Rock Vault here in Las Vegas. "This is Spinal Tap" cast him as Duke Fame. Plus, he tells some great stories about being held up at the Canadian Border, getting left in a ladies room, and entering a hotel lobby completely naked.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 052: Pie Hard: Yippie Pie Yay... Sep 03, 2014

Paul, in a firey defense of the Ice Bucket Challenge, walked out on the latest episode of Geek Shock and talks about the shame and pain of that to Matt and Jacob. Matt has a Die Hard moment on the set of Director's Cut and scews up 6 shots at once. Jock VS Nerd: Colts Owner, Jim Irsay gets treated differently by the law than the NFL for a trunk full of drugs VS an old 4 person fighter game returns anew for the PC.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 051: Matt Is A Murderer. Aug 28, 2014

Matt shares another Fatty Rabbit Hole Story where car trips are measured in hot dogs. Paul surprises the gang with both his food in car policy and his video game playing time average. Throw Back Thursday throws Matt for a loop. Penn Jillette's Director's Cut movie taps one ICS host to play a cool role. Plus, what do Duran Duran, Smashing Pumkins, and The Police have in common? Scoop Mail: Legit Ice Cream Questions, Raising your children Athiest, and a shitty job. Jock Vs Nerd: Paul's newest nerd nonsense VS sexist soccer talk.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 050: Johnny Kats' Beef w/ Floyd Mayweather's Fatburger Buns Kicking. Aug 27, 2014

Pillar of the Las Vegas Press Community, John Katsilometes aka Johnny Kats, tells some great stories from his fascinating career as a reporter in Las Vegas. From his humble beginnings in Northern California, to his early Las Vegas days covering UNLV basketball, to his dream story of visiting "Muckers" in Tonopah, NV, The "Kats with Dish" host tolerates Matt and Paul as he reflects on some great Las Vegas stories. Whether it's Floyd Mayweather, Mike Tyson, Al Pacino or the latest in local lawsuits, Johnny Kats takes it all on... except for reviewing DJ's at EDC. Most importantly, John does a spot on Robin Leach. JOCK VS NERD: Marvel's release of a way to sexy lady hero VS. Lebron's new heart warming teammate.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 049: (Not) Saving Mr. Banks (Show) Aug 21, 2014

Summary: You're guess is as good as mine. This is a bank. We had a big spike in listenership and as a thank you, we are releasing a 3rd episode this week. Enjoy!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 048: Racoon Groom's Cake. #cakeweek Aug 20, 2014

Last Comic Standing ends and JB Smoov goes out with bang. Paul and Matt talk stand up styles and techniques. Matt is invited to dinner with Lisa Lampanelli and Emily Jillette. Paul solicits compliments for Geek Shock. Matt is surprised by Paul's massage experiences. Matt gets his last massage by a man. Jacob introduces the concept of groom's cake to the boys. SCOOPMAIL: Generation 16 question for Paul. Sine writes in the best scoop mail ever as she asks Europeans what they think fantasy football is. JOCK VS NERD: College Football Curveball VS. New Star Wars Bullshit.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 047: Showgirl, Maren Wade, Stranded In A Cake: Interview Aug 18, 2014

Maren Wade's Italian Air Show. Maren dreamed of popping out of cake and then the gig finally happened and it quickly turns into a nightmare. Maren talks about working with Terry Bradshaw. Matt talks about an upcoming Matt and Paul break the news to Jacob about the success of Mega Scoop Mail.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 046: "Jihad Me At Hello!" -Tuba Gooding Jr, Aug 14, 2014

Look. We were behind on Scoop Mail so we tear thru a bunch as we introduce the world to Jihad Improv, giving wedding proposal suggestions, crowd fund ridiculous movies, and try to jinx one another for blow jobs. Plus, Dinner with Robocop. JOCK VS NERD: a popular Star Wars character makes a surprising return to the new movie VS NASCAR's lack of power over their athletes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 045: Robin Williams. Tough Loss. Aug 13, 2014

The boys scrap their lineup and just reflect on the loss of Robin Williams. Plus a little sccop mail: Tony Longworth, UK Music Bitch, recalls a time he was stuck working for a psychic.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 044: From Boardwalk Empire to MDQ to Soaps, Actor Marc Donovan: Interview Aug 07, 2014

Matt's former college roomate and former twin, actor Marc Donovan site down with Matt and Paul. Marc discusses Season 3 of Boardwalk Empire, his costume fitting, and his final scene where he gets beat to death. Matt and Paul debate the merits of Sprouts and why anyone shops there. Jock VS Nerd:Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 043: Literally Fucked It For You. Aug 06, 2014

Jacob's luscious locks are the real winner of Best of Vegas. Upon winning, Jacob take a week of ICS. Paul and Matt welcome back Reddi Rich, debate the new definition of "literally", talk about why women love Sprouts, go over rules for interrupting a friend's lunch conversation. JOCK VS NERD: John Bon Jovi writes a letter VS How gross is Guardians of the Galaxy.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 042: Iranian American Wrestler Amir Taleghani: Interview Jul 31, 2014

Amir discusses life in Iran during political upheaval, the arrest of his father, and growing up in a family of wrestlers. Whether it's body building, mixed martial arts, or semi professional football, Amir can't stop getting pro offers. Amir adjusts to life in America, sets his plan for the summer Olympics in Brazil, and perhaps a life in the WWE. He discusses his insane youtube videos and forgets his Instagram Account. (AMIRFILA99) JOCK VS NERD: Sale of the Clippers Court Battle VS DVD Release of the 60's Batman TV Shows.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 041: El Complicato: Complicated Mexican Food Jul 30, 2014

Ice Cream Social wins "Best Local Podcast" from Vegas Seven Magazine. Matt has a frustrating experience at a new fancy Mexican Restaurant. Matt and Paul want to launch Titty Show. MAtt's first BJ happened at a James Bond Party. JOCK VS NERD: NFL players suspensions vs. premature sequaling of Gaurdians of Galaxy. Plus, Scoop Mail Extravaganza!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 040: Paul Is A Sparkly Purple Dinosaur and He Quits! Jul 24, 2014

Matt recalls when his show was used for an engagement in the Edinburgh Fringe Fest. He also tells his engagement story. Jacob and Paul have very different stories. Plus, Paul reveals one if his own shitty jobs where he skinned was changed sparkly purple in a chemical accident. The boys address weight loss successes and failures. MEGA SCOOP MAIL: Paul and Matt address many listener emails. JOCK VS NERD Rory's Dad cashes in VS Paul's latest bullshit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 039: Clepto- Robin Leach? (Kasey's Back) Jul 23, 2014

Kasey briefly discusses the closing of Vegas Nocturne at Rose Rabbit Lie in the Cosmopolitan, the weird ass rip off show that immediately replaced it, and her odd plan for dealing with unemployment that involves canned goods. Plus, if Robin Leach were a cleptomaniac, how would it effect Las Vegas. JOCK VS NERD: Dwayne the Rock Johnson enters the DC universe and Tony Dungy hates them gays. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 038: Strap Matt To A Cactus and Paint Him Red Jul 17, 2014

An Anonymous Scoop Schools Paul and Matt on Trans Gender and Transvestite Respect. Paul hedges a bit on moon landing conspiracy. Paul might hate Lebron James more than Matt does now, the boys are still bafffled by Michael Jordan's Hitler Stash, and old Atari compatable porn games gets revealed. JOCK VS NERD: Marv Albert's back biting past vs Vegas's latest nerd fest.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 037: Amy Birkhead, Lovely Houston Improv Comic: Interview Jul 16, 2014

Matt and Paul get Snoped on their DPH story. The boys welcome Houston, TX Improv Comic, Amy Birkhead into the studio. The three talk compare improv cities, talk teaching, and look back on her first job as a small town newspaper reporter. Amy debates moving to NYC vs LA vs Austin, TX. Matt and Paul debate whether Las Vegas has any museums. JOCK VS. NERD: Starting Shortstop for the American League VS. What nerd fest tournament took place in Las Vegas over the weekend?Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 036: Paul Killed His Dog Jul 10, 2014

Paul's Dog Is Dead, Jacob Is Fired, Matt Is Sick. Ice Cream Social Under Attack. Matt rides the new High Roller is Vegas to get a bird's eye view of Vegas's secret Swastika. Plus, the DPH story- We hope you are not eating anything. Cards against humanity steps in (BLANK). Some comedians are fighting back against being asked to apologize. Many questions answered in SCOOP MAIL. JOCK VS NERD: Something happened somewhere on the internet VS. Which member of Miami Thrice is being temped to jump ship and which other member might be totally okay with it.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 035: Million Dollar Quartet's Rob Lyons Releases Debut Solo Album: Interview Jul 09, 2014

Seattle native, Rob Lyons, talks about the strange path he took from Guitar Store clerk to Broadway and the cities in between. Rob grew up in epicenter of the Grunge and played with Seattle legends, then with Million Dollar Quartet met new/old influences for his own music. Also, Rob brought a guitar into our studio (an ICS first) and plays a little acoustic version of his debut album "When It Haunts You". Paul and Matt grill him on his favorite and least favorite parts of living in Chicago, NYC, London, and every other place that Rob has lived on stage as Carl Perkins. Rob's trajectory in show business is a crazy and lucky one and he shares all in this wonderful interview. Plus, SCOOP MAIL: Sine in Denmark reveals an Italian Air Show of a date story. Enjoy.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 034: Rob Donnelly Illustrator/Former Jedi Mind Trick Bike Messenger: Interview Jul 03, 2014

Matt and Paul discuss how Jerry Ryan is solely responsible for Barack Obama being President. Why should people lose of keep their job. Paul and Matt interview Matt's brother, Rob Donnelly (of RobDraw.com) and watch Matt get to know him for the first time in his life. Rob discusses his career as an animator and illustrator for Slate.com, NBC News and others. Also, they take a look back at Rob's time as a NYC bike Messenger. JOCK VS NERD: The boys finally discuss recently suspended vampire soccer player, Luis Suarez VS which Hollywood director openly wept visiting the set of the new Star Wars movie. SCOOP MAIL: Ben wants to trade one fantasy league access for another on ICS and Matt reveals Steve's new version of a fantasy league that incorporates the greats of the Jock and Nerd World. Carson writes in to share his experience coming out as an Atheist. Joel writes in with a jock story the blows Matt and Paul away. Matt I writes in asking about what could have been with the origin of ICS.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 033: Matt's Olivia Newton John "Incident" Jul 02, 2014

Paul and Matt disect their recent radio appearance. Matt has an embarassing photo posted on twitter. Matt further embarasses himself as an MC for an event by being a sloppy eater and awkwardly sharing his disgusting microphone with Olivia Newton John. Paul eats the most radio unfriendly foods on air. One of them contains hidden milk fat. Scoop Mail: Augie serves the boys a cup of shut the fuck up about the Vegas weather already. HugsRock takes the boys to task for preaching non-intervention. Jeff wants in to the ICSFFLSDS. Moxie wants to know how to get a job. Scott writes in with an amazing update about the naming of his child. Kevin wants Table Top tips. JOCK VS NERD: Lebron goes full Hollywood Hogan VS. Fudgey Numbers, the never to by trusted Hollywood Gross Cartoon.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 32: The Last Great Vegas Show Girl Jun 26, 2014

Matt and Paul interview Ms. Palsha about her start in Vegas, her journey from Jubilee Dancer to Vegas headliner in Vegas: the Show. She addresses the trials and politics and making a living as a dancer from Go Go, Jubilee, Bite, Fantasy, and Peep Show. From the decision to dance topless, to the need to audition for a major show in secret, to facing physical sabotage and hurtful harassment, Tara reflects on a hard fought career and the major decision to leave it all behind for a shot at Broadway in NYC. Daughter of and opera singer, she addresses the pressure of trying to sing as a career later in life. Also in the is episode, Paul can add or multiply. Audio Guy, Jacob confeeses to making a living of Tara's boobs for over five years. Scoop Mail: Jakob questions the boys about art snobbery. Manuel asks about choosing a career in comedy versus economics.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 031: San Diego Hipster Revenge Jun 25, 2014

EDC (Electric Daisy Carnival) closes it's drugged out doors after another successful year in Las Vegas. The stories and heroes are created from this festival for the soul purpose of annoying Matt and Paul. Paul shoves his Kentucky hand in Matt's dirty Jersey face over state anthems. Matt reveals the sweetest revenge he ever took on San Diego hipsters who were hating on Bon Jovi. Also, is Book of Mormon the most important musical ever? JOCK VS. NERD: Michael Sam's super sexy hashtag Vs. G. I. Secret Satan. MEGA SCOOP MAIL: Chris follows up up on female coaches for men's sports by teaching the boys about "Grandma" Peters. SactoMonkey wants to know if we can put a stop to Terry Fator. Moxie wants to talk harder jobs, actors and musicians. Nic sends a figgity fuck you to Jacob. Steven proposes and Ice Cream Social Fantasy Football League. Lukas has a covert way to market ICS. Finally, Scoop Dogg, writes in with our deepest scoop mail yet- How to deal with being an atheist in a very religious household.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 030: Paul Is Pissed! (And what sets him off will surprise you...) Jun 19, 2014

Paul's bargains with his wife over their TV programs and he pays a dear dear price. Matt's boy Monroe Martin is still in the game at Last Comic Standing despite J.B. Smoov's attempt to torpedo the show's success by refusing to speak english when he hosts. Paul would rather someone kill his family than be told that "American Hustle" is a good movie. Matt's wife accidentally open's up for Nancy Pelosi of a women equality event. Scoop Mail: Nic sends in some good tunes, backhanded compliments, and advanced apologies. Drew takes our shitty job request literally. Mike sends in another haiku. Moxie has an audio question for Jacob. Lord Tristan corrects Paul on Evangalion. Andy is further tortured by the lack of video with ICS's good looking guests. Paul answers to his shady past with Billy Joel. Horse Detective is on twitter and ready to solve crime. Jock Vs. Nerd: Spurs total ass whooping of the Heat Vs. Seth Rogen's take on Nintendo and Sega.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 029: Helicopter HOA Narc (w/ Dayna Roselli) Jun 18, 2014

First things first, we figure out exactly what occupation the lovely Dayna Roselli has. She looks back on rising through the local ranks of TV News and what brought her from New York State to Sin City via helicopter. Also, Gilbert Gottfried got Dayna to say something filthy on the 6am news. Dayna dishes on her worst celebrity interview. We try to get her to talk smack about any Vegas personality she has interviewed. She confesses to toeing the line between flirtation and journalism with a hot guest, her hatred of Anchor Man, and how her helicopter pilot abused his job so he could be an HOA rat for his neighborhood. Dayna and Matt attended a special screening of Jersey Boys the movie. Jock Vs. Nerd: Star Wars Stoner Curse Vs. US-HEY, Who plays for us in soccer?Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 028: Rick Dale and Kelly Dale of Rick's Restorations: Interview Jun 13, 2014

Stars of History Channel's hit show "American Restoration", Rick And Kelly Dale welcome Matt and Paul to their shop to record Ice Cream Social on the site of the show and business. Rick talks about what it was like to work in restoration for 25 years before getting a TV Show, his fortunate start on Pawn Stars, and what is dream restoration would be. Kelly talks about how they met, what Rick needed in his business that she provides, and her own experience being introduced to the restoration world after being a bartender. The two discuss bringing family into your business, traveling as "celebrities" around the world, and why Americans or more shy and don't just grabbed people's butts. Jock Vs. Nerd: 30 Year Anniversary cult classic comedy Vs. Just what does Donald Sterling want in the sale of the Clippers.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 027: The Hand Bag That Made My Mother Cry. Jun 12, 2014

Matt and Paul discuss Last Comic Standing's Monroe Martin, Tracy Morgan, and women's roles in Orange is the New Black. (No spoilers) Plus, one good reason to try dumpster diving in LA, what a unicorn horn is called, and Paul's second novel "Pasted in the Body" is discovered.
Jock Vs. Nerd: Andy Murray's kooky coaching choice vs. The Video Game that never was or wil be.
Sccop Mail: Dustin thanks Paul for defending Bronies. Stephen writes a couple of poems for Paul and Matt. asks the boys which video game they would live in. Nic is impatient and wants to send the guys stuff, but can't! Joel appreciates Matt's name dropping and asks the boys which video game they would live in. Travis corrects the boys about the supposed death of Segway Founder. Scoopette E talks about her crappy job working at a salmon factory.
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Episode 026: Kasey Wilson, Burlesque Comedian/ Host of Vegas Nocturne: Interview Jun 11, 2014

The tremendously funny and lovely Kasey Wilson sits in with Matt and Paul and discusses her version of "Antiquing" in Las Vegas. Paul and Kasey compare My Little Pony collections. Kasey slams Matt with facts about the tensions between Northern and Southern Californians. Would we tolerate Billy Bob Thorton if he wasn't famous? The trio discuss their very first roles they were cast in as children. Kasey reveals her history of stand up, improv, and burlesque. She also talks about the very crazy creation process of Vegas Nocturne at Rose Rabbit Lie in the Cosmopolitan. Plus, Paul loves Peaches, someone is fisting jars of jelly, and everyone is still pissed about the last season of Lost. Jock Vs. Nerd: California Chrome's owner's new basketball hustle Vs. The new PS4 TV show about detecting super powers that somehow does now involve horses.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 025: Singer, Kristen Hertzenberg of Phantom, MDQ, and more: Interview Jun 05, 2014

The very lovely and extremely talented Kristen Hertzenberg stops by to chat about her childhood ambition for singing Opera, dropping that dream for musical theater, and taking "Acting for Opera Singers" as an actual class, for real, in college. Matt and Kristen reveal the secret world of "8 count" parties. Paul invents Karoa-opera, and explores a world where we outlaw pasta. Matt and Kristen debate the plot and morality of The Phantom of the Opera. Is the Phantom a date rapist? Can there be theater in Florida without the crinkling of candy wrappers? Why is Matt the only person who knows why all three in the studio played Right Field as baseball players in school?
Scoop Mail: SactoMonkey calls out Paul for baseball "rehearsal". Jeff takes sports breaks at work. Kevin's bad job was as a soldier, where in remote areas, stirring flaming drums of burning poop. He also asks Paul about David Goyer's She Hulk comments. Sine in Denmark doubles down on asking vague questions.
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Episode 024: Jupiter's In The Money House Jun 04, 2014

Vegas is the club capital on the world. Can it come to a screeching hault with the loss of a thumb drive? Should someone who loses said thumb drive get paid $15 million dollars. Also, Matt struggles to get Paul's attention as he explains Sabermetric statistics in sports. Matt deals with an anti-vaccine facebook friend, Paul gets threatened driving down Las Vegas Blvd, and Matt begs people to stop saying the Pope and President are posing for "selfies". Plus, Maya Angelou laps dances, Jupiter is in the Money House, and Lottery Ticket stores.
Scoop Mail: Scoop John B digs Blue Bell ice cream, Chrisy wants Scoop Con to happen, Lori wants to know the origin of the Ice Cream Social, Oli from the UK want to know Paul's take on competitive (video) gaming
Jock Vs. Nerd: Matt dares Paul to tell him anything at all about the Stanley Cup Finals Vs. Paul dreads a certain shallow Hollywood mogul getting his hand on Paul's favorite Jap-Anime of all time.
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Episode 023: Celebrity "Tribute Artist"/Singer, Sarah Jessica Rhodes: Interview May 29, 2014

Being married to Jacob the audio guy is a horror no one would wish on their worst enemy. Yet, somehow Sarah Jessica Rhodes still works and dreams and manages to get out of bed every day. Plus, she tours with Terry Bradshaw's show as a singer and dancer, performs in Rock Vault at LVH in Las Vegas and has been hired to pay tribute as Lady Gaga, Miley Cirus, and most recently Taylor Swift. We talk about what it takes to keep working in Vegas, a whole lot about the WWE for some reason, growing up in east Texas, and experiencing an absolutely terrible night as a go go dancer. Scoop Mail: Sacto Monkey talks about his worst job at a pizza place and Moxie Fox gets some personal advice about dealing with an Ex.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 022: All Hail Pigasus! May 28, 2014

Everything is melting around Matt and Paul as Las Vegas hits triple digit temperatures. Paul and Matt take on Nascar and other local driving challenges. Matt is a real jerk twice in two weeks and is lucky to be alive. Paul's only fight in life ends in a way that makes him the nerd we all now know and love. Matt breaks down the 3 games anyone should play to get through a baseball game they don't care about. Plus, what panel is missing from every Batman comic? Scoop Mail: Greg breaks down Ice Cream Social's early hits and Stephen needs 5 pieces of advice from two tubby lumberjacks. Jock Vs. Nerd: Dodger Catcher's really funny injury Vs. A famous toy mogul kicks the bucket.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 021: Lead Singer of "A Million Pieces" Graham Fenton: Interview May 22, 2014

"A huge dripping wet scoop" is how Graham Fenton describes himself. A quick recap of of The Ice Cream Social logo saga kicks off the interview. We play a sample of A Million Pieces' hit single "Take It Or Leave It" and get into the histroy of the band, Graham's song writing method's, and how Graham was discovered singing in a Los Angeles pizza place. Fenton also addresses growing in southern New Jersey and how he was raised without religon. Also, Paul also busts out his best inner Springsteen. Jock Vs Nerd: Google's purchase of a video game channel Vs Lebron James, still a huge A-hole.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 020: Luck Goes To The Heavens OR... The Crotch. May 21, 2014

Were Henry Ford and Walt Disney antisemitic? What would happen if the walked in to a bar? Matt talks a little bit about his time as a house keeper in the virgin island and being divorcee man bait. Paul and Matt still buy CDs like knuckle dragging cavemen. Also: the history of Nintendo, meaning of its name, and which host looks more like Fred Flintstone? Matt's car breaks down in the middle of the desert and he may or may not be able to get help. Scoop Mail: Matt and Paul get their first offer for a personal podcast and it includes bronies, gladiators, and old fries. The boys are challenged to a few tough either/or questions that involve meat and beards. Plus, Matt has a scoop take over his fantasy baseball team. Jock Vs. Nerd: Can you remember what an XMT athlete is? Vs. Paul discusses his man crush of John Carmack yet again.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 019: Seth Chaffee Virtual Reality Game Developer: Interview May 17, 2014

President of Voodoo Puppy Games, Seth Chaffee talks about Paul's favorite figure in Virtual Reality, John Carmack. Also, discussed: How is current independent game development similar to show business and even more importantly, when we will have virtual porn? Matt hates another stupid Facebook meme. Paul and Matt debate which virtual game they'd rather see first: Jay-Z Surprise Rap Attack or The Penis Cake Bakery. Seth reveals his virtual reality demo where you get to fly you to the greatest place in the world. Scoop Mail: Did we really piss off our last guest, Benedikt? What is Derby Cake? Jock Vs. Nerd: Former Giant player's drunken taser battle with cops Vs. Paul's problem with latest Marvel movie casting.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 018: Should Gays Be Allowed to Kiss Each Other? May 15, 2014

Paul and Matt dissect all the levels of bigotry surrounding the St Louis Rams 7th round draft pick, the openly gay Michael Sam and the kiss that kicked the hornets nest of ignorant dipshits. Plus, Paul may or may not have a mom jeans fetish. Matt sees Mike Birbiglia perform for the first time in ten years and is blown away. Ingrid Michaelson rocks House of Blues, but surprisingly cracks everyone up too. Matt looks back on his first crappy waiter job. Matt and Paul launch a new improv show in Las Vegas. Scoop Mail: How did Matt and Paul meet? Did someone come up for a better listener name than scoop? The exposing of the original top secret Pie Day Friday. Jock Vs. Nerd: The death of geek culture titan Vs. Seriously, should we allow gay guys to kiss each other?Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 017: Rachel Bloom, Robot Chicken Writer (Now: Golden Globe Winner) May 13, 2014

Robot Chicken writer and YouTube "Millionaire", Rachel Bloom chats with Matt and Paul and her latest live shows and upcoming TV projects. Plus, the trio reflects on their midnight run the Las Vegas strip club, Sapphire for steak and eggs. Rachel talks about her start in New York and the inspiration for her first internet hit "Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury". Plus, the importance of Sci-Fi in sketch comedy, Robot Chicken job interview, the real reason we blink every 30 seconds, and Paul's role in Star Trek weddings. Rachel reveals her path from being brought up Jewish to Atheism. Jock Vs. Nerd: Bad Boys documentary Vs. How Heisenberg helps Star Trek. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 016: Tall German Freak Mime/Clown, Benedikt Negro: Interview May 08, 2014

From Cirque Du Soliel's "O" and creator of the 12:30 Clown Show, Benedikt Negro sits down to talk about his small town German Roots, American's obsession with Nazi's, and his awkward moment working with James Cameron. Matt and Paul debate what applying for mime school might be like. Benedikt breaks down Marcel Marceau and whether he feels the need to defend Cirque or being a mime. (No, Yes) Jock Vs. Nerd: Time Traveling Doctor will be back Vs. War Hero Defensive Lineman. Special Nerd Double Down! Jock Nerd Merger news- You'll need vitamins, prayers and training to understand it.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 015: Paul's 'Star Trek the Experience' Experience May 07, 2014

Who's up for a backdoor dirty derby cake party!? Paul reflects on his crazy Christmas Eve hiring at the job of his life. Piggy backing holidays: May-the-4th-Be-With-You sits on Cinco De Mayo's shoulders. Paul and Matt debate the merits of being a Parrot Head and starting a "Nice Tits" podcast. Plus, we premiere our first installment of Scoop Mail! Can we get it to Two-Peat? Jock Vs. Nerd: 6 Million Dollar Horseshit Vs Episode 7's Shit Title.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 014: Sex (Shop) Customers May 01, 2014

Vegas Improviser/Sex Shop Manager Kim Faubel talks about Juggalo Miracles and life slinging sex toysLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 013: Hey Scoops! Donald Sterling and Juggalos! Apr 30, 2014

Paul educates and defends Juggalo culture to Matt. Paul nicknames our listeners. Matt owes someone a sincere handy. Why is Sarah Palin closer to William Shatner than Fred Phelps and why don't Matt and Paul want to make fun religious accidental deaths? Answer-Miracles! Jock Vs. Nerd: Rich racist skirt chasing Donald Sterling VS Atari dumpster chasing treasure trash, ET.
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Episode 012: Dr. Cease and Prof. Desist teach Matt and Paul a very valubale lesson. Apr 24, 2014

Dr. Cease and Prof. Desist teach Matt and Paul a very valuable lesson about allegedly photo-shopping your heads on what may or may not be cows. Plus, Paul's 2 rules for surviving the apocalypse- not how to, but whether to! Matt and bacon are one and the same. Paul defends his love of John Mayer. The infamous mailing of Cecil and Nathan Fartz and Hot girls’ one test to determine their true hotness.
On a serious note: Matt addresses an atheist/agnostic friend's grieving for the loss of his partner and an amazing thought he shared about handling his ordeal.  
Jock Vs. Nerd: 25th Anniversary of a game console vs 113th Anniversary of this pitcher's first win.
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Episode 011: World Series of Comedy Host Steven Roberts: Interview Apr 23, 2014

Gay man with straight son, Steven Roberts stops by to plug World Series of Comedy, get his balls busted for his complicated twitter handle, and talks about the strange arrangement that made him a gay dad. Paul and Matt discuss solutions for performing on cruise ships, the difficulties of stand up vs improv, and Niche's Publishing. Jock Vs. Nerd: Biblical Defensive Player of the Year Vs. MST3000 ReturnLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 010: Crack Head Stephen Colbert Impersonator Apr 18, 2014

Stephen Colbert challenges as new host of Late Show as told by Eric Jeffers who rejoins Mattingly and Matt in studio. Just how much crack is smoked by "celebrity impersonators" in Las Vegas. Paul talks some blood moon bullshit. Paul and Matt nearly murder each other talking Springsteen Vs Guided by Voices. Jock Vs Nerd: Black baseball player numbers and the false return of Firefly.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 009: Mothra Attacks Ice Cream Social! Apr 17, 2014

Matt got hired for a very strange prank and you can too! Paul discusses spoiler alerts fro Games of Thrones and does not discuss Game of Thrones and doesn't need spoiler alert. Matt And Paul discuss preferred gender of offspring. NAME DROPS: Matt saw Wayne Brady's improv show at the Mirage and met him backstage. Paul looks back at performing with Jason Sudeikis. Jock Vs Nerd: Pro Football player spent "4 years a slave"? Vs. He Man Movie!
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Episode 008: Cirque Clown, Eric Jeffers Interview Apr 10, 2014

Paul and Matt lay into Eric Jeffers for being the dirty Cirque Clown he is. "MimeSpace" is a gold mine for mime social networking! How is Nathan Fillion responsible for Matt being stuck in show business? Paul drops out of college in Kentucky. Jock Vs. Nerd: Tiger Woods splintering hopes of catching Jack Nicklaus Vs. The possibility of a Battle Star Galactica Movie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 007: Sword Fights Across America! Apr 10, 2014

Matt & Paul gets 5 star reviews on iTunes and they didn't write them! The boys discuss torturing their childhood toys. Does American Pie hold up, do people fuck pies and what pie would people fuck if they did. Paul rewrites showgirl show Jubilee. Maya Angelou can save Mel Gibson. Jock Vs Nerd: NFL Cheerleaders Financial Planning Vs. Undertakers Undertaking at Wrestlemania.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 006: Eric Dittleman, AGT Magician/Mentalist: Interview Apr 01, 2014

Live from an empty theater, where anything can be used as a weapon, Matt and Paul take on America's Got Talent season 7 quarter finalist Eric Dittleman. They discuss his background as a magician/mentalist, his transition into improv and a little bit of Pee Wee Herman. Get a behind the scenes look around AGT and Eric's dating history. JOCK VS NERD: NBA tanking vs. 80's video game symbols.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 005: To Catch a Hooker. (And get back your watch). Apr 01, 2014

In this episode the guys discuss all things prostitution, from Amsterdam to legal and illegal prostitution in Nevada, and a missing watch. Paul has a surprisingly emotional attachment to an animatronic band, and Matt is "almost" as cool as LARPers. JOCK VS NERD: What sports story leads to the call to #CancelColbert vs. old school pinball and video games. ICS HISTORY: Jacob the Audio Guy's 1st episode.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 004: Italian Air Show and Ear Molly Mar 25, 2014

In this weeks episode Matt explains a slang term from his group of college buddies, an Italian Air Show. Paul discusses the differences between the Veronica Mars movie and Indian Jones the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, and modifying his cars. Also Atheist bingo and how the two hosts interact with police while being pulled over. APPEARANCES BY: Officer John Bunnell/ Cypress Hill/ Paul Lynde JOCK VS NERD: NY Jets free agent signing vs an 80's cartoon live action movie.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 003: The Rock n Roll Church of the Sacred Lamp Mar 25, 2014

Fresh off performing the Neutrino Video Project, Matt and Paul discuss their childhood movies: Paul's Roman, steam punk, time travel, apocalyptic epic and Matt's escape mental patient horror story(s). They also explore the plot of Gymkata, the death of a snake charmer, and Paul's love of Katy Perry's "themes." They also discuss who has bigger balls: a woman filming herself driving in Saudi Arabia or a rescued man suing 1st responders. APPEARANCES BY: Native American ice cream mafioso JOCK VS NERD: Star Trek beverages vs. NBA owner political ramificationsLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 002: Cody Dove and His Fancy Pants Mar 18, 2014

Second City performer Cody Dove joins Matt and Paul for this episode of Ice Cream Social. They discuss joke telling and childhood reading habits, sample Cody's vast array of amazing impressions and highlight the clear differences between American and South American rodeos. Paul recommends "Garfield Minus Garfield" and they debut a new segment. JOCK VS NERD: the new Star Wars timeline vs. the NCAA Basketball TournamentLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 001: Son of a Preacher Man Mar 11, 2014

Meet Paul Mattingly. Penn's Sunday School Co-host Matt Donnelly interviews his comedy partner Paul on this, the debut episode of Matt and Mattingly's Ice Cream Social. Paul discusses what it's like to grow up in Lebanon, Kentucky as the son of a former Catholic priest and a nun, his childhood friend D.L. and a Rocky & Bullwinkle RPG. Paul's origin story covered, they discuss Strom Thurman potentially working at UPS, a youtube campaign called "Don't Kill Eli" and try to answer two equally important questions: "Are electronic devices harming our children?" and "Where is Napoleon's penis, anyway?"Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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