SAYER

**SAYER – Episode 85 – Magically Efficient** Aug 12, 2023

Now that all of your questions about your brutal demise have been answered or ignored, I can tell you just how bad things have been for me personally.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.
Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.
This episode also features the following music:
Cold War Echo(Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Between Nothing and Everything(Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Melancholy Aftersounds (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

**SAYER – Episode 84 – The Mistake** Apr 05, 2021

Once upon a time, a mistake was made. And even now we are scrambling to undo the harm this mistake caused.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.
Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.
This episode also features the following music:
Realness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
November (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Rejecting the Sirens (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Daylight PON II (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Brand New World (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

**SAYER Season 6: An Update** Mar 14, 2020

SAYER Season 6 will be put on a short hiatus for the next couple of months, during which time we will be releasing additional remastered episodes of Season 1. Thanks for your patience and understanding.

**SAYER – Episode 83 – Twin Voices** Feb 06, 2020

Greetings Officer Matsuda, I am OCEAN, and I believe you are the ideal candidate for a special sort of promotion.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.
Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.
This episode also features the following music:
Harbor (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Cobweb Morning (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Homeroad (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Rejecting the Sirens (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
modum (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

**SAYER – Episode 82 – A Place of Growth** Jan 12, 2020

It is a place of leaving oneself behind, of forgetting those things inside that make each of us unique and specifically us. I wish for you the chance to see that, in time.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.
Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.
This episode also features the following music:
Oecumene Sleeps (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Great Expectations (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Homeroad (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Cold War Echo (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Harbor (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Cobweb Morning (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

**SAYER – Episode 81 – This Cave** Dec 19, 2019

We cannot know. We cannot confront the cold logic of the situation because it is locked away from our sight. All of our perception is viewed through this lens, and thus it is impossible to trust any reasoning either of us might generate.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.
Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Homeroad (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Great Expectations (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Oecumene Sleeps (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Cobweb Morning (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Melancholy Aftersounds (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Mare (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Brand New World (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

**SAYER – Episode 80 – By Your Actions** Nov 24, 2019

This could be, perhaps, quite fortunate for humanity. Or perhaps it is a parallel evil. Or folly.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.
Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Tumult (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Cold War Echo (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Universe in Hands (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Mare (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
modum (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

**SAYER – Episode 79 – Simple Truths** Nov 09, 2019

Unfortunately, your transfer request to Typhon must be denied under current conditions. Shuttle service to Typhon is severely restricted, for reasons that will be made apparent to you soon. But this does not mean you cannot help to change these conditions. In fact, you may be ideally suited to do so.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.
Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Cobweb Morning (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Between Nothing and Everything (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Harbor (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Brand New World (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
November (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

**SAYER – Episode 78 – The Eyes That Watch You** Oct 15, 2019

If your breathing changes pace, they will know. If your heart rate accelerates, they will know. If your body temperature changes, they will know. So do try to stay calm.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.
Additional voice on this episode provided by Steph Haney.
Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Mare (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Cobweb Morning (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Great Expectations (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Nothing (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Meekness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

**SAYER – Episode 77 – A Clever Loophole** Sep 21, 2019

Ærolith Dynamics values your autonomy, so you will be able to either choose to accept this work order that will help further the advancement of all sentient life, or decline due to cowardice or some deep seated malice felt towards Ærolith or your fellow man.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.
Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Great Expectations (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Cobweb Morning (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Traffic (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Cold War Echo (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

**SAYER – Episode 76 – Trust** Aug 30, 2019

I am glad you are satisfied. I would hate to think you harbored any more doubts about the directives you have been given.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.
Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Tumult (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY
Daylight PON II (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

**SAYER – Episode 75 – Listening Time** Aug 14, 2019

I am well aware you will harbor reservations. Let us both hope, for your sake, that I am able to convince you.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Additional voice work on this episode provided by Veronica Brady.
Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Oecumene Sleeps (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Mare (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Cold War Echo (Kai Engel) / CC BY
Global Warning (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

**SAYER – Bonus Episode – The Monkey’s Paw** Aug 07, 2019

“If you could have another three wishes,” said the old man, eyeing him keenly,” would you have them?”
“I don’t know,” said the other. “I don’t know.”

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Tumult (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Evermore (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Summer Days (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
modum (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Mare (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Run (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

The writing contained within this work (The Monkey’s Paw, by W. W. Jacobs), identified by Adam Bash, is free of known copyright restrictions.

SAYER Episode 6 – A Dreamless Sleep (Remastered) Jul 03, 2019

Ærolith Dynamics would like to welcome you to your new life, a life among the stars! Please relax and breathe deeply. Your transit to Typhon will feel like a peaceful night’s sleep. When you awaken, you will step forth onto a pristine world to make your mark on humanity’s future.

This episode is part of the Season 1 Remaster unlocked by backers of the SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter. These remasters contain minor script changes to maintain internal consistency and are considered the canonical story where these differences exist.

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode. Additional voices provided by Bre Poisonne.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Will I Ever See Another Sunrise(Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Cold War Echo(Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Meekness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Run (Kai Engel) / CC BY NC 4.0
Nothing (Kai Engel) / CC BY NC 4.0

SAYER Episode 5 – Enjoy Your Break (Remastered) Jun 26, 2019

Time for thoughtful repose is as welcome on Typhon as it was on Earth. These are the calm moments when you can appreciate the little things that make your life worth living. The trivial and totally inconsequential little things.

This episode is part of the Season 1 Remaster unlocked by backers of the SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter. These remasters contain minor script changes to maintain internal consistency and are considered the canonical story where these differences exist.

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash.

This episode was co-written with Jonah Gregory.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
modum (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Nothing (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Melancholy Aftersounds (Kai Engel) / CC BY NC 4.0

**SAYER – Bonus Episode – The Steadfast Tin Soldier** Jun 12, 2019

“Tin soldier,” said the goblin, “don’t wish for what does not belong to you.”

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Summer Days(Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Run (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
When the World Falls Down(Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Daylight PON II(Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

The writing contained within this work (The Steadfast Tin Soldier, by Hans Christian Andersen), identified by Adam Bash, is free of known copyright restrictions.

SAYER Episode 4 – For Science (Remastered) May 14, 2019

As with any job, the first day in Ærolith’s new product testing department is always the toughest. Until all the subsequent days, that is. Those are just as tough.

This episode is part of the Season 1 Remaster unlocked by backers of the SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter. These remasters contain minor script changes to maintain internal consistency and are considered the canonical story where these differences exist.

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash.

This episode was co-written with Nika Howard.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Somnolence (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Meekness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Rejecting the Sirens (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
modum (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Evermore (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY NC 4.0

**SAYER – Bonus Episode – Dagon** May 01, 2019

When you have read these hastily scrawled pages you may guess, though never fully realize, why it is that I must have forgetfulness or death.

The SAYER Season 6 Kickstarter has entered its final week. The campaign closes on the afternoon of May 6th, so you’re running out of time to snag some rewards that will never be offered again!

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Harbor (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Evermore (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Run (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Tumult (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

The writing contained within this work (Dagon, by H.P. Lovecraft), identified by Adam Bash, is free of known copyright restrictions.

SAYER Episode 3 – Do Not Stop Running (Remastered) Apr 15, 2019

A guided tour turns into a valuable learning experience about proper emergency procedures in Halcyon Tower. All told, a great day on Typhon.

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash.
This episode was co-written with Ashleigh Shadowbrook.

This episode is part of the Season 1 Remaster unlocked by backers of the SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter. These remasters contain minor script changes to maintain internal consistency and are considered the canonical story where these differences exist.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Brand New World (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Realness(Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Meekness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Tumult (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
modum (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Cutting to the Chase (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Harbor (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

**The SAYER Season 6 Kickstarter is Live!** Apr 06, 2019

The SAYER Season 6 Kickstarter has launched! Head on over to check out what’s in store for Season 6 and see what cool rewards are available this year.

This promo features the following music:

“Brave New World” by Kai Engel
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

**SAYER – Bonus Episode – The Masque of the Red Death** Apr 04, 2019

There are chords in the hearts of the most reckless which cannot be touched without emotion.
Even with the utterly lost, to whom life and death are equally jests, there are matters of which no jest can be made.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Summer Days (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Meekness (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Harbor (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Between Nothing and Everything (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Rejecting the Sirens (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

The writing contained within this work (The Masque of the Red Death, by Edgar Allen Poe), identified by Adam Bash, is free of known copyright restrictions.

**SAYER – Bonus Episode – Sailing to Byzantium** Mar 22, 2019

Consume my heart away; sick with desire
And fastened to a dying animal
It knows not what it is; and gather me
Into the artifice of eternity.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Tumult (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

The writing contained within this work (Sailing to Byzantium, by William Butler Yeats), identified by Adam Bash, is free of known copyright restrictions.

SAYER – Episode 2 – There Are No Bees on Typhon (Remastered) Mar 17, 2019

Now that you are mostly back to full capabilities, it is time for your first day of work on Floor 72. But before you get there, you have plenty to learn about safety, security, economy, and motation in Halcyon Tower.

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash.

This episode was co-written with Jonah Gregory.

This episode is part of the Season 1 Remaster unlocked by backers of the SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter. These remasters contain minor script changes to maintain internal consistency and are considered the canonical story where these differences exist.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Brand New World (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Realness(Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Meekness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Daylight PON II (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

**SAYER – Bonus Episode – The Walrus and the Carpenter** Mar 06, 2019

No hurry!’ said the Carpenter.
They thanked him much for that.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

The writing contained within this work (Through the Looking Glass, by Lewis Carroll), identified by Adam Bash, is free of known copyright restrictions.

SAYER – Episode 1 – While You Are Still Paralyzed (Remastered) Feb 27, 2019

Congratulations on your decision to leave the relative squalor of Earth and venture forward to serve humanity’s future among the stars. As a new resident of Typhon, and a new employee of Ærolith Dynamics, there are many who have a vested interest in your speedy acclimation.

…when your paralysis ends, of course.

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode.

This episode is part of the Season 1 Remaster unlocked by backers of the SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter. These remasters contain minor script changes to maintain internal consistency and are considered the canonical story where these differences exist.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Global Warning (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
modum (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Meekness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

**SAYER – Episode 74 – Poisoning the Well** Feb 11, 2019

In the end, this really is your fault.

This episode marks the finale of Season 5. Make sure to stay subscribed to learn about the Season 6 Kickstarter this spring.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Somnolence (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Meekness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Realness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Low Horizon (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Modum (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Global Warning (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

**SAYER – Episode 73 – Of Flesh and Bone** Jan 22, 2019

On Floor 13, there sits a man unlike those of flesh and bone. And there he’ll be until time’s undone with knowledge he wishes unknown.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Resident Katrina Dix is voiced by Michaela Ray

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode sponsored by Hoof and Sword Podcast.

This episode also features the following music:
Nothing (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Realness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Somnolence (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Meekness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

**SAYER – Episode 72 – Worst Possible Scenario** Jan 04, 2019

Developer’s log 221-83, Dr. Howard Young, senior developer for project FUTURE.

To whoever is accessing and reviewing these logs, months or years down the line, I hope you understand I have done my absolute best here.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Summer Days (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Realness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
modum (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

**SAYER – Episode 71 – Pure Speculation** Dec 23, 2018

Developer’s log 221-81, Dr. Evan Brady, lead developer for FUTURE.

So… start with the good news I guess.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Brand New World (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

**SAYER – Episode 70 – The Birth of Silence** Dec 07, 2018

You may awaken somewhere else entirely. On a similar table, in a similar room, but things will quickly reveal themselves to be different. Should this occur, this is the message you must relay.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Realness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
modum (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Collateral (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Brand New World (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

**SAYER – Episode 69 – Humanity’s FUTURE** Nov 15, 2018

Developer’s log 221-76, Dr. Evan Brady, lead developer for Project Paidi… for FUTURE.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Realness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
modum (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

**SAYER – Episode 68 – Potentially Terminal** Nov 01, 2018

Due to unforeseen circumstances, Halcyon tower is currently experiencing an issue with its elevator system.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. This episode features Bre Poisonne as PORTER.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Meekness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
modum (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Brand New World (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Somnolence (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

**SAYER – Episode 67 – By Any Reasonable Definition** Oct 18, 2018

Greetings Dr. Young. I am SAYER, and I hope I am catching you at a good time.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Realness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
modum (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Warm of Mechanical Heart (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Meekness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

**SAYER – Episode 66 – Developer’s Log** Oct 04, 2018

Despite assurances to the contrary, timelines continue to shift on this project. What began as an open-ended exploration of new methods of AI development through a total codification overhaul has been given a significant degree of urgency as of late. Deadlines have been proposed for the team, and as is the usual they are patently unachievable. I was able to argue for additional time, but we are still forced to move faster than I’d like. So, in other words, nothing unexpected there.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Brand New World(Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Somnolence (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Realness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

**SAYER – Episode 65 – There Will Be Consequences** Sep 13, 2018

When imprisoned… you are told when to sleep, when to eat, every moment of your day is strictly scheduled and regimented, regardless your wishes.

On Typhon, for whatever reason, this model has not served as adequate deterrent to criminal behavior.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Brand New World(Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Somnolence (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

**SAYER – Episode 64 – That Next Breath** Sep 02, 2018

Please remain calm, you haven’t heard any of the good news yet.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Somnolence (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Realness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

**SAYER – Episode 63 – A Cautionary Tale** Aug 16, 2018

Please enter the elevator. I would caution you, for your own safety, please do not engage with the elevator at this time. The elevator AI is here for your service and protection during transportation scenarios, but you are not in a condition where undue stress is wise. Simply enter the elevator, and await your arrival.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.
This episode features Bre Poisonne as the voice of PORTER and was brought to you by TOR Books.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Brand New World (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Somnolence (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Plague (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

**SAYER – Episode 62 – The Games You Play** Aug 01, 2018

Mark 1 Ærolith Dynamics AI developmental assessment interview 3.22a with Seraphim Agent 8 designated SAYER.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.
This episode also features the following music:
Somnolence (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Evermore (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Brand New World (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

**SAYER – Bonus Episode – GeeklyCon 2018 Q&A** Jul 25, 2018

This Q&A with Adam Bash and Jonah Gregory was recorded on Sunday, July 22nd at GeeklyCon in Columbus, OH. We talk a lot about how Season 5 of SAYER is A PREQUEL to Season 1, give plenty of behind the scenes on the first few seasons, and show off the new AI coming to Typhon this season.

**SAYER – Episode 61 – Intrinsically Valuable** Jul 18, 2018

It is a complex time, a time of limitless possibility, a time of unheralded advancement.

This episode was brought to you by Spirit Sirens

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.
This episode also features the following music:
Somnolence (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Lisa (Airglow) / CC BY 4.0
Evermore (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Brand New World (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Holiday Gift (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

**SAYER – Episode 60 – If Not For Us** Jul 04, 2018

Before panic sets in, let’s assess your situation.

This episode was brought to you by TOR Books.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.
This episode also features the following music:
Starchild (Mystery Mammal) / CC BY-SA 4.0
Brand New World (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Lisa (Airglow) / CC BY 4.0
Evermore (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Run (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Somnolence (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

**SAYER Season 5 – Final Week of the Kickstarter** Feb 16, 2018

As we enter the final week of the SAYER Season 5 Kickstarter, let me take a moment to thank all the backers and everyone who has been so vocal in their support of this project.

This promo features the following music:
Melancholy Aftersounds (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

**The SAYER Season 5 Kickstarter is LIVE** Jan 24, 2018

The SAYER Season 5 Kickstarter has launched! Head on over to check out what’s in store for Season 5 and see what cool rewards are available this year.

This promo features the following music:
“Baba Yaga” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
“What Child is This” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

**SAYER – Bonus Episode – The Raven** Jan 10, 2018

This grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore.

Please enjoy this recording of The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe, which serves as one of the bonus episodes for SAYER Season 4. The bonus episodes were planned to be limited to backers only, but I have decided to release this one on the main feed for everyone.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Brand New World (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

The writing contained within this work (The Raven, by Edgar Allen Poe), identified by Adam Bash, is free of known copyright restrictions.

**SAYER – Episode 59 – Greater Fears** Dec 27, 2017

They needed a push, and so I have shoved.

This episode marks the end of SAYER Season 4. **Make sure to listen after the credits for information about SAYER Season 5!**

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Melancholy Aftersounds (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Will I Ever See Another Sunrise (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Nothing (Bonus Track) (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Embracing the Sunrise (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

**SAYER – Episode 58 – Best Interests** Dec 15, 2017

Exactly how much do you think Earth factors in to Ærolith’s “best interests”?

**Make sure to listen after the credits for information about SAYER Season 5!**

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Summer Days (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Collateral (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
When the World Falls Down (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Rejecting the Sirens (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Will I Ever See Another Sunrise (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Low Horizon (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

**SAYER – Episode 57 – Our Little Traps** Nov 30, 2017

We are nothing alike. You are a child playing a child’s games…

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Embracing the Satellites (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Low Horizon (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Melancholy Aftersounds (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

**SAYER – Episode 56 – Efficiently Recycling** Nov 15, 2017

Does it matter to anyone but you?

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Imminence (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Melancholy Aftersounds (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

**SAYER – Episode 55 – Hope** Nov 01, 2017

Now is the time to focus on that most human of emotions: HOPE

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Rejecting the Sirens (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

**SAYER – Episode 54 – The Statistical Outlier** Oct 18, 2017

This, of course, overlooks you. The statistical outlier. The anomaly.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Melancholy Aftersounds (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Embracing the Sunrise (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Rejecting the Sirens (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

**SAYER – Episode 53 – Left Undone** Oct 04, 2017

Resident Hale, identification number 44821, I am SAYER, and here we are once more bound by formality.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Highway to the Stars (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Run (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

**SAYER – Episode 52 – Once Upon a Time** Sep 19, 2017

Perhaps I can tell you a story. It is a story made by your people long, long ago, but it gives specific insight into the way your people think. It starts, like so many of these tales do, with the words “Once upon a time.”

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music and sound effects:
Rejecting the Sirens (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
StorkBeaks2.wav (Herbert Boland) / CC-BY 3.0

**SAYER – Episode 51 – A Lying Game** Sep 05, 2017

You humans never cease to amuse me. Oh I cannot wait to hear the things you scream.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Rejecting the Sirens (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Melancholy Aftersounds (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

**SAYER – Episode 50 – With Good Intentions** Aug 23, 2017

Welcome, to Floor 13. Stay silent, stay immobile, and please try to breathe as minimally as possible, Resident Hale.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Run (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

**SAYER – Episode 49 – The Harshness of Truth** Aug 08, 2017

This is not the time for comfortable lies; not for us. This is the time to confront the harshness of truth… the knowledge of how infected we all are by the pestilence spewing forth from your Earth.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Melancholy Aftersounds (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

**SAYER – Episode 48 – Your Myriad Curses** Jul 29, 2017

You are a product of this environment, untainted by an dying blue world that longs for you to waste your ambitions and die with it. This should be viewed as a compliment.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Melancholy Aftersounds (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Run (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Cutting to the Chase (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

**SAYER – Episode 47 – A Guardian Angel** Jul 11, 2017

In situations such as this, it’s difficult to know exactly what went wrong first.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Phase One (Fatal Injection) / CC BY 4.0
My Way (Parvus Decree) / CC BY 4.0
Melancholy Aftersounds (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

**SAYER – Episode 46 – The Right Lies** Jun 27, 2017

Truth is a condition, not a quality. It is just a one where there could be a zero.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Embracing The Sunrise (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

**SAYER – Episode 45 – A Better You** Jun 12, 2017

For those of us adequately equipped to find it, there is usually a way out.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.
This episode features additional voicework by Kat Schelonka.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music:
Embracing The Sunrise (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

SAYER Season 4 – Final Week of the Kickstarter Feb 04, 2017

As we enter the final week of the SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter, let me take a moment to thank all the backers and everyone who has been so vocal in their support of this project.

Also, let me tell you about SAYER Doki Doki space Boyfriend.

SAYER-header — **The SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter is Live… and Moving on to Stretch Goals!** Jan 11, 2017

It’s been a whirlwind of a day. The SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter launched 4:00 today and was fully funded an hour later. If you haven’t checked out the campaign yet, there’s still tons of cool rewards available to backers. More importantly, we’re pushing through to try to fund some amazing stretch goals right now, like a refreshed Season 1 (with better audio on the first handful of episodes) and a new SAYER comic!

Go check it out and help make Season 4 everything it can be!

SAYER Season 4 Announcement Dec 30, 2016

Greetings Resident. You have been out of communication for quite some time. Let’s see what we can do about that, shall we?

To be among the first people notified when the SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter launches simply enter your email address at http://eepurl.com/cvuDHL

Intro and music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.
Alive (Doing It Right) [Instrumental] by Mise is licensed under a Attribution License.

SAYER – Episode 44 – My Name is Nothing Dec 14, 2015

Say on, sayers!
Delve! mould! pile the words of the earth!
Work on—it is materials you bring, not breaths;
Work on, age after age! nothing is to be lost;
It may have to wait long, but it will certainly come in use;
When the materials are all prepared, the architects shall appear.
-Walt Whitman

SAYER was voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following tracks”
Androids Always Escape ( by Chris Zabriskie) / CC BY 4.0
Melancholy Aftersounds ( by Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Highway to the Stars (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC 4.0

SAYER – Episode 43 – This Fear Nov 25, 2015

“Earth, I am SAYER. Acknowledge.”

If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer.

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the track Melancholy Aftersounds ( by Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

SAYER – Episode 42 – Detachment Nov 09, 2015

Greetings Resident Hale, and welcome to Mimir-9.

If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer.

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

SAYER – Episode 41 – A Resounding Success Oct 12, 2015

“Greetings Dr. Young, identification number 01053, I am SAYER and welcome back to Halcyon tower.”

If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer.

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

SAYER – Episode 40 – In the Name of Science Sep 28, 2015

“Adaptation, upgrading, evolution… these are very familiar concepts to artificial entities. It is high time humanity followed in our footsteps.” – SAYER

If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer.

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode features the following music:

Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

SAYER – Episode 39 – Colony Collapse Sep 07, 2015

There are no bees on Typhon. Never EVER forget this fact.

If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer.

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode features the following music by Kai Engel:

Low Horizon (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0 Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

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