Stay ConnectedHost Kent Hance shares insightful, educational and often hilarious stories from
his legendary life as a lawyer, a former U.S. Congressman, a university chancellor, and most notably, a native Texan.
With themes ranging from leadership to politics and great friendships with some colorful characters, this podcast is an opportunity for Hance to share some of his rare, behind-the-scenes experiences and to solidify his unofficial title as The Best Storyteller in Texas.
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What happens when you refuse to make a decision and try to keep riding in two directions at once?
Kent Hance opens this episode of Kent Hance: The Best Storyteller in Texas with a saying that is blunt, hilarious, and surprisingly profound: "You can't ride two horses with one ass." His point is simple. Eventually, you have to choose. And if you wait too long, "time will make a decision for you, and it won't be to your advantage."
That lesson about choices runs through an episode packed with unforgettable stories, outrageous excuses, Texas memories, and the kind of hard-earned wisdom that only Kent can deliver.
Kent begins on a personal note, remembering his longtime friend and political partner Larry Myers, a Muleshoe native, former staffer for Senator Lloyd Bentsen, and devoted church deacon. That remembrance leads to a classic West Texas story involving high school football, the tiny town of Happy, Texas, and a student whose attempt at a "more creative" rivalry sign earned him three days away from school.
Then Kent reaches back into his own political past with the story of a voter who confronted him during a congressional campaign about putting a horse inside his high school. Kent's response? The story was inaccurate. "It was a pony. It wasn't a horse." Somehow, that clarification helped win over the voter.
From there, the stories only get stranger.
There's the truck driver who blamed a wreck on an attempt to apply deodorant behind the wheel, prompting the inevitable question of whether he at least "passed the smell test." Kent and Sandy also discuss the far more serious story of a massive fentanyl seizure and a police dog that required Narcan after exposure during the investigation.
Kent recalls one of his own cases as a young lawyer, involving an 18-year-old who got caught helping unload marijuana from an airplane. When the young man initially refused to cooperate because the pilot was his friend, Kent explained what a long prison sentence could look like. Suddenly, as Kent remembers it, the pilot was "not real close."
It is a hilarious example of how quickly priorities can change when consequences become real.
The episode travels from narcotics investigations to a frightening bear attack in Montana, a fencing dispute that spiraled wildly out of control, and the story of an extremely wealthy West Texan who would argue over practically every bill he received. That tale eventually leads to a church donation, a horrified young pastor, and an unforgettable lesson about knowing when to stop arguing and simply cash the check.
And just when you think the stories cannot get any more unusual, meet the three-year-old who earned a Guinness World Record after visiting all 12 Disney theme parks around the world.
The conversation also turns toward the everyday issues that hit families closest to home, including interest rates, housing affordability, car payments, and why homeowners with extremely low mortgage rates may have little incentive to move. Kent also talks about his famously short sleep schedule and why he has made the major lifestyle adjustment of increasing his nightly sleep from roughly four hours to five.
Funny, candid, unpredictable, and occasionally poignant, this episode is vintage Kent Hance. Beneath the wild stories is a surprisingly powerful message about decisions and consequences. Whether it's politics, friendship, money, crime, business, or simply deciding what direction your life should take, sooner or later you have to choose.
As Kent puts it: "You gotta pick a horse."
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What do a stolen fire truck, a turkey hunter shooting the wrong target, college applications gone off the rails, and life-changing lessons about happiness all have in common? In this unforgettable episode of Kent Hance: The Best Storyteller in Texas, Kent delivers a masterclass in humor, common sense, and the consequences of bad decisions.
The episode begins with a hilarious hunting story involving a turkey call that worked a little too well, leading to one hunter accidentally shooting a friend out of a tree. From there, Kent and Sandy explore a collection of bizarre and often unbelievable tales featuring drunk drivers, a Florida woman whose encounter with two parked cars quickly escalated into multiple criminal charges, and a New Hampshire man who somehow managed to turn his house fire into an arrest for stealing a fire truck.
Throughout the conversation, a recurring theme emerges: poor choices often lead to much bigger problems. As Kent famously reminds listeners:
"Alcohol and send do not mix."
The discussion dives into everything from late-night emails people wish they had never sent to memorable courtroom stories from Kent's years as an attorney. One standout moment involves a witness who was asked how far he could see at night and replied:
"How far is it to the moon?"
The answer brought laughter to the courtroom and instantly destroyed the credibility of the opposing attorney.
Listeners will also enjoy Kent's observations on rising car insurance costs, the explosion of television lawyer advertising, and the challenges facing families with teenage drivers. Along the way, he shares stories of quirky college applications, including one applicant who mailed a shoe with the note:
"Now that I have one foot in the door…"
The episode takes a fascinating turn into education, artificial intelligence, and academic integrity. Kent discusses students caught using AI, creative attempts to game the system, and the importance of genuine effort over shortcuts.
One of the most powerful segments focuses on happiness and personal growth. Kent shares practical advice for living a better life, including looking for humor in everyday situations, letting go of anger, listening more carefully to others, and maintaining what he calls an "attitude of gratitude." His timeless advice is simple:
"Bury the dead and move on."
The conversation also explores current politics, voter behavior, campaign strategy, and the issues that resonate most strongly with Texas voters. Kent provides candid insights drawn from decades of experience in public service and political campaigns while reflecting on how elections are won and lost.
The episode concludes with a heartfelt remembrance of September 11 and the remarkable story of a young Texan who escaped the World Trade Center by remembering advice his father had given him years earlier: when danger strikes, run until it is gone.
Filled with laughter, wisdom, courtroom humor, political insight, and unforgettable Texas storytelling, this episode showcases why Kent Hance remains one of the most entertaining and insightful voices in Texas.
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Episode Description:
What can a 20-cent Houston hotel room, Buddy Holly's tragic death, Bigfoot sightings, UFO conventions, and modern politics possibly have in common? On this entertaining and wide-ranging episode of Kent Hance: The Best Storyteller in Texas, the answer is simple: a great story.
Kent kicks things off with a fascinating Texas historical tale about Houston's infamous Gulf Hotel fire of 1943 and the unforgettable saying of the day: "Bring Your Own Bug Spray." The story paints a vivid picture of a bargain hotel where rooms rented for mere pennies, but at a devastating cost.
The conversation then turns to Texas music legend Buddy Holly, with Kent sharing where he was when he first heard the shocking news of Holly's fatal plane crash. Along the way, he reveals the connection between Buddy Holly and the Beatles, and wonders what might have been if the West Texas rock pioneer had lived longer.
Listeners will also enjoy hilarious memories from Kent's school days, including a classmate who jumped out a second-story window, not once but twice, for a five-dollar bet. It is classic Kent Hance storytelling at its best, blending humor, history, and life lessons in a way only he can.
The episode dives into the start of football season, the changing landscape of college athletics, NIL money, veteran players with unprecedented eligibility, and the impact of court rulings on the future of the NCAA.
From there, the conversation takes some unexpected turns with stories about bizarre criminals, unusual court cases, naked food delivery drivers, stolen truckloads of beer, Bigfoot sightings, and Kent's memorable experience speaking at a UFO convention on behalf of John McCain.
Politics remains a major theme as Kent shares insights on election turnout, campaign strategy, media relations, mail-in ballots, and why rural voters often have an outsized impact on elections. He also reflects on lessons learned from decades in public office, including one of the episode's best lines:
"You've got to have a thick skin and a quick sense of humor."
Other memorable moments include:
Whether discussing Texas history, national politics, football, famous musicians, campaign trails, or the strange side of human behavior, Kent proves once again why he's known as The Best Storyteller in Texas.
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In this episode Kent brings together Princess Diana, Dolly Parton, Night Train Lane, and Bob Knight in one sharp, funny, and off-the-cuff conversation about fame, legacy, sports, and the strange stories that stick with us. If you like your podcast with Texas flavor, old-school opinion, and a few surprises along the way, this one is for you. Kent opens with a memorable saying from Princess Diana, then moves through the public lives of iconic figures who stayed above the political fray and earned broad respect for it. From Diana's humanitarian work to Dolly Parton's country-music legacy and Michael Jordan's famous line about shoes, this episode keeps circling back to what makes public figures endure. You'll hear stories and commentary on:
Kent Hance also touches on university rankings tied to job outcomes, the hardest positions in sports, a stolen Picasso left behind like it was nothing, and the strange ways public figures, athletes, and even criminals end up making headlines. The result is part sports talk, part cultural commentary, part newspaper riff — and completely unpredictable. What makes this episode worth your time is the range: one minute you're hearing about Diana's legacy and the next you're in the middle of a classic Texas-style detour that lands on football, city naming debates, or the latest absurd news story. It's a reminder that the best storytellers can turn almost anything into something worth listening to. Perfect for listeners who enjoy candid opinions, Texas sports chatter, and stories with personality, attitude, and a little bit of bite.
John Wesley Hardin, Ted Williams, Enron, North Korea, and a $50 million gift that reshaped healthcare in El Paso all collide in one fast-moving episode about how character, timing, and decision-making change everything. If you like sharp historical stories with real-world business lessons, this one will keep you hooked. Kent opens with a darkly funny story about John Wesley Hardin, then jumps from the printing press and the burning of the White House to modern-day contrasts in justice, bureaucracy, and power. Along the way, the episode connects old frontier violence to today's cultural, political, and economic systems in a way that is equal parts surprising and revealing.
You'll discover:
Kent also revisits the Trammell Crow advice that kept him from joining Enron, then makes the case for why some people and institutions succeed because they stay disciplined when others cut corners. The stories connect through one theme: the long-term payoff of refusing bad deals, staying adaptable, and understanding when a decision is bigger than it looks. You'll also hear an inside look at how major donors, political connections, and internship pipelines shape opportunities at Texas Tech and beyond, plus a hilarious governor-speeding story that shows how even high-stakes situations can turn on timing, trust, and a little luck. Essential listening if you love practical wisdom wrapped in memorable storytelling, especially when the lesson is hidden inside a great anecdote.
Winston Churchill's warning that "success is not final, failure is not fatal" sets the tone for a fast-moving episode full of comeback stories, Texas legends, and the kind of colorful observations only Kent Hance can deliver. If you like sharp political commentary wrapped in unforgettable storytelling, this one is built to keep you listening. From there, the conversation ranges widely but never drifts: Hance connects Churchill's mindset to rebuilding after disaster, then pivots into a parade of true-life tales that bounce from country music chaos to football greatness, political power, and bureaucratic drama. Hance spins stories with his trademark mix of wit, memory, and straight talk.You'll hear Hance on:
Hance also digs into one of his favorite recurring themes: stupid criminals, absurd decisions, and the strange ways real life can sound like a joke until it isn't. Along the way, he revisits the importance of persistence, resilience, and knowing when to keep going even when the odds look bad. This episode is part nostalgia, part political commentary, part pure Texas storytelling - and it's exactly the kind of conversation that rewards anyone who enjoys sharp memory, old-school perspective, and a host who can make every detour worth the trip. Perfect for listeners who want insight, laughs, and a few unforgettable stories they'll be repeating later.
Episode Description
In this powerful and wide‑ranging episode of Kent Hance, The Best Storyteller in Texas, Kent Hance tackles the uncomfortable realities of global conflict, energy security, and leadership with the clarity and candor that only experience can bring.
Kent begins with a sobering thought from Aristotle, "Sometimes we make war so we can live in peace." From there, he unpacks why that idea still matters today, examining tensions in the Middle East, the economic consequences of uncertainty, and how a single chokepoint like the Strait of Hormuz can send shockwaves through gas prices across America ⛽🌍.
Drawing on his time as Texas Railroad Commission chairman, Kent explains why "the last barrel of oil sets the price" and how innovation, horizontal drilling, and the Permian Basin reshaped America's energy future. Once dependent, the United States now exports oil and LNG—yet drivers still feel the crunch at the pump. Why? Kent breaks it down in plain, unforgettable language.
Along the way, listeners hear vivid stories about risk‑takers who transformed energy markets, lawmakers who underestimated political reality, and the sharp contrasts between nations that have lived under tyranny and those who take freedom for granted. Kent's reflections on NATO, Europe, and America's role on the world stage are direct, unapologetic, and thought‑provoking.
True to form, Kent lightens the gravity with memorable one‑liners and classic Texas humor—like the reminder that "luck never hit a guy sitting in the shade," and stories that prove quick wit still matters in politics and in life 😄.
This episode is equal parts global analysis, Texas wisdom, and storytelling gold—packed with insight, history, and moments that will make you nod, laugh, and think long after the final word.
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In this powerful and inspiring episode of Kent Hance, The Best Storyteller in Texas, Kent sits down with Congressman Jodey Arrington for a conversation that blends groundbreaking innovation, personal conviction, and the relentless pursuit of something bigger than politics.
At the heart of this episode is a remarkable legislative achievement—the Medicare Multicancer Early Detection and Screening Coverage Act—a bill that took years of persistence, partnership, and determination to bring to life. What started as a tough uphill climb became one of the most widely supported efforts in Congress, proving that when something truly matters, it can unite people across the aisle.
🔥 Key Moments You Won't Forget
💬 Memorable Quotes
🧭 Themes That Hit Home
This episode goes far beyond policy—it's about hope, innovation, and impact. It explores how early detection can save lives, how leadership requires persistence, and how real change happens when people come together for the greater good.
It also offers rare insight into the pressures and responsibilities of public service—from tackling national debt to protecting future generations—while reminding us of the human side of leadership: family, sacrifice, and knowing when it's time to pass the torch.
As Congressman Arrington reflects on his final year in Congress, the conversation becomes even more powerful—part legacy, part lesson, and entirely authentic. 🎯
📣 Don't Miss This Episode
If you believe in stories that inspire action, leadership that delivers results, and conversations that matter—this is one you can't afford to skip.
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What are the two hardest things in life to measure—and why does that simple question reveal so much about human nature?
In this entertaining episode of Kent Hance: The Best Storyteller in Texas, Kent Hance takes listeners on another unforgettable journey through history, humor, current events, and the timeless wisdom that has made him one of Texas' most beloved storytellers.
Using a classic saying as a launching point, Kent explores everything from small-town philosophy and life lessons to international affairs, education, personal responsibility, and the quirks of modern society. As always, his observations are packed with wit, common sense, and stories that will leave listeners laughing while giving them plenty to think about.
This episode features Kent's unique perspective on:
The wisdom hidden in everyday sayings and small-town characters
The lasting impact of the Korean War and its lessons for today
International headlines and global political challenges
How innovation creates unexpected business opportunities
Strange legal cases and unbelievable news stories from around the world
Why people often stay in jobs they don't enjoy
The importance of education, career preparation, and workforce opportunities
Consumer behavior, impulse buying, and modern decision-making
What international visitors really think about America
Along the way, Kent shares hilarious stories involving borrowed electricity, colorful Texas personalities, unusual animal encounters, and some of the most entertaining examples of human behavior you'll hear anywhere. His trademark storytelling style transforms everyday events into memorable lessons about life, leadership, and common sense.
Memorable Quotes
"The hardest thing to measure in life is love and electricity."
"He's late to the wreck. He can't get there fast enough."
Why You'll Want to Listen
Whether he's discussing history, education, innovation, or the funny side of human nature, Kent has a remarkable ability to connect big ideas with relatable stories. This episode captures everything listeners love about Kent Hance: The Best Storyteller in Texas—humor, wisdom, practical insights, and unforgettable storytelling.
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What does a moon landing, common sense, and a good laugh about modern life have in common? This episode with Kent Hance blends nostalgia, sharp observations, and memorable stories into a lively conversation that feels both entertaining and reflective.In this episode, Kent Hance looks back on the moon landing and the unforgettable feeling of knowing exactly where you were when history happened. From there, the conversation moves through a series of stories and observations that show his trademark mix of humor, experience, and plainspoken wisdom. He reflects on resilience, aging, loneliness, scams, regulations, housing, and the strange behavior people can fall into, all while keeping the tone conversational and relatable.
A few highlight moments stand out:
Kent Hance's memory of watching the moon landing during a football game
A story about keeping a sense of humor through serious challenges
His take on how regulation affects housing and rebuilding
Practical advice about scams, safety, and staying sharp as you get older
His signature one-liners and sayings that make the conversation memorable
Notable quotes:
"One man's trash is another man's treasure."
"A fool and their money are soon parted."
"It is one of those events in life where you remember exactly where you were when it happened."
"The law doesn't say you had to be drunk, drunk."
"Make it as difficult to get welfare benefits as it is to get a building permit."
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