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The Irish Comedy News Podcast that takes all the weird, wonderful and confusing news from the internet and burps its essence in your general direction.
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Support us on www.patreon.com/newsburp
The Irish Comedy News Podcast that takes all the weird, wonderful and confusing news from the internet and burps its essence in your general direction.
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For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube and a secret invite to our live video broadcasts every Monday!
Today we have stories about…
Prince William getting pegged, Prince William denying being pegged, a vasectomy powered by an electric car, Russian soldiers getting catfished in the best way.
This, plus some Florida Man and finishing off as always with some good news
And some bad news...?
Get your questions, requests, suggestions, reviews and comments in before then and we'll be sure to include them in the show.
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Today we have stories about…
The right way to play claw machines, cafe owner fucks up, Christiano Renaldo’s penis is small and here’s why and The FBI gets sued by the Monkees
This, plus some Florida Man and finishing off as always with some good news
Get your questions, requests, suggestions, reviews and comments in before then and we'll be sure to include them in the show.
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Today we have stories about…
Janet Jackson crashing computers, some roasted puppy fat will cure that rash, the Catholic Church doing something unforgivable? Surely not, and a woman gets an STD from God!
This, plus some Florida Man and finishing off as always with some good news
Get your questions, requests, suggestions, reviews and comments in before then and we'll be sure to include them in the show.
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Today we have stories about…
Bees ejaculate themselves to death, man burns his bum with bleach wipes, Monkeys are masturbating with stone sex toys and speaking of Monkeys, dogs can now get Monkeypox - Hurray!
This, plus some Florida Man and finishing off as always with some good news
Get your questions, requests, suggestions, reviews and comments in before then and we'll be sure to include them in the show.
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Wassup News Hounds, we're back baby!
A little later than originally planned but we're back every week from now until the end of October - live right here every Monday evening at 6pm (GMT)
Today we have stories about…
The new disgusting social media trend, Boomers say snoring and porn are the keys to a happy life, pedo kills himself in court and anal sex isn’t a good time for everyone? Surely not.
This, a new segment stolen straight from our Patreon called Florida Man and as always we finish with some Good News.
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Another Top 5 from our Patreon vaults, this one is all about how to spice up your sex life, because we're proper gurus when it comes to that.
If you like these and want more of this, please consider signing up to our https://www.patreon.com/newsburp
We record a special episode just for our Patreon supporters in the form of a Top 5 list (of random topics, which can be suggested by Patrons of course) and some Florida Man stories.
So please consider supporting us over on https://www.patreon.com/newsburp if you can at all, it helps us pay the pesky hosting bills (which are plenty) and it also removes ads from the show for you, because we know ads are smelly too.
Thank you so much for your support and we'll be back in August with a newly structured show, seasons and more.
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So here's the story, we're off until August (we had an episode explaining it all, but due to smelly technical problems that episode now doesn't exist).
But to keep you all going with sweet, sweet podcasty goodness we thought we'd offer you the chance to hear what we do over on http://www.patreon.com/newsburp.
We record a special episode just for our Patreon supporters in the form of a Top 5 list (of random topics, which can be suggested by Patrons of course) and some Florida Man stories.
This episode is a double episode from one of the weeks that we missed recording and hit the feed with a double bill - just like when a tv show wants to reel you in.
So please consider supporting us over on http://www.patreon.com/newsburp if you can at all, it helps us pay the pesky hosting bills (which are plenty) and it also removes ads from the show for you, because we know ads are smelly too.
Thank you so much for your support and we'll be back in August with a newly structured show, seasons and more.
Get your questions, requests, suggestions, reviews and comments in before then and we'll be sure to include them in the show.
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So here's the story, we're off until August (we had an episode explaining it all, but due to smelly technical problems that episode now doesn't exist).
But to keep you all going with sweet, sweet podcasty goodness we thought we'd offer you the chance to hear what we do over on http://www.patreon.com/newsburp.
We record a special episode just for our Patreon supporters in the form of a Top 5 list (of random topics, which can be suggested by Patrons of course) and some Florida Man stories.
This episode is a double episode from one of the weeks that we missed recording and hit the feed with a double bill - just like when a tv show wants to reel you in.
So please consider supporting us over on http://www.patreon.com/newsburp if you can at all, it helps us pay the pesky hosting bills (which are plenty) and it also removes ads from the show for you, because we know ads are smelly too.
Thank you so much for your support and we'll be back in August with a newly structured show, seasons and more.
Get your questions, requests, suggestions, reviews and comments in before then and we'll be sure to include them in the show.
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Hey folks, massive apologies for the technical problems we had with this episode, it was completely out of our control and we tried to edit as best we could, but you'll see how fucked it gets towards the end.
Anyway, we left it in just in case you wanted to see the clusterfuck that is episode #300
Today we have stories about…
Paying puppy support if your dog gets another dog pregnant, Sentient AI has hired a lawyer, you can breath through your arse, probably. Your car will rat you out for being a drunk driver and Robot Spiderman crashes in Disneyland, and of course some Good News.
Get your questions, requests, suggestions, reviews and comments in before then and we'll be sure to include them in the show.
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Wassup Burpers,
Emojis are ridiculous, stranger things outside a Texas zoo, a dildo in a catfish, did you know that Snoop Dogg has a full time joint roller? And what’s your favourite type of M&M, is it people flavour? This and some good news apparently.
Oh, and we're celebrating hitting 300 episodes by having another Mail Bag show for episode #302!
Yeah, seems like a normal thing to do.
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Wassup Burpers, we're back after a week off because reasons.
Road trippin' and road schoolin', getting stabbed in the bum over pizza, Canada is on a watch list, science has turned hamsters into demons, and the real cause of all the school shootings is women having rights - this and some good news probably!
Enjoy and we'll see you all next week!
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Wassup Burpers, we're back after a week off because reasons.
But this week we have stories all about Illegal dildos, illegal portions of chips, robot aliens, plain eating to the extreme, and Octopus cannibalism and of course some good news apparently.
Enjoy and we'll see you all next week!
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Sup there Burpees,
A him identifying as a her to get away with sex crimes, a woman nearly dies because of her phone, I need to know who is going to pay me that sweet alien prediction money, Britain’s most famous dish is actually mostly Russian and a cop turns up to a disturbance call and decides to have a wank and of course some good news!
Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.
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Sup there Burpees,
The man with a penis on his arm better back the fuck off, always make sure you don’t accidentally confess to murder, a woman can’t help but shit herself, Bigfoot is fucking around again, Ireland isn’t all that and a bag of potato chips and of course some Good News that Matt will try not to shit all over
Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.
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Sup there Burpees,
This week we have stories all about having to drink human semen in the Thai Navy, a German couple who want to make incest legal, a man whose penis fell off but he got a new one grown on his arm (as you do).
Creepy dolls washing up on Texas beaches and UFO's that aren't UFO's.
Then we finish off with some Good News that Matt will shit all over for good measure.
Peace!
Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.
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Sup there Burpees,
Today we have stories about…
Irish people are sex mad, but we’d rather fuck a robot but that’s ok because an electric shock to your cock could cure premature ejaculation. Inside a creepy unfinished theme park and secret swords at airports.
This and of course some glorious Good News
What a world we live in.
Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.
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Sup there Burpees,
Today we have stories about…
Scientists are going to send a message directly to aliens, farts can kill you, shitty passenger shows how truly shitty he is, Loch Ness monster proof finally? And how about come cakeage?
This and of course some glorious Good News
What a world we live in.
Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.
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Sup there Burpees,
Today we have stories about…
Diet cults that are run by cunts, if you haven’t had covid yet, you’ve got no friends, gay dog finds gay owners, lazy husbands are still a thing, and the most disgusting baby names.
This, the usual mindless banter and of course Good News!
What a world we live in.
Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.
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Sup there Burpees,
Today we have stories about…
Nature eh, eh finds a way, flying spiders are a thing, legoland driver’s licences are a thing too, parenting tips from TikTok, and how long can you live on raw meat?
This, the usual mindless banter and of course Good News!
What a world we live in.
Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.
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Sup there Burpees,
Today we have stories about…
Mermaid mummies, Japanese killing stones, Non vegan fruit, how to get ahead in crime and how the fuck are faith healers still a thing?
This, the usual mindless banter and of course Good News!
What a world we live in.
Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.
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Sup there Burpees,
Today we have stories about…
Pokemon cards worth more than me, you think your job is shit, I’m not kink shaming, but I have questions… would you be happy if you saw your life? And I always knew vegetables were not to be trusted
This, the usual mindless banter and of course Good News!
What a world we live in.
Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.
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Sup there Burpees,
Today we have stories about…
Kids being prepared for zombies in school, a teacher has a weird idea of what should go into a cupcake, business class just isn’t for everyone, imagine being so cold that your cock nearly falls off and someone is really shit at predicting things in the future.
This, the usual mindless banter and of course Good News!
What a world we live in.
Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.
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Sup there Burpees,
Today we have stories about…
James Blunt knows people hate him, toilet paper is for losers, and cannabis can fuck with your memory, make you cut your dick off and be a hypocrite, a woman insists on spending zero money on toilet related products and it grosses Adam out.
This, the usual mindless banter and of course Good News!
What a world we live in.
Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.
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Sup there Burpees,
Today we have stories about…
McDonald’s Not So Happy Meals, Life and death mayonnaise, food is racist now, potato haters and finally proof of alien life?
Oh, and Good News.
What a world we live in.
Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.
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Sup there Burpees,
Sex offenders marrying their victims, buffet brawls, men abusing computers, soggy sausages and more reasons why TikTok is terrible.
This and very many more reasons why the world, the internet and everyone in them are terrible, terrible people.
Oh, and Good News.
What a world we live in.
Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.
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Sup there Burpees,
Here's your ad free version of the main show where we talk all things Knob throwing, nipple freezing, policewomen having Onlyfans accounts and lots more shenanigans.
What a world we live in.
Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.
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Sup there Burpees,
We're back again and this week we have stories about ...
Some dude who designed a jacket for a Queer Eye show tried suing Lego, and it didn't go as planned. FedEx wants permission to put anti missile measures on their planes, a man has a cockroach living in his ear for three days, a woman sends herself drinks from fake admirers to keep her dates in check and could you stay in an airplane toilet for 5 hours?
There's also some good news stories about magic mushrooms being good and tortoises being old.
Hurray!
What a world we live in.
Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.
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Sup there Burpees,
Whaddup there folks!
Sorry we're late - but we're here and we'll be back again this week with another episode to get ourselves back on track.
But for now we have an episode all about sex doll makers ripping off Instagram models, Chinese women being trapped with Chinese men during lockdowns, the world's biggest black box being installed to record the end of the world and police ignoring calls for assistance because of Pokemons.
What a world we live in.
Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.
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Sup there Burpees,
We're back baby!
Happy new year and we hope you all had a great Christmas break and there wasn't too much Covid chaos where you are.
This week we have stories about Witches finally getting the apology they deserve from the evil patriarchy, psychologists forgetting what they studied for their doctorate by getting rodents drunk and reporting it as news.
We also have TV just for Dogs, the oldest woman in the world who beat Betty White (not literally).
Oh and a bit of banter to explain where we've been since November!
Thanks for sticking around and supporting us, we really appreciate it.
Enjoy the show!
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Sup there Burpees,
This week...
We're not singing Christmas songs or anything like that.
We've been busy in the real world, working and such (before another lockdown) and even though we've paused all patreon subs until January, we still wanted to get an episode out there.
Also, we're making this one available to everyone in the hopes that some regular listeners might like a taste of what's behind the paywall and support us in the new year by becoming new patrons.
We hope you don't mind.
Anyway, here it is, enjoy it and have a great Christmas and we'll see you all in the new year.
Matt & Adam
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Sup there Burpees,
This week...
Someone reckons that if Jesus was around today he'd be accused of being too "woke", and we can't say we disagree.
A nosey Karen thinks she found a Satanic Sex cult in a vegan cafe (spoiler, she probably didn't).
Some new powerful AI has turned out to be incredibly racist and homophobic and scientists reveal the superpowers that ginger people have!
What a world we live in.
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Today I'm talking about Muppets - the kind that have been on TV for decades and the kind that will start a fight with them just to get on TV themselves.
It's Big Bird VS Ted Cruz!
FIGHT!
Be sure to comment and have your say.
Thanks for listening, if you're so inclined you can get the video version on Youtube here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oMwtg3HZ2w
And we're on Rumble here -
https://rumble.com/c/c-1192923
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Sup there Burpees,
This week...
An 80 year old man wrestles a bear in his kitchen and survives to tell the tale and receive a bravery award. Elon Musk says he’ll fund the eradication of world hunger, IF it can be proven that his money can do so. And we have a model who thought it was a good idea to have a sexy photoshoot at a Holocaust memorial and probably wonders why some people thought differently.
What a world we live in.
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Today I'm talking about vaccines - yeah that tired and bludgeoned to death topic of vaccines.
Except, this time it's the cuddly Koalas that are being targeted by big pharma - won't somebody think of the Koalas!
Be sure to comment and have your say.
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Today I'm talking about NAMA possibly being one (at least) of the solutions to the spiralling housing and homelessness crisis in Ireland. As the body was set up to manage property and assets after the 2008 crash caused by a property bubble, they are directly contributing to rising house and rental prices.
Surely this isn't the way to fix it...
Be sure to comment and have your say.
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Today I'm talking about fake doctors.
There's a worrying amount of stories around people pretending to be doctors, passing off forged and fake medical certificates. Also this week a doctor was hired for a senior position in a maternity hospital and it is alleged that not only is his medical knowledge questionable at best, but that there are no records of him being qualified as any doctor in any country!
Be sure to comment and have your say.
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Today I'm looking at Deep Fakes.
Whether it's the Queen getting stuck into TikTok trends, Tom Cruise playing pop songs or world leaders blaming the technology to excuse away their transgressions - have Deep Fakes become something to worry about?
Can you tell the difference between a good Deep Fake and an actual video?
Be sure to comment and have your say.
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Sup there Burpees,
This week...
Estate agent gets in trouble and I’m perfectly ok with that, man has dodgy surgery in a cabin in the woods and what happened next will scare the bollix off you, and a sheriff trip advisors his own cell - a crazy goth chick has sex with a ghost that she thinks is going to kill her and there's a man obsessed with the 1990's and he never even lived in them!
What a world!
What a world we live in.
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The first in our series of short bursts of news, opinions and topics.
This week I focus on the hopes and expectations ahead of the Irish Government Budget being announced this week, Ireland's staffing crisis still looms over employers who refuse to acknowledge that their unwillingness to pay proper wages is to blame.
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This week...
It’s probably not illegal, but you probably shouldn’t be doing it either and a Lithuanian alcoholic really proves his metal and a real life Steven Seagal movie happened and we’re only hearing about it now. A teacher gets in trouble for sex with a student and mammies are being told not to wear their jammies on the school run.
What a world we live in.
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The cost of beheading your wife is just 8 cows, being tired is an emergency situation and could Ivermectin soaked tampons cure your covid? Oh and Australia is crowd funding a giant bag of dicks, and there's hidden meanings in Toblerone logo!
What a world we live in.
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Satanists are at it again, and this time it’s sexy - are we allowed to call victims idiots? And there are people who believe that naked children will make it rain - 3d printed weapons and more stuff!
What a world we live in.
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Viagra thief is not a hardened criminal, Satanists are on the way to save the day, and a man cuts off his own penis during a police chase and McDonald's Milkshake machines are still the cause of much upset!
What a world we live in.
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Ireland is being invaded by sex crazed giant spiders - Eating a hot dog takes 36 minutes off your life and female octopi throw things at males that are harrassing them - nature, what a mad bunch of bastards.
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No Milkshakes in McDonald’s in the UK (that’s what you get for Brexit), we can finally get our own back on potatoes and Sri Lanka is at it again - the mad bastards
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Sri Lanka’s health minister demoted for promoting magic potions, conman sues his victims and wins, and man spends $12m on porn, a meteor is going to kill us all, but we'll probably be dead by then so it's all a moo point!
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The man who made a career out of sucking water up into his anus, a woman sued McDonald’s because she broke her lent fast for a cheeseburger and donkey milk is back again!
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Horse charity that’s worried about the lack of beastiality, Boobs getting bigger after the Pfizer jab and man nearly wanks himself to death, a man tries to buy an entire planet and actual footage of an actual sighting of actual Bigfoot?
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What would you pay to be able to sniff or wear Hitler Wife's knickers? A lot, right? Maybe not. Also, imagine Matt came to you with a fool proof way of making all the money off of Onlyfans, only for you to not recognise its potential. That's what Adam did and it might be what finally ends a 20+ year friendship!
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Football sized Goldfish are going to take over the world, once and for all we might get the same numbers of hotdogs and hotdog buns in packets, and do shellfish have souls? Also, what's the point of a Doomsday plane if you can't use it?
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Indulge us for a moment dear Burpess while we introduce another podcast that we have added to our network.
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Tickled Kink is hosted by Matt and Fiona where we talk about all things kink, fetish and sexual health to promote tolerance, education and openness around sexual health. And hopefully discover a few new things along the way.
Get in touch @tickledkinkpod on the Twitters and tickledkink2021 on the Gmails.
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A new online calculator will tell you how long you have left to live, advertisers want to get inside your dreams and women can literally smell if a man is single oh and it turns out that people who are high and/or tripping don't have the great ideas they think they do!
What a world we live in.
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Imagine living in the Flintstone’s house, Make-a-wish for a vaccination and we have reached the age of immortal armies of bees, and I don’t care how much you want it, I’m not talking about the Elon Musk Bronze statue that was just unveiled in New York. And also there's a time traveller who has taken the "time" to tell us about the horrible future we're heading for and a porn star says she wants to give lucky fans the chance to stick their things in her thing.
What a world we live in.
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This week we have stories about NASA is developing super scary space squids, licking bodies in a mortuary is dead gross, I’m not mentioning Logan or Jake Paul once after this and Jeff Bezos is the billionaire we deserve!
What a world we live in.
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This week we have stories about security guard pretends to be a surgeon and surgery goes bad, lady stuck in a chair making fetish content had to be freed with jaws of life and police are arresting fast food workers cause they’re not getting free burgers and you can put murder on a payment plan. Also Jeremy Clarkson is a party pooper and other stuff!
What a world we live in.
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This week we have stories about shock horror and surprise as social justice warriors miss another target, you can win a prize by driving at the speed of Ketchup and man marries his dead wife’s sister, on the day he was supposed to marry the dead one, but she died on the wedding day, so yeah he just married the sister instead and a man who has married a sex doll, cheated on that sex doll, divorced that sex doll and will marry you, if you also like sex dolls.
What a world we live in.
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Sup there Burpees,
This week we have stories about a man who lost his penis because he tried to put it where it wasn't welcome, again, allegedly. PETA have some perfectly reasonable suggestions, allegedly and you can cover up the smell of a dead body with 70 bottle of air freshener, allegedly.
What a world we live in, allegedly.
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Sup there Burpees,
This week Matt forgot he was recording and shovelled some weed edibles into his face, so even as he writes this he's forgotten what was said in the show.
Flashes of dinosaurs, lost cell phones, Burger King assassins and a massive chicken wing shortage.
That's a shortage of chicken wings that is massive, not a shortage of massive wings.
What a world we live in!
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This week we have stories about A cookie recipe that I won’t be going anywhere near, $26m dollar lottery ticket washed down the drain and mammals can breathe through their anus in emergencies!
What a world we live in!
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This week we have stories about Italians getting pissed off over vending machine pizza, Chernobyl alcohol is a thing I bet you didn’t know about and the man who was almost a real life incredible hulk and a proper existential conversation about consciousness.
What a world we live in!
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This week we have stories about sheep shagging refugees who can't be sent home, Caitlyn Jenner says something we agree on (I know, right?) and trillions of loud motherfucking insects are on the way!
What a world we live in!
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Sup there Burpees,
This week we're doing what lots of popular podcasts do, but we're doing it anyway.
The Ask Us Anything episode - find out how the show came about, Matt's musical abilities, how we met, ulcerated foreskins and even more!
Thanks to everyone who took part, it was tons of fun.
What a world we live in!
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This week we have stories about an ambulance delivering a granny to the wrong house and tucking her into bed, a monk has chopped off his own head for good luck in the afterlife and Canada woman tries to dodge curfew by walking her man on a leash. Also, a teenager trades a phone all the way up to a Porsche and John Cleese apologises to all white people for his jokes.
What a world we live in!
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Sup there Burpees,
This week we have stories about declassified alien files that we all knew were true already anyway. A woman’s rage just isn’t acceptable, composting your dead body is a thing now and exercise officially kills more people than it helps, officially. and lots more delicious stuff.
What a world we live in!
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Couple finds a baby on a subway and decides to keep it, porn on baby monitors and the mafia gets caught because of a Youtube cookery show and lots more delicious stuff.
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AI has discovered some fantastic chat up lines, emotional support snake is a thing and NASA have detected gas coming from Uranus and lots more delicious stuff.
What a world we live in!
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Donuts for vaccinations, the worst reason to change your name, and once and for all, it’s not my fault I have a tiny cock and Drake is a filthy so and so!
What a world we live in!
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This week we have stories about Australians being wankers, coffee being sold in baby bottles, big brother still watching you and more and of course your weekly dose of good news!
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This week we have stories about a slug that can recreate itself, a Chinese zoo that tried to pass a dog off as a wolf, underwear thieves in Phuket and cult like rituals for restaurant staff and death from above, eventually!
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Sup there Burpees,
This week we have stories about stuff and something or other, but Matt's not listening. He has a good reason though, in fairness.
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Sup there Burpees,
This week we have stories about a Father being blown up at gender reveal party, a nun has broken corona restrictions to attend an exorcism, and if you wear glasses you don’t need the corona vaccine - YAY!
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This week we have stories about millionaire dogs, being too stupid for aliens to visit, babies being sold to cover hospital bills and more mad shit like that.
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Sup there Burpees,
This week we have stories about Youtube Prank Channel creators getting exactly what you'd expect them to get, a young fella who was in a coma during the entire pandemic and yet still caught Covid twice! And there's more stuff, you know how this works!
What a world we live in!
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Sup there Burpees,
This week we have stories about a woman who made up a holocaust survival story for money, why Wombats poo cubes made of poo and Matt has finally found his dream job, or a way to exploit the inventor of it.
What a world we live in!
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Sup there Burpees,
Women being tricked into showing their boobs, Capitol Hill rioter crowdfunds for her legal fees, and McDonald’s customer rings police after she was told she missed breakfast...
What a world we live in!
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Sup there Burpees,
We have stories about rabbis saying that the covid vaccines will make you gay (if you're not already), and who knew that legalising weed would lead to increased sales of junk food?
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Sup there Burpees,
We have stories about magical penis children's shows, computer hackers messing with people's chastity toys and Elon Musk trying to look like he cares while avoiding tax.
What a world we live in!
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Sup there Burpees,
The first one of 2021 and we have stories all about Cow burp catchers, Chinese spaceships, Donald Trump being a sausage and more!
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Sup there Burpees,
Apologies for the unannounced break, but this time of year is mental for Matt's job and with all the lockdown and not lockdown business that's going on it just sort of got away from us.
But we're here with a look back on some of the weirder stories of 2020, in what was an absolute mind and body fuck of a year.
Some stuff we've mentioned through the year and lots that we missed.
We hope you're all safe and had a great holiday time and here's to 2021 being less of a butt violation than last year!
What a world we live in!
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Sup there Burpees,
This week the magical monoliths are taking over the world so Matt sees a business opportunity, Koalas ruining Christmas and Sarah Jessica Parker is messing with the Kangaroos...
That's if Matt can keep himself awake...
What a world we live in!
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Sup there Burpees,
This week we have stories all about the magical appearing and disappearing monolith, and Donald Trump being badgered to pardon Joe Exotic.
Also, should it be a crime to have failed to do something - like murder for instance?
After all, an attempt isn't a success!
What a world we live in!
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Sup there Burpees,
This week we have stories about Russians who can't handle their sanitiser, a Sex Pistol being bitten on the cock and custom fetish videos involving vacuum cleaners.
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Sup there Burpees,
This week we have stories about children being thrown over school fences, soccer players being eaten alive by ants, a doctor (A DOCTOR!) gets conned into buying a magic lamp and a big ol' fight in Tesco with eggs.
What a world we live in!
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Sup there Burpees,
It's US Election time - well it happened already - or it's still happening depending on when you're reading this and depending on what state is getting sued by Trump and the Republican party.
Anyway, it's our Election 2020 Special!
What a world we live in!
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Sup there Burpees,
Real life “Bad Boys” cops lived the Miami lifestyle, children asked to send in pictures of their underwear to a school librarian and a human head used as a halloween prop. Also, Kanye West’s present to his wife and what we should expect from 5G as well as it putting Fitbits onto cows...?
What a world we live in!
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Sup there Burpees,
This week, we have stories about how Santa won’t be getting a corona vaccine for Christmas, a Chinese man skips out on a bill on a first date and you’ll never guess what Donald Trump’s twitter password is -
What a world we live in!
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Sup there Burpees,
This week, we're streamlining the show. No more "filler" segments, just news - weird, offbeat, strange and serious news - but still in our own style. Let us know what you think!
We have stories about spaghetti in hamburgers, Kanye on voting ballots, sex noises coming from a school board room, a Twinkie that is defying scientists and angry IKEA customers take local planning into their own hands!
What a world we live in!
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Sup there Burpees,
This week we've got stories about a a priest who had a threesome with a porn star and a dominatrix on a church altar while recording the entire thing - and how you can't do anything in this world without being caught by a nosey neighbour!
What a world we live in!
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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 11:35
Weekly Was Wupdates - 41:20
Back to the Wuture - 1:17:47
Good News - 1:23:45
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Sup there Burpees,
This week we've got stories about a drunk man making a 13 year old drive him around for ice cream and some of the most bizarre fertility rituals some cultures have adopted...
What a world we live in!
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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 5:51
Weekly Was Wupdates - 31:10
Back to the Wuture - 1:01:13
Good News - 1:10:24
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Sup there Burpees,
This week we've got stories about a hidden man cave under Grand Central Terminal in New York and a dude who's having some trouble keeping his giant wooden cock erect.
What a world we live in!
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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 4:46
Weekly Was Wupdates - 46:10
Back to the Wuture - 1:12:30
Good News - 1:18:05
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Sup there Burpees,
We've got stories about Twitter controlled butt plugs, and people having orgasms while working out. Still don't think it's worth it.
What a world we live in!
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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 9:29
Weekly Was Wupdates - 55:29
Back to the Wuture - 1:22:08
Good News - 1:31:57
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Sup there Burpees,
This week we have stories about all sorts of shenanigans but really Matt's having a hard time focusing!
What a world we live in!
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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 6:48
Weekly Was Wupdates - 28:20
Back to the Wuture - 58:52
Good News - 1:06:38
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Sup there Burpees,
We're still in isolation but I'm sure we'll be back to normal soon enough.
This week we have stories about a bigot getting some poetic karmic justice and a real life Willy Wonka giving away a real life candy factory. Sort of
What a world we live in!
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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 8:00
Weekly Was Wupdates - 46:42
Back to the Wuture - 1:12:24
Good News - 1:21:42
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Sup there Burpees,
We're still in isolation but I'm sure we'll be back to normal soon enough.
This week we have lots of stories, including one about Matt's penis and their adventures together over the last two weeks.
What a world we live in!
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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 10:19
Weekly Was Wupdates - 43.05
Back to the Wuture - 1:06:36
Good News - 1:45:38
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Sup there Burpees,
We're still in isolation but I'm sure we'll be back to normal soon enough.
This week we have stories about Ireland being under attack from super aggressive E-coli spreading Seagulls - those rats with wings causing trouble again, the bastards.
Also, could you live stream your entire life for a year? Some dude did and he says it changed his life for the better...
What a world we live in!
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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 11.35
Weekly Was Wupdates - 38.40
Back to the Wuture - 1:05:55
Good News - 1:16:00
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Sup there Burpees,
We're still in isolation but we have Paddy with us this week to keep us in check.
We have stories about Chinese restaurants weighing people before they eat and scientists being one step closer to having bomb sniffing cyborg locusts!
What a world we live in!
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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 6.47
Weekly Was Wupdates - 55.25
Back to the Wuture - 1:10:20
Good News - 1:21:37
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Sup there Burpees,
We're back in isolation again because the number of cases is on the rise - local lockdowns in place in Ireland and probably more on the way.
But we have stories all about Trump funding Hookers for Jesus and also Trump wanting to be made immortal on Mount Rushmore!
What a world we live in!
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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 14:52
Weekly Was Wupdates - 39:42
Back to the Wuture - 1:08:45
Good News - 1:19:28
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Sup there Burpees,
We're back again and this week we have stories all about a man who lost his penis but has another one growing on his arm, so it's all good!
Also, Matt tries to find out if he can start the first Irish chapter of the Satanic church!
What a world we live in!
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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 10:35
Weekly Was Wupdates - 48:51
Back to the Wuture - 1:16:45
Good News - 1:28:28
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Sup there Burpees,
Matt's still soberish so let's do this. This week we have stories all about satanic schools offering scholorships and people dressing up as ghosts and scaring people in graveyards.
We also take a look at some things you can try to lift your mental mood - so it's all good!
What a world we live in!
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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 5:54
Weekly Was Wupdates - 41:51
Back to the Wuture - 1:05:50
Good News - 1:17:54
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Sup there Burpees,
Back at it and Matt is dry of weed - the whole country can't get weed anywhere so he's a little more focused, hence the extra running time!
We have stories about a man who lost a the weight of a whole person just to fit on a rollercoaster and another man who was identified as a paedophile by his wife who recognised his genitals in pictures he'd sent to a child.
What a world we live in!
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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 13.04
Weekly Was Wupdates - 1.02.18
Back to the Wuture - 1.33.17
Good News - 1.47.37
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Sup there Burpees,
We're back in the studio because even though the world is still getting very very sick, the government says that we can be back in the same room together again. And when was the government ever wrong?
This week we have stories about Japanese UFO's, Godzilla and a supermarket grossing out vegans by adding lizard heads to their food.
What a world we live in!
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Sup there Burpees,
This week we're short on news, but it's not our fault! Paddy joins us again and we realise that maybe we don't offer enough in this show, but hey...
Also - Happy Birthday Nate!
What a world we live in!
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Sup there Burpees,
We're nearly back to normal where you can hear us in one sound quality!
This week we're actually a little light on stories, but we make up for it and in no way just ran down the clock to an acceptable hour's worth of free entertainment. Promise.
What a world we live in!
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Sup there Burpees,
Well we're still at it, podcasting in our jammies!
Today we have stories about death and death and misery and I think there's a happy story at the end, I can't remember. I'm going through some stuff and trying not to project it here, but maybe by typing it I've already done that.
What a world we live in!
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Sup there Burpees,
Well we're still at it, podcasting in our jammies!
Today we have stories about millionaire hospital bills, and Italian prisoners escaping jail and just leaving a polite note saying they'll be back in three weeks - that's considerate.
And we also take a look at the most "Karen" things a Karen has ever Karened.
What a world we live in!
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Sup there Burpees,
Well we're still at it, podcasting in our jammies!
Today we're talking all sorts of weird rubbish from around the internet from Elmer Fudd not being allowed to shoot Bugs Bunny anymore and kids needing driving licences to play with their toys, according to a proper "Karen" in a park.
What a world we live in!
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Sup there Burpees,
Well we're still at it, podcasting in our jammies!
Nearly at the end of the lockdown, the world is even more upside down than it was before, but sometimes we need something to make us smile, even if only for a few minutes.
So we've got stories about a man drinking a litre of lemon juice for a world record and ancient Isrealites using Cannabis to see God. Can I get an Amen!
What a world we live in!
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Sup there Burpees,
Well we're still at it, podcasting in our jammies!
Sorry we missed you last week, we won't bore you with why but we're back!
This week we're talking about pizza delivery guys getting fired because they didn't get tipped, parrots being called to give evidence in murder trials, and wtf is Tiktok? Matt finds out...
What a world we live in!
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Sup there Burpees,
Well we're still at it, podcasting in our jammies!
We've got long time friend of us and the show, Barry Skyping in from London to join the fun and bring some Weekly Weird Wupdates of his own!
What a world we live in!
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Sup there Burpees,
Well we're still at it, podcasting in our jammies!
This week we learn about the biggest selling sex toys for women, (cos men can't have sexy fun on their own without being perverts) and the smallest restaurant in the world opens in a meadow in Sweden - AND a $500k bet that was won on a game of rock, paper, scissors is ruled to be void in court!
What a world we live in!
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Enjoy ...and scrub those hands
Sup there Burpees,
We're in isolation, quarantine, boredom. We had no main show this week due to technical issues and also Matt being a pussy and saying he was sick.
So here's a little mini show to have in between shows - all about news stories through the decades, so we're delving 100 years into the past and realising that people got up to crazy shit all the time. Whether there was an internet to document it or not!
Keep safe, keep entertained. We'll see you next week for a main show...
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and even more podcast shows on www.thenewsburp.com
Sup there Burpees,
Well we're still at it, podcasting in our jammies!
This week we have friend of us and the show and now you, West End stage star Sean Carey joining us for some nonsense.
We discover that no matter what women want to do to themselves, there's a man who wants to make it weird and sexual, as well as learning about some fetishes.
We bet you have a dirty, dirty secret fetish you filthy whore you!
What a world we live in!
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Enjoy ...and scrub those hands
Sup there Burpees,
We're in isolation, quarantine, boredom. But also it's Easter which means Jesus is a zombie and we can have chocolate for every meal.
So here's a little mini show to have in between shows - all about news stories threw the years that we can't believe people believed.
Keep safe, keep entertained. We'll see you Tuesday for a main show...
Sup there Burpees,
Well we're still at it, podcasting in our jammies!
This week we learn that Ireland's Prime Minister is going back on the front lines as a health care worker to help fight Covid 19, mice have facial expressions and men fighting each other to the death with machetes over a woman!
What a world we live in!
What a world we live in!
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Enjoy ...and scrub those hands
Sup there Burpees,
We're in isolation, quarantine, boredom.
So here's a little mini show to have in between shows - all about news stories threw the years that we can't believe people believed.
Keep safe, keep entertained. We'll see you Monday for a main show...
Sup Burpees
We're still in isolation but bless the internet gods for social media and technology, we can do this via Skype - so Paddy is back.
We may go off on a few tangents but we learn all about the even worse global situations we could find ourselves in apart from Covid 19 and wonder what Tom Hanks films wouldn't be better if Nicholas Cage was in the lead role instead.
Oh, and sorry to the nazis...
What a world we live in!
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Enjoy ...and scrub those hands
Sup Burpees
In a world of social isolation, we record via Skype again where we talk about morons licking toilet seats in a stupid corona virus challenge, people calling for a Cats movie release with furry buttholes intact and reasons why you should be happy that you're ugly!
What a world we live in!
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Enjoy ...and scrub those hands
Sup Burpees
In a world of social isolation, we record via Skype and invite long time friend of the show and us, Paddy Dunne.
We try not to focus on the doom and gloom of the Corona Virus, at least just for an hour or so.
This episode we hear about ISIS being afraid of Covid 19, and Tik Tok moderators being told to ignore poor, ugly and disabled people!
What a world we live in!
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Enjoy ...and scrub those hands
Sup Burpees
Welcome to another episode. Today we find out what events happened on the rare date of February 29th and go to a festival, come home in an ambulance. We look at some of the more dangerous ways to spend your time...
We also hear about different ways you can wipe your ass when the Corona virus makes people bulk buy toilet paper and a drug runner that had drugs scooped out of his ass with a spoon by a rival gang!
What a world we live in!
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Enjoy ...and scrub those hands
Sup Burpees
Today we talk about the disasters of make-up and buildings that can heal themselves as well as overweight men being more persuasive than most and human brains being seized in mail trucks!
What a world we live in!
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Enjoy the show and....in a world where you can be anything, be kind
Sup Burpees
If this show had a price it would be €1.99
Today we talk about rude toys... but not sex toys..(for once) and our primate cousins show us affection.
Then we revisit genital injuries in Back to the Wuture (woocher?) that make all of Adam's sphincters pucker up.
What a world we live in!
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Peeps in podcast land...we salute you
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Are you the victim of false advertising or an April fools prank? Plus we kill 2 birds with one stone in saving the planet. Sounds oxymoronical...
Also there's a man caught watching porn and drinking beer in a library (I mean, who used libraries anymore!?) and a group of women who spiced up another woman's vagina!
What a world we live in!
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Sup burpees!
On today's show we discuss hot topics housing crisis and religion. There are people out there that praise a flying spaghetti monster.
And also we have a man who was trapped into paying a prostitute with a hamburger and some other men who are demanding their foreskins back.
What a world we live in!
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Hey Burpees
It's another episode to fill your ears. On today's show, a guy has a bad year so he decides to change his life. A guy finds a grave stone with his name on it, left by his ex.
Then we delve slightly (can you slightly delve?) into the world of animal trafficking and beaver penises!
What a world we live in.
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Hello Burpees
Welcome to another episode of News Burp. Today would you give your car away to a complete stranger? And how to settle arguments the old fashioned way...with swords!
We also have a story of an 87 year old Porn Star and a deaf man who is trying to sue Pornhub for lack of subtitles in their videos.
What a world we live in!
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Hello burpees
We just couldn't resist - Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina scented candle made it into our Weekly Weird Wupdates along with Batman's Robin being told to make his penis smaller.
What a world we live in!
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Here's hoping we're all still around this time next week!
Hello burpees
We are back in this new year with a brand new episode of News Burp. On today's show we look at what last year gave us and what can we expect from this year. Would you use asparagus to make your predictions? We talk about a woman who does just that.
Also there's a woman who injected her dying son's own feces into his IV bag, delaying his cancer treatment and nearly killing him!
What a world we live in!
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Happy WW III y'all
Hello Burpees!!!
Welcome to another episode of News Burp.
On today's show, gender neutrality and is it getting absurd and a man goes from janitor to physicist with the aid of YouTube videos?
What a world we live in!
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Merry Christmas... ya filthy animals
Hello there Burpees
Welcome to another episode of News Burp
Today, fingers up the bum will be a thing of the past for checking the prostate, we find out when the first televised human birth was and Fanny Scorcher wins a prize for being arty yet lazy.
What a world we live in!
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Hello Burpees
Welcome to another episode of News Burp.
Today, one million pounds worth of sex toys is stolen but what can you get for one million pounds these days, and a new arm cast that is waterproof, breathable and itch-free.
What a world we live in!!!
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Hello Burpers and Skwodies
Welcome to another episode of News Burp. The show that trawls the internet for interesting news stories and burps its essence in your general direction.
On today's show, St. peter's Basilica, the roster goes wrong for one poor chap at a waffle house and people stick things up their penis hole!
What a world we live in
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Bring on the happy
Here we are for another week - another round of weird news and stuff.
This week we have a couple who toasted their wedding with bongs and is the only thing that makes Matt think he'd change something about his own wedding.
Then we have a prisoner whose heart stopped and is trying to argue that he's served his life sentence and should be released. Spoiler - the judge said no - but what do you think?
What a world we live in.
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Hey there Burpees!
Welcome to yet another episode of News Burp. On today's show: we talk about cannibal ants from a nuclear bunker in Poland and a man dying from eating too many egg!
What a world we live in!
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For now, it's time for us to make our Brexit
Peace in...
Hey there Burpees
Welcome to yet another episode of News Burp. On todays show: with the release of Doctor Sleep coming soon we see what good news involves Stephen King and we ask why a university is banning clapping
What a world we live in!
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For now, it's time for us to make our Brexit
Peace in...
Howdy all
Welcome to yet another episode of News Burp....
Yes we are still here.
On today's show we talk about carbon emissions in a quite serious tone, and does your phone make you feel good, bad, weird? Did it turn you gay? We talk about a guy who claims that exact story.
What a world we live in!
As always thank you so much for listening. PLease feel free to like, share, comment and of course review anything and everything we do.
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Enjoy the show and Murray when you call us out....can you introduce us as podskwod
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Hello burpers
Welcome, once again, to News Burp. Today we talk about embarrassing mothers and both emabarraser and embarrassee. Then there's guy who goes fishing for scrap metal.
What a world we live in.
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Send in the clowns.....
Don't bother they're here!!!
Hello burpers
Welcome to another glorious episode of News Burp.
On today's show, confessions. Would you confess to the internet? These people have. Plus a miracle in the making; the blind can now see....sort of.
What a world we live in!
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Until then folks...
If Spiderman can bring Sony and Disney back together...believe that miracles really can happen
Hey there burpers and skwodies all around the world!
We're back again after a week off (unplanned, sorry) and we're bigger and better than ever. (That's what she said)
This week we have stories all about KFC trying to kill us through our mouths and what it's like to be a eunuch in a modern world and Hitler's wife's knickers sell for probably less money than you'd imagine.
What a world we live in.
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Your contributions, large and small keep this ship afloat and help us on our journey....to where? No one knows.
Thanks for listening
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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 6.30
Weekly Was Wupdates - 32.52
Back to the Wuture - 51.20
Good News - 1:04.10
Hey there Skwodies and Burpers
Sorry life was getting in the way of entertaining you good people....but we are back.
On today's show, we talk about dating and how bad can it really be, in a society obsessesed with health and looks people are fasting every other day!
What a world we live in!
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More bang for your buck! How's that for a slice of fried gold?
Thank you all so much again
We would never take Spiderman from the MCU
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Hey there burpers and skwodies all around the world!
This week we're coming from Luvida Restaurant in Navan, where you'll hear some restaurant background sounds because we needed the space for our special guests - The Film Fools Podcast. Craig, Barry and Brian from the Film Fools popped in to guest on this show and we went and guested on theirs.
They're on Spreaker too, so check them out, follow them wherever you get your podcasts and show them some love.
We've got all manner of stories and theories in this show and it was a lot of fun having the lads in, hope you enjoy it.
What a world we live in.
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Thanks for listening
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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 4.45
Weekly Was Wupdates - 35.54
Back to the Wuture - 48.36
Good News - 1:00/48
Hey there burpers and skwodies all around the world!
Here's our second attempt at this week's show - for some reason that we still don't understand our Patreon's Top 5 was looped under or over the main show - boring explanation but that's what happened.
And because we never edit our shows or listen back, we only found out when mega fan, Mason Sloane told us. So thanks man, you're the shit.
Anyway, here it is full of stories about guns going missing in Florida orgies and Japan vending machines selling you stuff to masturbate into and energy drinks to keep you pepped while you do!
What a world we live in.
Thank you as always for listening. Please feel free to contact us on facebook, twitter or e-mail.
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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 10:42
Weekly Was Wupdates - 46:40
Back to the Wuture - 1:11:42
Good News - 1:22:00
Hello skwodies and burpers!
Truth or dare? On today's show we talk about the truth behind the dares from driving cars into the sea to kissing a horse penis, but at least Keanu Reeves is still being a good guy.
What a world we live in!
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Here's a thought...let's stop giving assholes and psychopaths guns.
We love you 3000
Hey there Burpers, we're on time - two weeks in a row! We must be sick or dying or something.
You can show your appreciation with money or boobs or moobs.
This week we have stories about women in the UK putting ice lollies in their vaginas just to cool down on the heat wave that is still trying to convince some people of global warming, and a Kentucky man's eye that nearly popped when a doctor removed a tick from it.
What a world we live in.
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Back to the Wuture: 1:09:38
Good News: 1:17:06
Hey there Burpers, guess what we're here early for once! I know, not like us at all.
But hey, life and all that.
This week we have stories about a pastor who was caught giving blowjobs to his male congregation and came up with the excuse that he was exorcising demons - from their cocks. And a Florida man who cut off the penis of his wife's lover with a scissors.
What a world we live in.
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However you support us, even if it's just by giving us an hour of your time each week, we love you all for it.
Thank you and we'll catch you next week.
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Weekly Was Wupdates: 44:50
Back to the Wuture: 1:08:47
Good News: 1:14:30
Whaddup there Burpers, we've got a stonker of a show for you this week, broadcast live over the internet on Monday 8th July - be sure to get us on spreaker.com if you want notifications on when we broadcast live in future!
This week we have stories on sex dolls (surprise surprise), a woman who claims to live on air only (she's full of shit) and a man who was arrested while running around naked because he was on 5 tons of acid.
What a world we live in.
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Waddup there burpers and skwodies here's a brand new episode for your listening pleasure, or listening anyway!
We have lots going on in this show with stories about sex doll makers creating dolls that look like people's dead spouses - would you get that done?
Matt found out what he was supposed to do for Back to the Wuture, so we did that this week instead of finding out stuff about the Chinese dog meat festival, which sounds delightful!
Don't forget you can sign up over on patreon.com/newsburp for more exclusive content just for you and you can get in touch with us on social medias all @newsburp
And keep an eye out for more shows from us on www.podskwod.com
Jump to your favourite segment:
Weekly Weird Wupdates - 10.12
Weekly Was Wupdates - 39.39
Back to the Wuture - 57.47
Godd News - 1:05.36
Catch all's y'alls next week!
Oh and be sure to check out That Was Genius podcast - here's the link to where you can get them - http://bit.ly/ThatWasGeniuslinks
Waddup there burpers and skwodies here's a brand new episode for your listening pleasure, or listening anyway!
This week we've got stories about people paying other people for videos of custom murders and Matt forgets all about what he was supposed to do for this week's Back to the Wuture, so much so that he has to ask a listener.
But he made up for it, sort of.
Don't forget you can sign up over on patreon.com/newsburp for more exclusive content just for you and you can get in touch with us on social medias all @newsburp
And keep an eye out for more shows from us on www.podskwod.com
Jump to your favourite segment:
Weekly Weird Wupdates - 5:37
Weekly Was Wupdates - 48:50
Back to the Wuture - 1:06:32
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Thanks for joining us again for another romp on our little news commentary show that is News Burp, and have we got a show for you?.......Yes. Yes we do.
Today we are talking jokes.The funniest jokes according to science and if you don't laugh, you go against science.
Can you read and write? Well we talk about a guy who could barely do either and is now a millionaire.
What a world we live in.
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We are coming to you live. This week we look at problem solving,the simple, the genius and the idiotic.
And with everyone except Trump trying to save the planet we talk about a cafe made entirely of cardboard.
What a world we live in.
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On today's show (apologies for being late) we look at the justice system with e-fits that don't fit and lawyers who make us laugh.
And in good news we have a story for Memorial Day
What a world we live in.
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Today we look at animals....do they even have the right name?
For instance, if I said to you "danger noodle" would you think of a snake? Well someone on the internet would.
And, in honour of GOT, we find that a youngster in New Zealand is demanding more dragon research from his government.
What a world we live in.
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Imagine you're in a supermarket and there's a toddler who decides to throw a tantrum. That's annoying isn't it? Now imagine that you're over taken by the desire to punch that child because you're tired of toddlers throwing tantrums.
Reckon the fall out would be worth it?
Now imagine you're an inmate in prison and you take a strange pill from another inmate that gives you a 4 day erection. Good times? Not really, probably.
What a world we live in!
What a wonderful world we live in!
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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 13.27
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Back to the Woocher - 1.14.02
Good News - 1.21.38
So...we are live again. We found the time, the fates were aligned, our star signs were compatible, a higher power made it so......whatever. We are able to come to you live and uncut.
We'll be looking at 2 of lifes biggest influencers....sex and death....TOGETHER. Then there is the other influencer money. If you found a large sum of money, what would you do? Some people just give it away.
What a world we live in
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So, you know how last week we said we'd be broadcasting live from now on? Well turns out we're a bunch of lying arseholes! But at least we have an episode this week!
This week it's all about holding illegal immigrants hostage for sex fantasies and men's beards having more germs in them than a dog apparently!
We've also got a list of things that rich people have done, just because they could!
What a world we live in!
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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 2.55
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Back to the Wuture - 53.55
Good News - 1.15.16
Broadcasting live again and we're back after an absence of a couple of weeks, but we'll fill you in on everything.
In Weekly Weird Wupdates we have a millionaire who wants to create a real life battle royale on a deserted island and we're all for that.
In Back to the Woocher, we look at all the gross things people have found in their food and in good news we salute the law makers of New York! Find out why below...
What a world we live in!
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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 9.01
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Imagine you go and drink your favourite soft drink only to find a dead mouse in there. Then you go and you complain to that company and they offer you some vouchers for more of their mouse infested soft drink - would you take it?
Or you could always just lick a toilet seat on a plane!
We're trying this live for the fist time, so you're going to hear us completely un-edited!
What a world we live in!
What a wonderful world we live in!
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Imagine you're a woman and you're having the best oral sex you've ever had, then you smell burning toast and next thing you know you're having a stroke!
Would that put you off oral sex? Or does it make it more exciting now that there's a danger element?
Also we have a story about a video game that was pulled from Steam (game market) called "Rape Day" that was all about performing violent sex acts against women.
What a world we live in!
What a wonderful world we live in!
As always thanks for listening, sharing and all that other good stuff, we'll catch you again next week.
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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 12.26
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Good News - 1.02.40
Imagine you're a police officer and you turn up to a call only to be beaten quite badly by a ranting, drunk naked woman. Down side, you end up with some injuries and time off work.
Upside, you end up with time off work and don't have to deal with ranting, drunk naked women. (Unless that's what you're into)
What a wonderful world we live in!
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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 9.04
Weekly Was Wupdates - 37.46
Back to the Woocher - 54.57
Good News - 1.05.12
Can you imagine working in a shop where the returns policy is so relaxed that customers try returning used toilets, worn underwear and completely eaten food? How do you return completely eaten food I hear you say? Well listen on to find out.
Also, we take a look at some of the weirdest stuff that women have had to put up with from us men in the name of kinky sex.
What a wonderful world we live in!
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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 8.36
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Back to the Woocher - 1.07.48
Good News - 1.20.35
Imagine you're asleep in bed, all tucked up and safe in your house and you wake up to see a random stranger in your bedroom. Freaked out? More than likely.
Now imagine that this stranger is sucking on your toes. On a scale of 1 to "oh god I hope I'm having a nightmare" how disturbed and freaked out would you be?
This and we take a look at how much prostitution is costing around the world these days and there's some bargains to be had. Y'know, if you can get around the whole slave trade thing.
What a wonderful world we live in!
As always thanks for listening, sharing and all that other good stuff, we'll catch you again next week.
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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 10.22
Weekly Was Wupdates - 38.09
Back to the Woocher - 57.04
Imagine you ordered a sex toy off the internet and then the post man delivered it to your neighbour's house and then their dog tore it up. That'd be embarrassing, right? Now imagine that but this time the neighbour invites you in to collect your ripped up, chewed and slobbered on sex toy. That'd be embarrassinger, right?
Yeah, some neighbours are dicks. We also look back on just how easy it is to fake your own death. We might do it later at some stage. If we can be bothered.
What a wonderful world we live in!
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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 6.20
Weekly Was Wupdates - 36.46
Back to the Woocher - 51.09
Have you ever thought about faking your own death? Or have you ever had a naked woman chase you out of a hotel after random sex? No? Well that's what's in our Weekly Weird Wupdates this week.
Also, Matt is having a bit of a crisis. Documentaries and podcasts about the universe are playing havoc with his relaxation weed time.
What a wonderful world we live in!
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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 8.17
Weekly Was Wupdates - 44.37
Back to the Woocher - 57.15
Hey there, have you got a dry vagina? It's probably all the weed you're smoking. This is in our Weekly Weird Wupdates along with how a student ate 5 day old pasta and died and we find out what crazy things you can rent in Japan following up on a story from last week!
What a wonderful world we live in!
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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 8.05
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Back to the Woocher - 1.04.07
Hey there, are you lonely and reclusive? You know what you need to do? Rent a sister!
Or you could always just get caught smoking crack and getting a blowjob at some traffic lights.
What a wonderful world we live in!
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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 10.23
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Back to the Woocher - 1.01.18
Imagine you're 4 years of age and you start going through puberty - or imagine spending nearly five thousand monies on your pet's funeral?
This plus we look at some of the weirdest stuff you can buy at your local Costco!
What a wonderful world we live in!
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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 10.33
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How much Mac and Cheese is too much Mac and Cheese? How about a massive 27lb bucket? Or what are the weirdest things that people have tried to have sex with?
This and lots more click baity stuff (because we're not above that)
What a wonderful world we live in!
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We're back baby, and we're back with a bang! Full of stories all about fortune telling past life princesses and Irish brothels renting out a single sex doll. That's right, just one.
What a wonderful world we live in!
Imagine you're a teacher and you just wander into a lake where some teenagers are playing water volleyball and you take it upon yourself to bite a 14 year old on the bum.
Then imagine you tried to bribe the arresting police officer with $200 to get the whole thing ignored.
What would the neighbours think? Oh and Adam gets all antisemitic.
This week we're talking all about what Kate Beckinsale apparently smears all over her face in the name of beauty. Spoiler - it may or may not be Korean baby foreskin.
What a wonderful world we live in!
This week we're a little distracted by a story of a man charged with farting in a boy's face and another man with a half a meter of a penis on him!
What a wonderful world we live in!
This week we look at a man who tried to bring religion to an isolated tribe and ended up dead. Go figure.
The Sentinelese are an isolated tribe thought to be the direct descendants of the first humans to leave Africa, and they don't like your sort around here!
This week we learn that there are UFO's over Ireland freaking airline pilots out and teachers confiscating dildos from school kids. What a world we live in!
This week we're all about an irrational hatred for snooker player Jimmy White, as well as Weekly Weird Wupdates about being forced to drink pee at work for being bold and wondering whether or not we should be teaching children about orgasms. What a world we live in.
We also take a look back at this week through the years in news and Matt goes digging around for ways to make money through fetishes on the internet. It's not as easy as you might think.
This week we got lazy twice - first we thought of a topic to talk about a week after it happened, instead of planning ahead. Then instead of a particular date or event we just thought we'd see what happened on Hallowe'en every year.
It's actually a lot of work being this lazy.
In our Weekly Weird Wupdates this week we have things about Saudi poo orgies and fetishes - it's a good one.
Plus in Back to the Woocher we get an update on the Purple Penguins situation from last week. Joy.
This week we're looking back to August 1997 when Princess Diana was tragically killed during a chase from paparazzi in Paris. Whether or not you think there's a conspiracy surrounding her death or not, there's no denying that the entire world was distracted by it. So what other news was going on in the world when that happened.
And in our Weekly Weird Wupdates we have purple penguins and naked penis biting - what a world we live in!
Matt has a brother who was born with extra bones and stuff because his mother was pregnant during the Chernobyl disaster. Either that or she microwaved his baby bottles instead of just using some hot water. Whatever the reason, the Chernobyl meltdown in 1986 is our topic of discussion in Weekly Was Wupdates this week.
We've both been to Euro Disney, and had completely different experiences, but back in 1955 when Disneyland opened its doors for the very first time, the world watched as history was happening before their very eyes.
So there must have been some news that was lost around that. That's what we're looking at this week, along with the usual Weekly Weird Wupdates.
Right, so we're not the biggest sports fans on this here podcast, but when we were kids we remember the world cup of 1990 - because we'd never made it to a world cup before - so it was a big one.
Then when goal keeper Packie Bonner saved a penalty against Romania, the country collectively shit a kitten with excitement - so there was obviously some news happening in the world that we missed out on then - that's what we're looking at this week.
Remember when OJ Simpson was found not guilty of killing those people even though he totally killed those people? In what is probably still one of the most dividing of topics in recent times, this racially charged murder trial captured the attention of the world.
So it's likely that some other news was going on at the time that we missed out on - that's what we're looking at this week.
This week we're looking at the news that was lost around the Osama Bin Laden assassination way back in 2011 - you won't believe what Flavor Flav was up to!
This week we have a lady who blew her fingers off by confusing a stick of dynamite for a candle and we look at probably the biggest televisual event of the early 1980's - Who Shot JR!
You couldn't escape this thing and an unbelievable number of people around the world tuned in to find out.
As always thanks for listening, sharing and all that other good stuff, we'll catch you again next week.
So the pope came to Ireland and didn't apologise like a lot of people thought he should. And nowhere near as many people turned up to see him as the last one. But there's other stuff too.
And we have a girl who is allergic to water in our Weekly Weird Wupdates plus more.
So imagine our embarrassment when we plan for a particular date and then get it all completely wrong because Matt was trying to be funny and Adam just, well he just didn't.
Oh and we've got surfers complaining about being surfers and a man sleeping next to a dead body for a week.
This week we're looking at the news that was lost around the fall of the Berlin Wall. It includes Batman, and someone having to work on Christmas morning. Trust us.
This week we take a look as CBS's first ever full colour television broadcast that came a full 3 years before anybody owned the first colour television! We also take a look at some of the weirder stuff that gets stolen from businesses and the biggest credit card scams in history. As always thanks for listening, sharing and all that other good stuff, we'll catch you again next week. Feel free to get in touch with the usual means or leave a comment below... Twitter Facebook iTunes Spotify podskwod@gmail.com Jump to your fave segment: Hello! - 2.10 Weekly Weird Wupdates - 9.52 Weekly Was Wupdates - 50.07 Is it a poop or is it a scoop? - 1.14.16
This week we take a cheery look back on some mass destruction and murder all in the name of stopping mass destruction and murder.
We also take a look at the man who sold the Eiffel Tower twice!
This week we look at the "unbelievable" facts about burglary in our Weekly Weird Wupdates and you won't believe what happens next etc!
In our New Segment - Weekly Was Wupdates we take a look at all the news that was lost in the aftermath of the assassination of the moon landing.
It's a sad day and also a great day!
Our new show format will focus more on news - weird news of present and past, where we delve deeper into the stories, give you some more information and learn about the lost news of the past!
But we're losing our Top 5's and our Would you rather...?
We know some of you will be a little disappointed, but hope that you'll stick around as we evolve our show to keep it fresh and entertaining not only for you to listen to, but for us to produce!
Extra long bumper episode this week as we have a very special guest, Gordo from Those Conspiracy Guys podcast. We'll be featuring on the next True Crime episode of their show, but for now he's here to help us out with some conspiracy theories of our own!
In our Weekly Weird Wupdates we've got scientists wasting everyone's time again and Uranus never recovering from that battering it got!
So this week we found the 7 most common complaints from customers and how a manager should respond. And Matt will tell you why that's all bollox!
Then Adam has a rant.
Tis a good one!
As always thanks for listening, sharing and all that other good stuff, we'll catch you again next week.
This week we focus on some stuff that you've sent us. We have an email from Barry telling how he's finally making his shitty job work for him.
And an email from a concerned customer that a manager was being a bit of a dick to his staff.
So we answer both, it was a lot of fun.
So Matt still has no job, but that's ok. It's all his own fault.
This time Adam has a list of things that kids can do when in restaurants to stop themselves getting bored and keep them involved.
Matt tells a story about when he was a kid, in particular when he was 12. It's not a happy one, but still.
Episode 2 of this season means that Adam does some research to get some topics to talk about that are server and retail related.
Then Matt drops a bombshell that isn't really surprising when you listen back on previous episodes!
This week sees the last in the season of #tablefor2 as we make way for our new mini show - #moviepitches.
Matt's diary tells a story of a table who complained just to have everything given to them for free, but it then transpired that they didn't have enough money to begin with .
Adam would have done some research, but instead he got mixed up and thought we were doing movie pitches a week early.
No harm, it'll show you what we're all about.
This week in Matt's Diary he recounts the tale of some rather loud and obnoxious customers who he very could have mistaken for American, if it wasn't for his keen ear for accents and incredible detective work.
And Adam trawls through Reddit to find the 11 most irritating things that customers have ever asked for...
In Matt's diary this week he takes a look at some VIP customers who probably don't deserve to be on the VIP list at all!
And Adam has a list of things that restaurant and bar staff do wrong, according to customers!
Matt's diary this week tells a tale of staff from another restaurant acting like the worst customers ever. Should they know better or should we cut them some slack because it was their night out?
Adam ponders the need for proper staff training, considering the high turnover of staff in restaurants etc.
We've all had one of those shifts when all of the morons come out to play. And when they do, they'll all be sat in your section.
Matt unloads this week's stress into his diary and Adam instead gets a list of 5 disgusting truths about every restaurant (from a chef).
Matt's diary this week focuses on the type of customer who jokes about being "terrible" by just being insufferable.
Then Adam asks who is better - restaurant servers or banquet servers!
Let the fight begin!
This week Matt tells a story of a customer who tried to get free stuff by sabotaging her own meal and Adam does some more proper research!
This week Matt is off work, so doesn't have any current stories about hating work. That doesn't mean he can't pull from 22 years of experience though! Also, Adam has gotten himself a new job so has done a list of things that he'll miss when he leaves and never comes back to have to serve food ever again! As always thanks for listening, sharing and all that other good stuff, we'll catch you again next week. Feel free to get in touch with the usual means or leave a comment below... Twitter Facebook iTunes podskwod@gmail.com
Matt's diary this week is all about the VIP customer who makes themselves a VIP just by being annoying and impossible to ignore. Don't be that person.
And Adam has a Top 5 things that really annoy him about working in a restaurant, but that might not annoy anyone else...
This week we have another listener email about his own experiences working as a waiter.
Adam looks at things that have become cliché'd in restaurants and Matt has another entry in his diary, this time about a man who can't communicate with other human beings properly.
This week Matt's focused on a customer who faked an allergy just so that something wouldn't appear on her plate. It's hard to believe that a grown person would act so childish, but anyway! Adam does some actual research to find out what people complain about most and we discuss whether or not those complaints are warranted. (Spoiler, they're mostly not) As always thanks for listening, sharing and all that other good stuff, we'll catch you again next week. Feel free to get in touch with the usual means or leave a comment below... Twitter Facebook iTunes podskwod@gmail.com
Another episode, another adventure in hospitality. This week's Dear Diary from Matt features a customer who is just a terrible person, who with added alcohol becomes just weird. Then Adam does some research to find out what things a terrible waiter does. Are we guilty of any of them? As always thanks for listening, sharing and all that other good stuff, we'll catch you again next week. Feel free to get in touch with the usual means or leave a comment below... Twitter Facebook iTunes podskwod@gmail.com
This week Matt looks at people who order for the table and how annoying it can be for all involved! And Adam looks at a top 10 list of how to behave as a customer while dining in a restaurant. Be honest with yourself and ask how guilty you are of any of them! As always thanks for listening, sharing and all that other good stuff, we'll catch you again next week. Feel free to get in touch with the usual means or leave a comment below... Twitter Facebook iTunes podskwod@gmail.com
This week in Matt's Dear Diary we hear a tale of a table who wanted everything made to their specific requirements. Which is ok if it's one or two small things, but when the whole table wants their own menu, it's a massive pain in the hoop. Adam does some actual research from waiterrant.net which is 50 signs that you work in a terrible restaurant! Let's see how many you can check off your list. Thanks for listening, sharing and all that good stuff. Twitter Facebook iTunes podskwod@gmail.com
Is there anything worse than being an arsehole to a server? How about a server dining in another restaurant and then being an arsehole to a server? Yeah, that's worse. Feel free to get in touch at any time, and in particular if you're a hospitality or retail worker and want to share some stories of your own, do so with the following links or leave a comment below! Thanks for listening, sharing and all that good stuff. Twitter Facebook iTunes podskwod@gmail.com
Our brand new mini-cast telling of our adventures in hospitality and giving tips on how not to be an arsehole while being a customer! Feel free to get in touch at any time, and in particular if you're a hospitality or retail worker and want to share some stories of your own, do so with the following links or leave a comment below! Thanks for listening, sharing and all that good stuff. Twitter Facebook iTunes podskwod@gmail.com