Laughing On The Sidelines

Bruce Buffering & Jake's Next Fight Nov 20, 2024

On this episode, Scotty keeps buying more bottles of bourbon, and Derek keeps buying memorabilia. Jake Paul buffers through Mike Tyson, and God bless the Buffalo Bills. Are ring girls overrated or underrated, and at what point does someone deserve a handicap placard? What sponsors would be the worst for the show, and what is an unwritten rule at your job? Who will Jake Paul fight next, and do you like clamps? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

Children Scolded In Public & Bad Ways To Commute Nov 13, 2024

On this week's episode, Scotty is super proud of his wife at the gun range, and Jeremy has a coworker doing something very strange. The election is finally over, and now we can have the rest of the football season without political commercials. Is watching a kid getting scolded in public overrated or underrated, and at what point does JP make you uncomfortable? How do your in-laws annoy you, and What's a new new phrase you should say instead of "pull my finger?" What are the worst ways to commute to work, and do you still call you parents "mommy and daddy?" Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

Election 2024 & Recess Activities Nov 06, 2024

On this week's episode, Scotty and Clayton make a video about Justin Nunley, and Mike does not know when he will do another show in Wichita, yet. Saquan Barkley pulls the most amazing move in a football game, ever, and the election may be won because of an innocent squirrel and raccoon. Is talking about politics overrated or underrated, and what is the maximum amount of money to spend on one bottle of alcohol? Who would be the funniest write-in candidate for president, and what drinking game are you playing to make election night less painful? What were your favorite recess games and activities when you were a kid, and could you take a dodge ball to the face back then? Enjoy another episode, and keep laughing!

This Is Halloween & Our Favorite Albums Oct 30, 2024

On this week's episode, Derek is back from a trip to Chicago, and Scotty is getting help from fans hunting whiskey. The World Series is literally is between the 2 teams we did not want to be there, and the Chiefs are the new Patriots. Are provocative Halloween costumes overrated or underrated, and at what point do you buy new shoes? what do people do when they sleepwalk, and have you ever "pulled a Scotty?" What are your favorite albums ever, and could you survive a Diddy party? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

Never Been That Poor & The Best States To Live Oct 23, 2024

On this week's episode, Jeremy enters his dog in a beauty pageant and Scotty is hunting for Eagle Rare. Dan Campbell is being ridiculed from Chris Christie and that makes me laugh, and bands from the 2000's are coming back! Have you ever slept in your parent's bed when they were out of town, and how old is too old to start over? What are some terrible weight loss tips, and What are the dumbest things to brag about? Enjoy another episode and keep on laughing!

Sports With Ugly Wives & The Best Mascots Oct 16, 2024

On this week's episode, JP hooks up, and Scotty celebrates a birthday. The NFC North may actually be the best division in the NFL, and the Detroit Lions dominate the Cowboys, but at what cost? Have you ever taken a peak at the urinal, and what should the temperature be in your house? What's a strange service animal, and what sport do all of the athletes seem to have ugly wives? What are the best mascots of all time, and would you want larger equipment if it meant less fun? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

Switching Cell Service & The Best Sports Video Games Oct 09, 2024

On this week's episode, JP gets told he is loved and Scotty can't quit a cell phone provider. Rashee Rice's mom becomes a porch pirate, and Garth Brooks is in low places. Have you ever lived in a house that was haunted, and how long is too long to go without a shower? What are some things that are trashy if you are poor, but classy if you are rich, and what are the best ways to tell your wife bad news? What are the best sports video games of all time, and would you poop your pants if you got scared? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

Episode 300 & It's Raining Bad things Oct 02, 2024

On this week's episode, It is our 300th episode, and Jeremy is a national treasure. Overrated or Underrated, hurricanes, and what is the biggest surprise so far in the NFL season? Have you ever tried to do something athletic and hurt yourself, and how much would it take to box a kangaroo? When is a bad time to flip a coin, and what would you use 1000 bottles of baby oil for? What would be the worst thing to rain from the sky, and could you stand on your head? Enjoy the 300th episode and keep on laughing!!!

Roller Coasters & Non Animated Kid Movies Sep 25, 2024

On this week's episode, Scotty is back from vacation, and JP ruins Scotty's house! Just kidding! Roller Coasters are fun, and Disney has awesome air conditioning. Andy Dalton is kind of a big deal, and Walkie-Talkies are blowing up in Lebanon. Have you ever wrecked someone else's car, and how old is too old to go to Disney by yourself? What is the worst super power, and what would be your cuckoo clock? What are your favorite non animated kid movies of all time, and could you have slow internet from the 90's again. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

We're On Vacation & The Junk Drawer Draft Sep 18, 2024

On this week's episode, Scotty is on vacation, and JP is doing inappropriate things in his house. Are roundabouts overrated, and are flavored condoms underrated? Have you ever accidentally thought an overweight woman was pregnant, and how much time is too much time watching Tiktok? What's a battery-operated item that would be hilarious if it were gas-powered, and if you detect it early, what can you stop? What are the best things in your junk drawer, and could you only chew flavored condoms instead of gum? Enjoy another episode and keep on laughing!

The NFL IS Back & Our Vice Draft Sep 11, 2024

On this week's episode, Scotty and his wife celebrate 10 years of marriage, and the US does not celebrate the 23rd anniversary of 9/11. The Kansas City Cheats kick off the 2024 NFL season, and Tyreek Hill gets handcuffed before and during the game. Have you ever answered the phone while doing something to yourself, and what job would you never do for any amount of money? If someone was going to borrow your body, what warnings would you give them beforehand, and what are odd things to see on highway signs? What are some vices you are guilty of, and where would you rather be on 9/11? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

Minimum Wage Jobs & Things That Are Red Sep 04, 2024

On this week's episode, Jeremy Joseph sparks an argument between Scotty and JP on minimum wage, and everyone agrees Derek winning another comedy contest is not worse than Scotty winning another Fantasy Football Championship. In Delaware, someone decided to drive over native grass with a Ford Bronco, and there is a serial pooper on the loose in Wichita, KS. Have you ever stollen a street sign, and how many drinks does it take to make a 2 hot? What 2 animals would make an awesome, new kind of animal, and what is the guy version of "hawk tua?" What are your favorite things that are red, and could you only poop on your own porch? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep on laughing! #comedpodcast

The Comedy Contest Champ & The Candy Draft Aug 28, 2024

On this week's episode, JP wins his first comedy contest after being off stage for 5 years, and Scotty has his fantasy football draft. Bobby Kennedy Jr. has dropped out of the presidential race, and Travis Kielce will make a cameo appearance in Happy Gilmore 2. Have you ever lied to someone just because, and how much would you spend on a first date? What are some nicknames for anxiety medication, and what are the worst alternatives for toilet paper? What is your favorite candy of all time, and would you rather have long fingernails or long toenails? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

Technical Difficulties & Doing Things Under The Influence Aug 21, 2024

On this week's episode, Scotty's mic sounds blown, but it gets better near the end, and Mike Baldwin has not clipped his toenails in over 30 days again. Warren Duran has the top-selling jersey on MLB shop after saying a bad word that JP says often, and Hawk Tua girl throws out the first pitch at a Mets game to raise money for veteran dogs. Have you ever hydroplaned off of a toilet seat, and what do you consider to be cheating on your significant other? What's a good name for an elderly strip club, and what are some rejected prizes for The Price is Right? What are the worst things to do while under the influence, and would you rather have a whole in the front of your unswear or the rear? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

Aussie's Can't Breakdance & Fornication Positions Aug 14, 2024

On this week's episode, Derek may or may not have had surgery and JP takes money from children. The Canadian pole vaulter twerks after getting the bronze medal, and Australians really don't know how to breakdance. Have you ever celebrated your birthday by yourself, and what is the least amount of clothing you can wear to the state fair and still be accepted? What is one product a lot of people like, and you don't, and what should Olympians win other than medals? What are your favorite positions to do the dirty, and has your thang ever fallen asleep? Enjoy another episode and keep on laughing!

A Manhood Mishap & The Younger Generation Will Never Know Aug 07, 2024

On this week's episode, JP goes to a car show, and Steve is drinking French wine on the show. The NFL Preseason has officially kicked off, and the Olympics continue to be hilariously entertaining. Have you ever seen a bad car accident, and how many floors would it take for you to use an elevator? What is the one place on Earth you would not want to go, and where is the worst place to do the deed? What are the best things from our generation the new generation will never experience, and would you want to be married to a 2 and be happy or a 10 and be miserable? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing! #comedypodcast #standup2cancer #lmao #comedy

The Opening Ceremony & Our Favorite TV/ Movie Deaths Jul 31, 2024

On this week's episode, Steve Peters misses out on Wisconsin, and Scotty finally gets to go shooting. The 2024 Paris Olympics Opening Ceremony was a little weird, and Steve gets to rant about the current state of the presidency race. Have you ever saved someone's life, and how ugly is too ugly to set up one of your friends for a blind date? What are some strange things to hear during a round of golf, and what are some rejected strains? What are your favorite TV/ movie deaths of all time and would you want to win gold in the Special Olympics? Enjoy another episode and keep on laughing! #comedypodcast #standup2cancer #comedy #funnypodcast

It's Getting Crazy, Brother & Our Favorite Sounds Jul 24, 2024

On this week's episode, Scooter got his AR15, and Jeremy Joseph is back with a yodeling pickle. Hulk Hogan makes an appearance at the RNC, and more info on the unaliving attempt look even sketchier. Were you ever horrified at a strip club, and at what point does collecting become hoarding? What's one superpower you would not want, what is the funniest way to give someone bad news? What are your favorite sounds, and do you think you would survive a hostage situation with the worst negotiator of all time? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep on laughing!

The Assassination Attempt & Bad Pets Jul 17, 2024

On this week's episode, Scotty's wife did not think they had rope in the 1700's, and all of the guys play some poker. Sketch admits to some stuff, and someone tried to assassinate Donald Trump. Have you ever witnessed a serious crime, and when do you finally become a regular? What is something you don't understand about the opposite sex, and what is the next great golf hazard? What are the worst pets to have and would you still go to a concert if you knew you would be disappointed? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

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Guns Are Awesome & Our Favorite Cults Jul 10, 2024

On this week's episode Steve Peters is back in action, and firearms in Kansas are a lot easier to obtain than you think. Japan thinks they invented the largest firework 🧨 even though everyone else know the US did that in 1945, and sharks are attacking people on the 4th of July as if they are having their own hot dog eating contest. Have you ever given a fake name to someone, and what is the maximum you would pay for ransom if your friends were kidnapped? What are your favorite cults, and could you be a part of one? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing! #cults #scientology #comedypodcast #america #4thofjuly.

The Debate? & The Best Fireworks Jul 03, 2024

Enjoy the new intro music this week and JP and Scotty don't feel so great. LeBron James gets to go play with daddy in LA, and Biden doesn't know what he's saying in the 1st PRESIDENTIAL debate as the SITTING PRESIDENT! But, no big deal. Have you ever shot a Roman Candle incorrectly, and how much is too much to spend on fireworks? What do the different honks from a car horn mean, and what restaurant would you still go to if many people recently got food poisoning after eating there? What are your favorite fireworks, and how about about a backfiring Roman Candle? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing! #podcast #neverhaveiever #presidentialdebate2024 #comedypodcast

Hawk Tuah & Hotter Than Hell Jun 26, 2024

On this week's episode, JP bowls another 300, Mike bowled a 305, and Scotty hates communism. Hawk Tuah girl is going viral as she should, and after the last OceanGate tragedy, let's try it again. Do you drink milk directly from the carton and put it back, and how many items of a particular category does it take to be a collection? What are some weird things to find in an x-ray, and what would you blow up with Tannerite? What are the best things to do when it is really hot outside, and would you rather laugh or cry during adult fun time? Enjoy one of the best episodes of all time and keep on laughing!

Mariachi Bands Playing Creed & Wasting Your Money Jun 19, 2024

On this week's episode, Derek is back from baseball, and Scotty and JP went Live on TikTok for about 2 minutes before getting kicked off. A mariachi band played Creed at a Texas Ranger game, and the Boston Celtics win their 18th NBA Finals Championship. Have you ever not used the toilet on a golf course, and what argument with your spouse will you concede to just move on? What is a car brand you will never own, and rejected slogans for summer. What do people waste a lot of money on, and could you have a mariachi band follow you around? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

Don't Take Off Your Socks & Don't Cheap Out Jun 12, 2024

On this week's episode, Fred is back from a wedding and a honeymoon, and Scotty will no longer go to a Minor League baseball game. So, the US is good at cricket now, and you should not be tired after a hobby horse performance. Could Scotty, JP, and Fred rob Derek's bank and get away with it, and how early is too early to be in public? What are some Disney movie titles if Germany won WW2, and what is the brokest thing you have ever done? What are the things you should not cheap out on, and could you wear socks all of the time? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

Being A Good Dad & Our Favorite Video Game Characters Jun 05, 2024

On this week's episode, Scotty has a bad day at work, and Men's Health month has kicked off. Angel Hernandez has finally retired from baseball, and the Edmonton has at least one very awesome fan. Have you ever accidentally dropped a baby, and what weird thing makes you call it quits on the internet? Is it weird to eat a Snickers bar upside down, and what's something men will never tell a woman? What are the best video game characters of all time, and could you do something unruly at a hockey game? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

Happy Memorial Day? & The Most Underrated Movies Of All Time May 29, 2024

On this week's episode, JP actually did something, and Mike's niece comes into town. Scottie Scheffler may not have broken the law, and it was on video. Have you ever woke up next to an uglier version of who you went to bed with, and how slow does someone have to be going until you pass them? Which event would you automatically win the gold medal, and how do you know we are from the midwest? What are the most underrated movies of all time, and could you stomach Derek in a sumo wrestling outfit? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep on laughing!

Shrimp Knuckles & The Barber Shop Battle Royale May 22, 2024

On this week's episode, Jeremy Joseph has a very talented dog, and Scotty's wife almost got scammed, Scottie Schefflera gets arrested, and Harrison Butker is selling quite a few jerseys after a controversial speech at a college. Have you ever tried to twerk, and how bad does a portal-potty have to be before you choose not to use it? If you could roast any celebrity, who would it be, and how would you describe your fashion style? What items would you use in a barber shop Battle Royale, and could you yell out everything you are thinking during adult fun time? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

Opal Hunting & Lying On Your Application May 15, 2024

On this week's episode, Derek is back from his first week of Minor League Baseball, and Scotty goes to the Emo Orchestra again. The $2M VIP pass to the Tyson VS Paul fight may not be worth it, and Tom Brady will be a broadcaster on FOX. Have you ever blown an engine, and how many streaming services are too many? What is something that was not fun as a kid but awesome as an adult, and what is the worst thing to say to someone after they tell you they love you? What are some strange things to put on a job application, and could you take 30 minutes of being yelled at by a Karen? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

Wedding Hangover & Our Favorite Dog Breeds May 08, 2024

On this week's episode, Jeremy Joseph now has a very expensive, well-trained dog, and Scotty recovers from Fred's wedding. Tom Brady gets epically roasted, and his ex wife is not happy about it. Have you ever been permanently been kicked out of an establishment, and how old is too old to be playing video games? What are some bad names for a monster truck, and what movies would be better if the main protagonist were fat? What are your favorite dog breeds, and could you wear a "Guardian Cap" all of the time? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

Japanese Toilets & Derek's Garage Sale May 01, 2024

On this week's episode, Derek is back from Japan, and he misses their toilets. LeBron is out of the playoffs again, and Michael Penix Jr gets drafted by the Falcons? Have you ever been booed off the stage while attempting to sing karaoke, and how many days after a birthday will you still say happy belated birthday? What's a good name for an Amish adult film, and if your ex was a street sign, what would it say? What items would you be furious if your spouse sold them in a garage sale, and could you have a narrator during a romantic evening? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep on laughing!

Eating Spaghetti Face-First & The Worst Smells Apr 24, 2024

On this week's episode, Mike does comedy in Wichita, and Scotty gets recognized in public. The new Detroit Lions jerseys are absolutely awesome, and Caitlin Clark is getting paid thousands to play in the WNBA. Have you ever use a porta-potty for number 2, and have you ever hooked up with someone even though you knew it was a bad idea? At what point is it time to replace your pillow, and what are some rejected Family Feud categories? What are the worst smells in the world, and could you only go number 2 in a porta-potty? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

Driving On Native Grass & The Best Disney Songs Apr 17, 2024

On this week's episode, Mike does comedy in Nebraska, and Scotty loses his temper on the golf course. UFC 300 was pretty awesome, and OJ Simpson has finally bit the bullet. What Youtube rabbit hole have you gone down, and have you ever used the women's restroom? What is the maximum amount of time you will drive behind a logging truck, and what are some Disney lines that can be used in the bedroom? What are your favorite Disney songs, and can you catch a chair thrown from a balcony? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

Eclipses In Egypt & Skills I Wish I Had Apr 10, 2024

On this week's episode, Mike Baldwin is back from Arizona, and Scotty has the worst case of brain fog ever. "The Diddler" is still on the loose, and explain the eclipse flat Earthers. Have you ever watched someone change through a window, and have you ever regifted a gift to the person who originally gave it to you? How long is too long for someone to order food, and what is your favorite memory from the 90's? What skills do you wish you had, and have you ever been walked in on? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep on laughing!

"The Diddler" & Adult Movie Titles Apr 03, 2024

On this week's episode, Lizzo quits because she doesn't like people calling her fat, and P Diddy is now "The Diddler." Have you ever broken a remote because of a sporting event, and how long after a long relationship can you get into a new one? What is a bizarre profession you'd never do, and what is the worst way to be dumped? What movies have titles that could pass as adult films, and could you call people to tell them they are being cheated on? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

Strange Tornado Debris & The Worst Ways To End It Mar 27, 2024

On this week's episode, Travis is back after being rejected by Pauly Shore, and Scotty golfs in freezing conditions. KU makes a quick exit in March Madness this year, and Nickelodeon scandals have ruined some people's childhoods. Have you ever almost died, and how much is too much to pay for an Only Fans subscription? What's something you can say about a pool, but not your wife, and what should be the new tornado ranking system? What would be the worst way to end it draft, and how would you react to strange tornado debris? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

Irish Accents & Terrible Wedding Gifts Mar 20, 2024

On this week's episode, Derek, Scotty, and JP play in a poker tournament, and Scotty can't play video games that have sharks. A head coach gets fired right before a post-game interview, and Justin Fields is headed to Pittsburgh. Have you ever done an Irish accent, and how many Onlyfans subscriptions are too many? What does JP actually stand for, and what is your favorite prank you have ever participated in against your friends or family? What are the worst wedding gifts, and would you rather live without your cell phone or your vehicle? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

How to Handle Rejection & Adam Sandler Movies Mar 13, 2024

On this week's episode, Steve Peters opens for Pauly Shore, and Scotty enjoys some edibles. Hopefully Mike Tyson can beat Jake Paul in a boxing match, and NFL players are on the move to new teams. What would you do if a bum fight broke out in front of you, and how old is too old to start a family of your own? How do you handle rejection, and is gambling an addiction if you aren't losing money? What are your favorite Adam Sandler movies, and would you hang out with a tiger with the "Tiger King?" Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

Smoke Alarms with Low Batteries & Go Go Gadget No No's Mar 06, 2024

On this week's episode, the OG crew is back, and Scotty survived his vacation. Derek has an interesting day at work, and Jeremy got a new dog. Have you ever been so intoxicated you started speaking with a different accent, and have you ever recited an entire movie around a bunch of friends? When do you start swinging in a marriage, and how much money would you feel comfortable to loan to a friend? What is something you should never touch with your tongue, and what are some rejected Easter mascots? What are the best rejected "go go gadget" contraptions, and could you live in a house with a smoke alarm with low batteries? Enjoy another hilarious episode with the OG crew, and keep on laughing!

Ski Tripping & The Great Chris Farley Feb 28, 2024

On this week's episode, Wichita comedian Travis Cagle makes his first appearance on the Laughing On The Sidelines podcast, and Scotty is finally going snowboarding. What is your ideal vacation, and will JP finally convince his first comedian crush? Have you ever told a joke and immediately regretted it, and what is too dark to be dark humor? What is the dumbest thing you believed as a child, and what famous movie quote would be better if it were said by Samuel L. Jackson? What is your favorite Chris Farley character of all time, and could you live with yourself being infamous for a bad joke? Enjoy another episode while Scotty goes on vacation, and keep on laughing!

Dangerous Parades & The Worst Fads Of All Time Feb 21, 2024

On this week's episode, Derek get's ridiculed for winning a completion 2 times, and Scotty has a dumb in-law. The NBA All-Star game is a joke, and we need to stop having Super Bowl parades in Kansas City. Have you ever pooped on an airplane, and how many boxes of Girl Scout cookies is too many? What is something you wish you could forget forever, and what are some rejected Make-A-Wish requests? What are the worst fads of all time, and could you only wear tap shoes and mesh tank tops for the rest of your life? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

Broken TV's & The Greatest Halftime Shows Feb 14, 2024

On this week's episode, JP has a mouse in his room, Scotty watches Putin misdirect, and Mike enjoys his team winning the Super Bowl. A Swedish water park explodes, and Brittany Mahomes may not be that bad. Have you ever gone streaking in public, and how many rings is it going to take until we start calling Mahomes the GOAT? What would you want Cupid's arrow to do if it didn't make you fall in love, and what gets you kicked out of a Super Bowl party? What are the best Super Bowl halftime shows of all time, and would you break a TV if your team lost the Super Bowl? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

DWI's On The Way To Super Bowl LVIII Feb 07, 2024

On this week's episode, JP gets his car fixed, and one of Scotty's coworkers has some fun with JP. There is a new rapper on the scene named Misdemeanor Mike, and Dear Lord baby Jesus, don't let the Chiefs win another Super Bowl. Have you ever lied on a medical form, and how many pairs of Crocs should you own and still be allowed to hang out with us? What is the dumbest thing you have ever done, and what would you do if you were snowed in? What are the worst names to give your dog, and would you want to clean up a wild Super Bowl party? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

Scotty's Wife & The Worst Celebrity Baby Names Jan 31, 2024

On this week's episode, you finally get to meet Scotty's wife, and Scotty had a rough weekend. A California girlfriend kind of got away with murder, and Detroit may have lost, but the future is very bright. Have you ever made a homemade "fun time" video, and how long do you listen to a door-to-door salesperson? What is the dumbest way you have hurt yourself, and what is a rejected name for male enlargement surgery? What are the worst celebrity baby names, and could you sell cats door-to-door? Enjoy another episode, and keep, laughing.

Bad Karaoke & Return To Sender Jan 24, 2024

On this week's episode, Derek does the same thing as JP, and Scotty survives his flights to Florida. The NFL playoffs are down the last 4 teams, and most people are rooting for Detroit. Have you ever been hit in the nuts so hard that you threw up, and how old is too old to participate in a mosh pit? How would you want your cohosts to die, and what are some rejected songs to be played during sexy time? What are the worst songs to hear at karaoke, and could you ever heckle the Paralympic Games? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Plane Crashes & Annoying Jingles Jan 17, 2024

On this week's episode, Scotty is dreading a flight to Florida, and Jeremy still does not want to be here. Do not tell us what happened in the NFL playoffs, because we have no idea. Have you ever need help taking a pee, and how many times does it take to drive somewhere before you stop using GPS? What is a ridiculous reason someone gives when they do not want to have sex, and what is the worst thing to have in your car in the event of an emergency? What are the most annoying commercial jingles, and crash and survive, or get sucked out of the plane? Enjoy another episode, and keep laughing assholes!

The 5 Year Anniversary Episode Jan 10, 2024

On this week's episode, the OG's are back for the 5th year anniversary of the podcast. The NFL Playoffs are kicking off, and kids in Africa are going to appreciate some Washington National Champions t-shirts. Have you ever farted and blamed it on the dog, and how much do you like freshly grated cheese from Olive Garden? What noises would you leas expect from a porta-potty, and what historic events should never be turned into a musical? What are the whitest names, and would you rather have no AC in the summer, or no heat in the winter? Here's to another 5 years, and keep on laughing assholes!

4 In A Row, Kinda & The Inconvenience Thief Jan 03, 2024

On this week's episode, Scotty has won the Fantasy Football Championship for the fourth consecutive year (kinda), and Derek gets 4XL pajamas. Joe Flacco can still play football, and the Detroit Lions got hosed against Dallas. Have you ever injured yourself while doing something stupid, and how many times can you blackout in a bar before you get banned? What do you predict will happen in 2024, and what are some rejected names for orgasms? If you were a thief stealing things that would inconvenience people, what would you steal, and could you be banned from the grocery store? Here's to another year of Laughing on the Sidelines, and keep on laughing assholes!

Annoying Relatives & New Years Resolutions Dec 27, 2023

On this week's episode, Scotty heads to western Kansas, and Steve is annoyed by his in-law at Christmas dinner. The Lions are finally the Kings of the North, and Joe Flacco is only 38. The Chiefs blow it against the Raiders, and Jack Jones has created a Raider hater for life. Have you ever pranked someone so badly the called the cops, and when are you going to bed on New Year's Eve? What are some rejected names for fake boobs, and what is 2024's new slogan? What are some New Years resolutions you won't be able to follow through with, and could you be the Santa at a swinger's bar? Happy New Year, and keep on laughing assholes!

Trampolines In The Front Yard & Strange Gifts From Santa Dec 20, 2023

On this week's episode, Scotty and Steve are feeling festive, but Derek doesn't want to play along. Arthur Smith is the worst fantasy football coach ever, and UFC 296 gets crazy outside of the ring. Have you ever vindictively peed on something, and How many inflatable Christmas decorations are too many? What would you give the kids on the Naughty list if you were Santa, and what animals would be terrible pulling Santa's sleigh? What are the strangest things to ask Santa for Christmas, and would you tolerate a trampoline in your front yard? Enjoy another episode, and have a Merry Christmas, assholes!

Locked and Loaded & Urban Legends Dec 13, 2023

On this week's episode, Scotty gets locked and loaded for a recon mission, and Mike releases his comedy special. The LA Dodgers may have created a Dynasty, and Patrick Mahomes throws a tantrum for not getting a call for a change. Have you ever farted during sex, and how many coupons are too many coupons for a busy shopping line? Where are the worst places to see a streaker, and what are some rejected names for a cream pie? What are your favorite urban legends, and could you survive with your phone only maxing out at 15% battery life? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

The Two Time Champ & The Dollar Bills Draft Dec 06, 2023

On this week's episode, thank you all for your Spotify Wrap messages, and Derek returns as the two-time champ! Florida State may have gotten robbed, and the Chiefs lose even when Swift shows up. Do you do the sniff test before doing the dirty, and have you ever forgot to buy your significant other a Christmas gift? What do you consider as cheating, and what is a name for a special needs music group? Who do you wish would be on American dollar bills, and could you poop in a toilet on display in a hardware store? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Breaking The News To The Parents & Weird State Laws Nov 29, 2023

On this week's episode, JP has purchase another bowling ball, and Wichita got enough snow for Scotty to snowboard down a small hill. Jared "Gawful" makes an appearance on Thanksgiving, and Philadelphia fans are ruthless when they are young. Matt Rife pisses off all of the offended people, and a 6 year-old gets smeared for painting his face with team colors. Have you ever drank so much that you forgot where you were, and how close to closing time can you go into a restaurant? What are some rejected names for Viagra and how can you nicely tell someone they are dumb? What are the weirdest state laws, and what if you had to tell new parents their child was "special?" Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Womb Nukes & Bad Thanksgiving Conversation Topics Nov 22, 2023

On this week’s episode, Steve Peters has not been back to his therapist, Mike hosted a comedy competition, and Scotty has his snowboard. The Pittsburgh Steelers finally fire Matt Canada, and the Chiefs don’t get any assistance from the officials on Monday Night Football. Have you ever stepped into the shower with clothes still on, and how big can a girl be and still be allowed to wear yoga paints? What is the rejected name for the Plan B pill, and what is a movie title that describes you in bed? What are the worst conversation topics for the Thanksgiving table, and do you want to play “Gay Chicken” with your dad? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

Scat Chat & Weird Fetishes Nov 15, 2023

On this week’s episode, Jeremy Joseph’s Christmas decoration woes continue, and Scotty’s snowboard is coming. Could a high school state champion mens basketball team beat the WNBA champs, and do we know God exhists because Megan Rapinoe tore her achilles 6 minutes into her final game? Have you ever sped home to avoid pooping your pants, and how far is too far to drive for a “one-night stand?” How would you trigger an entire fan base in one sentence, and what are they going to start calling Black Friday now? What are the weirdest fetishes, and could you wiper with your hand every time you pooped? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Movies That Were Awesome As Kids, But Terrible As Adults Nov 08, 2023

On this week's episode, Steve Peters still has a gambling problem, and Scotty is an emo kid at heart. The Texas Rangers win their first World Series, and a girl in Amsterdam gets a glory hole surprise. Never have ever taken a picture of my poop, and how high is too high? What's an odd thing to have a buy one get one free sticker, and what do you think a smoke alarm should sound like? What are some movies you loved as a kid, but realized they are terrible movies as an adult, and would you prefer Jackson Mahomes doing TikTok dances or Taylor Swift coverage? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Fake Sign Language & The Worst Things About High School Nov 01, 2023

On this week’s episode, Jeremy Joseph returns and high school pictures are embarrassing. Halloween is upon us, and JP brings a costume. Denny’s would be an awesome place to have a concert, and if you don't like Dan Campbell, something is wrong with you. Are one night stands overrated or underrated, and is any food shaped like a dinosaur good? How cold does it have to be before you can turn on the heater, and what advice are we going to get from Jeremy? What were the worst things about high school, and would you try to sign if you had no idea what you are doing? Enjoy another classic episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Mispronouncing Names & Wrestling Celebrities Oct 25, 2023

On this week’s episode, Scotty hates Halloween, and Derek is not Irish. The World Series is going to be great because the Astros aren't in it, and employees catch a theif using a forklift. is the metric system overrated or underrated, and who should not be allowed to use mobility scooters at Wal Mart? What Halloween costume will get you called into the HR office at work, and what do women hate more than anything? What celebrities had the best wrestling appearances in the WWE/WCW, and would you hate it if every time you talked, you would be interrupted? Enjoy another episode, and keep laughing assholes!

Disney Parodies & The Hardware Store Battle Royale Oct 18, 2023

On this week's episode, JP can't put together furniture and Scotty had a birthday. Coach Prime blows a 29 point lead at halftime, and kids should sit in their seats in a movie theater even if it's a movie about Taylor Swift's concert tour. Are women with 3 boobs overrated or underrated, and how soon is too soon to make a joke about a tragedy? What's a rejected name for a lesbian bar, and what's the name a Disney Parody adult movie? What items would you draft in a hardware store Battle Royale, and could you poop in a bottle for the rest of your life? Enjoy another episode, and keep laughing assholes!

Harry, Scottish Women & Things Your Wife Makes You Do Oct 11, 2023

On this week’s episode, Steve Peters is back, and it sounds more and more like there will be a Laughing On The Sidelines Live 2. Miami has massive coaching blunder that leads to a loss to Georgia Tech, and the officiating is pretty sus in another Chief’s game. Is obnoxiously loud sex overrated or underrated, and how much hair is too hairy when it comes to a woman’s sex appeal? What should a gynecologist never do during an examination, and what fictional character would be great as your local weather man? What tasks does your wife make you do, and could you only sleep with a woman with a thick Scottish accent? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

An Adult Muppet Movie & The Dumbest Holidays Oct 04, 2023

On this week’s episode, a fan had a “hunting” koozie made, and there may end up being another LIVE show. Angel Hernandez still sucks as an umpire, and we all need to band together and root against the Kansas City Chiefs so every cutaway shit from the game is not Taylor Swift in her private box. Are cults overrated or underrated, and how much is too much to pay for a concert ticket? How old does a woman have to be considered a cougar, and what is something you might hear in a Muppet adult movie? What are the dumbest holidays, and could you go swimming while on Viagra? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Stealing Home to Score & Our Favorite Cell Phone Apps Sep 27, 2023

On this week’s episode, Derek is finally back bring us all down, and kids running in a mirror maze is hilarious. Coach Prime gets wrecked in Eugene, Oregon, and football fans are going to be annoyed will all of the “swifts” watching Kansas City games for the rest of the season. Is crowd work overrated or underrated as a stand up comedian, and how many times can someone fart in public before you say something to them? What’s a weird sign to find at the zoo, and what products would be weird to sell when using a sexy voice? What are your favorite cell phone apps, and could you enjoy life if no one responds to your text messages? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep laughing assholes!

Whole Foods Parking Lots & The Last Meal Draft Sep 20, 2023

On this week’s episode, Steve Peters is back, and JP gets noticed in public. Coach Prime gets it done against Colorado State, and Travis Kielce may be dating Taylor Swift. Monday Night Football is stupid right now, and Nick Chubb’s leg is going the wrong way. Are Catholic Church tickle parties overrated or underrated, and would you get more action if you were frozen in carbonite? How much plastic surgery is too much plastic surgery, and what is a strange sign to see posted in the strip club? What would you want to be the last meal you ever ate, and could you only get laid in a Whole Foods’ parking lot? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep laughing assholes!

Screaming Kids & The Best Video Game Consoles Sep 13, 2023

On this week's episode, being a Detroit Lions fan in Kansas is tough, and Mike almost loses his keys. Texas beats down Alabama in Tuscaloosa, and the Aaron Rodgers era in New York barely even got started. Are Yelp! reviews overrated or underrated, and what is the age you need to stop asking your parents for money? What's a dating website for people who were adopted, and what are the best video game consoles of all time? How much do you hate screaming kids in a public place, and are you ready for doomsday? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Bad Cartoon DJ's & Favorite Conspiracy Theories Sep 06, 2023

On this week's episode, the prodigy got noticed in public, and JEREMY JOSEPH is back!!! Tomorrow is the beginning of actual football, and College football started with Prime Time. Is surprise sex overrated or underrated, and what is the maximum amount of effort you should give in a coed, charity softball game? What animals have the best sense of humor, and what cartoon character would be a terrible strip club DJ? What are your favorite conspiracy theories, and could you sit on the toilet until both of your legs fall asleep every time you use it ? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Bad Instructional Videos & Plug It In, Plug It In Aug 30, 2023

On this week’s episode, Scotty goes to a ridiculously fancy restaurant, and helps JP come out on top after his car accident. Fantasy football is kicking off, and the San Francisco 49ers blew it with Trey Lance. Are 72 virgins overrated or underrated, and what is the maximum amount of firearms one person can own before you start becoming uncomfortable around them? What conspiracy theory does a person have to believe in before they are in the “crazy person” category, and what did Billy Mays try to sell God after he died? What are the best things you plug in, and could you make a nude instructional YouTube video? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Too Old To Drive & The Worst Sounds Aug 23, 2023

On This week's episode, it's Scotty's wife has a birthday, and Mike has a release date for his special. A Brawl breaks out at a 49ers preseason game, and will the Washington Redskins return? Is rock, paper, scissors overrated or underrated, would Derek look great dancing on a pole? What is the maximum age a person should be allowed to drive a car, and how can you trigger a fanbase with just one sentence.? What are the worst sounds in the world, and could you convince adults that Santa is real? Enjoy another episode, and keep laughing, assholes!

No Teeth, No Thanks & Sequels That Didn't Suck Aug 16, 2023

On this week’s episode, "Suits" is a good show and Scotty has a wonderfull time without his wife. OJ Simpson chimes in on a light prison sentence, and “The Blind Side” was all a lie! Is the metric System overrated or underrated, and what would you consider is too high of a body count? What sport would be improved if all players had stilts, and what are some rejected scenarios from the game of LIFE? What movie sequels were better than the original movie, and could you recieve a “blowie” from an 80 year-old with no teeth? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

A Glizzo & The Worst Car Accessories Aug 09, 2023

On this week’s episode Scotty’s wife is going out of town, and JP is making him feel really uncomfortable. The Boxing is starting to lose its luster as they put on another sideshow fight, and Lizzo is getting sued. Are musical stand up comedians overrated or underrated, and how many failed marriages do you get before you should not be allowed to marry again? What bumber sticker would you put on your car, and what would be a bad theme for a pinball machine? What are the worst car accesories, and would you actually eat a “glizzo?” Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Furries With Teeth & The Best TV Show Theme Songs Aug 02, 2023

On this week's episode, Mike has no idea when his special is going to come out, and Scotty did not go golfing for once. Derrick Lewis has the best post-fight celebrations, and Cardi B is throwing mics at people! is getting a "whole-body wax overrated or underrated, and what is the maximum number of cats a single person own and not be a crazy cat person? Also, which Disney character do you think is secretly gay, and what are some odd ways for a weatherman to describe weather? What TV show had the best theme song, and do you like furries or meth-heads better? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep laughing assholes!

That's Your Cousin, Bro & Popular Music We Don't Like Jul 26, 2023

On this week’s episode, traveling comedian Levi Mabe joins the L.O.T.S. family, and Scotty gets an unusual golf injury. A YouTuber sleeps through a WNBA game and is now banned from every future NBA event, and Snow White is not going to have Seven Dwarfs. Is it overrated or underrated watching a child get his butt whooped by their parents in a grocery store, and what is the maximum age difference you think is socially acceptable for a married couple? What would be the slogan for an “alcoholics only” dating site, and who are some popular bands/ music artists you can’t stand but everyone else loves? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

People Who Hobby Horse & People Who Annoy You Jul 19, 2023

On this week’s episode, Derek and JP do their last stand up sets inside of the Looney Bin, and Scotty is not in the best of moods. The Wichita Wind Surge end a game on an inside-the-park home run, and a female boxer increased her OF following. Are shock collars on children overrated or underrated, and what would you do if your son got the teacher you wanted? Turns out strip twister is a new game, and some side effects may just be the normal life of JP. What kind of people annoy you the most, and would you let your wife control the shock collar around your neck? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Helmets In The Outfield & The Worst Inventions Jul 12, 2023

On this week’s episode, Derek is back with car troubles, and JP loves fireworks with kids. It might be time to take kids out of the outfield during the Home Run Derby, or they could just have them wear helmets. Feeding a horse feels kind of weird, and are old people are those websites overrated or underrated? Would you want some life advice from a bunch of idiots, and what are the least sexy accents for dirty talk? What are the worst inventions of all time, and would you be able to watch old people play basketball naked? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

'Mericans With Explosives & Terrible Vacation Activities Jul 05, 2023

Happy 'Merica Day everyone! On this week's episode, Fred gets to help plan a wedding, and Jeremy tells us about bu-cakey. Disney might be on a downward spiral, and maybe we should all start sunning our Perineums. Is "ball play" overrated or underrated, and do you like the guy who makes homemade fireworks? What is a rejected Jeopardy category, and what is the thing that makes an elf immediately climax? What are the worst activities to do while you are on vacation, and would you want to climax at random? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

3rd Base On A Roller Coaster & The Gameshow Draft Jun 28, 2023

On this week's episode, JP goes to the zoo, and Scotty's wife is afraid of birds. The OceanGate Titan submarine implodes, but the remote control is just fine. Are open mic nights overrated or underrated, and don't be the guy who drives off with the gas pump still attached to the car. If you were to open your own strip club, what would it be called, and what sport would be awesome if you had to eat a mandatory amount of edibles? What is your favorite gameshow, and is 3rd base really good on a roller coaster? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Diabetes, Amputations, & Parties With Celebrities Jun 21, 2023

On this week's episode, Mike is already finished with the new Zelda, and Kansas storms are pretty awesome. Wyndham Clack wins the US open, and Oakland A's fans give the middle finger to the front office in an awesome way. Are happy birthday Facebook posts overrated or underrated, and do you still sleep in a race car bed? What is something you can never underestimate the power of, and what would redneck Jesus turn water into? What celebrity would you want to party with and would you rather have no fingers or have no toes? Enjoy another funny episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Golf Ball Nutshots & Our Favorite Cartoon Shows Jun 14, 2023

On this week's episode, Mike is back after recording his first comedy special, and video games are awesome. Canadian golfers are celebrating by getting tackled, and a guy in Egypt gets eaten by a shark. Have you ever been going to town on yourself so hard that the cops get called, and are you that guy who keeps clicking your pen? What is worse than the Holocaust, and what is something that defines your age? What are your favorite cartoon TV shows, and would you rather get hit in the nuts with a baseball or a golf ball? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Rainbow Logo Month & Our Favorite Insults Jun 07, 2023

On this week’s episode JP is having a good time celebrating the rainbow month with his people, Scotty gets impatient with his wife, and Derek is thrilled to be back. Travis Kelse tries to become president during the visit to the White House, and matching family t-shirts are not a good idea. Are paternity test TV shows scripted, and are you the guy who takes slow-pitch softball way too seriously? What jobs would a retired drill sergeant be terrible at, and what are your favorite insults, and have you ever seen a video of 2 girls and a cup? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Parallel Parking Hot Wheels & Our Bucket Lists May 31, 2023

On this week’s episode JP Jeremy, and Scotty recap their Memorial Day weekends, and don’t listen to our show if you are easily offended. The NBA Finals are probably not rigged, and Scotty thinks Larry Bird is better than LeBron James. A woman wins a rolling cheese race while unconcious, and people are taking pictures for their driver's license naked. Is pooping in a cup overrated or underrated, and who in their right mind drives the speed limit in the left lane? What are some bad endorsement ideas, and how would future archeologists explain everyday items from today? What things do you need to do before kicking the bucket, and would you go to the doctor keistering some parallel-parked Hot Wheels? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

The Ceremonial First Pitch & Weird Super Powers May 24, 2023

On this week’s episode, the original crew is back to talk about Jeremy Joseph’s ceremonial first pitch, and all of the details leading up to it. LeBron James and the Lakers get swept, and a WNBA coach should be less condescending. Are silent but deadly farts overrated or underrated, and are you the guy who uses the self-check-out line for more than 10 items when it clearly says 10 items or less? What’s something you do that the opposite sex never thinks about, and what’s in the box? What are the best inventions of all time, and would you want a super power that recognises who farted? Enjoy another great episode with the original crew, and keep on laughing assholes!

"That Guy" & The Worst Dance Moves May 17, 2023

On this week's episode, Scotty, Fred, and JP are glad Derek is not here, and we hope all of you had a Happy Mother's Day. The Dali Lama is really disgusting, and overweight people are upset they have to pay for two seats on a plane. Is putting "googley eyes" on your weiner overrated or underrated, and are you that guy who is so pessimistic that they bring everyone around them down? What's a rejected name for a rectal thermometer, and what's something you did as a child that you still do today? What are the worst dance moves of all time, and would you ever want to try the Sister Fister? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Cage Fighting & Things That Will Get You Fired May 10, 2023

On this week’s episode, Scotty gives a couple high school kids new nicknames they will never get rid of, and JP does more bowling. Jackson Mahomes gets arrested and released on bail, and baseballs to the nuts hurt regardless if you are wearing a cup. Isn’t being the guy no one will put on speaker phone fun, and what would you do if you were talking to someone and found they were in the middle of shitting? How much do you respect women, and what would be your favorite new bumper sticker ? What are some things that would deffinately get you fired , and would you fight a handicap child in a cage? Enjoy another episode, and keep laughing assholes!

Professional Mimes & Crickets That Sound Like Screaming Goats May 03, 2023

On this week’s episode, Derek goes to the WWE NFL Draft, and SPOLIER ALERT "Jury Duty” is an awesome show. Forcing obnoxious parents at little league games volunteer to be umpires may not be the best form of punishment, and Antonio Brown thinks the Baltimore Ravens want to sign him when they definitely do not. Are weird climax noises during sex overrated or underrated, and what would you do if you found an inappropriate picture in the donation bucket at church?What two animals would you like to switch the sounds they make, and what ridiculous things would you buy if money was no object? Would you rather live in an infested house with crickets that scream like goats, or be sung “Happy Birthday” every time you go into public? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Swiping Right Without Looking & The Worst Fashion Trends Apr 26, 2023

On this week's episode, Jeremy graces us with his presence, and Mike Baldwin is recording a comedy special in Kansas City. An ultra marathon runner uses a car during a race and gets disqualified, and Max Scherzer gets suspended for a sticky substance. Are single-word texts overrated or underrated, and what is your definition of stupidity? What's something you can say at a dog rescue center, but not a daycare facility, and what is the best way to solve an argument? What are the worst fashion statements of all time, and how would you feel about your "yawn face" being the key to unlock your phone? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Plus-Sized Models & The Best Movies Of The 80's Apr 19, 2023

On this week’s episode, JP actually does something interesting over the last couple of weeks, and Scotty spent way too much on a damn golf club. The Eagles decide to pay Jalen Hurts way too much money, and an actor who played in the worst movie ever made says he will never watch the new rendition of the very same movie, only better. Are plus-sized runway models overrated or underrated and what would you do if you were doing the dirty, and aunt flow shows up? What is a phrase a woman says that is a lie 100% of the time, and what is a very true stereotype? What are your favorite movies from the 80’s, and would you push someone in a wheelchair down a couple flights of stairs? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Controversial Bud Light Cans & Our Favorite Food Pairings Apr 12, 2023

On this week's episode, it is the first episode without the original 2 comedians, but Mike and Fred are back to fill in. Fred gets engaged, and Mike does comedy in Seattle. Falling trees at the Masters almost kill people, and Bud Light may be pissing off their target market. Are genital piercings overrated or underrated, and what should the new campaign slogan for Bud Light be? What are your favorite food pairings, and would you get KO'd by the opposite sex in a professional slap competition. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

The Original Crew & The Worst Cartoon Pets Apr 05, 2023

On this week's episode, the original crew is back for the first time this year, and we are moving a lot of our stuff to Twitter because Twitter doesn't take our shit down (@LOTSidelines)! The MLB opening day happened, and an L.A. Dodgers fan tried to propose on the field, but got "truck-sticked" by Paul Bart Mall Cop. Is thick toilet paper overrated or underrated, and what would you do if you open the door for someone and they don't say thank you? What's a Disney movie that should be rated "R" if kids knew what was really going on, and could you watch your favorite sports team on a blurry TV? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Waking Up To An Air Horn & Our Worst Fears Mar 29, 2023

On this week’s episode, Mike Baldwin is back after being an actual traveling comedian, and Derek is a freaking Canadian now! The Final Four is full of underdogs for the first time ever, and no NFL team acts like they want to sign Lamar Jackson. Is slow and sensual intercourse #overratedorunderrated, and #whatwouldyoudo if you found a vehicle taking up 4 parking spots in a full public parking lot? What does 70% of the US population do, and what is something you would not want to hear at a WWE wrestling event? What are your worst fears, and would you rather be woken up randomly by an air horn, or get caught masturbating in your car? Enjoy anther episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

The Worst Smells & The New Transformer Mar 22, 2023

On this week's episode, NCAA March Madness is underway breaking so many brackets, and Derek and Scotty are thrilled Kansas has been eliminated. The World Baseball Classic winds down, and "baseball won." Is wasting a telemarketer's time overrated or underrated, and what would you do if you clogged a total stranger's toilet? If extra lives were a thing in the real world, how would you get them, and what is the funniest thing you have seen a stranger do in public? What are the worst smells, and would you be the bang bus transformer? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing =, assholes!

JOTO Phone Cases & Adulting Sucks Mar 15, 2023

On this week's episode Derek is back, and Scotty hates the Oscars. Great Britain Sucks at making baseball uniforms and Will and Jada Smith are pissed off at Chris Rock's jokes. Is spanking your children overrated or underrated, and what would you do if you got walked in on "doing the dirty"? Psychologists prescribed blank to eliminate homosexuality in 1950, and what are the worst part of being an adult? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Back From Vacation & Jeremy Joseph Returns Mar 08, 2023

We're back!!! On This week's episode, Jeremy Joseph is back, and Scotty's bindings gained him some popularity on the slopes. We are all ruining for Derek Carr in New Orleans, and Jackson Mahomes needs to punched in the f***ing mouth! Eyebrows on babies are awesome and there are guns in Harry Potter. What will people say 20 years from now =, and what are some things you hate that a lot of people love? The logo segment is back, and could you rig a special needs competition? Enjoy another episode and keep on laughing, assholes!

The Famous Joke & Spanglers Mar 01, 2023

Still on vacation, but we have a big announcement... Jeremy will be on the next episode. we love you all, and can't wait for next week. Keep on laughing, assholes!

We're On Vacation F**kers! Deal With It Feb 22, 2023

Yeah, we're on vacation. Scotty comes in to tell the BTS story of how the chip and the gummy bear were kind assholes. But, we wanted to give you guys some kind of an episode, so we can have fun, and be with our families. enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Tyrannosaurus Dix &Buffet Foods Feb 15, 2023

On this week's episode, Mike Baldwin is back, and Jeremy Joseph gets some pretty exciting news. The show will be taking a couple of weeks off after this episode, so we made it nice and long for ya. We react to the Super Bowl results, and Derek says he's never watching football again. Is Epstein's Island overrated or underrated, and is God a woman? What would your weapon of choice be in a zombie apocalypse, and what would be your porn star name? What are your favorite foods at a buffet, and Florida man fornicates with an animal. Enjoy another episode, and keep laughing, assholes! We will see you in a couple of weeks.

Friar Tuck Haircuts & Our Favorite Shoes Feb 08, 2023

On this week's episode, JP is back and literally smokes and sleeps all weekend, and chasing a kid at Top Golf looks fun. Aaron Rodgers is going to sit in a dark room for 4 days, and LeBron James is still not better than Michael Jordan. Is spanking your children overrated or underrated, and how far of a drive is it from Miami to Florida? What is the most obscure super power you would want to have, and what are your favorite shoes? Would you rather rock a "Friar Tuck" haircut or get roofied by JP? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Stripper Poles In Your House & Things That Ruin Your Day Feb 01, 2023

On this week's episode, Derek goes to a bar to troll KU fans again, and stand up comedian Mike Baldwin joins the show. Is the NFL rigged, and who do you think the NFL wants to win the Super Bowl? Is having a stripper pole in your house overrated or underrated, and Valentine's Day lingerie is awful. How do you get rid of a ghost, what movie quote do you use every day? What little things ruin your day, and do screaming babies in public places drive you insane? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Slumpkins & Our Favorite Stores to Go Out of Business Jan 25, 2023

On this week's episode, J.P. is confirmed to be a white guy, and L.A.D. made a bit of an impact on TikTok. KU basketball loses 3 straight games, and Derek and Scotty are so thrilled. Do the Bengals beat the Chiefs in Kansas City, and is Josh Allen the new Kirk Cousins? What should the Dallas Cowboys do in the offseason with a kicker that can't hit an extra point, a choke-artist quarterback, and a complicated backfield with Pollard and Elliot? Are conspiracy theories overrated or underrated, and why do men have nipples? What were your favorite stores or restaurants that have closed down, and what do you think a slumpkin is? Enjoy another great episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Bigfoot's Mating Call & L.A.D. Jan 18, 2023

On this week's episode, J.P. returns, and Derek is the luckiest person on earth. The Chargers blow a 27 point lead to the Jags, and the Dallas Cowboys may be looking for a new kicker. Bob Ross is underrated, but the people who sell his merchandise are assholes. Is Valentine's Day overrated or underrated, and does Bigfoot exist? What is the worst title for a rap song, and what is a dating site for "little people?" What are the worst things to get your spouse for Valentine's Day, and could you date a 22 year-old who looks like an 8 year-old? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

J.P. Meefing & Little People On A Teeter Totter Jan 11, 2023

On this week's episode J.P. is back, and it is the first time with Derek. Scotty can't get a story out because of assholes interruptions, and The Big VII can't be in a National Championship ever again. Jamaal Williams is the most loved player in the NFL, and it isn't even close! Bye Aaron Rodgers, and thank you Houston Texans for blowing the #1 draft pick. Are hotdogs overrated or underrated, and why do men fart so much? What phrase would instantly make a wet vagina dry, and where is a weird place to find a "little person?" Little people on a teeter totter and another excellent episode are coming. Enjoy it, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Prayers For Damar & Jeremy Joseph's Curtain Call Jan 04, 2023

On this week's episode it is the last official episode Jeremy Joseph is a part of the permanent cast of Laughing On The Sidelines, and Derek drove through all 4 seasons on his way back to Wichita, KS. Damar Hamlin needs our thoughts and prayers, and pieces of trash need to stop blaming it on Tee Higgins. Does cat urine smell worse than any other urine, and is having a gag reflex overrated or underrated? What is a lesson you have learned in 2022, and what is your favorite Jeremy Joseph moment in the 4 years of doing the show? Could you walk into a Victoria's Secret and ask to see the toddler section, or would you rather smell like pee all of the time. You guys, Jeremy will be back from time to time, but he is without a doubt the funniest and most warm hearted people we have ever met. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

The Russell Wilson Robbery & The Only 5 Movies Dec 29, 2022

On this week's episode, it is late but Jeremy and Scotty are holding down the fort. A lot of surprising news in the NFL happens over the weekend, and Russell Wilson might have proved he is the worst trade in recent times. Do you inspect the toilet paper after wiping your ass, and is "going in dry" overrated or underrated? What wouldn't you do for a million dollars, and what is in the box? Is cereal soup, and what are the five movies you could watch forever and not get old? Enjoy another episode, and keep laughing, assholes!

No Free Bucket & Quit Leaving Santa Milk and Cookies Dec 21, 2022

On this week's episode, Scotty squeaks by Jeremy in fantasy football, and Jeremy does NOT get a free bucket at Harbor Freight. Matt Ryan loves to blow the largest leads in NFL history, and the Detroit Lions have won 6 of their last 7 games, baby! Were you pumped 20 years ago to get a new ringtone and now you have your phone on silent, and are skin colored leggings overrated or underrated? What's a movie that the plot changes when you change one letter of the title, and what is the 10th rule of fight club? Instead of cookies and milk, what should you leave for Santa, and would you have an embarrassing ringtone? Merry Christmas, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Doctors Laughing At You & The Worst Customers Dec 14, 2022

On this week's episode, Scotty gets his truck broken into, and Jeremy has another Facebook Marketplace adventure. WNBA players should actually owe money, and Brock Purdy may be better than Jimmy G. Is the NFL rigged, and do you google your symptoms when you are sick? Are children on leashes overrated or underrated, and what's a fun trick to play on your doctor? What are the worst things to do to a customer service worker and would you walk into a restaurant 5 minutes before they close? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Honest Homeless Signs & Pitiful Sports Team Names Dec 07, 2022

On this week's episode, Derek has an unremarkable chest x-ray, and Scotty has an unremarkable weekend. K-State upsets TCU, and Antonio Brown is throwing shoes at ponytails. Aaron Rodgers still owns the Bears, & "The Predator," Deshaun Watson returns to football. Do you give yourself the best handy's, and is glitter overrated or underrated? Would you give homeless people with honest signs money, and what's in the sack? What are the least intimidating sports team names, and would you rather get caught buying an underage kid booze or porn? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Dirty Talk Gone Too Far & 90's Girls Nov 30, 2022

On this week's episode, Derek and Scotty drive in the dark, and Jeremy fixes his back problems with DDP Yoga. It's called soccer instead of football, and 10% of the country are the only ones who give a shit. K-State is going to the Big VII Championship game, and everyone is now making fun of Russell Wilson. When is it acceptable to start decorating for Christmas, and is dirty talk during fornication overrated or underrated? What Disney character would you bone, and who was your 90's crush? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

What's In The Box? & Happy Thanksgiving Nov 23, 2022

On this week's episode, Scotty's childhood hero passes away, Derek does nothing, and Jeremy watches more TV shows. Thunder snow happens in Buffalo, and Zach Wilson may not be the answer for the Jets. Do you have to wear matching clothes even when you go to bed, and are ventriloquists overrated or underrated? When should the Law & Order sound play in everyday life, and "What's In The Box?" Where's the worst restaurant to go to celebrate Thanksgiving, and would you want everyone to know what you're thinking? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Bu-Ka-Ké & Bad Lube Nov 16, 2022

On this week's episode, the podcast finally has a PO Box to send them packages to open on the show, and it's beginning to get cold in Kansas. NFL fans in Germany sing "Country Roads, Take Me Home," and the Detroit Lions beat the Chicago Bears. Have you ever been walked in on during hand-to-gland combat, and are strippers with daddy issues overrated or underrated? What is your secret fetish, and what's something you might overhear in the "Bat Cave?" What are the worst things to use as lube, and could you not wipe your ass for the rest of your life? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Giant Drag Queens & The Worst Souvenirs Nov 09, 2022

On this week's episode, Scotty comes face to face with a giant drag queen, and Jeremy reveals he is not dying. Unfortunately, The Astros win the World Series, and Alabama is out of the College Football Playoff! Are the NY Jets for real, and is Justin Fields the franchise quarterback the Bears have been waiting for? Are kids cussing overrated or underrated, and what's the worst thing about living in Mexico? What are the worst souvenirs you can buy at a gift shop, and would you be a part of a daily book club? Enjoy another episode, and keep laughing, assholes!

Live Show Hangover & Worst Halloween Costumes 2022 Nov 02, 2022

On this week's episode, Scotty, Jeremy, and Derek relive the live show, and and Jeremy announces his retirement from the show at the end of this year. The World Series is underway, and please let the Phillies win. Russell Wilson is doing high knees on an airplane, and what is going on with the Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers? Do men have commas, and are obituary bumper stickers overrated or underrated? What is the real reason Adam and Eve were kicked out of the Garden of Eden, and what were the worst costumes for trick-or-treaters this year? Enjoy another episode, and keep laughing, assholes!

Laughing On The Sidelines LIVE! Oct 25, 2022

We actually fuckin did it! We did a live show, and here it is. Jeremy gets a gift, and Scotty is shorter than Froto Baggins. The World Series is set, and we were wrong on our predictions. Scotty's phone number starts with 3-1-6, and JP just so happens to be gay. Are vagina farts overrated or underrated, and terrible Dr. Seuss pick up lines. We have one of the best drafts of all time, and would you have to watch your parents have sex every day, or join in to make it stop? Enjoy the live episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Floating Poops In Space & The Worst Old People Names Oct 19, 2022

On this week's episode,. there is almost no video or audio issues until the very end, and new equipment is on the way (Don't worry. We are using professional equipment for the the live show.) The Rings of Power finally has rings, and Derek hates moving furniture. The Tennessee Volunteer fans are happy to take down the goal posts after beating Alabama, and the AL and NL Championship Series are set. Are the wheels starting to come off for Tom Brady, and is the NFC Least the best conference in football? Would you sleep in a room infested with spiders for $10,000, and do you like a finger in the back door right before climaxing? Is being a pornography historian overrated or underrated, and what is something astronauts complain about? What are the worst old people names, and would you want a threesome with women named Eunice and Gertrude? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Scotty's Phone Number & The Hall Of "Very Good" Athletes Oct 12, 2022

On this week’s episode, the video feed sucks again, but Scotty’s cell phone number is almost given out multiple times. KU finally loses to TCU, and the legendary Cardinals season is sadly over. Roughing the passer penalties are getting out of hand, and the Denver Broncos need to be in panic mode. Would you vomit on your favorite celebrity for $10,000, and do you ignore phone calls if someone calls you more than 3 times in less than 5 minutes? Is scaring people with an air horn overrated or underrated, and if your dick could talk, what would it say? We draft the best Hall of the “Very Good” athletes, and every time you sneeze, you tell an embarrrassing secret about yourself. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Loose Cigarettes & The Worst Places To Take A Dump Oct 05, 2022

On this week’s episode, the original crew is back again, and Avatar at the 3D IMax is awesome. KU football keeps winning, and the guys are reminded why they hate KU Jayhawks fans. How crazy is Antonio Brown, and should the Dallas Cowboys stick with Cooper Rush? Would you eat 10 consecutive Paqui Chip Challenges for $10,000, and can you tune out your spouse when she is talking to you? Are farts overrated or underrated, and what nickname would you call your spouse that she would absolutely hate? Where are the worst places to take a dump, and would you hand out loose cigarettes to children for Halloween? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Rock, Paper, Scissors & A Battle Royale With Wild Animals Sep 28, 2022

On this week's episode, Fred comes back from Disney World again, and Jeremy and Scotty are dragging after long weeks at work. Albert Pujols hits number 700, and both Kansas football teams get big wins. The Las Vegas Raiders are the only 0-3 team in the NFL, and is Russell Willson really not that good? Would you get locked in a room with a bobcat, and would you discipline an unruly child if it is not yours? is rock, paper, scissors overrated or underrated, and what is the name of a really cheap hotel? What wild animals would you want on your side in a Battle Royale, and would you allow your country to make all the political decisions by rock, paper, scissors? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Please Send Nudes & Binge-Worthy TV Shows Sep 21, 2022

On this week's episode, Eric Von Reicher fills in for Derek, and Scotty had a blast in St. Louis. Are the Miami Dolphins for real this year, and are the Cincinnati Bengals going to be this terrible all season? Would you go streaking at the Queen's funeral for $10,000, and do you always drive 5 mph over the speed limit? Is trying to last longer than 30 minutes overrated or underrated, and what is a strange thing for a ghost to whisper in your ear? What are the best binge-worthy TV shows of all time, and would you drive straddling the center line? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Would You Do It For $10K & The Dumbest Roadside Attractions Sep 14, 2022

On this week's episode, unfortunately, Jeremy is not here, but we get the excellent crew of Sco... I mean, Fred and Derek. Albert Pujols is hitting home runs, but he is probably juiced. Dad breaks his hand, and the Cowboys are going to disappoint as usual. Would you go streaking at an MLB playoff game for $10k, and have you ever forgot your spouse's birthday? Are potato guns overrated or underrated, and would you go home with a date if all she wanted to do is color in a coloring book? What are the dumbest roadside attractions in the U.S, and would you love to drive the Wienermobile? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing,

Prostate Exams & Our Favorite Dream Cars Sep 07, 2022

On this week's episode, Fred is joining the Fantasy Football community for the first time, and Scotty books a trip to St. Louis. College football has kicked off, and The NFL finally kicks off this week! Who will be the worst team in the NFL this year, and do you change the voice on your GPS so your not taking directions from a woman? Are Chinese fire drills overrated or underrated, and what is the worst song to be playing during a lap dance? What are your favorite dream cars, & would you get a prostate exam with your entire family watching? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Please Wash Your Hands & Stupid Sports Injuries Aug 31, 2022

On this week's episode, Scotty embarrasses himself at the fantasy football draft, and makes some stupid picks for his team. Some Oakland A's fans get caught doing some risky business, and a running back gets shot multiple times during a robbery (but he's alright). Do you use a courtesy flush to hide your farts when using a public bathroom, and are lifted trucks overrated or underrated? What actual movie titles could be sexual positions, and would you rather be beaten with a pillow case full of moo boxes or hand lotion? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

A Carton Of Kools & Favorite 90's Fads Aug 24, 2022

On this week's episode, Derek is back with a couple of shitty stories, and Scotty is the only white guy at his best friend's wedding. The Yankees are struggling after the All-Star break, and would you have the confidence to draft Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football? Is she still a 10 if she's an annoying vegan, and is faking an orgasm overrated or underrated? What's something pro golfers do that would be silly on a mini golf course, and What do old people smell like? What are your favorite 90's fads, and would you rather have dial-up internet, or lose your cell phone and get. pager? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

The Best Rom-Coms For Guys To Watch & I Can't Talk Right Now Aug 17, 2022

On this week's episode Steve Peters stops in and talks about his Almost Late Show, and Scotty finally has running water. Fernando Tatis gets popped for PED's, and "Beast Mode" gets hammered and tries to drive. How hard is it to pronounce Worcestershire sauce, and would you call someone just to tell them you can't talk right now? Are Paranormal TV shows overrated or underrated, and who would win in a fight; Kevin McCallister or Predator? What are some rom-coms guys would enjoy watching, and what is a rom-com? Enjoy another episode, and keep laughing, assholes!

Crotchless Panties & The Best WCW / WWE Catchphrases Aug 10, 2022

WE ARE BACK BABAY!!! On this week's episode, JP is no longer homeless, and Scotty has the worst 2 weeks of his entire life. The LA Angels hit 7 home runs and still doesn't win, and Cleveland, OH is hosting the National Massage Therapist Convention with Deshaun Watson right down the street! Is she still a 10 if she has no arms, are crotchless panties overrated or underrated? What are some rejected names for Viagra, and what are the best wrestler catchphrases of all time? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!!!

The "Covid Sucks" Episode Aug 03, 2022

We knew it was going to happen eventually! Unfortunately, the Scotty household is infested with Covid, so instead of not having an episode this week, here are more of the greatest hits, and funniest stories. We apologize for the convenience of another great episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

Listen, I Love You Man... But That Movie Sucked Jul 27, 2022

On this week's episode, Fred is back after surviving another round of COVID, and Jeremy doesn't tell a funny story. Vince McMahon is "retiring" from the WWE because of sexual misconduct accusations, and Bill Burr pisses off feminists during his most recent special. Kyler Murray signs a big deal, and who would be you 1st overall pick in your fantasy football draft? Is she still a 10 if she is in a yodeling club, and do you spend too much time trying to find something to watch for background noise? What are some things drunk people say, and what are the most overrated movies of all time? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

The Life Of A Comic With AJ Wilkerson & Jake Ruble Jul 20, 2022

On this week's episode, we have an absolute blast talking with two excellent stand up comedians, @AJ Wilkerson Comedy and @Jake Ruble . These guys are absolutely hilarious, and they share their experiences from the road. Get ready to hear some fun facts you did not know about stand up comedy, and the fun stories that happen when you are on the road. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

She Calls Me Dad, Not Daddy & Favorite Tom Hanks Movies Jul 13, 2022

On this week's episode, Dan "The Man" is here and the show actually has fans that travel to see them. Joey Chestnut some protesters in their place, and Zach Wilson is throwing bombs and banging moms. Is she still a 10 if she calls you dad instead of daddy, and do you make her ass when she's doing something in the kitchen? Are courtesy flushes overrated or underrated, and what do you think when you look at the kids today? What are some strange side effects people have after they get struck by lightning, and what are your favorite Tom Hanks movie? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Medical Side Effects & Impromtu Special Guests Jul 06, 2022

On this week's episode, we hope all of you had a happy and safe 4th of July, and Derek tells us about his vacation. Happy Bobby Bonilla day, and Rob Manfred has to have a press conference to tell everyone that he is not trying to ruin baseball. Freddie Freeman fires his agent after finding out he did not disclose Atlanta's final offer, and a very awesome Brave's fan drops in to tell everyone how he feels about it. Is she still a 10 if she has a very deep voice, and did Old Yeller make you cry? Is shooting Tannerite overrated or underrated, and what should be the new US national animal in 2022? What are some compliments you get on a regular basis, and what are the worst medical side effects? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

Bad Video Feed & Favorite Arcade Games Jun 29, 2022

On this week's episode, Fred is back, and Jeremy has a bad experience at a comedy show. the Colorado Avalanche win the Stanley Cup, and Ole Miss wins the College World Series. Would you change your rating on a girl who constantly farts around you, and are nude beaches overrated or underrated? What are some rejected characters for Sesame Street, and what are your favorite arcade games of all time? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

Caddy Races & Favorite Sci-Fi Movies Jun 22, 2022

On this week's episode, Steve Peters is back, and Scotty goes to a golf tournament. The Colorado Avalanche lead 2-1, and the farewell tour for Albert Pujols has finally begun. Is she still a 9 if she takes selfies with "duckface", and do you lie to your doctor when they ask you how often you drink? are Disney themed parties overrated or underrated, and what are some rejected WNBA team names? What are your favorite Sci-Fi movies and could you poop out a basketball? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

The Live Show Announcement & Favorite Appetizers Jun 15, 2022

On this week's episode, Scotty wears his Top Gun, douchebag sunglasses, and we give you the updates on the live show in Wichita on October 22nd 2022. @Bellerosecosplay has some history with Jeremy, and Robinson Cano looks like SpongeBob SquarePants. What "irks" do girls give guys, and do you play a mean "air-guitar?" Is stretching before sex overrated or underrated, and what is the dumbest way to die? What are your favorite appetizers, and would you let your spouse post a 1-10 rating of your sexual performance on social media every time you perform? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

The Kansas Wind & Cancelled TV Shows Jun 08, 2022

On this week's episode, Derek is back with one hell of a lake story, and Scotty finds good fried rice. The XFL is getting sued for copyright infringement, and it may be the biggest joke on this week's show. Would you be OK with your spouse pooping in front of you, and do you actually eat leftovers from the restaurant? Is trying to light a fart on fire overrated or underrated, and what group of people get next month? What are the best TV shows that were cancelled, and would you want to get mooned everywhere you went? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

Taking Off Your Shirt To Poop & Drunk Food Jun 01, 2022

On this week's episode, JP is back and Jeremy has too many things to review. Is Patrick Mahomes is having another kid with that crazy wife of his, and is Aaron Donald really retiring? Are you OK with getting a tattoo of your spouse's name on your body, and is getting completely naked to poop overrated or underrated? What products should not be advertised in a sexy way, and what are some inappropriate times to read a book? What are your go-to drunk foods, and would you let your spouse read to you while pooping? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Battlecorn Care Packages & Dark Humor May 25, 2022

On this week's episode, Derek is back, and Jeremy addresses his "Make-A-Wish" joke by helping us promote our new friends at battlecorncarepackages.com. Please check them out, and help them in any way you can. Yadier Molina gets pitches and gets shelled, and Dwayne Haskins had alcohol and drugs in his system when he got hit by that truck. How many times do you push the button on an elevator, and is "nut tapping" your friend overrated or underrated? What are some awesome celebrity porn star names, and did we catch a serial shitter? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Stupid People Causing Road Rage May 18, 2022

On this week's episode, J.P. is back, and apparently getting ready to be homeless. Aussies start their NFL fantasy football drafts way too early, and no new info on the infamous poop. Get amazing savings on your Wichita Force tickets, and the Cincinnati Reds can't win a game with a no hitter! Do you speed up to pass the person who cut you off just to see how stupid they look, and are handicapped athletes overrated? What things make you have road rage, and would you rather lose a "no-hitter" or get stuck driving behind a person doing all of the things that give you road rage? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

TV Show Dads & The Fecal Crime Unit May 11, 2022

On this week's episode, Derek, got to see a worthless art show in Kansas City, and Jeremy was involved in a poop crime. Are we ready for automatic balls and strikes, and maybe the safety nets at baseball games aren't such a bad idea after all. Do you have the balls to tell your wife to calm down during an argument, and is having to change your password every 3 months overrated or underrated? What would be the worst thing in your dating app bio, and who were the best TV show dads of all time? Would you be part of the fecal crime unit, or stake out a Sherwin-Williams and literally watch paint dry? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

McRibs & Tornaders May 04, 2022

On this week's episode, Steve Peters is back, and tornadoes are kind of a thing in Kansas. Johnny Depp and Amber Heard's trial is entertaining, and The Laughing On The Sidelines Live is probably going to happen. The NFL draft was kind of a dud, and DeAndre Hopkins is suspended for 6 games for testing positive for Performing Enhancing Drugs. Can you remember movie quotes word-for-word and use them throughout the day when they apply, and are "MILFS" overrated or underrated? what would your rough sex safe word be, and what are your favorite fast food items? Would you rather have a partner having a casual conversation during sex or a partner that doesn't make a sound? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Wolves Playing Baseball & One Hit Wonders Apr 27, 2022

On this week's episode, Derek did lots of baseball, we are thinking of doing a live Laughing On The Sidelines podcast in Wichita, KS! Deebo Samuel asks to be traded, and baseball needs a league with wolves. Some kid get leveled after hitting a home run, and Angel Hernandez is an awful umpire. Do you shake it more than 2 times when peeing, and is answering your front door naked overrated or underrated? Which Dr. Seuss book would be a terrible porn parody, and what are your favorite "one hit wonders?" Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Things All Women Do & The Worst Ways To Die Apr 20, 2022

On this week's episode, Jesus has risen, and "munting" is now as much a part of this show as stinky wrists. A new football league has started a regular season, and no one is betting that they finish it. Joey Vote likes TikTok, and Ichiro has set the bar for ceremonial first pitches. What are some things all women do, and is getting Siri to say cuss words overrated or underrated? Scotty makes Jeremy laugh, and Derek was people to snort him after he dies. What would be the worst way to die, and what would be the worst notification tone ever? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing =, assholes.

Peacock Noises & Awful Piñatas Apr 13, 2022

On this week's episode, there is a new entry video, and opening week for our home team kinda sucked! Dwayne Haskins gets hit by a dump truck because he doesn't look both ways, and Tiger completes the Master 6 over. The Lakers are going to miss the playoffs with a "superteam," and the 2022 MLB regular season has kicked off. Please stop saying a player is on pace for anything, because no one cares. Is the "cheese and blowjobs" joke overrated or underrated, and do you sniff fingers after you scratch your balls? What are some terrible things to be in a piñata, and could you watch the premier of "Good Will Munting?" Enjoy another episode and keep on laughing, assholes!

Things All Guys Do & Our Favorite Board Games Apr 06, 2022

On this week's episode, Derek & Scotty are gearing up for Minor League baseball, and Jeremy might be able to throw out a first pitch at a Wind Surge game. Wrestlemania 38 happened, and we will not talk about the basketball game that didn't actually happen. Albert Pujols files for divorce days after his wife has a successful brain tumor removal surgery, and Major League Baseball is using technology to combat stealing signs. Do all men do some disgusting things, and are women who take a lot of selfies overrated? Jeremy gives the funniest "Bad Advice" of all time, and where is the worst place to have sex? What are your favorite board games of all time, and would you show up to a diversity training meeting in "black face?" Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

Slapped At The Oscars & Punishing People Who Can't Park Mar 30, 2022

On this week's episode, Derek tells about his trip to Letterkenny Live, and Jeremy almost died. Will Smith makes the hell out of Chris Rock at the Oscars, and what do Jeremy and Derek think of the exchange? Albert Pujols returns to St. Louis, and the Final Four for March Madness is set. Is sex in the shower overrated, and what is the best way to punish people who suck at parking? What are the worst jobs in the U.S., and could you cat the power at a bar with 5 seconds left to go in the championship game? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Child Beauty Pageants & Urban Dictionary Sex Moves Mar 23, 2022

On this week's episode, Derek and Scotty go on a date, and Jeremy didn't get to watch the first round of March Madness because of his cable company. Saint Peters destroyed everyone's bracket this year, and Gonzaga has not looked like the #1 team after their last 2 games. Freddie Freeman goes to the Dodgers, and Carlos Correa goes to the Twins. Rosters are also moving around in the NFL, and the AFC west is the best division in the NFL. What will come of Baker Mayfield, and will the Packers win their Division if Aaron Rodgers has nobody to throw to? Are child beauty pageants underrated, and what is something people do at work that drives you f**king crazy? What are the best Urban Dictionary "sex moves," and would you referee a roller derby with blind skaters? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

Sh*t White People Do & Onlyhands.com Mar 16, 2022

On this week's episode, don't trust a fart, and are there more wheels or doors on earth? The MLB lockout is finally over, and players are starting to find new homes on new teams. KU gets a number 1 seed again, and Jeremy bids farewell to K-States head basketball coach, Bruce Weber. Patrick Mahomes gets married to Brittany Matthews by gunpoint, and Tom Brady is pulling a Brett Favre. Are monkeys throwing poop overrated or underrated, and what kills about 450 people every year in the US? What are some things white people do, and would you want to give up the first hit to a female in the MLB? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Back From Vacation & Favorite Jim Carrey Movies Mar 09, 2022

On this week's episode, Scotty goes snowboarding and unfortunately survives, and Derek has an adventure. Former UFC Heavyweight champion, Cain Velasquez, gets arrested for attempted murder, and Charles Barkley roasts Aaron Rodgers. The last game for Coach K in Cameron Indoor Stadium was a little lackluster, and Rob Manfred needs to be fired immediately. is "road head" overrated or underrated, and what gets better with age? Jeremy gives some more bad advise, and what are your favorite Jim Carrey movies? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

The Greatest Podcast Episode Of All Time Mar 02, 2022

It's been over 3 years, and more than 170 episodes since we have been able to take a "weak week" off, and relax without a new podcast episode. While we know this is heartbreaking to most of you, Scotty took the time to put some of the funniest clips and jokes into one full episode of hilarity. Sp, while we take some much needed time off, enjoy some of the most hilarious parts of our show over the last 3 years. Enjoy the greatest podcast episode of all time, and keep laughing, assholes!

Terrible Places To Pick up Chicks Feb 23, 2022

On this week's episode, Scotty and Jeremy are joined by an aspiring, young comedian, Adam Cook. The NBA apparently had an All-Star game that nobody watched, and Michigan basketball head coach, Juwan Howard throws a punch at a Wisconsin basketball assistant. Where will some of the big name quarterbacks in the NFL be playing next year, and did Patrick Mahomes really have a "sit-down" with his family? is having 2 Christmases overrated or underrated, and what is the whitest thing ever? Where are the worst places to meet women, and would you get a "blumpkin" from an overweight woman, or take a risk with a glory hole? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Super Bowl LIV & Upside-Down Loose Change Feb 16, 2022

On this week's episode, Scotty, Derek, and Jeremy are recovering from a Super Bowl LVI party over the weekend. The MLB Lockout continues with negotiations going nowhere, and Trevor Bauer won't face criminal charges and may return to baseball IF they have a season. Adrian Peterson, on the other hand, gets arrested on felony charges again after a domestic violence charge while on a plane at LAX. Snoop Dog hits a blunt before his performance at the Super Bowl halftime show, and 50 Cent hangs upside down during his performance. Is a mime having a stroke overrated or underrated, and what are some strange things to find in a prison gift shop? Hope you enjoy the "Criminal Athletes Draft" , and Jeremy gives more bad advice. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

Best U.S. City Names & Leggings Aren't For Everybody Feb 09, 2022

On this week's episode, Derek answers the phone at work, and Scotty's wife loses money playing craps at an alarming rate. The opening ceremony for the 2022 Winter Olympics is kind of racist, and Tom Brady officially retires from the NFL. Alvin Kamara gets arrested for charging batteries, and the Washing Football Team replace their name with something even worse. How shitty was the 2022 Pro Bowl, and are women who wear leggings overrated or underrated? How about a draft for the best city names, and do you like getting hit on by the elderly? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Annoying Family Members & Awful Instruments Feb 02, 2022

On this week's episode, There are a few coaching changes, and Tom Brady has finally retired after 22 seasons in the NFL. The San Fransisco 49ers blow it in the 4th quarter agains the L.A. Rams, and we are finally done seeing Jackson Mahomes and Brittany Matthews do happy TikTok videos for a while after the Chiefs blow it against the Bengals in Arrowhead. The Bengals are going to the Super Bowl baby!!! Will Jimmy G. be the starting quarterback for the 49ers next season, and is Joe Burrow the next Tom Brady? How much are you enjoying Bad Advice with Jeremy, and are Child Protective Services overrated or underrated? What are some lines you won't hear in an adult film, and what is the worst action movie? We draft the worst musical instruments of all time, and a "spanking the monkey" Shitty Situation. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

The Best Rap Songs & Bad Names For Dogs Jan 26, 2022

On this week's episode, Meatloaf died, and the MLB Hall of Fame will be without the all-time Home Run leader, all-time Cy Young Award winner, and the all-time hit leader. A Dallas Cowboy fan gets caught with his side-chick on national television, and Sean Payton calls it quits with the Saints. We all may have witnessed the most entertaining weekend of NFL football of all time, and is this Tom Brady's last season in the NFL? Why would you turn your underwear inside-out, and are videos of fan meltdowns overrated or underrated? If your alarm clock made a sound that would wake you up immediately, what would it be, and what are your favorite rap songs of all time? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Flash In The Pan Athletes & Weiner Pics Jan 19, 2022

On this week's episode, Derek is back after having Covid-19 for the 2nd time, and everyone is pleased that Scotty fell down the stairs. Derek finally gives his take on the firing of Matt Naggy and Ryan Pace, and Malik McDowell gets arrested for being naked at a learning center. Ryan Fitzpatrick is such a bro, and the Dallas Cowboys may be the most talented team that always finds a way to lose. Can Joe Burrow and the Bengals upset Derrick Henry and the Titans this weekend, and do the Bills finally pass the Chiefs to an AFC championship game? Are foot fetishes overrated, and what is the best thing about being a man? Who are some athletes that first appeared to have tons of potential, but fell well below their projections, and would you send a dick pic to all of the contacts in your phone or take the troth slide? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

The Most Annoying Kid Shows Jan 12, 2022

On this week's episode, traveling comedian, Steve Peters makes an appearance, Scotty brags more about his new belt, and Jeremy got kicked out of a casino. Matt Naggy and Ryan Pace are officially fired for the Chicago Bears, and The Raiders' kicker, Daniel Carlson should have shanked the hell out of the game-winning kick against the Chargers. Tom Brady is the GOAT and a great friend to Gronk, and all new NFL records should have an asterisk. Are dad jokes overrated or underrated, and what are some rejected names for bras? What are the most annoying kid shows of all time, and could you watch them on loop for a week? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

The Back-To-Back Fantasy Champ Jan 05, 2022

On This week's episode, another stand up comedian, Eric Von Reicher, comes on the show, and Scotty gets another belt! Who do you got in the CFP Championship game, and how bad does Antonio Brown have CTE? Does Tom Brady still have a shot to win another Super Bowl, and is Mac Jones the new franchise quarterback in New England? Is dressing up a dog overrated or underrated, and what are some pick up lines from Star Wars characters? Lastly, what are some terrible New Years resolutions, and cup stacking is ridiculous. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

Bad Advice & 3 Years Of Laughing Dec 29, 2021

On this week's episode, we hope everyone had a great Christmas, because that's the only real Holliday. Jeremy got more wood working tools, and Scotty may still have the championship belt if he wins fantasy football next week. Everyone is still rooting for Cincinnati in the CFP, and the NFL has a week of blowouts. Naggy gets a win even though he's still on his way out of Chicago, are the Cowboys the real deal or have they just been playing shitty teams? Is throwing big rocks in the lake overrated or underrated, and what are some of your favorite moments of the show over the last 3 years? What are our favorite discontinued foods/ drinks, and would you rather jump on a bed while someone is soaking, or piss off a bunch of fisherman in the middle of a fishing tournament? Enjoy another episode, happy 3-year anniversary, and keep on laughing assholes!

Rejected Names For Santa's Reindeer Dec 22, 2021

On this week's episode, Christmas is in the air and Jake Paul is knocking out more wrestlers. The rapping twins known as "The Island Boys" are unanimously hated, and we as a society need to stop making dumbasses like them famous. Urban Meyer gets fired for kicking a kicker, and going for it on fourth down may not be a good idea all the time. Are "Dutch Ovens"" overrated or underrated, and what are some rejected names for Santa's reindeer? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

Obscure Band Names & Reality TV Shows Dec 15, 2021

On this week's episode, Derek has another great experience with a meth-head, Jeremy is officially fed up with Christmas decorations, and Scotty goes live with Justin "Danger" Nunley (link for his gofundme is in both of our TikTok bios). Apparently, truck drivers fucking love getting the honk gesture, and The Laughing On The Sidelines podcast broke the top 50 chart for podcasts on Spotify in 2021. The biggest upset in UFC history happened over the weekend, and Oklahoma got a new coach . Chris Collinsworth and Aaron Rodgers are in a Facebook Official relationship, and the Carolina Panthers have lost 11 straight games with Cam Newton as their starting QB. Which NFL head coaches will be fired at the end of this season, and will Eli Manning make the HOF? Is pornhub.com overrated or underrated, and how to blow a job interview with 1 sentence. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Stinky Twinkies & Favorite Superheroes Dec 08, 2021

On this week's episode, Scotty goes to Joe Rogan, Derek gets on the radio, and Jeremy hangs his Christmas lights. Unfortunately, Alabama makes the College Football Playoff as a 1 seed, but Cincinnati correctly makes it in as well. The MLB is in the midst of a lockout, and we hope to see a full baseball season in 2022. The Detroit Lions will not go winless in this year, and OBJ does a Call of Duty touchdown celebration. Would you like some rule changes in the NFL, and is rocking out in your vehicle as if your the lead singer overrated or underrated? What are some announcements made over Hell's PA system, and what are your favorite superheroes? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Our Favorite Infomercial Products Dec 01, 2021

On this week's episode, we congratulate the 2021 Wichita's Funniest Person winner: Derek Aalders, and @justin_danger_nunley from TikTok likes Scotty for some reason. KU loses their first college basketball game of 2021, and Lincoln Riley is moving to Southern California. LeBron James gets two fans thrown out of a basketball game for saying terrible things to him, and Kirk Cousins tries to hike the ball behind the Guard instead of the Center. The Detroit Lions will probably not win a single game in 2021, and are the Dallas Cowboys a mediocre team again this year? Is cosplaying with your spouse overrated or underrated, and what kind of vehicle fits your wife's personality? What are your favorite infomercial products, and would you actually Flex Seal a screen door on the bottom of a boat? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

A Bachelor's Thanksgiving Nov 24, 2021

On this week's episode, Derek is back, and crabby kids in public places need to be beaten. Just kidding, but we're serious. The new Cleveland Guardians sign doesn't last a day, and the MLB MVP's may not have been correct. Cam Newton returns to Carolina, and an injured Cowboys team struggles in Kansas City. Is "Black Friday" overrated or underrated, and are "one-night-stands" worth it? What word do you use instead of the word "fuck" when you're around kids, and what makes a female instantly unattractive? What are your favorite bachelor meals, and why did we do this "Shitty Situation?" Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

90's Movies Were Awesome Nov 17, 2021

On this week's episode Fred is back again, and Jeremy sells another item on Facebook Marketplace. The Carolina Panthers listened to Scotty's advice and got Cam Newton back, and week 10 in the NFL was blowout week. The Detroit Lions didn't lose, but they didn't win; and are the Kansas City Chiefs back after beat the Raiders in Las Vegas? The NFL officials are inconsistent this year, but should they be fined for making a bad call that changes the outcome of the game? Is going to the DMV overrated or underrated, and when is it a bad time to use the athletic butt-slap? What are your favorite movies from the 90's, and would you marry a person who eats their boogers? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

It's Still November, Assholes! Nov 10, 2021

On this week's episode, Frayton comes back to have some jokes, and screw the Houston Astros! Thank God the Atlanta Braves won the 2021 World Series, but the parade must not have taken very long as the Brave's double-decker bus may have been speeding. What the hell happened to the good teams in the NFL last week, should taunting be a real penalty? Are sign language translators overrated or underrated, what if welcome signs to US states were truthful? Who have the most iconic voices in the entertainment industry, and imagine listening to Christmas music all year-round? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

Assholes With Air Horns Nov 03, 2021

On this episode Jeremy is BACK! Oak Island starts their show again, and Scotty and Jeremy are excited. The Braves win the World Series while recording, and PETA can go fuck themselves. Von Miller and the Rams just won the Super Bowl, and the Chiefs aren't making the playoffs because of Karma. Are air horns overrated or underrated, and what celebrity endorsements would fail miserably? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Single Moms With Clappers In The Bedroom Oct 27, 2021

On this week's episode, Jeremy is on bye week, but Fred returns. Comedy is for everybody, but not every joke makes everybody laugh. If a joke offends you, you're doing it wrong. The World Series is here, and everyone outside of Houston is rooting for the Braves except Derek. The 600th Tom Brady touchdown ball is really valuable, and who would have given it back? Are single moms overrated or underrated, and what are some inappropriate times to use baby talk? Would you rather streak through a prison, or date a single mom who loves NASCAR? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Baking Cakes For New Neighbors Oct 20, 2021

On this week's episode Scotty hates trains and practically no one cares about the WNBA. October baseball continues, and there is a little bit of drams for the quarterback situation in Oklahoma is very weird. The Detroit Lions are really terrible, and the Titans surprise everyone by beating the Bills. Are Cowboy fans the most annoying fans in the world, and Kyler Murray is on fire. Who rides on motorized suitcases, and racist parrots are assholes. What are your least favorite foods, and sex offenders are baking cakes. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Centaur Paintings & Annoying Celebrities Oct 13, 2021

On This week's episode, Derek FINALLY gave his wife the surprise anniversary gift! Scotty has a birthday, and no one cares. The Atlanta Braves move on to the NLCS, Chipper Jones can't catch. John Gruden is seriously fucked, but what is our take on that situation considering our comedic status? Derek and Scotty make a bet on the next Detroit Lions game, and is skinny dipping overrated or underrated? If you were God, what would be the 8th deadly sin, and what do you think about Latino Soccer announcers? Enjoy another episode ,and keep on laughing assholes!

Selling Doors Door-To-Door Oct 06, 2021

On this week's episode, Scotty learns to read, and Jeremy sells his lawnmower. We now have more listeners in Texas, Illinois, California, and Ohio than Kansas, and we're from fucking Kansas!!! October baseball is the best time of the year, and do the Bears fire Matt Nagy by week 8? Is fantasy football overrated or underrated, and when is it unwise to tell your spouse "I don't care?" Would you sell doors door-to-door, and what are cows thinking while being milked? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

Put Up Your F***ing Shopping Cart! Sep 29, 2021

On this week's episode, Vicky hosts the show for five minutes, and Derek and Jeremy love it. Jeremy gets a lawn mower with some "horse power", and St. Louis has clinched the Wild Card spot after winning 17 straight games. Justin Tucker kicks field goals longer than the yardage for the entire Chicago Bears offense, and are the Carolina Panthers "real shit, or horse shit?" what is the acceptable amount of time to take a poop break at work, and are urination shivers real things? What are our biggest pet peeves, and put up your fucking shopping carts! Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

Horse Talk & SNL Characters Sep 22, 2021

On this episode, Derek brings horse talk and and a blow up doll, we almost get parma-banned on TikTok. The race for the Wild Card spots in the 2021 MLB Playoffs are heating up, and week 2 in the NFL may have surprised some people. Are the Broncos actually good this season, and is "going commando" overrated or underrated? What is something your partner does that drives you fucking crazy, and who are your favorite SNL characters of all time? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Red Rover, Red Rover, Send Week 1 Right Over Sep 15, 2021

On this week's episode, Derek returns, and Scotty forgets his wedding anniversary. Derek Jeter is inducted to the Baseball Hall Of Fame, and Max Scherzer has surpassed 3,000 strikeouts. NFL season has officially started, and week 1 was a dandy. Aaron Rodgers gets owned, and Derek is thrilled. Is Britney Spears overrated or underrated, and what are some rejected cereal brand names. What are some alternatives to use instead of lube, and the newest event in the Elderly Olympics is ___________? Lastly, we draft our favorite childhood playground games. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

Unicycles Should Have Ejector Seats Sep 08, 2021

On this week's episode, Derek is away watching baseball, so one of the best local comedians, Biggs sits in and has a little fun. We had our fantasy football draft, and Scotty showed up with his belt, t-shirt, and positive attitude, while everyone else in the league rolled their eyes. The Bishop Sycamore scandal is fucking hilarious, and Cam Newton gets CUT! Is Nickelback overrated or underrated, and shouldn't unicycles have an ejector seat? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Horrible Car Features From "Pimp My Ride" Sep 01, 2021

On this week's episode, Jeremy and Derek start the "Horse Talk Podcast" , and Scotty got another t-shirt. Derek has a snake on his Ring doorbell, and Jeremy had a smooth transaction on Facebook Marketplace. Cam Newton has been released by the New England Patriots, and we had no idea because we recorded this episode on Monday. Javy Baez boos fans in retaliation from the fans booing the Mets, and are New Era hats Overrated or Underrated? What are some rejected car features, and who are your favorite serial killers? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

Milk Crate Fails & Bouncy Houses Aug 26, 2021

On this week's one-day late episode, JP returns, and the gay jokes never end. People are hilariously falling off of a pyramid of milk crates, and blind people in the 2020 Paralympic Games have a hilarious sport. The is a lot of drama in the rosters of many NFL teams going into the 3rd week of preseason football, and fans are fighting in the stands. Are bouncy houses overrated or underrated, and what are some common things said in Santa's workshop? It's better late than never. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

Favorite U.S. Cities Draft Aug 18, 2021

On this week's episode, Derek has an unexpected visitor at his house, and Jeremy tries to sell his old truck. "TRY IT NOW!" Scotty hates the Little Leagues World Series, and should there be a "Mercy Rule" in the MLB? NFL Preseason Week 1 is in the books, and OJ Simpson avoids going to Los Angeles out of fear of running into his ex-wife's killer. Is sweet tea overrated or underrated, and what is another name for "Netflix and chill?" What are some of your favorite U.S. cities, and how much would you hate to drive a car that only goes 20 mph? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

Blow Up Dolls Named Vicky Aug 11, 2021

On this week's episode, Scotty is the conductor on "The Funny Train," if you're aspiring to do stand-up in a small town, move. The 2020 Olympics are finally over, and the United States won. Period. The ball girl for the Los Angeles Dodgers tackles a fan who ran onto the field in the middle of a game, and Steph Curry and Josh Allen sign huge contracts. The Pro Football Hall Of Fame finally inducted Peyton Manning, and the NFL preseason has started with a Cowboy's loss. Is Vicky the blow up doll overrated or underrated, and what are some bad times to take off your pants? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Cubs Fire Sale & Mental Toughness Aug 04, 2021

On this week's episode, Derek is back from Disney World, Scotty goes back to high school, and Jeremy talks table saws. Russell Westbrook is going to the Lakers, and Lonzo Ball signs with the Bulls. Carson Wentz in already injured, and the Chicago Cubs have literally traded everyone. Does Simone Biles have a mental toughness problem, and are Girl Scout cookies overrated or underrated? What music should be played at a sperm bank, and what are the worst WWE / WCW finishing moves of all time? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

Hobbyhorsing Around Jul 28, 2021

On this week's episode, Scotty and Jeremy celebrate Derek's absence by bringing on another awesome comedian, JP. We're finally unblocked on TikTok (for now), and JP comes out of the closet. Gay jokes are flying off the shelves in this episode; believe me. Aaron Rodgers returns will play for Green Bay, and the conference craziness in the NCAA are going nuts with Oklahoma and Texas leaving the Big XII. The 2020 Olympics have stupid events, but Hobbyhorsing is being proposed by a bunch of crazy people for 2024. Is NASCAR overrated or underrated, and who would be in your perfect concert? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

Favorite WWE/ WCW Signature Moves Draft Jul 21, 2021

On this week's episode, we are blocked again on TikTok, and the Milwaukee Bucks have won the NBA Finals. The TBT has a pretty cool way to end a basketball game, and why in the hell did they make Space Jam 2? A Yankees fan is banned from all MLB stadiums for life, and is "Jackass" overrated or underrated? Lastly, what are some of your favorite WWE or WCW signature moves of all-time? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

Hot Reporters & Brand Loyalty Towards Elevators Jul 14, 2021

On this week's episode Derek stares at shot girl and freaks her out, , and Conor McGregor breaks his ankle. A transgender woman is lifting weights, Team USA gets worked by Nigeria. Duct Tape is underrated, and so are fake boobs. Enjoy another episode and keep on laughing, assholes!

Fireworks And Fuckery Jul 07, 2021

On this week's Independence Day special episode, Bill Cosby is out of jail, and Brett Phillips is hilarious. The NBA Finals may not actually suck this year, and Trevor Bauer is in a little bit of trouble off of the field. Things you wish your spouse would start saying more often, and is "doggy-style" overrated or underrated? Finally, would you eat a pizza with pineapple or ranch dressing? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Dr. Seuss Break Up Lines Jun 30, 2021

On this week's episode, Derek is back after visiting the Auschwitz Exhibit in Kansas City, and Jeremy and Scotty celebrate David "The Caveman" Rickels' win over the weekend. Fantasy football should not be drafted in June, and we experience the first week of "Foreign Substance Inspections" in the MLB, and if there is a fly ball, please call for it! Are selfies with overseas orphans overrated or underrated, and Dr. Seuss break up lines. We have the "Best Sequels Draft" and another shitty situation that is way too inappropriate "Shitty Situation." Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

David "The Caveman" Rickels Is Back! Jun 23, 2021

On this week's episode, David "The Caveman" Rickels is back to promote his fight on June 26th at Hartman Arena in Wichita, KS. Happy Pride Month to all of you out there, but you are going get some jokes. Are yoga pants overrated or underrated, and the office is always in the background when having sex. Whats something you should never say to defuse a hostage situation, and Viagra or too much laxative before a fight? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

"The Favorite Villains Draft" Jun 16, 2021

On this week's episode, Jeremy spends quality time with his father-in-law, and Derek goes to Chicago. LeBron is changing his jersey number, and no one really cares. Cubs fans make a gigantic cup snake, and years ago, Randy Johnson plays a hilarious prank on a bird. Are roller coasters overrated, and is "The Goonies" a terrible movie? What are some of your favorite movie villains, and how much do you dislike Logan and Jake Paul? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

"Foreign Substances & Baseballs" Jun 09, 2021

On this week's episode, Derek returns and tells us about some bad ideas for trivia questions. Julio Jones Makes a lateral move to the Titans, and Pitchers are loading the baseball with foreign substances. Is Will Ferrell overrated or underrated, and is it cool that TikTok allows people to steal our content? Big boobs might be overrated, and we draft our favorite gameshows. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

The Best Disney Songs Draft Jun 02, 2021

On this week's episode, Fred comes into fill in while Derek is gone. Scotty really loved the "Friends Reunion", and Texas loves us! The Fast and Furious is coming out with a 9th stupid movie, and Manscape.com still loves us! We saw one of the worst plays in baseball history last week, but strip clubs are definitely overrated. Name a super power that a super hero would not be proud of, and what is the best thing the internet has given to us? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

LeBron "The Flop King" James May 26, 2021

On this week's episode, THE EPISODE DOESN'T F**KING SKIP! Sorry about that. Phil Mickelson is the oldest person to ever win a PGA Major Championship, and LeBron James is a flop king. Julio Jones is not going to be an Atlanta Falcon, and "No-Hitters" are reoccurring in the MLB this year. Is 69ing overrated, and baby names that set your child up for failure. We have the white trash stereotypes and who would you want your cellmate to be? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

Derek Is Back! & Athlete Nicknames May 19, 2021

Derek is back this week and he tells us where he has been and what he has been doing. Jeremy and Scotty went to a baseball game together and Jeremy got VIP parking by mistake. Derek likes the Bears draft picks now, and Albert Pujols is a Dodger? Overrated or Underrated is a hit, and what is the dumbest thing you can buy in bulk? What are the best athlete nicknames, and Angel Hernandez is f*cking awful at his job. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Windy, The Diabetic Pegasus May 12, 2021

On this week's episode, "Ginger Crush" Steve Peters stops by, and Manscaped has come out with "The Lawnmower 4.0." The New York Rangers and Washington Capitals immediately throw down after the puck drops, and the Wichita Wind Surge have a ridiculous looking mascot. Tim Teebow is back in the NFL, and Yankee fans really don't like Jose Altuve. Ritz crackers are underrated and what would a cat do if it had human hands? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

May The 4th Be In You May 05, 2021

On This week's episode, Fred is back again as Derek is working late again. There are new rules in baseball, and the 2021 NFL Draft was hilarious! Is Star Wars overrated or underrated, and if your dog could talk, what would he say? Would you rather run 2 miles or drive 4 hours, and may the 4th be in you. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

The McRib Is Overrated! Apr 28, 2021

On this week's episode, Derek is gone again, but Scotty's brother joins the group and joins in on giving Scotty as much shit as he possibly can. Chris Weidman breaks his leg, and David Rickels is going to fight again in Wichita! Madison Bumgarner throws a no-hitter that he won't get credit for, and Trevor Bauer and Fernando Tatis Jr. go viral! The McRib is overrated, but we all already knew that! What do you think Canada leads the world in, and t stiff-armed by Stevie Wonder. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

No Shoes, 1 Sock, & A Long John Silver's Hat Apr 21, 2021

On This week's episode, Derek is back for his assignment, and tells his experience at the Kansas City Royals' game. The New York Yankees are dead last in the American League, and the last time they were in this position, they won the World Series. Jeremy wakes up after a long night with a pirate hat on, and bacon is overrated. If you are young and love this show, we are not your damn parents, and Rejected Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors. Enjoy another episode, and keep laughing, assholes.

The Thriller & Horror Movie Draft Apr 14, 2021

On this week's episode, Derek is at a Kansas City Royals' game, so we have another stand up comedian named Meghan Welch stop by to have a laugh. The new "Mighty Ducks" Disney Plus series is shit, and Zack Greinke throws an Ephus pitch again. We introduce a new segment, and answer a few more questions. Lastly, what are your favorite horror movies? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

Baseball Is Back, Baby! Apr 07, 2021

On this week's episode, Derek's birthday is coming up, and Scotty buys too much shit on MLB.com. Sam Darnold gets traded to the Carolina Panthers, and Aaron Rodgers gets trolled on Jeopardy. Baylor gets through Houston and Gonzaga to win the National Championship, and Shohei Ohtani is a stud. Angel fans throw garbage cans onto the field when they play the Astros, and the Texas Rangers sell out the first public event since COVID. Would you have Michael J. Fox shave your nuts, or live in a home with modern art? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Favorite Boxers of All Time Draft Mar 31, 2021

On this week's episode, the guys let loose a little bit and try to have a little bit more fun. Scotty wants to buy an arcade cabinet, and Jeremy finally got a PS5. Mansacped.com gets a little bit longer read, and the NFL season has been extended to a 17-game season. No one gives a shit about the Women's NCAA Tournament, and baseball may not actually start on April fools Day. We now have a Final Four in the men's NCAA Tournament, and printers are always in the background of an adult film. Lastly, would you rather get shot at with a paint ball gun while playing corn hole, or have an adult film company use your house and not clean up? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Brackets Are Busted Mar 24, 2021

On this week's episode, The guys learned a lot about cornhole with the guys from the "Guns Blazin'" Podcast, and March Madness kicks off with a ton of surprises. Deshaun Watson is in some serious trouble, and the Los Angeles Dodgers are trolling the Boston Redsox by purchasing an add on a billboard. 20 years ago, Randy Johnson exploded a bird with a fastball, and April fools day is "Opening Day!" Kansas University gets beat by 34 points, and the guys truly enjoyed it! Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

March Madness 2021 Mar 17, 2021

On This week's episode, Scotty sees the start of a 3-some at a bar, Jeremy buys more tools, and Derek drinks a lot. There will finally be a baseball game played in the new Riverfront Stadium in Wichita, but it will not be the Wichita Wind Surge. There are a lot of moves happening in the NFL as Andy Dalton signs with the Chicago Bears, and Derek is absolutely thrilled (sarcasm). What are some skills that should be tested during the NFL combine, and name a title for sports-themed porno movie? Would you rather piss nails, or shit bricks? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

Nostalgic Toy Draft Mar 10, 2021

On this week's episode, people are putting diesel engines in Mustangs, Jeremy has another project, and Derek and Scotty both have Playstation 5s. Les Miles is no longer the coach of the Kansas University football team, and "Opening Day" will have fans in the stands! No Duke and No Kentucky in this year's "March Madness" (most likely), and Dan Prescott finally signs a contract with the Dallas Cowboys. How much would it suck to date a magician, and tell me you have a small pecker without telling me you have a small pecker. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

Getting Tased While Doing The Dirty Mar 03, 2021

On this week's episode, Derek "Rick Rolls" his wife and she gets pissed, and we break the 100k mark on TikTok! Thank you all so much! KU beats Baylor, and Fernando Tatis Jr. signs one hell of a contract. Also J.J. Watt signs with the Cardinals so he will have the opportunity to "win a Super Bowl," and imagine getting tased while "doing the dirty." We draft our favorite Saturday Night Live alumni, and debate whether or not we would want to "spank the monkey" with sand paper. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Iconic Cars and Their Extended Warranties Feb 24, 2021

On this week's episode, Scotty is back from his vacation in perfect health, and we are getting ready to pass 100k followers on TikTok. Albert Pujols announces he will retire after 2021. Wichita State and Illinois are doing well, but K-State basketball is awful and Jeremy might not be all that upset about it. We have a long list of questions, and a draft of the most iconic pop culture vehicles. Finally, enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Favorite Video Games Of All-Time Feb 17, 2021

On this week's episode, it's freaking cold outside, and we all hope Scotty wipes out while he is on vacation. Pitchers and catchers finally report to Spring Training, and Tom Brady gets hammered after winning the Super Bowl. The Texans release JJ Watt and does Dak Prescott stay in Dallas? What are other names for "Seven Dwarfs," and name a strip club with out of shape guys? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes.

If Drill Sergeants Called You "Daddy" Feb 10, 2021

And That was an awful Super Bowl LV as the Buccaneers dominated an injured Kansas City Chiefs. Kentucky, Duke, UNC, and Kansas are officially out of the AP top 25 for the 1st time in recorded history, and Trevor Bauer is getting paid too much to go to LA. There was a streaker that might be a genius or a complete idiot, and have your boss call you "daddy," or get hammered off of salmon-tinis. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Super Bowl LV & The Half-Assed Killer Feb 03, 2021

On this week's episode, midgets throwing a javelin are hilarious. and Michael Jordan rookie cards are ridiculously expensive. Coaches in the MLB are still getting suspended for mistreating female reporters, and the St Louis Cardinals trade for Nolan Arenado. The Rams may have got the better end of the Matthew Stafford Jared Goff trade, and Aaron Rodgers was found celebrating his recent loss in the back of a pickup truck with a case of beer in his hand. Lastly, what would be your serial killer, nickname, and what would be a good name for an elderly nudist colony? Enjoy another episod, and keep on laughing assholes!

Inappropriate Times For A Touchdown Celebration Jan 27, 2021

On this week's episode, Jeremy, Derek, and Scotty are all back! Scotty gets the shit scared out of him trying to watch the UFC fight, not a single player makes the MLB Hall Of Fame in 2021, and quarterbacks like Stafford, Watson, and even Aaron Rodgers may be on the move in the offseason. Name a time when a touchdown celebration is not appropriate, and bizarre Guinness Book Of World Records. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

The Cereal Draft Jan 20, 2021

On this week's episode, Jeremy Rush steps in for Jeremy Joseph while he recovers from his torn rectum. The Mets fire their GM for. sending. dirty texts to a female reporter, and Duke, UNC, and Kentucky are out of the AP Top 25 for the first time since 1961. Patrick Mahomes is in the "Concussion Protocol" after Sunday's game, and we may have seen the last NFL game for the Legend, Drew Brees. The shortest books of all time make an appearance, and rejected names for tampons. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Buying Belts & Derek Returns Jan 13, 2021

This week, Scotty finally gets his championship belt, and Jeremy & Derek make fun of him for it. The MLB season is on schedule and will play the full 162 game season, and Alabama wins again. Mitch Trubisky wins the Nickelodeon Player of the Game... even though, he didn't win. Lose your taste and smell, or have irritable bowel syndrome? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

The Favorite Cartoons Draft Jan 06, 2021

This week, the guys have another guest as Derek still recovers from COVID, stand up comedian, Dan "The Man," drops by to have a couple laughs. 2020 is over, and the College Football Playoff Championship is set with Ohio State and Alabama. A brawl breaks out with Tulsa and Mississippi State, and the NFL Playoffs are finally here this weekend. What things should have an elector seat, and strange titles for for a celebrity biography. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

Kamara & 6!!! Touchdowns Dec 30, 2020

On this week's episode we have a guest, Esteban Peteros, and he has a huge gambling problem! Scooter has won the League Fantasy Football Championship and he won't shut up about it! Alvin Kamara rushes for 6 touchdowns, Dwayne Haskins gets released by the Washington Football Team, and the New York Jets are the dumbest NFL football team on the face of the earth! MANSCAPED.COM makes one hell of a product to shave your balls, and Samuel L Jackson has way too many movies! Enjoy another episode and keep on laughing assholes!!!!

The Christmas Movie Draft Dec 23, 2020

Merry Christmas everyone! On This week's episode, The guys make fun of Derek losing his fantasy football game by less than a point, while Scooter McTwatwaffle is in the championship! The show has Manscaped as a sponsor, and they may regret it very soon. Use the promo code SIDELINES at MANSCAPED.COM to get 20% off your order and free shipping! Anyways, New England Does not make the playoffs, Pittsburgh can't find their offense, and the New York Jets won a f*cking football game! What are your favorite Christmas Movies, and Christmas carolers singing WAP. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Drunk Girls Singing Karaoke Dec 16, 2020

This week, TikTok has blocked the guys from going live, and they don't give a shit. Find them going live on YouTube instead, and check out the new Fangerbang t-shirt. K-State loses to a Division 2 team, and there will no longer be Chief Wahoo. The New England Patriots loose 7 times in a season for the first time since 2002, and the Chicago Bears find new life by beating the hell out of the Houston Texans. The Ravens win an amazing game against the Cleveland Browns, and would Derek rather see Aaron Rodgers win a Super Bowl, or watch the KU Jayhawks win a national championship? Finally, drunk women singing karaoke might be the worst punishment of all time. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes.

Circus Peanuts & Bad Booze Dec 09, 2020

On this week's episode, a high school football player takes out a referee, and Floyd "Money" Mayweather is set to box Jake Paul, and we don't know who to root for. The Chicago Bears need to fire some members of the coaching staff, and the NY Jets did just that. Holy shit! The Cleveland Browns are 9-3, and we may not have the Patriots in the NFL playoffs this year. Jalen Hurts will will be the starting quarterback for the Eagles this week, and who will get the 1st round bye; the Chiefs or the Steelers? Finally, the guys draft their least favorite types of booze and Jeremy hates Circus Peanuts. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

The Most Unbreakable Sports Records Dec 02, 2020

Episode 102: This week, Scotty and Jeremy relive the aftermath of last week's episode, and Scotty tells about a funny Black Friday story. The Vine celebrity, Jake Paul, KO's an ex NBA player, and nobody should have bought the Tyson VS Roy Jones Jr. PPV. Sarah Fuller may be able to kick a soccer ball, but sucks at kicking a football, and Tyreek Hill and Derrick Henry have amazing Week 12's. Finally, the guys draft the most unbreakable sports records of all time, and it would suck to be fat and beat by a girl. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes.

The One Chip Challenge & The Lil' Nitro Nov 25, 2020

On This week's episode, the NBA had a draft that nobody watched, and NCAA Basketball is finally here! Mike Tyson is getting ready to fight Roy Jones Jr, and it may be closer than you think. The NFC West is loaded with excellent football teams, and the NFC "Least" is absolute shit! The guys draft their "Favorite Individual Sports Performances," and end with the "Shittiest Situation" they have ever had on the show: "The One Chip Challenge" and The Lil' Nitro. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Episode 100 Nov 18, 2020

100 Episodes are in the books, and all 3 of the guys are finally back together to celebrate. Big resignations this week from Derek's and Scotty's favorite teams, and Nick Chubb screws up Las Vegas by running out-of-bounds. The "NFC Least" still sucks, and the Dolphins have won 5 straight games! Kyler Murray spoils the Bills hopes with a "Hail Murray," and what famous movie scene do wish was performed drunk? We have another draft, and another #shittysituation, but a really thank you to all of you listeners out there. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Best Sports Duos Of All Time Nov 11, 2020

On this week's episode, the guys have guest Matt "The Broken Back", and the Curse of Oak Island is back! The Jets are still terrible, but Cam Newton may be worse. Kyle Allen dislocates his ankle, and now the Washington Football Team are the most broken in the QB position. Russell Wilson falls to the ever-improving Buffalo Bills, and the Dallas Cowboys make it a game. What can you say to your dog, but not your wife, and what's one thing you never want your wife to say during sex? We draft "The Best Sports Duos of All Time," and we have another "Shitty Situation." Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

Our Least Favorite Halloween Treats Nov 04, 2020

On this weeks episode, Don't look up the actual stories of sports movies based on a true story! It will ruin your childhood. Daylight savings time sucks, and Scotty hits the longest drive in his life. Rob Manfred is a piece of sh*t, but we already knew that, and John Lester bought $47,000 in beer to thank Cubs fans for their support! Our kind of guy. Justin Herbert or Joe Burrow, who do you think is the rookie of the year? We draft the worst Halloween treats and candies, and people who give out healthy treats can go to hell. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes.

The Ugliest Professional Athletes Draft Oct 28, 2020

On this week's episode, Scotty and Jeremy have awesome weeks with really sh*tty weather, and the World Series comes to an end. Khabib retires from the UFC, and Odel Beckham Jr. is out for the season with a torn ACL. The Cowboys drop another game against the "Football Team", and they look like one of the worst Cowboy teams in several years. Daniel Jones trips over his own feet on an amazing run, and DK Metcaff is an absolute beast after he stops a pick-6. The are more of Jeremy's favorite segment, and another great draft of absolutely ugly professional athletes, Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes,

The 2020 World Series Oct 21, 2020

This week, the 2020 World Series has finally started! Do the Rays spoil the Dodgers' chances of buying a World Series trophy? Atlanta sports teams love to blow late leads, but the Falcons pull out a win over the Vikings after fining Dan Quinn. How bad did Cam Newton look against the Denver Broncos, and is Ryan Tannehill an elite quarterback? Arron Rodgers looked awful against the Tampa Bay Bucs, and Andy Dalton could not get the Cowboys a win over Arizona. What are your favorite sports team traditions? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep on laughing assholes.

Dak Prescott's Last Start as A Cowboy? Oct 14, 2020

On this week's episode, It's Scotty's birthday, and no one really cares. David "The Caveman" Rickels wins his debut fight in the BKFC, and it is still more impressive than the Lakers winning the NBA Finals. The Tampa Bay Rays are up 2-0 on the Astros, and The Atlanta Braves are up 2 games on the Dodgers (HELL YEAH!!!) The Chiefs get upset by the Raiders, and Ady Dalton might be the answer to Jerry Jones' prayers. What are the best individual plays of all time, and would you rather always have loud farts that didn't smell, or "silent but deadlies"? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

The Most Iconic Sports Photos Draft Oct 07, 2020

On this week's episode, the WNBA had a Finals... and literally no one cared. The real NBA have their Finals, and LeBron gets so pissed that he walks off the court with 5 seconds left in the game. The Cardinals and the Cubs both lose, and Scotty and Derek are pissed. Joe Burrow is the real deal again, and the Dallas Cowboys actually lost to the Cleveland Browns. Finally, what are the most iconic sports photos of all time and have you ever heard of "Midget Batman?" Apparently, they are making a movie. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

Would You Rather Be Mitch Trubisky or Dan Quinn? Sep 30, 2020

This week, The 2020 Major League Baseball Postseason has finally started, and we don't know anything about hockey; but the Tampa Bay Lightning won the championship or something. The LA Chargers' team doctor stabbed Tyrod Taylor, and Dak Prescott still doesn't deserve a $40M contract. Drew Brees is getting old, and Patrick Mahomes may be pretty good at football. The Bears finally bench Mitch Trubisky, and if you could make any movie into a porno, what movie would you pick? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Biggest Upsets of All Time Sep 23, 2020

This week, the guys discuss merchandise coming soon, and kidney stones. Yes, you read that correctly. The MLB playoff picture is getting clearer and the LA Dodgers seem to be the favorites. 2020 still sucks as so many NFL superstars get injured during week 2, and the damn Atlanta Falcons don't know the onside kick rules. What are the biggest upsets of all time and what movies would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical? Enjoy another hilarious episode and keep on laughing, assholes!

Football Is Back, Baby! Sep 16, 2020

This week's episode, Scotty shaves his head for a good cause (@team_jocelyn), and Jeremy gets into a fight at Lowe's! Brewer's pitcher Brent Suter falls off of the mound while pitching, and Kansas University bars fans from going to the football game (like they really had to). Now, we can finally say it: "FOOTBALL IS BACK, BABY!" Week 1 had some pleasant surprises, and imagine if volleyball players had Tourettes Syndrome! Would you rather shit your pants, or get KO'ed? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes.

Worst Uniforms of All-Time Sep 09, 2020

This week, Fantasy Football is back, and the draft was extremely anti-climactic. Nick Foles will not be the starting quarterback for the Chicago Bears, Leonard Fournette goes to Tampa Bay, and Von Miller may be out for the season! The Yankees and Red Sox both are playing terrible baseball, and listeners make some awesome comments telling Scotty that he sucks! Finally, we draft the worst sports uniforms of all time, and please don't vote for Derek. Enjoy another hysterical episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Our Favorite Stand-Up Comedians of All-Time Sep 02, 2020

This week "Jabroni" becomes a word in the dictionary, a digital fan flashes her boobs during an NBA game, and a cardboard cut-out falls off the "Green Monster!" We are just over a week away from the NFL season, and Carson Went is already hurt! The guys read more "Comments & Questions" from listeners, and debate if would rather poop their pants on purpose or "b**ch-slap" the bride's mom to get out of going to someones wedding! Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Death Diving VS Ski Jumping Aug 26, 2020

This week, the NBA Playoffs continue and no one important cares until the NBA Finals. Trevor Bauer taunts Carlos Correa with his "Free Joe Kelly" cleats, and Zach Greinke throws an "Ephus Pitch." The guys reveal some listener comments and answer some listener questions, like which sport would be best with all midgets? And. finally, would you rather Death Dive or Ski Jump? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Battle Royale With Sports Equipment and Flying Midgets Aug 19, 2020

This week, the guys make jokes about Scotty's weekend, discuss Fernando Tatis Jr. hitting a bomb with a huge lead, and The NBA Playoffs are finally here! What sport would you like to watch a meth head play, and what sport would be better with trampolines? Finally, "Battle Royale with Sports Equipment," and flying midgets. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

The Biggest Blunders In Sports Aug 12, 2020

Scotty can't hit a tee shot passed the ladies' tees and has to drop his pants for the next shot. The Braves troll Reese McGuire by playing "Beat It" and Oakland's Ramon Laureano charges the Houston Astros' dugout after getting beaned. What are some of the most ridiculous injuries in sports, and what are some of the biggest sports blunders of all-time. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

Stuck Behind A 5-Some of Seniors Aug 05, 2020

This week, the guys talk about Joe Kelly getting suspended after mocking Carlos Correa, Nolan Ryan and Robbin Ventura fought on the mound 27 years ago, and apparently the guys have been noticed on TikTok. We have extra-innings with runners on second, and now we are being sponsored by a drunk pack of cigarettes. Jeremy honks at golfers and who else gets pissed getting stuck behind a 5-some of senior golfers that walk the course? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

What Teams Do You Despise? Jul 29, 2020

This week, Derek, Jeremy, and Scotty celebrate the beginning of the 2020 baseball season, even though it probably won't last long after 14 members of the Miami Marlins test positive for COVID-19. They discuss the pitiful "first pitch" of the 2020 season by Anthony Fauci, and many other terrible "first pitches" of all time. Patrick Mahomes owns part of the Kansas City Royals, Mike Tyson is going to fight again, and make your own mascot for yourself. They draft their least favorite sports franchises and college teams and would you ever wear attire of the team you hate? Enjoy another episode and keep on laughing, assholes.

Sporting Under The Influence Jul 22, 2020

The Major League Baseball season is days away, and 3 Houston Astros have already been hit during exhibition games. Alyssa Nakken is the first woman to coach on the field at the Major League level, and Rey Mysterio Jr. allegedly lost his eye. Tyreek Hill smokes Terrell Owens in a race, and the Washington "Whatevers" have other sh*t to talk about and it has nothing to do with the new name. What sports would be hilarious if alcohol were involved, and we draft our least favorite sportscasters. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes.

The Most Hated Athletes Draft Jul 15, 2020

The Washington Redskins organization announce they are changing their name, and some dude made the best investment by buying all of the options they would choose. Lamar Jackson is going to be on the cover of Madden 21, and the curse may have been broken with Patrick Mahomes. Tyreek Hill gets "Mossed", and Bruce Smith thinks having a "penis-hand" would be a good idea. We draft the most hated athletes of all-time, and Ty Cobb didn't make the cut. Enjoy another episode and keep on laughing, assholes.

Hot Dogs are NOT Sandwiches! Jul 08, 2020

Derek and Jeremy performed stand up comedy again over the weekend, and Scotty watched "Boyz N The Hood" for the very first time. Joey Chestnut eats 75 hotdogs in 10 minutes, and we recap "Bobby Bonilla Day." Patrick Mahomes gets the largest sports contract of all-time, and Day Prescott is jealous. If you had to eat something in an eating competition, what food would you choose? Deviled eggs smell awful, and hot dogs are not sandwiches! Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

American Gladiators: Esteban, Jizztron, & Kunt Krusher Jul 01, 2020

Derek calls in because of hangover symptoms this week, so the guys have the very loud and obnoxious host of The Esteban Show, Steve Peters. Cam Newton is going to be a Patriot and Bill Belichick may not allow him to dress like a 65 year-old woman. American Gladiators was an awesome show back in the 90's, and what would your dream date be with your favorite female athlete? Lastly, draft your top 5 NFL mascots to have a "battle Royale" to the death. Who would win? enjoy another episode and keep on laughing, assholes.

"Welcome Back To Major League Baseball... Sort Of..." Jun 24, 2020

Major League Baseball is back baby! The guys discuss the news of Major League Baseball announcing a shortened season, and The Astros are still going to get fed "chin music." Dak Prescott gets franchise tagged, and it may not be a bad thing if you hate the Dallas Cowboys. There is another draft consisting of favorite sports movie characters, and have you ever accidentally taken a drink from a spitter? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

The Athletes with Hilarious Names Draft Jun 17, 2020

This week, Tom Brady gets photographed wearing a Bucs jersey for the first time and sports media is going crazy over it. Believe it or not, if you have photoshopping capabilities, you would have seen it months ago. The guys pick their top 5 quarterbacks for the upcoming NFL season, if it actually happens, and steroids may have played a part in the 1998 "Home Run Race" between Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa! I know, aren't you surprised? Hats off to terrible parents for giving their children hilarious names is this weeks draft. Enjoy another episode and keep on laughing, assholes!

A Special Message From "The Wizard" Ozzie Smith Jun 10, 2020

This week's episode, the guys review more TikTok comments from new followers and Scotty gets a special message from Hall of Famer, Ozzie Smith! The UFC is fighting on an island, and we really don't like to watch soccer. Mike Tyson is going back to wrestling, and we draft the Best WWE WCW Entrances of all time. Enjoy another episode and keep laughing assholes!

Start, Sit, Trade, Cut Jun 03, 2020

This week, we have more funny mascots suggested by fans and will we have a baseball season this year? Not only that, will we have the NFL season start on time? What are some things you would rather do than watch a NASCAR race? Joggling is really a sport and which NFL players would you start, sit, trade, and cut? Would you rather get slapped in a Russian Slap competition or wear a huge penis costume? Enjoy another episode and keep on laughing, assholes!

Best Sports Rivalries May 27, 2020

This week Scotty, Derek, and Jeremy recap the hilarious school team names from the previous episode, and share some team names suggested from @laughingonthesidelines TikTok followers, Mike Tyson may kill someone if he fight in the Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship, and Peyton Manning roasts Tom Brady during the Champions for Charity Golf Tournament, and many NBA players are pissed over the portrayal of Michael Jordan in "The Last Dance." Finally, this weeks draft is the best sports rivalries of all-time. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

The Criminals VS The Fighting Artichokes May 20, 2020

Scotty and Jeremy discuss "Facebook fights," "One Day With A Legend" draft results, and top tier quarterbacks. "The Last Dance" comes to an end, and now ESPN is out of material to put on the air again. Mike Tyson starts training again, and he still looks scary. A priest shoots holy water from a squirt gun, and baseball superstitions are hilarious. Take your pick in another draft with "Hilarious Team Nicknames," and a Shitty Situation with two of those nicknames. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Alligator Wrastlin' May 13, 2020

The guys get together on this episode and discuss the current situation with the MLB having a shortened season, and the UFC have had a successful PPV. After reviewing the latest on the ESPN documentary of "The Last Dance," Michael Jordan was an asshole, but he's definitely a bad ass. This week's draft, who would you want to spend an entire day with? Also, would you want to wrestle an alligator? Enjoy another episode and keep on laughing assholes!

It's Not A F***ing Balk! May 06, 2020

This week, a video on TikTok of a pitcher picking off a baserunner at 2nd has gone viral. We just so happen to know the guy. We have Austin Eggleston on the show talking about one of the best pickoff moves of all time. We re-vist the term "Fisted on a Fastball," and we have another draft. Who would you pick as the best MLB hitters of all time? Enjoy another episode and keep laughing assholes!

Update on The Wind Surge: Interview with VP Bob Moullette Apr 29, 2020

This week Scotty and Jeremy interview the VP of the Wichita Wind Surge AAA baseball team, Bob Moulette, on the current status of the MLB during the COVID-19 pandemic. Are we going to have a baseball season? And if so, when will it start? Bob breaks down the current situation and aspirations of the 2020 Minor and Major League Baseball seasons. Bob also participates in the weekly draft of our top 5 pitchers of all time. Enjoy a very PG-13 interview, but a lot of good info on what baseball and other sports are planning to do to save their seasons. Keep on laughing.

The Golden Era of the NBA Apr 22, 2020

Even though all sports are basically in their off-season, the LOTS crew still find things to laugh about. Jeremy likes to "Spartain-kick" horses off of cliffs, and Derek likes robbing banks. The first 2 episodes of ESPN's "The Last Dance" has started, and that sparks a draft of the "starting 5" of NBA basketball players. Not to mention, how many Chicago Bulls players who were an NBA champion? And lastly, get trucked by Bo Jackson at homeplaye, or get spiked at 2nd base by Ty Cobb? Enjoy another episode and laugh a little.

The WWE & WCW Wrestlers Draft Apr 15, 2020

The Wichita Wind Surge would have had "Opening Day" on the day of this episode, but the MLB might still have a season! Josè Canseco is tweeting out that A-Rod is cheating on Jennifer Lopez, and Disney closed down the UFC (even if they had a private island!) Plus, who would you pick, Stone Cold, Sting, Andre? We have a draft of WWE &WCW wrestlers that we would pick to start our new faction. Through this difficult time, try and laugh a little. Here is another episode of Laughing on the Sidelines...

Dodging Derek's Texts & the Tiger King Apr 08, 2020

Dana White is getting an island for UFC fights, and Major League Baseball might start in may? Cam Newton and Jameis Winston still have no idea where they are going, and Derek gives his opinion on Nick Foles going to the Bears. Gronk wins the 24/7 title in an empty Wrestlemania arena, and we have no idea what that title entails (it was probably scripted.) We have more movie and tv show reviews, and a Tiger King finale with an interesting wager of the week. Bob Moullette may not text Derek back after this episode. Keep laughing, people.

Jim Nance Commentating Your Sexual Performance Apr 01, 2020

Jermey and Scotty briefly discuss their "Weak Week Recap," and Joe Buck has been asked to commentate several couples having sex doing the quarantine (That's f*cking awkward). If you are struggling though the quarantine, Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura have new specials on Netflix, and The Office Is still the best show to watch 27 million times. Jeremy and Scotty have to draft 5 quarantine movies, and Scotty wins with a landslide victory. Can you imagine having Jim Nance commentating while have sex with your significant other? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and "keep laughing, assholes."

No More Beard & Laughs During the Quarantine Mar 25, 2020

Tom Brady is a Buccaneer, but he's still a cheater.... Nick Foles is going to the Bears and Cam Newton has no idea where the hell he is going. The 2020 Olympics are postponed and the Wichita Wind Surge season is postponed. Todd Gurley hobbles to the Falcons, but he may have a surprising season. Strap in for another episode that gets your mind out of the current crisis and makes you laugh a little. Steve Peters joins the show and makes everyone laugh, Keep on laughing assholes!

Brady To The Bucs & Free Agent Frenzy Mar 18, 2020

The Unfiltered Crew have changed the name to Laughing On The Sidelines. This is the same comedy/ sports podcast with a new brand. The guys start the show discussing why they have changed the name and their "Weak Week Recap" as usual. The Corona Virus is f*cking scary as more events are postponed and cancelled, but the guys are thinking up some new sports. Tom Brady is going to the Bucs and weed is now allowed in the NFL! Enjoy another comedy podcast episode with 2 comedians and their favorite target... the host.

The Tom Brady Domino Effect & Drugs Are Bad, Mkay? Mar 11, 2020

A methhead ruins Derek's week, but makes for a great story for the "Weak, Week Recap" and "Shitty Situation." UFC 248 ends with former champ, Joanna Jedrzejczyk, sporting one of the scariest hematomas anyone has ever seen. The MLB mic's up the players and it's hilarious. Plus, we get an Astros fan's opinion on his team and the scandal of the 2017 World Series. Tom Brady may not end up back in Foxboro, and if he leaves, it's a fire-sale for Quarterbacks in the NFL. Enjoy a comedy podcast themed on the current events in sports.

Knicks Piss Off Spike Lee Mar 04, 2020

Spike Lee says he will not attend another NY Knicks game for the remainder of the season after being told he can no longer use the employee entrance into Maddison Square Garden. We are getting closer to March Madness as the regular season is coming to a close, and Wichita State is on the bubble. Tony Romo gets paid, and Michael Thomas is not please with how much they are paying Romo. The new CBA for the NFL may allow players to smoke weed, and the MLB fans are starting to get under the skin of the Houston Astros. Enjoy another episode of inappropriate jokes themed on the current events in sports.

Are Astros Fans Pissed or Proud? Feb 26, 2020

Michael Jordan has a new crying meme in the making, and KU is the number 1 team in the country again. How long is this No. 1 team going to last? Tyson Fury and Deontay Wilder duked it out in the biggest heavyweight boxing match in recent history, and Wilder thought it would be sort to wear an entrance outfit that weighs 40 lbs. The XFL is still having fun as the St. Louis Battle Hawks sell out of tickets for their 1st home game. There a lot of free agents in the NFL, and Day Prescott is not worth 35 million dollars. Finally, Spring Training 2020 is under way, and Jose Altuve really hopes pitchers will stop plunking him and the rest of the Astros. Enjoy another comedy episode, centered around the current events in sports.

Go F*ck Yourself Rob Manfred Feb 19, 2020

Drew Brees is coming back to New Orleans and Taysom Hill and Teddy Bridgewater are battling for the backup position? Who goes and who stays? The XFL has been a success so far with the "beer snakes" and Vince Mcmahon nowhere to be found, but how about those reporters in the face of the players that just blew a play? I love it! The Houston Astros, somehow, found a way to make the whole cheating scandal worse with a little help from the Commissioner of the MLB, Rob Manfred. In case you didn't know, his father should have pulled out, and Jeremy gives him a good #GFY. Enjoy a new segment called, "The Ginger Crush Over/Under," and a very unfiltered comedy episode.

Bare Knuckles with David "The Caveman" Rickels Feb 12, 2020

David "The Caveman" Rickels is back! This episode, the Unfiltered Crew get back with David Rickels and talk about his upcoming bare-knuckles fight March 14, 2020. The best MMA fighter out of Kansas finally gets to fight in Wichita, and he is ready to put on a hell of a show. Enjoy the unfiltered conversation with one of the best MMA fighters in Bellator history.

The Chiefs Are Champs & The XFL Feb 05, 2020

This week, let's recap Super Bowl LIV! The Kansas City Chiefs have won the Super Bowl for the first time in 50 years, and Scotty has jumped on the bandwagon. Did the halftime show get a little too spicy, or is watching the Super Bowl trying to get your boner down a socially acceptable thing now? Is anyone else excited about the XFL, and do you know some of the new rules? Finally, our #ShittySituation relates to 2 Super Bowl commercials so which one sucks more? Enjoy another unfiltered comedy episode about sports.

Tragedy Plus Time Equals Comedy Jan 29, 2020

The Quack attack is back, Jack! Disney is rebooting a Mighty Duck series or movie on Disney+ in 2020. Rest In Peace Kobe and Gigi Bryant., and ,comedian, Ari Shaffir makes a tweet that blows up on social media about the tragedy. The Unfiltered Crew finally get to discuss the KU vs K-State brawl, don't give a shit who started it. Finally, Super Bowl Sunday is upon us, and both Chiefs and 49ers fans need to quit acting so cocky because one of you will lose. Enjoy another comedy podcast centered around sports.

The Phrase "Puss and Pine Tar" is Born Jan 22, 2020

In this week's episode, Connor McGregor wastes everyone's money by beating Donald "Cowboy" Cerrone by TKO in 40 seconds, and no one was surprised. Derek Jeter and Larry Walker are 2020's HOF inductees and "The Wreck" doesn't like it. Mark Grace came up with the term "Slump Buster", and the Unfiltered Crew come up with the phrase, "Puss and Pine Tar." Wichita state can't score in 10 minutes against Houston at home, and Illinois is in the Top 25 for a second week in a row. Finally, the Kansas City Chiefs are finally going to a Super Bowl after they handle the Tennessee Titans, and San Fransisco beat the ever-living shit out of the Green Bay Packers... again. Enjoy another unfiltered episode of comedy with sports.

The Houston Asterisks and The Chiefs' Comeback Jan 15, 2020

More details have emerged about the Houston Astros stealing signs and people involved are getting fired. The NCAA National title game between the LSU Tigers and the Clemson Tigers just showed that Joe Burrow is going to be a Cincinnati Bengal next year, and Ed Orgeron reminds everyone of Farmer Fran from The Water Boy. Wichita State gets 2 impressive wins in the American, and Illinois has broken into the top 25 for the first time since 2014. Finally, the NFL playoffs are dwindling down as the Kansas City Chiefs come back and destroy the Houston Texans, and the Green Bay Packers pay the refs to help them beat the Seattle Seahawks. Enjoy another episode of laughs with sports.

1 Year Anniversary and Tackling a Special-Needs Kid! Jan 08, 2020

It has been a full year since we have started this show, and thank you all so much!!! Today, the Unfiltered Crew discuss Wichita State in the top 25, LSU is going to kill Clemson, and did Rudolph push off? The Patriots are out of the playoffs (thank fucking God), and the overtime rules could be changed to make the game more interesting. Also, would you tackle a special needs kid when the team is allowing him to score a touchdown, or block his shot when he is attempting to shoot a 3? Enjoy another episode with many laughs and sports commentary. Thank you all so much for a great year.

New Year Special Dec 31, 2019

Happy New Year everybody! This episode, the guys talk about being stand up comedians and discuss their Christmas vacations. Will Mitch Trubisky be the quarterback for the Chicago Bears next year? Who do you think will win the Super Bowl, and are the Patriots at the end of their dynasty? Enjoy an episode about the Unfiltered Crew and the latest in the NFL.

Interview with the Wichita Wind Surge Dec 24, 2019

Scotty and Jeremy get to discuss baseball with two representatives of the Wichita Wind Surge. Bob Moullette (Asst. GM) and Jarred Forma (GM) get to have a conversation about the new stadium currently being built in Wichita, KS as well as a conversation about the current news in the MLB. Do you think Pete Rose and others deserve to be in the HOF? Enjoy another sport/comedy podcast; this time with a lot of filters. This is a podcast for every age to enjoy.

Eagles or Cowboys? Dec 18, 2019

This week in NCAA basketball, Wichita State beats Oklahoma, and K-State still can't win a big game. If a player who used to play for your favorite team is now on the opposing team, do you cheer or boo him? The NFC East comes down to a shit show after Dallas and Philadelphia both win their games in week 15, and now play each other in week 16. In the 2020 Olympics, would you rather "belly flop" on the high dive, or not be able to clear a single hurdle in the 100m hurdles? Enjoy a comedy/sports podcast with no filters and lots of laughs.

The NFC Least Dec 11, 2019

On this week's episode, the Unfiltered Crew discuss Stephen Strasburg signing with the Nationals for a huge contract, and The Yankees getting ready to offer Garrit Cole an even bigger one. The College Football playoffs for 2019-2020 has been set and thank God Alabama is not in it. The NFC East is awful and the New England Patriots might be at the end of their reign as Tom Brady is starting to look human. Enjoy another unfiltered episode with sports and comedy all in one.

How Is Jason Garrett Not Fired Yet? Dec 04, 2019

The Unfiltered Crew discuss the College Football Playoff standings and celebrate Alabama's absence for the first time since the CFP era. Baseball is in offseason but players are starting to move to different teams. Tom Brady is pissed at all of his receivers and may start to cheat. The Eagles lose to the Dolphins, somehow, and are still behind the Cowboys in the NFC East. Lastly, Jason Garrett still has a job and we are all wondering what blackmail material does he have on Jerry Jones in order for this to happen. Enjoy another sports/comedy episode with no filters and lots of laughs.

Black Friday Campout VS Can't Watch Football on Thanksgiving Nov 27, 2019

The Unfiltered Crew believe Lamar Jackson is the best player in the NFL and the Ravens may be the best team in the NFL. John Gruden uses some foul language towards the referees in their blowout loss to the Jets. Should Jason Garrett be fired immediately, or coach the rest of the season? The Unfiltered Crew give out the turkey awards and have another #ShittySituation. Enjoy another comedy/sports podcast with no filter and lots of laughs.

Kickball Strike-Out VS Dodgeball Nut-Shot Nov 20, 2019

This week, The Unfiltered Crew discuss the new team name for minor league baseball team in Wichita, and the Houston Astros are a bunch of cheating bastards. The football field is Mexico was a disaster as expected, but the Chiefs pull out a win against the Chargers. Is Phillip Rivers done playing football after this season? Who is the best team in the NFL right now? And would you rather strike out swinging in kickball, or take a hard shot to the nuts in a dodgeball game? Enjoy a comedy/sports podcast with no filters.

Rusty Kuntz or Dick Trickle? Nov 13, 2019

Breaking News: The Houston Astros may have stole signs to win the World Series in 2017, and we await the new team name for the Wichita AAA Minor League baseball team. Alabama gets beat at home by LSU, and the College Playoff picture looks a little different. Week 10 was an absolute surprise for many teams in the NFL and, as always, we have the #shittysituation of the week. Check out the sports/comedy podcast with no filters.

Dick Vitale VS Joe Buck Nov 06, 2019

This week, the Unfiltered Crew recap the World Series and discuss coaching moves during the MLB offseason. College basketball has tipped off, KU loses against Duke, and Scotty and Derek are very happy about that. De'Coldest ToEvaDoIt Crawford is a high school WR that signs with LSU and that is the most ridiculous name of all-time. NFL week 9 was interesting with Trubisky still being garbage and Minshew has a rough game in London. Also, who would you rather have to sit next to at a sporting event? Dick Vitale or Joe Buck? Enjoy this weeks episode with good sports content, lots of laughs, and no filters.

Breasts and Beer at the World Series Oct 30, 2019

Two girls decide to show their "fun-bags" to distract Gerrit Cole, and a guy decides to take a home run ball to the gut while double-fisting "pounders." The NCAA unanimously votes to allow college athletes to profit off of merchandise with their name or image, and K-State upsets OU and the Big XII. The NFL Football season is halfway over, and all of the teams are starting to show how good, bad, and ugly they really are. Enjoy a Sports/comedy podcast with no filters.

Mitch Trubisky is Garbage Oct 23, 2019

The "Fall Classic" is under way with the Washington Nationals at the Houston Astros, and Jose Altuve is smaller than most 12-year-old children. Zion Williamson is out for 6-8 weeks before the NBA Season starts, and "Week 7" in the NFL was plagued with injuries. Mahomes is out for 3-4 weeks and Andy Reid should not have called that play. The LA Charges suck again and Mitch Trubisky might be the worst QB in the NFL. Tune into another episode of a comedy/ sports talkshow with no filters and foul language.

Getting Tased While Streaking Oct 16, 2019

The Washington Nationals are going to the World Series after sweeping the St. Louis Cardinals in the NLCS, and Scotty is taking it well. The Astros take a 2-1 lead against the Yankees and everyone is excited. The Washington Redskins get their first win against the worst NFL team of all time, the Miami Dolphins; and nobody cares. Dad Prescott is not a top 15 quarterback, and the Dallas Cowboys may not be as good of a team as we thought. The referees blow the game for the Detroit Lions and getting tased while streaking. . Enjoy another unfiltered comedy/ sports podcast with lots of laughs and shitty situations.

Dallas is Spelled with 2 L's Oct 15, 2019

The MLB Division Series is wrapping up and there are some surprises. The LA Dodgers are on thin ice as they have to play a 5th game against the Washington Nationals. St. Louis wins late in Game 4 to force a Game 5 against the Braves, In the NFL, week 6 showed to be very surprising as Baker Mayfield and the Cleveland Browns may actually be all hype even with all of that talent. Dallas is spelled with 2 L's, and Jay Gruden is now jobless. Enjoy the sports/comedy podcast with no filters.

Could The Dolphins Lose to the Bye Week? Oct 02, 2019

October baseball is here! The 2019 MLB playoffs are under way, and Derek is so happy because the Cubs will not re-sign Joe Maddon. Ned Yost retires as a Royal, and nobody really cares. Week 4 of the NFL was interesting as almost every away team pulls have a win. Vontaze Burfict is suspended for the rest of the 2019 season, the Kansas City Chiefs pull out the win Detroit, and The Miami Dolphins may seriously lose against the Bye Week this weekend. Not to mention, the Dallas Cowboys get beat! Enjoy a sports podcast with 2 comedians, a sports expert, and no filters.

KU on Double-Secret Probation Sep 25, 2019

St. Louis Cardinals clinch a post season spot by sweeping the Cubs in Wrigley, and Bryce Harper will not make the playoffs after getting beat by his former team. KU and Bill Self are in deep sh!t with the NCAA and we aren't surprised. Derek changes his Super Bowl pick, to which many of our listeners will rejoice. We pick our "Locks of the Week," and we have another "Sh!tty Situation." Enjoy a sports podcast with a lot of laughs and no filters.

Quarterback-Ups and Facial Hair Sep 18, 2019

So, K-State pulls off a big win as College Football officially has better games to watch on Saturdays. Baseball is winding down as Pitchers are developing some awesome, yet embarrassing facial hair. NFL's week 2 was frustrating to watch as the back-ups for several franchises attempted to make it interesting; and Cam Newton and Mitch Trubisky really should have their back-ups start because they are terrible. Enjoy another comedy/sports episode with no filter.

AB's Temper Tantrum & Week 1 Sep 11, 2019

The Unfiltered Crew discuss the current standings in the MLB with only 19 games left to go until the post season, and the NFL regular season has started! Week one is in the bag and Antonio Brown officially bitched enough to get released by the Oakland Raiders so he can win a Super Bowl with the New England Patriots. While this comes as a surprise, it was probably his plan all along. Enjoy another episode of a sports talk show with no rules and no filter.

The Beer Snake & NFL Kickoff Sep 04, 2019

The Unfiltered Crew discuss the Chicago Cub fans stacking empty beer cups to make a beer snake and the St. Louis Cardinals are the hottest team in August. K-State beats Nichols State and KU almost blows it against another Missouri Valley team. Oklahoma's Jalen Hurts starts his season off like a Heisman trophy candidate, but it's just the first game. The NFL soap opera stays interesting as Melvin Gordon is probably not going to play at all this year, and Zeke may be on a flight to Dallas to sign a contract. Enjoy another episode of comedy and sports with no filter.

Sh!t Out of Luck Aug 28, 2019

So if you haven't heard, Andrew Luck is retiring from the game of football, and the rock you live under must not have the internet. The MLB season is coming down the home stretch and it's getting competitive for the National League Wild-Card. Drafting your Fantasy Football team in the middle of August really sucks, and New York Giants fans need to stay calm about Daniel Jones. It's still the preseason, folks. Enjoy a sports talkshow with comedy and no filters.

Booger Sugar and Fantasy Football Aug 21, 2019

So... former baseball players are arrested for drug trafficking and money laundering. Are the Red Sox going to make the playoffs after losing Chris Sale, and Mike Trout is on pace to hit 53 home runs this season. Is an automated strike-zone a good Idea for baseball, and the Little League World Series sucks!!! Antonio Brown practices with the NFL certified helmet, and the Dallas Cowboys can't figure out who to pay. Zeke who? You will get some fantasy football tips, and we have another "Sh*tty Situation." Enjoy a sports talk show with no filter.

The Wichita River Riders and AB's Helmet Aug 14, 2019

The Unfiltered Crew discuss the 1st of 7 possible nicknames for the new AAA baseball team coming to Wichita and the "Field of Dreams" game for the scheduled for next MLB season. Newsflash, Preseason NFL games have started, and its the freaking preseason!!! Don't overreact. Daniel Jones still plays for the NY Giants and they are not going to be good this year. Antonio Brown b*tches about his helmet for a week and he finally gets over it. Finally, they make their NFL Division predictions for the 2019-2020 season. Enjoy a comedy show that is centered around sports and has no filter.

Dingers, Netting, and Nut Shots Aug 07, 2019

The Unfiltered Crew discuss the winners of the trade deadline, i.e. the Houston Astros and the crazy amount of Home Runs in this year's baseball season. The Minnesota Twins will shatter the record for most home runs in a season by 1 team, and netting to protect the fans may be a "catch 22." The Baltimore Orioles' pitching staff is a joke and Kurt Suzuki inspires "Nut Shot Mondays." Finally Ezekiel Elliott is holding out for the Dallas Cowboys, and Tom Brady will play football until he dies. Enjoy a sports talk show with very inappropriate jokes. Take that filter off and make it dirty.

TBT in Wichita and Fantasy Football Risks Jul 31, 2019

The Aftershocks gave it one hell of a try in the TBT and we guarantee it will be back in Wichita next year. Steven Nguyen had a hell of a fight and represented the 316 very well. The STL Cardinals begin their series with the Cubs, and the benches clear in Cincinnati. Trevor Bauer loses his temper and throws a baseball out the the ballpark because he blows a lead, and the fantasy football begins with drama. Enjoy a sports talkshow with no filter!

Vindication For Tyreek Hill? Jul 24, 2019

The Unfiltered Crew discuss the current standings of the MLB and the Hall Of Fame Inductees. The TBT tournament is coming to Wichita and Scotty is a little too excited about it. Max Dadashev dies, tragically, after his boxing match July 19th. Finally, football is getting closer and USA Today's predictions are absolutely bat-sh*t-crazy and Tyreek Hill might be innocent? Enjoy a comedy show centered around sports that has no filter, whatsoever.

Wichita Baseball 2020: Interview with Bob Moullette Jul 18, 2019

The Unfiltered Crew sit down and talk to Assistant GM of Wichita Baseball 2020, Bob Moullette, about the new AAA baseball team coming to Wichita. Hear the inside story about the new stadium progress, the Minor League Baseball business, and ideas for the new baseball team name.

Intervention and NFL Predictions Jul 17, 2019

The Unfiltered Crew discuss the MLB trade deadline as some teams start making moves. The Tyler Skaggs memorial game was a combined no-hitter and are the LA Dodgers good enough to win the World Series? The WMBA is still a joke, but they have some news that's worth talking about. And we make bold predictions about what will happen in the NFL for the next 3 seasons. Enjoy the sports talk show with no filter.

Dinger Derby and Flying Knees Jul 10, 2019

The Unfiltered Crew discuss their 4th of July shenanigans as they played corn hole while the hotdog eating contest aired on ESPN. The 2019 Home Run Derby was one hell of a spectacle Vladamir Guererro Jr. should have won. 91 dingers apparently doesn't win you a trophy or 1 million dollars. They record the show while the the MLB All-Star Game is going on; so nothing important happened. Jorge Masvidal sure does know how to end a fight with a flying knee, and more NBA moves. Enjoy the comedy / sports talkshow with no filters.

London Series Recap and Shut The F*** Up! Jul 03, 2019

The Unfiltered Crew talk about their week and how the #LondonSeries was a huge success. Cricket sucks the first baseball series in the UK seemed like a success. They can't build as baseball field, but it was entertaining.. Most importantly, the lesson of the show is to shut up when you are at a movie, speech, or comedic performance. It is not your show so shut up and enjoy it. Take the filter off and make it dirty.

Baseball In London? Jun 26, 2019

Jeremy had a small tornado in his front yard that chopped down his tree and The NBA Regular Season Award Show happened and nobody cared. So, the Yankees and the Reds are going to play in London where they don't understand baseball, and the benches clear during the Cubs and Braves game because of an unwritten rule. And finally, congrats to David "The Caveman" for having his baby boy, Maverick! Enjoy the sports talkshow with no filter.

Cocky Canadians and Tyreek Hill Jun 18, 2019

The Unfiltered Crew discuss the Toronto Raptors winning the 2019 NBA Finals and the crazy parade in Toronto on Monday. St. Louis also had a parade for the Blues and LeBron James keeps shipping off team members and draft picks so the Lakers get Anthony Davis. They have the actual inside scoop on Tyreek Hill and it is from a reliable source. Enjoy the episode conversation and inappropriate jokes as always.

Big Papi Got Popped Jun 12, 2019

The Unfiltered Crew discuss the NBA Finals after game 6 and how Kevin Durrant's injury may effect his future landing spot. Big papi was shot in the Dominican Republic and flown to Boston for his 2nd surgery. Bumgarner gets rocked and loses his temper, and Carson Wentz may be getting over paid by the Eagles. Enjoy the comedy of sports news from The Unfiltered Sportscast.

"Steady Freddy" and the MLB Killzone Jun 05, 2019

Scotty, Derek, and Jeremy react to the first two games of the NBA Finals while Scotty praises Fred VanVleet for his play. They discuss why you should not take selfies during a baseball game because you will get hit by a baseball or we just wish you would. enjoy the comedy and take that filter off and make it dirty.

The NBA Finals and Aaron Rodgers Can't Chug A Beer May 29, 2019

The Unfiltered Crew discuss the NBA Finals, Fred VanVleet, and Aaron Rodgers' chugging skills. They talk about Wichita State's options for the new head coach for the baseball program and The Aftershocks are killing it for ticket sales for The Basketball Tournament coming to Wichita in July. Keep it up Shocker fans.

Back From Vacation May 22, 2019

Scotty, Derek, and Jeremy are back from vacation! The @unfilteredcrew discuss their time off and the sports news they missed. The NBA playoffs are getting fun and the NFL Quarterback predictions. Enjoy another show of laughs and no filters. Take the filter off and make it dirty.

Listener Appreciation Episode May 15, 2019

While the @unfilteredcrew is on vacation, they put together an episode of a lot of jokes and funny stories. Scotty, Derek, and Jeremy get together and have talk about experiences and how this show came to be. From corn hole on ESPN to the draft day of our fantasy football league. Enjoy the laughs and take that filter off and make it dirty!

Interview With "The Caveman" David Rickels May 07, 2019

"The Caveman" David Rickels sits down with the Unfiltered Crew and talk about becoming a professional MMA fighter. We break the rule and talk about "the fight club" he ran in his backyard and how he comes up with his crazy walk-out entrances. Enjoy the jokes and an Unfiltered interview with "The Caveman."

The NY Giants Are Morons & The Tyreek Hill Situation Apr 30, 2019

The Unfiltered Crew are getting ready for their vacation as they discuss the NBA and NHL playoffs. Scotty makes fun of Derek's Cubs for trailing the Cardinals in the NL Central and the Tyreek Hill situation is getting dicey. The finish with the results of the 2019 NFL draft and the NY Giants idiotic 1st pick. Take that filter off and make it dirty.

Bryce Harper Is A Tool and The NFL Draft Apr 24, 2019

The NBA Playoffs are slowly proceeding as the NHL are having their tournament as well. Apparently, Spikeball is a real sport and Bryce Harper is a tool. Finally what is going to happen with this year's NFL draft? Enjoy the episode with Scotty, Derek, and Jeremy. Take that filter off and make it dirty.

Shock Collars and Tiger Woods Apr 19, 2019

Scotty, Derek, and Jeremy discuss Tiger Woods winning The Masters and NFL signings for the week. Russel Wilson gets paid a fortune to QB the Seahawks, the NBA Playoffs are awesome without LeBron, and Chris Davis still sucks at his job. Enjoy the episode and take the filter off.

Virginia Wins and Chris Davis Is Terrible Apr 10, 2019

Scotty, Derek, and Jeremy discus the Final Four and National Championship while making fun of Scotty's imaginary sister. Mick Cronin leaves Cincinnati for UCLA and Antonio Brown and JuJu are fighting on twitter. They finish off with how bad Chris Davis is at baseball. Enjoy the sports show with no filter.

Opening Week and The Final Four Apr 03, 2019

Scotty, Derek, and Jeremy talk about "Opening Week" in baseball with Derek's trip to Arlington, David Hess' premature evacuation, and Bryce Harper's return to D.C. They also give a shoutout to a close friend to the show, Dave "The Caveman" Rickels, before they discuss the result of March Madness. Enjoy a sportscast with no filter.

March Madness Special Pt. 2 Mar 27, 2019

Scotty, Derek, and Jeremy discuss Gronk's retirement and the new NFL rule changes approved for next season. We can finally kick off Opening Day for the 2019 MLB season with some contract extensions and our picks for their favorite divisions. Finally, we will finish off with the results of our 1st and 2nd round picks for March Madness and our picks for the 2019 Final Four. Enjoy the inappropriate jokes and commentary. Take that filter off and make it dirty.

March Madness Special pt. 1 Mar 20, 2019

Scotty, Derek, and Jeremy discuss the contract extension of Mike Trout and why you need to teach your kids to play baseball. Also, there is still a lot of movement going on in the NFL. So the guys discuss all of the most recent moves. Then, they finally blow through the "first and second" round. Enjoy the episode and help your bracket... maybe. #thisismarch

OBJ To Browns and Brown to Oakland Mar 13, 2019

Scotty, Derek, and Jeremy discuss the Free Agent Frenzy in the NFL and the calls they have already correctly predicted.Nick Foles, AB, And now, OBJ. KU doesn't win the Big VII and Scotty does a GFY to politics in sports. Enjoy the show and take that filter off and make it dirty.

Episode 10: Gonzaga Is Not A #1 Mar 06, 2019

From the "Jesus Judge" in the AAF to the terrible truth that Gonzaga is not a #1 seed, Scotty, Jeremy, and Derek discuss today's sports news. Bryce Harper has finally signed and everyone, including him, really don't know why he ended up in Philly. Enjoy the conversation. Take off the filter and keep in dirty.

Episode 9: Getting Rubbed and Tugged Feb 27, 2019

Scotty, Jeremy, and Derek discuss the repercussions Robert Kraft will deserve after getting rubbed and tugged in a message parlor. As the hilarity ensues, they discuss Zion Williamson and Duke's chances to win the National title if he doesn't make a full recovery. LeBron has given up on his team and Bryce Harper seriously needs to make up his f*cking mind on what team to play for. Enjoy all of that and more on this weeks episode.

Episode 8: Machadon't Do It Feb 20, 2019

Scotty, Derek, and Jeremy discuss the Machado signing to the San Diego Padres and guess where Bryce Harper is going to end up. They also discuss the Jordan vs LeBron argument with reactions to the 2019 NBA All-Star game. Enjoy a real conversation about sports and take the filter off and keep it dirty.

Episode 7: Kickin' It In Cleveland Feb 13, 2019

Scotty, Derek, and Jeremy discuss Cleveland's newest kicker, Kareem Hunt. Apparently the AAF had some great ratings for their first weekend and Bill Self pays for players. Enjoy another episode of the guys and their inappropriate jokes about sports. Take off the filter and keep it dirty.

Episode 6: Super Bowl Let Down Feb 06, 2019

Scotty, Derek, and Jeremy discuss the HUGE let down of Super Bowl LIII, how ESPN analyst Trey Wingo is wrong about the fans watching the game, Bryce Harper, and Pete Rose to the Hall. Enjoy the very inappropriate conversation and take off the filter and keep it dirty.

Episode 5: Super Bowl and The Big 12 Jan 30, 2019

Scotty, Derek, and Jeremy discuss their Super Bowl predictions, The Anthony Davis trade, and how the Big 12 is not the strongest NCAA basketball conference despite what ESPN and the Bleacher Report says. Enjoy the jokes and take off the filter and keep it dirty.

Episode 4: F*** The Pro Bowl Jan 23, 2019

Scotty, Derek, and Jeremy discuss one of the most terrible NFL "no-calls" of all time and the NFL playoffs. The Chiefs suck in the playoffs again and the Pro Bowl is the biggest joke for an "All-Star" game. Lastly they discuss the new inductees to the MLB Hall of Fame. Enjoy and strap in.

Episode 3: America's Next Top Diva, Antonio Brown Jan 16, 2019

The Unfiltered Sportscasters talk Kyler Murray declaring officially for the NFL Draft, more Steelers and Antonio Brown drama, Nick Foles' destinations and results of the NFL Playoffs. By the way, Derek still hates Cody Parkey. Enjoy the episode and check us out on FB at Unfiltered Sports.

Episode 2: Double-Doink Rage Jan 12, 2019

The Unfiltered Sportscasters discuss the results of Clemson vs Alabama. They discuss Kyler Murray and his decision to enter the NFL Draft. Last but least, they go over their incorrect picks from last week's NFL Playoffs and make new picks that might be correct.

Episode 1: NFL Playoff Preview Jan 08, 2019

Scotty, Derek, and Jeremy discuss our NFL playoff picks. We also discuss other NFL topics like "Black Monday" and the drama in Pittsburgh. Enjoy the expletive commentary and the actual sports analysis.

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