English Premier League podcast: EPLpod

Adieu, adieu chappies! Jun 02, 2022

The EPLpod boyz decide to take an indefinite break from their pod-boy-lives to try other things in life before the clock runs out and they return back to eternal darkness. Will there be other episodes in the future? No one really knows...

Did Liverpool FC have a successful season? May 30, 2022

Liverpool FC played as many game as they possibly could have this season, but lost the league by one point and the Champions League final by one goal against Real Madrid. As such, they only have the FA Cup and the league cup (doesn't it even count?) to show for their efforts. With this said, the question must be asked: Did Liverpool FC have a successful season?

Steven Gerrard makes a costly managerial slip as City score three late goals May 23, 2022

Aston Villa manager and former Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard came desperately close to denying Manchester City the title, only for Pep Guardiola's side to mount a dramatic comeback, scoring three goals in less than six minutes with there being less than 15 minutes to play. Ouch baby!

Idrissa Gueye is anything but "a real man" May 19, 2022

Paris St-Germain's Idrissa Gueye refused to play in a match to avoid wearing a rainbow symbol in support of LGBTQ+ rights. Kouyate posted a picture of himself alongside Gueye on Instagram, with a caption calling Gueye "a real man". Sadly, this couldn't be further from the case.

Could Steven Gerrard finally help Liverpool win the Premier League? May 16, 2022

Steven Gerrard has made it clear that Aston Villa will ‘give everything’ against Manchester City after he was asked if he could possibly give Liverpool a favour in the Premier League title race. Will Gerrard be able to do it or will he have a mangerial slip?

Importance of Sleep for Brentford FC May 11, 2022

The Legend chats with Danish sleep expert Anna West, founder of Sleep2perform, who has been working with Brentford FC since 2016. The two talk about whether or not players should sleep alone, the benefits of sleep as it relates to athletic performance, and so much more! Don't sleep on this episode, chappies! (So sorry for the terrible pun).

Liverpool's Premier League title hopes are done and dusted May 09, 2022

Jurgen Klopp has taken a dig at Tottenham's tactics after seeing his side's Premier League title hopes suffer a massive blow this game week in the Premier League. Liverpool were held to a 1-1 draw against Spurs at Anfield while Manchester City shelled Newcastle United 5-0, leaving City three points clear at the top.

Pep Guardiola just can't do it without Leo Messi May 05, 2022

Manchester City collapsed at the Bernabeu as Real Madrid pulled off an astonishing late comeback to reach the Champions League final. This is the sixth time that Guardiola has been knocked out of the Champions League semi-finals which begs the question, "can Pep win the Champions League without Leo Messi?"

The passing of super agent Mino Raiola May 02, 2022

Mino Raiola, the influential and often controversial sports agent to some of soccer’s biggest players, has died. He was 54. Raiola died after a long illness, his family confirmed. The Legend and Special Guest Paul discuss whether he should be remembered fondly or not.

Liverpool are next level great, like stupid amazing Apr 28, 2022

Liverpool moved to within eight games of "immortality" in the shape of an unprecedented quadruple after beating Villarreal 2-0 in the Champions League semi-final first leg. Are they the best squad ever in the history of the Premier League? The Legend and Special Guest Paul discuss.

The appointment of Frank Lampard at Everton has been a disaster Apr 25, 2022

Everton were in 15th place when they sacked Rafa; under Lampard, they are in the drop zone. Lampard's appointment has yielded less points per game than Rafa. Everton resorted to the dark arts and only had 18% possession and still lost by two goals. Is it time for Everton to go down?

Gutless Manchester United get destroyed by Liverpool Apr 21, 2022

Manchester United lost 4-0 against Liverpool at Anfield on Tuesday, following their 5-0 thrashing by the same opposition at Old Trafford in October. The Legend and Special Guest Paul discuss the decline of God's team and the elevation of Arsenal into the top four.

After abandoning his boyhood club Aston Villa, will Jack Grealish win anything at Manchester City this season? Apr 18, 2022

Manchester City completed the signing of Jack Grealish for a British-record fee of £100 million, surpassing the £89.3 million spent by Manchester United to sign Paul Pogba from Juventus in 2016. After crashing out of the league cup and now the FA Cup, two cups that City would have been favourites to win before the season started, The Legend and SGP discuss whether Jack Grealish will win anything this season after turning his back on his boyhood club.

Atlético de Madrid vs Manchester City was a terrible advertisement for football Apr 14, 2022

With players flopping all around, spitting, pulling hair, time wasting, and diving, it's clear as day that Atlético de Madrid vs Manchester City was a terrible advertisement for football as The Legend and SGP discuss.

Manchester City blow opportunity to win the league Apr 11, 2022

Manchester City and Liverpool played out a thrilling 2-2 draw in the Premier League title showdown at the Etihad Stadium on Sunday.

Real Madrid's Benzema rips apart Chelsea as Romelu Lukaku disappoints again Apr 07, 2022

Real Madrid ran out 3-1 winners in what was their best performance of the season, beating the reigning European champions Chelsea. Karim Benzema scored a hat-trick and had Madrid cruising with two goals inside the opening 24 minutes. The Legend and Special Guest discuss where Chelsea go from here.

Brentford slaughter the Champions of Europe Apr 04, 2022

Before Brentford came to Stamford Bridge, only Manchester City had left victorious during the 2021/22 Premier League season, and they had conceded ten times at home in 13 matches. That record was laid to rest as Brentford scored four second half goals to record a memorable win against the Champions of Europe. The Legend and Special Guest Paul discuss if Chelsea are cracking under the pressure of everything that is happening behind the scenes at the club.

Everybody Hates Harry Mar 30, 2022

England boss Gareth Southgate has called the booing of defender Harry Maguire in their 3-0 friendly win over Ivory Coast "an absolute joke". Meanwhile, Mike breaks bread with the Russian government and Special Guest Paul starts tossing his weight around the pod.

Canadian Men's Soccer Team No Longer Just A Bridesmaid Mar 28, 2022

Special Guest Paul takes the reins with the seldom seen Sir Ben to discuss England's 2-1 victory over Switzerland as well as Canada officially qualifying for the World Cup. The latest incarnation of the Super League is discussed with UEFA President Ceferin proposing two additional teams to qualify via a coefficient. You'll also find some dubious film insight regarding the best picture Oscar candidates.

Arrivederci, Italy! Mar 25, 2022

European champion Italy will miss the World Cup. Yet again. The unthinkable happened in Palermo as the Azzurri were beaten 1-0 by North Macedonia following a last-gasp goal by Aleksandar Trajkovski in their playoff semifinal.

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Arsenal's Bukayo Saka would be better suited for ballet? Mar 21, 2022

Steven Gerrard has coldly responded to Arsenal's Bukayo Saka after he pleaded with referees to give him more protection following the win at Aston Villa. Gerrard said, and we quote, "I’m sitting here now with screws in my hips. I’ve had about 16 operations. I’m struggling to go to the gym at the moment. That’s all on the back of earning a living in English football. Saka will learn and he’ll learn quick.” The Legend and Special Guest Paul discuss.

Which club will Erling Haaland play for next? Mar 18, 2022

On the latest episode of EPLpod, The Legend talks about God's team getting dumped out of the Champions League as Special Guest Paul talks about Liverpool beating Arsenal to a pulp.

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Chelsea win blood-money derby Mar 14, 2022

Kai Havertz struck late to seal blood-money-Chelsea a late 1-0 win against a resilient blood-money-Newcastle side in the sportswashing derby at Stamford Bridge.

Messi dumped out of Champions League, Ronaldo still in it Mar 10, 2022

Having built a lead through Mbappé’s brilliance, Neymar, Messi and the rest of Paris Saint-Germain crumble under Real Madrid’s pressure. Meanwhile, back in Manchester, Ronaldo gets set to take on Atlético de Madrid. FULL EPISODE HERE

Manchester United give up against Manchester City Mar 07, 2022

Kevin De Bruyne scored twice in the first half and Riyad Mahrez did the same in the second half in a chastening afternoon for Ralf Rangnick’s side who all but gave up in the second half.

Ukraine invasion: Shouldn't the UK government seize Chelsea FC before Roman Abramovich can sell it? Mar 03, 2022

Faced with the threat of financial sanctions targeting Russians, Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich confirmed he is trying to sell the club. Will Chelsea ever get back to the top again under new ownership? The Legend and SGP discuss.

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Ukraine invasion: How do Chelsea fans reconcile their relationship with Roman Abramovich? Feb 28, 2022

Roman Abramovich's ties to Vladimir Putin are as obvious as they are undeniably. As Putin continues to wage war against Ukraine, how can Chelsea fans still support a club that if wholly owned by one of Putin's cronies? The Legend and SGP discuss.

Champions League final must not be held in Putin's warmongering Russia Feb 24, 2022

UEFA faced calls from the many including the British government to strip Russia of hosting the Champions League final over concerns it would legitimize what it called an "illegal invasion" of Ukraine, prompting European football's governing body to say it would reconsider St. Petersburg staging the showpiece match. At the time of publication, nothing has been done yet. What in the world is UEFA president Aleksander Čeferin thinking?

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Despite losing to Spurs, Manchester City will still win the Premier League Feb 21, 2022

Jürgen Klopp’s squad are closing in on Manchester City with Liverpool now just six points behind them in the table. However, despite the loss to Spurs, Manchester City The Legend believes that the loss is just a tiny stumbling block and isn't terribly significant for Manchester City will still win the Premier League.

An average Premier League match is better than a good Champions League one Feb 17, 2022

Manchester City brutalize Sporting Lisbon with a 5-0 defeat away in Portugal. With the two-legged affair basically over, The Legend and Special Guest Paul reflect on England's dominance in Europe.

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Manchester United players need to stop crying and moaning Feb 14, 2022

Manchester United resort to crying and moaning to the referee instead of cracking on with matters. Instead of playing proper football, United players would rather leak stories to the media and stab their manager in the back which to be clear, is super uncool.

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West Ham manager David Moyes isn't a leader Feb 10, 2022

Kurt Zouma started for West Ham against Watford on Tuesday less than 24 hours after video emerged of him kicking and punching pet cat; Moyes says incident did not impact his decision to start defender while Essex Police confirmed "urgent enquiries" are ongoing. The Legend and SGP discuss David Moyes and his inability to do the right thing and not play Kurt Zouma.

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AFCON: Egypt rocked with grief and de-Nile as Senegal win African Cup of Nations in shootout Feb 07, 2022

Celebrations erupted after Senegal claimed their first Africa Cup of Nations title in a penalty shootout over seven-time winners Egypt with Liverpool's Mané also winning the best player of the tournament.

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Fantasy Premier League: Is it bad for your mental health? Feb 02, 2022

Earlier this year, the pod boyz talked about a study on the negative effects of Fantasy Football on mental health. Since we run a fantasy premier league of our own, we sent Intern Sam to speak with Ross Dowsett to better understand his study. Does playing FPL lead to mental health issues? Interested in the EPLpod internship? Email us: eplpodboyz@gmail.com Ross Dowsett's FPL Account: FPL__Raptor Check out his book: @TheMindGame | Linktree

Qatar World Cup 2022: What is solitary confinement like in Qatar? Jan 30, 2022

The 2022 Fifa World Cup in Qatar is fast approaching. The Legend discusses the issues of labour and workers rights in the host country with Malcolm Bidali, a former migrant worker. In the episode, Malcolm talks about his experience being put in solitary confinement after writing about the struggles for workers in Qatar on his blog.

Older episode of EPLpod on Qatar:

1) What do we know so far about the Qatar World Cup?

2) The Workers Cup filmmakers talk Qatar World Cup

If Ted Lasso were into crypto: an interview with Peter McCormack Jan 26, 2022

In today's pod, Intern Sam interviews the chairman of Bedford FC (soon to be Real Bedford), Peter McCormack about his mission to bring his hometown club to the Premier League. What makes him different from other owners is his plan to use his background in cryptocurrency to build the first Bitcoin-backed club. Here, Peter discusses his background in Bitcoin and the experiences he's had as the new owner of a football club. Real Bedford's Website: Real Bedford FC Check out Peter's podcast: What Bitcoin Did - The #1 Bitcoin Podcast

Manchester United back in top four Jan 24, 2022

Marcus Rashford scored in the third and final minute of stoppage time to earn Manchester United a 1-0 win over West Ham that lifted the team above its opponent into fourth place in the Premier League on Saturday. The Legend and birthday boy, SGP, discuss.

What the deuce is going on at Arsenal Fan TV? Jan 20, 2022

'Mr. DT', Arsenal supporter Liam Goodenough, earned himself a big following as a regular on Arsenal Fan TV, but he has been sentenced to three years in prison after subjecting his victim to "a shocking and frightening ordeal."

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Arsenal gutlessly hide from Spurs in North London derby Jan 17, 2022

Spurs were 'extremely surprised' at Arsenal's decision and called for 'clarity and consistency' in the rules regarding to cancelling matches just before kickoff. The Gunners have a host of players missing with Covid, injury, suspension, and AFCON. However, the Premier League says all clubs can apply for postponements "if COVID infections are a factor." But does one single case really count? The Legend and SGP discuss.

Africa Cup of Nations: goofball referee can't keep time Jan 13, 2022

The Africa Cup of Nations match between Mali and Tunisia ended in bizarre circumstance as referee Janny Sikazwe of Zambia twice blew his whistle before the clock had hit 90 minutes. Players went off into the dressing room the second time, only for them to be ordered to return 25 minutes later before Tunisia refused. The Legend and SPG discuss!

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FA CUP: The richest club on Earth just lost to Cambridge United Jan 10, 2022

League One Cambridge United produced a classic FA Cup upset as they defied the odds to stun mega rich Newcastle United at St James' Park and reach the fourth round.

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The lovers' tiff between Thomas Tuchel and Romelu Lukaku is over, for now Jan 06, 2022

Romelu Lukaku has apologized and returned to the Chelsea squad for Wednesday's Carabao Cup semi-final first leg against Tottenham. Will there be a new and fresh lovers' tiff between Thomas Tuchel and Romelu Lukaku in the near future?

Disclaimer: part three has nothing to do with football. It's a long rant about covid from two covid-fatigued and frustrated people who don't really know what they're talking about when it comes to virology.

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Can Romelu Lukaku and Thomas Tuchel coexist at Chelsea? Jan 03, 2022

Romelu Lukaku's future at Chelsea looks increasingly uncertain after the striker was dropped for the Premier League clash with Liverpool. How can Lukaku possibly come back after disrespecting Chelsea fans, senior players, Roman Abramovich, and most importantly, Thomas Tuchel?

Great, more complaining from Chelsea's Thomas Tuchel Dec 31, 2021

Danny Welbeck's stoppage-time header secured a 1-1 draw for Brighton; Thomas Tuchel was furious with the refereeing after his side slipped eight points behind Manchester City and said it is "stupid" to think they are in the title race.

Arsenal give the business to Norwich Dec 27, 2021

Arsenal secured their fourth Premier League victory in a row as they ran out comfortable winners at Carrow Road and heaped more misery on basement dwellers Norwich.

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Football Finance for Dummies! Dec 22, 2021

Intern Sam interviews the author of The Price of Football, Kieran Maguire, about the sexy world of football finance. From ticket prices to the effect of another COVID shutdown, Kieran provides incredible insight in an easy-to-understand way that even a lowly intern can understand.

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Chelsea's Thomas Tuchel should stop crying and find a win Dec 20, 2021

Chelsea boss Thomas Tuchel says player safety is at risk after his side were made to play their Premier League game against Wolverhampton Wanders on Sunday despite a Covid-19 outbreak. Is the Chelsea manager fishing for excuses or does he have a valid point? The Legend and SGP discuss.

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Unvaccinated players are ruining this Premier League season Dec 17, 2021

It's becoming clear that the Premier League won't be able to proceed in the coming weeks chiefly because unvaccinated players are causing all sorts of scheduling issues with their respective mandatory isolations as well as passing around the virus at a rate of 10x as compared to vaccinated players. Enough is enough already, it's time for unvaccinated players to stop thinking about just themselves. The Legend and SGP discuss.

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Does Arsenal bad boy Aubameyang need a good spanking from Mikel Arteta? Dec 13, 2021

Arsenal manager Mikel Arteta has dropped Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang for Saturday's Premier League game against Southampton due to a "disciplinary breach."

Aubameyang was not present at training on Friday and although the club have refused to specify the exact nature of the incident, a club source said it's "not COVID related." Does the bad boy striker need a good spanking?

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Barcelona FC will now eat from the same trash pile as West Ham United Dec 09, 2021

Trash boyz Barcelona FC have been eliminated from the 2021-22 UEFA Champions League after a heavy 3-0 loss at Bayern Munich on the final matchday of the group stage. Goals by Thomas Muller, Leroy Sané and Jamal Musiala powered the German giants to a second straight clean sheet victory against Barca as the Catalan club is reduced to the Shame Cup alongside West Ham United.

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Edouard Mendy cost Chelsea three points as club sinks like stone in the table Dec 06, 2021

Having gone ahead through a Thiago Silva goal, Edouard Mendy gave away a penalty and then despite Mason Mount restoring the lead, Chelsea allowed the home side to score twice in the second half, the frustrating winner coming late on as Edouard Mendy was caught snoozing.

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"The biggest problem at Manchester United" scores two more against Arsenal Dec 03, 2021

Cristiano Ronaldo became the first player in history to score 800 top-level career goals when he struck twice for Manchester United in a 3-2 win over Arsenal on Thursday, yet some people like Nick Stampar and Karaan Mehrottra still think he's been a bad signing.

Is Ronaldo surplus to requirements at Manchester United? Nov 28, 2021

The super-safe game plan, with Cristiano Ronaldo dropped to the bench, worked for Manchester United. Hitting Chelsea on the counterattack, with Jadon Sancho scoring his first Premier League goal, and grabbing a point is the type of damage limitation-mode United is in this season. Snatching a 1-1 draw on Sunday – after home humiliations to Liverpool and Manchester City in the fading light of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's reign – gives Ralf Rangnick a strong platform to build on.

Ralf Rangnick is appointed interim manager at Manchester United Nov 25, 2021

According to The Athletic, "Ralf Rangnick has reached an agreement with Manchester United to become their interim manager. The 63-year-old, who is seen as the ‘godfather’ of modern coaching in Germany, is leaving his job as head of sports and development at Lokomotiv Moscow to take up the role." The Legend and SGP discuss what this means for God's team.

A caretaker manager before an interim manager Nov 22, 2021

As often stated, "Nice guys don't finish first," holds to be true as Manchester United fire class act Ole Gunnar Solskjær. The replacement plan: a caretaker manager before an interim manager before the actual next manager. Does Manchester United and The Glazer family know what they're doing here? The Legend and SGP discuss.

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Will Canada's 'Frozen Generation' actually qualify for the World Cup? Nov 18, 2021

There's been a power shift within CONCACAF during this year's final round of qualifying for the 2022 World Cup in Qatar, as evidenced by Canada's epic 2-1 win over the Mexicans on a balls cold Tuesday night before 44,212 spectators at Edmonton's Commonwealth Stadium. It could mean Canada's second-ever trip to the World Cup and its first since 1986. But will they actually book their ticket to the big dance? The Legend and SGP discuss!

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Local fans don't matter to big clubs anymore Nov 15, 2021

SGP has his own special guest, Professor Wyn Grant, to help shed light on the political and business forces running football today. Grant’s latest book, Political Football: Regulation, Globalization, and the Market, delves into how the global nature of the sport has diminished the importance of local fans and led to a widening gap between clubs. SGP also plays a song at the end for the recently departed Lake Dolan.

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Newcastle's Eddie Howe is a coward for dodging questions on Mohammed bin Salman's ownership of club Nov 11, 2021

At Eddie Howe's first press conference as manager of Newcastle United, he totally dodged the question of Saudi Arabia’s appalling human rights record and pretended that football is merely played in a vacuum. Not a great show of leadership from a manager who must lead Newcastle out of the bottom three spots.

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Are West Ham United actually good now? Nov 08, 2021

Liverpool suffered a shock first defeat of the season against West Ham United with goalkeeper Alisson at fault for all three goals in David Moyes' side's 3-2 win.

West Ham moved above Liverpool into third place in the Premier League and stalled Jurgen Klopp's side's unbeaten run of 25 matches in all competitions.

This got the EPLpod boyz thinking: Are West Ham United actually good now?

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Spurs chairman Daniel Levy is a loser Nov 04, 2021

Since the takeover twenty years ago, Spurs have won just one (rather meaningless) trophy, with this coming in the form of the 2008 League Cup (Tottenham Hotspur). Levy's lack of investment coupled with his poor decision making with managers has led Spurs to years of trophyless seasons. If anyone should go, it should be him!

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Spurs could probably do with a less shit manager Nov 01, 2021

Nuno Espírito Santo’s future as Tottenham manager is in serious doubt after the chairman, Daniel Levy, and the managing director held crisis talks after Saturday’s 3-0 defeat at home to Manchester United. The Legend and SGP discuss whether or not the Spurs manager will get the sack.

"Basically, United are just shit" Oct 28, 2021

Danny Mills made his feelings clear about Manchester United on Sky Sports' Football Show with an X-rated comment that was mistakenly broadcast live. Yet, everyone in the studio had a good chuckle. Why is it that football broadcasters are always so serious? After all, we're just talking about a fun game here, are we not?

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Norwich City F.C. take the biggest spanking this weekend Oct 25, 2021

The Canaries suffered a 7-0 drubbing at the hands of league leader Chelsea on Saturday in what was one of the most one-sided matches you are ever likely to see in the English top flight. How embarrassing for fans of Norwich City F.C! Let's not talk about anything other than that, okay? EPLpod internship: eplpodboyz@gmail.com

Criticizing Ronaldo's contribution to Manchester United shows you don't know anything about football Oct 21, 2021

Cristiano Ronaldo scored a late winning goal to complete a stunning Manchester United comeback against Atalanta in the Champions League. Much of Ronaldo's career has been defined by big goals in big moments and the Portuguese forward now has another to add to the list. To think that Ronaldo isn't anything other than sensational and useful at this moment in time is tantamount to not understanding football.

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Newcastle's new reign under Mohammed Bin Salman starts terribly Oct 18, 2021

Newcastle fans were photographed wearing Saudi headdresses and Sheikh outfits. The Magpies were purchased by a murder-thirsty dictator for around £300 million just over a week ago. The Geordie Nation is eager to enjoy their blood money, but until the transfer window opens, they will just have to support a club which has yet to win a single game all season.

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The new owner of Newcastle FC tortures women's right advocates Oct 14, 2021

The Legend talks to Lina Althaloul, sister of Loujain Hathloul. Loujain is a Saudi women's rights activist, a social media figure, and a former political prisoner who is still not free and cannot talk to the media. The Legend and Lina talk about Mohammed Bin Salman and the Newcastle United takeover. #FreeLoujain

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Football, alcohol and domestic abuse Oct 11, 2021

Domestic abuse increases following football games – and this increase is driven by alcohol-related abuse, a new study from the London School of Economics and Political Science finds.

The research from the LSE’s Centre for Economic Performance (CEP) reveals that the increase in domestic abuse occurs when football games are scheduled at midday or in the afternoon. There is no increase in domestic abuse when games kick-off after 7pm.

The Legend talks to Dr. Ria Ivandic about the study's findings.

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The Barcelona Complex: the making-and unmaking-of the world's greatest soccer club Oct 06, 2021

The Legend chats with Financial Times journalist and author, Simon Kuper. In his latest book, The Barcelona Complex, Kuper tells the story of how FC Barcelona became the most successful club in the world—and how that era is now ending.

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Is Mo Salah the best player in the world at the moment? Oct 04, 2021

Mo Salah has either scored (8) or assisted (3) in eight of his nine games in all competitions this season, having a direct hand in more goals so far in 2021-22 than any other Premier League player. Does this make Salah the best player going at the moment?

Has God taken physical form in the shape of Cristiano Ronaldo? Sep 30, 2021

Cristiano Ronaldo of God's team, Manchester United, added to his record collection by becoming the player with the most appearances in the competition's history. And in his 178th game in Europe's top-tier competition, Ronaldo scored his 136th goal to secure a 2-1 win for Manchester United. This begs the question: has God taken shape in the form of Cristiano Ronaldo?

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Is the North London derby still relevant? Sep 27, 2021

With Arsenal out of Europe and Spurs in Europa Conference (whatever that is), is a derby between these two mid-table clubs even relevant anymore? The Legend and Special Guest Paul discuss.

Is Marcos Alonso an asshole for not taking a knee? Sep 24, 2021

Marcos Alonso will not be taking a knee to promote racial equality. Instead, the Spain left-back says he will instead point to the Premier League 'No Room for Racism' badge on his sleeve; players have been taking a knee since the summer of 2020 to show support for the movement for racial equality; Thomas Tuchel: "This is his decision, we accept it." Is he an asshole for not taking the knee?

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A quick announcement Sep 23, 2021

What ho, chappies! We're just letting you know that tonight's regularly scheduled episode will come out tomorrow. That's all. Sorry for the fuss.

Is West Ham manager David Moyes taking crazy pills? Sep 20, 2021

When West Ham won a penalty deep into stoppage time, and thus presented with an unexpected chance to equalize against Manchester United, David Moyes made a crazy call.

Having left Mark Noble on the bench throughout the entire match, the Moyes decided now was the moment to deploy his stone-cold, unstretched, super old captain. Boy, oh boy, did his decision blow up in his stupid face or what! The Legend and Special Guest Paul discuss.

Liverpool come from behind to beat AC Milan Sep 16, 2021

Liverpool had to come from behind to win a Champions League thriller against AC Milan at Anfield. The Legend and SGP discuss as well as all of the other Champions League games involving English clubs as well as the passing of Canadian comedian, Norm MacDonald.

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Arsenal score a goal! Sep 13, 2021

Arsenal lifted the pressure on manager Mikel Arteta as they secured their first points of the Premier League season with victory over Norwich City at Emirates Stadium. The Legend and Special Guest Paul version 2.0 discuss!

Ronaldo is a cheat code for Manchester United Sep 11, 2021

Cristiano Ronaldo scored twice on his triumphant return to Manchester United after 12 years in a 4-1 victory over Newcastle in the English Premier League. The Legend gives his hot take on the return of a veritable cheat code.

After ruining Arsenal, Arsène Wenger sets his sights on the World Cup Sep 08, 2021

Following a proposal by the Saudi Arabian Football Federation in May, FIFA is now carrying out a feasibility study into the practicalities of altering the World Cup cycle from four years to two. The study is being led by former Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger (now FIFA's Chief of Global Football Development) who was run out of Arsenal by their fans. Is he going to ruin the World Cup next?

Did Edinson Cavani just cuck to Cristiano Ronaldo? Sep 05, 2021

Fans spent £32.5m in the first 12 hours on Cristiano Ronaldo's number 7 Manchester United shirt which Edinson Cavani was nice enough to give him.

Is Ronaldo worth £12.5 in Fantasy Premier League? Aug 31, 2021

Fantasy Football managers will have to set aside a massive £12.5million to sign Cristiano Ronaldo up for their virtual teams after he officially returned to Manchester United. But is he worth the price? The Legend and a very special guest discuss...

But what about Cristiano Ronaldo's alleged rape? Aug 30, 2021

Cristiano Ronaldo's transfer back to Manchester United was celebrated and praised widely by many football fans. But there was also a large number of people who recalled Cristiano Ronaldo's rape allegation which is still ongoing. Some individuals were upset with fans celebrating Ronaldo being "re-united." The Legend and Sir Ben discuss the issue.

Could Ronaldo pull a Super Judas with Manchester City? Aug 27, 2021

Manchester City are hoping to pull off a sensational attempt to sign Cristiano Ronaldo after the Portugal forward’s representative held talks with Juventus over a potential return to the Premier League.

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#SaveSpecialGuestPaul Aug 26, 2021

Chappies, Special Guest Paul has gone AWOL. He was last seen flying his single prop plane into the dark Kabul night. We here at EPLpod fear the worst. Please show us support and solidarity by tweeting out #SaveSpecialGuestPaul.

It's going to be a long, painful season for Arsenal Aug 23, 2021

Lukaku inspires Chelsea to 2-0 victory at Arsenal; When asked by Sky Sports to describe his performance vs Arsenal, Lukaku replies: "Dominant." He wasn't wrong.

Is the Premier League used as part of an unprecedented money-laundering operation? Aug 18, 2021

The Legend talks with renowned French journalist Philippe Auclair about his recent article titled Is the Premier League used as part of an unprecedented money-laundering operation?

Everyone laughs as Kane-less Spurs beat Manchester City Aug 16, 2021

Spurs take down Manchester City, Manchester United drum Leeds, and Special Guest Paul goes off to fight the Taliban! All of that and so much more in this episode.

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The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $4/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $25 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $4 per month works out to 50 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now. Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod PayPal instructions

Select ‘Pay or send money’
Select ‘Send money to friends of family’
Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit ‘next’
Insert amount (25 USD); hit ‘continue’

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.

Prizes

1st place: 60% of all total proceeds. 2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds. 3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds. FYI: PayPal extracts an infinitesimal transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.

We’ll collect your information and send you the code once the switch is flipped over at fantasy.premierleague.com Best of luck, chappies!

Is Lionel Messi now the public face of a brutal authoritarian regime? Aug 12, 2021

The government in Doha wants 2022 to be all about Qatar. To that end, Leo Messi has been enlisted to play his part in their highly tactical game plan of shifting perceptions away from its brutal authoritarian regime.

FPL Sign Up

The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on August 13th, 2021 at noon EST (so act quickly if you want to sign up).
The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $4/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $25 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $4 per month works out to 50 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now. Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod PayPal instructions

Select ‘Pay or send money’
Select ‘Send money to friends of family’
Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit ‘next’
Insert amount (25 USD); hit ‘continue’

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.

Prizes

1st place: 60% of all total proceeds. 2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds. 3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds. FYI: PayPal extracts an infinitesimal transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.

We’ll collect your information and send you the code once the switch is flipped over at fantasy.premierleague.com Best of luck, chappies!

Messi: LaLiga is no longer relevant Aug 09, 2021

A tearful Lionel Messi has said his next move is not confirmed at an emotional farewell news conference Sunday, it seems like he's off to Paris. With Neymar, Messi, and Ronaldo all gone from La Liga, why bother watching?

FPL Sign Up

The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on August 13th, 2021 at noon EST (so act quickly if you want to sign up).
The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $4/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $25 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $4 per month works out to 50 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now. Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod PayPal instructions

Select ‘Pay or send money’
Select ‘Send money to friends of family’
Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit ‘next’
Insert amount (25 USD); hit ‘continue’

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.

Prizes

1st place: 60% of all total proceeds. 2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds. 3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds. FYI: PayPal extracts an infinitesimal transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.

We’ll collect your information and send you the code once the switch is flipped over at fantasy.premierleague.com Best of luck, chappies!

Does Harry Kane not know how a contract works? Aug 05, 2021

England Captain Harry Kane has angered the Spurs hierarchy when he failed to report for his two days of pre-season work as it came to light that he was on a family holiday. The 28-year was in the Bahamas before moving on to Florida and he was still there on Wednesday. Meanwhile, everyone else at Spurs is fulfilling their contacts by training as a team. This begs the question: Does Harry Kane not know how a contract works?

FPL Sign Up

The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on August 13th, 2021 at noon EST (so act quickly if you want to sign up).
The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $4/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $25 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $4 per month works out to 50 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now. Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod PayPal instructions

Select ‘Pay or send money’
Select ‘Send money to friends of family’
Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit ‘next’
Insert amount (25 USD); hit ‘continue’

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.

Prizes

1st place: 60% of all total proceeds. 2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds. 3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds. FYI: PayPal extracts an infinitesimal transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.

We’ll collect your information and send you the code once the switch is flipped over at fantasy.premierleague.com Best of luck, chappies!

Does anyone give a shit about men's Olympic soccer? Aug 02, 2021

What is the function of men's Olympic soccer? It's a tournament for young prospects? Then why have three over-23-year-olds play for each squad? Clubs also don't have to release their players for this tournament either. The Legend and Special Guest Paul discuss.

FPL Sign Up

The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on August 13th, 2021 at noon EST (so act quickly if you want to sign up).
The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $4/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $25 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $4 per month works out to 50 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now. Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod PayPal instructions

Select ‘Pay or send money’
Select ‘Send money to friends of family’
Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit ‘next’
Insert amount (25 USD); hit ‘continue’

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.

Prizes

1st place: 60% of all total proceeds. 2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds. 3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds. FYI: PayPal extracts an infinitesimal transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.

We’ll collect your information and send you the code once the switch is flipped over at fantasy.premierleague.com Best of luck, chappies!

Should all Premier League clubs use Covid passports at matches? Jul 29, 2021

The British government are mulling over whether to make a double Covid-19 vaccination a condition of entry at matches; Premier League managers will get to have their say over the next two weeks across meetings being organized by the LMA. The Legend and Special Guest Paul discuss!

Unconscious Wayne Rooney hits social media with two half-naked women Jul 26, 2021

Former England ace Wayne Rooney has claimed he was 'set up' and has complained to Greater Manchester Police after social media was flooded with images of him getting close to a woman in a nightclub and asleep in a hotel room while two half-naked women took photos around him. The Legend and Special Guest Paul regrettably discuss the whole sordid episode.

FPL Sign Up

The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on August 13th, 2021 at noon EST (so act quickly if you want to sign up).
The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $4/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $25 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $4 per month works out to 50 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now. Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod PayPal instructions

Select ‘Pay or send money’
Select ‘Send money to friends of family’
Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit ‘next’
Insert amount (25 USD); hit ‘continue’

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.

Prizes

1st place: 60% of all total proceeds. 2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds. 3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds. FYI: PayPal extracts an infinitesimal transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.

We’ll collect your information and send you the code once the switch is flipped over at fantasy.premierleague.com Best of luck, chappies!

FPL deadline is fast approaching! Jul 20, 2021

The pod boyz (The Legend and Special Guest Paul) are taking one episode off, but remember to sign up for FPL while you still can! The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on August 13th, 2021 at noon EST (so act quickly if you want to sign up).
The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $4/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $25 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $4 per month works out to 50 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now. Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod PayPal instructions

Select ‘Pay or send money’
Select ‘Send money to friends of family’
Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit ‘next’
Insert amount (25 USD); hit ‘continue’

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.

Prizes

1st place: 60% of all total proceeds. 2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds. 3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds. FYI: PayPal extracts an infinitesimal transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.

We’ll collect your information and send you the code once the switch is flipped over at fantasy.premierleague.com Best of luck, chappies!

Will the next generation of Premier League players use plant-based diets? Jul 19, 2021

Special Guest Paul talks to New York Times best selling author of The Plant-Based Athlete.

SIGN UP FOR FPL

The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on August 13th, 2021 at noon EST (so act quickly if you want to sign up).
The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $4/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $25 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon

Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $4 per month works out to 50 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.

Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod

PayPal instructions

Select ‘Pay or send money’
Select ‘Send money to friends of family’
Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit ‘next’
Insert amount (25 USD); hit ‘continue’

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners

After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.

Prizes

1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.

2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.

3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.

FYI: PayPal extracts an infinitesimal transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.

We’ll collect your information and send you the code once the switch is flipped over at fantasy.premierleague.com

Best of luck, chappies!

Why are England fans such utter dickheads? Jul 15, 2021

England face being handed a stadium ban by Uefa after the governing body opened an investigation into the chaotic and violent scenes at Wembley around the Euro 2020 final, meaning one or more of their Nations League games next year could be played behind closed doors. The Legend and Special Guest Saul talk about why England fans are so badly behaved.

FULL EPISODE HERE

SIGN UP FOR FPL

The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on August 13th, 2021 at noon EST (so act quickly if you want to sign up).
The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $4/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $25 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon

Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $4 per month works out to 50 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.

Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod

PayPal instructions

Select ‘Pay or send money’
Select ‘Send money to friends of family’
Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit ‘next’
Insert amount (25 USD); hit ‘continue’

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners

After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.

Prizes

1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.

2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.

3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.

FYI: PayPal extracts an infinitesimal transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.

We’ll collect your information and send you the code once the switch is flipped over at fantasy.premierleague.com

Best of luck, chappies!

Euro 2020: Big surprise as England lose on pens Jul 12, 2021

England lose Euro 2020 final after penalty shootout heartbreak against Italy Italy 1-1 England (pens 3-2): Marcus Rashford, Jadon Sancho and Bukayo Saka missed the crucial spot kicks in the shootout. The Legend, Special Guest Paul, and Sir Ben discuss.

SIGN UP FOR FPL

The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on August 13th, 2021 at noon EST (so act quickly if you want to sign up).
The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $4/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $25 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon

Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $4 per month works out to 50 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.

Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod

PayPal instructions

Select ‘Pay or send money’
Select ‘Send money to friends of family’
Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit ‘next’
Insert amount (25 USD); hit ‘continue’

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners

After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.

Prizes

1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.

2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.

3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.

FYI: PayPal extracts an infinitesimal transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.

We’ll collect your information and send you the code once the switch is flipped over at fantasy.premierleague.com

Best of luck, chappies!

Euro 2020: It's either coming Home or going to Rome Jul 08, 2021

England has broken through its semifinal ceiling at major soccer tournaments. A title match awaits for the first time in 55 years. The Legend and Special Guest Paul discuss.

FULL EPISODE HERE

Euro 2020: Should Kane do a no-celebration-celebration if he scores against Denmark? Jul 05, 2021

As England prepare to take on Denmark in the semi-finals of Euro 2020, how exactly does Southgate address English squad members who are close friends with Christian Eriksen? How does England get over the Eriksen narrative which seems to have been fuelling the Danes? The Legend and Special Guest Paul discuss.

Euro 2020: Manchester United sign England's Jadon fucking Sancho Jul 01, 2021

Manchester United's protracted negotiations to sign Jadon Sancho from Borussia Dortmund have resulted in a deal over a year into them. The Legend and Special Guest Paul discuss just how sweet of a deal this actually is for God's team, Manchester United.

FULL EPISODE HERE

Euro 2020: England finally beat the Germans! Jun 29, 2021

England struck twice late on to end a 55-year wait for a knockout tie victory over Germany amid scenes of huge tension and elation to reach the Euro 2020 quarter-finals at Wembley. The Legend and Sir Ben Teague discuss!

Euro 2020: Holland's Matthijs de Ligt transitions to European handball Jun 28, 2021

Holland defender Matthijs de Ligt faced up to the media after grabbing the ball with his hand, earning him a red card, and said "we basically lost the match because of what I did." The Legend and Special Guest Paul discuss the stupidity of it all as Special Guest Paul is the first person eliminated from the EPLpod Euro Tournament as he choose the Dutch. What an idiot!

UEFA's Aleksander Čeferin is a coward Jun 24, 2021

We all heard Aleksander Čeferin speak at length when The Super League was shut down. But where is he now as his organization refuses to take a stand against bigots? He's not saying a single word as UEFA's reputation slides even further in the mud as they preform a massive about-face in the fight for basic human rights for all.

FOR THE FULL EPISODE

Euro 2020: This is the worst Euros ever Jun 21, 2021

UEFA has ruined the Euros! Never mind the 5 subs, water breaks, endless travel for some teams but not others, the format itself is unsporting and unfair. The Legend and Special Paul discuss how stupid the Euros have become!

Ronaldo costs Coca-Cola dweebs four billion smackers Jun 17, 2021

Coca-Cola‘s market value abruptly plunged by about $4 billion on Monday, in a dive that coincided with soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo snubbing the Euro 2020 sponsor during a press conference at the tournament. The Legend and Special Guest Paul discuss.

FULL EPISODE HERE

Euro 2020: England beat World Cup finalists Jun 14, 2021

Gareth Southgate paid tribute to Raheem Sterling after the winger’s first goal at a major tournament gave England a 1-0 win against Croatia in their opening game at Euro 2020. Can they go all the way? The English media tend to think so... The Legend and Special Guest Paul discuss.

Euro 2020: Phil Foden's butcher cut his hair Jun 10, 2021

Phil Foden has a terrible new haircut which everyone wants to talk about on social media. He also went in for the dye job too which makes him look like an ugly eminem. The Legend and Special Guest Paul regrettably discuss!

Euro Tournament Rules

The league will be closed off on June 10th at noon EST (so act quickly if you want to sign up.
The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $4/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon

Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $4 per month works out to 50 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.

Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod

PayPal instructions

Select ‘Pay or send money’
Select ‘Send money to friends of family’
Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit ‘next’
Insert amount (20 USD); hit ‘continue’
In the PayPal note, simply write the name of the country which you think will win the Euros.

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners

After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent confirmation.

FYI: PayPal extracts a modest transaction fee.

How it works: In the PayPal note, write the name of the country you think will win the Euros. If you’re correct, you win. All picks will be placed in a Google sheets document. You will be able to view the document right after the deadline. One pick per Patreon supporter. What if there are multiple winners? The prize money will be split evenly amongst the winners.

Euro 2020: France could field two Euro winning squads Jun 07, 2021

France are the favourites to win this summer’s tournament but they will not have it easy, having been drawn in a group with Hungary, Germany and reigning European champions Portugal.

Euro Tournament Rules

The league will be closed off on June 10th at noon EST (so act quickly if you want to sign up.
The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $4/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon

Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $4 per month works out to 50 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.

Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod

PayPal instructions

Select ‘Pay or send money’
Select ‘Send money to friends of family’
Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit ‘next’
Insert amount (20 USD); hit ‘continue’
In the PayPal note, simply write the name of the country which you think will win the Euros.

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners

After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent confirmation.

FYI: PayPal extracts a modest transaction fee.

How it works: In the PayPal note, write the name of the country you think will win the Euros. If you’re correct, you win. All picks will be placed in a Google sheets document. You will be able to view the document right after the deadline. One pick per Patreon supporter. What if there are multiple winners? The prize money will be split evenly amongst the winners.

After releasing Luis Suárez for being too old, Barcelona sign lots of old players Jun 03, 2021

With the presentations of Sergio Agüero and Eric García, FC Barcelona continues adding players on free transfers. In addition, Georginio Wijnaldum and Memphis Depay are strongly rumored - both on frees. The Legend and Special Guest Paul discuss the mad antics of a club that is flat broke.

LINK TO FULL EPISODE

Euro Tournament Rules

The league will be closed off on June 10th at noon EST (so act quickly if you want to sign up.
The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $4/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon

Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $4 per month works out to 50 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.

Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod

PayPal instructions

Select ‘Pay or send money’
Select ‘Send money to friends of family’
Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit ‘next’
Insert amount (20 USD); hit ‘continue’
In the PayPal note, simply write the name of the country which you think will win the Euros.

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners

After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent confirmation.

FYI: PayPal extracts a modest transaction fee.

How it works: In the PayPal note, write the name of the country you think will win the Euros. If you’re correct, you win. All picks will be placed in a Google sheets document. You will be able to view the document right after the deadline. One pick per Patreon supporter. What if there are multiple winners? The prize money will be split evenly amongst the winners.

Manchester City wallow in agony as they completely blow it in Champions League Final May 30, 2021

Chelsea won the Champions League for the second time Saturday, beating Manchester City 1-0 thanks to Kai Havertz's first-half goal as Pep Guardiola's overthinking proved costly again in the all-English final. The Legend, Special Guest Paul, and the Ghost of Karaan discuss.

Euro Tournament Rules

The league will be closed off on June 10th at noon EST (so act quickly if you want to sign up.
The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $4/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon

Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $4 per month works out to 50 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.

Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod

PayPal instructions

Select ‘Pay or send money’
Select ‘Send money to friends of family’
Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit ‘next’
Insert amount (20 USD); hit ‘continue’
In the PayPal note, simply write the name of the country which you think will win the Euros.

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners

After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent confirmation.

FYI: PayPal extracts a modest transaction fee.

How it works: In the PayPal note, write the name of the country you think will win the Euros. If you’re correct, you win. All picks will be placed in a Google sheets document. You will be able to view the document right after the deadline. One pick per Patreon supporter. What if there are multiple winners? The prize money will be split evenly amongst the winners.

It's not David de Gea's fault, but he did take a shit pen May 27, 2021

David de Gea’s commitment is questioned by Special Guest Paul as the Manchester United goalkeeper concedes 11 straight penalties before missing his own in a dramatic Europa League final defeat to Villarreal.

FULL EPISODE HERE

Euro Tournament Rules

The league will be closed off on June 10th at noon EST (so act quickly if you want to sign up.
The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $4/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon

Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $4 per month works out to 50 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.

Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod

PayPal instructions

Select ‘Pay or send money’
Select ‘Send money to friends of family’
Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit ‘next’
Insert amount (20 USD); hit ‘continue’
In the PayPal note, simply write the name of the country which you think will win the Euros.

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners

After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent confirmation.

FYI: PayPal extracts a modest transaction fee.

How it works: In the PayPal note, write the name of the country you think will win the Euros. If you’re correct, you win. All picks will be placed in a Google sheets document. You will be able to view the document right after the deadline. One pick per Patreon supporter. What if there are multiple winners? The prize money will be split evenly amongst the winners.

Top four richest clubs finish in the top four May 24, 2021

WHAT A SHOCKER OF A SEASON! Harry Kane wins the Golden Boot! WHAT!? Ederson wins the Golden Glove! Come on!? And the four richest teams all finish in the top four! NO WAY! WHO WOULD HAVE EVER THOUGH THAT WAS POSSIBLE? Mike and Paul discuss!

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Captain Sam Allardyce flees his sinking West Brom ship May 20, 2021

Sam Allardyce will step down as West Brom's head coach at the end of the season. The 66-year-old revealed he was made a "generous offer" to remain at the club as they drop down to the Sky Bet Championship next season, but the former England manager says he cannot commit to the project at this stage of his career. Is he abandoning his own sinking ship? The Legend and Special Guest Paul discuss.

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After Chelsea's devastating loss to Leicester City in the FA Cup, Chelsea next play Leicester City May 17, 2021

Youri Tielemans produced one of the great FA Cup final goals to give Leicester City the trophy for the first time in their history with victory over Chelsea at Wembley. Next up for Chelsea in the Premier League is... Leicester City! It's going to be a huge game for Chelsea's top four hopes. Can they handle the pressure? The Legend and Special Paul Guest chat about it.

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Reminder: Chelsea hasn't won anything yet May 13, 2021

The mistake from Jorginho that gifted Arsenal victory could very well be ominous. With a top four battle on their hands, a FA Cup final, and a Champions League final to be played, let's remember that Chelsea hasn't won anything just yet. Their season could very well end up in flames.

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Chelsea have Manchester City's number this season May 10, 2021

Sergio Aguero made a mess of a Panenka penalty as Chelsea ensured Manchester City must wait a little longer to wrap up the Premier League title by fighting back to earn a dramatic win at Etihad Stadium. After City having lost in the FA Cup to Chelsea and now this loss, perhaps Chelsea have City's number?

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Real Madrid's Eden Hazard thinks losing is hilarious May 06, 2021

A number of Real Madrid fans criticized Eden Hazard after he was seen laughing with Chelsea’s players following his team’s Champions League semi-final defeat at Stamford Bridge. Special Guest Paul and The Legend discuss!

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Has a new football revolution started at Old Trafford? May 03, 2021

Manchester United’s game with Liverpool at Old Trafford on Sunday was postponed after a planned peaceful protest outside the stadium by fans angry with the club’s owners. Will this spark other similar protests throughout the country? Mike and Special Guest Paul discuss.

EPLpod's Euro Cup deadline is June 10th at noon EST.

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Which remaining Champions League club is least morally reprehensible? Apr 29, 2021

From an ownership perspective, the remaining four clubs in the Champions League are repugnant. Three out of the four are from the dirty dozen, with three of the clubs being owned by oppressive dictators. But which club is the the most morally insidious and which club is the least morally reprehensible? Mike and Paul discuss!

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European Super League is not going away Apr 26, 2021

Real Madrid president Florentino Perez says the 12 clubs that agreed to join a new European Super League have "binding contracts" and "cannot leave". The Legend and Special Guest Paul discuss what the third iteration of the European Super League will look like.

European Super League: a calamity of epic proportions Apr 21, 2021

It has been a crazy few days for European football. The biggest, richest clubs on the continent quit the Champions League, then returned, humiliated and apologetic in less than 48 hours. The Legend speaks to author James Montague of The Billionaires Club about the calamity that was wrapped up in a farce.

FULL EPISODE HERE

Relegate the big six right now! Apr 19, 2021

European football was hit by a nuclear bomb of greed after new plans for a European super league were revealed that would mean six English clubs – Manchester City, Manchester United, Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea and Tottenham – would join a breakaway competition that would create a caste system in the Premier League. The new Super League would be like hunting animals in a cage; it's such a bad idea that all clubs involved should be relegated for their mutiny.

Which authoritarian Petrostate will win the Champions League? Apr 15, 2021

PSG, Manchester City, and Chelsea are all owned by oil tycoons, but which tycoon will reign supreme in the Champions League this year? Mike and Paul discuss.

FULL EPISODE

Harry Kane is way too good for Tottenham Hotspur Apr 12, 2021

Harry Kane is running out of patience at Tottenham Hotspur and will push for a transfer this summer if they fail to secure Champions League qualification. Mike and Paul discuss where Harry Kane will end up next season!

Zlatan "The Lion" Ibrahimovic likes to kill... lions!? Apr 08, 2021

Zlatan Ibrahimovic has often compared himself to a lion - but it's alleged that 10 years ago, the Swedish striker was 'trophy hunting' for the wild animal. Mike and Paul discuss!

Full episode: https://www.patreon.com/posts/49768374

Erling Haaland is priced at pre-pandemic rates Apr 05, 2021

Mino Raiola and Erling Haaland’s father, Alf-Inge, travelled around Europe meeting with executives and officials of the main clubs interested in the 20-year-old striker earlier this week.

In oder to land the striker, the "lucky" club will have to shell out:

- €20 million to be paid to Mino Raiola

- €20 million to be paid to Alf-Inge Haaland

- A wage package of €30 million net per season to be paid to Erling Haaland

- Plus the transfer fee, reported to be a minimum of €150 million, paid to Borussia Dortmund

Mike and Paul discuss!

Which shit-hot striker will replace Sergio Agüero at Manchester City? Apr 01, 2021

Manchester City reportedly still want to sign Lionel Messi and Erling Haaland this summer in what would be a sensational double transfer swoop. But can they afford it? Can they afford not to do it? The Legend and Special Guest Paul discuss.

FULL EPISODE HERE

So Football Index was a dumb Ponzi scheme? Mar 29, 2021

According to the Financial Times: "Football Index has collapsed into administration, furious individuals have been blocked from withdrawing their funds and the company’s image of itself as a stock market for the sport lies shattered." Mike and Paul discuss!

Manchester United's new shirt sponsors are synonymous with online scams Mar 25, 2021

There have been many instances of malicious use of the software “TeamViewer” which are now Manchester United's new shirt sponsor. Special Guest Paul and The Legend discuss this issues as well as World Cup Qualifiers and FPL.

Tech issues killed this pod Mar 22, 2021

What ho, chappies! Unfortunately, there will be no pod tonight because of technical issues. Rest assured that our unpaid, child technicians will be working around the clock to resolve the issue. We will not feed them or give them water until they come back to us with a solution.

Kylian Mbappé vs Erling Haaland: who is the better signing? Mar 18, 2021

Kylian Mbappé vs Erling Haaland: who would be a better signing? Which player would dominate the Premier League? Are either player affordable? In other news, Hakim Ziyech and Emerson got the goals as Chelsea made very short work indeed of a very poor Atlético side in the Champions League.

Does Aubameyang even care anymore? Mar 15, 2021

The Athletic reports, "Arsenal manager Mikel Arteta dropped club captain Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang because he reported late for the north London derby against Tottenham Hotspur on Sunday, it can be revealed." Apparently, Aubameyang's lateness is becoming an issue as of late which begs the question: does he even give a shit?

And so ends the Messi and Ronaldo era Mar 11, 2021

For the first time since 2004-05, neither Lionel Messi nor Cristiano Ronaldo will see their teams involved in the Champions League quarter-finals. Messi and Barcelona were eliminated at the last-16 stage by PSG, who drew 1-1 against the Spanish side on Wednesday to seal a 5-2 aggregate triumph. The day before Porto stunned Juventus and Ronaldo, advancing after a thrilling extra-time battle in the second leg in Turin.

Manchester United win the battle; Manchester City will win the war Mar 08, 2021

Success for Manchester United is winning a battle against a side which will win the war. Although City manager Pep Guardiola’s pursuit of a world-record winning streak ended after United won the derby 2-0 on Sunday, the result is of little consequence when it comes to deciding the title.

Fantasy Premier League: The The Norwegian Bad Boy Who Outsmarted FPL Bad Boy Who Outsmarted FPL Mar 03, 2021

The Legend talks with Henning, the man behind the FPL Insider Twitter account - which tracks the online fantasy football profiles of Premier League players and staff and tweets out when they transfer in or out one of their real-life colleagues. You might remember that last week, the account came into the spotlight when it revealed that several Aston Villa stars had substituted out Jack Grealish. At the time, Villa were trying to hide the fact that he was injured. The Legend and Henning talk about what it's like to shoot into global footballing prominence overnight.

Link to BBC article

It sucks for The Premier League when the title race is over in February Mar 01, 2021

Manchester City coach Pep Guardiola made history as his side continued their winning run to the Premier League title. Goals from central defenders Ruben Dias and John Stones gave Manchester City their 20th consecutive win in all competitions, with Stones scoring the winner in the 68th minute after Michael Antonio’s 43rd-minute goal gave an impressive West Ham hopes of taking at least a point.

Pep Guardiola dresses worse than Julian Nagelsmann Feb 25, 2021

Manchester City left Germany with two crucial away goals against Borussia Monchengladbach - but Pep Guardiola's coat stole the show with some saying that he's outdone even Julian Nagelsmann in the fashion department.

West Ham United are the best club in London Feb 22, 2021

West Ham manager David Moyes says his side "haven't hit top gear yet" despite climbing into the top four of the Premier League with victory over London rivals Tottenham making them the best club in London. No, this is not another dumb joke; it's real.

Why do footballers treat referees like total garbage? Feb 18, 2021

The Football Association is to undertake an extraordinary disciplinary procedure after charging a referee with misconduct. Darren Drysdale has apologized for his behaviour after he locked heads with Ipswich’s Alan Judge when the player contested a decision not to award a penalty in the 0-0 draw with Northampton on Tuesday. But given that Judge was screaming in the ref's face, isn't only human to fight back?

Are Manchester City actually better without Kevin De Bruyne? Feb 15, 2021

Pep Guardiola says he would not change any member of the City squad for anyone. The Premier League leaders earned a 16th successive win in all competitions with Saturday's superb 3-0 win over Tottenham Hotspur at the Etihad Stadium.

EPLpod + Arseblog + The Daily Zeitgeist = a whole lot of Arsenal banter Feb 10, 2021

Weather forecast is a deluge of Arsenal, some cold flurries of Willian, but mostly calming lower pressure systems of Saka and Emile Smith-Rowe. That's right folks, it's the Zoom three-way menage-a-trois with The Daily Zeitgeist's Miles Gray and the Arsecast's Andrew Mangan.

Manchester City are just too good Feb 07, 2021

The Legend and Special Guest Saul discuss how Alisson was punished for a chaotic second-half spell as Manchester City stretched their lead at the top of the Premier League after a 4-1 win over Liverpool in a heavyweight clash with significant ramifications for the title race.

Maybe Jesse Lingard isn't so terrible after all? Feb 04, 2021

Manchester United flop Jesse Lingard rewarded Manchester United flop David Moyes as Lingard scored two debut goals in the win that means West Ham have achieved their highest top-flight points tally after 22 games since 1985-86.

EPLpod derby (Manchester United vs Arsenal) proves to be damp squib Feb 01, 2021

Manchester United dropped points for the third time in four Premier League games with this goalless draw against an under-strength Arsenal side at Emirates Stadium. Unfortunately, it was yet another damp squib.

Everything is terrible Jan 28, 2021

Last-place Sheffield United pulled off the biggest upset in the Premier League this season, beating Manchester United 2-1 away to deny Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s team a return to first place.

Manchester United have the most momentum in English football Jan 24, 2021

A scream from Andy Robertson was a forlorn attempt to distract Mason Greenwood beginning Manchester United’s comeback. The defender won’t be the only one shrieking at Liverpool after going out of the FA Cup as The Legend, Sir Ben, and Special Guest Paul discuss.

Does Arsenal know that clubs can actually sell players? Jan 21, 2021

Arsenal have cancelled the contract of Sokratis Papastathopoulos, their out-of-favour defender, leaving him free to find a new club, just days after letting Ozil leave on a free to Turkey. This begs the question, does Arsenal know that clubs can actually sell players and get money for them?

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After clash with Liverpool, Manchester United stay on top of table Jan 18, 2021

Manchester United remain on top of the Premier League table, with a three‑point advantage over Liverpool, as the season approaches halfway. The Legend, Special Guest Paul, and Sir Ben discuss United's form of excellent this season thus far.

Now that Manchester United are tops, STOP THE COUNT! Jan 14, 2021

United are top after 17 games for the first time since 2013. The similarities and differences between then and now are striking as Mike and Paul discuss.

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Coronavirus calls into question integrity of FA Cup Jan 11, 2021

A coronavirus-affected FA Cup third round saw Aston Villa’s youngsters shine in defeat against Liverpool. But when you're watching men play against boys, what's the point really? Mike and Paul discuss.

Pep vs. Jose in meaningless cup final that no one cares about Jan 07, 2021

Stones and Fernandinho scored for Manchester City against Manchester United as Pep Guardiola sets up Carabao Cup final showdown vs Jose Mourinho. But does anyone actually care about this dumb competition?

Chelsea's Frank Lampard: "Mr. Roman, more money plzzzz!" Jan 04, 2021

Frank Lampard is reportedly on thin ice at Chelsea, as a report suggest that Blues owner Roman Abramovich is already looking at replacements for the young head coach as the position of the legendary former Chelsea midfielder is ‘under serious threat’ at Stamford Bridge. Mike and Paul discuss whether or not Lampard should be trusted in the January transfer window with even more of Abramovich's money.

Is the Premier League going to shut up shop again? Dec 31, 2020

Premier League clubs have discussed the possibility of stopping the season for two weeks in January to prevent a spread in coronavirus cases. But will they actually follow through and implement a 'circuit breaker?' Mike and his new co-host discuss.

Even José Mourinho can't stop Spurs from bottling it Dec 28, 2020

Jose Mourinho accused his players of lacking 'ambition' after their title tilt suffered another setback against Wolves. Spurs threw away the chance to move up to third – and close the gap on league leaders Liverpool to four points – after Romain Saiss' 86th-minute header secured Wolves a 1-1 draw at Molineux. Mike and Paul discuss.

Mauricio Pochettino gets off unemployment just before Christmas Dec 24, 2020

Paris Saint-Germain have fired manager Thomas Tuchel and former Tottenham head coach Mauricio Pochettino is set to replace him. Mike and Paul discuss.

Manchester United are serious title contenders Dec 21, 2020

Ole Gunnar Solskjær described Manchester United’s 6-2 victory over Leeds as one of the “great performances” against their cross-Pennines rivals. With United moving into third place with a game in hand, why would anyone think they can't win the league? The table doesn't lie, does it?

Aston Villa's Jack Grealish drives like a complete asshole Dec 17, 2020

England footballer Jack Grealish has been banned from driving and fined more than £80,000 for two motoring offences. The Aston Villa captain, 25, previously admitted two counts of careless driving at Birmingham Magistrates' Court. Mike and Special Guest Paul discuss.

Could Spurs win the league in the same year that Arsenal go down? Dec 14, 2020

Could Spurs win the league in the same year that Arsenal go down? Probably not. But it's a fun thought! Arsenal's 1-0 loss, courtesy of captain Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang's own goal, leaves the north London side 15th in the table and on a run of seven defeats in their last 10 league games. Ouch!

Which club is dumb enough to buy Manchester United's Paul Pogba? Dec 10, 2020

Paul Pogba is heading for the Manchester United exit following talks with manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer over his substitute role in the crushing defeat to Red Bull Leipzig. Juventus, the club Pogba left to rejoin United in 2016, are emerging as a genuine option for the World Cup winner when the transfer window opens next month, but are they really so stupid as to buy the underperforming, problem-causing, overrated midfielder?

Stop beating up Arsenal, they're already dead! Dec 07, 2020

Harry Kane and Son Heung-min destroy Arsenal in the North London derby. Arsenal now sit in 15th place and look just terrible in every position, losing 6 out of their last 9 games in the Premier League. Just how bad can it get for The Gunners? Mike and Paul discuss.

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer couldn't manage a Tim Hortons Dec 03, 2020

Ole Gunnar Solskjær has said that he considered substituting Fred before the Brazilian was sent off in Manchester United’s 3-1 defeat against Paris Saint-Germain at Old Trafford. Why he didn't actually go through with the substitution remains a mystery. Now United have to go away to RB Leipzig and get a result just to get through a group they should have won in a trot.

Arsenal's Mikel Arteta is not protecting his players against brain injuries Nov 30, 2020

What a total shit show, sad, pathetic event. How uncomfortable and disturbing was it watching David Luiz play on after such a sickening and awful clash of heads with Raul Jimenez? Shame on Arsenal's Mikel Arteta for not protecting his player.

Diego Maradona Remembered... from the perspective of two millennials Nov 26, 2020

Diego Maradona, widely regarded as one of the greatest football players of all time, has died at the age of 60. But for those who weren't old enough to actually see him play, he left quite a different, paradoxical impression.

PAUL METCALFE as Rod Stewart

Pep Guardiola isn't in the same league as Sir Alex Ferguson Nov 23, 2020

Pep Guardiola is a great manager. Sure, sure. But when it comes to refreshing his team, he's no where near Sir Alex Ferguson. After City's loss to Spurs this weekend, it's hard to see Guardiola's City pushing for the title as they sit in 13th place after 8 games.

Manchester City's Phil Foden shines in dumb, meaningless fixture Nov 19, 2020

Manchester City star Phil Foden has described scoring for England as 'one of the best' moments of his short career to date. It's just too bad that the match meant absolutely nothing; luckily no spectators were on hand to watch such pointless drivel.

Manchester United's Paul Pogba needs to be sold Nov 16, 2020

Paul Pogba has admitted he is currently dealing with the most 'difficult' period of his career. The Manchester United star has struggled for form so far this season which has seen him fall down the midfield pecking order at Old Trafford. Maybe now is the time to consider selling him? Mike and Paul discuss.

American Huckster: How Chuck Blazer Got Rich From-and Sold Out-the Most Powerful Cabal in World Sports Nov 12, 2020

American Huckster is the first inside account of the international soccer scandal that rocked the world. At the heart of the corruption is the incredible story of a larger-than-life New York soccer dad who illegally raked in millions at the top of the most powerful and dirtiest sports organization on the planet, and became an FBI whistleblower to save his own skin. The Legend opens up the EPLpod vault and plays a previously unreleased interview from November 2017 with author Mary Papenfuss.

Klopp blasts Liverpool scheduling after Trent Alexander-Arnold's injury at Man City Nov 09, 2020

Jürgen Klopp has claimed next summer’s European Championship could be decimated by injuries if a compressed schedule is not addressed after Trent Alexander-Arnold was injured during Liverpool’s 1-1 draw at Manchester City. Mike and Paul discuss all of the biggest injuries this weekend in the Premier League and pay their respects to Canadian great, Alex Trebek.

Ryan Giggs: Great Player, Probably Not A Great Guy Nov 05, 2020

British newspaper The Sun reported that Giggs was arrested at his home in Manchester on Sunday after a “disturbance” and was later released on bail. Mike and Paul discuss.

Arsenal weren't that great either Nov 02, 2020

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang scored the only goal of the game from the penalty spot as Arsenal beat hosts Manchester United 1-0 to secure its first win for 14 years in a Premier League match at Old Trafford. But let's face, Arsenal didn't look much better than Manchester United on the day.

Manchester United's Marcus Rashford is winning life Oct 29, 2020

Praised for his campaigning against child poverty during the pandemic, Manchester United striker Marcus Rashford made just as explosive an impact in the Champions League on Wednesday when he came off the bench to embarrass Julian Nagelsmann and the rest of RB Leipzig by scoring a hatrick.

Leicester's Jamie Vardy has a Party; Arsenal's Thomas does not Partey (we're sorry) Oct 26, 2020

Jamie Vardy kept up his brilliant scoring record against Arsenal by coming off the bench to earn Leicester a 1-0 win at Emirates Stadium in the Premier League on Sunday. Special Guest Paul gets caught up in the latest Zoom accident of shame.

The Red Apprentice: Ole Gunnar Solskjaer: The Making of Manchester United's Great Hope Oct 21, 2020

The Legend talks with The Guardian's chief Manchester football correspondent Jamie Jackson about his latest book titled The Red Apprentice: Ole Gunnar Solskjaer: The Making of Manchester United's Great Hope. Here's a link to buy the book: https://www.amazon.ca/Red-Apprentice-Solskjaer-Manchester-Uniteds/dp/B082XHBYKD

Liverpool's Virgil van Dijk will be lucky to start next season Oct 19, 2020

Liverpool can confirm Virgil van Dijk will undergo surgery on the knee injury he sustained during Saturday’s 2-2 draw at Everton. Special Guest Paul reckons that he’s gone for the year as he walks us through both of his ACL injuries in disgusting detail.

Manchester United's Harry Maguire is low on confidence Oct 15, 2020

Harry Maguire suffered a god awful 31 minutes before he put himself out of his own misery as England lost to Denmark at Wembley - his early departure prompting the question of whether he now needs a longer break from the game. Maybe he should take some time, grab some sun in Greece, and chill?

Is Manchester United's Paul Pogba even good enough for Real Madrid? Oct 12, 2020

Paul Pogba has once again spoken of his 'dream' to one day play for Real Madrid. With his Manchester United contract expiring next year, surely it's now or never for him. But is he even good enough for Real Madrid?

Arsenal's Ghana Partey this season Oct 07, 2020

Special Guest Paul and Andrew Mangan from Arseblog talk about Arsenal completing a £45m deal to sign Thomas Partey from Atletico Madrid on transfer deadline day.

Arseblog podcast

Andrew on twitter

P.S. Apologies for the terrible pun in the headline. Look, we can't always be brilliant, okay?

Aston Villa shred Klopp and Liverpool to pieces Oct 05, 2020

Liverpool and Manchester United were both comprehensively humiliated by defeats Sunday that rank among the heaviest in their history. Is it because of fatigue? Mike and Paul discuss.

Manchester United beat Brighton yet again Oct 01, 2020

Manchester United beat Brighton for the second time in four days, with Paul Pogba scoring a free-kick to help seal their progress to the quarter-finals of the Carabao Cup. Mike and Paul discuss.

Wonder why no other club was in for Thiago Silva? Sep 28, 2020

Thiago Silva’s Premier League debut was brutal. The Brazilian was handed the captain’s armband for Chelsea’s game against West Brom but was responsible for the Baggies’ second goal after committing a dreadful mistake. Signing a 36 year old defender on a free? Maybe not the best idea...

EFL should bring back mandatory coronavirus testing Sep 24, 2020

The English Football League should really re-consider their position of not having mandatory testing. If EFL players are go to compete in competitions with Premier League players, then surely the EFL is going to ruin it for everyone, right?

Is Kepa Arrizabalaga really just a comedic performance artist ? Sep 21, 2020

Chelsea goalkeeper Kepa Arrizabalaga gives up an absolute howler to Sadio Mane and Liverpool. Mike and Paul discuss just how many more matches Chelsea can play with him in between the sticks. Also, we tacked on an episode of EPLpod Live for you to listen to; We would love it if you gave EPLpod Live a Five Star review on iTunes

Gareth Bale seals sensational return to re-join Tottenham Hotspurs Sep 17, 2020

According to The Daily Mail, Gareth Bale has completed his emotional return to Tottenham.

The Wales international has agreed terms on a year-long deal that Sportsmail understands to be worth more than £13million – part of which will be financed by Real Madrid. But will he be able to add value to Spurs?

Mo Salah hat trick sinks Leeds in seven-goal classic Sep 14, 2020

Mo Salah scored a hat trick to secure a 4-3 victory for English Premier League champion Liverpool in an insane opening day match with Marcelo Bielsa's Leeds United side at Anfield.

Listen to the first ever episode of EPLpod (apologies for the audio, it will get better).

FPL deadline is TODAY! Sep 11, 2020

Look, I know that having a two minute podcast pop up in your feed is as welcomed as having a mosquito enter your tent while camping, but the FPL deadline is TODAY and we thought we'd reminder you.

JOIN OUR FPL Deadline: September 11 at midnight (EST) The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on September 11th, 2020, at midnight.
The entrance fee has two components: A $4/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon: Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process and we really appreciate the support (a contribution of $4 per month equates to 50 cents per episode). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpodPayPal instructions

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100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winnersAfter satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.Money Distribution:1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.FYI: PayPal extracts a modest transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.Best of luck, chappies!

Rich, famous, young soccer players want to sleep with beautiful models? Come on! No way! Sep 10, 2020

Gareth Southgate says he was “puzzled” by the behaviour of Phil Foden and Mason Greenwood and both would have been sent home even if there wasn't a global pandemic. But let's face it... who's he kidding.

JOIN OUR FPL Deadline: September 11 at midnight (EST) The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on September 11th, 2020, at midnight.
The entrance fee has two components: A $4/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon: Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process and we really appreciate the support (a contribution of $4 per month equates to 50 cents per episode). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpodPayPal instructions

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The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.Best of luck, chappies!

Alexis Sanchez deletes Instagram post blaming everyone else Sep 07, 2020

Alexis Sanchez launched a stinging attack on Manchester United and his critics this week after ending his two-year nightmare at Old Trafford. But then he deleted the video. Why? Find out the latest episode of EPLpod.

JOIN OUR FPL Deadline: September 11 at midnight (EST) The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on September 11th, 2020, at midnight.
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Patreon: Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process and we really appreciate the support (a contribution of $4 per month equates to 50 cents per episode). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpodPayPal instructions

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Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit ‘next’
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100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winnersAfter satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.Money Distribution:1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.FYI: PayPal extracts a modest transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.Best of luck, chappies!

Congratulations Lionel Messi, You Played Yourself! Sep 03, 2020

Jorge Messi (basically Messi in twenty years time from now in terms of the ol' looks department) landed at Barcelona to meet the Catalan club's officials and discuss his son's future. But will Messi actually be able to move away from Barcelona? Probably not...

JOIN OUR FPL Deadline: September 11 at midnight (EST) The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on September 11th, 2020, at midnight.
The entrance fee has two components: A $4/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon: Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process and we really appreciate the support (a contribution of $4 per month equates to 50 cents per episode). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpodPayPal instructions

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The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.Best of luck, chappies!

Donny van de Beek is as exciting as day-old bread Aug 31, 2020

Manchester United are close to to reaching an agreement for Donny van de Beek, who almost joined Real Madrid before the coronavirus pandemic. But do they really need him? Mike and Paul discuss.

JOIN OUR FPL Deadline: September 11 at midnight (EST) The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on September 11th, 2020, at midnight.
The entrance fee has two components: A $4/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon: Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process and we really appreciate the support (a contribution of $4 per month equates to 50 cents per episode). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpodPayPal instructions

Select ‘Pay or send money’
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100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winnersAfter satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.Money Distribution:1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.FYI: PayPal extracts a modest transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.Best of luck, chappies!

Leo Messi to PSG? Manchester City? Inter? Aug 27, 2020

Messi told Barcelona that he wants to leave the club via fax. Did he travel back to 1992 to buy a fax machine? Who cares! Let's just this stud of hot Argentina beef to kick a ball in England next season, okay?

JOIN OUR FPL Deadline: September 11 at midnight (EST) The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on September 11th, 2020, at midnight.
The entrance fee has two components: A $4/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon: Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process and we really appreciate the support (a contribution of $4 per month equates to 50 cents per episode). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpodPayPal instructions

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100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winnersAfter satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.Money Distribution:1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.FYI: PayPal extracts a modest transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.Best of luck, chappies!

It ends in tears for Neymar in Lisbon Aug 24, 2020

PSG spent €400m on Neymar and Mbappe to try to win the Champions League. As if that isn't bad enough, they also allowed Kingsley Coman to leave for free. Is PSG a well run club or oil-soaked Qatari shit show? Mike and Paul discuss.

JOIN OUR FPL Deadline: September 11 at midnight (EST) The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on September 11th, 2020, at midnight.
The entrance fee has two components: A $4/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon: Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process and we really appreciate the support (a contribution of $4 per month equates to 50 cents per episode). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpodPayPal instructions

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Insert amount (20 USD); hit ‘continue’

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winnersAfter satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.Money Distribution:1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.FYI: PayPal extracts a modest transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.Best of luck, chappies!

Bayern Munich set to battle Qatar in Champions League final Aug 20, 2020

German giants Bayern Munich are through to the Champions League final following a 3-0 victory against Lyon from the farmer's league. A first-half double from Serge Gnabry and a late header from Robert Lewandowski were the difference in the game.

JOIN OUR FPL Deadline: September 11 at midnight (EST) The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on September 11th, 2020, at midnight.
The entrance fee has two components: A $4/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon: Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process and we really appreciate the support (a contribution of $4 per month equates to 50 cents per episode). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpodPayPal instructions

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100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winnersAfter satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.Money Distribution:1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.FYI: PayPal extracts a modest transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.Best of luck, chappies!

Pep Guardiola can't win the Champions League without Lionel Messi Aug 16, 2020

Man City lost 3-1 against Lyon in the Champions League quarter-finals on Saturday evening, once again failing to make it into the semi-finals.

JOIN OUR FPL Deadline: September 11 at midnight (EST) The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on September 11th, 2020, at midnight.
The entrance fee has two components: A $4/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon: Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process and we really appreciate the support (a contribution of $4 per month equates to 50 cents per episode). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpodPayPal instructions

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100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winnersAfter satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.Money Distribution:1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.FYI: PayPal extracts a modest transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.Best of luck, chappies!

PSG vs Manchester City Champions League Final would be UEFA's wet dream come true Aug 13, 2020

Could we see a battle of oil titans duelling it out for the Champions League? Probably. God knows that UEFA would love to have a PSG vs Manchester City final.

JOIN OUR FPL Deadline: September 11 at midnight (EST) The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on September 11th, 2020, at midnight.
The entrance fee has two components: A $4/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon: Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process and we really appreciate the support (a contribution of $4 per month equates to 50 cents per episode). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpodPayPal instructions

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100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winnersAfter satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.Money Distribution:1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.FYI: PayPal extracts a modest transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.Best of luck, chappies!

Atlético Madrid might fuck this all up for everyone Aug 10, 2020

Atlético say two members of their travelling party for the Champions League mini-tournament in Lisbon have tested positive for Covid-19. Mike and Paul discuss the consequences.

JOIN OUR FPL Deadline: September 11 at midnight (EST) The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on September 11th, 2020, at midnight.
The entrance fee has two components: A $4/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon: Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process and we really appreciate the support (a contribution of $4 per month equates to 50 cents per episode). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpodPayPal instructions

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The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.Best of luck, chappies!

Arsenal's owner lacks basic human empathy Aug 07, 2020

Stan Kroenke has been the owner of Arsenal FC since 2011. In his time as the club's owner, most reasonable people have hated his guts. However, by getting his players to take a pay cut in order to save jobs at The Emirates, what does he then do? He cut jobs anyhow! Total dirtbag move. The Legend and Miles Gray discuss this gutless move, as well as what it's like to work at The Onion as well as Playboy, and finally, they talk about Celine Dion and other such Canadian music.

JOIN OUR FPL Deadline: September 11 at midnight (EST) The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on September 11th, 2020, at midnight.
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Patreon: Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process and we really appreciate the support (a contribution of $4 per month equates to 50 cents per episode). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpodPayPal instructions

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100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winnersAfter satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.Money Distribution:1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.FYI: PayPal extracts a modest transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.Best of luck, chappies!

Arsenal's owner Stan Kroenke is a miserable bastard Aug 06, 2020

Arsenal have announced they are to seek 55 redundancies as the financial impact of Covid-19 hits the club. But what of their owner? According to various sources, he could save those 55 jobs by using less than 2% of the interest on his annual wealth. But no, instead, he's going to kick them out in the cold during a pandemic. Brave stuff!

OIN OUR FPL Deadline: September 11 at midnight (EST) The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on September 11th, 2020, at midnight.
The entrance fee has two components: A $4/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon: Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process and we really appreciate the support (a contribution of $4 per month equates to 50 cents per episode). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpodPayPal instructions

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100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winnersAfter satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.Money Distribution:1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.FYI: PayPal extracts a modest transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.Best of luck, chappies!

Arsenal claw their way into Shame Cup Aug 02, 2020

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang scored twice as Arsenal came from behind to beat Chelsea in the FA Cup final at Wembley, to claw their way into the Europa League.

JOIN OUR FPL Deadline: September 11 at midnight (EST) The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on September 11th, 2020, at midnight.
The entrance fee has two components: A $4/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon: Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process and we really appreciate the support (a contribution of $4 per month equates to 50 cents per episode). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpodPayPal instructions

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Insert amount (20 USD); hit ‘continue’

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winnersAfter satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.Money Distribution:1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.FYI: PayPal extracts a modest transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.Best of luck, chappies!

Can You Imagine A World Without Lawyers? Jul 30, 2020

The English football season may be all done and dusted, minus the FA Cup between Chelsea and Arsenal this week, but behind the scenes, work is just getting started on a potentially groundbreaking lawsuit that could have a profound difference on all professional sports. Let the data fight commence!

JOIN OUR FPL Deadline: September 11 at midnight (EST) The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on September 11th, 2020, at midnight.
The entrance fee has two components: A $4/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon: Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process and we really appreciate the support (a contribution of $4 per month equates to 50 cents per episode). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpodPayPal instructions

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100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winnersAfter satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.Money Distribution:1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.FYI: PayPal extracts a modest transaction fee.The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.Best of luck, chappies!

Enjoy the Championship, tossers! Jul 26, 2020

Aston Villa’s draw was enough to keep them in the division on 35 points, one ahead of Watford, who lost 3-2 at Arsenal, and Bournemouth, whose 3-1 victory at Everton was just not enough as Manchester United finish on the podium. Mike and Paul discuss.

JOIN OUR FPL Deadline: September 11 at midnight (EST) The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on September 11th, 2020, at midnight.
The entrance fee has two components: A $4/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon: Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process and we really appreciate the support (a contribution of $4 per month equates to 50 cents per episode). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpodPayPal instructions

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Manchester United triumphantly climb up to third place Jul 22, 2020

Manchester United draw West Ham United to pull up to third in the table. Even though Liverpool have nothing to play for, they still crush Chelsea who very much has everything to still play for. Paul's beloved Arsenal lose to Aston Villa! LOL.

Paywall will be back up August 12, 2020

JOIN OUR FPL Deadline: Midday 8 August 2020 The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on August 8th, 2020, at noon EST.
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Patreon: Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process and we really appreciate the support (a contribution of $4 per month equates to 50 cents per episode). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now. Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod PayPal instructions

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100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel. Money Distribution: 1st place: 60% of all total proceeds. 2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds. 3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds. FYI: PayPal extracts a modest transaction fee. The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely. Best of luck, chappies!

Manchester United's David de Gea needs to be sold Jul 20, 2020

After David De Gea's performance against Chelsea at Wembley, the jury is now out on whether or not he should stay at the club or make way for Dean Henderson. Mike and Paul discuss.

Paywall will be back up August 12, 2020

JOIN OUR FPL Deadline: Midday 8 August 2020 The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on August 8th, 2020, at noon EST.
The entrance fee has two components: A $4/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon: Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process and we really appreciate the support (a contribution of $4 per month equates to 50 cents per episode). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now. Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod PayPal instructions

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100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel. Money Distribution: 1st place: 60% of all total proceeds. 2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds. 3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds. FYI: PayPal extracts a modest transaction fee. The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely. Best of luck, chappies!

In conversation with James Richardson Jul 15, 2020

The Legend chats with The Totally Football's James Richardson about Financial Fair Play, the new five substitution rule, and how to effectively learn a language.

Paywall will be back up August 12, 2020

JOIN OUR FPL Deadline: Midday 8 August 2020 The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on August 8th, 2020, at noon EST.
The entrance fee has two components: A $4/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon: Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process and we really appreciate the support (a contribution of $4 per month equates to 50 cents per episode). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now. Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod PayPal instructions

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100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel. Money Distribution: 1st place: 60% of all total proceeds. 2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds. 3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds. FYI: PayPal extracts a modest transaction fee. The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely. Best of luck, chappies!

Awful David Luiz hands Spurs the North London Derby Jul 13, 2020

Spur manager, crusty old Jose Mourinho, says "it means the world" to beat Arsenal in his first North London derby. Well, he has the many blunders of David Luiz to thank for that as The Legend and an inebriate Special Guest Paul discuss.

The Inbetweeners James Buckley stops by the pod and reveals one of Paul's deep, darkest medical secrets.

In part three, The Legend chats with Lee Hemmings who is the Managing Director and Co-founder of Player LENS.

Paywall will be back up August 12, 2020

JOIN OUR FPL Deadline: Midday 8 August 2020 The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on August 8th, 2020, at noon EST.
The entrance fee has two components: A $4/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon: Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process and we really appreciate the support (a contribution of $4 per month equates to 50 cents per episode). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now. Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod PayPal instructions

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100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel. Money Distribution: 1st place: 60% of all total proceeds. 2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds. 3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds. FYI: PayPal extracts a modest transaction fee. The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely. Best of luck, chappies!

You're allowed FIVE subs, David Moyes! Jul 09, 2020

Burnley's hopes of European qualification were boosted by completing the double over West Ham with a 1-0 win which owed plenty to some fine goalkeeping from Nick Pope at the London Stadium. Maybe Moyes should have made more than just 2 out of allowed 5 substitutions? With the second substitutions coming in the 85th minute... Yikes!

Paywall will be back up August 12, 2020

JOIN OUR FPL Deadline: Midday 8 August 2020 The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on August 8th, 2020, at noon EST.
The entrance fee has two components: A $4/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon: Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process and we really appreciate the support (a contribution of $4 per month equates to 50 cents per episode). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now. Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod PayPal instructions

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100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel. Money Distribution: 1st place: 60% of all total proceeds. 2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds. 3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds. FYI: PayPal extracts a modest transaction fee. The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely. Best of luck, chappies!

Mason Greenwood is worth gazillions Jul 06, 2020

Mason Greenwood scored two brilliant goals in a 5-2 hammering of relegation-threatened Bournemouth. Greenwood is widely considered one of the most exciting prospects to emerge from United's academy in recent years which begs the question: what's he worth?

Paywall will be back up August 12, 2020

JOIN OUR FPL Deadline: Midday 8 August 2020 The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on August 8th, 2020, at noon EST.
The entrance fee has two components: A $4/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon: Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process and we really appreciate the support (a contribution of $4 per month equates to 50 cents per episode). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now. Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod PayPal instructions

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100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel. Money Distribution: 1st place: 60% of all total proceeds. 2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds. 3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds. FYI: PayPal extracts a modest transaction fee. The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely. Best of luck, chappies!

Chelsea close to slipping into dirty and shameful Europa territory Jul 02, 2020

A calamitous display from Chelsea at West Ham now put them only two points above God's team, Manchester United. Mike and Paul discuss.

Paywall will be back up August 12, 2020

JOIN OUR FPL Deadline: Midday 8 August 2020 The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on August 8th, 2020, at noon EST.
The entrance fee has two components: A $4/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon: Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process and we really appreciate the support (a contribution of $4 per month equates to 50 cents per episode). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now. Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod PayPal instructions

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100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel. Money Distribution: 1st place: 60% of all total proceeds. 2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds. 3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds. FYI: PayPal extracts a modest transaction fee. The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely. Best of luck, chappies!

FA Cup semi-final: Man Utd face Chelsea while Arsenal take on Man City at Wembley Jun 28, 2020

The Legend and Special Guest Paul talk about a wild weekend in the FA Cup, the new “Wagatha Christie” twist as Becky launches a lawsuit against Coleen Rooney, and Watford's lockdown bad boys.

JOIN OUR FPL Deadline: Midday 8 August 2020 The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on August 8th, 2020, at noon EST.
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Patreon: Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process and we really appreciate the support (a contribution of $4 per month equates to 50 cents per episode). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now. Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod PayPal instructions

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Off-field metrics are the new frontier Jun 25, 2020

Special Guest Paul chats with Retexo founder Charles Gould about how off-field-qualitative-data-driven decision making can improve the bottom line at your club every bit as much as on-field variety. Follow Charles at @ckegould and check out @retexo_insights newly minted podcast, Retexo Exchange.

Maupay makes Arsenal pay Jun 22, 2020

Sir Ben is back to sit in with Special Guest (turned host) Paul to wade through the weekend that was in the Premier League.

How to make a great Youtube video on football Jun 18, 2020

Joe Devine talks about running and producing Tifo Football. What makes a great football video? How long does it take to put together one of his videos? And just how important is the transfer window to the football media landscape. All of that and so much more on this episode of EPLpod!

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The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on August 8th, 2020, at noon EST.
The entrance fee has two components: A $4/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

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Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process and we really appreciate the support (a contribution of $4 per month equates to 50 cents per episode). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.

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100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners

After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.

Money Distribution:

1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.

2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.

3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.

FYI: PayPal extracts a modest transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.

Best of luck, chappies!

Manchester United's Daniel Rashford is a top bloke Jun 18, 2020

The UK health secretary, Matt "numb nuts" Hancock, has said he may have had “Harry Potter on the mind” when he mistakenly praised “Daniel Rashford” for his work on free school meals. Either way, Marcus Rashford is a top bloke for getting BoJo and his clowns to take a U-turn and feed hungry children in Britain. Also, the football resumes! Mike and Paul chat about the rousing 0-0 (even though there WAS a goal) between Villa and Sheffield as well as City's mauling of poor old Arsenal.

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The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on August 8th, 2020, at noon EST.
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2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.

3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.

FYI: PayPal extracts a modest transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.

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The calm before the football bonanza clusterfuck Jun 15, 2020

Mike and Paul discuss Marcus Rashford and his efforts to feed the children of the greater Manchester area, potential summer transfers, and the return of Messi.

NOTE: Zoom chat on the 16th at 9 p.m. EST with the EPLpod boyz.

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Manchester United could really screw over Sheffield United Jun 11, 2020

On-loan Blades keeper Dean Henderson is due to back at Old Trafford on June 30, 2020, but his club would be subject to questions if they enforce it now, right? Mike and Paul discuss whether or not Manchester United would lose all of their good will they built up during the pandemic by recalling the keeper.

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Made in Africa: The History of African Players in English Football Jun 07, 2020

The Legend talks to Ed Aarons who is a sports journalist for The Guardian and an all-around expert on African football. Ed wrote a new book title Made in Africa: The History of African Players in English Football which details the enormous contribution African players have made to the English game.

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Manchester United clearly are the kings of the lockdown Jun 04, 2020

After giving cars to the NHS, food parcels to vulnerable families, Rashford raising 20 million Pounds, and having no Covidiots (Rojo doesn't count because he's on loan and will never return), Manchester United clearly are the kings of the lockdown in the Premier League! All hail Manchester United! Hooray!

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So when exactly will the Newcastle United takeover happen? Jun 01, 2020

Why does Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman want to buy Newcastle United anyhow? And when will it happen exactly? Paul chats with James Montague.

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David Luiz's Arsenal future in doubt May 28, 2020

David Luiz’s future at Arsenal is very much in question with the club yet to extend his contract beyond the end of next month. So what next for the 33 year-old Brazilian? Back to Chelsea?

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Everybody Hates Dominic Cummings May 25, 2020

Boris Johnson has refused to sack Dominic Cummings, standing by his embattled chief aide despite a growing scandal in the UK over his reported decision to break lockdown restrictions multiple times. Meanwhile, it seems as though the Premier League is getting their act together despite the lacklustre leadership from the top.

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It will be financially ruinous if the Premier League does not restart this season May 20, 2020

The Legend talks to the sports correspondent for the Financial Times Murad Ahmed about the economic impact of the Coronavirus on the English Premier League.

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Bundesliga players are just well paid lab rats May 18, 2020

Borussia Dortmund captain Marco Reus has said that he does not feel that he is part of an experiment as the Bundesliga prepares for its grand return on Saturday. Mike and Paul beg to differ. Or do they? Tune in to find out!

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The next evolution of football analytics May 14, 2020

Paul and Giels talk about the difference between data and intelligence, how well clubs are integrating football analytics into their day-to-day operations, working with Roberto Martinez for the Belgium national side, and who is better: Messi or Ronaldo? Optional listening pre-cursor to this pod. Messi v. Ronaldo article.

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Kyle Walker doesn't give a toss about public health regulations May 11, 2020

Manchester City defender Kyle Walker says he feels he is "being harassed" after it was reported he had broken social distancing rules yet again. Walker confirmed he went to Sheffield to see his sister on Wednesday to give her a birthday present and hugged her. He then admitted he travelled to his parent's house to "pick up some home-cooked meals." Did Kyle Walker get the memo or does he just not give a toss? Mike and Paul discuss.

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Ángel Di María's wife thinks England is a proper shit hole May 07, 2020

Angel Di Maria's wife launches a vicious and astonishing attack on the city of Manchester... and Mike and Paul largely agree with her.

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Manchester United reject Marcos Rojo flaunts lockdown laws May 04, 2020

Marcus Rojo was seen playing cards and smoking with friends in his homeland in pictures taken by his brother, Franco, that were later deleted from social media. Mike and Paul discuss this bad boy.

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Have Kylian Mbappé and Neymar played their last game at PSG? Apr 30, 2020

Mike and Paul discuss the ramifications of the end of the French Ligue 1 Conforama this season on plans to restart the English Premier League.

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Everton flop Moise Kean hosts elaborate sex party during pandemic Apr 27, 2020

Chelsea players refuse to take a pay cut amidst the pandemic, Manchester United will likely use Coronavirus as an excuse not sign any big players for a while, and Everton flop Moise Kean doesn't give a toss about public health as he hosts a sex party at his apartment.

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Super agent Jon Smith weighs in on likely Saudi takeover of Newcastle United Football Club Apr 22, 2020

Special guest Paul talks to football agent Jon Smith about the effects of Coronavirus on football, Steve Bruce's tenure at St. James' Park which may now be in doubt, and the Saudi takeover of Newcastle which is all but rubber stamped. Link to first appearance: https://www.eplpod.com/?p=1372 Link to book: https://www.amazon.ca/Deal-Inside-World-Super-Agent/dp/1472123034

A brief history of our spoofs and goofs Apr 20, 2020

Mike and Paul look back on some of the dumb jokes they've made on EPLpod, most of which have been deemed terribly unfunny by most everyone.

NOTE: There is no actual football talk in this episode.

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The legal ramifications of COVID-19 on the Premier League Apr 15, 2020

The Legend speaks to Daniel Geey who is the UK’s most highly respected sports, competition and regulatory lawyer. The two talk about player contracts, the new transfer market, and the possibility of a new footballing era.

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Could Kyle Walker's Coronavirus sex party end his England career? Apr 13, 2020

The Three Lions boss was apparently pretty pissed off when he heard that England defender Kyle Walker hosted a sex party with a pal and two call girls in his flat during the apex of the Coronavirus days before Pep Guardiola's mother passed because of said virus. Mike and Paul discuss.

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Coronavirus: Everything we know about modern day football will shortly change Apr 08, 2020

The Legend talks to French football journalist Philippe Auclair about Liverpool furloughing their staff before walking it back, the 2022 Qatar World Cup, and French philosophers.

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How do you get people to pay for online football journalism? Apr 06, 2020

The Legend speaks to Alex Kay-Jelski, editor-in-chief of The Athletic. Alex was previously the sports editor of The Times and the Daily Mail newspapers.

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Liverpool FC are just another greedy corporation Apr 04, 2020

Liverpool brands it’s self as being different, as it “meaning more”, yet when it comes down to it they are just as greedy as any other corporation taking advantage of the tax payer when they easily have the means to cover these wages. Mike and Paul discuss Liverpool FC forcing their non-playing staff members "to walk alone."

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Sunderland 'Til I Die Series 2 Apr 01, 2020

The Legend chats with the director of Sunderland 'Til I Die, Ben Turner. The second series debuts on Netflix today (April 1st) and lifts the lid on Stewart Donald and Charlie Methven's first year in charge. Spoiler alert: things don't get much better for the club this time around.

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All cops are bastards Mar 29, 2020

The Legend speaks with James Montague about his new book 1312: Among the Ultras: A journey with the world’s most extreme fans. The “1312” of the title refers to the alphabet code for ACAB, a ubiquitous acronym which stands for “all cops are bastards,” hence the title of the episode. James was previously on the pod speaking about The Billionaires Club.

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Did Piers Morgan stop Rupert Murdoch from buying Manchester United? Mar 25, 2020

The Legend talks to The Athletic's Adam Crafton about when Rupert Murdoch tried to buy Manchester United back in 1998.

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Ole Gunnar Solskjaer: The Making of Manchester United's Great Hope Mar 22, 2020

The Legend chats with The Guardian's Jamie Jackson about his new book The Red Apprentice Ole Gunnar Solskjaer: The Making of Manchester United's Great Hope. Also discussed is the future of Pep Guardiola, Paul Pogba, and of course, the coronavirus.

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Coronavirus: Gary Neville says NHS staff will stay at his hotels for free Mar 19, 2020

Former Manchester United legend Gary Neville has announced that two hotels he co-owns with Ryan Giggs will close to the public from Sunday and be made available to NHS staff free of charge. Mike and Paul discuss Neville being a top bloke.

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Coronavirus: A society in retreat Mar 16, 2020

Rooney accuses football of not reacting quickly enough, the family of Tottenham Hotspur defender Jan Vertonghen gets held at knifepoint in a burglary, and Mike and Paul accidental invest heavily in a laugh track for the podcast.

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Arsenal: from the invincibles to the not-to-be-touched-ables Mar 12, 2020

Manchester City vs Arsenal has been postponed after players have come into contact with a Greek football executive who had contracted Coronavirus. 14 different players from Arsenal have self-quarantine. Mike and Paul discuss the possibility of the Premier League being put on indefinite hiatus.

Coronavirus: Is it reckless for the Premier League to play games in front of crowds? Mar 09, 2020

While the outbreak of coronavirus has been causing havoc with sporting fixtures around the globe, the Premier League is pushing ahead with business as usual. Nothing brings people together quite like football... and that could be a major problem at this moment in time, no?

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Arsenal's loss to Olympiacos represents nadir of a lacklustre season Mar 04, 2020

Paul is joined with Andrew Mangan of Arseblog! The two chat about all things Arsenal related and answer the question: is it tougher to support the U.S. men's national team or Arsenal?

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Manchester City sink Aston Villa to win third successive dumb EFL cup Mar 02, 2020

Manchester City were in control against Aston Villa through goals from Sergio Aguero and Rodri, but Mbwana Samatta struck back for Dean Smith’s side and they almost forced extra-time. Oh well, it's not like the ELF cup means anything. Also, Mike gets oddly sick.

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Bruno Fernandes das Dores de Souza wants to get back into football professionally after murdering his girlfriend Feb 27, 2020

Actual fucking psychopath Bruno Fernandes das Dores de Souza, the Brazilian goalkeeper who hired a hit man to torture and kill his girlfriend, is trying to make a comeback after seven years in jail. Should he be allowed to play professionally?

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Is Bruno Fernandes the new Paul Scholes for Manchester United? Feb 24, 2020

Mike and Paul are live at the first ever EPLpoddy Awards at The Waverly Hotel in downtown Toronto. Outside of the awards, Mike and Paul chat about Arsenal's big win over Everton, United's thumping of Watford, and City's winning ways over Leicester.

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Manchester City's Gabriel Jesus couldn't score in a whore house Feb 20, 2020

Manchester City's Gabriel Jesus missed three golden opportunities to score, yet City still managed to dust aside soggy old West Ham. Liverpool lose away against Atlético Madrid as Spurs fail to win at home against RB Leipzig. Paul calls it quits on his Amazon reselling experiment.

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Lance Armstrong, 1919 Chicago White Soxs, and now, Manchester City Feb 16, 2020

Not only are Manchester City cheaters, but they are increasingly defiant in the wake of the club’s two-year UEFA Champions League ban. City is telling players and their agents that the Champions League ban will be overturned. But will it be? Mike and Paul discuss.

Bournemouth's Dan Gosling is a crybaby for tattling on Jon Moss Feb 13, 2020

Ref Jonathan Moss and Bournemouth's Dan Gosling will face no action from the Premier League. Additionally, the Football Association also decide to take no action following the game at Bramall Lane where Moss apparently told Gosling, 'you're still in the relegation zone', 'you're having one', 'your team's having one'.

OH NO, DAN! DID THE NASTY MAN WITH THE WHISTLE SAY SOMETHING MEAN? POOR DAN!

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Hack comedian Dele Alli bombs so hard Feb 10, 2020

Dele Alli has apologized for a video posted on his Snapchat account in which the Tottenham midfielder appeared to mock an Asian man and joke about the coronavirus outbreak. Funny stuff, eh.... Ugh. Deli Alli, folks! He's here all week. Try the beef.

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Which Premier League player would you like to get super wasted with? Feb 06, 2020

The title is pretty self explanatory, no? Well, we talked about that, as well as the FA Cup, a possible Premier League only streaming service and a bunch of other cool shit too. Trust us. It was pretty cool.

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Liverpool? No, the real story is at the bottom of the Premier League Feb 03, 2020

As Liverpool march on to their first title in 30 years, Mike reminds the listeners that the more interesting narrative to this season can be found at the bottom of the English Premier League.

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Manchester United win the battle, but lose the war against Manchester City Jan 30, 2020

Manchester United beat City away but end up going out of the EFL Cup; Aston Villa book their place in the final as they took down Leicester. Paul starts an Amazon reselling business.

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Kobe Bryant, rest in peace Jan 27, 2020

The Rossoneri have lost a member of their family and the sporting world has lost a legend, RIP to one of greats, Kobe Bryant.

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Manchester United have wasted £840 million on players post Sir Alex Ferguson Jan 23, 2020

Mike and Paul breakdown each signing Manchester United have made post-Sir Alex. Also discussed is David Luiz's red card against his former club, the great Newcastle come from behind, and how to properly dispose of a dead body, yet again. Thanks Florian Lejeune for tarnishing our once great and scholarly minds.

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Liverpool go SIXTEEN points clear at the top of the Premier League Jan 19, 2020

Liverpool brush aside the only club that has taken points from them this season, that being Manchester United, as they win 2-0 at home. Sir Ben and Mike discuss the fates of these two historic clubs.

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Roberto Firmino finds Jesus Christ in private pool Jan 16, 2020

Liverpool FC forward Roberto Firmino gets baptized in his own private pool, Manchester City allegedly fly in 15 Instagram models to party with them after thrashing Aston Villa, Manchester United end all hopes of FA Cup glory for Wolves.

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Liverpool undefeated in 38 league games now, shit Jan 13, 2020

It's a Sir Ben episode! Obviously, we're going to have to talk about Liverpool continuing to absolutely smash the prem, setting a new points record. What else? City DESTROYS poor old Aston Villa. Oh yeah, The Legend calls in from a health and wellness centre.

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Manchester City beat Manchester United to a bloody pulp Jan 09, 2020

Mike here, I've taken no joy in writing this headline, but it's the truth. Manchester City dismantled Manchester United and frankly, it was extremely difficult to watch. We talked about that mauling as well as a bunch of other matches.

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Saddam Hussein, Joseph Stalin, and now Zlatan Ibrahimović Jan 06, 2020

Zlatan Ibrahimovic's statue in Sweden has been toppled with the ankles sawn off on Sunday. With the statue being taken down by a mob, Zlatan joins the likes of other nefarious characters from history whom had their images defaced such Michael Jackson, Bill Cosby, Saddam Hussein, and Joseph Stalin. Mike and Paul discuss.

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Shut up already, Jose Mourinho! Jan 02, 2020

José Mourinho called one of Southampton’s backroom staff “an idiot”, accused the St Mary’s ballboys of being coached to waste time, said VAR should be rebranded, and took a shit on Ndombele. Shut up already, Jose Mourinho.

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So is everyone at West Ham United on drugs or something? Dec 30, 2019

Remember when David Moyes didn’t want to sign James Maddison and decided to spend £9m on Jordan Hugill? Well, Mr. Moyes makes his return to West Ham United to probably do more of the same. Mike and Paul discuss the sequel to this gong show.

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Would it be cool if Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia Mohammed Bin Salman bought Manchester United? Dec 25, 2019

Merry Christmas, chappies! Grab your entire extended family, a glass or two of eggnog, toss some logs on the fire, and then sit around the Christmas tree as you listen to The Legend talk with historian Dr. Ellen R. Wald about her new book Saudi, Inc.: The Arabian Kingdom's Pursuit of Profit and Power. It's Christmas bliss!

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Is Son the Premier League's biggest secret shithead? Dec 23, 2019

Three red cards shown to Son in 2019, which is more than any other Premier League player and as many as Eric Cantona got in his entire Manchester United career. Does this make Son the league's biggest secret shithead? Mike and Paul discuss with their sage, insightful analysis.

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Our Crunchy Christmas Fantasy Spectacular Episode! Dec 19, 2019

Paul talks Fantasy Premier League with Ryan and James of @FourPointHit podcast (James and Nolan, their other fourpointhit pod mate, started a weekly gambling pod @DrawNoBetPod).

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Gutless Arsenal kowtow to Communist Party of China Dec 16, 2019

China’s state broadcaster CCTV on Sunday removed Arsenal’s Premier League game against Manchester City from its broadcast schedule following Mesut Özil’s messages that criticized the country’s policy towards its Muslim Uighur minority. Arsenal have done everything possible to distance themselves from Mesut Özil’s comments, thus supporting the systematic oppression of the Uighur. Mike and Paul discuss.

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PSG supporter forced to expose his naked sloppy body Dec 12, 2019

Coutinho adds finishing touch as Bayern Munich sweep Jose and his Kane-less Spurs aside. A PSG fan was attacked and forced to strip by Galatasaray fans after reportedly burning a Turkish flag. Arsenal get set for the mauling of their lives as they take on an angry Manchester City.

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Who needs Mauricio Pochettino when you've got Ole Gunnar Solskjaer? Dec 08, 2019

Manchester United have had a poor season so far, but Ole Gunnar Solskjaer continues to come up with the goods in the big matches, as the Manchester United beat Manchester City 2-1 at the Etihad. Mike and Paul discuss.

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Jose Mourinho stuffed by Manchester United like prized hog at county fair Dec 05, 2019

Spurs new manager, Jose Mourinho, had wanted to mark his return to Manchester United with a fourth win out of four with Tottenham. Instead, he got a flying head to the knee. Mike and Paul discuss.

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Freddie Ljungberg fails to inspire hapless Arsenal Dec 02, 2019

Freddie Ljungberg takes charge of his first Arsenal game away at Norwich City, Manchester United draw hapless Aston Villa at home, Liverpool win yet again.

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Angry mob burns down Zlatan Ibrahimovic's statue Nov 28, 2019

The statue of striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic outside Swedish side Malmo's stadium has been set on fire. Liverpool draw Napoli. Chelsea draw Valencia. Mike draws Paul.

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How dare Manchester United chief executive Ed Woodward yell at the great Sir Alex! Nov 25, 2019

Manchester United fans have been left shocked after photos emerged of club legend Sir Alex Ferguson getting yelled at by current chief Ed Woodward. Mike and Paul discuss.

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What could possibly go wrong with José Mourinho working under Daniel Levy? Nov 20, 2019

Spurs chairman Daniel Levy acts with brutal swiftness in sacking Mauricio Pochettino after five successful, albeit trophy-less, years. But is José Mourinho really the right fit to replace Poch? Mike and Paul discuss.

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The harrowing rescue of the Thai soccer boys Nov 17, 2019

The Legend talks to Chief National Correspondent for ABC News, Matt Gutman. They discuss Gutman's new book, The Boys in the Cave: Deep Inside the Impossible Rescue in Thailand.

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Is Pep Guardiola a bad loser? Nov 13, 2019

Jamie Jackson of The Guardian talks to The Legend about dealing with Pep Guardiola at press conferences, the need for City to sign a CB in January, and the rise of Manchester United's Daniel James.

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Liverpool should start planning the parade, right? Nov 11, 2019

Liverpool humble Manchester City at Anfield. Have Leicester City and Chelsea joined the title race? Are United actually playing good football now? Mike and Sir Ben discuss.

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Kyle Walker keeps a beautiful clean sheet Nov 07, 2019

Mike and Paul talk about the epic 4-4 draw in the Champions League between Chelsea and Ajax. Which outfield player made the best keeper? Why aren't we eating more elk?

GLI AUTOGOL feat. PAPU GOMEZ - DANCE LIKE THE PAPU

Top Soccer Shootout Ever With Scott Sterling (Original)

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The horrific-injury episode Nov 04, 2019

A late comeback by City over Southampton and an even later one by Liverpool over Aston Villa are overshadowed by the gruesome injury suffered by Everton's Andre Gomes. Paul and Sir Ben reflect on the Premier League's worst ever injuries, top spot going to David Busst whose leg was literally almost amputated FROM A FOOTBALL MATCH. Honourable mention goes to Alf-Inge Haaland whose career was effectively ended by a vengeful Roy Keane. Fun fact: Alf-Inge's son Erling Braut Haaland is the RB Salzburg sensation that has 6 goals from his first three Champions League appearances. Arsenal and United continue to drop points while Leicester and Chelsea keep pace with the leaders.

Will Arsenal's Granit Xhaka ever apologize for his dirty, little potty mouth? Oct 31, 2019

Mike and Paul get the big scoop on Granit Xhaka's non-apology apology! God's team, Manchester United take down Chelsea at The Bridge yet again this season as Arsenal lose yet again... this time on pens! LOL!

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Unai Emery is the new specialist in failure Oct 28, 2019

Arsenal drop a two goal lead to Crystal Palace to get a measly draw. Granit Xhaka tells his own fans to "f*ck off." Are Spurs at the end of a cycle? Manchester United hit three goals away at Norwich to win in style. Paul's wife leaves him.

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Is Raheem Sterling currently better than Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi? Oct 24, 2019

Mike and Paul discuss whether or not Raheem Sterling can be considered the best footballer in the world at the moment. All of the spicy champions league matches involving English clubs were discussed as well as Manchester United's tilt in the Shame Cup against FK Partizan... where United player's are preparing for the worst when it comes to racism.

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Just how dependant are Liverpool on Mohamed Salah? Oct 21, 2019

Manchester United lose focus at the end of the match, drawing to Liverpool as Lallana strikes in the 85th minute. VAR steals the spotlight in a handful of games. Mike's defence lawyer pins the blame on the hidden cartel funds debacle squarely on Sir Ben and Paul's shoulders.

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Will anyone from the English Premier League speak out against the brutal communist dictatorship in China? Oct 17, 2019

Lebron James gets it totally wrong by speaking out in favor of the communist dictatorship in China. This got us thinking, with the Premier League being massive in China, will anyone from the English Premier League do the right thing and speak out against the repressive communist dictatorship in China? Mike and Paul discuss.

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Football hackers: The Science and Art of a Data Revolution Oct 13, 2019

The Legend speaks to author Christoph Biermann about his recent book Football hackers: The Science and Art of a Data Revolution

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Rebekah Vardy is a snake in the grass Oct 10, 2019

Coleen Rooney has claimed that someone using Rebekah Vardy's Instagram account has leaked stories about her to a tabloid newspaper. It's def Rebekah Vardy, right?

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Ole Gunnar Solskjaer is in way over his head at Manchester United Oct 07, 2019

Sir Ben and Paul discuss the following: Liverpool leave it late. Arsenal edge Bournemouth. City and Spurs go down in flames.

The Legend calls in from the legal firm of Meathouse & Meathouse to give his hot take on Manchester United's loss to Newcastle.

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It's time for Harry Kane to leave Spurs Oct 02, 2019

Spurs are stunned 7-2 at home by Bayern Munich after a second-half capitulation in which the German side scored five times. Is it time for Harry Kane to leave Spurs in order to actually win something? Mike and Paul discuss.

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Will Arsenal embarrass Manchester United at Old Trafford? Sep 30, 2019

Is Solskjaer’s reign at United on life support ahead of Monday night’s Premier League game with Arsenal at Old Trafford? Mike and Paul discuss.

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Man arrested for swinging punch at horse at Portsmouth v Southampton Sep 26, 2019

Hampshire police have said they made five arrests at Tuesday’s derby between Portsmouth and Southampton, including a man who swung a punch at a fucking police horse. Mike and Paul discuss this dumb event as well as all of the other fixtures from the EFL Cup.

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Manchester City peel the skin off Watford in act of ruthless torture Sep 23, 2019

Manchester City made 5-0 inside 18 minutes against Watford. They added 3 more before it was all done. Yikes!

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Di María double helps PSG ease to win against Real Madrid Sep 19, 2019

This is just a quick summary of the patreon exclusive podcast wherein Mike and Paul talked about the Champions League, AS Roma's twitter account finding missing children, and Piers Morgan brining Ronaldo to tears.

To listen to Wednesday's episodes, you will now have to support the pod with your wallet. It will cost roughly the same price as a nice cup of coffee per month.

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Are FIFA “Packs” Gambling? Sep 16, 2019

Loot boxes that have seen players rack up huge bills in popular games like FIFA should be recognised as a form of gambling and banned from being sold to children, according to a damning new report. Mike and Paul discuss.

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Paul Scholes could easily still play for Manchester United at 44 years old Sep 12, 2019

Paul Scholes proved class is permanent with an outrageous bit of skill during Vincent Kompany testimonial. Could he walk into the starting 11 at Manchester United? Yes, yes he could.

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The portrait of Danny Drinkwater in the attic grows ever more hideous Sep 09, 2019

Chelsea outcast Danny Drinkwater is beaten to a pulp by six thugs outside a Manchester United nightclub after trying to bed another footballer’s lover. Mike and Paul are forced to gossip wildly about this piece of frivolity given that it's the dumb international break.

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Alan Shearer beefs with Michael Owen Sep 04, 2019

Michael Owen's autobiography has sparked a feud over Twitter with fellow England legend Alan Shearer, who took offence to the way in which Owen characterized Newcastle United in Reboot: My Life, My Time.

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New episode tomorrow! Sep 01, 2019

It's a holiday in Canada. We'll be back tomorrow to chat about the football. But for now, it's nothing but fancy cocktails and high-end sex workers.

Alexis Sánchez, a husk of a footballer Aug 29, 2019

Manchester United have agreed a loan deal for Alexis Sanchez with Inter Milan. Sanchez is set to spend the season at the San Siro after the two clubs reached an agreement that will see United pay a portion of the Chilean's wages. Mike and Paul discuss whether or not Sanchez is the worst United transfer ever.

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Spurs and United both lose to dramatically inferior opposition, Arsenal lose Aug 26, 2019

Newcastle United were able to pluck a 1-0 away win at Spurs while Manchester United were taken to the sword by Crystal Palace at Old Trafford.

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Manchester United lead the charge to clean up Twitter Aug 21, 2019

Manchester United and Kick It Out will meet representatives of Twitter regarding concerns over racism and other abuse aimed at footballers on the social media platform. Mike and Paul discuss.

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Rough start for ol' Frankie Lampard Aug 19, 2019

Thrashed 4-0 at God's team, Manchester United, last weekend and beaten on penalties by Liverpool in the European Super Cup on Wednesday, Lampard’s side drew 1-1 against Leicester.

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Freshly squeezed Arsenal juice (not from concentrate) Aug 14, 2019

Top bloke Andrew Mangan (arseblog.com; @arseblog) talks with Paul about (you guessed it) Arsenal. *fans of every other club sigh in unison* Don't worry! We start out with hard-hitting, lightly-researched facts on Kit Kats, aluminum foil, and the efficacy of recycling on either side of the Atlantic.

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Manchester clubs top the tables Aug 12, 2019

Manchester United turn the tables on last season's poor results against the 'big 6' (just 7 points from 10 matches) by smashing 4 past the, at times, profligate Chelsea. Liverpool and City do their thang, Spurs come from behind, and Arsenal limps to a rare away win clean sheet (matching their total from last year). It's Sir Ben, it's special guest (host) Paul, it's EPLpod!

FPL Deadline is Imminent Aug 09, 2019

EPLpod's FPL deadline is now 11 a.m. EST on August 11th, 2019. If you want to play, get on it now!

FPL Rules

The league will be closed off on August 9th, 2019, at noon EST (so act quickly if you want to sign up; we’re going to limit entrance to the first 150 individuals).
The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $3/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon

Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $3 per month works out to 38 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.

Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod

PayPal instructions

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After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.

Prizes

1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.

2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.

3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.

FYI: PayPal extracts an infinitesimal transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.

The FPL website won’t start until June 13, 2019, but no worries, we’ll collect your information and send you the code once the switch is flipped over

Fantasy Premier League banter Aug 08, 2019

Paul chats with James and Ryan of Four Point Hit podcast.

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FPL Rules

The league will be closed off on August 9th, 2019, at noon EST (so act quickly if you want to sign up; we’re going to limit entrance to the first 150 individuals).
The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $3/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon

Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $3 per month works out to 38 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.

Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod

PayPal instructions

Select ‘Pay or send money’
Select ‘Send money to friends of family’
Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit ‘next’
Insert amount (20 USD); hit ‘continue’

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners

After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.

Prizes

1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.

2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.

3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.

FYI: PayPal extracts an infinitesimal transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.

The FPL website won’t start until June 13, 2019, but no worries, we’ll collect your information and send you the code once the switch is flipped over

Kings of England take down Kings of Europe in 2019 Community Shield Aug 05, 2019

Can Harry Maguire bring back the glory days to Old Trafford? The Kings of England take down the Kings of Europe in 2019 Community Shield, but does it really mean anything? Sir Ben and Mike discuss.

FPL Rules

The league will be closed off on August 9th, 2019, at noon EST (so act quickly if you want to sign up; we’re going to limit entrance to the first 150 individuals).
The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $3/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon

Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $3 per month works out to 38 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.

Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod

PayPal instructions

Select ‘Pay or send money’
Select ‘Send money to friends of family’
Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit ‘next’
Insert amount (20 USD); hit ‘continue’

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners

After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.

Prizes

1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.

2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.

3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.

FYI: PayPal extracts an infinitesimal transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.

The FPL website won’t start until June 13, 2019, but no worries, we’ll collect your information and send you the code once the switch is flipped over at fantasy.premierleague.com

Manchester United, Juventus talk Lukaku-for-Dybala swap Jul 31, 2019

Mike and Paul discuss the recent rumours surrounding a potential Lukaku-for-Dybala swap. The lads also talk about which is the most fuckable new kit in the premier league.

FPL Rules

The league will be closed off on August 9th, 2019, at noon EST (so act quickly if you want to sign up; we’re going to limit entrance to the first 150 individuals).
The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $3/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon

Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $3 per month works out to 38 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.

Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod

PayPal instructions

Select ‘Pay or send money’
Select ‘Send money to friends of family’
Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit ‘next’
Insert amount (20 USD); hit ‘continue’

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners

After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.

Prizes

1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.

2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.

3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.

FYI: PayPal extracts an infinitesimal transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.

The FPL website won’t start until June 13, 2019, but no worries, we’ll collect your information and send you the code once the switch is flipped over at fantasy.premierleague.com

Sure Sead Kolašinac is a tank, but do you speak football? Jul 28, 2019

Mike and Paul talk about Sead Kolašinac fighting off two attackers in North London. Mike then interviews Tom Williams, author of Do You Speak Football?

Buy Tom's book

FPL Rules

The league will be closed off on August 9th, 2019, at noon EST (so act quickly if you want to sign up; we’re going to limit entrance to the first 150 individuals).
The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $3/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon

Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $3 per month works out to 38 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.

Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod

PayPal instructions

Select ‘Pay or send money’
Select ‘Send money to friends of family’
Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit ‘next’
Insert amount (20 USD); hit ‘continue’

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners

After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.

Prizes

1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.

2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.

3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.

FYI: PayPal extracts an infinitesimal transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.

The FPL website won’t start until June 13, 2019, but no worries, we’ll collect your information and send you the code once the switch is flipped over at fantasy.premierleague.com

The Club: How the English Premier League Became the Wildest, Richest, Most Disruptive Force in Sports Jul 27, 2019

Special guest Paul interviews author Joshua Robinson of the book The Club: How the English Premier League Became the Wildest, Richest, Most Disruptive Force in Sports.

FPL Rules

The league will be closed off on August 9th, 2019, at noon EST (so act quickly if you want to sign up; we’re going to limit entrance to the first 150 individuals).
The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $3/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon

Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $3 per month works out to 38 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.

Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod

PayPal instructions

Select ‘Pay or send money’
Select ‘Send money to friends of family’
Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit ‘next’
Insert amount (20 USD); hit ‘continue’

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners

After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.

Prizes

1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.

2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.

3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.

FYI: PayPal extracts an infinitesimal transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.

The FPL website won’t start until June 13, 2019, but no worries, we’ll collect your information and send you the code once the switch is flipped over at fantasy.premierleague.com

Tottenham in talks with Juventus for £80m Argentine forward Paulo Dybala Jul 25, 2019

Hot, juicy, sopping wet transfer talk: Will Paulo Dybala join Spurs? Mike and Paul discuss that whopper and address various other transfer rumours.

FPL Rules

The league will be closed off on August 9th, 2019, at noon EST (so act quickly if you want to sign up; we’re going to limit entrance to the first 150 individuals).
The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $3/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon

Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $3 per month works out to 38 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.

Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod

PayPal instructions

Select ‘Pay or send money’
Select ‘Send money to friends of family’
Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit ‘next’
Insert amount (20 USD); hit ‘continue’

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners

After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.

Prizes

1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.

2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.

3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.

FYI: PayPal extracts an infinitesimal transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.

The FPL website won’t start until June 13, 2019, but no worries, we’ll collect your information and send you the code once the switch is flipped over at fantasy.premierleague.com

Sunderland 'Til I Die (repost) Jul 22, 2019

Mike and Paul chat with director Ben Turner about his Netflix series Sunderland 'Til I Die.

FPL Rules

The league will be closed off on August 9th, 2019, at noon EST (so act quickly if you want to sign up; we’re going to limit entrance to the first 150 individuals).
The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $3/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon

Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $3 per month works out to 38 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.

Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod

PayPal instructions

Select ‘Pay or send money’
Select ‘Send money to friends of family’
Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit ‘next’
Insert amount (20 USD); hit ‘continue’

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners

After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.

Prizes

1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.

2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.

3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.

FYI: PayPal extracts an infinitesimal transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.

The FPL website won’t start until June 13, 2019, but no worries, we’ll collect your information and send you the code once the switch is flipped over at fantasy.premierleague.com

What do we know so far about the Qatar World Cup? (repost) Jul 20, 2019

The Guardian's David Conn chats with Mike about his recent trip to Qatar. In the discussion, David talks about the human cost of building new stadiums in preparation for World Cup 2022.

FPL Rules

The league will be closed off on August 9th, 2019, at noon EST (so act quickly if you want to sign up; we’re going to limit entrance to the first 150 individuals).
The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $3/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon

Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $3 per month works out to 38 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.

Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod

PayPal instructions

Select ‘Pay or send money’
Select ‘Send money to friends of family’
Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit ‘next’
Insert amount (20 USD); hit ‘continue’

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners

After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.

Prizes

1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.

2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.

3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.

FYI: PayPal extracts an infinitesimal transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.

The FPL website won’t start until June 13, 2019, but no worries, we’ll collect your information and send you the code once the switch is flipped over at fantasy.premierleague.com

The Workers Cup (repost) Jul 19, 2019

In our first ever repost, Mike and Paul blow the dust off of episode 207 wherein they chatted with the filmmakers behind the documentary The Workers Cup.

FPL Rules

The league will be closed off on August 9th, 2019, at noon EST (so act quickly if you want to sign up; we’re going to limit entrance to the first 150 individuals).
The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $3/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon

Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $3 per month works out to 38 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.

Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod

PayPal instructions

Select ‘Pay or send money’
Select ‘Send money to friends of family’
Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit ‘next’
Insert amount (20 USD); hit ‘continue’

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners

After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.

Prizes

1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.

2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.

3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.

FYI: PayPal extracts an infinitesimal transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.

The FPL website won't start until June 13, 2019, but no worries, we'll collect your information and send you the code once the switch is flipped over at fantasy.premierleague.com

Steve Bruce excited to get Newcastle relegated Jul 18, 2019

Steve Bruce takes over at the helm Newcastle United; Paul Pogba is still at Manchester United; Laurent Koscielny really doesn't want to be at Arsenal --- a strong message coming from the captain.

FPL RULES (please read carefully)

The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on August 9th, 2019, at noon EST (so act quickly if you want to sign up; we’re going to limit entrance to the first 150 individuals).
The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $3/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon

Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $3 per month works out to 38 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.

Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod

PayPal instructions

Select ‘Pay or send money’
Select ‘Send money to friends of family’
Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit ‘next’
Insert amount (20 USD); hit ‘continue’

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners

After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.

Prizes

1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.

2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.

3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.

FYI: PayPal extracts an infinitesimal transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.

The FPL website won't start until June 13, 2019, but no worries, we'll collect your information and send you the code once the switch is flipped over at fantasy.premierleague.com

A cheeky peek at the newly-promoted clubs (eventually) Jul 15, 2019

George Michael look-a-like Olivier Giroud handsome-ifies Wimbledon final; Rapinoe gets undue flack; Crouch/Robben retirements; transfer waffle; David Dunn rabona fail; and finally profiles on Aston Villa, Norwich, and Sheffield United. Sir Ben and Paul hold down the fort.

Play in our FPL League:

The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on August 9th, 2019, at noon EST.
The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $3/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon

Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $3 per month works out to 38 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we'd like to keep it that way for now.

Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod

PayPal instructions

Select 'Pay or send money'
Select 'Send money to friends or family'
Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit 'next'
Insert amount (20 USD); hit 'continue'

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners

After satisfying entry requirements, you'll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You'll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.

Prizes

1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.

2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.

3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.

FYI: PayPal extracts an infinitesimal transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We'd suggest that you read them closely. Good luck!

Breaking: Sturridge's dog has been found! Jul 10, 2019

Deep in the abyss of the void of premier football, Gollum-like Paul and Sir Ben hook their paws onto the only real news of note: Ex-LFC striker Daniel Sturridge's missing Pomeranian named Lucci. Fortunately, what was lost is now found by apparent rapper @killafame.

Also, here's a link to the women's football petition sent to us by Chris McGlynn: https://www.change.org/p/fearless-football

MOST IMPORTANTLY FPL!!! Premier league starts AUGUST 9TH (that's less than a month away)!!!!

Play in our FPL League:

The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on August 9th, 2019, at noon EST.
The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $3/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon

Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $3 per month works out to 38 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we'd like to keep it that way for now.

Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod

PayPal instructions

Select 'Pay or send money'
Select 'Send money to friends or family'
Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit 'next'
Insert amount (20 USD); hit 'continue'

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners

After satisfying entry requirements, you'll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You'll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.

Prizes

1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.

2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.

3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.

FYI: PayPal extracts an infinitesimal transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We'd suggest that you read them closely. Good luck!

USA Women claim 4th World Cup Jul 08, 2019

Mission accomplished for the USWNT who held the Dutch to a solitary shot on target while amassing 9 for themselves. Meanwhile, both Messi and Jesus are ejected from their respective Copa America games, but only one starts to cry.

1. Support EPLpod

Play in our FPL League

The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on August 9th, 2019, at noon EST (so act quickly if you want to sign up; we're going to limit entrance to the first 150 individuals).
The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $3/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon

Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $3 per month works out to 38 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we'd like to keep it that way for now.

Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod

PayPal instructions

Select 'Pay or send money'
Select 'Send money to friends of family'
Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit 'next'
Insert amount (20 USD); hit 'continue'

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners

After satisfying entry requirements, you'll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You'll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.

Prizes

1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.

2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.

3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.

FYI: PayPal extracts an infinitesimal transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We'd suggest that you read them closely.

The FPL website won't start until June 13, 2019, but no worries, we'll collect your information and send you the code once the switch is flipped over at fantasy.premierleague.com

Frank Lampard to be unveiled as new Chelsea manager Jul 04, 2019

Frank Lampard is set to return to Chelsea where he played for 13 seasons. Is he walking into an impossible situation though?

Rashford signs a big new contract at Manchester United and Arsenal finally sign a player in the form of some no-namer from Brazil.

1. Support EPLpod

Play in our FPL League

The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on August 9th, 2019, at noon EST (so act quickly if you want to sign up; we’re going to limit entrance to the first 150 individuals).
The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $3/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon

Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $3 per month works out to 38 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.

Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod

PayPal instructions

Select ‘Pay or send money’
Select ‘Send money to friends of family’
Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit ‘next’
Insert amount (20 USD); hit ‘continue’

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners

After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.

Prizes

1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.

2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.

3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.

FYI: PayPal extracts an infinitesimal transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.

The FPL website won’t start until June 13, 2019, but no worries, we’ll collect your information and send you the code once the switch is flipped over at fantasy.premierleague.com

“Spygate” at the Women’s World Cup Jul 01, 2019

Author Jeff Kassouf talks to Mike's special son, Paul, about US women's national team, the upcoming semi finals, the overall vibe in France, the state of women's game, and SPYGATE! All that and so much more!

1. Support EPLpod 2. Buy Jeff's book

Join our FPL League

The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on August 9th, 2019, at noon EST (so act quickly if you want to sign up; we’re going to limit entrance to the first 150 individuals).
The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $3/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon

Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $3 per month works out to 38 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.

Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod

PayPal instructions

Select ‘Pay or send money’
Select ‘Send money to friends of family’
Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit ‘next’
Insert amount (20 USD); hit ‘continue’

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners

After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.

Prizes

1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.

2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.

3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.

FYI: PayPal extracts an infinitesimal transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.

The FPL website won’t start until June 13, 2019, but no worries, we’ll collect your information and send you the code once the switch is flipped over at fantasy.premierleague.com

Best of luck, chappies!

Paul & Mike

Fantasy Premier League Reminder (FPL 2019/2020) Jul 01, 2019

What ho, chappies! What ho! It's The Legend coming hard and fast at ya from the NEW EPLpod studios.

First and foremost chappies, thanks for expressing interest in the EPLpod Listener’s Cup on Fantasy Premier League. Last year was fantastic; this year should be even better.

The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on August 9th, 2019, at noon EST (so act quickly if you want to sign up; we’re going to limit entrance to the first 150 individuals).
The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $3/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon

Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $3 per month works out to 38 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.

Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod

PayPal instructions

Select ‘Pay or send money’
Select ‘Send money to friends of family’
Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit ‘next’
Insert amount (20 USD); hit ‘continue’

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners

After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.

Prizes

1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.

2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.

3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.

FYI: PayPal extracts an infinitesimal transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.

The FPL website won't start until June 13, 2019, but no worries, we'll collect your information and send you the code once the switch is flipped over at fantasy.premierleague.com

Best of luck, chappies!

Paul & Mike

Wan-Bissaka signs with God's team, Manchester United Jun 27, 2019

Manchester United has agreed to a £50 million transfer with Crystal Palace over the England U-21 right-back. Paul and Ben discuss as Mike misses the pod with a cut off ear injury.

1. Support EPLpod

Join our FPL. Here are the rules:

The league will be closed off on August 9th, 2019, at noon EST (so act quickly if you want to sign up; we’re going to limit entrance to the first 150 individuals).
The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $3/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon

Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $3 per month works out to 38 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.

Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod

PayPal instructions

Select ‘Pay or send money’
Select ‘Send money to friends of family’
Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit ‘next’
Insert amount (20 USD); hit ‘continue’

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners

After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.

Prizes

1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.

2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.

3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.

FYI: PayPal extracts an infinitesimal transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.

The FPL website won't start until June 13, 2019, but no worries, we'll collect your information and send you the code once the switch is flipped over at fantasy.premierleague.com

Cameroon’s performance descends into chaos and farce Jun 24, 2019

England beat Cameroon to reach the quarter-finals amid VAR drama. Will Neymar leave PSG and go back to Barcelona? Paul finally gets his revenge on Mike via Salma Hayek Jr.

1. Support EPLpod

The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on August 9th, 2019, at noon EST (so act quickly if you want to sign up; we’re going to limit entrance to the first 150 individuals).
The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $3/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon

Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $3 per month works out to 38 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.

Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod

PayPal instructions

Select ‘Pay or send money’
Select ‘Send money to friends of family’
Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit ‘next’
Insert amount (20 USD); hit ‘continue’

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners

After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.

Prizes

1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.

2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.

3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.

FYI: PayPal extracts an infinitesimal transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.

The FPL website won't start until June 13, 2019, but no worries, we'll collect your information and send you the code once the switch is flipped over at fantasy.premierleague.com

Best of luck, chappies!

Is Paul Scholes the new Pete Rose of sports gambling? Jun 19, 2019

Paul Scholes apologizes after being fined £8,000 for breaking betting rules, but was the FA too lenient? Juan Mata is staying at Manchester United after signing a new two-year contract with the option to extend it by another 12 months. Mike continues to date Salma Hayek Jr.

1. Support EPLpod

FPL League

The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on August 9th, 2019, at noon EST (so act quickly if you want to sign up; we’re going to limit entrance to the first 150 individuals).
The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $3/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon

Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $3 per month works out to 38 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.

Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod

PayPal instructions

Select ‘Pay or send money’
Select ‘Send money to friends of family’
Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit ‘next’
Insert amount (20 USD); hit ‘continue’

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners

After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.

Prizes

1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.

2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.

3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.

FYI: PayPal extracts an infinitesimal transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.

The FPL website won't start until June 13, 2019, but no worries, we'll collect your information and send you the code once the switch is flipped over at fantasy.premierleague.com

Best of luck, chappies!

Paul Pogba wants to break up with Manchester United Jun 16, 2019

Paul Pogba has made his move to drive a summer transfer from Manchester United with Real Madrid and Juventus most prominent among his suitors. Pogba was quoted saying this “could be a good time to have a new challenge somewhere else.” Is it time for Pogba to dump Manchester United?

1. Support EPLpod

FPL Rules

The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on August 9th, 2019, at noon EST (so act quickly if you want to sign up; we’re going to limit entrance to the first 150 individuals).
The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $3/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon

Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $3 per month works out to 38 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.

Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod

PayPal instructions

Select ‘Pay or send money’
Select ‘Send money to friends of family’
Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit ‘next’
Insert amount (20 USD); hit ‘continue’

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners

After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.

Prizes

1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.

2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.

3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.

FYI: PayPal extracts an infinitesimal transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.

The FPL website won't start until June 13, 2019, but no worries, we'll collect your information and send you the code once the switch is flipped over at fantasy.premierleague.com

Does 13-0 in soccer qualify as good sportsmanship? Jun 13, 2019

The most lopsided match in World Cup history, men’s or women’s, happened in the Americans’ opening game of the 2019 Women’s World Cup. Does 13-0 in soccer qualify as good sportsmanship?

1. Support EPLpod

FPL Rules

The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on August 9th, 2019, at noon EST (so act quickly if you want to sign up; we’re going to limit entrance to the first 150 individuals).
The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $3/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon

Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $3 per month works out to 38 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.

Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod

PayPal instructions

Select ‘Pay or send money’
Select ‘Send money to friends of family’
Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit ‘next’
Insert amount (20 USD); hit ‘continue’

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners

After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.

Prizes

1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.

2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.

3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.

FYI: PayPal extracts an infinitesimal transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.

The FPL website won't start until June 13, 2019, but no worries, we'll collect your information and send you the code once the switch is flipped over at fantasy.premierleague.com

Premier League referees go wild on alcohol-fuelled Indonesia trip Jun 10, 2019

A group of English Premier League referees on a trip have been photographed drinking with a group of young women on a night out in Indonesia. The opening game of the women's soccer World Cup between France and South Korea drew a record 9.83 million viewers. Is Paul building a robot?

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Fantasy Premier League Rules

The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on August 10th at noon EST (so act quickly if you want to sign up; we’re going to limit entrance to the first 150 individuals).
The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $3/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $25 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon

Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $3 per month works out to 38 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.

Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod

PayPal instructions

Select ‘Pay or send money’

Select ‘Send money to friends of family’

Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit ‘next’

Insert amount (25 USD); hit ‘continue’

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners

After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.

Prizes

1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.

2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.

3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.

FYI: PayPal extracts an infinitesimal transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website:fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.

Giddyup!

Paul & Mike

Andy Brennan: Australia's first openly gay male soccer player Jun 05, 2019

In this episode, Mike and Paul talk to Andy Brennan, Australia's first openly gay male soccer player.

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FPL information

The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on August 9th, 2019, at noon EST (so act quickly if you want to sign up; we’re going to limit entrance to the first 150 individuals).
The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $3/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (tomacdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon

Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $3 per month works out to 38 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.

Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod

PayPal instructions

Select ‘Pay or send money’
Select ‘Send money to friends of family’
Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit ‘next’
Insert amount (20 USD); hit ‘continue’

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners

After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.

Prizes

1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.

2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.

3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.

FYI: PayPal extracts an infinitesimal transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website:fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.

The FPL website won’t start until June 13, 2019, but no worries, we’ll collect your information and send you the code once the switch is flipped over at fantasy.premierleague.com

Liverpool win the Champions League in snoozefest final against Spurs Jun 02, 2019

Sir Ben joins Mike inside the EPLpod studios to talk about Liverpool's 2-0 win over Spurs in the Champions League final.

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What ho, chappies! What ho! It’s The Legend coming hard and fast at ya from behind.

First and foremost chappies, thanks for expressing interest in the EPLpod Listener’s Cup on Fantasy Premier League. Last year was fantastic; this year should be an absolute laugh as well.

The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on August 9th, 2019, at noon EST (so act quickly if you want to sign up; we’re going to limit entrance to the first 150 individuals).
The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $3/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (tomacdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon

Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $3 per month works out to 38 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.

Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod

PayPal instructions

Select ‘Pay or send money’
Select ‘Send money to friends of family’
Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit ‘next’
Insert amount (20 USD); hit ‘continue’

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners

After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.

Prizes

1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.

2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.

3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.

FYI: PayPal extracts an infinitesimal transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.

The FPL website won’t start until June 13, 2019, but no worries, we’ll collect your information and send you the code once the switch is flipped over at fantasy.premierleague.com

Best of luck, chappies!

Paul & Mike

A grizzly and gruesome Arsenal postmortem (with Arseblog) May 30, 2019

Paul chats with Arseblog's Andrew Mangan about the Europa League final in Baku, Azerbaijan.

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EPLpod Listener's Cup 2019-2020

What ho, chappies! What ho! It's The Legend coming hard and fast at ya.

The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on August 9th, 2019, at noon EST (so act quickly if you want to sign up; we’re going to limit entrance to the first 150 individuals).
The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $3/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon

Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $3 per month works out to 38 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.

Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod

PayPal instructions

Select ‘Pay or send money’
Select ‘Send money to friends of family’
Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit ‘next’
Insert amount (20 USD); hit ‘continue’

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners

After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.

Prizes

1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.

2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.

3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.

FYI: PayPal extracts an infinitesimal transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.

Best of luck, chappies!

Paul & Mike

EPLpod Listener's Cup 2019-2020 May 29, 2019

What ho, chappies! What ho! It's The Legend coming hard and fast at ya from behind.

First and foremost chappies, thanks for expressing interest in the EPLpod Listener’s Cup on Fantasy Premier League. Last year was fantastic; this year should be an absolute laugh as well.

The rules are going to be as follows:

The league will be closed off on August 9th, 2019, at noon EST (so act quickly if you want to sign up; we’re going to limit entrance to the first 150 individuals).
The entrance fee has two components: A minimum $3/monthly patronage throughout the season on Patreon (patreon.com/eplpod) and a $20 USD buy-in sent via PayPal (to macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com).

Patreon

Support independent media! Many of you are currently or have been Patrons in the past. Thank you! Patreon makes this a painless process. We really appreciate the support. Paying a minimum of $3 per month works out to 38 cents per episode (even less with bonus material). The podcast is 100% listener funded and we’d like to keep it that way for now.

Link to our Patreon: patreon.com/eplpod

PayPal instructions

Select ‘Pay or send money’
Select ‘Send money to friends of family’
Insert email address: macdonald.mikemacdonald@gmail.com); hit ‘next’
Insert amount (20 USD); hit ‘continue’

100% of PayPal funds raised go to the winners

After satisfying entry requirements, you’ll be sent the league code by Mike via email. You’ll also receive access to our Super Secret Slack channel.

Prizes

1st place: 60% of all total proceeds.

2nd place: 30% of all total proceeds.

3rd place: 10% of all total proceeds.

FYI: PayPal extracts an infinitesimal transaction fee.

The rules of FPL can be found on their website: fantasy.premierleague.com We’d suggest that you read them closely.

The FPL website won't start until June 13, 2019, but no worries, we'll collect your information and send you the code once the switch is flipped over at fantasy.premierleague.com

Best of luck, chappies!

Paul & Mike

Mega cash promotion sweepstakes: Aston Villa versus Derby; Terry versus Lampard May 27, 2019

Paul hijacks the pod to chat Championship promotion playoffs with Sir Ben. Chelsea suffer more injury hardship ahead of Europa League final losing N'Golo Kante. Is Newcastle being bought by Sheik Mansour's cousin? The definitive answer is 'maybe'.

James Richardson Part III May 22, 2019

AC Jimbo joins The Legend to talk about hockey, Roma, the dominance of English football clubs in Europe, and hockey.

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EPLpod boyz respect women's right to choose May 20, 2019

Manchester City win the FA in a cakewalk. Footballer Héctor Bellerín calls on the football industry to oppose Alabama abortion ban as do the EPLpod boyz. Mesut Ozil sits down for dinner with Turkish dictator Recep Tayyip Erdogan in Istanbul.

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Did Manchester United make a mistake by giving Ole Gunnar Solskjaer a long-term contract? May 15, 2019

The Legend talks to The Guardian's Jamie Jackson about Manchester United, Manchester City, and writing books.

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Manchester City retain the Premier League title May 13, 2019

Manchester City retain the Premier League title with a resounding win away against Brighton. Manchester United lose at home to already-relegated-Cardiff. Will Hazard leave Chelsea?

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Tottenham comeback shocks Ajax and sets up final against Liverpool May 09, 2019

Mauricio Pochettino is reduced to tears at the final whistle as the Tottenham's boss drops to his knees after pulling off an incredible comeback in the Champions League semi-final against Ajax. Liverpool come back to score four against Barcelona as Messi gets the business from his own supporters at the airport.

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Please hand me a loaded gun May 06, 2019

Manchester United and Arsenal both draw, leaving them out of the top four. Spurs drop all three points as Son and Foyth see red. Liverpool continue their winning ways against Newcastle.

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Barcelona's Lionel Messi leaves Klopp praying for a miracle May 02, 2019

Barcelona's Lionel Messi has once again been praised as the 'greatest player of all time' after scoring his 599th and 600th career goal in the 3-0 win over Liverpool in the Champions League on Wednesday at the Camp Nou.

Mauricio Pochettino defends his medical staff at Tottenham after the club’s 1-0 Champions League semi-final, first-leg defeat to Ajax was overshadowed by a sickening head injury to Jan Vertonghen.

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Thanks David de Gea. Thanks a lot Apr 29, 2019

David de Gea’s epic blunder hands Chelsea a point at Manchester United; Spurs lose, Arsenal lose. Meanwhile, at the top of the table, Liverpool and Manchester City both pick up big wins.

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The day all Liverpool fans were cheering for Manchester United Apr 25, 2019

City make quick work of Manchester United at Old Trafford as they all but place one hand on the Premier League trophy. Spurs pull out a win from the jaws of a boring draw against BHA. Paul does not talk up Arsenal's Shkodran Mustafi in the hopes of inflating his value just before the summer transfer window opens up. Mike gets his first ever glimpse at a rare, stunning beauty.

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Arsenal, Spurs, and Manchester United all shit the bed Apr 22, 2019

Liverpool go back at the top of the table after Georginio Wijnaldum inspires a big win away at Cardiff; Crystal Palace’s victory deals a major blow to poor Arsenal’s top-four hopes; Ole Gunnar Solskjær apologizes to Manchester United fans, stating: "We let the fans down. We let the club down"

Let's rebuild that cathedral!

1. TEAMtalk

Spurs prevail in unreal Champions League battle as Llorente shocks Manchester City Apr 18, 2019

Spurs prevail in an epic Champions League battle as Fernando Llorente stuns Pep Guardiola and Manchester City with a header; Sadio Mané sets up Liverpool for an easy passage past Porto to face Barcelona in the semis; Mike and Paul have the first ever animal segment on the pod.

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Mohamed Salah sinks Chelsea and keeps Liverpool ahead of City Apr 15, 2019

Mohamed Salah's screamer helps Liverpool get past Chelsea. United down West Ham United at Old Trafford thanks to two Pogba penalties. Arsenal prepare to take on Watford in a must-win match up for the Gunners.

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Barcelona edge into quarterfinal lead with narrow win over Manchester United at Old Trafford Apr 11, 2019

First blood goes to Leo Messi and his teammates at Barcelona as they get an important away goal against Manchester United in the Champions League. Spurs edge Manchester City and Liverpool cakewalk to victory over Porto just like they did last year. Oh yeah, Chelsea's Danny Drinkwater crashes his car while under the influence of alcohol.

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The Club: How the English Premier League Became the Wildest, Richest, Most Disruptive Force in Sports Apr 08, 2019

Special guest Paul interviews author Joshua Robinson of the book The Club: How the English Premier League Became the Wildest, Richest, Most Disruptive Force in Sports.

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Raúl Jiménez made to look like right asshole Apr 08, 2019

Raúl Jiménez dances around in a Mexican wrestler mask after scoring, too bad his club ultimately lost in the FA Semi Finals to Watford. Pep Guardiola and Manchester City are still going for the quad. Mike and Paul rank the ten hottest Premier League referees.

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Tottenham officially open £1bn stadium with big win Apr 04, 2019

Tottenham win their first competitive match at their new ground against Crystal Palace. Which players should Manchester United toss to the curb in the summer? Pep Guardiola’s team canters to victory over Cardiff, to the surprise of literally no one.

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The precipitous decline of Tottenham Hotspur Apr 01, 2019

Liverpool get a late winner thanks to a Hugo Lloris clanger. Manchester United beat Watford, but look rather horrid doing so. Arsenal get set to play Newcastle United on Monday.

Is Harry Kane going to be a kicker in the NFL? Mar 27, 2019

Harry Kane talks about his ambitions of becoming a... kicker in the NFL? Really? Apparently so. Bayern Munich confirm £68m signing of Lucas Hernandez from Atlético Madrid.

This will be the last ad-free episode of EPLpod. If you want to avoid the ads, go to www.patreon.com/eplpod

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Football doesn't care about concussions Mar 25, 2019

Newcastle United star Fabian Schar suffers sickening clash of heads as medics and teammates rush to help the stricken Switzerland defender, but after just four minutes, Schar is back on the pitch playing. Simply put, football doesn't care about concussions.

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Scandals, Scandals, Scandals! Mar 21, 2019

In the second ever "Scandals" episode of EPLpod, Mike and Paul talk about why Ronaldo refuses to touch down on American soil, Evra's non-apology, and the death of a Moroccan-born model who testified in the sex trial of former Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi.

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Manchester United should be super afraid of Lionel Messi Mar 18, 2019

Lionel Messi scores a lovely chip of a goal against Real Betis (his third of the night), making every Manchester United fan turn ghost-white, if they weren't already, as the two clubs face off on April 10th in the first leg of the Champions League Quarter Final. Liverpool pick up a big three points as West Ham snap victory from the jaws of defeat.

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The English domination of the UEFA Champions League Mar 14, 2019

All four English side go into the quarter final of the UEFA Champions League. Liverpool breeze past Bayern as Manchester City murder FC Schalke 04. Mike and Paul also discuss Ronaldo, the idiot pitch invader Paul Mitchell, and R Kelly.

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2. TEAMtalk

Big whoop, so Arsenal beat Manchester United? So what? Mar 11, 2019

A ball with a lot of swaz on it coupled with a soft penalty helps Arsenal get all three points against United. Idiot Birmingham City thug, Paul Mitchell, punches Jack Grealish in the head.

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Manchester United needs to lock down Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Mar 07, 2019

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer leads United to victory away in France against PSG. Ramos looks like a clown. Mike and Paul interview notable football lawyer, Daniel Geey.

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Jürgen Klopp thinks the wind really blows Mar 03, 2019

The Merseyside derby ends in a scoreless draws, thanks to the "wind," according to Liverpool manager, Jürgen Klopp. Arsenal somehow draw Spurs in Aaron Ramsey's last ever North London derby. Manchester United creep into the top four with yet another win.

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Tottenham Hotspur fold like a cheap suit Feb 28, 2019

Spurs register all of zero shots on goal against Chelsea; once chasing for the title, will Spurs even finish in the top four anymore? United win 8 straight away games in all competitions beating Crystal Palace. Arsenal give Bournemouth a five gun salute. Finally, Mike tries his hand at improv comedy.

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Kepa Arrizabalaga Leads Mutiny at Chelsea Feb 25, 2019

Chelsea goalkeeper Kepa Arrizabalaga refused Maurizio Sarri's attempt to substitute him late in extra time of the Carabao Cup final, which left his manager super pissed off on the touchline.

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3. EatMyGoal

Mesut Özil sparks social media controversy Feb 20, 2019

In the wake of a now-infamous tweet from Mesut Özil, Emery demands consistency in training from the German. Will we see Özil in the BATE Borisov 2nd leg Europa tie? Special Guest Paul and Andrew Mangan discuss this and other nagging Arsenal issues.

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Stick a fork in Maurizio Sarri, he's done! Feb 19, 2019

Manchester United take down Chelsea at The Bridge; will Sarri be at the helm of Chelsea to fight another day? Ex-England U21 striker Saido Berahino arrested on suspicion of drink driving yet again.

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Manchester United face off against Chelsea in FA Cup Feb 18, 2019

Mike and Paul preview the FA Cup fixture between Chelsea and Manchester United; Phil Foden, the youngest Premier League dad, scores two great goals for Manchester City against Newport; Is Mohammed bin Salman (famously embroiled in the Jamal Khashoggi murder) really going to buy Manchester United?

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Who needs Harry Kane when you've got Son Heung-min? Feb 14, 2019

Jan Vertonghen inspires Spurs to take Borussia Dortmund to the cleaners; United charged by Uefa after bottles thrown at Ángel Di María; Is Declan Rice a turncoat?

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Racism and Antisemitism at West Ham United Feb 12, 2019

Mike talks to The Guardian's Jacob Steinberg about the backlash and threats he has received for reporting on incidents of discrimination at West Ham United.

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Abramovich has fired better managers for far less Feb 11, 2019

Is Maurizio Sarri a dead man walking at Chelsea? Liverpool, Arsenal, Spurs, and Manchester United all get big wins in game week 26. Also, Vardy's not having a party!

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Everton fans celebrate defeat to Manchester City as loss knocks Liverpool off top spot Feb 07, 2019

Some Everton fans celebrate the fact that their club lost to Manchester City given that Liverpool are no longer on top of the Premier League; British police review a video that emerged on Twitter containing racial slurs allegedly directed at Mo Salah; Paul finally joins Overeaters Anonymous, but is it too little too late?

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Sergio Agüero hat-trick turns up heat on Liverpool Feb 04, 2019

Manchester City return to winning ways by beating Arsenal at home. A pigeon invades the pitch as United win away at the King Power Stadium. In addition to that, a black cat decides to take to the pitch at Goodison park.

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Rafa Benitez finally set to win Premier League title for Liverpool Jan 30, 2019

Newcastle beat Manchester City at home. Yup, you read that last sentence properly. Manchester United come back to score two late goals at home against Burnley. Arsenal put two past Cardiff to pick up all three points.

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Mauricio Pochettino dismisses importance of winning trophies Jan 28, 2019

Mauricio Pochettino dismisses the importance of winning trophies at Spurs; Ivan Perisic hands in a transfer request to Inter amid Arsenal speculation; Sarri see yellow as Chelsea progress in the FA Cup, as do Manchester United, Manchester City, and Wimbledon.

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Who would you rather live with in a zombie apocalypse: Messi or Ronaldo? Jan 23, 2019

Mike chats with author Jimmy Burns about his latest book Cristiano and Leo: The Race to Become the Greatest Football Player of All Time. And yes, at the end of the interview Mike asks the distinguished author which player he'd rather live with in a zombie apocalypse.

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Harry saves Spurs... no, not that one! LOL! HAHAHA! Jan 21, 2019

Harry Winks scores a late winner for Spurs to beat Fulham away at Craven Cottage. OGS keeps racking up the W's for Manchester United. Mike and Paul talk about Netflix's 'FYRE: The Greatest Party That Never Happened.'

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Marcelo Bielsa admits Leeds have spied on every opponent this season Jan 17, 2019

'I've spied on you all': Marcelo Bielsa admits Leeds have snooped on every Championship rival - but he vows he's done nothing 'illegal.'

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The diminishing credibility of Rio Ferdinand Jan 14, 2019

Rio Ferdinand jumps into a PRO-Mike-Ashley rant on BT Sports. Is it because Rio has a business deal with Ashley or is it sober, thoughtful analysis?

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Sunderland 'Til I Die with Ben Turner Jan 09, 2019

Mike and Paul chat with executive producer Ben Turner of the new football docuseries on Netflix titled 'Sunderland 'Til I Die.'

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"Fuck your mothers," says Bayern Munich's Franck Ribery Jan 07, 2019

Mike and Paul dive head first into the Frank Ribery scandal, the Wayne Hennessey scandal, the Andres Iniesta scandal, and finally, the Wayne Rooney scandal. It's a proper scandal-athon on the pod!

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Manchester City’s Leroy Sané helps to close the gap on Liverpool Jan 04, 2019

Manchester City closes the gap on league leaders Liverpool to four points with a massive victory at the Etihad.

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Jürgen Klopp defends Mohamed Salah over ‘dive’ Dec 31, 2018

Liverpool shred Arsenal at home, but does Mo Salah dive again? Manchester United show Bournemouth how it's done with an emphatic 4-1 win at home with Pogba leading the offensive charge; Spurs choke at Wembley against Wolves.

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Manchester City slip to third in the table Dec 27, 2018

Manchester City unexpectedly lose again, leaving Liverpool six points clear at the top.

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Is Ole Gunnar Solskjaer the next Sir Alex Ferguson? Dec 24, 2018

Manchester United score five goals away on Ole Gunnar Solskjaer debut as United manager; Manchester City lose to Crystal Palace at home; Spurs net six goals against Everton.

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Holy headshot! Dele Alli hit in the melon by plastic bottle Dec 20, 2018

Spurs’ Mauricio Pochettino relieved Dele Alli was unscathed after bottle incident; although Jose Mourinho had been dreadful at United, aren't the Glazer's really to blame for United's poor fortunes?

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Taxi for Jose Mourinho! Dec 18, 2018

Mike chats with Manchester football correspondent for The Guardian, Jamie Jackson, about the sacking of Jose Mourinho.

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Let's face it, United are trash Dec 17, 2018

Liverpool shred Manchester United at home to go 19 points up on their rivals; City keep pace at the top of the table with a win against Everton; Chelsea fans are seen with in Budapest with a Nazi flag.

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Phil Jones scores yet another sumptuous own goal in Champs league Dec 13, 2018

Manchester United miss a golden opportunity to finish above Juventus in the Champions League group stages. However, United still go through to the round of 16 along with Spurs, Liverpool, and Manchester City.

1. When will Liverpool loose? Pool 2. TEAMtalk 3. EatMyGoal

Salah propels Liverpool top of the league Dec 10, 2018

Chelsea manage to beat Manchester City at home. United takedown Fulham and Arsenal keep their unbeaten streak going. Sir Ben joins the pod!

1. When will Liverpool lose? 2. Hitler FPL video 3. TEAMtalk

Just what Mourinho needs: a massive David de Gea fuck up Dec 06, 2018

United get lucky as they squeeze out a draw at home against Arsenal; the first women's Ballon d'Or winner is asked if she knows how to 'twerk' during the ceremony; Watford almost get a point out City.

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2. TEAMtalk

Qatar World Cup 2022: Four years out, what do we know so far? Nov 28, 2018

The Guardian's David Conn chats with Mike about his recent trip to Qatar. In the discussion, David talks about the human cost of building new stadiums in preparation for World Cup 2022.

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Follow David Conn on Twitter.

Is United flop Memphis Depay football's biggest wanker? Nov 26, 2018

Spurs win convincingly at "home" against Chelsea; Arsenal continue with their unbeaten streak under Unai Emery; Mike, Paul, and Ben get into a fierce rap battle.

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Martial and Lukaku lead the way for lazy United Nov 21, 2018

The Premier League battles it out with the FA over a Brexit strategy. Which players are statistically the most lazy in the PL? An Italian football specialist joins the pod.

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Mario Balotelli offered £1M PER YEAR to not spit on people Nov 19, 2018

Paul interviews a special guest about the football leaks. Pickford plays well for England against Croatia, but will he be the next Manchester United goalkeeper? Are some fouls more equal than others?

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The return of Dilly-Ding-Dilly-Dong Nov 15, 2018

Claudio Ranieri takes over at Fulham, apparently after Arsene Wenger passed on the gig. Richard Scudamore is set to receive a golden handshake, but is 5 million quid too much? Sir Ben forces Mike to rock his baby to sleep.

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Cityzens or mercenaries? Nov 12, 2018

Manchester City put Manchester United to the sword with a 3-1 win at home; Liverpool and Chelsea join City as all three clubs go unbeaten thus far. Charlie Austin actually expresses his emotions: will he get fined?

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Old Lady gets purse snatched Nov 08, 2018

Manchester United get two late goals to beat Juventus despite Ronaldo's wonder goal. Spurs keep things interesting in the Champions League with a big win over PSV. Mike interviews a business tycoon looking to buy a Premier League club.

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Manchester City burn Saints at the stake Nov 05, 2018

Manchester City dismantle the Saints; Arsenal draw Liverpool; United score late to win at Bournemouth. Oh yeah, Ben rages on about the 5th of November.

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Spurs set to borrow another £237m as costs spiral out of control Nov 01, 2018

Tottenham's new stadium seems to be getting more expensive with the passing of each and every day. Frank Lampard almost beats his former club Chelsea in the Carabao Cup. Will Alexis Sanchez join PSG in January?

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Leicester City owner dies in helicopter crash Oct 28, 2018

The much-loved club owner of Leicester City was on board a helicopter with two pilots and two passengers when it crashed in the parking lot of the King Power Stadium.

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Will Mauricio Pochettino ever win anything with Spurs? Oct 24, 2018

Spurs toss away their lead against PSV in the Champions League; United lose at home to Juventus; Paul won't shut up about how good Arsenal are at the moment.

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Newcastle submerged at bottom of shit creek Oct 22, 2018

Is Rafael Benítez hiding behind his reputation at Newcastle or is it just a case of him having too many dreadful players? Chelsea come back to steal a point against United. Mike tries to hit an apple off of Paul's head.

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EPLpod: Real Madrid scout Raheem Sterling Oct 17, 2018

Real Madrid scout Raheem Sterling as England down Spain in an utterly meaningless international friendly; Mike chats FPL with David Munday; Paul gets a red card for eating too many nugs.

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EPLpod: How the U.S. Blew the Whistle on the World's Biggest Sports Scandal Oct 15, 2018

Mike chats with BuzzFeed Investigative reporter Ken Bensinger about his book Red Card: How the U.S. Blew the Whistle on the World's Biggest Sports Scandal.

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EPLpod: Will the next Lionel Messi come from Africa? Oct 11, 2018

Mike chats with author Sebastian Abbot about his new book The Away Game: The Epic Search for Soccer's Next Superstar.

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EPLpod: Mahrez penalty miss leaves Manchester City and Liverpool deadlocked Oct 08, 2018

Mahrez's blows it for Manchester City as he misses a late penalty; heroic Manchester United come back from two goals down; Arsenal thump Fulham.

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EPLpod: You can't legislate for Lionel Messi Oct 03, 2018

Leo Messi rips apart Spurs as if they were wet tissue paper; United draw in a very drab game at home against Valencia; Unai Emery refuses to be drawn into the reasons behind the decision to leave Henrikh Mkhitaryan at home for the Europa League match against Qarabag.

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EPLpod: Is Hazard trumps in the Premier League? Oct 01, 2018

With yet another sensational performance against Liverpool, the pod asks: is Eden Hazard the best player in the Prem? Things at United go from bad to worse; what does that mean for the future of Mourinho at Old Trafford?

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EPLpod: Mourinho and Pogba should just fuck already Sep 27, 2018

Things get frosty at Old Trafford as Mourinho and Pogba have a little lovers spat; Liverpool get dumped out of the Carabao Cup at the hands of Chelsea; Saido Berahino allegedly scores a hattrick of babies.

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EPLpod: Everton suckerpunched with blatant offside goal Sep 24, 2018

Arsenal score a lovely offside goal which oddly counted; United frustrated by Wolves at home despite Sir Alex back in the stands cheering on the Red Devils; Chelsea finally drop points; perfect Liverpool remain perfect.

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EPLpod: In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king Sep 19, 2018

Liverpool manage to sweep aside PSG, Spurs lose in Milan, United beat Young Boys, and City disappoint at home. Also, are Mike and Paul giving safe harbor to fugitive Zdravko Mamić?

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EPLpod: Firmino gets poked in the eye super bad Sep 17, 2018

Rory Smith from The New York Times joins the pod boyz to talk about Spurs loss against Liverpool, City making over 500 million pounds last year, and United's big win away at Watford.

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EPLpod: Wasted Lloris pukes in car before taking the wheel Sep 12, 2018

More details come out regarding Hugo Lloris' drinking and driving infraction; England beat Switzerland; should you drop Salah in FPL?

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EPLpod: The Barcelona Way Sep 09, 2018

Mike and Paul talk via Skype to Professor Damian Hughes about his new book titled The Barcelona Way: Unlocking the DNA of a Winning Culture.

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EPLpod: What secrets does FIFA 19 have in store for us? Sep 05, 2018

Mike chats with Sam Rivera, Lead Gameplay Producer at EA Sports about FIFA 19.

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EPLpod: Giant relief for Mourinho (and Sir Ben?) Sep 03, 2018

Arsenal's defence concedes two against Cardiff; Manchester United finally put on a good show against Burnley; West Ham can't seem to buy a win.

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EPLpod: Mourinho needs to chill the fuck out Aug 29, 2018

Mourinho storms out of yet another press conference; Berahino finally scores after a drought that lasted over 900 days; Spur's Son literally plays for his freedom.

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EPLpod: Spurs apparently cool with Lloris' DUI Aug 27, 2018

Hugo Lloris gets pulled over for a DUI but will likely play against Manchester United; City drops points away at Wolves; Newcastle basically play a 10-0-0 formation against Chelsea.

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EPLpod: Virtual reality, isolation tanks, marginal gains, and Arsenal Aug 23, 2018

Paul chats with Arseblog's Andrew Mangan all things Arsenal, as well as clubs' pursuit of marginal gains. New 'Head of Elite Performance' at Arsenal, Darren Burgess (formerly of Australian Rules Football), has helped revamp their training facility London Colney.

Read this great blog post.

Changes include the use of virtual reality to make post-match game footage come to life, isolation tanks and sleep monitoring to help players psychologically, and the analysis of load and loads of data (Arsenal have hired Candy Crush data scientist Mikhail Zhilkin).

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EPLpod: Kane pops August cherry Aug 20, 2018

Harry Kane finally manages to slot a goal in August; Arsenal and United both end up eating shit; Paul has a run in with a genetically altered pack of super aggressive hyenas.

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EPLpod: Man City mock Man Utd in new doc series Aug 16, 2018

Manchester City mock United for being too defensive in a new Amazon documentary series; KDB injuries his knee in practice; Madrid's Ramos has a war of words with Klopp.

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EPLpod: Climactic Klopp lubes his way to victory Aug 13, 2018

Pogba looks like a "monster" as Manchester United down Leicester; Liverpool finally get an official lube sponsor; Chelsea put three past Huddersfield.

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EPLpod: Thibault Courtois says hasta la vista Chelsea Aug 08, 2018

Chelsea lose a world-class goalkeeper right at the deadline but are able to replace him with a wildly expensive one!

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Important:

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EPLpod: Pogba ain't goin' to Barca, yo Aug 05, 2018

Mike and Paul chat with The Guardian's Manchester football correspondent Jamie Jackson about all things United and City as well his new book, Night Time Cool.

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EPLpod: Why is Jose Mourinho such a sourpuss? Aug 02, 2018

Is Anthony Martial done at Manchester United? Why is Jose Mourinho always such a nasty piece of work? Mike and Paul eat way too much fettuccine alfredo.

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EPLpod: Anthony Martial flies home from Manchester United pre-season Jul 25, 2018

Will Chelsea finish in the top 4? Will Jose Mourinho crack at least one smile this season? All of that as well as a chat with James McCrystal of the Four Point Hit podcast.

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EPLpod: Fantasy Football Scout Episode Jul 25, 2018

We chat with no other than David Munday, the big cheese over at the Fantasy Football Scout, about all things FPL.

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EPLpod: Ozil quits German national team Jul 23, 2018

Ozil quits the German national team, and rightly so considering the circumstances, but shouldn't he also be speaking out against the autocratic Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan?

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EPLpod: Liverpool splash the cash for Alisson Jul 18, 2018

Klopp goes big in the goalkeeping department dropping almost £70 million on Roma's Alisson. But didn't Klopp say that he didn't want to splash the cash around just like everyone else?

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2018 Russia World Cup: France claim second World Cup Jul 16, 2018

France see off Croatia to win the 2018 World Cup; Paul gets murdered.

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2018 Russia World Cup: So it's not coming home? Jul 12, 2018

When finally faced with some serious competition, England crumble under the pressure at bow out of the World Cup. France manage to brush away Belgium. And for whatever reason, Ronaldo goes to Juventus.

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2018 Russia World Cup: It's coming home! Jul 08, 2018

England see off Sweden as they sleep walk into the World Cup semi-finals. Vida shouts "Glory to Ukraine" after defeating Russia. Neymar rolls right out of the big tournament.

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2018 Russia World Cup: Jon Obi Mikel's father kidnapped and other shithousery Jul 06, 2018

Jon Obi Mikel's father gots kidnapped minutes before Nigeria kicked off against Argentina. Japan leaves their lock room spotless.

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2018 Russia World Cup: Are the Russians doping? Probably... Jul 01, 2018

Spain get ousted by the host nation, Russia. That's right, Russia. R-U-S-S-I-A. But are both teams playing on an even playing field? Mike and Paul discuss.

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2018 Russia World Cup: Diego Maradona takes a huge shit on already tarnished legacy Jun 27, 2018

Is VAR ruining the World Cup or making it super incredibly interesting? What's the deal with old Diego Maradona -- shouldn't someone maybe get him some much needed help? Are Arsenal players having the worst World Cup?

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2018 Russian World Cup: England spank naughty Panama Jun 25, 2018

Switzerland's Granit Xhaka & Xherdan Shaqiri face bans over goal celebrations; England spank dirty old Panama; Senegal draw Japan.

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2018 Russia World Cup: Ronaldo beats Morocco Jun 21, 2018

Ronaldo nets his fourth in the tournament as Portugal see off Morocco; Spain edge Iran; and the Mexican FA gets off lightly for their fans homophobic slurs.

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2018 World Cup in Russia: Are there no good teams at the World Cup? Jun 18, 2018

Portugal - Draw

Spain - Draw

Argentina - Draw

Germany - Loss

Brazil - Draw

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2018 Russian World Cup: Preview of groups E to H Jun 13, 2018

Legendary football pundit, Mike MacDonald, and some dope named Paul, preview groups E to H in the World Cup.

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2018 Russian World Cup: Groups A to D preview Jun 11, 2018

Mike and Paul preview groups A to D in the 2018 Russian World Cup; there's a fashion breakdown of each and every jersey; which food pairs best with each national team?

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EPLpod: Abramovich fucks off to Israel Jun 07, 2018

Abramovich becomes the richest Israeli after the UK kicks him out; United sign Fred; Arsenal pick up an old bag of bones, Lichtsteiner, on a free.

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EPLpod: James Richardson Returns! Jun 03, 2018

Mike chats with The Totally Football's host and creator James Richardson about the state of the media, the World Cup, and politics.

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EPLpod: Andy Mitten and all things Manchester United May 30, 2018

Iconic editor Andy Mitten joins Mike and Paul to talk about the current state of football journalism as well as all things Manchester United.

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EPLpod: The day that will forever haunt Loris Karius May 28, 2018

Is Sergio Ramos a hero or a shitbag? Will Salah be fit in time for the World Cup? Is Real Madrid really that good? All of this and more on our Champions League edition of EPLpod.

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EPLpod: Kiev fleecing fans for Champions League final May 24, 2018

Kiev hotels cancel reservations on many Champions League fans who booked months ago; Arsenal and West Ham both appoint new managers; Harry Kane is named captain of England; Paul tells a joke.

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EPLpod: Conte has last laugh over Mourinho May 20, 2018

Chelsea squeak out a 1-0 win over United in the FA Cup; Arteta seems likely to replace Wenger at Arsenal; Klinsmann figured the USA would've have been in the semi-finals of the Russian World Cup.

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EPLpod: Moyes and Allardyce sacked yet again May 17, 2018

Atlético Madrid win the Shame Cup; Allardyce and Moyes get the boot; the England World Cup squad is announced.

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EPLpod: City leave it late to mark century May 14, 2018

City leave it late to collect 100 points; Arsenal finally win away from home; Carrick calls it a day playing for United.

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EPLpod: "Welcome to Europa," says Arsenal to Chelsea May 10, 2018

City shatter all sorts of records with their win over Brighton; Arsenal remain dreadful away from home; Huddersfield keep themselves up with a draw against Chelsea.

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EPLpod: The Russia World Cup is Dumb #2 May 01, 2018

Mike and Paul chat with Simon Parkin, writer for The New Yorker and The Guardian, about the rise of Russia’s neo-Nazi football hooligans.

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1st episode: The Russia World Cup is dumb #1

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EPLpod: Wenger continues scintillatingly poor away form Apr 30, 2018

EPLpod derby day!!!

Manchester United give Wenger a rough last go at Old Trafford; City continue to dominate as they crush West Ham United; Paul reviews Infinity Wars.

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EPLpod: Salah humbly terrorizes old club Apr 26, 2018

Mo Salah and company put five past Roma; Ronaldo looks human as Real edge Bayern away; Paul attempts to jump through three rings of fire on a motorcycle.

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EPLpod: Everybody hates EPLpod and we smell like shit Apr 23, 2018

United will face Chelsea in the FA Cup final; Wenger decides to call it a day after 22 years at the helm of Arsenal; City have a faux-pitch invasion after beating Swansea by five goals.

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EPLpod: Kane to win Young Player of the Year three years after having won it? Apr 19, 2018

Manchester United beat Bournemouth away with Rashford and Martial starting over Sanchez and Lukaku; Mocorro's World Cup bid leaves out one major detail; should the PFA Young Player of the Year Award look more like a Rookie of The Year Award like we see in most American sports?

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EPLpod: Manchester United suffer mental fart against WBA Apr 16, 2018

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United beat the best team in the league only to lose to the worst. Arsenal suffer an away defeat at the hands of Newcastle. Oh yeah, and City officially win the league title while Pep hits the links.

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EPLpod: Buffon and Pep are bad boyz! Apr 12, 2018

Liverpool put Manchester City to the sword; Rome wasn't built in a day, but the legend of Edin Dzeko sure was; Real squeak by Juventus as an angry Buffon sees red for the first time in the Champions League.

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EPLpod: City fans leave in tears Apr 09, 2018

United come back to halt City's celebrations; Arsenal eek out a win against troubled Southampton; Liverpool off the boil with a 0-0 draw against Everton.

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EPLpod: Beer blast foreshadows Liverpool blitz Apr 05, 2018

Liverpool score three goals in 30 minutes against City; Ronaldo scores a goal so sweet that Juventus fans applaud; PL agents made over £200 million in the last 12 months.

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EPLpod: See guys, Dele Alli isn't shit Apr 02, 2018

Spurs win their first ever PL game away at Chelsea; United coast to victory over Swansea; Arsenal win, but very few people bother to show up to witness it.

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EPLpod: Will VAR fuck up the World Cup? Mar 29, 2018

In possibly our dumbest episode to date, we chat about the unreadiness on behalf of basically everyone for VAR to be involved in Russia this summer. The man who sold Salah from Roma to Liverpool speaks up and explains the situation he was in and why he did such a daft thing. Lastly, Paul plays a game of "Guess What's In Mike's Pants."

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EPLpod: Zlatan forced to move into retirement home Mar 26, 2018

In this episode, we talk about everyone's favourite topic: international friendlies!!!

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EPLpod: England to boycott Russian World Cup? Mar 22, 2018

Should England stay away from Russia this summer? Is Salah the best player in the Premier League? And does Mike suffer from the same illness as Georginio Wijnaldum?

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EPLpod: Can Mourinho just chill the fuck out already? Mar 19, 2018

Jose Mourinho bullies Luke Shaw off the pitch and then rants wildly about his own past record of success; Will Griggs is anything but on fire against Southampton; Salah bangs in four against Watford.

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EPLpod: The Jürgen Klopp Story Mar 14, 2018

Sir Ben Teague interviews German journalist Raphael Honigstein about his new book "Bring the Noise: The Jürgen Klopp Story."

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EPLpod: Dildo brothers under attack Mar 12, 2018

West Ham's day ends in shame and chaos; United burst out of the gates against Liverpool; Is it time for #WengerIn ?

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EPLpod: Old Lady Juve's breasts defy gravity Mar 08, 2018

Juve need only three minutes to undo Spurs at Wembley; Liverpool and City waltz into the quarter-finals; Arsenal get ready to battle AC Milan.

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EPLpod: Manchester City win Oscar for best club Mar 05, 2018

Chelsea are utterly demoralized by Manchester City; Arsenal can't stop losing; Liverpool win in a canter.

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EPLpod: Is Pep a massive hypocrite Mar 01, 2018

Is Pep a massive hypocrite for wearing a yellow ribbon for the jailed Catalonians while he remains silent about the UAE? Spurs go forward in the FA Cup in a game which was largely marred by VAR. Captain picks for gameweek 28 in FPL?

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EPLpod: Arsenal reduce small child to tears Feb 26, 2018

Arsenal don't even bother to show up against City at Wembley; United pull victory from the jaws of defeat against Chelsea; Kane grabs a late winner.

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EPLpod: Abuse survivor Andy Woodward speaks on Barry Bennell conviction Feb 21, 2018

On this episode, abuse survivor Andy Woodward graciously makes himself available to discuss his thoughts on the long overdue conviction of serial pedophile Barry Bennell. His initial disclosure to Daniel Taylor of the Guardian has paved the way for 100s of others to come forward. Should you be suffering, below are resources to contact.

In the UK, Samaritans can be contacted on 116 123.

In the US, the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline is 1-800-273-8255.

In Australia, the crisis support service Lifeline is 13 11 14.

Other international suicide helplines can be found at www.befrienders.org.

The NSPCC’s football abuse helpline can be called 24 hours a day on 0800 023 2642.

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EPLpod: Robbie Savage gets caught taking a selfie Feb 18, 2018

BT pundit Robbie Savage gets caught taking a selfie, Manchester United put two in away to knock Huddersfield out of the FA Cup, Mason unfortunately has to call it a day.

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EPLpod: Ronaldo still bangin' 'em Feb 14, 2018

PSG, heavily soaked in oil money, still can't find a way to do well in the Champions League; Kane strikes as Spurs draw away at Juve; Liverpool and City maul their respective adversaries as if they were bears coming out of hibernation.

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EPLpod: Arsenal gets Kaned Feb 12, 2018

Harry Kane sinks Arsenal yet again in the North London derby; Newcastle upsets a hapless Manchester United; Aguero hits 4 against Leicester (that's not a typo: 4); Paul does a dance in wooden shoes from Holland.

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EPLpod: Will Kane shoot a blank against Arsenal? Feb 09, 2018

The North London derby beckons, but which side reign supreme? Will PL matches be broadcasted on Facebook? Does Conte really want to leave Chelsea?

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EPLpod: Liverpool screwed by linesman Feb 04, 2018

Liverpool draw against Spurs, largely in part due to referee decisions; Sanchez gets on the board with his first goal for Manchester United; Mkhitaryan and Aubameyang lining up for Arsenal, oh boy!

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EPLpod: Transfer day deadline with Jamie Jackson Jan 31, 2018

The EPLpod boyz chat with The Guardian's Jamie Jackson on Transfer Day Deadline.

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EPLpod: Klopp out? Jan 29, 2018

With Klopp getting bounced out of the FA Cup, is his time at Liverpool coming to an end? Will Lucas Moura move from PSG to Spurs? Alexis Sanchez lights it up for Manchester United against Yeovil Town.

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EPLpod: Post-Sanchez Arsenal still undefeated Jan 25, 2018

Arsenal drop Chelsea to advance to the Caribou Cup where they'll face Manchester City; Is Ross Barkley really that bad? Was Alexis Sanchez's "piano video" really cringe or really fantastic?

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EPLpod: Manchester United sign Alexis Sanchez Jan 22, 2018

It's over the line: Alexis Sanchez signs with Manchester United for an ungodly sum of money. Marco Silva goes from "it" boy of the premier league to yesterday's fudge. City ruthlessly rip apart Newcastle.

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EPLpod: VAR to one day become real, human boy Jan 18, 2018

Alexis Sanchez hasn't yet moved to United, so what's the hold up? Chelsea dive their way past Norwich in the FA Cup. VAR is finally used to give a player a goal.

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EPLpod: Manchester United sign Alexis Sanchez [probably] Jan 15, 2018

Liverpool are the first team this season to beat Manchester City while Wenger explains omission of Alexis Sanchez from Arsenal squad.

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EPLpod: Arteta not ready to fill Wenger void Jan 09, 2018

Paul chats with Arseblog's Andrew Mangan about all things Arsenal. Happy now, p-hive?

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EPLpod: Philippe "Judas" Coutinho Jan 07, 2018

Philippe Coutinho leaves Liverpool for Barcelona, but will his "injury" heal before Barca's next match? More from Liverpool: Holgate-gate. Ugh. Paul talks to a secret source on a slew of potential transfers.

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EPLpod: Manchester City lose out by not winning Jan 01, 2018

It's the last episode of 2017! Is Mo Salah the Egyptian Messi? Arsenal are as angry as an army of angry red ants (that's pretty angry) after a handball in the box was in fact called a handball. City finally stop winning. All of that and more, so much more. Happy New Year!

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EPLpod: Van Dijk in, Coutinho out? Dec 28, 2017

Liverpool splash the cash at the back, City win yet again, and will high-flying Kane go to Barcelona or Madrid?

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EPLpod: "Childish United draw to 10-man Leicester Dec 24, 2017

Christmas episode: Manchester City blow Bournemouth away; United draw to Leicester City, Arsenal draw against Liverpool. Mike gets a surprise Christmas call.

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EPLpod: Bristol City add to their scalp collection Dec 21, 2017

Manchester United get turned over by Bristol City in the EFL Cup (unfortunately, you're reading that correctly). Arsenal, City, and Chelsea all go through to the semi-finals. The p-hive reinstates Paul into the pod.

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EPLpod: City are over the horizon Dec 18, 2017

Manchester City absolutely crush Spurs (it wasn't even close); Manchester United, Liverpool, Arsenal, and Chelsea all win, but really, does it even matter at this point? Mike decides Paul's fate on the pod (spoiler alert: it's not looking good for old Paul).

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EPLpod: Of course Manchester City crushed Swansea Dec 14, 2017

United and City both win as Arsenal and Liverpool find themselves in goalless draws. Paul gets kicked off the pod when Mike shows him a red card for insubordination, forcing Mike to pod with a horse.

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EPLpod: This is not the episode we wanted to give you Dec 11, 2017

With Manchester United losing to Manchester City and both Arsenal and Liverpool drawing, crybabies Mike, Paul, and Ben really didn't want to record an episode this weekend. But they put aside their pain and suffering and got on with it. You're welcome.

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EPLpod: City undone by Zorro as Liverpool run riot Dec 07, 2017

Paul's questionable butler skills land Mike in the infirmary but Sir Ben Teague of EatMyGoal fame ably steps in to bask in the glory of Liverpool's massacre of Spartak Moscow.

EPLpod: United trump Arsenal, but at a cost... Dec 04, 2017

United sneak by Arsenal with a very undeserved win; City get yet another late winner; Paul becomes Mike's man-servant.

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EPLpod: Jamie "Paradise" Jackson Dec 01, 2017

Mike and Paul talk to The Guardian's Manchester football correspondent, Jamie Jackson, author of Night Time Cool.

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EPLpod: Arsenal's strong home form to be test by United Nov 30, 2017

Why is Pep yelling at Southampton's Nathan Redmond? Why do Spurs keep dropping points? And why is Mike being inducted into the EPLpod Hall of Fame?

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EPLpod: City are just too fucking good Nov 26, 2017

Manchester City get a late goal, much to the chagrin of everyone, at Huddersfield; Arsenal get a late, and undeserved, goal; Liverpool lucky to get a single point against Chelsea.

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EPLpod: Oumar Niasse is a cheat Nov 24, 2017

Oumar Niasses is the first player to get booked retrospectively for cheating. Should you captain Kane this week in FPL? And why does Arsenal get such an easy run of fixtures over Christmas?

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EPLpod: North London is RED Nov 19, 2017

Arsenal pull off an impressive victory over their North London rivals; David Moyes gets off to a shambolic start at West Ham; who does Pogba think is the best striker in the Premier League?

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EPLpod: Have Spurs eclipsed Arsenal? Nov 16, 2017

With Paul still being buried underneath the rubble back in the EPLpod studios, Sir Ben Teague joins Mike at the Swift Peacock to talk about the North London derby. The chaps also discuss Eriksen's worth as compared to that of Neymar.

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EPLpod: Moyes assures Hernández of West Ham future Nov 12, 2017

Moyes assures Hernández of a bright future at West Ham, but is David just paying lip service? Why do footballers use social media? Will Paul ever manage to climb his way out of the rubble?

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EPLpod: David Moyes approves of David Moyes Nov 09, 2017

Is David Moyes the right man for West Ham United? Mike and Paul speak to super agent, Jon Smith. City's profits are down: is that a good thing for the rest of the league? Lastly, something terrible happens inside of the EPLpod studios... very terrible, indeed...

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EPLpod: The day the Premier League race died Nov 06, 2017

Arsenal are unable to do everyone else a favour as they lose to City; Chelsea manage to beat United yet again; Everton provide thrills, spills, and even some chills against Watford.

1. Chuck Blazer Interview 2. EatMyGoal 3. TEAMtalk

EPLpod: Will Zidane get the sack? Nov 02, 2017

With Real Madrid experiencing their biggest loss against Spurs in the Champions League since 2008 coupled with their troubles in La Liga, is it time for Zidane to get the axe? Aside from Chelsea, all other English teams run riot this week in Europe.

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EPLpod: Fat boy Deeney at centre of #gougegate Oct 30, 2017

United squeak out a victory against Spurs at home; Arsenal pick up a slick win over Swansea; Troy Deeney gouges the cheek of poor little Joe Allen.

1. Listen to our super agent chat 2. EatMyGoal 3. TEAMtalk

EPLpod: Is the Carabao Cup Bilic's Dunkirk? Oct 26, 2017

Will the big away win at Wembley provide some respite for Slaven Bilić at West Ham? United, Arsenal, Chelsea, and City all move to the next found in the Carabao Cup. Also chappies, sign up for Patreon as you won't want to miss our big interview on Friday!

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EPLpod: Taxi for Koeman! Oct 22, 2017

Is it time for Ronald Koeman to pack his bags? United have gone from potential league winners to a team that will be lucky to be in the top four at the end of the season. Spurs finally look half-decent at "home."

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EPLpod: English teams dominate UEFA Champions League Oct 19, 2017

All of the English teams in the UEFA Champions League sit at the top of their respective tables. Also, why is Newcastle being sold on the cheap?

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EPLpod: Arsenal and Chelsea stink up the joint Oct 16, 2017

In a weekend where Arsenal and Chelsea lose, a single point in the Anfield fixture seems pretty good for United. But oh boy, City seem like a runaway train; which team will derail them?

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EPLpod: The Fall of the House of FIFA Oct 13, 2017

The EPLpod boyz chat with David Conn of The Guardian on his new book, The Fall of the House of FIFA.

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EPLpod: USMNT eat shit sandwich Oct 12, 2017

Holland, Chile, and the USA all fall flat on their collective asses, failing to qualify for World Cup 2018 in Russia.

Mike and Paul preview game week 8 in the English Premier League.

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EPLpod: Neymar's wages crushed the women of Santos FC Oct 08, 2017

The EPLpod boyz chat with Gwendolyn Oxenham, author of Under the Lights and In the Dark: Untold Stories of Women's Soccer.

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EPLpod: Pizzagate resolved -- Fabregas was the tosser. Oct 05, 2017

Is Roy Keane being completely insensitive by saying people should play chess if they don't want to get their bell rung while playing football? Why is Giroud getting make up put on? Mike and Paul also talk a bit more about bat fights.

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EPLpod: English teams dominate Champs league (except Liverpool) Pt. 2 Sep 28, 2017

Can anyone stop Romelu Lukaku from scoring? Certainly not a 38 year-old defender from CSKA Moscow.

Oh look, Kane scores yet another hatrick.

Mendy gets into a twitter fight with a journalist. And finally, the dirty truth behind Sir Ben Teague's horrible misdeeds...

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EPLpod: Marriable Morata makes mark Sep 25, 2017

Sir Ben and Paul take the reins as Mike is in cottage country. The lads talk City's demolition of woeful Palace, Liverpool's nervy result against the Foxes, and how Liam Neeson landed the role of Oskar Schindler (yes, but not really).

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EPLpod: United Fans! Stop Singing about Lukaku's manhood Sep 20, 2017

Why is Barcelona paying tribute to Ousmane Dembélé's torn hamstring? Should headers be banned from football given everything that we now know about concussions? Lastly, is singing about Lukaku's penis racist? The EPLpod boyz dig deep into all of these questions (and more) on this brand new episode.

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EPLpod: Lukaku keeps bangin' them in Sep 18, 2017

The two Manchester sides assert their dominance with emphatic wins; Chelsea and Arsenal provide little to no excitement on the pitch; a lot of men shave their bodies, including Marco Asensio, who technically injured himself by doing so and couldn't play for Madrid.

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EPLpod: English teams dominate Champs league (except Liverpool) Sep 14, 2017

Mike and Paul are on the set of Frisky Business, discussing Roy Hodgson, the Champions League, and game week five in the Premier League, as they attempt to shoot an adult jazz film.

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EPLpod: Shit! Chelsea are starting to look good again Sep 11, 2017

Chelsea continue rolling with their third consecutive win; United finally drop points against Stoke (ugh); Arsenal actually pick up a win.

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EPLpod: The 'Dildo Brothers' botch transfer with Sporting Sep 07, 2017

The want-aways are back in action this weekend (read: Sanchez, Coutinho, Van Dijk) in game week 4; Dele Alli gives his friend the middle finger and everyone gets angry; West Ham try to insert a "champions league" clause into a potential transfer with Sporting Lisbon (lol).

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EPLpod: Rooney spends international break in the slammer Sep 04, 2017

Sir Ben Teague sleeps under the EPLpod studio desk as Mike and Paul talk about the media coverage surrounding Wayne Rooney and his DUI.

EPLpod: It's all about the Benjamins Sep 01, 2017

It's time for a bonus pod! We interview New York Times and BBC World Service freelance writer James Montague about his new book titled The Billionaires Club: The Unstoppable Rise of Football's Super-rich Owners.

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EPLpod: Can Kroenke and Wenger just die already... Aug 31, 2017

It's clear as day: Arsenal have shit the bed in the transfer window. Meanwhile, United have done swimmingly well. And what about Swansea landing Sanches... not too shabby, eh?

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EPLpod: Arsenal are a fucking embarrassment Aug 27, 2017

Do Arsenal even care anymore? Manchester United look fabulous, still. And will Spurs ever win at Wembley?

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EPLpod: Liverpool grill up some Hoffenheim bratwurst Aug 24, 2017

Guest host Paul and Sir Ben break down Liverpool's passage into the coveted Champions League, albeit under a cloud of despair in light of breaking news that prominent string theory physicist Michael "the Legend/Wankstain" MacDonald has been presumed dead from an explosion in his laboratory at the University of Toronto.

EPLpod: Homeless Spurs outdone by new-look Chelsea Aug 20, 2017

Spurs just can't seem to do it at Wembley as they drop all three points against Chelsea; United continue to look f-word amazing; poor, old Arsenal lose away at Stoke.

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Spurs set to host Chelsea at Wembley Aug 17, 2017

Chelsea look to avenge their recent loss to Burnley as they take on Spurs away at Wembley; Liverpool edge Hoffenheim; Sigurdsson (finally) signs for Everton.

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EPLpod: Manchester United look pretty fucking fabulous Aug 13, 2017

Manchester United put on their best post-Ferguson performance to date; Arsenal squeak out a win against Leicester City; Chelsea lose to Burnley. You read that right, Burnley.

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EPLpod: Real Madrid edge United in Super Cup Aug 10, 2017

Time is ticking: join our FPL league while you still can! Send Paul an email:

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In this episode, we chat about Real Madrid, PSG, and discreet escort services.

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EPLpod: Arsenal triumph in Community Shield Aug 06, 2017

The massively hungover EPLpod boyz chat about: the Community Shield, Neymar, and Mike's relationship woes.

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EPLpod: Neymar to make £3,553/hr (after-tax) Aug 03, 2017

Neymar is set to make boats loads of money as his father braces himself for oodles of cheddar (Is that an expression?). Big surprise: FIFA is corrupt as two-sided coin.

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EPLpod: Neymar to PSG? Jul 31, 2017

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If Neymar goes to PSG, does that me that Coutinho will leave Liverpool for Barca? Director Christopher Nolan calls the pod to chat.

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EPLpod: 100% fantasy football talk with Fantasy Football Scout's Mark Sutherns Jul 27, 2017

Paul goes deep down the FPL rabbit hole and meets the Mad Hatter himself, Mark Sutherns.

Do you want to join our FPL pool? Of course you do! Hurry up and email Paul at paulmetcalfe416@gmail.com cause we've only got a few spots left!

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EPLpod: Mbappe wouldn't crack City's starting XI Jul 27, 2017

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What else? Oh yeah, the EPLpod boyz think that Mbappe wouldn't be able to crack Man City's starting squad. Also, why does Jack Wilshere still demand money to "play football?

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EPLpod: Manchester City loves to waste money on defenders Jul 23, 2017

Man City keeps tossing good money after bad as they sign Danilo to cover for Walker at right back; Kenedy is accused of being racist in China; and Paul gets super gonorrhea.

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EPLpod: Alvaro Morata moves to Chelsea Jul 20, 2017

Unable to earn a starting role at Madrid, Morata decides to move to Chelsea; United beat Real Salt Lake, obviously; and what are the Swedes doing to curb "over engaged" parents?

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Note: Mike and Paul had a few pre-pod beers and thus, tend to slur here and there throughout the episode. We apologize for nothing.

EPLpod: Wait, City paid how much for Kyle Walker? Jul 16, 2017

Kyle Walker is now the most expensive English player ever. Yup, you read that right; Hart is on his way to plucky, old West Ham; Matic is headed out of England.

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EPLpod: Sigurdsson worth at least £100m Jul 13, 2017

With James going to Bayern Munich, does that mean that Sanchez will stay at Arsenal? Mike interviews Manchester City's youth scout.

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EPLpod: Lukaku's bromance with Pogba seals deal Jul 09, 2017

Will Lukaku push United into the top four next season? Who else will United sign? As the song says, "you can never go home," but don't tell Wayne Rooney.

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EPLpod: The Russia World Cup is Dumb #1 Jul 05, 2017

In part one of our season long look into the Russia World Cup, we talk to Dean Bilton of the ABC who outlines a "plethora" of potential issues.

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EPLpod: Matic to United? For £40m? Jun 29, 2017

Will Nemanja Matic really go to United for a staggering £40m? Sanchez to City? The pod boyz discuss the following transfers as well as the #ChristiePitts5.

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EPLpod: Entire Russian football team suspected of doping Jun 26, 2017

It seems as though Russians really have a penchant for cheating, right? Mike and Paul discuss the recent Russian football doping scandal.

Paul later laments the possible signing of Alexandre Lacazette.

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EPLpod: Football Weekly's James Richardson joins the pod Jun 21, 2017

What's it like to host the most successful football podcast in the world? The EPLpod boyz sure as heck wouldn't know, but James Richardson does.

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EPLpod: Ronaldo to United? Jun 18, 2017

Is Ronaldo really going to leave Real Madrid for Manchester United this summer? Or maybe he's off to China? No. PSG then?

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EPLpod: Arseblog's Andrew Mangan Returns Jun 14, 2017

Paul talks Arsenal with Arseblog's very own, Andrew Mangan. But where's Mike?

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EPLpod: The Return of Alex Hunter Jun 11, 2017

The new FIFA 18 trailer just came out for The Journey and it looks spicy! England win the Under 20 World Cup and Manchester United sign a central defender.

EPLpod: The Workers Cup filmmakers talk Qatar World Cup Jun 07, 2017

The EPLpod boyz chat to the filmmakers of The Workers Cup, a documentary which shines a light on the miserable working conditions of migrant workers in Qatar who are building the infrastructure for the 2022 World Cup.

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EPLpod: Congrats Huddersfield, you're swimming with sharks now! Jun 01, 2017

Huddersfield win promotion by edging out Reading in a £170 million shoot-out; Wenger somehow gets a contract extension; A Bale-less Madrid get set to take on Juventus.

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EPLpod: Arsenal beat Chelsea in FA Cup May 27, 2017

Arsenal end the season, and possibly Wenger's career, on a high; Man City are quick out of the gate as they splash around the cash on Bernardo Silva; Paul buys a sickly looking donkey.

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EPLpod: Manchester United win Europa League May 24, 2017

Manchester United are back in the Champions League! Woot, woot! Real Madrid pay a bonkers amount of money for some 16 year old; Is Allardyce heading back to Sunderland?

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EPLpod: Arsenal banished to Europa May 21, 2017

Liverpool find their way back into the Champions League; Arsenal miss the top four for the first time in ages; the world stops for a brief moment to celebrate the life and footballing times of John Terry.

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EPLpod: Is Paul Pogba really better than Kevin De Bruyne? May 18, 2017

Is Paul Pogba really better than Kevin De Bruyne? According to the stats, he is! Manchester United draw yet another game; Chelsea win again; Arsenal's top four hopes are still in tact ("it's the hopes that kills you).

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EPLpod: Chelsea will only get stronger next season May 14, 2017

Congrats to Chelsea who finally the league; Arsenal's top four hopes are all but dashed; United lose to Spurs, but who cares seeing as though they're going to the Pride Cup final in Sweden.

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EPLpod: Real Madrid set to take on Juventus in Cardiff May 11, 2017

The last European fixture at the Vicente Calderon ends in agony for Atletico Madrid; Arsenal keep their top four hopes alive; Paul continues to plan for his gymnastic camp.

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EPLpod: Wenger finally trumps Mourinho May 07, 2017

A b-side Manchester United finally lose to Arsenal after going 25 games unbeaten; Chelsea basically win the league with Tottenham's screw up against West Ham; Mike returns to take back his hosting duties after being kidnapped by Juan Pablo.

EPLpod: Fare thee well St. Totteringham's Day May 01, 2017

Chelsea all but secure the title with a resilient win over Everton while inactive Liverpool are arguably the big winners of the weekend with United and City scraping together a measly two points between them, and Arsenal probing new lows in their predictable capitulation at White Hart Lane (It's at least as bad as Bayern Munich, right?). At least I don't have this horrendous tattoo

EPLpod: Spurs' Eriksen keeps Chelsea in sight Apr 27, 2017

Christian Eriksen mega-strike sinks stubborn Eagles to keep pace with Chelsea who have a jolly good time at Stamford Bridge: John Terry logs minutes to a standing ovation, Fabregas moves past Lampard into 2nd for Premier League assists, and Costa breaks 5-game goal scoring drought. Meanwhile, Sanchez does his best Rivaldo impression following Fuchs' late throw-in, Joey Barton faces an 18-month suspension for sports betting, and Mike is subjected to torture.

EPLpod: Arsenal ride their luck to another FA Cup final Apr 24, 2017

Sir Ben and Paul talk FA Cup results, Liverpool's capitulation to Big Sam's Crystal Palace, Jagielka's noggin getting rocked, and Adam Johnson's prison shenanigans. Meanwhile, Mike is MIA in Mexico City, possibly deceased or worse.

EPLpod: Barcelona's Neymar cries his way out of Champions League Apr 20, 2017

John Terry calls it a day at Chelsea (we've got a super cool tune for this part of the show); Barca leaves the Champions League with a whimper; the dream is over for Leicester City, so where do they go from here?

EPLpod: Chelsea bottle it against United Apr 17, 2017

Chelsea fail to get a single shot on net against a dominant Manchester United; Liverpool pull off a big 1-0 against West Brom; Paul still thinks Arsenal can make the top four.

EPLpod: BvB and Barkley on receiving end of bombs Apr 13, 2017

Arsenal lose away at Crystal Palace; BvB gets bombed while on a bus; Everton's Barkley gets punched in the face on a night out.

EPLpod: Spurs, City, Chelsea, United all win Apr 10, 2017

United beat Sunderland in a very boring, listless affair; City beat up on an uninspired Hull; Chelsea put down Bournemouth. Mike and Paul take calls from random listeners.

EPLpod: Hazard leads Chelsea past City Apr 06, 2017

Chelsea hand Pep and Manchester City their sixth loss of the season; United predictably draw against Everton; Arsenal finally win a game; Rick-Steve sings an original tune.

EPLpod: Spurs tighten gap on Chelsea Apr 02, 2017

Manchester City and Arsenal are both left wanting after a 2-2 draw; Chelsea drop points against Crystal Palace as Spurs earn a big three points to move a shade closer to the top of the table; Mike and Paul do a rap battle.

EPLpod: Ronaldo bust a bust Mar 30, 2017

Ronald gets honoured with possibly the ugliest, most unflattering statue ever; Liverpool get set to take on Everton; as it turns out, Sanchez makes less than half og what Wayne Rooney pulls in and that's basically untenable, right?

EPLpod: Mike and Paul are stuck inside a dead cow Mar 27, 2017

The Premier League gets put on hold as a bunch of shitty international teams battle it out in World Cup qualifiers. Also, Paul accidentally ventures into the land outside of the top four; it's a hellish sight to behold.

EPLpod: Arsene Wenger confirms Arsenal future? Mar 20, 2017

City draw Liverpool at home, much to the delight of Pep; United keep up with their winning ways with a victory over Boro; Mike, Paul, and Ben take listener calls.

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EPLpod: Monaco send City packing in Champions League Mar 16, 2017

Man City get pushed out of the Champions League by plucky, little Monaco; Michael Oliver ruins the FA Cup clash between United and Chelsea; Paul shows up an hour late, yet again.

EPLpod: Millwall fans disgrace themselves Mar 13, 2017

United draw Rostov on an uneven, frozen pitch in the first leg of a Europa round of 16 match; Arsenal finally win a game of football; Son gets racially abused as Spurs destroy Millwall.

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EPLpod: PSG embarrassment takes heat off Arsenal Mar 09, 2017

Barcelona pull themselves out from the jaws of defeat, unlike woeful Arsenal. United have to play on a crummy pitch in Russia.

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EPLpod: Sanchez unhappiness mirrors Arsenal fanbase Mar 06, 2017

Sanchez is fed up at losing Arsenal, Ibra will likely miss out on the next three matches due to his high-flying, elbow-y ways, and Kane keeps scoring goals.

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EPLpod: Paul Pogba smashed in head with plate Mar 01, 2017

Liverpool loses to Leicester; the EPLpod boys get stripped of all but one of their poddys; Pogba wears stupidly expensive shoes.

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EPLpod: Ibrahimovic is so fucking money Feb 27, 2017

Manchester United are back to their winning ways as they leave Wembley with silverware; Harry Kane nets a hatrick; the EPLpod boys clean up at the Canadian podcast awards.

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EPLpod: Leicester City sack Claudio Ranieri Feb 23, 2017

Leicester City sack their manager, Claudio Ranieri; Paul wants to see if you want to join our FIFA tournament (paulmetcalfe416@gmail.com); the gents talk about that stupid thing called pie gate.

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EPLpod: EPLpod boyz chat with Arseblog's Andrew Mangan Feb 21, 2017

In a rare bonus pod, Mike and Paul talk to Arseblog's Andrew Mangan about Arsenal, online media, and Marc Maron.

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EPLpod: Chelsea United FA Cup showdown confirmed Feb 20, 2017

Gary Neville rips apart Arsenal Fan TV, Manchester United take down Blackburn in the FA Cup, and some club called Lincoln City beats Burnley.

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EPLpod: Bayern Munich murder Arsenal Feb 16, 2017

Arsenal effectively gets knocked out of the Champions League, Barcelona get ripped apart by PSG, and Jesus is unlikely to rise from the injured.

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EPLpod: Hull gets the old handball shaft Feb 13, 2017

United extend their unbeaten streak in the premier league to 16 games, Spurs don't bother to show up against Liverpool, and Chelsea are held at Burnley.

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EPLpod: Leicester, Lallana llamas, and Lampard Feb 09, 2017

Mike, Paul, and Ben chat transfers, managerial woes (in the case of Ranieri and Wenger), tattoos, and the retirement of Chelsea legend Frank Lampard.

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EPLpod: Beware of Hazard Feb 06, 2017

Arsenal are collectively jealous of Bellerin's concussion-induced amnesia; Liverpool lose to Hull (That's right, fucking Hull). And Paul's fat fingers get in the way of Mike's pledge drive.

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EPLpod: Klopp's Liverpool can't seem to stop losing Jan 30, 2017

Liverpool lose for the third time in as many matches; United and Arsenal dish out ruthless beatings respectively in the FA Cup; the gents talk about the shambles that is West Ham United.

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EPLpod: Arsenal are the new bad-boys of the Premier League Jan 26, 2017

Granit Xhaka acts like a total prick at the airport, Southampton sends Liverpool packing in the EFL Cup, and Mike dies.

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EPLpod: Can Jesus really save Manchester City? Jan 23, 2017

Can Jesus save Manchester City? Arsenal manage to get a late winner against Joey Barton's Burnley, United draw against Stoke, and Liverpool lose to Swansea... at home... LOL! 1. A Sappy Love Film 2. Support EPLpod 3. EatMyGoal

EPLpod: Manchester City may be dopes, but are they doping? Jan 19, 2017

Manchester City might very well get throttled against Spurs this weekend, but are they also covering up a massive doping scandal? Mike and Paul weigh in with their thoughts. In other news, Manchester United top the rich list while only five years ago Kelechi Iheanacho had to save up 18 cents in order to watch his teammates win the league by beating QPR.

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Kane bags hat-trick on new baby bounce Jan 16, 2017

Who's the bigger asshole? Costa or Payet? The guys debate the question. In other news, Kane scores three times as Spurs down West Brom and Liverpool and United get locked in a stalemate.

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EPLpod: Great, now the World Cup is ruined Jan 12, 2017

Mike makes a charcuterie-themed return as United down Hull while Southampton take down Liverpool in the first leg of the EFL Cup. Meanwhile, Paul talks about goal line technology and a possible FIFA 17 tournament that is not to be missed out on. All of that and more!

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EPLpod: FA Cup magic or mundanity? Jan 09, 2017

Paul and Sir Ben discuss Liverpool's condemnation to an FA Cup replay, blanking against 4th-division Preston North End. Arsenal progress, albeit undeservedly, via more late Giroud heroics. Bournemouth and West Brom losses mark the only real upsets, with City trouncing West Ham at the cursed Olympic Stadium. Also, Mike's health deteriorates. Email paulmetcalfe416@gmail.com w/ subject 'FIFA tournament' if potentially interested in doing an online elimination bracket for some skrilla (please indicate console). Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Christmas Misery!

EPLpod: Alli brace ends Chelsea run Jan 05, 2017

Spurs do their bit to keep the title race honest by beating Chelsea, although pretenders Arsenal and Liverpool drop points. Ever wondered what a hotspur is (hint: it involves animal cruelty)? The pod then really takes a turn as Paul reveals a proclivity for big wet bottoms in empathizing with Samir Nasri of all people. Support EPLpod 3. EatMyGoal 4. Christmas Misery!

EPLpod: The January Transfer Window Episode Dec 30, 2016

Which player will your club sign in the transfer window? Mike and Paul weigh in with an exhaustive list of possible transfer targets. The gents also talk about the absolutely minted Carlos Tevez as well as poor old Bob Bradley. This episode of EPLpod is brought to you by Red Carpet Cigarettes. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Christmas Misery

EPLpod: Will Chelsea ever lose again? Dec 26, 2016

Chelsea pick up their 12th straight win against Bournemouth ; Arsenal, City, and United also pick up a valuable three points; stupid Roberto Firmino gets charged for driving drunk. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Christmas Misery

EPLpod: Will José Mourinho be the next Alex Ferguson? Dec 22, 2016

Looking for a musical comedy footballing podcast? Look no further! The EPLpod deliver the goods on that front. We also talk about Monday's fixture which saw Liverpool down Everton. We also speculate as to whether or not United needs another centre back and if José Mourinho will be at United for the long haul. Holiday Misery 2. Support EPLpod 3. EatMyGoal

EPLpod: Manchester City make Arsenal look foolish Dec 19, 2016

Arsenal fall apart like a cheap suit against Manchester City, Manchester United pick up another critical three points, and Chelsea win their 11th in a row. Woof! Support EPLpod 2. Come out to Pete's Candy Store and hang out with Mike 3. EatMyGoal

EPLpod: Yaya Toure is a reckless hypocrite Dec 15, 2016

Yaya Toure refuses to admit that he drinks alcohol, Arsenal drop points against Everton, and Manchester United win it late at Selhurst Park. Meet Mike at Pete's Candy Store in Brooklyn 2. Support EPLpod 3. EatMyGoal 4. Pissing on a United shirt

EPLpod: Pep Guardiola? More like Pep FRAUD-iola Dec 12, 2016

Manchester City get trashed by English champions Leicester City, Memphis Depay and Daniel Sturridge dress like an absolute twats, and Hackerton_9000 releases the leaked photos of Mike. Leaked photos 2. Support EPLpod 3. Pete's Candy Store

Arsenal finally win a group, but it probably doesn’t matter Dec 09, 2016

The EPLpod boys take in this weeks Champions League action as Lucas Perez bags himself a hat-trick firing Arsenal to the top of their group, Leicester suffer the worst defeat by an English team in the Champions League after a 5-0 humbling in Portugal, Patrick Roberts learns to split his allegiances and the city of Toronto forces Paul to clean up his act. 1. Christmas Misery! 2. Support EPLpod.

EPLpod: Marouane Fellaini is a goat Dec 04, 2016

Marouane Fellaini gives away a late penalty as Everton equalize against Manchester United, Sergio Agüero goes coco bananas as he lunges at David Luiz and sees red, and Paul regrettably pours a full beer on a girl. Support EPpod 2. Christmas Misery! 3. EatMyGoal.tv

EPLpod: This Mkhitaryan guy is pretty good. Who’d a thunk? Dec 01, 2016

Paul & Ben talk MLS and EFL. Meanwhile, Mike is distracted by another hare-brained money-making scheme, this time chili-related. Will Manchester United become more clinical in front of goal following their EFL Cup triumph? Will Hackertron 9000 successfully extort $10,000 from the EPLpod boyz? Tune in this Sunday to find out. #forcechape Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Christmas Misery

EPLpod: Liverpool’s title dreams ruptured along with Coutinho’s ankle ligaments Nov 28, 2016

Mike and Paul are threatened by a Russian hacker, Liverpool take down Sunderland, and United draw against lowly, old West Ham. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Christmas Misery

EPLpod: Arsenal, Manchester and Leicester City proceed to knockout phase, Spurs bow out Nov 24, 2016

Paul blackmails his way back onto the show as he returns to the EPLpod studios armed with some pretty damning photos of Mike; Arsenal draws PSG; Leicester City finish top of their group in the Champions League. NPR coverage of Choose Your Own Misery 2. Support EPLpod 3. EatMyGoal

EPLpod: Diego Costa fires Chelsea to the top of the table Nov 21, 2016

With Paul packing his bags up for Egypt, Mike and Ben talk about Chelsea's sixth successive clean sheet against Boro, Arsenal's sucker punch at Old Trafford against God's team, Manchester United, and the return of Yaya Toure to Manchester City. Support EPLpod 2. Christmas Misery! 3. EatMyGoal

EPLpod: Wayne Rooney Crashes A Wedding Whilst Wasted Nov 17, 2016

Wayne Rooney grabs all of the headlines as he crashes a wedding wasted, England draw Spain, and Manchester United get set to take on Arsenal. Christmas Misery 2. Support EPLpod 3. EatMyGoal

EPLpod: Mourinho’s United are the best paid team in world football Nov 13, 2016

Paul highjacks the podcast to promote his new (and undoubtedly horrid) Arsenal-based podcast while Sir Bean Teague and Mike talk about England vs. Spain as well as all of the other international fixtures. Paul's new twitter handle 2. Choose Your Own Misery 3. EatMyGoal 4. Support EPLpod

EPLpod: Mega wealthy Gareth Bale still ‘one of the boys’ Nov 10, 2016

Despite being one of the best paid athletes ever, apparently Gareth Bale is still 'just one of the boys.' Who knew? In Paul's penultimate episode, the gents talk about the Sanchez injury, the poppy police, as well as give some tips to Americans wanting to move up to Canada. Choose Your Own Misery 2. Support EPLpod 3. EatMyGoal 4. Not Crying by Flight of the Conchords

EPLpod: Arsenal just got KANED! Nov 07, 2016

A lacklustre Arsenal get KANED by Tottenham's Harry Kane in a lifeless 1-1 draw; Liverpool, Chelsea, and to a lesser extent, Manchester United, crush their respective opponents, but yet another fucking international break threatens to bore everyone to death. Choose Your Own Misery 2. Support EPLpod 3. EatMyGoal 4. That massive 10/10 elbow

EPLpod: Barcelona taken apart by their former puppet master, Pep Guardiola Nov 03, 2016

Mike and Paul arrive back in Canada, but not necessarily in one piece. The gents talk about Barcelona losing to Manchester City in the Champions League, Jose Mourinho's one-match ban, and bogans. Support EPLpod 2. Choose Your Own Misery 3. EatMyGoal Bogan: a derogatory Australian slang word used to describe a person whose speech, clothing, attitude and behaviour exemplify values and behaviour considered unrefined or unsophisticated, similar to the British term chav.

EPLpod: Eden Hazard inspires Chelsea to victory, Jose Mourinho is a tool Oct 30, 2016

Live from The Adelaide Airport in sunny old Australia, Mike and Paul talk about the indestructible wall that is Tom Heaton, Chelsea's renaissance, and the ever brilliant, Sergio Agüero. Support EPLpod 2. Choose Your Own Misery 3. EatMyGoal

EPLpod: Pep Guardiola finds himself in a dark pit of despair Oct 27, 2016

Jose Mourinho gets one over his nemesis, Pep Guardiola; Chelsea vs West Ham ends in fisticuffs; Mike and Paul prepare for Adelaide, Australia. Choose Your Own Misery 2. Support EPLpod 3. EatMyGoal

EPLpod: Chelsea unmercifully dismantle Manchester United Oct 24, 2016

Chelsea rip apart Manchester United, handing them their worst away defeat in 17 years; Arsenal drop points against Middlesbrough; West Ham get a late winner against poor, old David Moyes and Sunderland. Choose Your Own Misery 2. EatMyGoal 3. Support EPLpod

EPLpod: Claudio Bravo is a poor man’s Joe Hart Oct 20, 2016

Claudio Bravo sees red as Manchester City get ripped apart by Messi and his Barcelona teammates; Arsenal get six goals against some Bulgarian team that nobody really knows about; Sir Ben talks about his hatred of Fantasy Football. Choose Your Own Misery: The Holidays 2. Support EPLpod 3. EatMyGoal

EPLpod: Manchester United set to take on Liverpool, Nacer Chadli is a twat Oct 17, 2016

Nacer Chadli scores, but refuses to celebrate against his former club, Spurs, in a 1-1 draw, Arsenal see off Swansea, and Sergio Agüero misses yet another penalty. Support EPLpod 2. Mike's Book 3. EatMyGoal

EPLpod: Will Liverpool duff up Manchester United? Oct 13, 2016

High-flying Liverpool gets set to duke it out against God's team, Manchester United; Coleen Rooney stands up for her main squeeze on Twitter; and Paul digs a shallow grave in the remote woods of Canada for his late cousin, Joffrey. Choose Your Own Misery 2. Support EPLpod 3. EatMyGoal

EPLpod: Pep Guardiola hates the internet! Oct 10, 2016

Mike and Paul discuss Pep's recent banning of WiFi at the Manchester City training ground, the gents gloss over the England result, and Mike plugs his book, Choose Your Own Misery: The Holidays! Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Tim Frost's photography

EPLpod: Héctor Bellerín would look great over at FC Barcelona! Oct 06, 2016

Mike and Paul discuss Bellerín's inevitable move back to Barcelona from Arsenal, the wildly stupid antics of Joey 'the betting man' Barton, as well as Swansea's snub of Ryan Giggs. All of that and so much more, only on Mike MacDonald's EPLpod! Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Holiday Misery!

EPLpod: Manchester City are in fact mere mortals Oct 02, 2016

Manchester City lose away to Spurs, Laurent Koscielny hands the ball into the net at the last minute as Arsenal win, and Manchester United somehow draw against stupid, old Stoke. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxfGNriabJE

EPLpod: Big Sam is a greedy fuckin’ cunt Sep 29, 2016

Big Sam gets turfed out after only 67 days in charge of England, City draw Celtic in the Champions League, and Mike meets with a few shady characters who will hep to line his coffers, but that's none of your goddamn business. Christmas Misery! 2. EatMyGoal 3. Support EPLpod

EPLpod: Awww, isn’t it cute how Wenger finally managed to beat Chelsea? Sep 26, 2016

Arsenal beat Chelsea for the first time in five years, Manchester United and Liverpool both put in dominant performances, and Paul is away on a romantic sojourn to wine country... with his first cousin. Choose Your Own Misery Giveaway 2. Support EPLpod 3. EatMyGoal

EPLpod: Yaya Touré is toast at City Sep 22, 2016

Yaya Touré is all but finished at Manchester City, or so Pep Guardiola would have us believe, Manchester United finally win... against some team called Northampton, and Granit Xhaka hits another long bomb. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal. 3. Holiday Misery!

EPLpod: Is KDB basically a ginger Messi? Sep 19, 2016

Manchester City keep the momentum rolling with a convincing win over Bournemouth, Arsenal claw back some respectability as they thrash Hull, and Manchester United lose for the third time in nine days. Support EPLpod 2. Christmas Misery! 3. EatMyGoal

EPLpod: Sergio Agüero absolutely destroys Borussia Mönchengladbach Sep 15, 2016

Sergio Agüero hits three as City down soggy, old Mönchengladbach (or however you spell that stupid team's name), Arsenal get a totally undeserved point against PSG, and Paul expresses his desire to physically fight Arsene Wenger, as decrypted and feeble as he may be. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal. 3. Holiday Misery

EPLpod: Claudio Bravo is a lunatic Sep 12, 2016

Manchester City edge Manchester United in the derby, Arsenal slip by Southampton, and Liverpool absolutely obliterate champions, Leicester City. Also, Paul talks about his really good day. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Christmas Misery!

EPLpod: Is Marcus Rashford really the future of Manchester United and England? Sep 08, 2016

Marcus Rashford scores three goals against Norway in the U21s, Paul Scholes slags off the Premier League, and Granit Xhaka gets sent off for the seventh time in two years, but acts as though nothing happens when he posts on Instrgram hours later with his girlfriend. Support EPLpod. 2. EatMyGoal 3. Christmas Misery

EPLpod: It’s almost the Manchester derby! Sep 05, 2016

Mike, Paul, & Ben talk about the upcoming Manchester derby as well as the England v Slovakia match. Due to a lack of footballing news, the gents also take some time to talk about season two of Netflix's Narcos. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Christmas Misery!

Return to sender: The joke that is David Luiz Sep 01, 2016

David Luiz goes back to Chelsea, Jack Wilshire heads down south to Bournemouth, and Joe Hart is all but forced out of the country; the EPLpod boyz discuss all (most) of the big transfers as well talk about football's baddies. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal. 3. Christmas Misery!

EPLpod: What the deuce was Sergio Aguero thinking? Aug 29, 2016

Sergio Aguero tosses a vicious elbow at poor, old Winston Reid just before the Manchester derby, Arsenal finally win a game AND make a few signings, and Liverpool draw against Spurs. Support EPLpod 2. Christmas Misery! 3. EatMyGoal

EPLpod: Andre Gray to be charged by FA, obviously Aug 25, 2016

The gents talks about the Andre Gray saga, the utter lack of ambition from David Moyes at Sunderland, and which clubs have done the best business in the transfer window so far. Support EPLpod 2. More Misery! 3. EatMyGoal

EPLpod: Ibrahimovic is a fucking stud Aug 21, 2016

Zlatan Ibrahimovic nets twice for United as they down Southampton at home, Arsenal draw Leicester City in a wholly uneventful match, and Mike & Paul electrocute their taints. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. The Holidays

EPLpod: Riyad Mahrez trolls Arsenal to get better contract at Leicester City Aug 17, 2016

Riyad Mahrez and Jamie Vardy both use Arsenal to better their contracts at Leicester City, West Ham is rocked by Ayew's injury, and Manchester City dismantle Steaua Bucharest, frighteningly so. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal

EPLpod: Liverpool embarrass Arsenal, United look mega strong Aug 15, 2016

Zlatan shows his class as United down Bournemouth, Leicester City eat shit against grimy-old Hull, and Liverpool rip apart injury-plagued Arsenal. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal

EPLpod: Stones + Sterling = Pogba #LOLZ Aug 10, 2016

Mike & Paul discuss the recent transfers of John Stones and Ashley Williams while putting themselves in awkward sexual situations. Oh, and the Wheel of Destiny makes a return... much to the peril of Paul's jugular. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Email4pool: paulmetcalfe416@gmail.com

EPLpod: Mourinho stakes claim to another Community Shield Aug 08, 2016

With less than a week remaining before the start to the season, Paul & Sir Ben talk Community Shield, Pogba, Liverpool's trouncing of Barcelona, as well other slightly-more-meaningful friendlies. Last call saloon for EPLpod'$ Alleged Cup. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Email4pool: paulmetcalfe416@gmail.com

EPLpod: City aren’t fucking around in this transfer window Aug 04, 2016

Manchester City sign Gabriel Jesus, a.k.a The Next Neymar, Everton do a little bit of transfer business, and Arsenal unequivocally state that they're not interested in Julian Draxler, or winning the league for that matter. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal

EPLpod: Arsene Wenger is a total pussy in the transfer market Aug 01, 2016

Arsene Wenger calls recent transfer deals "scary" and admits that he has to talk the higher ups at the club out of bringing in new players. Mike and Paul discuss travel plans to Adelaide as well as Manchester United's unparalleled squad depth. EatMyGoal 2. Support EPLpod 3. Christmas Misery!

EPLpod: Top 5 ugliest players in the English Premier League Jul 28, 2016

Back by popular demand, the EPLpod boyz run down the list of the ugliest players in the Premier League! You'll never guess who came in first this year... cough, cough, obviously still Rooney, cough, cough. The gents also talk about Mamadou Sakho's moronic interview with Klopp and the craziness that is the Higuain transfer. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Christmas Misery!

EPLpod: Mahrez to Arsenal? Jul 25, 2016

Mike & Paul use the Wheel the Destiny to help plan out their next live show. We retract our Pogba headline, talk about getting nutmegged, and say a thing or two about Middlesbrough. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Contact Paul: paulmetcalfe416@gmail.com

EPLpod: Fuck yes! Paul Pogba signs with Manchester United Jul 21, 2016

Paul Pogba signs with Manchester United after they shell out 110 million Euros, Sam Allardyce will become the next England manager, and Arsenal remain as spendthrift as ever. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Christmas misery! 4. Rogan on Ibuprofen 5. Daniel Agger 6. Start your fantasy team!

EPLpod: Chelsea’s Conte persuades Kante to leave champions Jul 18, 2016

Mike & Paul reflect back on a weekend filled more with debauchery than exciting or relevant football-related matters; Matt from Adelaide shares a shocking revelation regarding his allegiances; and Guns n' Roses still have chops. Also, join the 'Alleged 4 Money EPLpod Pool' by tweeting interest to @eplpod Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal

Who’s the father of Connie Sue’s love child? Jul 14, 2016

After months of protracted arguments, wild recriminations, and complicated legal talk, Who's The Father, Canada? has finally allowed Mike & Paul to use the audio from their television appearance wherein the father of Connie Sue's love child was revealed. Is it Mike? Or is it Paul? Which EPLpod pundit will be financially crippled for the next 18 years? Listen to find out. Support EPLpod

Euro 2016: Portugal win Euro 2016, just like we totally predicted Jul 11, 2016

In the last ever episode of Mike & Paul (And Sometimes Ben) Sniff Out That Hot Euro Action at Euro 2016, the gents discuss Ronaldo and the many tears he constantly sheds, some chap named Éder, and the disappointment that is the France national team. Support EPLpod please and thank you 2. Holiday Misery! 3. EatMyGoal

Euro 2016: Griez Lighting! France bosses Germany Jul 08, 2016

CR7 & Co. make it past Wales, Paul's man-crush, Antoine Griezmann scores twice to down the Germans, and Mike wants to sign for Manchester United... as an e-gamer. Give EPLpod all of your money 2. Holiday Misery! 3. EatMyGoal

Euro 2016: Who is the bigger hunk: Ronaldo or Bale? Jul 06, 2016

Mike, Paul, and sometimes Ben Teague, discuss who is the bigger hunk: Bale or Ronaldo. The gents also preview the Euro 2016 semi-finals as well as discuss Paul Pogba to Manchester United. Super important links: Support EPLpod 2. Holiday Misery! 3. EatMyGoal

Euro 2016: France shows everyone just how shit England is Jul 04, 2016

France blow past Iceland with the greatest of ease, Portugal somehow find themselves in the semi-finals, Wales surprisingly knocks off Belgium, and Germany somehow manage to get by Italy despite their piss poor penalty kicks. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal

Euro 2016: Shambolic England eat shit against Iceland Jun 29, 2016

The knife is twisted more than once in England supporter Sir Ben Teague in the painful post-mortem of England's woeful display. Meanwhile, Italy & Chiellini prove Spain's pathetic World Cup was no fluke, thus ending Mike's hot betting streak. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Holiday Misery!

Euro 2016: Eden Hazard is God Jun 27, 2016

Eden Hazard has the performance of the tournament as Belgium soar past Hungary, Saturday offered up some of the most boring matches in Euro history, and Paul waffles on about how much he loves Quebec. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal

Euro 2016: How will Brexit affect the English Premier League? Jun 25, 2016

MacDonald on MacDonald, as Mike is interview by Mike on the future of the English Premier League under Brexit. Support EPLpod. 2. Link to article referenced in the episode.

Euro 2016: England set to take on majestic Iceland Jun 23, 2016

England get set to battle it out against the smallest nation in the tournament, Iceland; Zlatan Ibrahimovic retires from international football; and David De Gea finally gets scored on. Twice. Support EPLpod 2. Christmas Misery! 3. EatMyGoal

Euro 2016: New format is an unmitigated disaster of boringness Jun 21, 2016

England draw Slovakia in an absolute snooze fest, France draw Switzerland in yet another snoozer, and Poland draw Germany in a snoozer rolled into a snooze fest, stuffed into a snooze-arama. Support EPLpod 2. Holiday Misery! 3. EatMyGoal

Euro 2016: France don’t look like champions Jun 16, 2016

France eek out a win against scrappy old Albania, Joachim Löw says sorry for itching his nuts, and regrettably, more violence ensues, this time in Lille. Support EPLpod. 2. EatMyGoal. 3. Christmas misery

Euro 2016: Hooligans disgrace the beautiful game Jun 14, 2016

Hooliganism has marred the opening of Euro 2016 with various bouts of violence happening throughout France, England can't close out Russia on the pitch, Belgium eat shit against Italy, and Gareth Bale is a one-man wrecking machine. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal. 3. Christmas misery!

Euro 2016: Will soggy old France be ready to host the tournament? Jun 09, 2016

Mike, Paul, & Ben predict which team will win Euro 2016. The chaps also discuss rising security concerns in France as well Eric Bailly's move to Manchester United. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Holiday misery!

Euro 2016: Zlatan > Bale ? Jun 06, 2016

Zlatan runs riot over Wales in a game that meant absolutely nothing, Jamie Vardy wants to leave title winners Leceister City for perennial 4th place finishers, Arsenal, and Paul cheats at a charity run. Support EPLpod 2. Christmas Misery! 3. EatMyGoal

Euro 2016: Will the Jamie Vardy lookalike ruin England? Jun 02, 2016

Was the inclusion of Marcus Rashford into the England squad a wise move? Will France be there own worst enemy? And will the Jamie Vardy lookalike bring down the entire England squad at Euro 2016? Mike, Paul, and Sir Ben discuss. Support EPLpod 2. EatmyGoal 3.Christmas Misery

EPLpod: “Pepe is an enormous dick!” May 30, 2016

Real Madrid win the Champions League for the 11th time in their club's history, Hull City get promoted, and Mike & Paul unveil the title to their Euro 2016 podcast. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Christmas misery!

EPLpod: Zlatan would be a terrible fit at United May 26, 2016

Zlatan is too slow and old for the Premier League, or so says Mike, Jose Mourinho gets set to take over at Old Trafford, and Paul reflects upon EPLpod surpassing 100,000 downloads. Support EPLpod 2. Christmas Misery! 3. EatMyGoal

EPLpod: José Mourinho will take over from LvG May 22, 2016

José Mourinho will be taking over the reigns at United from FA Cup-winning manager, LvG, Brendan Rodgers comes off the dole to manage Celtic, and Arsenal sign a new player (maybe)! Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Christmas Misery

EPLpod: Liverpool’s European dreams shattered into a million tiny pieces May 19, 2016

Liverpool end the season on a crushing note with a Europa Final loss to Sevilla, Manchester United beat Bournemouth in a game nobody bothered to watch, and Mike's investigative journalism leads him to the shocking question: Is Ben Teague part of the British Monarchy? Support EPLpod. 2. Choose Your Own Misery (the new book). 3. EatMyGoal

EPLpod: Manchester City all but clinch a Champions League birth May 16, 2016

A fake bomb planted by a security company prolongs Manchester United's miserable season, Arsenal jumps over Tottenham into second place, and Harry Kane wins the Golden Boot, much to Sergio Aguero's chagrin. Support EPLpod 2.EatMyGoal

EPLpod: John Terry set to stay at Chelsea? May 14, 2016

Manchester United look to limp into the Champions League, John Terry is offered a new 12-month contract from Chelsea, and Paul and Mike sing a few tunes by Pearl Jam. Support EPLpod 2. France Squad

EPLpod: Bye-bye Newcastle and Norwich! Don’t forget to write May 12, 2016

Sunderland smash Everton to send both Newcastle and Norwich down into the Championship, Liverpool draw against Chelsea, and Mike belts out the West Ham song after losing a bet which involved Manchester United losing at Upton Park against West Ham. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Christmas Misery!

EPLpod: Arsenal save Manchester United’s bacon, Welbeck gone May 09, 2016

Arsenal draw against a hapless Manchester City but lose Danny Welbeck in the process, Manchester United bore Norwich into a 1-0 victory, and Liverpool continue their winning ways against Watford. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Mike's book

EPLpod: Liverpool cruise to Shame Cup final May 06, 2016

Liverpool push past 10-man Villarreal and into the Shame Cup final, Aston Villa are the most inept team in England according to cold, hard statistics, and Mike talks about his love life. Support EPLpod 2. Christmas misery! 3. Inept teams in England

EPLpod: Manchester City limp out of Champions League May 05, 2016

An uninspired Manchester City gets bounced out of the Champions League by Real Madrid, Diego Costa gets poked in the eye, and Paul talks about his one true love, science fiction. Support EPLpod

EPLpod: Louis van Gaal talks about rough sex May 01, 2016

Leicester City will have to wait at least another day to hoist the league cup, Manchester City slip on the banana peel that is Southampton, and Mike and Paul gear up to cover Euro 2016. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal.tv

EPLpod: Villarreal sucker-punches Liverpool Apr 29, 2016

Liverpool get edged by Villarreal in the first leg of the Shame Cup semi-final, everyone seems to love Claudio Ranieri, and Paul reveals that he's the frontman for a Rod Stewart cover band called 'Boy's Choice.' Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal.tv Note: TheClaudio Ranieri video we played in the show was made by TRT World.

EPLpod: Real Madrid draws Manchester City in dull, boring first leg Apr 27, 2016

Real Madrid draw Manchester City in a boring first leg of the Champions League semi-finals, Dele Alli punches Yacob in the gut, Manchester United look to sign an unknown kid apparently worth £46 million, and Paul nerds out on Game of Thrones. Note: The ex-Baltimore cop referenced at the end is Michael A. Wood, Jr (Rogan podcast #670). Support EPLpod 2. Misery madness! 3. EatMyGoal.tv

EPLpod: Mahrez wins PFA Player of the Year as Leicester City party without Vardy Apr 25, 2016

Leicester City’s Riyad Mahrez wins the PFA Player of the Year award, Liverpool draw against Newcastle, and Manchester [BLEEP] basically win the FA Cup. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal.tv

EPLpod: Is Arsène Wenger holding back Arsenal? Apr 23, 2016

Why on earth is AC Milan doing the haka? Should Arsène Wenger leave after this season? And did Mike ever end up peeing? All of these questions will be answered on today's pod... and much more! Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal

EPLpod: Roberto Martinez has to go Apr 21, 2016

Roberto Martinez leads Everton into slaughter at the hands of Liverpool, Manchester United bores Crystal Palace into submission, and Newcastle stuns Manchester City. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. The Office Adventure

EPLpod: Vardy cheats as Leicester draws Apr 17, 2016

Jamie Vardy is sent off for diving against West Ham, Manchester United bore everyone inside Old Trafford with a 1-0 win over now-relegated Aston Villa, and Sergio Aguero ruins Fantasy Football for Mike. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal.tv

EPLpod: Liverpool edge Dortmund in absolute barnburner Apr 15, 2016

Jürgen Klopp eliminates his former club, Borussia Dortmund, from the #ShameCup, Manchester United sends West Ham packing in the FA Cup, and Barcelona gets dumped out of the Champions League by Atletico. Oh yeah, and Everton continues to suck. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal.tv

EPLpod: Will Liverpool grab the golden ticket? Apr 12, 2016

Jürgen Klopp's Liverpool side look to down Dortmund in Europa, PSG ready themselves to battle with Manchester City in the Champions League, and West Ham get set to go another round with United in the FA Cup. Ben Teague from EatMyGoal.TV joins Mike and Paul inside the EPLpod studio/Paul's bedroom. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. GeekHard Interview

EPLpod: Spurs keep pace with Leicester by throttling dismal United Apr 11, 2016

Jamie Vardy scores twice as Leicester City beat Sunderland, Spurs strike three times in quick succession to further embarass Manchester United, and Paul tells everyone about his rugby days. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. GeekHard Interview

EPLpod: It’s all Joe Hart’s fault! Apr 08, 2016

Joe Hart gifts Zlatan Ibrahimovic and his PSG teammates a goal, Klopp draws his former side, Borussia Dortmund, Paul is implicated in #ThePanamaPapers, and Mike is about to keel over and die. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. GeekHard

EPLpod: Luis Suárez is a talented asshole Apr 06, 2016

Luis Suárez should have been sent off twice; instead, he scored twice as Barcelona downed Atlético Madrid 2-1 in the first leg of the UEFA Champions League quarter-final. Paul and Mike try to discuss the inner workings of the #PanamaPapers, but opt for Fantasy League banter instead. Corrupt Conte? 2. Support EPLpod 3. EPLpod Twitter

EPLpod: Leicester City have (basically) won the league Apr 04, 2016

Paul hasn't left his house in two weeks and is slowly starting to go stir crazy, Mike is drunk, and Leicester City (basically) wrap up the league with yet another a 1-0. Support EPLpod 2. EPLpod Twitter 3. Choose Your Own Misery

EPLpod: Someone get a taxi for Gary Neville! Mar 31, 2016

Paul flies off the handle when Mike suggests gifting a few pens, Gary Neville gets the sack from Valencia, and Romelu Lukaku acts like a cry baby. Support EPLpod EatMyGoal EPLpod on Twitter

EPLpod: Old Rooney OUT, Slightly-Less-Old Vardy IN Mar 30, 2016

More [yawn] international friendlies... Holland beats England, [yawn] France topple Russia, and Germany gives [yawn] Italy a firm spanking. Paul & Mike go back to the Rooney-vs-Vardy well in the hopes of making the show somewhat interesting. Support EPLpod 2. EPLpod Twitter 3. Choose Your Own Misery 4. Big Train

EPLpod: No WAGs allowed at Euro 2016? Mar 28, 2016

Martin O'Neill says that the wives and girlfriends of Ireland's senior squad won't be permitted at Euro 2016, unless they're "really, really hot." Mike & Paul discuss sex before a match, England vs. Germany, and The Larry Sanders Show. EatMyGoal 2. Support EPLpod

EPLpod: Good riddance Adam Johnson, fare thee well Johan Cruyff Mar 24, 2016

Adam Johnson of Sunderland has been jailed for six years for grooming and sexual activity with a girl aged 15. Mike & Paul discuss the issue. Also, Johan Cruyff sadly passes away at 68. Cruyff highlight package 2. More information on Adam Johnson 3. Support EPLpod 4. Jared Fogel shit

EPLpod: Should Euro 2016 be played behind closed doors? Mar 24, 2016

In the wake of the terrorist attacks in France and Belgium, Uefa aren't ruling out the possibility of holding Euro 2016 behind closed doors. Mike & Paul talk discuss the issue. Support EPLpod 2. ComicBooked Interview. 3. EPLpod twitter

EPLpod: Marcus Rashford you fucking beauty! Mar 21, 2016

Marcus Rashford scored in his first ever Manchester derby, giving United a 1-0 win, Liverpool slip up against Southhampton, Leicester City keep eeking out wins. Support EPLpod 2. ComicBooked Interview 3. EatMyGoal.tv

EPLpod: Liverpool knock Manchester United out of Europa Mar 17, 2016

Manchester United hit a new low by being ousted from Europa by their arch-rivals Liverpool, Spurs are eliminated by Borussia Dortmund. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. EPLpod twitter

EPLpod: Messi, Suarez, Neymar demolish Arsenal Mar 17, 2016

Arsenal get knocked out of the UEFA Champions League yet again in the round of 16, City become England's last chance for European glory, and PSV fans absolutely disgrace themselves and their club. 1. Support via Patreon 2. Rediscover the 80s 3. PSV fans disgracing themselves 4. EPLpod twitter

EPLpod: Rafa Benitez gets Leicester’d Mar 15, 2016

Leicester's improbable dream takes another step towards reality, as Arsenal and Manchester City continue to blow it. Paul suffers from extreme blood loss due to glass-induced neck lacerations. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal

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EPLpod: Christian Benteke is a cheater! Mar 07, 2016

Christian Benteke is a horrible cheater (although not in the way the photo suggests). Elsewhere, Juan Mata fucks over Manchester United; Arsenal and Spurs can't decide who wants to win the title. Kobo article 2. EPLpod Twitter 3. Eat My Goal

EPLpod: Arsenal, Spurs, and City all choke Mar 03, 2016

There's trouble at the top of the table as Arsenal, Spurs, and City all lose, Leicester draw against lowly West Brom, and Louis van Gaal flies high after picking up his fourth straight win over Watford. Kobo article 2. EPLpod Twitter 3. Eat My Goal

EPLpod: Horny Louis van Gaal sees off Arsenal Feb 29, 2016

A seriously depleted Manchester United toss a monkey wrench in Arsenal's plans of winning the league, Manchester City beat Liverpool to win the Capital One Cup, and Leicester City manage to keep their distance at the top. Newsweek article 2. EPLpod twitter 3. Eat My Goal

EPLpod: Lionel Messi shows Arsenal what a world-class striker looks like Feb 25, 2016

Lionel Messi hits twice as Barcelona downs Arsenal at The Emirates in the UEFA Champions League, Liverpool get set to battle Manchester City in the Capital One Cup, and Manchester United get another kick at the can when the face Midtjylland in the Shame Cup. Link to twitter 2. Link to Nerdist article 3. Link to Eat My Goal

EPLpod: Just how badly are Barcelona gonna fuck up Arsenal? Feb 22, 2016

Lionel Messi, Luis Suárez and Neymar travel to North London to take on Arsenal in the UEFA Champions League, Manchester United try to save face when they take on lowly Shrewsbury in the FA CUp, and West Brom's Chris Brunt takes a coin to the eye after losing away to Reading. Link to Eat My Goal 2. Link to Twitter 3. Link to Mike's Google Talk

EPLpod: Manchester United face Midtjylland, PSG edge Chelsea Feb 18, 2016

A Rooney-less Manchester United travel to Denmark to take on Midtjylland in the Europa League, Edinson Cavani nutmegs Thibaut Courtois for a PSG win in the Champions League over Chelsea, and Mike & Paul nerd out over Fantasy Premier League. Link to Fantasy Tips discussed in part three 2. Link to Mike's book 3. Link to Eat My Goal

EPLpod: Arsenal dispose of Leicester City, Manchester United lose to an Adam Johnson-less Sunderland Feb 14, 2016

A 10-man Leicester City couldn't hold off Arsenal, both Manchester teams eat shit, and Chelsea return to their old form. Depay looking like a twat 2. EPLpod twitter account 3. Mike's book 4. A Terrible Valentine's Day Song

EPLpod: Should the English Premier League fear China? Feb 10, 2016

Chinese football has bought up players like Ramires and Liverpool target Alex Teixeira. This begs the question -- should the English Premier League be worried? Link to Mike's talk at Google 2. Link to EPL twitter handle 3. Link to EatMyGoal

EPLpod: Leicester City give Manchester City a good old-fashioned rogering Feb 07, 2016

Plucky Leicester City down Manchester City's group of heartless mercenaries to distance themselves at the top, Manchester United bottle it against Chelsea, while Liverpool fans express their frustration over tickets prices by walking out in the 77th minute.

EPLpod: Mike & Paul final showdown Feb 06, 2016

Football takes a backseat as Mike & Paul have it out over Consuela, aka Connie-Sue, aka The Suez Canal.

EPLpod: Top 6 Premier League teams win except Arsenal who slip to 4th Feb 05, 2016

As per the title, Arsenal are blunted by Fraser Forster's hot hands while Vardy, Aguero, Kane, Antonio, and Rooney all find the net to ensure their sides keep pace. Lingard is dabbin' while Ayew is elbow stabbin', (and I'm sure somewhere out there Sam Allardyce is crabbin'). FYI: Bonus pod out Friday for the Mike & Paul showdown. Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book 3. Link to Mike’s book tour 4. Link to EatMyGoal.tv

EPLpod: FA Cup void of upsets sees hat-tricks from Iheanacho and Oscar Feb 01, 2016

Move over United, Real Madrid have the big shirt contract now (with Adidas likely losing its shirt in the process). Congrats Chelsea, you advanced in the FA Cup. Your reward: Manchester City. Nemanja Vidic retires and John Terry is denied a new contract. Meanwhile, Paul tries to hold down the fort in Mike's absence (the latter is a bit testy when dialled). Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book 3. Link to Mike’s book tour 4. Link to EatMyGoal.tv

EPLpod: Kevin De Bruyne came, he conquered, then he collapsed Jan 28, 2016

The intense English schedule saw Liverpool prevail over Stoke on penalties to progress to the Capital One Cup final. Manchester City did likewise courtesy of KDB's short but sweet cameo (just don't ask Martinez about Sterling's cross). FYI, Paul #2 deputizes in Mike's place, though the latter is reached for a Consuela bombshell. Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book 3. Link to Mike’s book tour 4. Link to EatMyGoal.tv

EPLpod: Costa cut down like bean stalk by Big Friendly Giant, I mean German Jan 25, 2016

A cunning Costa orchestrates an Arsenal slide to 3rd in the tables despite Manchester City drawing late on against plucky West Ham. A third straight shutout for Fraser Forster and his Southampton give Mike and 'single-shot-on-goal' Manchester United palpitations. Meanwhile, Liverpool send Klopp to the optometrist in search of new glasses following Lallana's heroic, last-gasp winner over Norwich.

EPLpod: Manchester United to top Deloitte rich list Jan 21, 2016

Financial experts at Deloitte are predicting that Manchester United will become the biggest footballing financial power on earth next year. In FA Cup news news, Liverpool brushed aside Exeter City, Aston villa downed Wycombe, and Tottenham beat Leicester City. Laugh track trouble precursor to rise of the machines? Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book 3. Link to Mike’s book tour 4. Link to EatMyGoal.tv

EPLpod: Chelsea’s John Terry mystifyingly eludes offside call on equalizer Jan 18, 2016

Paul trolls for a hooker but winds up stumbling across a footballing oracle. John Terry scores on his own goal before equalizing from an offside position, as Everton and Chelsea draw 3 all. Lastly, Klopp finds himself at a loss for words as Manchester United get one shot on target and end up winning.

EPLpod: Barcelona’s Lionel Messi wins Ballon d’Or, Arsenal and Manchester United choke Jan 14, 2016

Lionel Messi beat out Barcelona teammate, Neymar, and longtime nemesis, Cristiano Ronaldo, for the Ballon d'Or. While in England, despite scoring three times, Manchester United drew relegation-bound Newcastle. Arsenal demonstrated a lack of killer instinct by giving up a late equalizer to Liverpool. Chelsea continue to underwhelm. Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book 3. Link to Mike’s book tour

EPLpod: Legendary Manchester United midfielder Paul Scholes rips Louis van Gaal a new asshole Jan 11, 2016

Manchester United barely squeezed by League One's Sheffield United at Old Trafford, Arsenal continue their winning ways by giving Sunderland a good-old fashioned rogering, and Micah Richards tries to explain to fans why Aston Villa really is trying not to suck so bad. Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book 3. Link to Mike’s book tour 4. Huffington Post article

EPLpod: Gareth Bale to Manchester United? Jan 07, 2016

Real Madrid sacked their manager Rafael Benítez this week. What does this mean for the British sensation Gareth Bale? Perhaps a spicy transfer back to England in the January transfer window? Probably not, but, hey, one can dream! Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book 3. Link to Mike’s book tour

EPLpod: Manchester United finally win, West Ham down Liverpool Jan 03, 2016

Manchester United barely manage to beat bottom-feeders Swansea City, West Ham chop Klopp's top four ambitions with a 2 nil beat-down, and Chelsea brush aside an undermanned Crystal Palace squad with a convincing 3-0 victory. Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book 3. Link to Mike’s book tour

EPLpod: Jamie Vardy to Manchester United? Dec 31, 2015

Will high-flying Jamie Vardy of Leicester City fly the coop to Manchester United in the January transfer window? Who knows, but what we do know is that Liverpool took down Sunderland while Manchester City failed to pick up all three points at the King Power Stadium. Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book 3. Link to Mike’s book tour 4. Link to that Guardian article which we referenced multiple times

EPLpod: Manchester United unable to beat woeful Chelsea Dec 29, 2015

Manchester United fired blanks against Guus Hiddink's Chelsea side, Stoke snatched victory from the jaws of defeat against Everton, and Arsenal go top of the table for the time being. Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book 3. Link to Mike’s book tour

EPLpod: Top 5 ugliest players in the English Premier League Dec 27, 2015

Never mind ugly Christmas sweaters, we're talking ugly football players! Who is the ugliest player in the English Premier League? Mike & Paul needlessly weigh in with their hot takes on this totally frivolous, yet clickbait-y segment. Manchester United lose to Stoke, Arsenal lose to Southampton, and a lot of other teams lose as well. Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book 3. Link to Mike’s book tour

EPLpod: Louis van Gaal acts like a spoiled brat, Liverpool get ready for Leicester City Dec 24, 2015

Louis van Gaal walks out of a press conference in a seething rage, Liverpool get ready to duff up white-hot Leicester City (at least according to the bookmakers), and Jose Mourinho remains unemployed. Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book 3. Link to Mike’s book tour

EPLpod: José Mourinho to Manchester United? Dec 20, 2015

Will the recently fired José Mourinho take over from Louis van Gaal at Manchester United? Is Odion Ighalo the real deal? With a little help from their UK-based football insider, Napoleon, Mike & Paul answer these pressing questions as well as exchange Secret Santa presents.

EPLpod: The Force Awakens Dec 17, 2015

Will Chelsea finally be able to pick up three points against the low-hanging fruit that is Sunderland? Will Arsenal continue their winning ways against the unpredictable Manchester City? Mike & Paul rekindle their friendship as they pretend to be a Jedi Knight and a Sith Lord respectively. Listen on, young Padawan. Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book 3. Link to Mike’s book tour

EPLpod: Manchester United get embarrassed by Bournemouth, Liverpool celebrate draw against West Brom Dec 14, 2015

Scrappy old Bournemouth take down a piss-poor Manchester United side, Arsenal go top of the table, and Liverpool manage to pull out a draw against West Brom. Also, Paul makes a few wild accusations against Mike regarding Consuela which could forever end the show. Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book 3. Link to Mike’s book tour

EPLpod: Chelsea, Arsenal, Manchester City go through in the Champions League, Manchester United do not Dec 10, 2015

The Uefa Champions League dealt Manchester United a cruel and devastating blow, ousting them from the tournament with a defeat at the hands of Wolfsburg, while Arsenal, Chelsea, and Manchester City all advance to the knock out round. Mike also tells Paul that Consuela is super hot. Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book 3. Link to Mike’s book tour 4. Link to Full Time Devils

EPLpod: Will Jose Mourinho be sacked? Liverpool get outplayed by… Newcastle? Dec 07, 2015

Chelsea hit a new low by losing to newly-promoted side Bournemouth, Manchester United produce yet another superbly dull scoreless draw, and Liverpool get played off the pitch by Newcastle. Mike & Paul arrive back from Nimbin, Australia, absolutely exhausted and without their luggage. Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book 3. Link to Mike’s book tour

EPLpod: Ronaldo, Neymar, Messi all candidates for Ballon d’Or, Gary Neville joins Valencia Dec 02, 2015

Mike & Paul travel to the Nimbin Community Centre in Australia to give their first ever live show. They talk about the Ballon d'Or, Gary Neville, and look ahead to all the fixtures in the English Premier League.

EPLpod: Manchester United held by Leicester City, Diego Costa fumes at Mourinho Nov 30, 2015

Leicester City's Jamie Vardy continued his goal-scoring ways against a dull and uninspired Manchester United squad, Diego Costa petulantly tossed his training bib in frustration at Chelsea manager, Jose Mourinho, and Mike & Paul get packed for their long-haul trip to Nimbin, Australia. Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book 3. Link to Mike’s book tour

EPLpod: Thanksgiving Day Episode Nov 26, 2015

Mike and Paul spend Thanksgiving together by looking ahead to the weekend in the English Premier League. Which match most resembles a juicy slice of white meat? Manchester United continue to play listless, negative football, Chelsea press on with another win, and Manchester City falter in Italy. Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book 3. Link to Mike’s book tour

EPLpod: Barcelona dismantles Real Madrid, Paul gets Spanish fever Nov 22, 2015

Barcelona absolutely dismantles Real Madrid away from home, Vardy scores yet again for Leicester City, and Arsenal slip on the banana peel that was West Bromwich Albion. Paul also stumbles across the love of his life, who conveniently lives directly underneath EPLpod studios. Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book 3. Link to Mike’s book tour

EPLpod: Barcelona vs Real Madrid, David Beckham is the sexiest man alive Nov 19, 2015

What exactly is El Clásico? Mike & Paul give a rundown on one of the biggest sporting matches on earth. We also discuss David Beckham's hotness, doping in the English Premier League, and Chelsea vs Norwich, otherwise known as El Relegeto. Want to get EPO delivered to your door as if it were a pizza? Here's the link 2. Link to EPLpod twitter 3. Link to Mike’s book 4. Link to Mike’s book tour

EPLpod: Vive la France! Nov 16, 2015

Mike & Paul discuss the tragic events which unfolded in Paris on Friday night. The guys also talk about the Ronaldo documentary, the plight of migrant workers in Qatar, as well as the alleged Valbuena sex-tape.

EPLpod: The ‘No Episode’ Episode Nov 11, 2015

Just a reminder that because there aren't any games in the English Premier League this week, EPLpod will not be doing an episode. We'll be back on Sunday. Enjoy the break! Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book 3. Link to Mike’s book tour 4. Link to Comic Stripped

EPLpod: Chelsea continue to suck, Paul talks about fox piss Nov 08, 2015

A Mourinho-less Chelsea go down in flames to Stoke, Manchester United do the business against West Brom, and Paul talks a lot about fox piss. Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book 3. Link to Mike’s book tour

EPLpod: Spectre episode Nov 05, 2015

Arsenal get both shaken and stirred by the powerhouse that is Bayern Munich. Diego Costa, arguably the most Bond-like-villain character in England, and his group of henchmen, dispose of Dynamo Kyiv, but will Christmas come twice in the form of a win over Stoke? Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book 3. Link to Mike’s book tour

EPLpod: Klopp adds to Mourinho’s misery, Mike & Paul combat level-10 hangovers Nov 02, 2015

Jurgen Klopp's body blow in the form of a Coutinho brace has sent Jose Mourinho onto the ropes, but will the Portuguese manager be KO'd any time soon? Mike & Paul discuss United's lacklustre performance, Everton's beat down of Sunderland, and Arsenal's 2nd half cake-walk over Swansea. The New Zealand All Blacks' Haka 2. Link to EPLpod twitter 3. Link to Mike’s book 4. Link to Mike’s book tour

EPLpod: Who cares about the Capital One Cup anyhow? Happy Halloween! Oct 29, 2015

WARNING: This is the scariest, spookiest episode yet. User discretion advised. Mike & Paul discuss the loathsome Capital One Cup results, a macabre Mourinho, and bob for apples (that may be a euphemism for Mike's gambling addiction). Johan Cruyff highlight package 2. Link to EPLpod twitter 3. Link to Mike’s book 4. Link to Mike’s book tour

EPLpod: Manchester derby a complete snooze fest, Mike & Paul spill the beans about Australia Oct 26, 2015

The much-hyped Manchester derby proves to be the snoozer of the weekend. Arsenal bumble on past Everton, Klopp picks up another point, and Mourinho hides under a pile of coats. 1. Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book 3. Link to Mike’s book tour

EPLpod: Manchester derby & Marty McFly Oct 22, 2015

Great Scott, it's Manchester derby! Mike & Paul weigh in on the big match (by likening it to a restaurant experience), gloss over Uefa Champions League results, and provide some well-founded criticism of the biggest babies in the English Premiership.

EPLpod: Klopp’s Liverpool draws Spurs, Paul loans Mike some notes Oct 18, 2015

Jürgen Klopp got his first taste of Premier League football as he took an injury-depleted Liverpool to White Heart Lane. Arsenal and Manchester United both cruised to victories to keep pace with leaders, Manchester City. Paul gave Mike some notes in order to help Mike up his punditry game. 1. Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book 3. Link to Mike’s book tour

EPLpod: Klopp’s first stop, West Ham’s scam, and fantasy shmantasy Oct 15, 2015

Look no further than EPLpod to get the low-down on this weekend's long-overdue Premier League fixtures. Mike & Paul lament the Purina fiasco (don't ask if you're new to the pod), talk West Ham's Olympic Stadium takeover, and reveal which Premier League team has covered more blades of grass than Manchester United. Chelsea, Robin Van Persie: As you were. 1. Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book 3. Link to Mike’s book tour

EPLpod: Purina One Pro Formula Episode Oct 10, 2015

Purina One Pro Formula presents EPLpod! Due to contractual obligations, Mike and Paul insert 30 cat puns into conversations about Jürgen Klopp, Sam Allardyce, and all of the various injuries that have happened over the international break. 1. Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book 3. Link to Mike’s book tour

EPLpod: Roy Keane 1 Robbie Keane nil Oct 08, 2015

Roy Keane's back-and-forth with Robbie Keane; Giggs vs. LVG: now or later?; 1 player's brain into another's body, with another players technique grafted on #frankenplayer. Yup, it's definitely international week. 1. Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book 3. Link to Mike’s book tour

EPLpod: Somebody get a taxi for Brendan Rodgers Oct 05, 2015

Brendan Rodgers gets the axe from Liverpool, Arsenal ambush Manchester United, Aguero does his best Lewandowski impression, and Chelsea lose yet again. All of this and so much more on EPLpod, meow! 1. Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book 3. Link to Mike’s book tour

EPLpod: Manchester United get set to duke it out against Arsenal Oct 01, 2015

Manchester United, fresh off a big win over Wolfsburg, travel to north London to take on a well-rested Petr Cech and Arsenal. Everton hosts Liverpool while Chelsea look to find their form against white hot Southampton. 1. Link to Mike’s book 2. Link to EPLpod twitter 3. Link to Mike's book tour

EPLpod: Manchester United go top, Arsenal still in fourth, City and Chelsea faulter Sep 28, 2015

Manchester United strolled to a 3-0 win over Sunderland, which is somehow still managed by Dick Advocaat. An Alexis Sanchez hat-trick helped Arsenal outgun a speedy Leicester City. Chelsea continue to toil in the bottom quartile while City drop to 2nd. Liverpool, as you were. 1. Link to Mike’s book 2. Link to fantasy football 3. Link to EPLpod twitter 4. Neat twitter feed: @footballFights 5. Link to Jose and Wenger's torrid love affair

EPLpod: Magnificent Martial to run riot over Sunderland, Mike participates in a ménage à trois Sep 24, 2015

The British invasion of EPLpod continues! Mike, Louis, and Eric discuss Arsenal's poor run of forum, Manchester's magnificent Martial, and the lack of English players in the top flight. Paul gets arrested for lewd behaviour. 1. Link to Mike’s book 2. Link to fantasy football 3. Link to EPLpod twitter

EPLpod: Diego Costa is the new Luis Suárez, Anthony Martial is simply unreal Sep 21, 2015

Has Diego Costa cemented his title as the most hated player in the EPL? Was Anthony Martial really a bargain buy? Mike and Louis discuss both of these topics as well as Manchester City's fall from grace while Paul deals with a hybrid gonorrhea-chlamydia mega virus. 1. Link to Mike’s book 2. Link to fantasy football 3. Link to EPLpod twitter

EPLpod: Chelsea get set to rumble with Arsenal, Paul gets syphilis Sep 17, 2015

Will Chelsea's bad run of luck continue when they face Arsenal? Can the two Manchester teams rebound after facing mid-week humiliation in the Champions League? Mike & Eric discuss, while Paul tends to a nasty little STD he recently picked up. 1. Link to Mike’s book 2. Link to fantasy football 3. Link to EPLpod twitter

EPLpod: Manchester United’s Martial worth every penny, Chelsea lose again Sep 13, 2015

Manchester United return to their winnings ways by downing an abject Liverpool side. City remain perfect. And Chelsea lose again. No shin guard for Hoolahan? No problem. What's more? Well, Mike & Paul weigh in on which referee for whom they'd like to cook a hearty Italian meal. All of this and more, only on EPLpod. 1. Link to Mike’s book 2. Link to fantasy football 3. Link to EPLpod twitter

EPLpod: Manchester United set to host Liverpool at Old Trafford, fantasy football tips Sep 09, 2015

Rejoice! The international break has come and gone. It's time to get back to the English Premier League. Back to Manchester United hosting Liverpool at Old Trafford (Will Anthony Martial start? Will David de Gea sign a new contact?). Back to the Chelsea's tales of woe. And most importantly, back to sanity (sort of)! Since you guys love links as much as cat's love catnip, we've decided to toss some in : 1. Link to Mike’s book 2. Link to fantasy football 3. Link to EPLpod twitter 4. Link to Purina Cat Chow 5. Link to ethereal drone porn

EPLpod: Real Madrid smack talks Manchester United, Are EPL players on dope? Sep 06, 2015

It's the international break! With there being no new games to talk about, Mike & Paul discuss why David DeGea didn't make the move from Manchester United to Real Madrid on deadline line. Other topics include: indoor football pitches, doping in the English Premier League , and soft open-mouth kisses. All of this and more on EPLpod. Lastly, here are some links: 1. Link to Mike's book 2. Link to fantasy football 3. Link to EPLpod twitter 4. Link to Iceland's artificial turf success 5. Link to the Reddit article on doping

EPLpod: Transfer-mania and the de Gea blame game Sep 03, 2015

Transfer deadline day has caused a bigger stir by virtue of who didn't move, rather than who did (we're looking at you David de Gea and Saido Berahino). Were Manchester United fleeced by Monaco in acquiring 19-year-old Anthony Martial for £36 million? What happened to Paul's face? The guys discuss. Part two let's you know about the deals that actually got done along with, you guessed it, our patented football rating system. Our longest pod yet, for better or worse! Lastly, here are some links: 1. Link to Mike's book 2. Link to fantasy football 3. Link to EPLpod twitter 4. Link to Paul's face

EPLpod: Manchester United, Chelsea, Liverpool all lose; Manchester City yet to allow goal Aug 31, 2015

Mike & Paul do a post-mortem of a trio of top four aspiring teams' losses, United succumbing 2-1 to a late Ayew/Gomis-led Swansea comeback, Chelsea incurring a rare home defeat courtesy of Crystal Palace, and Liverpool falling at home 3 nil to West Ham, losing both the game and Coutinho, who picked up a 2nd yellow (thus causing him to miss the match against United on Sept. 12th). The champions league draw is in. Can English teams represent? Will Manchester City survive another group of death? Will Memphis celebrate against his old club, PSV Eindhoven? The guys pontificate. Lastly, here are some links: Link to Mike's book 2. Link to fantasy football 3. Link to EPLpod twitter 4. Article on the dangers of Turkish football

EPLpod: Arsenal Liverpool baffling draw, Manchester United take on Club Brugge Aug 26, 2015

Liverpool were denied by Arsenal's villain-turned-saint Petr Cech on Monday. Paul enthusiastically recaps the game while Mike pretends to listen. We preview the second leg of the Uefa Champions League qualifier wherein Manchester United bring a 3-1 1st leg lead to Club Brugge KV. Finally, we preview all of the weekend's action in the EPL and talk about Mike's favourite subject in the whole wide world, gambling. Link to Mike's book 2. Link to fantasy football 3. Link to EPLpod twitter

EPLpod: Chelsea slip by West Brom, Manchester United still shooting blanks Aug 23, 2015

Chelsea avoided dropping points by narrowly beating West Brom 3-2. Will the sending off of John Terry prompt Jose Mourinho to make one final approach for Everton's Stones? Mike & Paul discuss that and the other fixtures of the weekend, including table-topping Manchester City's victory over an in-form Everton. Part 2 sees Mike & Paul give their verdicts on the real stinker players of this nascent Premier League campaign. Tweet us your picks @eplpod

EPLpod: Arsenal set to battle Liverpool Aug 20, 2015

Mike & Paul look back on Monday's match wherein Liverpool stole three points off Bournemouth. The guys also recap Manchester United's victory against Club Brugge in the Uefa Champions League qualifier. In part two, Mike & Paul gossip away on the latest transfer news. Lastly in the pod, Mike & Paul look ahead to this weeks action. Will Arsenal be able to down Liverpool? Will Mitrovic pick up yet another yellow card? All of this and so much more on EPLpod.

EPLpod: Manchester City eviscerate Chelsea Aug 17, 2015

Mike & Paul look back on the weekend in the English Premier League. Manchester City humiliated Chelsea, Arsenal got on the board with a win over Crystal Palace, and United limped to a 1-0 win over Aston Villa. The current medical practices of the EPL are untenable, right? What are some other rules that need to be overhauled? Mike & Paul discuss. And finally, who is the hottest young prospect in the league? Listen to find out.

EPLpod: Manchester City await Chelsea, EPL man crushes Aug 13, 2015

Mike & Paul recap West Brom vs Manchester City before looking ahead to week two action in the English Premier League. Will Chelsea continue their unimpressive start to the new campaign as they travel north to take on Manchester City? How will Arsenal hold up against Crystal Palace at Selhurst Park? And will Pedro leave Uefa Super Cup champions Barcelona for Manchester United? Finally, Mike & Paul reveal their EPL man crushes. Joleon Lescott, don't hold your breath. All of this and so much more on this week's episode of EPLpod.

EPLpod: Chelsea and Arsenal stumble out of the gates Aug 10, 2015

Mike & Paul recap all of the high-stakes drama from week one in the English Premier League, including the lethargic play of the new-look Manchester United as well as Arsenal's disappointing start to the new campaign. Did Mourinho sell Wenger a lemon in Petr Cech? What's with Leicester City and their off-field antics? And is it soccer or is it football? All of this and more in this week's episode of EPLpod.

EPLpod: Week One Aug 07, 2015

Will Chelsea repeat as title winners? Will any of the newly promoted teams stay up? All of these pressing and entirely original questions will be answered in the second episode of EPLpod. Mike & Paul will also look ahead to the first week of action as Manchester United take on Tottenham, Arsenal kick off at West Ham, and Stoke renew hostilities with Liverpool. Finally, we'll review a few of the new kits. Are they Vanity Fair worthy? Obviously not. But find out why.

EPLpod: Transfer Bonanza, Community Shield Aug 03, 2015

Mike MacDonald and Paul Metcalfe summarize all the 2015 summer transfer dealings in the Barclays English Premier League. This includes Chelsea allowing Petr Cech to move on over to Arsenal, the rebuilding of Louis Van Gaal's new-look Manchester United with the acquisitions of Bastian Schweinsteiger, Memphis Depay, and Morgan Schneiderlin as well as the incoming Raheem Sterling and outgoing James Milner at Manchester City. The podcast also discusses Radamel Falcao's ineffective exploits in the Community Shield and Theo Walcott's start over Olivier Giroud.

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