Tuesdays with Stories! - Tuesdays with Stories!

#577 It Takes Two to Mango Oct 29, 2024

Mark and Joe both moved. The gays are growing up! Mark has a snafu getting back from RI in a Tesla with a blacked out Raj Belani! Joe's Tom Dustin doc premieres and he gets stuck with a hot n' heavy chicken parm! It's Tuesdays!

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#576 Blew Montana Oct 22, 2024

The move is here baby! This is THE last day in Joe's apartment in Astoria, and Jojo is losin' it!!! We're talking Toronto, we're talking Matt Wayne, we're talking Kerryn Feehan, and we're talking... a cowgirl disco costume party? It's Tuesdays!!

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#575 Rudd the Room Oct 15, 2024

Paul Rudd! Kings of Leon! Richard Kind! Dropkick Murphys! Jude Law! What is this, an Oscar party?! Nope - it's Tuesdays!!! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 15% off your Lumen. Head to https://www.lumen.me/TUESDAYS

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#574 White Trash Lounge Oct 08, 2024

The boys are back from SKANKFEST and there are tales to tell, baby! Nate Bargatze, Nick Di Paulo, Kerryn Feehan, Luis J Gomez, Dave Attell, Bert Kreischer, Bobby Kelly - the good times don’t step in this ep baby! Including - the Skankfest premiere of Joe’s Tom Dustin doc! You don’t want to miss this one!

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#573 Fortune Favors the Gay Oct 01, 2024

Mark becomes a hero on the subway! Joe goes on a hunt for a notary! Joe has a vomit emergency on an airplane on his way to Portland Helium, where Matt Wayne has an outbreak of violence during his set! Mark meets up with Dan Soder and opens for Jim Jeffries, then heads to Vancouver to do a festival with Santino, Theo and more!

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#572 Mark's Sh*t-tastrophe! Sep 24, 2024

Nurse List helps young Dayton Bissett with some advice on a twisted ankle! Mark's lonely in Guadalajara! Joe gets accosted at a concert, and Mark has an ALL-TIME sh*t story at Sal Vulcano's party! It's a nightmare and this is Tuesdays!!

Our Stuff:

- http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays

- youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories

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#571 Xenophobic Warrior Princess Sep 17, 2024

Oh boy everybody - it's Sam Morril's birthday and Gary Vider is setting up a dream dinner that turns into a NIGHTMARE! Matteo Lane, Ari Shaffir, Raanan Hershberg, Wil Sylvince, Salacuse - all the big dogs are in the kennel, but then the rabies hits ya, and old Normando is stuck with the bill! Then - mostly gay stuff. It's Tuedays! Our Stuff:

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#570 Englebert Humperdunk Sep 10, 2024

Mark is at the Comedy Store in LA and the car rental is putting a dent in his plans! Joe gets obsessed with drama from other comedy pods! Mark heads to Martha's Vineyard for a drug-fueled boozefest! Then he gets a request from a HERO! Old Normandy turns the tables and starts making demands!!! I’m de Captain now! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - New DraftKings customers get $250 in bonus bets and 1 month of NFL+ Premium when you bet just $5. Download the DraftKings app and use code TUESDAYS - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/tuesdays and get on your way to being your best self. - Support the show and get 15% off your Raycon order, plus free shipping. Head to https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS

#569 Yelp Me Rhonda Sep 03, 2024

Joe heads back to the foot doctor and then gets checked out in the steamroom. Ari Shaffir forgets about his date with Joe, while Mark gets harassed by the IRS with Raanan on the way to a gig. Also: Mark loses all his money on stocks, and Joe gets an unwanted burrito clone with Matt Wayne. It's Tuesdays!

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#568 Jet Blue Balls Aug 27, 2024

*Quick thing: I got covid for this recording and we had to pull someone in last minute to be the producer on this ep. Unfortunately the audio recorder failed, and we have to use the camera audio. I got a great audio expert (@realraylong on IG) to help us make it sound as good as possible, and we will be back to normal audio next week! - Chuck* Wooooo the boys are BACK and Mark has BIG news about his baby! Plus Joe gets stranded in Milwaukee! Mark, Ari and Sal Vulcano paint the town red, and Joe comes up with the next big board game movie! It’s Tuesdays!

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- youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories

- Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list

- Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order with promo code TUESGAYS at https://www.sheathunderwear.com

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# 567 Live at New York Comedy Club w/ Ari Shaffir Aug 20, 2024

Mark and Joe had to New York Comedy Club for an intimate live show - and Ari Shaffir peeks his beak into the room to join the boys around the 35 minute mark! We're talking Famous Amos, the time Mark almost killed his mom with a milkshake, Joe's family having fireball shenanigans and a post-show hang exclusively on Patreon! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/tuesdays and get on your way to being your best self. - Support the show and try BlueChew for free. Just pay $5 for shipping. Use code TUESDAYS at https://www.bluechew.com

#566 Mouse vs. Roach Aug 13, 2024

We're racing to the studio, ladies and gentlemen! Joe's having train issues, Mark's having flight issues - it's Planes, Trains and Automobiles 2024! Joe has a full-diaper to deal with in a kooky bathroom, and becomes a McDonald's hero in the wave pool! It's Tuesdays!

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#565 Beauty Mark Normand Aug 06, 2024

Hot dermatologists! Youngblood is stranded!! Longlegs! The airlines are down! It's Tuesdays!

Come see Tuesdays LIVE on Tuesday, 8/13/24 at New York Comedy Club! TIX:

https://newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/tuesdays-with-stories-live-2024-08-13213000

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- Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list

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#564 Homo Way Jul 30, 2024

It's Tuesdays and we're getting KOOKY! Strap in for some takes on the Trump shooting folks! Plus we're reminiscing on the old days with Joe and Mark were first touring with Louie and the world was bright! Woo!

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- http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays

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- Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list

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#563 Corky Pig Jul 23, 2024

Mark and Joe are BACK in the studio after a month apart! And they're right back into their ollllllllld tricks! Chipotle meet ups, diarrhea - it's a classic Tuesdays! We're talking about the Donald Trump Jr./Joe List connection, Mark on Bert Kreischer's Fully Loaded tour, and we got a yarn about Salacuse that will ROCK YOUR WORLD! PLUS ! Big news from the Normand camp!!! 👀👀👀

Our Stuff:

- http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays

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- Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list

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#562 Ups and Downs Syndrome Jul 16, 2024

Joe and Mark take a strolllllllll down memory lane. We're talking studios, locations, and the future! The current studio time is winding down and the boys are looking for a new home. The boys discuss the perils of reason, language and beliefs! PLUS - beefing up the great people of Scotland. It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and sign up for a 1-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/tuesdays - Support the show and try Blue Chew for free. Just pay $5 shipping. Head to https://www.bluechew.com and use promo code TUESDAYS

#561 Hack Man Jul 09, 2024

Joe's in Salt Lake City and getting cut at Starbucks! Mark's in New Haven and he sees the behind the scenes of Frank Pepe's! The boys are psyched for Gary Vider's new podcast #1 Dad - AND we're jumping on the train to end Chipotle skimpage! We're taking a stance and we're for it! Shape up, Chippy!!! Less important: We also solve the homelessness problem. Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list

- Support the show and get 15% off your Raycon order and free shipping. Go to https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self. - Get a free Mystery Gift with your first monthly shipment when you sign up at https://www.boxofawesome.com with code TUESDAYS

#104 - Slingin' Clink and #91 - Better Call Sal! Jul 02, 2024

Folks, we're taking the Fourth of July off this week. We got some CRAZY travel going on behind-the-scenes so we thought we'd throw up an old episode that you likely haven't seen! In the video version, you're going to get our episode "Slingin' Clink" with Sam Morril from August 24th, 2015: "Mark and Joe invite comedian Sam Morril on (fresh off a hot set on Conan!) to talk about Last Comic Standing, strange hook ups, and Sam almost getting his ass kicked by a heckler!

And for all of you audio kids, you're getting two in a row, because we're throwing in Impractical Joker Sal Vulcano's episode from May 25th, 2015: "Sal Vulcano of TV's Impractical Jokers is in the studio this week with Mark and Joe!" (We would have included video as well but it does not exist). Go check out Sal's new special on Youtube, "Terrified"!

And if you enjoy these, please check out our Patreon where we post an OG Tuesdays episode every week! There are over a hundred OG Tuesdays episodes ready to go right now baby, exclusively on the "Video Vag" tier! Happy Fourth!

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#560 Eat Magoo Jun 25, 2024

The boys are getting INTO IT about Mark Wahlberg and speculate on why any of his previous misdoings were perhaps innocent misunderstandings! Also discussed: OJ Simpson having experienced the best feelings a person can feel! Joe goes to Texas and sees a woman threaten a child as the boys share tales of war and baseball! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 20% off your 1 st Sheath order at https://www.sheathunderwear.com with promo code TUESGAYS - Get a free Mystery Gift with your first monthly shipment when you sign up at https://bespokepost.com/tuesdays - Support the show and try Blue Chew for free – just pay $5 shipping. Head to https://www.bluechew.com and use promo code TUESDAYS

#559 Cassius Cliche Jun 18, 2024

The boys are back and we're talking B&H, baby! Mark has a nightmare airport scenario and then gets a mysterious bag of white pills from a fan that he immediately indulges in. Joe does a tough charity show and catches a very unique heckle, while Mark heads to a Florida karaoke night to hang out with his favorite people. It's Tuesdays!

Our Stuff:

- http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays

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- Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list

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#558 Cotton Eyed Joe Jun 11, 2024

We're BACK in the studio and we got it ALL this week! Ewoks, Mark tries to avoid being sexually harassed, Joe's son takes up swimming, and the boys reminisce about some harmless elderly lovemaking. It's Tuesdays!

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#557 Live at The Comedy Store w/ Bobby Lee, Whitney Cummings, Kerryn Feehan & Luke Mones Jun 04, 2024

Mark Normand and Joe List are ROCKIN' IT at Netflix Is a Joke Fest at the Comedy Store with pals Bobby Lee, Whitney Cummings, Kerryn Feehan & Luke Mones! Get the full, uncut version of this episode with an extra 30 minutes right now on our Patreon!

Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self.

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#556 Mental AIDS May 28, 2024

It's Tuesdays everybody and we're coming off a GREAT hang with Markus, Jojo, and Mister Louis CK! Mark's rods and cones are all screwed up and he's running back and forth to forgotten spots all night long. Joe's working out new stuff as Steven Wright stops by to drop some compliments! Mark goes to Fort Wayne, leaves some important items in the airport, and a lovely lady saves the day!! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order at https://www.sheathunderwear.com with promo code TUESGAYS - Support the show & get your $1 a month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/tuesdays

#555 Chip n' Dill May 21, 2024

It's Tuesday and Joe is in a PICKLE, ladies and gentlemen! Mark's some Canadian shows with Andrew Youngblood. Does Mark end up on a seaplane from Disney's Tailspin? The boys deal with a NEW office neighbor and they may be in more hot water than ever! Mark does a gig with Salacuse in tow, and Salacuse CAN'T hack it!! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Get fast-acting nasal allergy relief with Astepro. Head to https://www.asteproallergy.com for a discount, and get ready to Astepro & Go!

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#554 The Netflix Is a Joke Fest Recap! May 14, 2024

Markus and Joseph are BACK from the Netflix Is a Joke Festival! An insane week of comedy with every big cheese in the dairy section!!! And we're spilling ALL the tea! Mark heads to New Orleans to see the Rolling Stones and gets weird on mushrooms! What happens when Joe gets an invite from Shane Gillis to go to the Roast of Tom Brady, and Joe has a previous engagement? Does he bail?! Brady! Belichick! It's Tuesdays!

Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show & get 25% off your FitBod subscription at https://www.fitbod.me/TUESDAYS

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#553 Mark Normand vs. Guy Fieri May 07, 2024

The sun is shining in NYC and the boys are back in the saddle! Joe's in the hot seat with some new traffic inventions! Mark's on Legion of Skanks and the nose candy is flowing! Joe does his yearly firehouse show in MA as Mark annoys a famous foodie! It's Tuesdays!

Our Stuff:

- http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays

- youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories

- Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list

- Check out Joe's brand new short film STUCK IN PARK! https://youtu.be/A7YpefG47Ik?si=U1HYKECw7EgSMJQi

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#552 Schwimmer's Ear Apr 30, 2024

The boys are talking Westerns - and who they believe is responsible for the death of the American man! Mark has a confrontation with someone doing one of his jokes, and Joe deals with a phlegm-covered audience member! It's Tuesdays!

Our Stuff:

- http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays

- youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories

- Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list

- Come hang out at Netflix Is A Joke Fest. Get your ticket at https://www.netflixisajokefest.com/shows/standupcinema. See you there!

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# 551 Mark Snaps! Joe Almost Dies! Apr 23, 2024

Joe's check gets robbed! Mark straight up LOSES IT on a Tuesgay! Joe overfills a tire and almost takes the lives of himself and those around him! It's Tuesdays!

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- youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories

- Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list

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#550 The Boys Get Rooked! Apr 16, 2024

Mark goes to Chattanooga and stops by the Blue Ridge Comedy Club. Joe gets ROOKED by the Delta app! Mark gets ROOKED by a tailor! Joe sees a celebrity on the way to the pod, and things were NOT pretty. Also the List family lives through an earthquake and hightails it to a farm! It's Tuesdays!

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#549 Mark's Fall from Graceland Apr 09, 2024

Joe goes to Pittsburgh and tries to buy a lovely shoe for his wife. Mark goes to Memphis and cross paths with the old man himself, Ari Shaffir! The twin terrors hit Graceland! From there, Normando hits Little Rock! Joe continues his war on warts! It's Tuesdays!

Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list

- This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self

#548 You Down with P.O.P.? Apr 02, 2024

Joe makes progress as a human being, Mark goes to the Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire premiere, Joe goes to Raleigh, and Mark gets annihilated on Protect Our Parks. Finally, Joe gets sidled and Mark gets doored! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 20% off your 1 st Liquid IV order at https://www.liquidIV.com, promo code TUESDAYS - Get 20% off your Raycon order and free shipping at https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS - Try Blue Chew for free at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code TUESDAYS

#547 Four Stories and Seven Years Ago Mar 26, 2024

Mark gets docked! Joe's speed gets clocked! It's Tuesdays!

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#546 Live at the Gramercy Theatre w Bobby Kelly, Andrew Youngblood + Jim Norton Mar 19, 2024

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Tuesdays with Stories returns for another LIVE show at the Gramercy show in NYC! Mark Normand + Joe List are joined by Bobby Kelly, Andrew Youngblood, and Jim Norton to kick it back and forth onstage about getting taken advantage of, gloryholes, and milking tables!

Directed by Chuck Staton

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#545 I Feel Daddy Mar 12, 2024

It's Tuesdays with Stories and Papa Joe is in the hot seat with a handsome cardigan! Joe talks about his experience on set recently with a bonafide elderly female kook! Mark has a run-in with an undercover cop! And Joe gets a very interesting garnish in his cup! It's Tuesdays!

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#544 Put It In My Foxhole Mar 05, 2024

Joe reveals that TONIGHT he will be on THE TONIGHT SHOW! So tune in everybody! And TOMORROW NIGHT, March 5th, Tuesdays will be doing a live show at the Gramercy Theatre in NYC! Come on out! Mark flies American and Joe is disgusted. 80's bands, fitness classes, and text tones! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays Sponsors: - Try Blue Chew for free at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code TUESDAYS - Support the show and get 20% off your Raycon order and free shipping. Just head to https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS - Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self

#543 Skirt Cobain Feb 27, 2024

Joe heads to the Comedy Mothership in Austin with Sarah Tollemache and Kerryn Feehan for some nightmare travel time with the new baby! Mark gets FOMO about the homos at the Superbowl! Mark is in San Antonio, and the Texas boys mosey back to NY to dish! It’s Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays Sponsors: - Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order at https://www.sheathunderwear.com with promo code TUESGAYS - Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Liquid IV order at https://www.liquidiv.com with code TUESDAYS - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self

#542 Lil' Realm Feb 20, 2024

Joe makes some wild predictions about the future of SNL and the inclusion of a very familiar Normand. A HISTORIC first-ever on-air bet occurs between our beloved hosts! Mark get a mysterious package of vinyl, and Joseph heads to a dental corporate and deals with a few hiccups in front of the denture doctors!

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#541 Stop the Steal Feb 13, 2024

It's another wacky Tuesdays -- in Gotham Studios! Joe takes a pro-Karen stance, and deals with a rescue mission on the subway! Mark takes on the Beacon Theatre, and sheds some light on a recent mystery! It's Tuesdays!

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#540 Gaza Strip Mall Feb 06, 2024

It’s a kooky, loosey goosey Tuesdays straight from the couch of Joseph Albert List! Mark shows up late to talk: movie extremists, Ozzy, Joe’s cup of genocide, South African Reddit attacks and more!

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#539 Marquee Normand Jan 30, 2024

We're back in the studio baby! Mark sees John Oliver! Joe loves Pao donuts and Treat Cookies! Mark gets invited to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers stadium, and Joe gets screwed by Delta!! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays Sponsors: - Support the show and get 20% off your order at https://www.liquidiv.com with code TUESDAYS - Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order at https://www.sheathunderwear.com with promo code TUESGAYS - Support the show & get Factor for 50% off at https://www.factormeals.com/TUESDAYS50 and use code TUESDAYS50

#538 Nikki Blazer Jan 23, 2024

It's Tuesdays, baby! Mark has a revelation about Carnegie Hall, Joe creates a mini-me for a big dinner at Del Frisco's, and things goes awry. Finally, Mark tells a secret tale about a personal hero. Keep it under your hats!! It's Tuesdays!

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#537 The Gringo Ate Your Baby Jan 16, 2024

We're tearing it up folks!Joe stands up to a wayward pedestrian! Then Joe stands up to a kooky Chipotle employee - before getting one-upped by a fiery cohort! Mark barely gets to Mexico with his sombrero intact, deals with a little of Montezuma's revenge on the trip, and ends up in a world of micro Mexican middle-weights! It's Tuesdays!

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#536 How the Flinch Stole Christmas Jan 09, 2024

This week on Tuesdays, Mark tries to make a humble purchase but comes across a concealed-carry kook!

Joe's warts make an icy return to the show, and he suspects an ex-dentist of dental shenanigans. He heads to a corporate gig with Matt Wayne and eats ... steak (among other things). Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays Sponsors: - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS & get on your way to being your best self. - Head to https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS to get up to 15% off sitewide. - Support the show and download the DraftKings Sportsbook app & use code TUESDAYS. New customers can bet just 5 bucks on the NFL action & score 200 instantly in bonus bets.

#535 Grant's Fume Jan 02, 2024

Joe continues to add to the leafblower saga! Has he finally confronted the leafblower lovers?? Mark heads to Omaha, and then to Austin to do Comedy Mothership and Protect Our Parks with Joe Rogan, Shane Gillis and Ari Shaffir. Joe has a hell of a time with a difficult parking attendant, and stays sassy with a stairway texter! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays Sponsors: - Try Blue Chew for free at https://www.bluechew.com, promo code TUESDAYS - Support the show and get 20% off your order at https://www.liquidiv.com with code TUESDAYS

2023 Tuesdays' Patreon Preview Bonus Dec 26, 2023

Hey everybody - every year we take the week of Christmas off. If you're a Tuesgay, you know this is the one week each year where we don't release an episode. Well this year, we're releasing a little peek behind the paywall on the Tuesdays with Stories Patreon. In this ep we're throwing you a few clips of all of our Patreon shows - Must Queef TV, Give It a Goog, a Satellite Queef, Hot Gay Sets, and Q + Anal. If you'd like to sign up, you get ad-free versions of the normal weekly Tuesdays, plus you get a brand new bonus episode from one of these shows each week.

Hope you guys enjoy it! Jizz the season!

#534 Dustpan Diamond Dec 19, 2023

We're taking a stand folks - Cards Against Humanity, we're giving our two cents whether you like it or not!!!This week we're tackling big coats, a little touch of etymology, the classic books, and more! Joe doubles down on the power of pep rallies, and the boys pontificate about the meaning of life, love, and jizz.

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#533 You Zee? Dec 12, 2023

Boy oh man oh howdy! Winter has come to Tuesdays with Stories, and Mark is dealing with no HEAT in his building! Joe has some strong feelings about laundry and he's on the edge about a leaf blower lady in Queens! Mark heads over to Santa Rosa for some shows, and Joe's holding down the fort at Grove 34 with Raanan Hershberg, Sarah Tollemache, Andrew Schiavone and Kerryn Feehan! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays Sponsors: - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS & get 10% off your 1 st month. - Support the show & get 20% off your 1 st Sheath order at https://www.sheathunderwear.com with promo code TUESGAYS - Support the show & get 3 extra months of ExpressVPN for free at https://www.expressvpn.com/TUESDAYS

#532 Cacklebox Dec 05, 2023

We're talking "gulfs," folks! The pod is becoming a guide to oceanic landmasses! Joe travels for ThanksG and he's shocked to hear a young man trash talk pep rallies! Mark has another one of his patented travel SNAFUs on the way to Alabama, and plays a dangerous game of "hidden identity" with a thrift store employee! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays Sponsors: - Support the show & get 10% off your 1st month of therapy at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS - Support the show & get 20% off your order at https://www.liquidiv.com with code TUESDAYS - Head to https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS to get up to 15% off sitewide. - Support the show & get 20% off & free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com when you use the code TUESDAYS

#531 Steam Boat Willie Nov 28, 2023

We're in the studio and Joe is getting HPV - on his foot, folks! Joe talks about the removal process, Mark heads to Hartford and Concord for some kooky times, and finally Joe heads to DC with old Matt Wayne and Umar Khan! We're working it everybody, it's Tuesdays!

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#530 D.W.A. Nov 23, 2023

The boys are back in saddle, recording from Papa Joe's basement in Astoria! We're talkin' Mark at Carnegie Hall, Salacuse bringing his Kramer-like tendencies to the forefront in MULTIPLE situations, and finally the story you've been waiting for - baby List makes his Tuesdays' debut!

Also checkout Sam Rubinoff's Hilarious Short Film Civic Duty starring Joe List and Tommy Pope available now on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-42iw9UOxuU&lc=UgzA3hh0UOdBAtPqth54AaABAg Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays Sponsors: - Support the show & get 20% off & free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com when you use the code TUESDAYS - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS & get on your way to being your best self - Get started with Black Friday early with Raycon. Head to https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS to get up to 50% off sitewide.

#529 Kuwait a Minute Nov 14, 2023

It’s Tuesdays, and Papa Joe is 24 hours from the big day: baby List is almost here! But there’s on complication: Joseph has got the olllllld covid. Joe powers through the sinus attack to fulfill his podcasting duties and as Mark throws caution to the wind and tells the tale of a young woman who has a suggestion for his act. Mark also heads go Portland and Providence for some of those sweet laughs, and the countdown to Daddy-town for Joe is ON! It’s Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays Sponsors: - Support the show by going to https://displate.com/tuesdayswithstories?art=624740987334c & use code TUESDAYS to get up to 30% off. - Support the show and get 20% off your 1st order with code TUESGAYS at https://www.sheathunderwear.com

#528 Lev'd You Hanging Nov 07, 2023

Mark has a fight with tesla chargers. He brings his travel woahs into the 21st century! The guys hate daylight savings time. List goes to Seattle to hang with Nate Bargatze, Sam Morril, Eddie Vedder and Adam Sandler. No biggie.

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#527 Thaw in Your Crown Oct 31, 2023

We're BACK, baby! Mark heads down to Soul Joel's and solves a racial joke issue with a warm Indian friend! Joe produces his wife, Sarah Tollemache's special taping at Grove 34 as their baby is nearly here! And finally - Mark goes to a gay doctor and gives him a peek-aroo! It's Tuesdays!

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#526 Meryl Steep Oct 24, 2023

We're back in the studio and we're wrapping up Mark's European tour everybody! Liverpool, Scotland, Birmingham - we're globetrotting! Plus Joe moves his niece to NY with a tear in his eye, goes to see the Cubbies, and spends some time goofing around with Jeff Garlin! It's Tuesdays!

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#525 - Gramercy Live 3 feat. Kevin Ryan, H.Foley, Joe List, Mark Normand + more! Oct 17, 2023

Tuesdays with Stories takes over the Gramercy Theatre in Manhattan and joins forces with Are You Garbage! Kevin Ryan, H. Foley, Ian Lara and Lev Fer join Mark Normand and Joe Party to rock the mics! Directed by Chuck Staton

Jump on the Patreon to get the UNCUT version of this with 45 more minutes of podcasting!

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#524 Shishito! Oct 10, 2023

It’s Tuesday and the boys are globe trotting again! Joe has to police the restaurants of Nashville when he sees a kook smash a glass and start a brew-ha-ha. Mark’s back from Europe and he’s banging the lady at a sex club in Amsterdam while other patrons attempt to get a turn! It’s Tuesdays!! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays Sponsors: - Get 20% off & free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com and use code TUESDAYS - Support the show and get 20% off your 1st order with code TUESGAYS at https://www.sheathunderwear.com

#523 Bogan's Heroes Oct 03, 2023

It’s a HOT Tuesdays coming at you from Skankfest! We’re talking cigars parties, Darosa exploits, Luis J Gomez being the mayor for a few days, and NONSTOP comedy ladies and gentlemen! It’s Tuesdays!! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays Sponsors: - Support the show and get 10% off your 1 st month of therapy at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS - Support the show & save 15% on Raycons at https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS

#522 Fat Blacklisted Sep 26, 2023

Mark goes to Martha's Vineyard, takes shrooms, freaks out, and is forced to fly off the island on a mousetrap in the sky. Does he make it back to the Big Apple??? Joe goes to Matt Wayne's film premiere and sees a wealth of old pals! Mark heads to LA for a kooky Netflix event with Jeff Dunham, Bert Kreischer, and more! It's Tuesdays!

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#521 Live in Philly with Joe DeRosa + Umar Khan Sep 19, 2023

It's supposed to be cheesy - the boys are in Philly and they are joined LIVE onstage by Umar Khan and Joe DeRosa! They talk: STDs, bad sexual decisions, and trusting Papa Joe to test narcotics! It's Tuesdays!

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#520 The Dish Machine Sep 12, 2023

Tuesdays with Stories proudly presents "The Tale of the Airpod Fiasco." Prepare the edge of your seats, ladies and gentlemen. Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays Sponsors: - Support the show & get 20% off of Liquid IV at https://www.liquidiv.com with promo code TUESDAYS

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#519 Clonan O'Brien Sep 05, 2023

The boys are heading to Philly and we're recording on the road baby! We're talking: a new home for Joe in NJ, Joe's new special getting demonetized by YouTube, lots of driving criticism directed towards Chuck, some diarrhea diaries, and the origin of the Tuesdays artwork!

Note from Chuck: Give us some feedback on the audio quality of this episode. Trying to make every episode we record sound great and put a lot of effort into this car-recorded audio. Let us know if/how this audio could be better. Thanks.

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#518 Ether Evil Aug 29, 2023

Joe's special has been released and we're flyin' high on the big night! The guys talk about the outpouring of love, and his celebratory pizza that got delivered folded completely in half! Mark picks a safe word for his security team that goes awry and ends up with a taser being buzzed at his show! It's Tuesday! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays Sponsors: - Try Blue Chew for free, just pay $5 shipping. Visit https://www.bluechew.com and use promo code TUESDAYS - Support the show and get 20% off your 1 st order with code TUESGAYS at https://www.sheathunderwear.com - Support the show & get a brand new eBike at https://www.lectricebikes.com

#517 Mr. Nomad Aug 22, 2023

The kings of comedy argue about how offensive vikings are this week, folks! They're on the cutting edge! We live in sensitive times! Mark heads out to LA and does pods 24/7. Joe comes face to face with a chatty Cathy in Providence, then traipses up to Portland and sees a motorcycle live on the highway. The queefs are traumatized! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays Sponsors: - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS & get on your way to being your best self. - Support the podcast & get 20% off of Sheath Underwear at https://www.sheathunderwear.com promo code TUESGAYS. - Support the show & get your first 6 bottles of incredible wine for just$44.95 at https://www.tryfirstleaf.com/TUESDAYS - Support the show & sign up for FabFitFun at https://www.fabfitfun.com/TUESDAYS

#516 Salad Goose Aug 15, 2023

It's a kooky week everybody! Joe drops in at Shane Gillis' show at Grove 34 and the boys go deep into the Gillis-verse for a minute! Then, Mark has an elderly Jamaican lady back to his apartment for some poking and prodding, and Joe's Lyft is in a vehicular incident in LA! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays Sponsors: - Support the show & get 3 extra months of Express VPN for free at https://www.expressvpn.com/tuesdays - Support the show & take 20% off your purchase at https://www.liquidiv.com with the promo code TUESDAYS - Support the show & get exploring with the new XP 3.0 eBike at https://www.lectricebikes.com - Support the show & get 50% off & free shipping on your HelloFresh order at https://www.hellofresh.com/50TUESDAYS & use code 50TUESDAYS

#515 Walker Texas Ranger Aug 08, 2023

It's a classic Normand fiasco on this week baby! This guy is running across the country like a chicken with his head cut off. Missed alarms, lost wallets, electric vehicles, moving recliners - this story's got EVERYTHING! THEN Joe heads to Vegas to do a clean set at a dentist corporate! It's Tuesday! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays Sponsors: - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS & get on your way to being your best self - Support the show & save 15% on Raycons at https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS

#514 Temple of Zoom Aug 01, 2023

The boys are globetrotting! Joe goes to L.A. - hitting up Andrew Santino's podcast and basking in that California sun. Mark goes to Just For Laughs in Montreal and spends some time with sweet sweet Sam Morill, Dan Soder, Brad Williams, Tom Papa and more!

Other topics include: snorkels! It's Tuesday baby!

Tuesdays with Stories will be live 8/22/23 in Philly! Grab those ticks!

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#513 Hugo DOS Jul 25, 2023

Mark is back from the Fully Loaded tour with Bert Kreischer and ...*drumroll* his parents! Joe goes to Maine to spend time with the fam and see a young man vomit! Happy Tuesday!!

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#512 Marky Mark and the Funky Muff Jul 18, 2023

We're back in the studio folks! Mark does mushrooms at a Jewish wedding and the boys reminisce about Mark's November nuptials.Joe heads West, goes on Adam Carolla's podcast, has some fun at the Comedy Store, and has fun with a GOALIE of a waitress! We're flyin' high baby!!

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#511 Live at the Gramercy Theatre 2 with Dan Soder, Yannis Pappas + Kerryn Feehan ! Jul 11, 2023

Tuesdays with Stories returns for another LIVE show at the Gramercy show in NYC! Mark Normand + Joe List are joined by Dan Soder, Yannis Pappas, and Kerryn Feehan to shuck and jive onstage about prostate health, roasts of the past, and fancy methods of self-pleasure! Check out the full, uncut one-hour-and-fifty-minute version of this episode exclusively at patreon.com/tuesdays Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Take 20% off your 1 st Sheath order at https://www.sheathunderwear.com, promo code TUESGAYS - Support the show & get 20% off and free shipping with code TUESDAYS at manscaped.com

#510 Give Her the Boot Canal Jul 04, 2023

It'salmost the fourth and the gays are marching! Joe's documentary about Tom Dustin is moving along! Mark gets into New Zealand tales! Joe accepts a comedy award in Boston! It's Tuesdays!

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#509 Red White and Goo Jun 27, 2023

Mark's back from Australia - but before that we gotta talk Wayne's World 2 everybody!

Mark is back from the other side of the equator and he's got stories galore! Cocaine discoveries, getting removed from airplane exit rows, and all the splendor and beauty that comes with being down under!

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#508 Soup and Suds Jun 20, 2023

It's a kooky week here in the Tuesdays studio everybody. We're talking baseball, we're talking Youtube's insane dominance and we get into the shows that they boys have conceptualized and pitched over the years. We're pulling back the curtain baby! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Support the show and get your own Hog by visiting https://LectricEbikes.com - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS & get 10% off your first month. - Support the show and get 20% off & free shipping at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com with the code TUESGAYS

#507 Re-Sharted Jun 13, 2023

Mark gets caught at the border with a liiiiiiiittle more cash than he expected, and Joe talks Mark down after a humiliating shart attack! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Support the show & get an extra 3 months of ExpressVPN for free at https://www.expressvpn.com/TUESDAYS - Get 20% off & free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com promo code TUESDAYS - Get 20% off your order at https://www.liquidiv.com when you use code TUESDAYS at checkout

#506 Elmo Fudge Jun 06, 2023

Mark goes to Toronto and does a corporate gig, we talk houseboats and 401Ks... WHO AM I KIDDING? WE DROP A BOMBSHELL IN THIS EPISODE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! NOTHING MATTERS BESIDES THE REVELATION WITHIN!!!

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#505 Lucille Ballroom May 30, 2023

Joe's insanely high-priced breakfast! Mark's return to the world of corporate gigs! Joe meets two hottie-gays with "My father's gay" t-shirts! Make forgets his passport! It's Tuesdays!!

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#504 Termophobe May 23, 2023

Joe gets startled by a pair of yabbos in the men's locker room! Mark goes to Jazzfest and hangs out with a foot fetishist!

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#503 The Juice is Loose May 16, 2023

The boys are back and we're DIVING into ... the O.J. trial! Only two boys can solve this puppy and their names are Mark Normand and Joe List! We're dealing with stream room blind men, and we're shaking in our boots about A.I.! Beau is Afraid!!

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#502 Rub-a-Dub-Nub May 09, 2023

Joe is back from MOONTOWER in Austin, and he's cluckin' about the kooks! As the feathers float to the ground, Mark has his OWN tale of an armless kook in fisticuffs, and Joe rocks it at the Goddamn Comedy Jam! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS & get on your way to being your best self. - Support the show and get 20% off & free shipping at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com with the code TUESGAYS

#501 Latin Ex May 02, 2023

Joe rushes in from doing Kerryn Feehan's pod! Mark comes from a crazy Sheath underwear shoot where he tangled with a classic New York kook! Joe is HOT off his headlining gig at the Wilbur in Boston and we're gettin' nuts, people!

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#500 Tiny Bush Apr 25, 2023

500 episodes of queefs, jizz and anal. Wow!

Mark is back from CT, Joe is fresh off a new birthday, and the sun is shining in New York City ladies and gentlemen. Joe takes a trip to celebrate another rotation around the sun, and becomes one with nature. UNTIL - a hike-ruiner attacks! Mark oversleeps for his rental car - and he gets stuck with an eight passenger van to tour the East Coast like the chooch that he is! 500 eps and nothing's changed, baby!!!! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories

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#499 12 Angry Anals Apr 18, 2023

The queens of queef are back in the studio! The guys jump into what women want, and they get into a little current cinema for 2023: 12 Angry Men, The Godfather and Back to the Future. The boys ponder whether or not Larry is actually hanging it up with Curb, as has been reported! Mark goes on a long bike ride with old Salacuse, and takes the Beamer out for a joyride. Joe hangs with Greg Warren, has to fly out for a weekend... and pulls a Normand!

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#498 James Head Apr 11, 2023

Woooo baby! It's Tuesday! Joe heads back to beantown to take his pops to see the biiiiiiig Boss - Springsteen baby! Joe cries, weeps and bawls at the show. Mark is back from Perrysburg, Ohio! How did it go? Spoiler alert: Not great! Ups and downs, ladies and gentlemen! It's what life is all about!

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#497 St. Fatty's Day Apr 04, 2023

The boys are in the core of the big apple, folks! Mark is back from taping his Netflix special in Chicago, and he's telling the tales everybody. Was it a smart choice to tape his special on St. Patrick's Day? Joe is back from the Comedy Dojo, and he came back to NY for a world-class hang with his #3 best bud Henry Phillips. He heads to a rock show and gets a hookup from a Tuesgay to meet the band - but does it go south?! Questions are answered on this week's Tuesdays! And check out the comic we talk about on the show, Keegan Tindall @keegantindall! Our Stuff:

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#496 Bicepsual Mar 28, 2023

Wooooo! The boys are HOT off their sweet, sweet Gramercy show and they're feeling good!

Mark's having a breakfast with the big man. We don't want to blow the surprise so let's just call him Serry Jeinfeld. It's happening, baby - and we get the reeeeal dirt, as opposed to the little tease that we talked about at the live show. After the comedy high, Mark has a vehicular low when his classic car starts giving him a fewwwwww speedbumps. Then he meets a fan as the fan is getting arrested for being a little ... punchy.

Finally, Joe gets into his special taping at the Village Underground - what went wrong, what went right? We're getting INTO IT! It's Tuesdays!

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#495 Live at the Gramercy Theatre with Shane Gillis, Sal Vulcano + Ari Shaffir ! Mar 21, 2023

Join Joe List and Mark Normand as Tuesdays with Stories takes over the Gramercy Theatre in Manhattan. Shane Gillis, Sal Vulcano and Ari Shaffir jump onstage with the boys for this sold-out show to talk horse death, snake sex, Canadian strippers - and whole lot of stereotypes. It's a great big, grand Tuesdays, ladies and gentlemen.

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#494 Pickle Park Mar 14, 2023

The boys are talking FIGHTS ladies and gentlemen! Let's make fun, let's make love. Fights stink! Joe, Mark, Sarah and Mae get together and play PICKLEBALL, and let's just say the old gray mares, they ain't what they used to be, folks! We're talking sports injuries, fights, blood, hospitals - we're having fun! Lights, camera, traction!

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#493 B.O.-a Constrictor Mar 07, 2023

The boys are having a kooky week, everybody! First, Mark is stuck in the sky dealing with insufferable B.O. from a plane neighbor! B.O.? P.U.! Mark hangs with his niece and gets to be Mister Bigshot - until he can't beat her in chess! Joe goes to see Cocaine Bear with Raanan Hershberg and Andrew Schiavone, and it's up to Jojo to punk some youths on the street! Finally - Joseph takes "the kids" to a basketball game and the legend of Funcle Joe continues to grow!

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#492 Mark Goes to the Superbowl (Doctor Vouchee) Feb 28, 2023

Joe's back in New York, and he's FURIOUS over paying $25 for oatmeal and eggs. There's helicopters circling his apartment, the Walgreen's nearby is getting robbed - this town's going straight to hell!! He's back from going to Florida with Salacuse to shoot a documentary about Tom Dustin! Mark is back from the SUPERBOWL ladies and gentlemen, recounting his experience with Bert Kreischer, Shane Gillis and Big Jay Oakerson! And the King of Queefs finally meets the King of Beefs - Mark matches wits ... with Guy Fieri!!!

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#491 Brad Pitt Boss Feb 21, 2023

We're back baby! Joe spends some time sightseeing in NY with his family and takes 'em down to the old Comedy Cellar! And who drops in? Chris Rock! Funcle Joe for prez!! Mark zooms his day away interviewing directors, getting ready to shoot his special in Chicago. Mark tells Joe about his Superbowl plans with Bert Kreischer, Shane Gillis and Joe Derosa - much to Joe's chagrin. Joe ends the pod with a story about a biiiiiiig argument with a dealer at Mohegan Sun. We're calling the pit boss and we're gonna get to the bottom of this thing, ladies and gentlemen!

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#490 Diddles and Bits Feb 14, 2023

We're back in the saddle baby! Mark heads to Miami for a few sold out shows, hears about Jay Leno's SECOND recent accident and texts his closest friend in a time of need, which leads to an insane phone call. Joseph heads down to Orlando with Sarah to do a corporate gig in Disney World! It's a nightmare in the happiest place on earth! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Visit http://athleticgreens.com/TUESDAYS for a Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D - To get 20% off your first order of Manscaped visit https://manscaped.com and use code TUESDAYS - This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try a https://betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self.

#489 Joe-nasium Feb 07, 2023

It's a kooky week in the Tuesdays' office everybody. Joe heads to Colin Quinn's Small Talk. Mark no-shows, as he tends to do, and Joe hangs with Sarah Tollemache, Chris Distefano, Rich Vos, Mike Cannon and more. Jerry Seinfeld shows up, and Joe has QUITE the faux-pas. Mark goes to Hawaii with Andrew Youngblood and hits a redeye to get to the Comedy Dojo. Joe goes to Austin, and Louis CK shows up with a bag of sliders (as he always does) to enjoy the comedy of his little buddy! Finally, Joe has a face-to-face standoff with a subway kook! It's Tuesdays!!

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#488 Cape Whistle - The Honeymoon Part 2 Jan 31, 2023

We're back on Mark's African honeymoon! He starts out with a sexy tidbit about Neil deGrasse Tyson that may be fact or fiction! On the trip Mark ends up at a dinner with a kooky inventor, he goes on an incredible safari with a tracker and sees lions, leopards, and a six-four Impala! After a tip-top trip, Mark heads home and faces his patented nightmare trip home. Holy hell, this is why you're here folks! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Visit http://athleticgreens.com/TUESDAYS for a Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D - Try Blue Chew for free at http://bluechew.com/TUESDAYS - This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self.

#487 Big Truffle in Little China - The Honeymoon Part 1 Jan 24, 2023

The boys are BACK from their holiday vacay, folks! Mark Normand, much to everyone's surprise, had a series of mishaps throughout his African honeymoon! We're talking: international flight problems, rainstorms, Malaria pill sickness, a live sex show with the B-squad, bad mushrooms, getting shot at by fireworks, a narcoleptic Capetown tour guide and more! Joe is shocked and dismayed as Mark weaves a tangled, tangled web. It's an all-time Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories

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#486 Uncle Messy Jan 17, 2023

Joe and Mark are having a kooky time in the studio folks. They're talking Denis Leary, an alternate take on joke stealing, class clowning.... Mark goes clubbing like it's Night at the Roxbury, and Joe stands up for himself against an aggressive cookie-pusher! It's a crazy week for queefsters!

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#485 Cod Couple Jan 10, 2023

Mark and Joe start breaking down the locations in Boston. Joe calls for some questions from the audience, so they talk best celebrity flubs and most underrated/overrated physical features. Suddenly, Mark has a bizarre stomach attack in the middle of the episode and runs out of the room. He returns and the guys can talk about the biggest regret of their 20s, and to kick off 2023, Mark and Joe close the show with predicting upcoming celebrity deaths!

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#484 Five Minute Joke Telling Time Giver Jan 03, 2023

It's the first ep of 2023, and we've still got that holiday spirit folks! Mark heads to Toronto with a ton of drugs at the border. He's incorrigible!! Joe has an amazing weekend in Madison with Matt Wayne, the king of kings! Mark goes to see The Bills in freezing temperatures, barely makes it out alive, and purposely gets Matt Wayne a present! We got Wayne on the brain here everybody!!

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Tuesdays' Patreon Preview Bonus Dec 27, 2022

Hey everybody - every year we take the week of Christmas off. If you're a Tuesgay, you know this is the one week each year where we don't release an episode. Well this year, we're releasing a little peek behind the paywall on the Tuesdays with Stories Patreon. In this ep we're throwing you a few clips of all of our Patreon shows - Must Queef TV, Give It a Goog, live Tuesdays with Stories, Hot Gay Sets, Q + Anal, and even a snippet of our normal behind-the-scenes bonus Tuesdays eps. Plus, we're wrapping it up with an O.G Tuesdays from 2013. We release the O.G. Tuesdays episodes on Patreon here and there. If you'd like to sign up, you get ad-free versions of the normal weekly Tuesdays, plus you get a brand new bonus episode from one of these shows each week. It's $3 a month for all this right now. On 01/01/2023 we will be changing our pricing, but if you sign up before then, you'll be grandfathered in at $3 a month. Hope you guys enjoy it! Happy Holigays!

#483 Pet Duck Dec 20, 2022

It’s that time of the week! Tuesday baby! Mark heads over to the Joe Rogan Experience and ends up doing mushrooms with Rogan, Shane Gillis and Ari Shaffir. Joe heads to the Vermont Comedy Fest with Matt Wayne and Andrew Schiavone. Meanwhile Mark goes from Austin to Boston to Connecticut to Boston to Philly and barely makes it back alive. It’s Tuesday! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Try Blue Chew for free at http://bluechew.com/TUESDAYS - Visit https://www.betterhelp.com/Tuesdays for 10% off your first month.

#482 Downwind Hog Dec 13, 2022

The boys are here and the holidays are in full-swing! Joe heads back to Massachusetts for Thanksgiving, and feels the spirit of the season in the heartland of the pilgrims. Mark gets pulled over while driving with expired registration and insurance. Joe continues to try to change his diet and Mark teaches us about the healthiest foods (even though it heavily conflicts with his other very recent claims about the healthiest foods). Finally, Mark tries to go through airport security after taking a Blue Chew and things get hairy. It's Tuesdays, folks!

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#481 Poop Pressure Dec 06, 2022

Joe spins an impressive yarn about a monstrous BM, before revealing that he finally went to the doctors and is unhappy with the results. The guys talk about ways to help his (not-so-bad) high-normal blood pressure situation. They settle on one thing: we must protect our queen. Mark goes to a festival in Houston, gets a bad seat on an airplane, and goes back to therapy. Are these things related? Find out on the newest Tuesdays!

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#480 Boinkin' Pigs Nov 29, 2022

The boys are back from Louisiana and they're waxing poetic about the wedding! We're still in New Orleans in our minds folks, and we walk you through the entire nuptials! Holy HELL what a time!

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#479 Wedding the Bed Nov 22, 2022

The boys are in New Orleans for the wedding of Mark Normand. As Joe and Mark share a bed, they talk about the trip, the plans, the secret show they're about to do, and Mark's final night as a single man.

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#478 Griddle Me This Nov 15, 2022

It's Tuesday folks - which means the boys are having issues in the sky. Mark is on a plane with a dead cell phone and Joe is stuck in a middle seat - plus, they demand to know: WHY do people lie about how far the airport is from their houses. Tell the truth, ya maniacs! AND - Mark's wedding (as of this recording) is right around the corner and he's chomping those fingernails! Normand goes to a strip club with Ari Mannis, and then leaves a rental car running overnight which runs out of gas. Joe heads to LA, hangs with Bobby Kelly + Ari Shaffir, and does a show with David Spade and Sebastian Maniscalco! The gays are coast-to-coast! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Visit https://www.betterhelp.com/Tuesdays for 10% off your first month. - Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com - Support the show by going to www.buyraycon.com/tuesdays and use code EARLYBF

#477 Deep Waters with Ari Shaffir - Pt. 1 Nov 08, 2022

Mark and Joe open up the show by lamenting having non-teacher adults in classrooms. Who are they?! Nobody knows! If you know, please don't reach out. Then - a fourth boy joins Mark, Joe and Chuck in the room - Ari Shaffir jumps in between the gays! That's right! Ari Shaffir saw the comments about how much the listeners do NOT want guests so he decided to make them upset. Ari also has a new special Ari Shaffir - Jew. So he's here to breakdown Mark's upcoming wedding plans with the boys!

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#476 Kook Deville Nov 01, 2022

The boys open up by criticizing kung fu movies and gushing about Jon Lovitz! Joe talks about meeting Natalie Portman and Mark talks about meeting Parker Posey. The guys talk about the women they find hottest. You won't BELIEVE the names that are thrown around. Did they mention Roseanne Barr? Janet Reno? The homeless lady from "Home Alone 2?" You have to listen to find out!

Mark finally gets a good haircut! The boys daydream about starting a comedy night AND a comedy club! Who's the manager? You guessed it: the homeless lady from "Home Alone 2." She needs a job and we're stepping up to help her out! It's Tuesday, folks!

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#475 Orlando Calrissian Oct 25, 2022

The guys talk airline lounges and Joe lives his rock star dreams!

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#474 Moz-fart Oct 18, 2022

Mark opens the show by telling a story of becoming a tour guide for the West Village. Joe ruins a Chipotle hookup with an extra ladle of honesty!

Mark heads to four different cities in four days, and has a canine airplane invader! Joe goes to Syracuse, and calls for the end of Starbucks mobile orders. The boys get into money, time and diamonds being a construct. We've got a couple of Dalai Lamas in the studio, folks! True jizz-dom!

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#473 Shanks for the Memories Oct 11, 2022

The boys start off debating why bear poop is normalized but human poop is terrifying. Mark and Joe head to a special photo-shoot for Racket magazine, where they recreated a tennis-based episode of Seinfeld. Mark talks about putting together a new show and a big creative win behind-the-scenes!

Joe tailgates in Gig Harbor, Mark goes to San Jose and praises the Delta Lounge. The guys close the show by cursing highfalutin meals. Bring back a good ole' fashion cheeseburger! We're covering what matters, folks!!

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#472 She's a Peek-ch Oct 04, 2022

Tuesday is HERE, ladies and gentlemen! Joe heads to Gig Harbor to hang with the fam (not his fam, but A fam) and then to LA for his very own fish-out-of-water story. Mark deals with a nightmare Q+A on the road, and then heads to Howie Mandel's pod, where Mandel calls Mark's mom and puts her on the spot!

Joe does Bill Burr's podcast on the West Coast, and has an all-time hang in LA. It's a banger of an ep, baby!

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#471 Original Cuck Sep 27, 2022

This week on Tuesdays with Stories: Mark is back from the makeup date of Bert Kreischer's Fully Loaded tour, and has to battle the town drunk at an outdoor event! Joe takes in some more tennis, and Mark gets scolded about what's right and wrong with a straight-up racist! It's Tuesday! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Try Blue Chew for free at http://www.bluechew.com/TUESDAYS - Visit http://www.manscaped.com and use code TUESDAYS for 20% off and free shipping. SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2ABEe1w

#470 No Clink, All Stink Sep 20, 2022

The boys are back in the saddle! Mark has a gig with sweet, sweet Chris Al this week and is riding pretty! Joe gets hooked on Nathan for You and gets a killer Pearl Jam ticket hook-up from Dan Soder. However, what happens when he gets tapped to announce for the US Open and it conflicts with the big night? What does Jojo do!?? Find out on a brand new bouncing baby Tuesdays!

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#469 Tractor Trailer Timmy Sep 13, 2022

Tuesday's here! Joe kicks things off by disparaging the Beastie Boys and contemplating mortality. Mark barely makes a gig with Bert Kreischer after a canceled flight, and has to follow a killer set from Big Jay Oakerson! Joe goes to see the new Idris Elba movie BEAST and has a deplorable time! Mark reluctantly goes suit shopping and the boys argue about bowties! It's a riveting Tuesdays, baby!! Our Stuff: patreon.com/tuesdays youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Support the show and get 15% off your first order by visiting https://www.getfirstperson.com and use code Tuesdays. - Support the show: http://www.go.factor75.com/TUESDAYS130 use code TUESDAYS130 for $130 off - Support the show by downloading the DraftKings Sportsbook App and using the code TUESDAYS.

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#468 Warped Wharf Sep 06, 2022

It's a lunch episode ladies and gentlemen! Mark and Joe open the show by setting a new goal on the Patreon to do a live "Tuesdays After Dark" and talk about the first time they tried to accomplish this very sexy task. Mark tells the story of a show in Palm Beach with a stereotype in the crowd, Joe's all alone at the U.S. Open, and a recent Joe Rogan Experience got pretty kooky for one of the boys. It's Tuesdays, baby!! patreon.com/tuesdays youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Visit https://www.betterhelp.com/Tuesdays for 10% off your first month. - Visit https://www.expressvpn.com/tuesdays for 3 months free. - Support the show, quit smoking naturally with Füm, AND save 10% by using code DRUNK at https://www.breathefum.com/TUESDAYS - Support the show by downloading the DraftKings Sportsbook App and using the code TUESDAYS. If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426- 2537) (IL/IN/LA/MI/NJ/PA/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522- 4700 (CO/NH), 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org/chat (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), visit OPGR.org (OR), call/text TN REDLINE 1-800-889-9789 (TN), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/LA(select parishes)/MI/NH/NJ/ NY/OR/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. New customer offer void in NH/OR/ONT-CA. $200 in Free bets: New customers only. Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 wager. $200 issued as eight (8) $25 free bets. Ends 9/19/22 @ 8pm. Early Win: 1 Early Win Token issued per eligible game. Opt in req. Token expires at start of eligible game. Min moneyline bet $1. Wagering limits apply. Wagers placed on both sides of moneyline will void bet. Ends 1/8/23 @ 8pm ET. See terms at sportsbook dot draftkings dot com slash football terms.

#467 Bobcat Goal Weight Sep 01, 2022

We're late but we're here! The bachelor party is over. Joe is home from doing Rogan. The boys are back! Joe goes to the US Open! Mark has a feud with an airline attendant! We're back in the New York groove!!!

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#466 Mark's Bachelor Party Aug 23, 2022

We love ya folks. We don't have our studio, our producer, or our equipment - but we're making it happen! The boys are island-bound for Mark's bachelor party and we're talking shenanigans! With appearances by Chris Alan, Ari Shaffir, Doug Key, Bert Kreischer and more - it's a train wreck in paradise!!

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#465 Scissor Reel Aug 16, 2022

The boys are dealing with some troubles this week, folks. Mark has a plane neighbor who won't clap the trap, and Joe's plane neighbor has a mean streak. Mark gets a strong talking to about his language at a show, and then gets a mean-spirited haircut! They can't win! Sponsors: - Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com - Support the show: http://www.go.factor75.com/TUESDAYS130 & use code TUESDAYS130 for $130 off - Support the show by going to www.buyraycon.com/tuesdays Our Stuff: - Subscribe to our Patreon for the ad-free version of the show, weekly bonus episodes, and more! patreon.com/tuesdays - Subscribe to our YouTube channel here for full video of every episode: https://youtube.com/c/TuesdayswithSto... SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2ABEe1w

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The boys are dealing with some troubles this week, folks. Mark has a plane neighbor who won't clap the trap, and Joe's plane neighbor has a mean streak. Mark gets a strong talking to about his language at a show, and then gets a mean-spirited haircut! They can't win!

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#464 Tard and Feathered Aug 09, 2022

Mark jets to a private Costa Rica gig for a mysterious man and lives to tell the tale. Joe deals with a mask hypocrite, his baseball career continues to grow, and an old lady rooks him in line for an international flight!!! Sponsors: - Visit https://www.betterhelp.com/Tuesdays for 10% off your first month. - Head to https://policygenius.com/TUESDAYS to get your free life insurance quotes to see how much you could save. - Visit https://www.expressvpn.com/tuesdays Our Stuff: - Subscribe to our Patreon for the ad-free version of the show, weekly bonus episodes, and more! patreon.com/tuesdays - Subscribe to our YouTube channel here for full video of every episode: https://youtube.com/c/TuesdayswithStories SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2ABEe1w

#463 Slog Cabin Aug 02, 2022

Joe shoots with Charlemagne tha God! Mark announces on Jimmy Fallon! Mark goes shooting! Joe shoots down a heckler!

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#462 Nancy Cans Jul 26, 2022

Joe goes to Central Park and is taken aback by a topless woman in a wheelchair. Mark's merch goes missing, and the guys battle studio construction. Joe becomes a pro baseball player, and he accidentally invites one of his fellow players to be part of a throuple. Go Paddleheads!

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#461 Kahki Cooze Jul 19, 2022

After the weeks of anticipation, the premiere for FOURTH OF JULY has finally happened - and Joe is here to tell the story of every moment. From a beautiful night at the Beacon in NYC, to Boston (in a celebratory private bus), to Chicago with the White Sox - Joe breaks down the opening weekend of his movie! Mark forgets his keys in Red Bank and asks what mustard gas is. Sponsors: - Support the show: http://www.go.factor75.com/TUESDAYS120 ! Use code TUESDAYS120 for $120 off - Visit http:// www.liquidIV.com and use code TUESDAYS. - Visit http:// www.bluechew.com/TUESDAYS to help support the show. - Head to https://policygenius.com/TUESDAYS to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. - Subscribe to our Patreon for the ad-free version of the show, weekly bonus episodes, and more! patreon.com/tuesdays - Subscribe to our YouTube channel here for full video of every episode: https://youtube.com/c/TuesdayswithStoriesSUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2ABEe1w

#460 Cab Stab Jul 12, 2022

It's a landmark week for the Tuesgays as Mark gets the call to join The Tonight Show cast to announce for Jimmy Fallon, and Joe is ready to premiere his movie, Fourth of July! The boys have come so far! They also talk fireworks at Pride, an acquaintance catching a knife to the midsection, Mark on tour with Bert Kreischer, and above all, most importantly - Joe's techno fart. ALSO! Check out the Patreon! Newest Patreon video is a 30-minute documentary about Mark and Joe at Joe's PS109 show featuring Dan Soder, TJ Miller, and Louis CK. Only $3 to join up at patreon.com/tuesdays (plus you'll get weekly bonuses and ad-free versions of every episode!) Sponsors: - Get Breakshot Pool on iOS or Android: breakshotpool.com - Visit www.betterhelp.com/ Tuesdays for 10% off your first month. - Support the show and get 20% Off with the code TUESDAYS at https://Lucy.co - Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS at https://SheathUnderwear.com

#459 Chuck Suit Jul 05, 2022

Joe and Matt Wayne record farts. The boys discuss who they'd like to see make love to their significant others. Mark works out with Joe Rogan, and tells the tale of Ari Shaffir's ill-conceived bet. Joe gives a lecture on the dangers of sleepover and the Chiefs of Queef receive a very timely gift during the show... !!! Sponsors: - Support the show and quit smoking naturally with Füm. Save 10% by using code TUESDAYS at https://www.breathefum.com/TUESDAYS - Support the show by going to www.buyraycon.com/tuesdays - Visit http://www.nativedeo.com/tuesdayswithstories

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#458 Why So Syria? Jun 28, 2022

It's a monster ep as Mark has a nightmare travel weekend bouncing from NY to Minneapolis to Chicago to Cleveland to Austin and MOST of his flights are canceled! Joe heads to Magooby's where a woman in the audience shames him vocally and he gears up for his big movie premiere this upcoming week! The boys are getting are spanked in this one!! Sponsors: - Support the show and get up to 34% off some sweet new metal art with the code TUESDAYS at https://displate.com/tuesdayswithstories?art=624740987334c - Visit www.manscaped.com and use code Tuesdays for 20% off and free shipping - Visit www.betterhelp.com/ Tuesdays for 10% off your first month. Subscribe to our Patreon for the ad-free version of the show, weekly bonus episodes, and more! patreon.com/tuesdays Subscribe to our YouTube channel here for full video of every episode: https://youtube.com/c/TuesdayswithStories SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2ABEe1w

#457 Off the Saus' Jun 21, 2022

Joe has a beautiful experience while avoiding the kooks of San Francisco, and makes an unexpected announcement about his future in professional baseball! Meanwhile, Mark sees a real life road rage-fueled fist fight with a WWE-level chokeslam! The gays are getting a workout this week folks! Sponsors: - Support the show and get 20% Off with the code TUESDAYS at https://Lucy.co - Support the show and receive your first month FREE at BlueChew.com, with promo code: TUESDAYS - Head to https://policygenius.com/TUESDAYS to get your free life insurance quote and see how much you could save. - Support the show and receive 20% off plus free shipping at https://Manscaped.com when you use code TUESDAYS Subscribe to our Patreon for the ad-free version of the show, weekly bonus episodes, and more! patreon.com/tuesdays Subscribe to our YouTube channel here for full video of every episode: https://youtube.com/c/TuesdayswithStories SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2ABEe1w

#456 Buttox Jun 14, 2022

Ladies and gentlemen, the boys are back in the saddle! Joe reminisces about missed opportunities as Mark gets bullied on a plane to Huntsville. Joe experiences an emergency mid-flight and hears a sentence he'd never thought he'd experience in real life. Finally, Joe has possibly the best set of his life at the Cellar and reunites with Nate Bargatze at the Beacon! It's a wild week!! Sponsors: - Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS at: https://SheathUnderwear.com - Support the show, quit smoking naturally with Füm, AND save 10% by using code: TUESDAYS at https://www.breathefum.com/TUESDAYS - Support the show and get 25% off anything you order at https://LiquidIV.com with promo code: TUESDAYS - Support the show and get 10% off your first month of online therapy at https://BetterHelp.com/Tuesdays Subscribe to our Patreon for the ad-free version of the show, weekly bonus episodes, and more! patreon.com/tuesdays Subscribe to our YouTube channel here for full video of every episode: https://youtube.com/c/TuesdayswithStories SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2ABEe1w

#455 Pop Shart Jun 07, 2022

Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday! Joe and Mark are back in the states and they start off by thanking God for Chuck (seriously!) after their podcast recording session in London! The boys talk about their experiences performing overseas at Top Secret and the Comedy Store. Plus, they walk us through their show tapings in the UK and how they were woefully unprepared! It's too much!! Sponsors: - Support the show and get 3 months free by visiting https://ExpressVPN.com/Tuesdays - Support the show and get 20% off your first order by visiting https://NativeDeo.com/tuesdayswithstories - Support the show and get $20 off PLUS an extra 15% off your first Raycon order at https://BuyRaycon.com/Tuesdays and use promo code Tuesdays. - Support the show and get 20% Off with the code TUESDAYS at https://Lucy.co Subscribe to our Patreon for the ad-free version of the show, weekly bonus episodes, and more! patreon.com/tuesdays Subscribe to our YouTube channel here for full video of every episode: https://youtube.com/c/TuesdayswithStories SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2ABEe1w

#454 Spend a Penny May 31, 2022

Joe and Mark are overwhelmed in London as they quake and quiver about the workload related to their TV tapings. This show is gonna kill 'em! Mark misses a flight and throws his frequent-flyer weight around to angle for a refund, as Joe is on the verge of getting rooked into buying an insanely expensive suit in the UK! The boys are across the pond and they can't handle it!

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#453 Tootin' Putin May 24, 2022

It's a humdinger folks, as Mark and Joe reminisce about Joe's "Samoan" roommate and trudge up some barking memories. Joe details his upcoming trip to London, Paris, Seattle, San Francisco and Vancouver as Mark drives a Tesla! Joe deals with a persistent heckler in North Carolina and the boys (separately) get taken out to the ball game! Sponsors: - Support the show and get 20% Off with the code TUESDAYS at https://Lucy.co - Support the show and receive 20% off plus free shipping at https://manscaped.com with code: Tuesdays - Support the show and get $20 off your first purchase with the code TUESDAYS at https://Fanimal.com - Support the show and receive up to 60% off your subscription at https://Babbel.com/TUESDAYS Subscribe to our Patreon for the ad-free version of the show, weekly bonus episodes, and more! www.patreon.com/tuesdays Subscribe to our YouTube channel here for full video of every episode: https://youtube.com/c/TuesdayswithStories SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2ABEe1w

#452 Bob Swag-It May 17, 2022

Wooooooo! Joe continues to push and prod Mark about moving to Astoria as Mark recounts his time at Netflix is a Joke Fest - performing at the Greek with Bert Kreischer, going to Dave Chappelle's afterparty, and running in late to his headlining set at the Paramount! Sponsors: - Support the show and get 10% off your first month of online therapy at https://BetterHelp.com/Tuesdays - Head to https://policygenius.com/TUESDAYS to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. - Support the show and get 25% off anything you order at https://LiquidIV.com with promo code: TUESDAYS - Support the show, quit smoking naturally with Füm, AND save 10% by using code TUESDAYS at https://www.breathefum.com/TUESDAYS Subscribe to our Patreon for full video of the show A WEEK EARLY, WEEKLY bonus stuff, and more! www.patreon.com/tuesdays

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#451 Wheel People May 10, 2022

It's a rollicking Tuesdays as Joe is still high off the continuing success of his new special and Mark is getting ready to head to the Netflix Is a Joke Festival in LA. Joe talks about his time at Patriots' Day in Boston, and the boys wonder about what's in their foggy future as they head to London! Sponsors: - Support the show and get 20% off your first order by visiting https://NativeDeo.com/tuesdayswithstories - Support the show and get 20% Off with the code TUESDAYS at https://Lucy.co - Support the show and get $20 off your first purchase with the code TUESDAYS at https://Fanimal.com - Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS at https://SheathUnderwear.com

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#450 Spade! Damon! Garfield! May 03, 2022

It's a hot, hot ep as Mark and Joe recap their performance for Matt Damon! Joe's new special "This Year's Material" is released on Youtube and he talks about his watch party, as Mark encounters one bad hombre! Finally, Mark gets an heartwarming DM from David Spade!

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#449 The Buff Snuff Apr 26, 2022

The boys are back in town everybody! Joe recaps a tale from his 40th birthday trip which includes coming face-to-face with a rattlesnake, and Mark goes to Moontower to kill before eating his own ass at the Goddamn Comedy Jam!

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#448 Braff Beef Apr 19, 2022

It's a nutty Tuesdays folks, as Mark witnesses a knife fight in the subway and Joe cowers at the kooks taking over NYC! Joe flips for the new movie "X" and scolds Mark for defecating too infrequently! Spinach smoothies!! Heyo Tuesgays, it's another hot ep as we're wondering why there aren't missing kids on milk cartons anymore before hearing about Mark's time at Sebastian Maniscalco's show & the Kentucky country fair before Joe has a wild time in Tampa Bay. Check it out!

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#447 Poof Swoop Apr 12, 2022

Heyo Tuesgays, it's another hot ep as we're wondering why there aren't missing kids on milk cartons anymore before hearing about Mark's time at Sebastian Maniscalco's show & the Kentucky country fair before Joe has a wild time in Tampa Bay. Check it out!

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#446 Poop Shoot Clinker Apr 05, 2022

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#445 Hum Coming Mar 29, 2022

Heyooo Tuesgays. it's an all timer this week as Joe takes a ride on a weird boat in Aruba before a wild night of poker while Mark see's some of his jokes bomb before a huge update on the missing hog. Check it out!

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#444 San Digaygo Mar 22, 2022

Hey ya chooches, it's another hot ep as Joe gives his Batman review before seeing a drunk pilot, while Mark shoots a gay sizzle reel and has a ski weekend with Ari Shaffir and others. Check it out!

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#443 Piss Partner Mar 15, 2022

Folks, we've got a great new ep this week as Mark deals with a whole cast of Brooklyn characters as he tries to get a fixer upper apartment while Joe heads to Key West and see's a huge beach brawl. Check it out!

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#442 Volley Vent Mar 08, 2022

Weeeeee Hooooo, we're back baby and we're giving our Mt. Rushmore of stand ups and hearing Joe's night with Chris Rock at the Comedy Cellar and Mark's hot mic moment in Columbus. Check it out!

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#441 O.G. Cha Ching Mar 01, 2022

Hey ya queefs, we're back for another hot episode as we try and figure out the origin of "Cha Ching", while Mark get's hammered watching the Super Bowl in the Virgin Islands while Joe travels to the pacific northwest. Check it out!

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#440 Stretch and Pull Feb 22, 2022

Hey Tuesgays, we've got another hot ep for you as Joe recounts some of his past sexual failure and his awkward Fuck, Marry, Kill on Bobby Kelly's podcast while Mark plans a spontaneous trip with his lady. Check it out!

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#439 Natural Bobble Feb 15, 2022

Ooooh we've got a great ep this week as Mark may have found a new place in Brooklyn and Joe's apartment hang gets bigger before an interesting run in with some teenage bullies. Check it out!

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#438 Muddy Panties Feb 08, 2022

Hoo weeee, we're back folks and seeing who can do the best elephant sound, why Mark is getting a bit of a pouch, the big win for Luke List, good jokes that don't really work, and Mark's ongoing realtor search. Check it out!

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#437 Bad Thread Read Feb 01, 2022

Heyooo, we're back baby as Mark gets charmed by a handsome real estate agent, Joe sees a guy blow up at some gals at a show, and the guys reminisce about their first gig together in Sacramento. Check it out!

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#436 Long Luke Load Jan 25, 2022

Hoo wee!! This episode has everything for ya gang as Mark rebounds on the last night of a rough trip to Syracuse while Joe loses video of a hot set before seeing a crazy COVID train lady and seeing Monster Jam with Shane Gillis. Check it out!

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#435 Fung Wah Gold Jan 18, 2022

We're back baby and talking about Mark's unimpressive Delta status, why we're not looking at Tik Tok, our new idea for 'Lil' Gays', and Joe finally gets into his topsy turvy way of finding out he had COVID. Check it out!

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#434 Gay Jokes Jan 11, 2022

Hey hey folks, we're covering a wide range of topics this week, like if Americans are dumber than British people, some classic dirty jokes, and Mark getting heckled by a drunk lady. Check it out!

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#433 International Shitting Jan 04, 2022

Happy New Year ya chooches! It's our first episode of 2022 as Joe deals with an aggressive passenger on his tumultuous return from Germany while Mark rings in the new year in Milwaukee. Check it out!

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#432 Brown Pierce Dec 28, 2021

Hey Hey Tuesgays, it's out last episode of 2021 and we're in our new studio as Mark heads to Atlanta before being hit on by a pasta loving woman in Brooklyn while Joe films his new special at the Village Underground before having loads of vaccine passport issues in Germany. Check it out!

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