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Mark Gets a Car (rerun) Jun 16, 2021

A 16 year old with an embarrassing problem is finally given true freedom, but he's about to learn that the open road comes with consequences. Originally aired July 17, 2019.

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The Perfect Ambulance feat. Tim Stoltenberg (rerun) Jun 09, 2021

Them slippery boys done got greased with responsibilities again. We'll be back soon, but for now enjoy this blast from the past about injuries that come fast, featuring our buddy and longtime mentor Tim Stoltenberg!

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Lasagna Nights (Rerun) May 27, 2021

The boys got real slammed by life this week, so we're bringing back our favorite hard boiled pasta noir. Enjoy Lasagna Nights!

Dig through layers of thick, cheesy intrigue as America’s foremost cartoon cat unravels the mystery of a missing nemesis.

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no one will notice (feat. Feña Ortalli) May 12, 2021

The longest cybersecurity company in the 70s is rocked by a new kind of danger, but not in a flashy way or anything. Featuring Feña Ortalli.

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I'm in Love with this Possum (feat. Aaron Read) Apr 28, 2021

Trash becomes treasure when one man brings art to NYC and love into the dumpster of his heart. Featuring Aaron Read.

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The Disclaimer (feat. Amy Shostak) Apr 22, 2021

It's time for magic, music, and MYSTERY as a team of cool tech kids take in the world's daddiest music festival and run afoul of a monster they helped to create. Featuring Amy Shostak.

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Hayai Densha (HYPERTRAIN) Apr 08, 2021

A young train vows to be the fastest in Japan, but will guts and hard work and the power of friendship be enough to overcome nefarious infrastructure cuts from dubious politicians?

That's right, Tom is out of town so Ed and Rueben made an anime and it is OFF THE RAILS!

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Big Box Training Video Mar 31, 2021

Welcome to your new job at Big Box! This informative employee orientation video will help learn everything you need to know to succeed at Big Box. Our employee- what's that? He's back? God help us all.

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ETR: Blasted by Questions Mar 24, 2021

The boys are taking your questions this week as we deep dive into our experiences in improv, comedy, performance and Rueben's lust for death.

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Second Rodeo (feat. Andrew Phung) Mar 17, 2021

The world's premiere bull rider must confront his past and consider his future as he defines a new generation of buck-boys. Featuring Andrew Phung.

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The Unassigned Seat (feat. Stacey Hallal) Mar 10, 2021

A freak encounter between two eerily similar women sends a plane full of passengers into a deadly tailspin. Featuring Stacey Hallal.

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Sizzlers! Mar 03, 2021

In the wake of a nationwide prohibition, OKC's top fajita slinger gets more than he bargained for... and way less than he paid for.

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Dynamite Steve (feat. Maged Roushdi) Feb 25, 2021

Steve's plans to propose to his fiancé goes up in flames during a freak fireworks accident at Dibknee, the most good feeling place in Northern America. Awaking from a coma ten years later he finds that even though the world has moved on without him, a dark secret from his past remains. Featuring Maged Roushdi

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Moira's Night In (feat. Bita Joudaki) Feb 17, 2021

An overworked stock broker desperately needs peace and quiet, but her roommate has other drug-induced, sex-fueled, llama-inclusive plans. Featuring Bita Joudaki.

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PT Cruisin (feat. Gordie Lucius) Feb 10, 2021

Get ready for medium-octane thrills as a random gas station encounter leads a newbie into an all-automatic underworld! Featuring Gordie Lucius.

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The Big Shrink (feat. Jamila Porter) Feb 03, 2021

A world-renowned astronaut becomes what she's always wanted: SMALL! But her journey through upper Manhattan will lead audiences to understand the uselessness of monogamy. Featuring Jamila Porter.

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Tuba Scubers Jan 27, 2021

When the world's best polka band thought their fame couldn't go any higher, the President of the United States asked them to serve their country by going lower than they could ever imagine: The Mariana Trench. Will they kick brass on the (very) low seas or will the pressure crush them?

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Soapbox Death Race (feat. Julian Faid & Kory Mathewson) Jan 20, 2021

A fearless girl bets her life on a lawless soapbox race with just one rule: WIN OR DIE! Featuring Julian Faid and Kory Mathewson.

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Butter Queen for a Day (feat. Kayla Lorette) Jan 13, 2021

In the small town of Tonka, Nebraska, tradition is king but when a young man breaks all the rules, will it end in a glorious reign or regicide?

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Mr. Noodles and the Crypt of Voldemheim Jan 06, 2021

The world's most bumbling spy is inexplicably transported to a world of magic and mild inconvenience to slay the realm's moistest evil.

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Make Mine a Double (feat. John Gebretatose) Dec 30, 2020

A wild, award-worthy night lands two men in a paternally complicated situation and when America isn't ready to accept their medical miracle(s), they'll go to great lengths to prove that two fathers are better than one. Featuring John Gebretatose

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Year End 2020 Dec 23, 2020

After what feels like multiple decades, 2020 is finally coming to a close. The boys take a minute to answer listener questions as well as revisit some of their favorite episode moments from the past year. Happy Holidays!

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Cheesecake Wednesday Dec 16, 2020

A very well-represented woman lands a cushy job at a hot new tech company, but soon finds herself in a barely-told story of delicious corporate malfeasance.

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Ice Puppies Dec 10, 2020

When America's hardest hitting hockey team takes things a bit too far it puts their championship hopes on ice. Can a cute new coach use some puppy love to herd these rowdy boys?

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Fort Feelgood Dec 02, 2020

Fort Feelgood is the pride of the Army, but when America's neighbors to the north stage an attack can the chillest, dankest platoon you've ever met rise high enough to meet the occasion?

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High School Hunk Club Nov 25, 2020

After a tragic bus accident leaves a teenage meathead with nothing to live for, a quirky bookworm discovers a body-building breakthrough that might save the school. Steroids.

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Fortune Favors Francis (feat. Ese Atawo) Nov 11, 2020

A young, not-that-badly off boy finds success with a world-saving invention that no Epi-Pen may be able to fix. Featuring Ese Atawo.

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Coach and the Time Travel Computer Nov 04, 2020

A down-and-out high school basketball coach discovers a machine that puts him at the center of America's difficult-to-comedically-reconcile past in the ultimate game of hoops.

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Trash Man Oct 29, 2020

The world's most wasteful family find themselves on the wrong end of the curb when a demonic sanitation engineer comes to collect.

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Dead Ghost (feat. Becky Johnson) Oct 14, 2020

A ghost returns to Earth on a simple mission: save his son from Nazis and a sentient UFO. Featuring Becky Johnson.

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Damage Per Second Oct 07, 2020

Sylvia Nitro is the world's most badass secret agent. But when the President is kidnapped at Talladega Superspeedway, this do-it-all mom has only one way to turn: left.

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Man Cave Sep 30, 2020

Two new homeowners discover a haunted hideaway in the basement. When a sinister sausage party begins to rage, will they survive a killer keg stand of toxic masculinity?

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DINOSLAYER Sep 23, 2020

A new episode
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MacGuffin Mayhem Aug 26, 2020

A new episode
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The Oinkening Aug 12, 2020

It's porky's revenge -- not the movie Porky's Revenge, but the other much better movie that we just made up. Enjoy!

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The Man Who Can't Be Moved Aug 05, 2020

A stoic war veteran vies for a fortune on America's #1 emotion-based game show, "The Feel-ion Dollar Pyramid"

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New York Jul 29, 2020

The New York Tourism Board invites you on a time-hopping journey of the great Empire State.

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Hurricane Island Jul 22, 2020

Rival pirates stop at nothing to possess a mysterious treasure buried in the eye of the most dangerous enclave, HURRICANE ISLAND.

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A Brunch to Die For Jul 08, 2020

A new episode
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Party Party Jul 01, 2020

After a friend mysteriously dies at a party, a group of students realize the only way to solve the crime is to throw another party.

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The Crystal Box Jun 24, 2020

A new episode
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Deep Salad Jun 17, 2020

The world's number one vegan spy is given his toughest mission of all: saving America's beef supply from a terrorist plot.

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Finangler's Bay Jun 10, 2020

Everyone's favorite derelict seafood shack is in danger of getting shut down by corporate unless they can get themselves in shipshape. Will the motley crew pull it together in time or will it be mutiny on the fried seas?

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Q&A Special May 27, 2020

Tom's off this week so Ed and Rueben are here to answer your questions about the show and improv. We also sneak in a pitch for an anime!

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Near the Water Cooler May 20, 2020

A mysterious office accessory has a strange effect on a new hire... and may tear society apart.

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Cross Me Twice ft. Colin Mochrie May 13, 2020

An elite crossing guard who's lost the ability to love discovers ancient mysteries in a supernatural town. Featuring Colin Mochrie.

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The Beefchunk Boys May 06, 2020

The meatiest gang in the City of Angels goes toe-to-toe with their foes... but will they survive and take back the city from a crazed baseball legend?

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Spiked? Apr 29, 2020

A volleyball-obsessed nobody earns the opportunity of a lifetime.

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A Long Night in North Dakota Apr 22, 2020

A gritty cowboy-type finds a surprise in a shipping crate that will change the Upper Midwest for at least 24 hours.

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Fell Asleep on the Moon Apr 15, 2020

One very average man uncovers a secret that could destroy humanity’s future. He started from the bottom, now he’s Earth’s only hope.

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Where the Magic Happens Apr 08, 2020

At the world's most prestigious school of wizardry, a transfer student discovers the darkest of all magics: sexuality.

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Clogged Apr 01, 2020

When America is threatened by an underground disaster, can a scientist and two plumbers save the day? Or is it game over?

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As The Butter Churns Mar 25, 2020

A tech-obsessed young lady from the big city of Pittsburgh finds herself stranded in Amish Country with a hot young man who shows her the value of hard, HARD work.

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YOU'LL NEVER GET RID OF US Mar 24, 2020

The boys wanted to drop a quick message to let you know our plans moving forward while the whole world is a bit topsy-turvy. They also just wanted to fuck around with each other a bit.

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Grell (ft. Perry Frost) Mar 18, 2020

A humble desert ogre gets some serious shade thrown at him by the world's best-lubricated Baroness. Featuring Perry Frost.

This show was recorded live on Twitch to benefit Dad's Garage during our Social Distancing Spectacular! If you'd like to help out our dear home theater as we weather this storm, please visit https://paypal.me/dadscarnival2019

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Death Bus (ft. Lucky Yates) Mar 11, 2020

A simple bus driver finds himself cast headlong into the world beyond the grave, and his new route leads straight to your demise.
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Sally's Big Shot Mar 04, 2020

Sally Lassname is an up-and-coming farm girl turned comedian. But it’s not all laughs when her ambition to play on the world’s biggest stage begins to take over...
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Blimp Cops (Rerun) Feb 26, 2020

The world conspired against our heroes this week to record a new episode, so we're bringing you one of the classics: BLIMP COPS. This tale of hunky law enforcement in the skies is one of our favorites, so enjoy revisiting a classic or experience it for the first time!
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Big Boy Bounty Feb 19, 2020

A small town in the Pacific Northwest carries an ancient tale of a massive unknown creature prowling its idyllic lake. But when a big-city reporter comes snooping around, will the legend be debunked, or will Big Boy be TOO real for this world?
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Leave Me Alone, I'm Tired Feb 12, 2020

Ruth Bergold has the perfect domestic life. But when the stresses of motherhood and dealing with an unemployed but hilarious disaster of a husband start stacking up, will she crack under the pressure?
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Dry Heat Feb 05, 2020

It’s danger in the desert as two very well-established partners embark on the greatest case of a Southwestern cop’s life: Rescuing his long-estranged wife and still finding time for a few margs along the way.

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Old Feller Jan 29, 2020

An elderly lumberjack must decide between protecting his beloved forest and striking it rich.

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Lasagna Nights Jan 22, 2020

Dig through layers of thick, cheesy intrigue as America’s foremost cartoon cat unravels the mystery of a missing nemesis.

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Snake Lake II Jan 15, 2020

In a sequel to last summer’s hot blockbuster, a very sexy scientist and her himbo lab partner must save the world from being overrun by snakes.

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The Cleansening ft. Matt Horgan Jan 08, 2020

An annual festival of lawless bacterial eradication goes awry when the mob messes with the wrong family. Featuring Matt Horgan.

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Heavens to Betsy Jan 01, 2020

All Betsy wanted in life was eternity in the Promised Land, but upon arrival it's clear Heaven isn't what she expected.

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Regift: Lost Package Dec 25, 2019

We're drowning in Christmas spirit over here so this week we're regifting a holly and jolly favorite of ours: Lost Package!

A lost little Amazon box is gonna need a miracle to make it in time for Christmas, but the forces of chaos and labor organization say otherwise.

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The Rise of Skywalker: A Totally Accurate Preview ft. Star Wars Explained Dec 14, 2019

We join professional Star Wars expert Alex Damon from Star Wars Explained to pitch our version of the upcoming space booms installment, The Rise of Skywalker. Join us as we explore exotic planets like Bargain Island and encounter a sentient Star Destroyer called the USS Uncle Eye Bags. It's rad nonsense and Alex straight-up rules.

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S N O W B L O W E R Dec 11, 2019

It's mutiny at the North Pole when Mrs. Claus is taken hostage. Armed with jolliness, cheer, and a LOT of guns, Santa must save Christmas and his beloved wife from a legion of disgruntled elves.

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Ten Dollar Time Machine Dec 04, 2019

Two loser stoners with a zest for sandwich making find a gateway to space and time in the form of a mysterious dime bag. Will they create the perfect hoagie, or be grinder-ed down by history?

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Baroque'n! (Rerun) Nov 27, 2019

The boys are thankful for over two years of YWH episodes, so let's re-visit where it all started with the very first episode, Baroque'n; The sex drugs and rock-n roll tale of a harpsichord prodigy.

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Vincent and the Perfect Grapes ft. Kevin Gillese Nov 20, 2019

A young cynic with a very big grandma inherits a defunct vineyard and must choose between treading familiar ground or blowing Napa Valley’s standards wide open. Featuring Kevin Gillese.

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South Beef Miami ft. Whittney Millsap Nov 13, 2019

A beachside gym in MiAHmi is under siege by global warming, and a squad of beefy boys (gender neutral) must punch the world back into submission.

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WTSB #1: The First Episode Nov 06, 2019

We're SUPER busy this week, so we're bringing you a SUPER Basement! This is the first ever episode of our last podcast, Welcome to Superbasement. This is what happens when we're left to our own devices... thanks goodness movies came along.
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That's Not Our Horse ft. Megan Leahy Oct 30, 2019

A humble rural family notices something is off about their beloved farm steed. Can they escape its terrible curse before disaster strikes, or will fate say ‘neigh?’ Featuring Megan Leahy.

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There Be Scary in the Closet Space Oct 23, 2019

A man who hates Halloween is magically transported to a realm of pure scary that needs his help. Will he be able to accept the spirit of Halloween into his heart (and butt?)

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Death Glove Oct 16, 2019

A young man’s favorite video game takes a deadly turn when a mysterious relic gives him the power to exact real-world revenge. But is his sudden bloodlust consistent with his progressive moral center?

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Vampire Campfire ft. Mark Kendall Oct 09, 2019

A family of vampires takes to the great outdoors for some much needed fang time. That is until a Jeep-load of horny teenage humans makes it weird. Featuring Mark Kendall.

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The Zoomies (Rerun) Oct 02, 2019

The boys are out sick this week with some CREEPY illnesses and TERRIFYING life responsibilities so we thought we'd kick off October with one of our spooky favorites. Get ready for The Zoomies ft. Perry Frost!

It’s panic on the streets of London when a terrible plague almost brings down the curtain on humanity. Things get gross. Then a little grosser.

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Daddy Hitman Sep 25, 2019

Nicky Slimson is the alluring, salt-and-pepper coifed spokeszaddy for a popular travel website. But what many people don't know is he's also a devoted, loving father and husband. And what even fewer people know is he'll straight up kill people for money. Buckle up, guys.

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PitchFest Sep 18, 2019

It's another mini-pitch session from our big list of movies! We dig into the mailbag of titles we didn't use and get to... well, just a few of them really.

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A Good Day for Dr. Gorf Sep 11, 2019

An endearingly goofy surgeon bumbles his way through yet another adventure that takes him across the world and leaves a serious body count.

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Rubber Bandits Sep 05, 2019

Marissa and Jimmy want what any sensible teens want: passionate, exploratory, SAFE sex. But in their quest for sheathed defloration, they must endure a gauntlet of unsexy bumps and grinds that will challenge their relationship, and most importantly, their libidos.

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Dimension Hunters Aug 28, 2019

Nabbing bad boys is easy for the multiverse's top cops, Trudy and Gluff. That is until inter-dimensional crime lord Pepper Ono lures them into a mind-bending war of the worlds.

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18 Wheels and 19 Mummies Aug 21, 2019

Burt Tussle was an ordinary trucker with an insane amphetamine problem until a business card changed his life forever. Now he must face his deepest fears as he transports a mysterious cargo that may or may not be too much toilet paper.

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The Debbie Machine Aug 14, 2019

Debbie is a medium town secretary who’s climbing her way to the top. But when a tragic accident leaves her body destroyed beyond repair, sinister forces conspire to make her more than a secretary... and possibly more than human.

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100th Episode Special: The Life and Times Of Johnny Pendleton Aug 07, 2019

It’s our 100th episode, so we’re doing something we totally never do: self-indulgently celebrate our show and our favorite character from it.

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The Right Sauce ft. Matt Horgan Jul 31, 2019

A family secret creates the tastiest topping on Earth. Can young Franco keep his secret ingredient under wraps before it falls into the wrong hands? Featuring Matt Horgan.

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Digging for Onions ft. Maged Roushdi Jul 24, 2019

A quaint American onion town suffers a devastating blight. Now it's up to one special botanist to save the town from the grips of famine... and the evil tendrils of corruption. Featuring Maged Roushdi.

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Mark Gets a Car Jul 17, 2019

A 16 year old with an embarrassing problem is finally given true freedom, but he's about to learn that the open road comes with consequences.

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The Blackest Hat Jul 10, 2019

The world's most elite hackers are called together for a super cyber challenge, and it's up to one disgraced keyboard warrior to crack the code.

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Space Bodyssey Jul 03, 2019

When a young college student takes medical science too far, his roommate will embark on the biggest little adventure to save his life.

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Murder Beach Jun 26, 2019

Crystal Beach is the swingingest spot for teens in town but when bodies start washing ashore it's up to the town's most popular couple to solve the case.

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SkyBlasters Jun 19, 2019

A young woman with a debilitating illness aspires to join Earth’s most elite alien-fighting aerial squadron. But when duty calls, will she be able to answer?

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Doctor Throatpunch Jun 12, 2019

An unorthodox, backwoods doctor soars through the ranks of Chicago's top hospital. But will this rural surgeon make the cut when the stakes get personal?

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Dying for Attention ft. Perry Frost Jun 05, 2019

Social media influencers across America receive cryptic invitations to compete for ultimate fame. Little do they know, this Battle Royale is a DEATH MATCH. Featuring Perry Frost.

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Porcupotamus May 22, 2019

San Francisco is devastated as an unholy fusion of beasts rampages through the city. Only one super-capable young woman who is also a doctor and partners with but not married to an elite Army pilot stands in its way.

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Dungeon Mountain May 15, 2019

D'attario is a humble dog boy until an ancient evil destroys his life, sending him on an epic quest to find his best friend in the most dangerous dungeon in the land. Take a toke off your wizard pipe and get ready for adventure!

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Dave's New Digs ft. Lucky Yates May 08, 2019

Dave is a regular guy with a regular life until he moves into a not-so-regular apartment. Now he must face his demons and his fear of mutual intimacy to live in peace. Featuring Lucky Yates.

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President Dad: S2 E6: A Buncha Baloney May 01, 2019

In the thrilling season 2 finale, Jerry faces a new foe and confronts an old one. Also, Albin gets a new haircut.

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Welcome to Superbasement: Judge Jorts Apr 24, 2019

Rueben's on vaycay, so Ed and Tom predictably biffed their recording session. Worry not! We dug into the vault of one of our favorite projects, Welcome to Superbasement, and unearthed a psychedelic time-travel adventure. This episode also features one of our favorite fake commercials of all time: THE MONSTER F--K SHOW. Enjoy!

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President Dad: S2 E5: The Golf Tournament Apr 17, 2019

It's the World Leader Golf Tournament and everything is at stake for President Niceguy. Unfortunately for America, he is a terrible golfer. Can his cabinet aid Chad caddy him to victory?

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President Dad: S2 E4: The Crab Dab Apr 10, 2019

Elise sets out on a gal pals’ weekend of forbidden maritime pleasures on Martha’s Vineyard in the narstiest episode of President Dad yet.

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President Dad: S2 E3: Henry Thurgood Apr 03, 2019

In a major departure from the typical President Dad tone, we explore a gritty flashback of one of the sitcom's most complicated characters.

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President Dad: S2 E2: The Bad Book Mar 27, 2019

President Niceguy is scheduled to read a book for some students. Unfortunately for him, it's at his daughter's high school. Is this the final chapter of his executive secret?

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President Dad: S2 E1: Birthday Bombshell Mar 20, 2019

President Dad is back! Everyone is having fun for Jerry's birthday until, uh oh, Chad gets mixed up and schedules the Presidential parade at his suburban home and has a cake sent with Jerry's real name and other Personally Identifiable Information sent to The White House. Will they be able to stop the parade, tanks and all, from rolling into suburbia? What flavor is that wedding cake? Will Albin's new idea for an engine that runs on GARBAGE destabilize the economy? Tune in to find out!

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Mighty Legs Mar 13, 2019

Half-Pint is a tiny pony with big dreams: to be the next Budweiser Clydesdale. One problem: he’s not a Clydesdale. Join us for a heartfelt tale of heart, dedication, and super thick horse wieners.

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Too Many Steves! Mar 06, 2019

Burdened by the demand of his life as a single father, Steve Jubbs has a brilliant idea: cloning himself! But in a world of Steves, can he reclaim himself and finally rid the planet of expensive cell phone scams for good?

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We Bought a Ghost ft. Mark Meer Feb 27, 2019

After a cross-country move has the Belt family in a death spiral, a mysterious second-hand couch might just be the key to their survival. Featuring Mark Meer.

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2 Types of Beef Feb 20, 2019

A down-on-his-luck BBQ vendor discovers a new way to cook that leaves his customers wanting more. But is his discovery the secret ingredient to his downfall?

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The Perfect Ambulance ft. Tim Stoltenberg Feb 13, 2019

When a tragic ski accident ends his relationship (and almost his life,) Greg falls in love with the woman who put him on the mend and drove out of this life. Can enough head injuries bring her back, or will his heart be permanently broken? Featuring Tim Stoltenberg.

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Chardonnay the Hard Way Feb 06, 2019

A suburban mom finds herself wrapped up in some shady business, only to find that the real mafia was the friends she made along the way.

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The Husband in Time ft. Travis Sharp Jan 29, 2019

After a freak accident, a very very in-love scientist becomes trapped in time. But can his hunky smarts save his life... and his marriage? Featuring Travis Sharp.

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YWH: Ask Us Anything Jan 23, 2019

This week Ed and Rueben answer your burning questions about You're Welcome, Hollywood. It's part interesting discussion on comedy and mostly very dumb tangents!

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Technopolis Jan 16, 2019

In the distant dystopian future of 1986, one man stands alone against the oppression of the Swedish World Order. But can he defeat the machine without losing his humanity?

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Yachety Yacht ft. Mark Kendall Jan 09, 2019

It's hijinx on the high seas when a very, very comedic case of mistaken identity thrusts a humble busboy into the high-stakes world of international business. Featuring Mark Kendall.

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Goodbye Mr. Dips Jan 02, 2019

At a prestigious all-boys prep school where pupils work with their minds instead of their hands, a free-spirited substitute teacher must decide...stick to the curriculum, or break all the rule(r)s and give his students a lesson they'll never forget?

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Scrutt McGuttley's Hamburger Panic Dec 27, 2018

In Scrutt's latest adventure that is totally backed up by a long history of hit films, a small town is thrown into chaos when strange forces conspire to de-beef the Earth.

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Lost Package Dec 19, 2018

A lost little Amazon box is gonna need a miracle to make it in time for Christmas, but the forces of chaos and labor organization say otherwise.

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Manster Dec 12, 2018

A fringe mammal researcher in a seafood town goes rogue with an experiment that could save mankind. But has science gone too far?

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Table Stakes Dec 05, 2018

Everything's on the line when a Las Vegas reunion pits two friends in a high-rolling game of un-death.

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The Lost Titles ft. Kevin Gillese Nov 28, 2018

Tom's out of town so Ed and Rueben decided to enlist the help of special guest Kevin Gillese and do a little something different this week. We get tons of great titles from our listeners every week so we decided to do a lightning round episode of short treatments for a whole mess of 'em. It's like an episode of nothing but movie trailers!

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Mall Ninjas Nov 21, 2018

Three karate students must save their dojo, and the mall surrounding it, from being displaced by luxury boutiques. They're left with just one option: a relentless chopping spree.

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CHONK. Nov 14, 2018

A betrothed caveman is zapped forward in time to modern-day New York City. He'll have to use his primitive wits, his dinosaur pal, and his cheese-grater abs to get back to his lost love.

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Space Thing: Live! Nov 07, 2018

Can love bloom, even on the final frontier? With the help of science and a healthy dollop of toxic masculinity, one astronaut is about to find out. Recorded live at Dad’s Garage Theatre in Atlanta, GA on November 1, 2018.

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Blood Puzzle Oct 31, 2018

A group of carefree, party-loving twenty-somethings have landed in the party capital of Europe... but a shadowy cult with kick-ass robes is here to crash their good time with a healthy helping of irony.

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Softer and Softer ft. Matt Horgan Oct 24, 2018

The boys made up a Hallmark Movie: A woman suffering from a congenital heart condition finds unlikely love in a man who can't control his strength. And something about glory holes.

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The Zoomies ft. Perry Frost Oct 17, 2018

It’s panic on the streets of London when a terrible plague almost brings down the curtain on humanity. Things get gross. Then a little grosser.

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Desert Awakenings Oct 10, 2018

In the midst of a terrible war for America's future, one man holds the key to the country's salvation... and one other man will really throw a wrench into things in the third act. And that man is New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski.

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Glitter Fingers Oct 03, 2018

Marjorie Fangers was the world's hottest magician until a tragic lunch accident took everything from her. But can a new kind of macgic(k) resurrect her career?

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Zero is Not an Option Sep 26, 2018

Agent Jangs Bäng (aka Agent 420) is on a mission... and it's making him wet. Hold onto your PPKs nad put on some Bon Jovi, because things are about to get slippery.

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The Secret of the Lost Canoe ft. Colin Mochrie Sep 19, 2018

Get ready for a very special episode featuring Colin Mochrie from "Whose Line is it Anyway?"

A trio of time-traveling junior sleuths visit an old summer camp to solve a sweaty teenage crime... but what awaits them in the old boat shed?

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Beef Piston Sep 12, 2018

Bradly Peters just wants to live peacefully in the wake of his violent past. That is until he finds himself against the ropes of life. The only way out? Boxing. Detroit style.

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President Dad: S1 E8: The World Gets F*cked Aug 29, 2018

President Dad's son Albin is part of the Model United Nations at school and they've won a special field trip to the White House. Terrified of being found out, Jerry desperately tries to avoid his son but it seems inevitable that both themselves and their ideologies are on a collision course. Will they be able to see eye to eye? Was 311 a good band? The answers to these questions and more on this episode of President Dad!

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President Dad: S1 E7: The Orgy Aug 22, 2018

President Niceguy is hosting the most sexually progressive American holiday in history on the White House lawn and ex-President Oceanspray Cranberry's repressed ways are having none of it. Distrustful of the seemingly squeaky-clean new President, Cranberry infiltrates the White House looking for anything that might tarnish Niceguy's reputation.

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President Dad: S1 E6: The Assassination Attempt Aug 15, 2018

During a family vacation on an exotic bottomless beach, President Dad survives an assassination attempt and a savage dick burn.

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President Dad: S1 E5: The Baby Aug 08, 2018

Jerry has to attend the all-important Jeef 7 Summit and he forgot Elise is out of town at a Women's Defense meeting all weekend. Left with no choice but to take The Baby on a Presidential trip, can Jerry hide his child while pleasing his crowds? Can Chad woo the Chinese delegates? How will Jerry get the other kids to help? It's grosser than you think!

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President Dad: S1 E4: The Science Project Aug 01, 2018

Jerry's daughter, Rose, has to do a school science project and he's determined to help her. Using his Presidential powers to raid Area 51, will his help send her grades out of this world or blow up in her face?

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President Dad: S1 E3: The First Pitch Jul 25, 2018

President Niceguy has been asked to throw out the first pitch at the Nationals baseball game but his wife won tickets to the SAME GAME. Will he put one over the plate or strike out with his family? Will the Nationals Nihilist ever find meaning in, well, anything? Tune in to find out!

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President Dad: S1 E2: The Anniversary Jul 18, 2018

After swiftly resolving a disaster at the Golden Gate bridge, Jerry Goodman faces an even bigger disaster: he forgot about his anniversary! With the help of his Secret Service agent, Arctic Fox, and an historical artifact from Nancy Reagan, can he save the day and his marriage?

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President Dad: S1 E1: The Pilot Jul 11, 2018

It's election night and Jerry Goodman just found out that he's the new President of the United States. There's just one problem; he can't let his family know! Taking on the secret identity of 48th President Gerald Niceguy, he must juggle suburban struggles and presidential predicaments all while making sure no one finds out who he really is. Can he change the direction of an entire country as well as he can change a diaper? Tune in every week to find out!

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President Dad: The Show Bible Jul 04, 2018

The votes are in and President Dad is our new weekly TV show! Join us as we create a show bible, a reference document used by screenwriters for information on a television series' characters, settings, and other elements. Yes, Rueben did just copy and paste this definition from Wikipedia.

Tune in next week for the pilot episode of President Dad!

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Introducing: ET&R TV Jun 27, 2018

With Season 2 wrapped up, we're trying something different: the small screen! Join us as we brainstorm ideas for an improvised TV show that we'll bring to you every week until we begin Season 3. That's not all! We'll also be polling our listeners to choose which TV show we move forward with. It's like a narsty Choose Your Own Adventure book!

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Backseat Blessings Jun 20, 2018

An old-fashioned swindler infiltrates 1950s America's most progressive town to sell his snake oil... but will he see the light and reform his grifting ways?

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The Scarlet Tornado Jun 13, 2018

A down-on-his-luck dancer receives special powers just in time to save Freedom City from total demolition.

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My Au Pair is a Bear Jun 06, 2018

When a wild bear refuses to leave their family home, the Beaugertons make a gut decision to let the giant grizzly stay and look after the children. Everything goes great... until the neighbors find out.

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Ski Bros XII: The Quest to Save the Assisted Living Facility May 30, 2018

Everyone's favorite ski trio is back, for the eleventh time, in a pow-pow-shredding, bong-ripping, Greatest-Generation-rescuing, mountain adventure.

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Twix Paid Us to Make a Movie May 23, 2018

Ed, Tom and Rueben finally hit the jackpot with a fat sponsorship from everyone's favorite bisected cookie-based candy bar. Later, suckers!

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The Moonlit Sun May 16, 2018

In a terrifyingly moist future, one very-manly-and-not-at-all-insecure-about-it hero will rise.

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The Dutchess' Secret ft. Megan Leahy May 09, 2018

A Victorian debutante is torn between living in luxury and sewing her wild oats. Will she choose the comfort of her seaside manor? Or is it a pirate's life for she? Featuring Megan Leahy.

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Hot Soup ft. Lucky Yates May 02, 2018

In a classic story of the noble immigrant's journey, a young dictator finds himself fleeing to America for work, love, and bending the space-time continuum. Featuring special guest star and the voice of Krieger from the TV show Archer, Lucky Yates.

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Tempered Steel ft. Mark Kendall. Apr 25, 2018

A young man with the heart of a chef fights against his parents' demands to discover who he really is... and who he will become. Featuring Mark Kendall.

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Deep Sink Apr 18, 2018

It's tewwow in the deep as an intrepid explorer ventures into the heart of the ocean.

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Fist of a Generation Apr 11, 2018

A young man with a devastatingly gross heart condition learns the ancient art of believing in himself.

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Camp TinderHeart Apr 04, 2018

Dorothy's love life is at an all-time low when she catches an ad for Camp TinderHeart, a wilderness retreat for singles. Will a weekend in the woods reveal her true love? Or will it go up in flames?

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Permanent Departure ft. Amber Nash Mar 28, 2018

It's "All Aboard" for terror as a fateful train ride takes an unsuspecting conducter on the ride of her afterlife. Rueben's across the Pacific so this week we're joined by our favorite intro-copy reader (and famous voice-type person) Amber Nash!

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The Wind Through the Sea Mar 21, 2018

WARNING: EXTRA NARSTY | With marriage on the rocks, George and Eleanor set sail in hopes of raising the mast on a sinking relationship.

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Airbud Presents NASCAT: A Meowllion Miles a Meownute: A True Christian Tale of Faith and Sport ft. Matt Horgan Mar 14, 2018

Strap in for speed as a rogue alley cat becomes an asphalt legend. Will he crash and burn, or will the Lord steer him to victory? Featuring Matt Horgan.

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Live! Dollars to Donuts Mar 07, 2018

It's our first live episode from Dad's Garage Theatre! A hot shot queen of Wall Street loses everything and learns that the simple life of a donut maker is what she needs to feel whole.

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The Apparatus Feb 28, 2018

A group of top-notch American operatives go in search of a mysterious ancient artifact, but will the Apparatus itself spell. D.I.S.A.P.P.O.I.N.M.E.N.T. for the U.S.A?

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Redeye Love Feb 21, 2018

Love reaches new heights on an airplane bound for sexy times. Will this be merely a flight of fancy, or will True love prevail in the skies?

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The Pinky Promise Feb 14, 2018

Four best friends run away from home to build a tree house to live in together forever. But danger lurks on their walk through the woods and it's going to take all they've got to make it out alive.

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Channel Surfers ft. Jenny Wentling Feb 07, 2018

When a promising young surfer's life is uprooted to move to the southern shores of England, the culture shock is almost as bad as the lack of waves. Undeterred, she sets out to teach the lame locals how to shred gnar and discovers that the sickest ride of all is friendship. Featuring Jenny Wentling.

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Cutting Room Floor: Dark Dennis Cluehole and the Case of the Lost Star Jan 10, 2018

The first installment of a blockbuster fantasy detective franchise, Dark Dennis Cluehole and the Case of the Lost Star explores the origin of a plucky galactic misfit.

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Cutting Room Floor: Balls Falls Jan 03, 2018

Our holiday break continues with the release of our first Cutting Room Floor episode. What is that you ask? Cutting Room Floor means we recorded an episode that had tons of funny bits, but overall we didn't feel like it was up to our standards to be an official You're Welcome, Hollywood release. Instead, we just give you the good parts and get rid of the rest. This week we give you the first 30 minutes of Balls Falls, an episode we recorded that just really fell apart halfway through. It's a Fargo/Twin Peaks style story about murder in a small town in Ontario, Canada where everyone is weird and nothing is what it seems. Enjoy the nonsensical funny bits without having to listen to us struggle to weave it into a fulfilling narrative!

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Welcome to Superbasement: War! Dec 20, 2017

We may be on holiday break but that can't stop us from filling your ear-holes with our dumb voices. This week we bring you an episode from our previous podcast project, Welcome to Superbasement! In this episode the boys find themselves tangled in an all out war between the people of Superbasement and the surface world while learning that the key to peace may have been inside them all along.

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The Cubicle Dec 13, 2017

One man's journey up the corporate ladder reveals the dark indulgences of white collar success.

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LOST PILOT: The Gurt Locker Dec 06, 2017

ET&R got sidelined this week, so we present to you our lost episode! Don't worry, it's still funny. An LA blogger discovers the dark secret of the world's sweetest industry.

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The Terrible Secret of Space Nov 29, 2017

The lone guardian of humanity's last hope stumbles upon the cosmos' most terrifying rim.

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The Dank Heist Nov 22, 2017

A group of stoners commit the crime of the century the only way they know how... ANIMAL STYLE.

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Time Spies Nov 15, 2017

It's trouble on the bayou when two top agents travel into Old N'Yawlynzz to stop the crime of the century.

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Darling Robot, Too Much I Loved Thee Nov 08, 2017

A scientist with a passion for creation discovers a new passion... for passion.

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How the Grundledumper Stole Earth Day Nov 01, 2017

The grumpiest, dumpiest man hatches a plan to steal Earth Day from the hippies of Port Chouli.

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Lock In Oct 25, 2017

A group of teenagers just wanna kick back at their high school lock-in, but Robby Raccoon's Family Fun Can has other insidious plans.

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DunkShotz 2: Above the Rim Oct 18, 2017

The hotly anticipated sequel to sports classic DunkShotz 1 is finally here! When a catastrophic NBA accident changes the game forever, one man will uncover the true meaning of basketball. C'mon and slam and welcome to DunkShotz 2: Above the Rim.

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Blimp Cops Oct 11, 2017

A down-on-his-luck cop is transferred to Blimp Squad after his partner's untimely death, forcing him to face crime (and love) from the skies.

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The Detention Club Oct 04, 2017

Framed for the deadliest and most fertile prom night of all time, the most popular guy at Rosemary High must learn to work with the bad kids to clear his name and unite the school.

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A Fistful of Peppers Sep 27, 2017

A stranger passing through a Wild West town finds her self caught between the infamously leathered Jiggly Boys and the local prized jalapeño crop.

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The House at the Lake Sep 20, 2017

Five teens learn the true meaning of fear when terror rises from Poseidon's domain.

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Bloop Bloop: The Special-Terrestrial Sep 13, 2017

An angsty Seattle teen find an unlikely friend who's out of this world.

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Double Shift Sep 06, 2017

In a classic tale of deception and adrenaline, a lowly kindergarten teacher lives a double life in the seedy street racing underground of New Detroit despite the efforts of a meddling ghost child.

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Red Rocket Aug 30, 2017

Sometimes the biggest miracles come in the smallest packages. And sometimes those packages are actually gymnastically inclined dogs.

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Buy Hard Aug 23, 2017

One retail employee is all that stands between a happy holiday and a Black Friday disaster.

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High Pressure Aug 16, 2017

A down on his luck weatherman may be the only one who can prevent America from being destroyed by the perfect storm

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The American Code Aug 09, 2017

In this political thriller, an ordinary guy with a special power is chosen to rewrite history.